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- Stop! Clean up your dishes.
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- Uh, those aren't mine.
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- Max.
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- Oh, can't you do it?
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You're so good at dishes.
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- And soon you will be, too--
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'cause now you're doing all of them.
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- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
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Son of Evil Man approaching. - [doorbell ringing]
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- PHOEBE: Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
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- Phoebe's hangin' out with Evil Man's son
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and I'm doin' dishes.
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Am I in Crazytown? - No, you're in Dishville--
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which is right next to Get-to-scrubbin'-berg.
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- [powers zapping]
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- Hi, Link. - Hi, Phoebe.
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- Oh, I am so excited to go ice skating.
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I'm no pro, but I hear the secret is leg warmers.
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A-boh! [laughing]
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- Listen, I'm really sorry, but I can't go ice skating.
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- Yeah, not with all that exposed leg.
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You are begging for an ice rash.
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- Actually, my dad's making me play tennis
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at the country club--again. - [groaning]
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- That's why I'm dressed like a cabana boy.
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- I don't get it--your dad is a retired supervillain.
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Why is Evil Man part of a country club?
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- He thinks the family hobnobbing with the rich
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is good for his mattress store.
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- Rich people and their hobnobbing!
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- LINK: [laughing]
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- Oh, Link, you're blinding me with all the white--
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the shirt, the shorts,
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the coconut popsicles you call legs.
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Ah, much better.
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No, it's not.
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- [power door opening]
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- Phoebe, I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay.
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We can cover those babies right up with some leg warmers.
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- Not my legs--the fact that we can never hang out.
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- I know. We go to different schools.
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We live in different towns.
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You're in a country club, I'm not.
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- Wait. Maybe you could be.
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The club is having a doubles tennis tournament
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and the winners get a free one-year membership.
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- That's perfect.
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Then we could hang out all the time.
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Luckily tennis is my jam.
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Well, tennis and leg warmers. A-boh!
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- Well, great, the tournament's tomorrow.
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Oh, but before I go... [clapping hands]
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a little payback.
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[arm creaking]
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MAX: Ow! Stretchy wedgie!
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- So, that's the plan. Link and I win the tournament and I'm in the club.
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- Great plan.
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Only one, uh, itsy-bitsy problem.
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You stink at tennis.
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- Yeah, but you don't.
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You won the Metroberg Junior Open three times--
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Max Thunderslam.
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- No one's called me that in years.
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- That's because you erased all evidence of that old life.
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Except this! - [gasping]
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- Let me see! Let me see!
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Hey, Max, you have another sister?
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- PHOEBE: [laughing] - That's me.
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Phoebe, nobody can see that picture.
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- I promise I'll delete it--
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if you help me and Link win.
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- Okay, fine.
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Besides, I hate those fancy-pants country clubs.
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They literally make you wear fancy pants.
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But how do you wanna cheat?
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- Well, okay, I am not cheating.
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I just need a few pointers. I've already been practising.
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- How's that going?
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Whoa!
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- Oooh.
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- So let's talk cheating.
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- Aw, is our little man starting another one of his businesses?
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- Uncle Billy's Lemonade.
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It's way better than my other ideas.
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- Hey, if we lived in Australia,
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Uncle Billy's Kangaroo Walking woulda been huge.
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- And I still have one of Uncle Billy's toothbrushes.
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- You mean Uncle Billy's Used Toothbrushes.
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- Used? [gagging]
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I'm just gonna... I'll be right back.
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- Hey, Billy, the kid down the street
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has a lemonade stand, too.
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- And you bought some?
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- Yeah. When you buy a glass, his dog does a flip for you.
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- But I am selling lemonade.
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- Are you, Billy? Are you really?
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If you want to compete,
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you're gonna need a hairy beast of your own.
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Luckily we have one.
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- Dad? - No, Colosso.
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- Great idea.
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For that, you get a free used toothbrush.
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- You still have these?
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- I found that one in one of my sewer adventures.
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- ♪
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- So, wait, every day, your country club
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has a giant tea party?
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- Yeah, it's called "High Tea."
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- Uh, no, it's called "Princess Camp,"
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and I'm down!
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- To Princess Camp! - Aha!
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- Ah, I can't wait for us to win the Lacroix Cup.
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Then we can hang out every day.
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- You mean hobnob.
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That's right--I speak country club.
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- This place is a lot more fun with you around.
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- Phoebe. Link.
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Sandwiches.
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- Thanks for coming to support, Max.
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- Just so you know--there is a dress code at the club.
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- Hm, what's their stance on wedgies?
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- [powers zapping] - LINK: [gasping]
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[high-pitched voice] They're gonna like it like I am.
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- [powers zapping]
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- I'm just gonna go walk this off before our match.
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- Charming, as always.
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Do you remember the plan?
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- Of course I do, because it was my plan, Phoebe.
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Now let's get this over with.
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I can feel my pants getting fancier by the second.
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[sighing] - Cool towel?
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- Back off, Alfred.
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I'm not buying one of your snooty towels.
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- It's complementary.
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That means it's free.
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- Then I'll take them all! [laughing]
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Just give 'em.
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- So, you want me to pretend to be a robotic talking bunny
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just so kids'll buy your lemonade?
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- That's it. - Yep.
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- Let's do it!
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And I've got a routine I've been dying to try.
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Close your eyes.
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- [hammering, drill whirring] - Ooh, hammering the thing.
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Adding this now.
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And my nails. - [drill whirring]
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- And open 'em.
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Ta-da!
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- Whoa!
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What is he?
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- I'm The Great Colosso,
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Fortune teller extraordinaire!
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Billy, I'm sensing...
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you're gonna sell a buttload of lemonade.
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- Awesome.
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But what if mom and dad catch you talking to non-supes?
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- I'm sensing...
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that's your problem.
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- Billy, you spread the word
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and I'll distract mom and dad.
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- Lawnmower?
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How could a game called "Lawnmower" be fun?
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- [lawnmower chugging] - Oh!
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We're mowin'.
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Oh, okay, so you're just cuttin' the grass.
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Stay in the lines.
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- Ooh watch out for that soccer ball!
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- Stop backseat mowing, Barb.
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- [heavy thud] - BILLY: [gasping]
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- Don't worry. They can't hear you.
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The game has them now.
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- [lawnmower chugging]
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- I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking.
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- Who has a yard shaped like a unicorn?
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- You're mowing the roses! You're mowing the roses!
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- Ah! Ha! Ha!
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- [powers zapping]
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[powers zapping]
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- SPECTATORS: [applauding]
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- Wow, tennis really is your jam.
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- It's all in his wrist, er, the wrist.
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- [powers zapping]
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- You! Have good form, young man.
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- No, it's not what you think.
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- Don't be modest-- it's not often a non-member
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knows how to boss around the staff as well as I do.
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Raspberry iced tea!
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Theodore Lacroix. - Max Thunderman.
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- Wait, Lacroix as in the Lacroix Cup?
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- That's right.
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It's also the name of the president of this club.
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Clear these plates!
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- Whoa.
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I am not in Dishville anymore.
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- [laughing] I don't know where Dishville is.
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But, here, people wait on you hand and foot--
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which is how it should be. Don't you agree?
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Silly straw!
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- It is how it should be. - Mm-hm.
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- Denver Omelette! - Nice!
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- Steel drum player! - [steel drum music]
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- Yeah! - [steel drum continues]
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- Max? Max?
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Pay attention. - Sorry.
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- [music stops]
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- Raspberry iced tea!
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- Match! - SPECTATORS: [applauding]
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- Mr. Evilman and Miss Thunderman,
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you advance to the finals.
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- BOTH: Mwah!
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- [sighing]
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- Well, I see mattress boy has teamed up with quite a pro.
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- Looks like I might have to
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take the cover off my racquet today.
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- Oh, I didn't know you were playing.
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- Of course.
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It's a shame I didn't meet you sooner, Max.
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You're club material--
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unlike the loser I'm playing with.
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- [snoring] - Wake up, Senator!
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- Good luck out there, Mr. Lacroix.
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- Thank you, Max. Sports drink!
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- You know what this celebration needs?
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Pecan sandies. Be right back.
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- What a waste of evil DNA.
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- What is going on, Max? I nearly lost out there.
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I brought you here to cheat, not start a steel drum band.
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- I was talking to the club president--this guy.
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Lacroix, he's so cool.
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- Hey, why are you even bothering making friends?
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You're only here for the day.
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- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]
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- Or am I?
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- Max, what...what are you doing?
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- LACROIX: [grunt of effort] - SENATOR: [grunting]
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- Man down! My man is down!
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- I can sub for him.
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- Max! Good show!
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- Excuse me, Thunderslam,
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you're supposed to help me win the free membership.
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- Sorry, Phoebe, but it turns out I love country club life.
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00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,929
And one day of it is not enough.
260
00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:21,599
- Wait, the Senator is okay.
261
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:24,352
- [powers zapping] - SENATOR: [groaning]
262
00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:26,229
- Never mind.
263
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,856
- That membership is mine.
264
00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:30,732
Trampin' steel drum music!
265
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- [steel drum music]
266
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,081
- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]
267
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- JUDGE: Match. - SPECTATORS: [applauding]
268
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- Mr. Lacroix and Mr. Thunderman,
269
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you advance to the finals.
270
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- BOTH: Yeah! - [chests thud]
271
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- Buh-bye. - Bye.
272
00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:04,601
- See you later.
273
00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:05,976
- Why are you doing this to me?
274
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,811
You know I wanna spend more time with Link.
275
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,480
I thought you hated country club people.
276
00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:11,107
- I did.
277
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,774
- Mr. Lacroix sent over a complementary
278
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,818
tennis elbow massage. - But now I don't.
279
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,366
I thought I was gonna have to take over the world
280
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to live like a king.
281
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,621
It turns out I just had to join this country club.
282
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:27,206
- Jasmine Mint or Coconut Lavender?
283
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,291
- Both. [clicking tongue]
284
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,084
- All right, well, the joke is on you
285
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,961
because after you double-crossed me,
286
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,004
I posted that tennis pic of you all over the internet.
287
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:38,342
- Max, I can't believe this picture of you going around.
288
00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:40,886
Lookin' smart, Thunderslam.
289
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,221
- Thanks, Mr. Lacroix.
290
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,515
- Cool mist!
291
00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:48,018
Yes! Yes...
292
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,729
- All right, fine, live it up while you can,
293
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Tennis the Menace, 'cause I just came up with
294
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the most diabolical plan that is gonna make you beg for mercy.
295
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:56,778
- You don't have a plan, do you?
296
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- I do not, but I will see you in court.
297
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- You mean on the court.
298
00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,325
- You're not better than me. - I am at tennis.
299
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,994
- Stop engaging me!
300
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,913
- She's having a bad day.
301
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- ♪
302
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:17,465
- Greetings! I've been expecting you.
303
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,049
I'm sensing...
304
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,219
a birthday in the near or distant future.
305
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:26,932
So sayeth The Great Colosso!
306
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,686
- He's right. This is amazing.
307
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:32,605
- The lemonade? - No, the robot bunny.
308
00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:37,527
Who cares about the lemonade?
309
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:41,238
- Uncle Billy's Lemonade is an epic fail.
310
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,116
- Are you kidding? Look at all these kids.
311
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:46,494
And mom and dad don't have a clue.
312
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,454
- Go! Go! Go! Go! - The grass is too high.
313
00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,998
- Use the turbo blade. - I can.
314
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- Win the game!
315
00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:56,086
- See?
316
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,673
- All I wanted was for one of my ideas to make money.
317
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,882
- Your idea is making money.
318
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,052
And I've got a wad of cash that says so.
319
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,679
Listen...
320
00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:08,932
[speaking as money] Your idea's makin' money.
321
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:13,187
- My idea was the lemonade, not fortune telling.
322
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:16,482
This is all you and Colosso.
323
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,900
- But we're making bunny money.
324
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,529
[speaking as money] Bunny money!
325
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:26,367
- ♪
326
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,160
- You were right.
327
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,996
I dropped the Lacroix name and the pro shop set me up.
328
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,499
And so did the restaurant.
329
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,959
Steak on a stick!
330
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,420
- You're not done yet.
331
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:41,257
When we win, you are gonna need this.
332
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,551
- A club jacket?
333
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:46,637
- Huh? - Whoa, it has my name on it.
334
00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,306
- This jacket comes with great power, Max.
335
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:53,519
Observe... - [jacket flapping]
336
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,979
- Whoop. [laughing] See?
337
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,399
- I promise to wield the power responsibly.
338
00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:01,151
- Why? It's not like the rest of us do.
339
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,821
Oh! Oh!
340
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:06,240
Oh... follow the jacket.
341
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,200
This never gets old. - [laughing]
342
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,160
- Almost there, almost there.
343
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,913
No.
344
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,916
- The grass just keeps growing.
345
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,166
- I need it back, Hank.
346
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,878
- That's fine. I got this. - I need it back!
347
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,839
- [explosion] - [buzzing]
348
00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:23,173
- No-o-o-o-o-o!
349
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,426
- [game snaps]
350
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,722
- I'm so sorry, Barb.
351
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,057
- Oh, no, it's probably for the best.
352
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,310
We haven't seen the kids all day.
353
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,980
- Oh, my gosh, that's right. We have kids!
354
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,944
- Aw, look at our little man's lemonade business.
355
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,112
It's a success. - Oh, hey, guys.
356
00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:46,739
- Where's Billy?
357
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:49,199
Oh, don't tell me he's a fortune teller.
358
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,952
- Okay, I won't tell you.
359
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,914
- Hey, why don't you come back when the line's not so long.
360
00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:57,625
- You can go in front of me. This is my fifth time.
361
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,795
- Oh, aren't you sweet. - Isn't she?
362
00:16:00,837 --> 00:16:05,466
You'd better sleep with one eye open.
363
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:09,345
- Who calls upon The Great Coloss--ahhhh!
364
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:16,727
- Okay, everyone, the robot bunny's broken.
365
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,562
Run for your life!
366
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,648
- Nora, what were you thinking?
367
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,108
People can't know we have a talking bunny.
368
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,445
- I was just trying to help the lemonade stand make money--
369
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,072
to share with you guys.
370
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,741
- Well, how much are we talkin'?
371
00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:32,493
- Hank! She's trying to bribe you.
372
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,663
You can't buy yourself out of this, young lady.
373
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,832
- Wait! [zooming]
374
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,083
I'm the young lady you're mad at.
375
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,544
- I'm sorry, what?
376
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,922
- Don't be mad at Nora. This is all my idea.
377
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:47,216
- BARB & HANK: Really?
378
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,218
- NORA: Really? - BILLY: Really.
379
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,971
- Well, Uncle Billy, you're gonna have plenty of time
380
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,391
to come up with new ideas while you're grounded.
381
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,560
- [cell phone beeping] - Oh.
382
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,853
[gasping]
383
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:01,689
"Lawnmower II: Blades of Fury"!
384
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,191
- We have something to do right now,
385
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,902
but when we get back...
386
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,653
this better be cleaned up!
387
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,363
- HANK: Oh!
388
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,993
- I don't get it. Why'd you take the blame?
389
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:16,620
- I finally came up with a money-making idea.
390
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,540
Uncle Billy's "Blame It On Billy."
391
00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:22,668
I take the blame and your money.
392
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,837
Five dollars, please?
393
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,296
- Are you kidding me?
394
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,216
I'm gonna give you ten!
395
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,053
I broke mom's favorite vase yesterday.
396
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,597
- No, no, Nora, Uncle Billy
397
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:38,475
broke mom's favorite vase yesterday.
398
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:44,023
- ♪
399
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,190
- [powers zapping]
400
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,401
- SENATOR: [groaning]
401
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:49,445
- Senator down!
402
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:54,658
- ♪
403
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,993
- [powers zapping]
404
00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,704
- [racquet clattering]
405
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:05,044
- ♪
406
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:06,837
- [powers zapping]
407
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,714
- [heavy thud]
408
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:14,553
- ♪
409
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,181
- [blowing cold air] - [ice crackling]
410
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,768
- Whoa! - [heavy thud]
411
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,938
- ♪
412
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,189
- [powers zapping] - [heavy thud]
413
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,236
- LINK: Time out.
414
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:35,365
Phoebe, are you using your powers?
415
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,619
- Pffft. Just my power serve.
416
00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,913
Okay, maybe I'm using my powers a little.
417
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,456
But Max is doing it, too.
418
00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:46,460
I know. He just pants'd me.
419
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,673
- Look, I'm sorry.
420
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,509
Like the truth is I am horrible at tennis.
421
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,344
I just wanted to win so I could join the country club.
422
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,096
- Well, I wanna hang out with you more, too,
423
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:58,806
but you shouldn't have to cheat to do it.
424
00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,474
- Oh, I know. This was wrong.
425
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,518
You know what? Can we just finish the game the right way?
426
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,186
- I'd like that.
427
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,729
They do have match point, but...who knows?
428
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,857
- Hey, I don't need superpowers to win.
429
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,608
Time in.
430
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,985
Good always defeats evil. - Nothing can stop us.
431
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,278
- PHOEBE: Hey. Hey. - BOTH: [laughing]
432
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,365
- Ooh! Ooh! - [heavy thud]
433
00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:21,453
- Except Thunderslam.
434
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,872
- The winners of the Lacroix Cup--
435
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,999
Mr. Lacroix and Mr. Thunderman.
436
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,542
- SPECTATORS: [applauding]
437
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:31,547
- BOTH: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Yea-a-a-a-h!
438
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:35,092
- Yes! I'm a member! The world is mine!
439
00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:38,137
- Congratulations. - [laughing]
440
00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:40,263
- Congratulations, gentlemen. On behalf of all of us...
441
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,141
- Give me that!
442
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,101
[laughing]
443
00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:46,269
Bow to me, country club employees.
444
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:50,649
Bow to your new member.
445
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,861
Drummer boy, celebration music!
446
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,488
- [steel drum music]
447
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,493
- [gurgling, sputtering]
448
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,162
Ahhhh!
449
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,915
- [music stops]
450
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,751
- You are acting in an incredibly ugly manner--
451
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,088
quite frankly, not befitting a member of our club.
452
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,006
- Like you can do anything about it.
453
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:17,218
Now how about a victory lap?
454
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,386
Ah, ride, preppy!
455
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,014
- I most certainly will not!
456
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:24,058
- Uh-huh, you will.
457
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,852
I'm Max Thunderman, best friend of president Lacroix.
458
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,646
- That's impossible. I'm president Lacroix.
459
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,276
- Oh...
460
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,238
Then, uh, who's that guy?
461
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:41,617
- Ooh, game, set, match, Lacroix.
462
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,078
- That's my brother. He's president--
463
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,538
of sleeping on my couch.
464
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:50,000
Two weeks has lasted two years!
465
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,962
- I'm tryin' to figure things out!
466
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,839
- Security, get him out of here.
467
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,133
- Yeah, you're right.
468
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,675
We can't have people eatin' out of the garbage
469
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,677
at our country club.
470
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,763
- I meant you.
471
00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,182
And take his jacket. - Ah, no, no!
472
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,393
Not my jacket! [yelping]
473
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,523
No! No!
474
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:27,121
- ♪
475
00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,705
- Goin' out with Link again, huh?
476
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,499
Is he still mad at me?
477
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,835
- Why don't you ask him yourself?
478
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,544
- [arm creaking]
479
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:43,553
- Now he's over it.
480
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,182
- Max, I told you not to leave your dishes out.
481
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,432
- BILLY: [zooming]
482
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:51,270
Max didn't do it, Uncle Billy did.
483
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:53,105
- Billy, what's gotten into you lately?
484
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,149
No TV again tonight.
485
00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:00,612
- A pleasure doing business with you.
486
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:04,491
- Stick with me, Uncle Billy. I'll make you a very rich man.
487
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:20,174
- ♪
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