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- ♪
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- This heatwave is the worst.
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- So hot.
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It's like we moved into Dad's bellybutton.
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- No, no, I got this.
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It's not like you guys can move things with your minds.
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- Let me help, Nora.
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The hose goes over there.
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- All right, Billy, go turn on the water so we can
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turn this room into our own private waterpark.
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- On it.
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- Hold on.
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Nobody move.
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Assessing, assessing.
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Mm-hmm. Something's different.
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- Kids, why is the slide inside?
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- The slide!
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We make a great team.
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- You know we wouldn't need this slide
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if we just had a pool.
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- I want a pool.
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Come on, Dad!
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- Okay, you can have a pool.
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- Seriously? Awesome.
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- Hank.
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- I'm the good cop, Barb.
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Now you swoop in and shut this down.
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- Oh, okay, tell you what.
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If you kids can help raise the money,
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we'll chip in too and see what we can afford.
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- Oh.
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- Awesome. - Great.
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- Your bad cop needs work.
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- I can't wait for a pool.
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Step aside.
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I'm doing this.
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- Max.
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I-I-I don't think you should be--
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- Whoo-hoo!
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[unintelligible]
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Oh!
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- ALL: My turn!
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- ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in, bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪♪
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- ♪ Yard sale, dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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♪ Yard sale dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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- Billy, if I knew you were gonna make up an annoying song,
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I never would suggested a--
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- ♪ Yard sale, dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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♪ Yard sale, dubby, dubby, dubby, dubby ♪
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- Guys, this is gonna be great.
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We'll make a fortunate selling our old junk, buy a pool
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and then invite cute boys over for pool parties.
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- What is it with you and cute boys?
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- What?
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It's not like I have an app on my phone that tells me
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when there's one on our block.
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- [phone dings]
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- VOICE ON PHONE: He's cute.
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- I've had enough of this place.
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Unbearable heat, unnecessary singing, Billy.
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Jetpack, take me away!
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- [engine fizzles]
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- Uh, I blame Billy.
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- Oh cool.
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Comic books and action figures.
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Oh, this isn't cool.
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It's just mom.
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No one's gonna buy this Electress stuff.
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Mom never saved the world like Dad did.
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- Yeah, but she did other stuff like...
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What did she do?
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- I don't know.
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But Dad was out there stopping runaway trains,
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taking down villains and inventing the cookie pie.
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Is it a cookie? Is it a pie?
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Only Dad knows.
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- It's both.
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- And that's why he's a national treasure.
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- I am so proud of you kids, chipping in,
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working together as a family, learning songs.
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♪ Yard sale, shama-lama ding dong ♪
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What you got there, Billy?
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- I'm selling all my army men.
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Well, almost all.
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Not Sergeant Flargeant, he's my favorite.
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- Sergeant Flargeant?
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Who's this?
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Corporal Smorporal?
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- It is now.
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- Nora, you must really want a pool.
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You're selling all your bows?
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- Yep.
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Yesterday, it was so hot, my bow melted and stuck to my head.
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It's a part of me now.
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- Oh, Phoebe, that's all my old Electress stuff.
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You can't sell that.
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- [chuckles] No kidding.
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- What does that mean?
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- What do you mean?
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- I mean you can't sell that
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because my actual Electra whip is in this box.
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This is a very dangerous weapon.
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If someone besides me uses this,
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they would really hurt themselves.
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- [chuckles] What'll happen?
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Their lights will turn off?
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Got it, putting the box back.
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- Thank you.
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- Uh, honey, you kind of left out the part
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where if your whip gets in the wrong hands,
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it'll explode and take out half a city block.
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- And risk that info getting back to our supervillain son
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voted "Most likely to take out half a city block"?
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- So smart.
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Uh, you know, you really were something back in the day.
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- Back in the day?
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- I don't know why I say things.
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- [phone dings]
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- VOICE ON PHONE: He's cute.
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- Ooh, and he's right outside.
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Oh, he is cute.
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- What is it gonna take
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to put you in these old, dirty pants today?
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- Here's your bow.
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You got a good one.
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I wore it to my first circus.
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It still smells like elephant and childish wonder.
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Give it back, you monster!
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I don't need your dirty bow money!
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- So...how are things going over here?
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- A lot of looky-loos, but nobody's serious.
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I think I'll call it a day.
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- Nora, I know these bows mean a lot to you, but if you want
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that pool, you're gonna have to make some sacrifices.
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- Can we sell Dr. Colosso?
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He's never liked you, and now Billy's on his list.
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- Why don't you go upstairs, pick out the ones
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you don't wear anymore and just sell those?
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- Okay.
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What are you looking at?
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- I see you eyeing those old, dried up paintbrushes.
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You a collector?
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- Save it.
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I'm here for comics.
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You got any, tank top?
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- I'm not wearing a tank top.
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- But you look like you got a bunch.
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- What I got a bunch of is comics,
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but I'm not gonna sell 'em to some kid who calls me names.
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- I got 50 bucks.
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- Tank top will be right back.
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Well, you know what they say.
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One man's trash is another weird kid's 50 bucks worth of trash.
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- [sighs]
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I need an app that finds cute boys
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that don't ask me to pull their finger.
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Oh, uh, mom, you didn't have to move the box.
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I was totally gonna do it.
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- I didn't move it.
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Oh, no, what if somebody took it outside to sell it?
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- That box isn't going anywhere 'til trash day.
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- What? - Coming!
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- If you like that box of garbage,
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you'll love these dirty pants.
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- Hey, Max, have you seen that box of mom's old stuff?
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- Seen it and sold it.
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- What?
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[whispers] Max, that box had Mom's old Electra whip in it.
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- Oh, poor sucker, now he's gotta throw it out.
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- No, Max, it's her real whip.
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It's super dangerous in a non-sups' hands.
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You've gotta get it back.
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Whoever bought it could get seriously hurt.
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- Luckily, I don't get too attached to my customers.
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- Hurt kid plus angry mom equals no pool.
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- No pool equals sad Max.
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Hey, kid, get back here!
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Wait, am I hurting the kid?
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- Just get the box back.
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- So did Max see the box?
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- Sure did.
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- Oh, good.
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Did he put it back in the attic?
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- [chuckles] Would I be standing here avoiding eye contact
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if Max didn't put the box in the attic?
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- Oh, oh, oh, time to beat the heat.
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Oh, oh, freezy socks!
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- [snaps]
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- Hey.
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Whatcha wearin'?
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- You told me to sell all the bows I don't wear.
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But look, I still wear them all.
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- [crash]
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- How did my kids get so weird?
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[laughing]
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Frozen thundies!
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Uh, uh, uh.
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Ah!
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- There's the nerd mobile.
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This must be the place.
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- [doorbell music plays]
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- Yep, this is the place.
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- What do you want, hipster?
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- Look, I sold that box to you by mistake,
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and I was wondering if I could get it back.
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Here's your 20 bucks.
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- I gave you 50, sideburns.
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- Right.
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Wait, there's something missing in here.
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- You mean Electress' real whip?
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I don't know how you got it, but you're never getting it back,
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Wall Street.
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- Stop calling me names and give it back.
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- I'm not giving this bad boy up.
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I'd only give this to Electress herself.
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We all know that's not gonna happen, Chinatown.
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- [locks snapping]
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- Like four locks are gonna stop me.
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[laughs]
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- [alarm beeping]
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- That might.
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- ♪
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- No whip?
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Why'd you come home without the whip?
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How did he even know the whip was real?
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- I don't know.
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He's some sort of super fan.
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Okay, he said he'd never give it back to anyone
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but Electress herself.
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- Oh, well then we'll just ask mom to help us.
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- You think that's a good idea? - No.
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Oh, but we could tell Dad.
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- Really? - No!
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- BARB: Max, is that you down there?
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- [in high-pitched voice] Yes, I'm down here.
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- Why did you use a fake voice if you're just
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gonna say you're down here?
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- BARB: Is that you too, Phoebe?
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- [in deep voice] Yes, it's me.
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Look, if we wanna get that pool, we gotta get that whip back
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before mom figures out it's gone.
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Here she comes.
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Lose the box.
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- [crash]
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- DR. COLOSSO: Ow! I know that was you, Billy!
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- Hey, mom, what's the haps?
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- Max, where did you put my stuff?
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- Uh, in the attic right next to the thing, under the thing
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with the thingy.
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- I-I just need to find my whip.
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It could blow up...
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your minds. It's so cool and not dangerous.
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Luckily my old Electro-puter here has a homing signal
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00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,958
that can locate it in a jiffy.
265
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,751
- [whispers] Quick, go to your old people translator app
266
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,046
and figure out what "jiffy" means.
267
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:56,800
- Oh, no, it means fast, Phoebe, really fast.
268
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,095
- [computer beeping]
269
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,097
- Two hundred and fifty-three updates.
270
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,557
- [blows air]
271
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,849
- Has it been that long?
272
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,975
- [computer beeping]
273
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,478
- Oh, this thing's gonna take forever.
274
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,021
- Max, we need a plan.
275
00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,314
- Way ahead of you.
276
00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:13,192
If he wants Electress, we'll give him Electress.
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00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,027
Electress.
278
00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:18,197
- Why are you calling me Elect--oh.
279
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- ♪
280
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- So, Dad, do you think we've made enough to get a pool?
281
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,330
- Not quite, Billy.
282
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:31,210
Pools cost a little more than $8.17 and a button.
283
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:42,179
- Well, Sergeant Flargeant, looks like this is goodbye.
284
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:46,058
It'll be easier if we don't look at each other.
285
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,935
- Billy, what are you doing?
286
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,687
You can't sell Sergeant Flargeant.
287
00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:50,980
- I have to.
288
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,566
I really want to get that pool for you.
289
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:56,402
You've been crying ever since you got out here.
290
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- I'm not crying.
291
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This is sweat.
292
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,407
- Yeah, sweat from your eyeballs.
293
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- I'm serious.
294
00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:05,035
It's like a million degrees under these things.
295
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:09,206
- A million degrees of sadness.
296
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,334
- Nora, honey, why are you crying?
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- It's sweat!
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- ♪
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- [knocking on door]
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- BOY: Use the doorbell!
301
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:27,266
- [doorbell music plays]
302
00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:31,562
- Well, look who's wearing a tank top.
303
00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:33,897
- It's hot, okay?
304
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,360
Anyway, I thought you'd might like to meet someone.
305
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,196
Oh, Electress!
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- [electricity zapping]
307
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- Hello, citizen.
308
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:45,785
- Electress!
309
00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:47,077
Is it really you?
310
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- Yes, it is me.
311
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,998
I hope you turn off the light when you leave a room.
312
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,792
- I do! I don't.
313
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,960
I will!
314
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,878
- I believe you have something of mine.
315
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,089
- Yes, yes, your whip.
316
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,133
Come in, my high-wattage queen.
317
00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:17,734
- Whoa, I see you're a fan of Electress...who is me.
318
00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,610
- Of course, you're my hero.
319
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:21,070
I'll be right back.
320
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,406
I hid your whip in case your mortal enemy Blackout
321
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,532
came looking for it.
322
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,075
- Bright idea, boy.
323
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,661
We wouldn't want it falling into his hands.
324
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:29,579
- You--you mean her hands.
325
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,955
- I mean, her hands.
326
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,584
Ha, spark attack.
327
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,919
- [electricity zapping]
328
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,549
- Wow, Max, I can't believe these gloves you made
329
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:42,425
actually work.
330
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,967
- Me neither.
331
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,638
I made them completely of parts from your laptop.
332
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,515
I just hope he comes back soon.
333
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:52,727
Seeing mom's face everywhere is freaking me out.
334
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:53,728
- It's not just her face.
335
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:57,189
This place is a shrine.
336
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,692
- This lonely loser pasted mom's face on the cover
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00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:02,069
of this superhero magazine.
338
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:04,572
- No, Max, I think that's real.
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I think this is all real.
340
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:11,328
"Electress short circuits robot army."
341
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,082
"Electress saves White House then lights Christmas tree."
342
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,459
- How could mom have done all of this?
343
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,295
She can't even work the thermostat.
344
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,088
- I got your whip.
345
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:24,216
But before you go, Electress...
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what was your favorite battle ever?
347
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:30,598
- [laughs] That would be like choosing my favorite child,
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00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,308
impossible.
349
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,853
Although at first, I'd have to say my oldest daughter.
350
00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:38,397
- Well, this was fun.
351
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:43,319
But Electress has to get to a charity event.
352
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,489
Needy children without batteries.
353
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,240
- So I'll just take my whip.
354
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,534
- Sorry, one more question.
355
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,536
What ever happened to your sidekick?
356
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,538
- I had a sidekick?
357
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,582
Oh, ha, ha, my sidekick.
358
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,083
I was just telling this guy that story.
359
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,002
Here, tell him the story.
360
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,086
- Don't look at me.
361
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,421
Until we got to this dweeb cave,
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00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,548
I thought she was Dad's sidekick.
363
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,634
- Oh.
364
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,302
A return of the spark attack.
365
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,345
- [electricity buzzing] - Ow!
366
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,721
- Oh, sorry. - [electricity buzzing]
367
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:11,889
- Turn it off! - I can't!
368
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,226
- You're not the real Electress!
369
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,269
Liars!
370
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:22,107
Whiggy, whiggy whip!
371
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,567
- Hey, what are you doing?
372
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:24,443
- I'm sorry.
373
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:27,029
Whiggy, whiggy whip?
374
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,781
Is that something Electress used to say?
375
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:29,907
- Nope.
376
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,993
That was all Cedrick.
377
00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:36,372
- [computer beeping]
378
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,123
- Now we're cooking with gas.
379
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,334
Seventy percent done.
380
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,126
- [computer beeping]
381
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:41,961
- Sixty-eight?
382
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,963
How are you going backwards?
383
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:46,507
Fifty-one? You're worse than the thermostat.
384
00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,550
Ugh!
385
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,681
- No one's buying anything anymore, Dad.
386
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,350
They're just playing with stuff.
387
00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:57,351
Dad?
388
00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:58,394
- Ah!
389
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,564
You're right, Billy.
390
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,774
At this rate, you guys probably won't make enough for a pool.
391
00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:05,401
- That's because everybody bailed.
392
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,194
Where are Max and Phoebe?
393
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,279
[in deep voice] "We should do a yard sale, guys."
394
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:12,867
[in high-pitched voice] "We can totes make a lot of money, guys."
395
00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,911
- Whoa, Billy, take it easy, buddy.
396
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,079
- I sold Sergeant Flargeant.
397
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,707
My favorite toy now belongs to that pasty kid down the street
398
00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:23,044
who smells like cauliflower.
399
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,294
- Well, it's still light out.
400
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,505
You wanna stay and see if we can sell anything?
401
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,548
- Nah.
402
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:28,925
Let's just pack it up.
403
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,718
- ♪
404
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,219
- Step right up.
405
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:34,889
Nora's prized bows are now for sale.
406
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,100
This one was worn by the queen.
407
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,102
This one can charge your cellphone.
408
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:43,773
This one has a pocket.
409
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,316
- Nora, why are selling all of your bows?
410
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,277
- I realized I was being silly.
411
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,488
It's not fair if everyone else is giving up stuff and I'm not.
412
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,532
Just like you gave up Sergeant Flargeant.
413
00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:01,874
- I am really proud...of you both.
414
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,626
- Thanks.
415
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,670
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some bows to sell.
416
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,505
This bow belonged to Rihanna.
417
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,257
This one can cure loneliness.
418
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,759
This one has a blog.
419
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,346
- [blows air]
420
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,681
- My freeze breath isn't working either.
421
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,892
I think the whip is cancelling our powers.
422
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:22,686
- Uh, man, mom had some pretty cool stuff.
423
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,856
- Uh-oh, Max, it's getting hot.
424
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,483
- It's becoming unstable.
425
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,943
I just hope it doesn't spark.
426
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:31,153
It's a sure sign a weapon's about to explode.
427
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,529
- [sparks]
428
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:37,076
- And it's sparking.
429
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:39,161
- Hello, jerks.
430
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,704
I just called my dad.
431
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,958
And when he gets home, you guys are gonna be in big trouble.
432
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,208
- Cedrick, you have to let us go.
433
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,252
We think this whip is about to explode.
434
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,921
- Why should I believe you?
435
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:52,174
You guys have been lying to my face ever since I met you.
436
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,801
- You know what? You're right.
437
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:54,844
Let's start over.
438
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,638
I'm...Monica.
439
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:02,476
And this is Ross.
440
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:06,063
- And for all you know, we could be Electress' children.
441
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:07,523
- Please.
442
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,567
There's no way kids with a mom as cool as Electress
443
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,196
would know absolutely nothing about her.
444
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,280
- He's right.
445
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,907
We're horrible kids.
446
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:20,119
- It's true, you are.
447
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:21,620
- Look, Mom is an amazing superhero,
448
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:24,081
and some random kid knows more about her than we do.
449
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:27,877
- [electricity zapping]
450
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,130
- Shocked...to see me.
451
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,631
- Electress!
452
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,803
- Amazing!
453
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:41,598
How'd you find me, my super-charged goddess?
454
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,268
- No need to make this weird, citizen.
455
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,229
I used my state-of-the-art homing device
456
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,900
to track my whip here.
457
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:54,862
Thank you, young man, for being a heroic Electrolyte.
458
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,781
- Electress, these posers aren't really your kids,
459
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:58,782
are they?
460
00:19:58,824 --> 00:19:59,533
- My kids?
461
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:00,951
No way.
462
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,579
My kids would never be so reckless as to compromise
463
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,582
their identities and safety just to make a couple of bucks.
464
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,045
- Told you.
465
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:15,382
- But I will make sure they get what's coming to them.
466
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:20,262
- A stern talking to while we swim in our new pool?
467
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,347
- Farewell, young sparkplug.
468
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,308
- [electricity zapping]
469
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,103
- Electress, wait!
470
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:31,899
Before you go, who's gonna pay for this hole in my carpet?
471
00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:34,693
- ♪
472
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:35,945
- Well, you did it.
473
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:38,822
You got the pool you earned.
474
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:45,079
- We did all that hard work for this.
475
00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,914
- Oh, no, she didn't!
476
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:48,582
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
477
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,084
Hey.
478
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,835
We are still proud of you kids.
479
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:55,005
- Well, two of you.
480
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,257
- Why are you proud of me?
481
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,801
I only sold one stinking bow.
482
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:03,388
- And it was a pleasure doing business with you.
483
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,599
Good luck cashing that check, girly.
484
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,143
Away!
485
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,518
- [engine fizzles]
486
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,812
- Uh.
487
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,605
And Billy wins again.
488
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,402
- Mom, did you really use the Eiffel Tower
489
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,362
to stop an alien invasion?
490
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,657
- [in French accent] But of course.
491
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,075
- One time, I used it as a harpoon--
492
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:24,034
- Quiet, Dad.
493
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,245
- Yeah, Mom's talking.
494
00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:27,663
Mom, we are so sorry we didn't know
495
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,165
all those amazing things about you.
496
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,125
You really used to be somebody.
497
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:34,962
- Thank you, I think.
498
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:36,046
- Yeah.
499
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,256
I don't know why you don't talk about it.
500
00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:38,632
Dad brags about his stuff all the time.
501
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,050
- Oh, you wanna hear the harpoon story?
502
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,011
- Quiet, Dad.
503
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,054
- You know, as great as those days were, my biggest
504
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:47,141
accomplishments are sitting right here beside me.
505
00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:49,601
- Aw, thanks, Mom.
506
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,228
- And now that you're grounded, you'll be beside me
507
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:54,648
for the next six months.
508
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,151
- Come on, Mom, tell us one superhero story.
509
00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:58,819
- [indistinct chatter]
510
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:00,154
- It was so long ago.
511
00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:02,323
There I was, up against the deadliest sea monster,
512
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,740
Squidonkulis.
513
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:04,992
- Oh, I fought Squidonkulis once.
514
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:07,119
- ALL: Dad!
515
00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,704
- ♪
516
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:16,461
- ♪
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