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- ♪
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- [fries drop]
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- Fry interception!
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- Jerk kick! - Oww! Oh...
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Hey, Jay Jay, why isn't the ketchup workin'?
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- Ketchup's offline. Table 8 had a splat-tastrophe.
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- Max what are you doing?
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You can't use your powers to get that ketchup.
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People will see you.
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I'll get it.
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- You are such a scaredy cat.
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And a chicken.
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You're a chicken-cat.
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- Hey, I am not scared, okay?
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I eat food out of mystery tubes.
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- Then use your powers, chicken-cat.
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[clucking]
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[meowing]
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- Ha, who's the chicken-cat now?
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- Why don't you ask the guy who just saw you use your powers?
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- What do I do? - Fix it.
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- I know--I'll just live under this table forever.
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Send money and clothes.
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- No, go over there and make him un-see it.
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- Okay, fine, he saw my superpowers,
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now he's gonna see my girly powers.
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- Hm...
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- [blowing air]
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[blowing more air]
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- Hi. So, did you, uh, see my little magic trick there?
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I've got a million of 'em.
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Oh!
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- That's cool. Hey, can you do this?
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- No, I cannot.
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- My name's Link and I have superpowers like you.
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- [chair scraping]
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- Way to fix things, Phoebe.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Okay, once I hack into the Supe database
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we'll know exactly who this Link guy is.
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- I can't believe there's somebody else
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with powers in Hiddenville--
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and with such a super cute smile.
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- [gasping] You're not gonna believe who his father is.
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Dad's greatest enemy.
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- PHOEBE: Evilman? - MAX: Evilman!
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- Ach, I thought his greatest enemy was skinny jeans.
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- Evilman is Link's dad. This is awful.
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Dad hates Evilman.
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- That's 'cause he's the one supervillain
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your father could never beat.
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Every fight ended in tie and a city being destroyed.
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Those were the days.
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- Dad's just jealous of Evilman's awesome laugh.
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- EVILMAN: [high-pitched laughter]
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- HANK: [screaming]
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Where is he?
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I hear Evilman's stupid laugh.
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- Uh, Evilman? No, no, no.
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Uh, that was just me trying to find
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my signature supervillain laugh.
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So what do you think of this?
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
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- I like that. But not the other one.
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That laugh, and anything to do with Evilman,
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is forbidden in this house.
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- I've never seen him move that fast.
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- Or get that mad.
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So, when are you goin' out with Link?
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- Are you crazy? I'm cancelling right now.
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- No, Phoebe, you've gotta go out with him.
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Then me and his dad can become evil besties
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and I'll inherit his ice base, huh?
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Thirty acres of frozen evil.
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It's the ultimate supervillain lair.
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- What's wrong with our lair?
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- It smells like a pet store.
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- Oh, Phoebe, you just got burned.
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- All right, it's done.
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No super cutie for me.
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- I'm not losing my ice base.
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"Hey, Link, J.K.
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We're totes on for tomorrow."
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Smiley. Wink. Heart.
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Pft! Girls sound so dumb.
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Now what am I gonna wear to meet Evilman?
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- Two hundred and eighty thousand jumps.
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Think you can beat that?
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- [powers zapping]
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I guess we'll never know.
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- [doorbell ringing]
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- WOMAN ANNOUNCING: Alert! Alert! Package delivered.
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- [zooming]
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- Whoa, a toy delivery?
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- I can't wait to see what it is.
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I hope it is a jump rope.
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- Cool. A remote-controlled helicopter.
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- Nora, the box says it's for somebody named "Pete Fisher."
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We can't open this. We have to tell mom.
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- Why do that when we can just play with it first,
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then put it back in the box and nobody would ever know.
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- Isn't that stealing?
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- Not if I call you "Pete Fisher" for the rest of the day.
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- I don't know. It doesn't sound right.
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- Would you prefer "Peter"?
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- I would!
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- WOMAN ANNOUNCING: Alert! Alert!
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Son of Evilman approaching.
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- Shhh, be cool, Thunder monitor.
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This dude has the key to my ice base.
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Phoebe, Overachievers of America are at the door for you.
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- Overachievers of America? They're a week early.
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Of course, they are.
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Hey, Link. Link? Link!
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- [door slams]
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- What's he doing here? How do I look?
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Why did you do this?
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- Ice base. Who cares? Ice base.
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- Max, you can't let Evilman's son--
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Hey!
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Sorry about that. Doors are weird.
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- No worries. I brought you a gift.
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The ketchup that brought us together.
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- Aw...
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- Phoebe, are you trying to say, "Please come in."
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- Uh-huh.
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[laughing] Come in.
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- MAX: Yes!
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I just really love ketchup.
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- So, listen, before we go out,
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there's something you should know.
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The reason I have superpowers is because my dad is...
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Evilman.
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- PHOEBE & MAX: Wha-a-a-a-a-t?
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- It's haunted me my whole life.
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But, trust me, I'm nothing like my dad.
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- Look, I believe you, but my parents would never let me
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go out with you if they knew your dad is Evilman.
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So we should just go. - Okay.
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I'll leave this here.
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Your dad's Thunderman?!
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- Keep your voice down.
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- Oh, this is terrible. My dad hates your dad.
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Like hate-hates.
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Like even more than being woken up from naps.
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- Our parents never have to find out.
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This is about you and me.
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- And maybe an ice base.
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- Oh. Hey, guys. Who's this?
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- Hey, Mom, this is Link.
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- Hi, Link. - Hi, I'm...I'm...I'm Link.
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- Yes, I heard.
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- Uh, we were just goin' out.
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- Oh, that must be your car in the driveway.
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Hank, Phoebe's going out with a boy who has a car!
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- [footsteps pounding]
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- You were wrong before.
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That's the fastest he's ever moved.
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- So, who do we have here? - Link.
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- Link. - Link.
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- Does Link have a last name?
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- Uh, Link Link.
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- Link Link--so you're named after a panda
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and you wanna drive my daughter around?
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- Uh, yes, sir.
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Uh, it's very nice to meet you, sir, Mr. Thunder, sir.
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- Hm, you're already afraid of me.
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We're off to a good start.
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So, let's check out this "car."
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- Ahem!
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- After I put on some "pants."
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Nice car, Link Link. Got a rearview mirror?
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'Cause you never know when someone's following you.
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Watching your every move. - Ah!
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Yeah, yeah, I got a rearview mirror
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and a side view mirror and even a little mirror
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inside the side view mirror.
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Is that enough mirrors? Please like me.
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- Okay, Dad, I think Link has passed your little test.
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- You have nothing to worry about, sir.
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My dad even installed an emergency G.P.S. button
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that alerts him to my exact location of the car
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if it breaks down. [laughing]
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- Hm, your dad sounds like a smart man.
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I like him already.
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- LINK: [laughing]
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- PHOEBE: [laughing weakly]
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- [button beeps] - See you soon, Evilman.
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- What was that, Max?
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- Uh, I said, let's see if Link can pass the vision test...man.
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- Good point. I'd hate to see you get blindsided!
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- You're doing great!
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- On behalf of Captain Nora and Co-pilot Peter Fisher,
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thank you for choosing ThunderAir.
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- [helicopter blades whirring]
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- We're flying!
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Ah, we're crashing!
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- Nobody panic!
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- BARB: Max? - It's Mom!
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- Everybody panic!
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- Hide the evidence!
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- BILLY: [zooming]
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- Aw, you look so cute.
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Have you two seen a package?
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Mr. Fisher from down the street
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said it was delivered here by mistake.
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- We haven't seen a thing, have we, Billy?
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- What helicopter?
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- Well, Max swears he didn't take it,
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but I had to double-check, you know.
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Can't trust Max, but I can trust you guys.
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- [celebratory music]
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- Congratulations. Your first crime.
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- [noisemaker whizzing]
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- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- Crime? We didn't commit a crime.
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- Tell that to the cops when they come
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to take you away for stealing.
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They're gonna throw the book at ya!
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- They are?
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I don't even like it when books are handed to me.
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- All we have to do is fix the helicopter,
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put it back in the box and say we found it.
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We'll be heroes.
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- Congratulations, your first cover-up!
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- [noisemaker whizzing]
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- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- [scanner blipping]
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- Okay, Link, you have my permission
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to go out with Phoebe.
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Clearly, you were raised right.
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- Okay, Max, as soon as Evilman gets here,
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just tell him you're a big fan
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and he's the father you never had.
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- [doorbell ringing] - He's at our door?
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I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it!
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Hi, I wanna fan your father!
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Oh, amateur!
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- Dad, what are you doing here?
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- Your car's emergency alert went off.
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I came here as fast as I could.
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- I wonder who pushed it?
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- Come on in, Mr. Link.
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- It's Evilman (Evilleman)
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It's Mike Evilman, thank you.
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- Wait a minute. You look familiar.
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You're the mattress guy from those commercials!
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I'll put you down!
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- BOTH: ♪ On the most comfy mattress in town ♪
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- Hank Thunderman. Please, have a seat.
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- Well, it's been a pleasure talking to Link.
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He seems like a very good boy.
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- Oh, yes, some might say too good.
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- I have the opposite problem with my son.
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You wanna trade? - BOTH: [laughing]
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- [high-pitched laugh]
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- I know that laugh.
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- No. No, you don't.
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This is a person you're meeting for the first time.
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- You're Evilman!
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[roaring]
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- You're Thunderman!
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[grunting]
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- MAX, PHOEBE, LINK: Uh-oh!
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- BOTH: [snarling] - No, no, no, no, no!
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You two are not destroying another one of my homes!
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Or cities.
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- Save your sparks, Electriss.
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Link and I were just leaving.
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- You're not leaving. I am kicking you out!
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Evilman's son, Phoebe? Really?
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Oh, you are never to see that boy again!
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- But he's super cutie! - My ice base!
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- I guess I should have waited until I had my ice base
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before I ordered this ice furniture.
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- Hey, Max, I know, uh, you're pretty bummed,
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so I brought you a sandwich.
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- Aw, thanks, sis.
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- You idiot! Evilman was in our house!
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- I know and the only thing I could say was
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"I wanna fan your father."
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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- Not that--now dad is freaking out
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because his worst enemy knows where we live.
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He's calling the Hero League now to find out what we should do.
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- Oh, I know what we shouldn't do.
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Waste perfectly good sandwiches!
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I'm still gonna eat that when you leave.
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- You're also gonna cover for me
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so I can go sneak out and see Link one last time.
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- After what happened,
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how do you know he wants to see you again?
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- [sighing]
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Aw...
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[laughing]
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- Okay, I'll do it for love.
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- Really? - Yeah.
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The love of that ice base. - I'll take it.
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- So you're really gonna help her?
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- No.
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I'm gonna rat out those lovebirds.
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Then dad will need Evilman to track down Link's car
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and I can finally meet him.
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- Didn't you already meet Evilman?
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- That didn't count!
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- Just melt this spinny thing to the pointy thing
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and we can stay out of the jaily thing.
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- [powers zapping]
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Done. Let's make sure it works.
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- [helicopter blades whirring]
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- I don't wanna be Pete Fisher any more.
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- Our intel indicates that Evilman
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has been retired for over ten years
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and poses no threat.
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Has he done anything wrong?
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- His son asked my daughter out.
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- Okay, this is the Hero League emergency number, Thunderman,
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not the Desperate Dad Helpline.
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- Well, what's that number?
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- Oh, I have it right...here.
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- Wait!
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- Dad, Phoebe snuck out to meet Link.
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- What?
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- But we've gotta find Evilman so we can track down Link's car.
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- Oh, he's probably at his mattress store.
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Thunderman, away!
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- [plaster thuds]
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- All right. I'm gettin' a second chance.
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You're Max Thunderman.
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He's lucky to be meeting you!
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- I hate being woken up from naps!
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- Hi, I'm Carl Callaghan.
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Where'd that even come from?
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- Your evil spawn ran off with my daughter.
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- Impossible!
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I told him to stay away from that goody-two-shoes.
353
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I'm putting an end to this right now.
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- Ho, not if I put an end to it first!
355
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- Um, I've got the phone
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that can track down Link's car and their location.
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- I allow you to proceed.
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- [silently] Oh, thank you.
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They're at some terribly-named place called Splatburger.
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- Thunderman, away!
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- Evilman, rise!
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- Max, catching the bus!
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- Remember, we got rid of the evidence.
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So we're in the clear. Just be cool.
365
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,894
- Don't worry. I am totally cool under pressure.
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- Freeze right there. - Ahhhhh, they found us!
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- I thought I heard my little angels.
368
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:11,448
Oh, hello, officer. What's going on?
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00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,783
- It's all my fault!
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00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:15,118
We lied and stole Pete Fisher's toy then broke it.
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- Then we fixed it. - Then we blew it up.
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- Then we buried it out back.
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- Please don't let him take us to kid jail.
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- Billy and Nora, I can't believe you lied to me.
375
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Officer, I am so sorry. - I'm sorry, too, ma'am.
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That you're not eating a hot dog!
377
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,512
- I know, I can expl--huh?
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00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,389
- I'm from the new restaurant Cop Dog
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and I'm here to protect and serve you...
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this coupon!
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Have a hot doggity day.
382
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:50,487
- So, wonder who made this mess?
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- I'm gonna win this one. - Yes.
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No. - No, you're not.
385
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,456
Thank you. - Thanks.
386
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,999
Aw, they forgot the ice.
387
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:06,629
- Oh, I got this. [blowing frigid air]
388
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,672
- Thanks.
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- PHOEBE: [laughing] - Just a little superpower fun.
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00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,723
- I never get to do stuff like this.
391
00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,433
I always have to pretend to be normal when I'm out.
392
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,184
- I know. Normal's so boring.
393
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,770
My dad's a mattress salesman now.
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He basically sleeps while he works.
395
00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:26,899
- Oh, my dad's retired, so he basically
396
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sleeps on the couch until it's time to go to bed.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
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- Are you worried about us getting caught together?
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00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,658
- Nah, if there's one thing my brother's good at--
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00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,284
it's lying to our parents.
401
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,786
- [heavy thud]
402
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,458
- And apparently to me.
403
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,461
- There they are! - I saw them first!
404
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,967
- So much in common.
405
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:56,345
- Oh! - Eeeh!
406
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,266
- Phoebe, you are in big trouble.
407
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,477
- And I explicitly forbid you
408
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,562
from seeing this good girl again.
409
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,023
- Why? Because of your issues?
410
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:09,025
We're not you. Why can't we hang out?
411
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:13,236
- Your daughter is manipulating my son.
412
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,655
- Oooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
413
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:16,824
You're so lucky there's all these people around.
414
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:20,452
- Since when did I ever care about people?
415
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,454
Wear the tube, boob!
416
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,581
- Dad! No! - Don't!
417
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,333
- Don't do this, please! - Dad! Seriously?
418
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,752
- Food fight!
419
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:35,051
- Eat chicken, turkey face!
420
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,845
- [chicken thuds] - [high-pitched laughter]
421
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,139
- Hope you like cupcakes, cupcake!
422
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:42,474
- [cupcake thuds]
423
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,601
- [cackling laughter]
424
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,188
- Looks like it's nacho day!
425
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,898
- [nachos splat]
426
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,902
- [high-pitched laughter]
427
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,612
- I'm gonna knock your guac off.
428
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,740
- [guacamole splats]
429
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:04,205
- Enough! Stop behaving like children!
430
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,456
- BOTH: He started it!
431
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:11,170
- Do you guys realize how much you have in common?
432
00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:12,880
You both hung up your capes.
433
00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:14,673
You moved your families to the suburbs.
434
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,217
And you both sleep all day.
435
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,552
You're basically the same person.
436
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,679
- I have better hair.
437
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,598
- Well, I'm a beloved local TV celebrity.
438
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,725
- LINK & PHOEBE: Dad.
439
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:28,979
- Fine, but only because I hate wasting food.
440
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,191
- [sighing]
441
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,651
The fact that you're willing to put down your tube
442
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,486
makes me realize that...
443
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,906
you're defenseless!
444
00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:42,826
Hasta la vista, baby! - PHOEBE: No!
445
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,543
- Ha, the weird kid got it!
446
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:55,464
- You finally noticed me?
447
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,675
- Look, Dad, I'm sorry I lied, but...
448
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,261
Link and I really like each other and you were
449
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,512
trying to keep us apart because of your past.
450
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,847
- You guys are right.
451
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:06,433
We should be apologizing to you.
452
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,269
You're not...us.
453
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,897
- Heck, we're not even us any more.
454
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,149
Look at this.
455
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,484
We couldn't even destroy this tacky restaurant.
456
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,112
- Well, since you're old and sleepy,
457
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,114
how about you give me your ice base?
458
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,783
- Oh, I sold that to open up my mattress store.
459
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,577
- Mattresses aren't evil.
460
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:26,745
- Try lyin' on mine.
461
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,290
It's like a boulder with a sheet on it.
462
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,292
- Oh, you need a new mattress? You should come on by.
463
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,668
- Oooh.
464
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,212
- I will put you down on...
465
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:38,632
- BOTH: ♪ The most comfy mattress in town ♪
466
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,509
- [high-pitched laughter]
467
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,722
- Did we just end a lifelong feud?
468
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,809
- And it only cost you $372!
469
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,272
- Don't worry, ha, I got this.
470
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,402
My dad's wallet.
471
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,989
I'm a little evil.
472
00:22:02,031 --> 00:22:03,573
- [laughing] We'll split it.
473
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,326
My brother's wallet.
474
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,994
- Ahhhh...
475
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:20,382
- ♪
476
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:27,223
- ♪
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