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- Are you guys ready to make the best epic fail video ever?
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- We were born ready.
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- Pig Billy, Boy Billy. Pig Billy, Boy Billy.
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Pig Billy, Boy Billy. - Nora...
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You are the adorable little t-ball player
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and, Billy, you are the unlucky kid
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who "accidentally" gets in her way.
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Hold and...
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Action!
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- [stiffly] Time to hit one over the fence.
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- [stiffly] Swing away, but be careful
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not to hit me in my "special area."
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- Oh, cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
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Guys, epic fails are supposed to look natural.
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- You want an epic fail--
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just point the camera at your face.
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- Ah, look who's back from rehearsals of the "Buttcracker."
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- The "Buttcracker"?
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I see that ballet every time dad bends over.
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- It's called "Swan Lake"
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and I worked really hard to get the lead.
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And in just a few short days,
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I'll make my dance debut and become "The Swan."
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- So, it's going to be three hours of that?
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- I know. Aren't you excited?
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- Clear out, birdbrain.
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I've gotta get back to my epic fail video
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so I can win that Chirper contest.
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- The first video to get to one million re-chirps
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wins $10,000.
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- Let me guess--you have some ridiculous
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over-the-top plan for the winnings.
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- No. I'm gonna buy a tiny island in the South Pacific
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where I'll start a dictatorship called Maxlandia!
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- Wait, what'll we get?
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- You guys get to be one of the lucky few
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to be on the internet.
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- I just wanna hit something with a bat.
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- MAX: Oh! - BILLY: Oh, ho, ho!
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- The camera wasn't rolling.
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- I know.
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♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- [reading] "These epic fails are epic fakes"?
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How dare they call my staged videos fake!
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You guys need to fail better.
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- Fail better as we skateboard down the stairs backwards.
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Got it.
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- Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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- ["Swan Lake" music]
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- Hiddenville High presents "Swan Lake" this Saturday.
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Get your tickets now to see me become...
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"The Swan."
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- Get outta the living room, flappy feet.
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- [turns off music] - No way.
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I'm making this video to post on Chirper
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so we can boost ticket sales for the ballet.
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We've only sold five so far.
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- Ooh, I bought my five tickets, sweetie!
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[squealing] I am so proud of you.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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Beat it, loser!
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- Okay, guys, we are still making our video.
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Just ignore Phoebe and remember...
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this epic fail has to look real.
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- Got it! Let's rock this!
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- Oh!
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- BILLY & NORA: [laughing]
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- Did you see that?
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That's the kind of video you should be making.
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- Great idea, Nora.
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You're fired.
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Phoebe, are you okay?
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Uh, let me, uh, use your phone to call the paramedics.
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- [powers zapping] Nice try, Max.
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You are not posting this video of me falling.
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I've worked "tutu" hard.
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[laughing] Tutu.
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Ballet humor. You wouldn't get it.
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Now I'll just go post the good parts to Chirper
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and then ballet it down for an app.
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Okay, I'm done with ballet humor now.
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- I'll get that phone.
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For Maxlandia!
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- Hank, I'm going to run errands.
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Let the gardener in.
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- That's great, sweetheart.
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Wait, gardeners cost money.
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- I found poison ivy in the back yard.
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He's removing it.
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So, you kids stay out of the backyard.
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There's poison ivy over there.
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- BOTH: That's great, Mom.
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- Okay, you know what would be great?
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If you kids went inside until I got back.
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- Well, don't be silly. I'm right here.
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I can watch 'em.
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- I know, but if they get poison ivy,
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they'll be miserable and they'll miss the ballet.
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- Oh, I get it.
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If your kids are in a bus hanging off a bridge,
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call Thunderman.
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Ooh, but there's a scary bush in the back yard.
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Everybody in the house.
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- I'm sorry, honey. I totally trust you.
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See you guys later.
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- Okay, Nora, watch me sink this shot.
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- This is why we get picked last in gym.
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- I'll get it.
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- Wait, I think that's where mom just said the poison ivy was.
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- Mom was out here?
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- Somebody was yelling at us.
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Maybe we should ask dad if we can get it?
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- Hey, Dad, can we get our disc back?
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- Is it on the roof? - BILLY & NORA: No.
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- Then go ahead.
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- [zooming]
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Got it--and no poison ivy.
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Up top! - [palms smack]
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- MAX: [powers zapping]
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[powers zapping]
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- [sighing]
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Teen girl cell phone death grip.
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Time for The Epic Faillerina to buy me my island.
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Uploading Phoebe's fall to my Chirper page.
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- [data zooming]
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- Rubbing Phoebe's phone in my armpit.
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And now I make my clean getaway.
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- [food splatting]
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- Cleanish.
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- ♪
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- Ow.
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- Hey, genius, somebody gave me poison ivy.
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- Ew, who did that?
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- Look in a mirror.
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- [gasping] Is he behind me?
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- No. It's you.
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Don't you have a rash, too?
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- Only this tiny red dot on my arm.
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Ahhhhhhh! It's growing!
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- It only grows when you scratch it.
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- Then we should stop scratching.
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- But it feels so good. - I know.
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- What is happening in here?
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Oh, no.
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You got poison ivy?
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Please don't tell me this happened on my watch.
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- It didn't. - Whew.
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- It happened while you were ignoring us on your watch.
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- You cannot tell your mom.
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She'll never let me hear the end of it.
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Don't worry--I'll find a cure.
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Aw, what's this for?
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- Just giving you poison ivy to make sure
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you want this cure as much as we do.
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- Ha. Nice try, Nora.
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I flew into the sun once.
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Do you really think Thunderman can get poison ivy?
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Ahhhhhhh!
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It's like a thousand fire ants are eating my skin!
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- Phoebe, I saw your video on Chirper.
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Quite a performance.
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- Oh, thanks.
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Looks like my post was a hit.
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- Yeah, a real smash.
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Hopefully, a million people will see it.
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- I hope you got your ticket
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to the show tomorrow night, Gideon.
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- Sure did. Can't wait to see you "break a leg."
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- Thanks. But "break a leg" is for theater folks.
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Saying it to a dancer is kinda creepy.
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Especially when you make that face.
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- Your first fan.
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Looks like you became a star even before
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you made your big debut.
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You're welcome.
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- I am not a star, Max. I'm just Phoebe.
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The same humble sister you've always known.
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Now if you'll excuse me, my fans are waiting.
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- That's it--fall for Gideon.
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- CROWD: Aww...
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- Don't worry, you'll get the full show on Saturday.
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[sighing] Good afternoon, Madame Gigi.
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- Bonjour, Phoebe.
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Okay, too much touching.
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- Sorry, I'm just excited.
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It's our last rehearsal before the big show.
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- Yes, the show, it is sold out.
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The girls say it's because of your...video.
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- Sold out?
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That's so awesome.
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It'll be standing room only, when I become...
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"The Swan."
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- No, no, no.
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Phoebe, Mathilda will become "The Swan."
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You will stay home.
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- I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
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Your accent made it sound like I'm staying home.
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- Oui. You will ruin my show.
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You are the one who falls and breaks things, non?
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[clapping hands]
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"The Epic Faillerina"?
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- Epic Faillerina?
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Oh!
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Yeah, that's me, but I didn't fall.
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Well, I did fall, but...
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How did I even--
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Max!
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- Oh, there's the swan princess.
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- [slams locker]
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- Well, aren't you the angry bird.
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- The Epic Faillerina?
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You turned me into The Epic Faillerina!
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- I turned you into a Chirper sensation
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and helped you sell out your stupid ballet show.
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- Oh! You mean the ballet show I was kicked out of
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because you turned me into The Epic Faillerina!
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- It's cool. She knows me.
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We're practically dating. [laughing]
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Phoebe, can you take a picture with my--
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- [growling]
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- My boo says now is not a good time.
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- So that's exciting. You and Gideon, hm?
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- Max, this is my first lead in a ballet.
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I have destroyed my toes for this moment.
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- To be fair, you've always had unsightly toes.
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- Well, you're not gonna have any toes,
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if you don't take down that video.
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- No, way. I am this close to winning that contest
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and buying my island.
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Tell you what.
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You can prance around in your chicken suit
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at the grand opening of Maxlandia.
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- This isn't over, Max.
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One way or another, I'm gonna get you back--
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right after I get my lead back.
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And I'm gonna show all of you that I am not The Epic Failler--
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Whoa! - CROWD: [gasping]
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- [cell phone cameras clicking]
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- Starting now.
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Okay now.
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- Dad, did you find the cure?
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- Not yet, but I promise I will click on every link,
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I will search every page, and I will not rest until--
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Ooh, hoo, hoo, pictures of celebrities without makeup.
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- Dad, focus!
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Our poison ivy's getting worse.
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- I hope, for your sake,
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that mom doesn't come home soon.
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- COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
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Mom is approaching.
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- Oh, no. Hide your arms.
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Do not let her see you scratching.
269
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- Oh, I found the cutest outfit
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to wear to the ballet tonight.
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- Oh, that's great, honey.
272
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- I'm just gonna go upstairs and find some shoes to match.
273
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Oh, we're gonna have so much fun tonight.
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- Dad, I can't live like this.
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You have to find that cure.
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- Oh, here's something.
277
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There's a rare plant in the Amazon
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that the locals say cures poison ivy.
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Check it out. - Think it'll work?
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- Only one way to find out.
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Race ya there, Billy. - BILLY: [zooming]
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- Thunderman, awa-- - BILLY: [zooming] Got it!
283
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- I've gotta get a shorter catchphrase.
284
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- ALL: [sighing]
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- Dr. Colosso, my Epic Faillerina video
286
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should be closing in on a million re-chirps.
287
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Ready to celebrate with some cake?
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- I can't believe we're gonna get our own country.
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- We? It's Maxlandia, not Max-and-his-bunny-landia.
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- Tell that to the flag. [clicking button]
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Ta-da! - [fanfare music]
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- We're not using that.
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- Awww...
294
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- All right, here we go.
295
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What's going on? Where's my video?
296
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- Deleted. - Ahhhhhh!
297
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- [heavy thud]
298
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- A few hours ago, I came down here
299
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to rub a bunch of your stuff under my armpit.
300
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,578
Instead, I found your computer was open... [laughing]
301
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...and you were still logged in.
302
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:34,458
- What? That's impossible. I never forget to log out.
303
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Unless someone else forgot to log out.
304
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- Ooh. Sorry, I had some important work
305
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to do this morning.
306
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- [music playing] - Yeah!
307
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- WOMAN ON VIDEO: Good job, flex ladies.
308
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Ooh, you gotta burn it to earn it!
309
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Come on! - Oh, yeah!
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- Let's go, gals! - Yea-a-a-a-h!
311
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I can crush a carrot with these bunny buns.
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Wanna see me earn it? - MAX: No!
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- Hmph.
314
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- Phoebe, I can't believe you did this.
315
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- Well, it wasn't all me.
316
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You were kind enough to send that email to Madame Gigi
317
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confessing you faked the video.
318
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- I didn't send any--
319
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[gasping] You hacked my email?!
320
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- [feigned gasping]
321
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- You will not be prancing at the grand opening of Maxlandia.
322
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- Oh, I'll be prancing tonight.
323
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That's right--Madame Gigi gave me the lead back.
324
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I'm gettin' ma swan on!
325
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- ["Swan Lake" music]
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♪
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♪
328
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♪
329
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- Phoebe looks so graceful and elegant, don't you think?
330
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- I'm going to the toilet.
331
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,430
Hey, Gideon, take my phone and record
332
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everything that happens onstage, okay?
333
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I've got 10 grand to win-- and I'm not sharing.
334
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,771
- That's cool.
335
00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:21,524
As long as I can get your sister's phone number off this.
336
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- Just promise to call her every day.
337
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:30,366
- ["Swan Lake" music continues]
338
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:34,119
- Here we go. Epic Faillerina's about to ruin "Swan Lake."
339
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[powers zapping]
340
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- [plastic swan rattling]
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- ♪
342
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- [powers zapping]
343
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:46,799
- [plant whooshing]
344
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- [powers zapping]
345
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,302
- [flower pot shattering]
346
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- ♪
347
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- Don't glare at me, you feathered freak.
348
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- ♪
349
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- [powers zapping]
350
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- [scenery thudding]
351
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- AUDIENCE: [gasping]
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- ♪
353
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,117
- [powers zapping]
354
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,955
- [purse thudding]
355
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:20,374
- You just hit the emperor of Maxlandia.
356
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,043
- [purse thudding]
357
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,045
- You just hit him again!
358
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- ♪
359
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- AUDIENCE: [applauding, cheering]
360
00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:41,812
- Oh, beautiful dance, Phoebe!
361
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:44,815
Now, your Black Swan costume is hanging over there.
362
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,944
You change while I go sell over-priced refreshments.
363
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,904
- Thank you, Madame Gigi.
364
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:52,073
- Oh. Okay. Okay. Too much touching.
365
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,741
[clapping hands]
366
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:55,576
- Whoa!
367
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,996
Get out of here, Max.
368
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,748
And stop trying to make me fail.
369
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:01,958
It's not gonna work.
370
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,877
- I know. You're too good out there.
371
00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:06,087
Which is why I'm shoving you in here.
372
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,880
- What? What? Max!
373
00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:09,715
- [door lock clicks]
374
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:12,843
- [pounding on door] Max, what are you doing?
375
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:17,681
- Time for this swan to lay an egg.
376
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:21,685
- PHOEBE: [pounding on door] [rattling door handle]
377
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:26,189
- ["Swan Lake" music continues]
378
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:30,360
♪
379
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,991
- Wow, that costume sure makes Phoebe look muscle-y.
380
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,868
- Hey! - Ow!
381
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:42,790
- That isn't Phoebe. I think it's Max.
382
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:45,001
- Give it up, girlfriend.
383
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:51,924
- [heavy thud] - Yeah, that's the stuff.
384
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,676
- Oh! - What?
385
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,470
What's wrong? - What is that on your neck?
386
00:18:56,512 --> 00:19:00,766
- Oh! It's a leech.
387
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:04,353
It must be from the Amazon plant.
388
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,314
[ripping material] Ahhhh!
389
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,734
- BARB: [silently] What?
390
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:14,822
- Ahhh, bloodsuckers!
391
00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:18,283
- [groaning] - [heavy thud]
392
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,203
- Hank, what is happening?
393
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,913
- The kids got poison ivy on my watch
394
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:25,374
and I hid it because I didn't want to admit I was wrong.
395
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,751
I'm sorry. I love you. I've gotta go hose us off.
396
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,253
Tell Phoebe she was great-- and Max, too.
397
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:38,303
- ♪
398
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- PHOEBE: [pounding on door] Let me outta here!
399
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,479
Max! Let me outta here!
400
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,272
Come on, Max!
401
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,482
- [door thuds] - MAN: [groaning]
402
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,571
- Max just messed with the wrong swan.
403
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,952
- [heavy thud]
404
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,920
- The chicken's outta the coop.
405
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,880
Time to fly!
406
00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:22,056
- ♪
407
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,183
- [powers zapping]
408
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,353
- This got weird quick.
409
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,442
- [heavy thud] - MAX: Oh!
410
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,072
- [scenery creaking] - Aw, buttcrackers.
411
00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:40,323
- [cable snaps] - MAX: Oh!
412
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:48,373
♪
413
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:56,298
♪
414
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:05,891
♪
415
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,227
[musical finale]
416
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:09,561
- Great job, Phoebe!
417
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,606
- AUDIENCE: [cheering, applauding]
418
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:20,823
- MAX: [muffled grunting]
419
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,033
- [heavy thud]
420
00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:28,914
- Hey. Wanna see my first place certificate
421
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,166
from the Chirper contest?
422
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,793
- No! I can't believe Gideon gave you
423
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:34,336
my "Black Swan Fail" video.
424
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,673
- Well, he does think we're dating.
425
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,967
- Weird.
426
00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:42,719
So, what are you gonna do with the $10,000?
427
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,888
- Well, I used most of it to pay for
428
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,850
dad, Billy and Nora's leech removal.
429
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,186
And then I bought you some land with the rest.
430
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:52,813
- [gasping] You bought me land?
431
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,982
- [laughing] Yep.
432
00:21:57,318 --> 00:22:02,572
Enjoy your island, Your Majesty.
433
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,449
- It's a start.
434
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,285
For Maxlandia!
435
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:18,297
- ♪
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