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This is Bhopal...
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I won't bore you with
what's famous here...
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That's all on Google anyway.
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I'm going to tell you
about a man
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Google itself is trying
to figure out...
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wondering why the hell
his stars are so cursed...
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so cursed that he's always
running from trouble.
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This here is my childhood friend,
Mohan Sharma.
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Today Mohan's running
"from" marriage...
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but there was a time...
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when he was running around
"to" get married.
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The skies are clear,
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both players are clear on
their game plan too.
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Both are proceeding
towards their goal.
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Nothing can stop them
from winning today.
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This pair is going to create history.
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Bam!
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And this is the love of his life...
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Saniya Hussain.
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Mohan Sharma and Saniya Hussain...
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Get it?
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You do, right?
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But their families didn't.
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Both sides were dead against it...
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Neither did his "papa"
approve of it nor did her "abba."
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So they went looking
for help from Baba.
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Bow your heads before all,
whether it's Kashi or Kaba,
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Get solution for every problem
from Engineer Baba!
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Shall we?
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You sure going
this high up will help?
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I've got faith in the One above...
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and this one's perched
pretty high too.
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In every journey,
I want you near,
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Your sight's the only thing
I hold dear.
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I want to live where
your heartbeat stays,
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In my thoughts forever too,
through endless days.
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I wish to steal you
from the world's hold,
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I ask God for you and nothing more,
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I'll never let you go,
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.
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In every journey,
I want you near,
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Your sight's the only thing
I hold dear.
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We made a deal,
your heart for mine,
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Once you were mine,
I left all behind.
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Whether I benefit or lose,
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I choose the path my heart would choose.
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I care for none, just you,
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In your winds, I drift and I lose.
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You live in every prayer I behold,
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.
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In every journey,
I want you near,
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Your sight's the only thing I hold dear.
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Baba! Greetings!
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Greetings!
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Bless you, son.
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Sit down. Be comfortable.
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Okay.
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What problem do you face, dear?
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- - Baba, we want to get married.
- Yes, Baba.
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Then get married.
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Son, get two garlands, please.
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Baba, I'm Hindu and she's Muslim.
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Don't bother!
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Then you'll get beaten up,
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and you get me
beaten up too!
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Baba, who's going to climb
all these steps to beat you?
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Trust me,
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people might not climb to donate,
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but they'll sprint up
to throw punches for sure.
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You know,
I used to sit at a thousand steps
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and had to move up to five thousand
just to save my skin?
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You are right,
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but there's got to be some
solution for sure.
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- - You've got a thousand...
- Excuse me?
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You've got a thousand
problems in this wedding.
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You think a hundred
bucks can fix it all?
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Baba, just get us married...
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I promise,
I'll get your hut rebuilt.
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Tell me, will we ever
get married or not?
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Not?! Don't even think about not.
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We will definitely get married.
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Look, if fate doesn't approve,
you'll forget him someday.
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That's not possible.
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Everything is possible.
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Life's just math...
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Everything's predetermined.
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If I can be an engineer
who turned into a baba,
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then you too can forget him.
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I'd rather die than forget him.
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We will definitely get married...
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even if we have to fight
two religions or four!
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Let's go.
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Baba, do you have a lift here?
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Forget the lift to go down, son...
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the road you've taken,
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someone will soon give you
a lift to heaven.
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- - Let's get out of here.
- Come on now, Baba!
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Please don't say such
inauspicious things!
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Just pray it all goes right this time.
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I'm already doing that!
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I also took you to the Baba yesterday,
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but you wouldn't even listen to him.
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I don't want to hear a word
against our wedding.
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I fell for you when you were 16...
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You're 32 now.
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So what?
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You can still have kids till 65,
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I checked.
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So you'll marry me
after you turn 65?
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No, sweetheart, today...
right now.
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By the way,
where are our witnesses?
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Hubby's bringing them.
There he is.
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And this is me,
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his friend, Harbir Singh aka Hubby...
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witness to every disaster
and wedding in his life.
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Amritsari James Bond,
hurry up or the registrar will leave!
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Where are the witnesses?
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Come on, guys!
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Let's go.
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There they are.
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Who the hell are these people?
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Our friends are tired of being
witnesses to your wedding.
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I got these from the crossroads,
after a lot of convincing.
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Beggars are going to be
witnesses at our wedding?
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What, you want
the prime minister to step in?
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Sister-in-law, their blessings
actually work, try to understand.
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- - Hello, sir.
- Hello, Dada.
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Hide that begging
bowl under your vest.
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Sure.
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Hurry up already.
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- - Hello.
- Hi.
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You two come here every year, son.
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Sir, what do we do, our parents--
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You've come to court
for marriage more times
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than others come for divorce.
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Sir, this is the final time...
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please get us married today.
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Yes sir, if you could
speed it up a bit...
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they've got to get back to begging--
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They've got work to get back to.
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I'm his friend.
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They're his relatives...
distant relatives.
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Yes, I can tell...
they've come from pretty far out.
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I recognize him...
Gandhinagar signal, right?
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Yes, sir.
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But what's the use?
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Before you sign the papers,
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your "abba" will walk
through that door.
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Stop!
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Mr. Registrar,
this wedding can't take place!
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- - Abba?!
- Quiet!
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Come home with me!
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No, I won't!
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And your father will walk
through that other door.
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Mohan!
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Father?
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I'll break your legs!
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How dare you get married
against my wishes?
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Come with me right now!
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- - Father, I love Saniya--
- Shut up!
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Mr. Registrar, how could you...
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They're fools and you are
the sensible one.
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Talk some sense into them.
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- - Me?
- Yes, you.
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What will he say?
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I'll tell you who you'll marry!
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And I'll show you
who you'll marry!
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Get lost!
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Father! Father, please listen...
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Father, why don't you understand
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if I don't marry Saniya--
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Don't you dare say
her name again!
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I've said 50 times already,
I'll only marry the man I want.
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And I've said a 100 times,
you'll marry the man I choose.
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Zeenat, talk some sense into her.
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At least you should give a
chance to speak, dear...
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- - Huh?
- I don't want to hear a word.
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I'll only marry Mohan.
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What? Does government provide
subsidy if you do that?
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I don't want to hear a word,
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I'll only marry Saniya.
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Son, if you really want
to ruin your life,
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gamble on cricket,
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but don't marry outside your faith.
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He's right.
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What he says goes.
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You'll be getting married to Meera.
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You're marrying Mehmood!
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Yes, Mehmood.
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Ew!
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I see.
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Where did you get it from?
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Nuraani Hotel.
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- - They made special--
- Mr. Mirza...
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You?
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You want your daughter
to marry Mehmood, right?
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Then I'm ready to become
Mehmood for Saniya.
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No, I don't want you
change your faith.
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Love isn't about changing someone,
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Mr. Mirza... it's about accepting
them as they are.
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And I'm willing
to do anything for love.
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If he's doing it out of his own will,
then what's the problem?
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Saniya's warned us that
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if she doesn't get
to marry Mohan,
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she'll end her life
on the wedding night.
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And when she realizes
the groom is actually Mohan,
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she'll go crazy with happiness.
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She'll go crazy with happiness, sure,
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but what about the real Mehmood,
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who'll lose his mind in rage?
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Tell him no.
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Tell him not to bring the wedding
procession to our place.
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You are strange!
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You think he's delivering pizza
or what?
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He's bringing a wedding procession!
We can't cancel that last minute.
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I don't care...
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the only thing I care about
is my daughter's life.
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Hello...?
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Hello...?
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Hello...?
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Yes, Mr. Mirza?
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Mehmood, do one thing,
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don't bring the wedding
procession to our place.
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Come again?
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I shouldn't don't bring the wedding
procession to your place?
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What nonsense...
I've already paid for the band!
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Don't worry about that,
I'll make Mohan pay for it.
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My relatives are already here.
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Then send them with Mohan...
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he's a new Muslim,
he won't have relatives yet.
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You're not taking me seriously!
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You're not admitted into a hospital
for me to take you seriously.
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Please, forgive me.
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I'll find you another girl.
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I don't want another girl.
I want to marry Saniya.
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If I don't marry her,
God help me, I'll lose it.
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Fine, go lose it then. I can't help it.
Do what you please.
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- - Gaffur...?
- Yes, bro?
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Where's the band?
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I sent them to Mohan's place.
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And the wedding guests?
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Sent them too.
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And I'm left with what...?
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This.
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You think your father's getting
married out there?
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- - Hubby...?
- Yeah?
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How'd you manage to gather
so many guests so fast?
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You order them off Blinkit?
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No bro, in their culture,
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whether it's a wedding or a funeral,
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people turn up just
to share the sorrow.
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You calling my wedding a funeral?
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Mark my words, you'll die single.
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Don't make the groom
on the horse curse you!
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Wonderful! Wonderful!
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The groom looks amazing.
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Come with me.
260
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,460
Everyone's waiting for the wedding.
Come on, join me.
261
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,950
Hey, your hat...
262
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:48,380
Yes, let's go.
263
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,040
- - You can come however you want.
- I'll fetch him, I'll fetch him.
264
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,620
- - Please, get him inside.
- You carry on.
265
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:56,580
In the name of Allah,
the most merciful, the most gracious...
266
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,170
No, it's Mehmood!
267
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,790
Mr. Mehmood Ali, son of Usman Ali,
268
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,920
you are being married to
Miss Saniya, daughter of Mirza Ali,
269
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,540
with a Mehr of Rs. 10,000.
270
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,450
- - Do you accept it?
- I do.
271
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,340
- - You do?
- Yes, I do!
272
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,380
- - You do?
- Yes, I do, uncle!
273
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,460
He's not deaf.
274
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,630
In our faith,
you've got to say it three times.
275
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,630
Oh, I see!
276
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,380
In the name of Allah, the most merciful,
the most gracious...
277
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,840
Miss Saniya Hussain,
daughter of Mirza Ali,
278
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,840
you are being married to
Mr. Mehmood Ali,
279
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,670
son of Usman Ali,
with a Mehr of Rs. 10,000.
280
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,920
- - Do you accept it?
- I do.
281
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,920
- - You do?
- I do.
282
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,670
- - You do?
- I do.
283
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,250
Congratulations,
I declare you as married.
284
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,700
You may now move
the flower curtains away.
285
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,240
Congratulations! Congratulations!
286
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,910
Congratulations! Congratulations!
287
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,500
You may now see the bride's face.
288
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,280
Thank you.
289
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:53,670
Thanks.
290
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,500
- - Greetings.
- Greetings to you as well.
291
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,240
Congratulations, my love.
292
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,960
The moment we've been
waiting for is finally here.
293
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,460
Who are you?
294
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,380
Where's Saniya?!
295
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:17,670
Ruhi?!
296
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,090
- - You?!
- Ruhi!!!
297
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,290
Where's Saniya?!
298
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:27,000
Mr. Mehmood,
she didn't want to marry you.
299
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,920
She loves someone
named Mohan.
300
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,630
She ran away and put me
in her place.
301
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,790
I'm your Saniya now.
302
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,250
- - This is absurd!
- You...
303
00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:40,830
Mr. Mirza, you didn't tell her
I was coming to marry her?!
304
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,960
I wanted to surprise her.
305
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,500
That's one hell of a surprise!
306
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:44,780
I'm the one surprised here!
307
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,750
I don't accept this wedding.
308
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:46,450
But the wedding's already
taken place.
309
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,290
How did it take place?
310
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,240
Say something, man!
311
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,670
Bro, if this was a Gurudwara,
I'd know what to do.
312
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,210
I've got no clue how
this works here.
313
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,210
Please, move aside.
314
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,290
Mr. Qazi, there's been
a huge mistake.
315
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,490
Please get me a divorce.
316
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,370
Annul this wedding right now.
317
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,540
Cancel it...
I'm ready to divorce her.
318
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,910
Oh God, the wedding just happened
and you're already talking divorce?
319
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,170
You need the girl's consent too.
320
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,040
Listen, I beg to you,
321
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,620
please divorce me.
322
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,250
I can't go through with this marriage.
323
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,620
What are you saying?
324
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,130
How can you even say that?
325
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,340
In front of everyone
and the Holy Quran,
326
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:21,250
I've accepted you without
knowing a thing about you.
327
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,710
And now you want to divorce me?
328
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:29,080
Look, I've already been
divorced twice.
329
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,200
If it happens again,
330
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,290
I'll end my life on the train tracks!
331
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,030
Listen...
332
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,490
Someone stop her.
333
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,780
- - Ruhi!
- Stop, Ruhi!
334
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:41,500
Stop!
335
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,870
Stop, Ruhi!
336
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,590
Ruhi!
337
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,700
Stop!
338
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,780
He'd come here
to marry my bride...
339
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,250
There you go.
340
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,920
I'll marry Saniya!
341
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,710
Yes.
342
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,790
Let's go.
343
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:35,750
The number you have dialed
is out of coverage area.
344
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:39,450
This Saniya, I swear...
never asks me before doing anything.
345
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,630
Got me stuck here,
and God knows where she's disappeared to.
346
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,340
Ouch.
347
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:25,410
Meera?
348
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,290
But... didn't I marry Ruhi?
349
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,250
Have some tea.
350
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,460
What are you doing here?
351
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,040
Drink your tea, I'll tell you.
352
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,410
- - I don't want tea! Mom! Mom!
- Mohan!
353
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,210
- - Father!
- Mohan!
354
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,380
What is all this?
355
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,040
What is Meera doing here?
356
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,330
Mom?
357
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,080
You got married to her.
358
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,380
I got married?! When?!
359
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,670
You remember
when you got hit on the head?
360
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,340
Yes?
361
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,420
I'll tell you what happened after that.
362
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,250
[Sanskrit Chants]
363
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,380
You mean you knocked me out
and got me married?
364
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:23,590
Why, Father?!
365
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,370
Because I promised her father
366
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,500
she'd be our daughter-in-law.
367
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,840
Now you're married to Meera.
368
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,250
She is your wife.
369
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,750
So it's your responsibility
to keep her happy.
370
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,790
Got it?
371
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,590
Mohan, please, have some tea.
372
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,170
Take it away! I don't want
to drink tea!
373
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,290
Never mind, dear,
bring him some milk instead.
374
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,340
It's your wedding night anyway.
375
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:47,790
Nothing's happening tonight...
or ever!
376
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,170
I don't accept this marriage!
377
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:51,330
How can you not?
378
00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,450
We took the wedding vows around
the holy fire together.
379
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:54,500
You tied this Mangalsutra
(wedding necklace) around my neck
380
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,950
and filled your forehead with vermillion.
381
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,620
I've accepted you as my husband
for seven lifetimes.
382
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,340
Then give me a discount
and skip this one.
383
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,590
Meet me in the next six. Happy?
384
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,280
If you don't accept me,
385
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,130
then I'll throw myself under a train.
386
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:13,790
- - Daughter-in-law!
- Meera!
387
00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:15,340
Daughter-in-law, stop!
388
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,000
Meera, stop!
389
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,040
Meera!!!
390
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,420
Stop!!!
391
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,210
Our daughter-in-law's so cultured,
392
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,340
she even understands her
father-in-law's cough.
393
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:06,080
Saniya, where the hell are you?
394
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,630
- - Do you know--
- I know everything.
395
00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:10,540
Our families will never accept
a Hindu-Muslim wedding.
396
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,370
That's why I ran off to Goa
and became a Christian.
397
00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:15,000
You became a Christian?!
398
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:17,290
Yes, there's a mass wedding
happening at a local church here.
399
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:20,410
We can easily get married there,
so I signed us up.
400
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,000
My name's Rosy,
and yours is Michael.
401
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,410
I'm... I'm Michael?!
402
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,920
Yes! Hurry up,
I'm sending you the address.
403
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,750
Wait, Saniya, at least hear me out--
404
00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:28,530
Hey, listen,
I'm switching my phone off,
405
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,530
or my family will track me down.
406
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,780
- - Okay? Bye.
- Saniya, listen--
407
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,330
So you couldn't even tell Saniya
408
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,920
you accidentally married someone else,
that too twice?
409
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,290
No, she never listens!
410
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:45,460
This is absurd.
411
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,170
From Mohan you became Mehmood...
412
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:48,710
and now from Mehmood you'll turn
into what, Michael?
413
00:23:48,790 --> 00:23:50,420
Yeah, I'll do anything for love.
414
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,870
Just book me a ticket to Goa.
415
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,780
Mehmood!
416
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,340
Hey, Mehmood!
417
00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:00,330
- - Mehmood!
- Who's Mehmood here?
418
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:01,840
You are.
419
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,960
- - Hey!
- Mirza's here.
420
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,490
- - Mehmood!
- What's he doing here?
421
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:05,450
Let's go find out.
422
00:24:05,830 --> 00:24:06,700
What now, Mr. Mirza?
423
00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:07,540
What's your problem this time?
424
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,450
No problem as such...
425
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:09,590
but you've been missing since
the wedding night.
426
00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:11,000
Ruhi's been waiting for you.
Come on, let's go.
427
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:11,830
Let her wait.
428
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920
I didn't marry her willingly,
429
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,120
you people trapped me in it.
430
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,630
Who isn't trapped in marriage?
431
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:18,250
Even the ones who marry by choice
end up feeling trapped.
432
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,090
Hubby, your friend's
a married man now.
433
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,960
Let him go to his wife at night.
434
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,380
You can just watch videos on YouTube,
435
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,000
I do the same... it's fun.
436
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,920
- - Let's go.
- You go, I'll come later.
437
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,880
Let's go, come on.
438
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,420
He'll come, Mr. Mirza.
439
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,130
It's not like he's got a second wife
waiting for him somewhere.
440
00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:36,000
Second wife?!
441
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,830
He's kidding! You go ahead,
I'll be there soon.
442
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,750
Leave already?
443
00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:39,620
I'm your father-in-law.
444
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,000
I came to your restaurant
for the first time...
445
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,990
at least offer me some coffee.
446
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,450
Coffee's laced with poison these days.
447
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:44,540
- - You still want some?
- No, thank you.
448
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,620
One coffee--
449
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,380
No, poison gives me acidity.
450
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,710
Maybe next time.
You're coming with me.
451
00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:49,620
- - I'll join you later. You go ahead.
- Come on, come on.
452
00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:50,340
We're coming,
we're coming, you carry on.
453
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:50,960
Let's go.
454
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:51,500
Go on, man!
455
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,660
- - Come on!
- Go!
456
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:02,420
"Show some respect,
I even have a car."
457
00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:04,250
Does having a car earn you respect?
458
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:05,540
I don't know.
459
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:06,880
You too should buy one then.
460
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:09,880
Such a delicious meal.
461
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,710
We've got such a cultured
daughter-in-law,
462
00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:14,710
and your son's gone missing.
463
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:17,000
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
464
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,200
Where the hell have you been?
465
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,040
Your wife's been waiting
for you since last night.
466
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,120
Did I tell you to whack me on
the head and marry me off to her?
467
00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:24,380
You hit me so hard,
it bruised my brain!
468
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:24,960
What?
469
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,290
- - I went to see a doctor.
- Hmm.
470
00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:27,160
Doctor?
471
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,460
Yes. Tell him what the doctor said.
472
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,290
What did the doctor say?
473
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:32,790
You tell him!
474
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,750
I was waiting outside, you went in.
475
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:36,490
You tell him what he said.
476
00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:39,340
He said I need three
injections in Goa.
477
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,420
- - Goa?
- Yes.
478
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,920
Yeah, I heard Goa too.
479
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,420
Fine then, since you're going to Goa,
480
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,710
take your wife with you.
481
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,710
Make it a honeymoon.
482
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,490
Who said I'm going for
a honeymoon?
483
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,160
Didn't you hear
what your mother just said?
484
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,340
That knock on the head made
you deaf too?
485
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,460
Father, I cannot take her
to Goa with me.
486
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:58,450
You will go to Goa
and she's going with you!
487
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,530
Got it?
488
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,580
Mom, should I start packing?
489
00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:04,170
Yes, and Hubby...
490
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,420
book tickets for both.
491
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,340
Yes, Mom.
492
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,380
Thank you, Mom!
493
00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:09,120
You're lucky...
494
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,750
he's taking you
to Goa for honeymoon.
495
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:15,080
He just took me upstairs
for our honeymoon.
496
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:18,290
Well, I got great results
just by going upstairs,
497
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:19,990
so why waste money on
a trip to Goa?
498
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,160
But you two will go to Goa...
499
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,250
and take her with you.
500
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,460
- - Gubby.
- Uncle, it's Hubby.
501
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,420
Yeah, Gubby, Hubby,
Chubby, whatever.
502
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,040
Both the tickets
and send them to Goa.
503
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,870
Fine.
504
00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:39,000
You are here.
505
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,990
You called so many times,
I had to show up.
506
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,870
"The number you're trying
to reach is switched off."
507
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,920
You do this too?
508
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,210
I can handle anything.
509
00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:44,630
Ever since she got married
and came here,
510
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:46,670
she's been wearing that collar around her
neck just to avoid doing any work.
511
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,210
Saniya's phone's still switched off.
512
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:49,500
God knows where she's disappeared.
513
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:52,040
If she'd stayed till the wedding,
she'd have married Mohan
514
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,330
and we wouldn't be facing
this embarrassment.
515
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,040
The kheer (sweet rice pudding)
and puris (fried flatbread) are ready.
516
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,290
Here you go.
517
00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:57,120
Delicious.
518
00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:59,290
She made them just for you.
519
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:00,630
Wow, thank you.
520
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:01,710
I'll go wash my hands first.
521
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,630
No, the tap's over there.
522
00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:04,340
Oh, sorry.
523
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,880
You really have to tell your live-in
son-in-law where the taps are.
524
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,210
Pick up the phone,
see who's calling.
525
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,330
But Mom, it's his phoneâ
how can I...
526
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,420
You're his wife, you can see everything
that belongs to your husband.
527
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,040
- - What?
- The phone.
528
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,130
Hello?
529
00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:24,170
Hello, Sister-in-law! How are you?
It's me, Hubby!
530
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:25,200
Yes, Hubby, tell me.
531
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,630
I've booked Goa tickets for you two!
532
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:28,750
Tickets for Goa?
533
00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:29,990
We're going to Goa?
534
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:30,950
Hey, give me my phone!
535
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:32,530
He's feeling shy.
536
00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:35,960
Check who you're talking to first.
537
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,950
You told that to Ruhi
instead of Meera!
538
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,000
What?
539
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,460
How would I know
which house you are at
540
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,210
and which wife's picking
up the phone?!
541
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,670
What should I do now?
542
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,880
Let me think.
543
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,840
Idiot.
544
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,090
Ammi, Mehmood's taking me
to Goa for our honeymoon!
545
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,420
Wonderful.
546
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,790
That's great news.
Go on, start packing.
547
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,880
Wifey, even we never had
our Goa honeymoon, remember?
548
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,460
Should we go too?
549
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,740
You can't even wring
out four wet clothes properly,
550
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,990
and you're talking about
a honeymoon... in Goa?
551
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,620
Go hang the clothes upstairs first.
552
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,000
Go hang the clothes!
553
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:10,620
Oh please, Aapa (sister),
don't even start.
554
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:13,290
You came to drop off two melons
and now you refuse to leave.
555
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,370
Look, you told both my wives,
so now I've got to take them both.
556
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,330
And Saniya's wedding?
557
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:23,750
- - That'll happen too.
- How?
558
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,620
You take Ruhi
on the morning flight,
559
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,380
I'll bring Meera in the afternoon.
560
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,660
Ruhi stays in Zone A of the hotel,
Meera in Zone B.
561
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,920
And if the two of them run
into each other?
562
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,960
Then you, my friend,
will be in the danger zone.
563
00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,160
No... let's just share the table.
There's only one left empty.
564
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,340
Yeah, right,
there's just one table vacant.
565
00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,340
You got married recently?
566
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,840
Yes, on the 24th.
567
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,590
- - 24th of this month?
- Yes.
568
00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:54,250
Me too! On the same day! See?
569
00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:56,200
- - Oh my God! You too, on the 24th?
- Yes.
570
00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:57,750
What does that say... Mehmood.
571
00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:58,490
My husband's name.
572
00:28:58,580 --> 00:28:59,580
I too have my husband's name
written on my palm, see.
573
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:01,130
- - Mohan Sharma.
- Mohan.
574
00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:03,090
- - Nice. Your henna's pretty dark too.
- Yeah.
575
00:29:03,290 --> 00:29:04,920
Now don't tell me
your name's Meera
576
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,090
and you're a school teacher as well.
577
00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:08,130
No, I'm Ruhi, and I'm a housewife.
578
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,590
Okay. Nice to meet you, Ruhi .
579
00:29:09,670 --> 00:29:12,290
Even if both of them meet,
you will go in front of them.
580
00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:15,670
Look, my husband left me
alone on our honeymoon.
581
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:16,920
He's busy till evening.
582
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
- - My husband too.
- He works a lot.
583
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,120
But I'm free for you two,
aren't I, sisters-in-law?
584
00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:22,000
- - Hubby... you?
- Yes.
585
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,280
You know him too?
586
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:26,330
- - Yes, he's my husband's friend.
- And mine too!
587
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:27,530
Same again?
588
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,870
What same-same?
589
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,380
You don't know, but Meera
and I have a lot in common.
590
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,750
Same wedding date,
591
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,030
same honeymoon place
592
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120
and we're from same city too, Bhopal.
593
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,000
Just make sure your husbands
aren't the same too.
594
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,210
- - What?
- What?
595
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:40,920
Just kidding! I know them both.
596
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,380
Yours is Mohan, hers is Mehmood.
597
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,790
- - Mehmood.
- Mohan. Mehmood.
598
00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:44,450
Yeah, sorry.
599
00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,000
Both are the same for me.
600
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120
Let's leave.
601
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,670
Baga border closes at six.
602
00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:50,420
- - Baga beach!
- Beach!
603
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:53,210
Beach, sorry...
I don't know why I said border.
604
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:54,920
If I'm taking both your
wives sightseeing,
605
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,170
then what exactly will you be doing?
606
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,710
I'm going to marry Saniya...
in a church.
607
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:13,840
The number you have dialed
is currently switched off.
608
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,790
Why is her switched phone's off?!
609
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,710
Saniya!
610
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,030
Here we are...
Wagah Beach!
611
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,280
Baga beach!
612
00:30:22,330 --> 00:30:23,490
- - Baga... Baga beach.
- It's so beautiful.
613
00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:25,290
I wish our husbands
were here too.
614
00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:26,490
Yeah.
615
00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:28,840
Look how sweet those couples look.
616
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,090
Your husbands will show
up eventually.
617
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,420
Can we go explore the beach now?
618
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,250
Come on, let's enjoy ourselves.
619
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,790
One minute...
we can romance wherever we want.
620
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,450
Who are you to stop us?
621
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,380
I'm Santosh,
from the 'Chase Away the Romeos
622
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,920
and Save the Daughter' group.
623
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,840
And I'm Pushpa.
624
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,090
We've got an all-India permit
to beat up the Romeos.
625
00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:48,420
What nonsense!
626
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,920
No nonsense.
Better sorry than safe.
627
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,210
We're keeping you safe.
628
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,500
He's a red flag.
629
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,160
Your mother told us to find
out everything we can about him.
630
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,210
We have all the details.
631
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,040
Pushpa, tell her.
632
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,740
Hmm.
633
00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:00,330
His name's Sandy?
634
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,210
Yes.
635
00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:03,000
He's got a wife in Kolkata.
636
00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:04,240
That's a lie.
637
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,670
We've got proof. It's not a lie.
638
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,460
Pushpa, show her.
639
00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:08,590
Yes, yes.
Look...
640
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,380
Anjali Chatterji.
That's your wife, isn't she?
641
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,950
You can't blackmail me.
642
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,000
I have a lawyer too.
643
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,580
- - Let me call my lawyer.
- Go ahead.
644
00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:16,710
- - He's running away.
- Sandy!
645
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:17,710
He won't be coming back.
646
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,920
Don't be sad, be happy!
647
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,170
The Romeo ran away,
and the girl's saved.
648
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,040
Yay! Very good!
649
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,200
Yes!
650
00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:27,710
- - Hubby!
- Hubby!
651
00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:28,780
Hubby! Hubby,
come click our photos!
652
00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:30,030
Coming, coming!
653
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,740
Take one of us... together!
654
00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:34,910
- - Like this.
- Like this.
655
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,700
Damn, he's roaming around
with two wives at once?
656
00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,500
And both of them are happy!
657
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:41,950
Come, let's go click some
pictures over there.
658
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,990
Let's go.
659
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,660
Something's wrong.
Something's fishy.
660
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:46,790
Yeah.
661
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,910
- - Thank you.
- Enjoy your drinks, ma'am.
662
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,670
- - Hello.
- Hello.
663
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,340
Honeymoon, right?
664
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,130
- - Hmm.
- Hmm.
665
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,000
Yes.
666
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:54,990
You both happy together?
667
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:56,540
- - Yes.
- Yes, why?
668
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,590
Because you two have
got one husband.
669
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,170
Well, everyone has one
husband, right?
670
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:03,460
No, she means one woman
should have only one husband.
671
00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:04,840
I have only one husband.
672
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,590
Me too.
673
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:06,840
Hubby! Hubby!
674
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,420
Yeah?
675
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,250
- - Let's go, Hubby.
- Let's go, Hubby.
676
00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:08,960
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
677
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,670
Excuse me...
678
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:10,590
- - Bye-bye.
- I'm tired.
679
00:32:10,670 --> 00:32:11,460
Where were you?
680
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,210
I was just playing over there.
681
00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:14,590
But two women can't share one!
682
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,130
A woman can share an OTP,
683
00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:18,590
not a husband.
684
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,170
Ma'am, something's fishy for sure.
685
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,710
Get all the details on his guy.
686
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,670
Chase Away the Romeos
and Save the Daughter!
687
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,880
Let's go, mister.
688
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,920
- - Done with the beach, ma'am?
- Yeah.
689
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Let's go to a local church next.
690
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,330
Lots of couples getting
married there today...
691
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,780
mass wedding, you know!
692
00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:34,660
- - No.
- No.
693
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,840
- - Then you should know.
- Yes.
694
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,210
The more you know
about Goa the better.
695
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:38,990
Let's go.
696
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,490
- - Hubby! Hubby!
- Yes?
697
00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,450
- - Hurry up.
- Hurry up.
698
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,790
- - Coming! Coming! Coming!
- Hurry up.
699
00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:45,240
You two share a hubby?
700
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,460
Excuse me?
701
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,000
You two share one husband?
702
00:32:48,790 --> 00:32:50,000
No!
703
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:51,750
I was afraid people would say that.
704
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,540
The way you both keep saying
"Hubby! Hubby!'
705
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:55,660
people might think I'm
married to both of you.
706
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,920
That girl probably
thought the same.
707
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,750
That's why she said,
"You two have got one husband."
708
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:01,280
Who?
709
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:02,030
That girl...
710
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,160
It's nothing.
711
00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:05,340
No mister, his name is Hubby.
He's not our husband.
712
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:06,630
- - Oh.
- Let's go.
713
00:33:06,710 --> 00:33:07,460
- - Let's go.
- Come on.
714
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:09,380
- - He's not our husband.
- Nice name.
715
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,130
Where are we going?
716
00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:14,130
To visit a church.
717
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,130
A church?
718
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,380
Yes, lots of weddings
taking place there today.
719
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,340
Mass wedding, you know.
720
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,420
A church where weddings
are taking place?
721
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,710
No, no, no,
we are not going there.
722
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,750
Why not?
723
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:23,120
I'm Sikh!
724
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,210
Take me to a Gurudwara instead.
725
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,290
I'm Hindu but I'm going.
726
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,030
- - And I'm Muslim and I'm going too.
- Yeah.
727
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,080
Exactly! None of us are Christian,
728
00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:30,960
so why are we going
to a church then?
729
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,290
- - What are you, mister?
- I'm Jain.
730
00:33:32,370 --> 00:33:33,990
See, he's Jain, even he won't go.
731
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,910
I'll go, sir.
732
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,700
Paths of faith might be different,
733
00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:38,330
but the final destination
the same for all.
734
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:39,630
- - Heard that?
- Shut up!
735
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:42,130
You don't even know Goa's roads
and you're giving sermons?
736
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,420
We're not going to a church,
737
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,630
especially not where
weddings are happening.
738
00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:46,290
Got it?
739
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:48,170
Can't you hear me?
Stop the car.
740
00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:51,490
Alright, I stopped the car.
741
00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:52,670
The church's here.
742
00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:54,630
What?
743
00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:57,710
Damn you!
744
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,710
Means?
745
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,290
Where did they go?
746
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:02,740
Wow...
747
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,740
Saniya... oh sorry.
748
00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:07,280
Saniya?
749
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,540
It's such a beautiful church.
750
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:12,780
Dear Lord!
751
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,410
It's architecture is so different!
752
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,630
Never got a chance to go
to a church in Bhopal.
753
00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:17,750
You're right.
754
00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:20,080
Look at that devotee...
755
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:21,910
does anyone pray like that?
756
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,250
I don't know,
I'm visiting a church for the first time.
757
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,420
Me too.
758
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,790
What's going on over there?
759
00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:28,290
Looks like a flea market.
760
00:34:28,330 --> 00:34:29,330
- - Let's go have a look?
- Hmm.
761
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,490
What the hell are you doing here?
762
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:37,030
- - Both your wives...
- I saw them!
763
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,490
Of all places in Goa,
you had to bring them here?
764
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,030
I couldn't help it.
765
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,160
I was taking them somewhere else but...
766
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,340
they wanted to see a church!
767
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,130
Get them out of here fast!
768
00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:43,840
Where are they?
769
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,500
They went that way.
770
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:45,830
- - I'll take care of this.
- Okay.
771
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:47,740
Why are you standing
in the middle of the road, dude?
772
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:48,740
In the middle of the road?
773
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,840
Mother Mary, please help me!
774
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,920
You're showing me the same
two faces again and again.
775
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:56,130
Where's the girl I'm supposed
to marry today?
776
00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,620
Parth, what happened?
777
00:35:10,710 --> 00:35:11,710
All okay?
778
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,630
Jenny... I can't marry you.
779
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:16,870
What?
780
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:19,710
What are you saying?
781
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,380
My dad just sent me a message.
782
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:24,420
If I marry you, he'll disown me...
783
00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:26,340
no house, no business, no money.
784
00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:28,340
So what? You'll leave me?
785
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,040
Sorry Jenny.
786
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,080
I can't fight my dad.
787
00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:33,250
Girlfriends come and go,
788
00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:35,200
but rich dads don't.
789
00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:37,370
Parth, can't you see
how much she loves you?
790
00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:38,170
What's wrong with you?
791
00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:41,040
I really love you, Parth... please.
792
00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:43,200
Parth!
793
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:44,540
Parth!
794
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,620
Jenny, don't cry.
795
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,870
Jenny? Jenny? Jenny,
are you listening to me?
796
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,250
You believe in God, right?
797
00:35:57,330 --> 00:35:59,450
Then trust His plan.
798
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,780
Maybe Parth wasn't made for you.
799
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,710
God must have someone else for you,
800
00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:06,040
and you'll definitely meet him.
801
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:07,170
Believe me.
802
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,090
Jenny? Jenny,
are you listening to me?
803
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,750
- - Please help! Somebody please...
- What happened? Oh...
804
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,240
Excuse me...
Hello?
805
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:14,290
Hey!
806
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,750
Are you okay?
807
00:36:16,290 --> 00:36:17,420
Please save her life, son.
808
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,000
- - Please help her.
- What's wrong?
809
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,580
She's having trouble breathing.
810
00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:21,750
You'll have to give her CPR.
811
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:22,660
CPR? Me?
812
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,120
- - Yeah, please, help her.
- Okay.
813
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,130
Please, please, please...
814
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,660
I'll go bring some water.
815
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,380
Are you okay?
816
00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:45,040
Feeling better?
817
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,740
You believe in God, right?
818
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,340
Then trust His plan.
819
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,960
Maybe Parth wasn't made for you.
820
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,960
God must have someone else for you,
821
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:58,380
and you'll definitely meet him.
822
00:36:58,460 --> 00:36:59,790
Believe me.
823
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,090
I like how everyone's wearing pink.
824
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,460
I'm so dead.
825
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,590
Can I give you some more CPR...
I mean...
826
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:16,340
Some couples do it anywhere!
827
00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,250
Lucky girl.
828
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,210
Thank God he found Saniya.
829
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,960
That's his girlfriend,
830
00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:31,590
why are you two getting jealous?
831
00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:32,750
Get out of here.
832
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,280
It's time to get my brother married.
833
00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,950
Everyone please proceed
to the church.
834
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,450
I was saying,
now that we are already here...
835
00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:46,840
Jenny, are you okay?
836
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,710
Yes, Aunty.
837
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,160
Shall we?
838
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,090
Hmm.
839
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:51,280
Come.
840
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,160
Help me, God.
841
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,920
Now as you stand in front of God,
842
00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:18,880
and His church,
you will all exchange vows,
843
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,590
committing yourselves
to each other,
844
00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:25,250
in love, trust, and faith.
845
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:27,450
Grooms, tell your names.
846
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,790
- - Tony.
- Michael.
847
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:30,880
Michael.
848
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,420
Take your to-be wife's names.
849
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,340
- - Julie.
- Sofia.
850
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:34,460
Jenny.
851
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:36,590
Yes. Jenny.
852
00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:37,960
Say I do.
853
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,030
I do.
854
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,840
I have to do...
855
00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:44,630
I do.
856
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,750
Brides, tell your names.
857
00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,660
- - Julie.
- Jenny.
858
00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:51,710
Jenny.
859
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,280
Your to-be husband's names.
860
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,370
Michael.
861
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,250
Do you take him to be your
lawfully wedded husband
862
00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:59,740
as long as both of you shall live?
863
00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:01,040
Say... I do.
864
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,080
- - I do.
- I do.
865
00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:02,880
I do.
866
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,540
By this authority vested to me,
867
00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:09,450
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
868
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:12,040
What God has put together,
869
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,370
let no one put asunder.
870
00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:15,790
You may kiss the bride.
871
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,160
We haven't even kissed yet.
872
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:24,540
We haven't either.
873
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,630
That's the best part
about Christian weddings...
874
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,040
they get to taste the goodies
right away.
875
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:34,670
I say, we should taste
the goodies too.
876
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,790
I miss Mohan.
877
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:39,740
I miss Mehmood.
878
00:39:39,830 --> 00:39:40,740
I miss him.
879
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:49,370
Congratulations,
bro, you finally tied the knot!
880
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:50,790
Why don't you meet your
sister-in-law first?
881
00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:51,740
Sure...
882
00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:53,710
Hi.
883
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,780
Jenny.
884
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:57,500
My friend, Hubby.
885
00:39:59,170 --> 00:39:59,630
Hubby,
886
00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:01,960
Those flowers are for funerals.
887
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,490
It's fine, it's all the same.
Flowers are flowers.
888
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:05,580
Yeah.
889
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:06,450
Shall we leave?
890
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,540
Son, as per our ritual
you be his best man
891
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,330
and walk Jenny
to the wedding car.
892
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,210
Of course, Aunty.
893
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:13,290
Go ahead, Best Man.
894
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,240
Let's go, Old Lady.
895
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,000
Who do you call "Old Lady"?
896
00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:23,580
I thought since we are in Goa,
897
00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:25,540
we should pray for all our daughters.
898
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,530
Exactly!
899
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:29,240
Because prevention
is cure than better.
900
00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:30,830
- - Then what?
- Yes, ma'am.
901
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,880
Yes.
902
00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:35,340
Hey, this guy's gotten
married a third time!
903
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,840
Daughters will only be safe
when such Romeos get scourged.
904
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,500
Scourged, ma'am?
905
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:40,580
- - Punishment.
- Yes, ma'am.
906
00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:41,920
- - Let's leg a break.
- Huh?
907
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Break a leg.
Let's break his legs!
908
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,870
Yes, ma'am.
909
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,250
Father...
910
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,750
Father, I have a confession to make.
911
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,160
Please tell me.
912
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,840
God will help you.
913
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,750
Jesus will guide you.
914
00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:58,340
- - Father, there's this girl I love.
- Hmm.
915
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,380
For her, I turned from Hindu to Muslim,
916
00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:02,280
then to Christian.
917
00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:04,460
Didn't get her though...
918
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,210
but I did end up with three wives,
one from each religion.
919
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:08,750
There is no power and no
strength except with Allah!
920
00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:10,590
What did you just say, Father?
921
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:14,630
I studied Urdu and Arabic
along with English.
922
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,490
Son, what you did was not right.
923
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,290
You can't deceive three women
by marrying three times.
924
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,080
I didn't deceive anyone.
925
00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:25,710
I was the one who
has been deceived.
926
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:30,330
You tell me,
should I go find my love, or not?
927
00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:32,250
I'll say this...
928
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:34,290
forget the fourth one,
929
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,000
and if possible,
930
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:39,000
tell the other three the truth.
931
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,590
If they hear the truth, they'll die.
932
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,130
And if I don't get the fourth one,
then I'll die.
933
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:45,790
Because the fourth one
is actually the first one.
934
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,710
I'll marry her, no matter what.
935
00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:50,250
Oh Lord, have mercy!
936
00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,130
Father, you know Sanskrit too?
937
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,170
Of course.
938
00:41:53,290 --> 00:41:55,090
People think if I'm a Father,
939
00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:56,250
I'll only speak English.
940
00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,630
That's not true.
941
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,160
You can pray to God
in any language.
942
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,090
Okay.
943
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:05,840
Now I'd like to know more
about you.
944
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,920
Okay, Father.
945
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,620
You're from Goa?
946
00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:10,460
No, from Bhopal.
947
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,000
What's your name?
948
00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:16,240
What's your name?
Come on, tell me, don't feel shy.
949
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,670
Hello, Bhopali?!
950
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:21,420
Bho... Bhopali!
951
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:23,670
Hey!
952
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:24,630
Where did he go?
953
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,460
Huh?
954
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:30,340
Where did he go?
955
00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:32,500
See, I know Konkani too.
956
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,210
That's exactly what I'd say...
stop chasing Saniya now.
957
00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:38,840
There are many religions in India...
958
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,340
at this rate, you'll end up getting
married once in each.
959
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,380
So should I just forget her?
960
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:44,040
Don't forget her,
but don't remember her either.
961
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,000
Look over there.
962
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:50,630
Keep the ones you have happy.
963
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:56,540
They're only happy only until
they don't know about each other.
964
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,990
They won't know about each other.
965
00:42:58,830 --> 00:43:00,410
Meera stays with your parents,
966
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,120
Ruhi stays with her parents,
967
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:03,040
and as for Jenny...
968
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,700
we'll find a new house
in Bhopal for her.
969
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,090
All three of them will be happy.
970
00:43:07,370 --> 00:43:08,280
Good idea.
971
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:12,240
Now all three of them will be
together only in my dreams.
972
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:31,710
With the first one,
I locked my gaze,
973
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:35,620
With the second,
I promised in haze.
974
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:39,500
With the first one,
I locked my gaze,
975
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:43,410
With the second,
I promised in haze.
976
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:47,630
The third one broke her every word,
977
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:51,170
All three betrayed me, how absurd.
978
00:43:51,290 --> 00:43:53,880
The birds ate their fill,
then flew away,
979
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,210
The birds ate their fill,
then flew away,
980
00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:59,090
And never returned to me that day.
981
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,000
First one soars touching the sky,
982
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,990
Second one soars flying high,
983
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,950
Third one soars none can deny,
984
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,960
I was left alone, high and dry.
985
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,790
First one soars touching the sky,
986
00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:10,740
Second one soars flying high,
987
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:12,620
Third one soars none can deny,
988
00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:14,670
I was left alone, high and dry.
989
00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:34,210
The first was beautiful,
gentle, and fair,
990
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:38,340
She sought my heart
with her steady stare.
991
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:42,250
She sought my heart on the sly,
992
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:45,910
And not for a moment did she shy.
993
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,420
She looked at me and stole my peace,
994
00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:51,540
She looked at me and stole my peace,
995
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:53,700
Now she's gone and I am not at ease.
996
00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:55,630
First one soars touching the sky,
997
00:44:55,710 --> 00:44:57,590
Second one soars flying high,
998
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,630
Third one soars none can deny,
999
00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:01,500
I was left alone, high and dry.
1000
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,410
First one soars touching the sky,
1001
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,420
Second one soars flying high,
1002
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,290
Third one soars none can deny,
1003
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:09,200
I was left alone, high and dry.
1004
00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:11,240
Listen to my love story, bro,
1005
00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:13,250
There was one king
with three queens in tow,
1006
00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:15,170
He was having a time
of his life you know,
1007
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,380
He was enjoying himself for sure.
1008
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,380
The first was a maiden
so soft and bright,
1009
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:21,250
The second one wounded
my pride on sight.
1010
00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:23,030
While dodging the third
with no luck,
1011
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,990
I got love-struck,
1012
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,910
Who all do I love?
1013
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,840
What all do I surrender
in the name of love?
1014
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,840
Three riders squeezed on
a single seat,
1015
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,500
Which one do I loose,
which one do I keep?
1016
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:34,700
His name's in the papers,
a rising star,
1017
00:45:34,790 --> 00:45:36,630
This dude's counted among superstars.
1018
00:45:36,710 --> 00:45:38,630
My heart's rooms are crowded,
every door's full,
1019
00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:42,460
Who do I welcome, and who do I pull?
1020
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:46,840
Who do I welcome,
and who do I pull?
1021
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,280
First one soars touching the sky,
1022
00:45:50,370 --> 00:45:52,280
Second one soars flying high,
1023
00:45:52,330 --> 00:45:54,160
Third one soars none can deny,
1024
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:56,210
I was left alone, high and dry.
1025
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:58,000
First one soars touching the sky,
1026
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,080
Second one soars flying high,
1027
00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:01,920
Third one soars none can deny,
1028
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,290
I was left alone, high and dry.
1029
00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:27,380
Bro, Jenny really liked the house.
1030
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,540
- - Really?
- Yeah.
1031
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,530
When a man gets a wife,
his home is made, right?
1032
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:35,490
And if he gets three,
he's got three homes made.
1033
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:36,740
You'll get me into trouble,
you rascal!
1034
00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:37,740
Keep your voice down.
1035
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,630
Sorry.
1036
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:43,500
Hello?
1037
00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:45,450
Hello, Uncle.
1038
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,290
Yes, of course.
1039
00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:48,540
Sure thing.
1040
00:46:48,670 --> 00:46:49,630
Of course.
1041
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:53,210
Bro, Surleen's family likes me!
1042
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,840
We're going to meet them Sunday.
1043
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,210
Finally, I'll be set too.
1044
00:46:57,290 --> 00:46:58,540
- - Congratulations, my boy.
- Thank you.
1045
00:46:58,620 --> 00:46:59,700
That is great news.
1046
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,500
Police?
1047
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Mr...?
1048
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,170
Michael.
1049
00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:41,830
D.D.... Inspector David D'Costa.
1050
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:44,670
Goa Police.
1051
00:47:45,790 --> 00:47:47,750
What brings you here, sir?
1052
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,410
I'm looking for a man
1053
00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:53,670
who's had three weddings
in three different religions...
1054
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,630
and apparently,
he's hunting for a fourth wife now.
1055
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,340
Sir, the thing is...
1056
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,590
Hey Brother, you're here!
1057
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,040
Yes, Jenny!
1058
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,490
Sister, I'm finally here.
1059
00:48:08,290 --> 00:48:09,380
Brother?
1060
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,920
And look what I did to your husband!
1061
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,490
Relax, it was a prank.
1062
00:48:16,670 --> 00:48:17,710
What prank?
1063
00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:20,280
Actually, I came here for a case.
1064
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:24,170
A man who changed faiths
three times and married thrice.
1065
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,090
I joked that this guy was him...
1066
00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:28,170
and he got scared like hell.
1067
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:31,250
What's your name, by the way?
1068
00:48:31,290 --> 00:48:33,420
Moh... Mohichel... Michael.
1069
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,250
See, he's so scared
he can't even say his name.
1070
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:39,340
Don't be so scared,
Michael, or she will kill me.
1071
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,500
She's the only person in this whole
world I'm actually scared of, got it?
1072
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:42,330
Hmm.
1073
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,460
And anyway, I respect you.
1074
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,000
You're a gentleman.
1075
00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:49,910
When Jenny's boyfriend ran away,
you married her.
1076
00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:52,830
I told her from the start not
to marry that guy.
1077
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,670
Only a Christian boy can truly
understand a Christian girl.
1078
00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:57,910
Like you do, Michael.
1079
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,240
Even if I stay at your place
1080
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:02,590
and serve you all my life,
it won't be enough.
1081
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,630
No sir, please go today itself.
1082
00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:07,460
I can't let you serve me forever.
1083
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:08,210
Correct.
1084
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:10,290
He's funny.
1085
00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:11,910
I like him. I...
1086
00:49:13,210 --> 00:49:14,090
I like him.
1087
00:49:14,210 --> 00:49:16,960
Brother, you used
to handle murder cases.
1088
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,500
Who gave you this three-
marriage case?
1089
00:49:18,670 --> 00:49:20,840
Father Anthony.
1090
00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:22,750
I want you to go to Bhopal
1091
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:25,780
and find out about that boy.
1092
00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:28,290
I don't want the fourth girl's life
1093
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:30,830
to get ruined because of him.
1094
00:49:31,710 --> 00:49:33,040
Father, you saw his face?
1095
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,330
No, he ran off before I could.
1096
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:37,960
That was close.
1097
00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:39,460
Huh?
1098
00:49:40,330 --> 00:49:41,450
He got away from you!
1099
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,500
If Father had seen him,
he'd be caught by now.
1100
00:49:44,710 --> 00:49:46,290
I still won't let him get away.
1101
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:48,280
I'll make sure he pays.
1102
00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:50,040
Come Brother,
I'll show you the house.
1103
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,280
Sorry Jenny, I couldn't attend
your wedding because I knew...
1104
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,530
Now I can't even file
a missing report for Saniya
1105
00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:59,080
Because if I do, DD will know
I'm the guy he's looking for.
1106
00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:01,380
But why file a report for her at all?
1107
00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,250
She's her own person.
1108
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,660
She came into your life
when she wanted
1109
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,460
and left when she wanted.
1110
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,750
It's not like that.
1111
00:50:08,170 --> 00:50:09,670
I just hope she's not
in some kind of trouble.
1112
00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:11,830
Bro, who could be
in more trouble than you?
1113
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,880
Most can't handle one home
and you're juggling three.
1114
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,240
Look at him talk.
1115
00:50:17,170 --> 00:50:17,840
Yes, Meera?
1116
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,790
Come home quick.
1117
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,710
What happened?
1118
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,880
Father's arranged a music
concert at home.
1119
00:50:22,330 --> 00:50:23,410
A music concert?
1120
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,250
Hmm.
1121
00:50:24,290 --> 00:50:26,290
Since when does your
father like singing and dancing?
1122
00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:30,420
The groom looks handsome,
you know...
1123
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:34,790
The groom looks handsome, you know...
1124
00:50:34,870 --> 00:50:39,160
The bride looks bestowed.
1125
00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:41,250
Be still my heart!
1126
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,420
Be still my heart!
1127
00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:45,460
Be still my heart!
1128
00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:47,710
Be still my heart!
1129
00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:49,450
Mohan's here.
1130
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,790
Be still my heart!
1131
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,870
Be still my heart!
1132
00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:55,780
Be still my heart!
1133
00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:57,750
You call this a concert?
1134
00:50:57,830 --> 00:50:59,280
Who else did you expect,
Honey Singh?
1135
00:50:59,370 --> 00:51:02,200
I'm the real honey.
1136
00:51:02,330 --> 00:51:03,830
Honey needs money.
1137
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,500
Cough up Rs. 50,000.
1138
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:07,410
Hey, I danced too...
1139
00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:08,910
deduct Rs. 20,000 for that.
1140
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,790
Not Rs. 20,000, I'll give you
Rs. 50,000 if you come with us.
1141
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,580
We've got five more houses to go.
1142
00:51:14,670 --> 00:51:15,290
What?!
1143
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:18,590
We won't settle for a penny
less than Rs. 50,000!
1144
00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:19,960
Yes!
1145
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,920
Because you get married only once.
1146
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,090
Yes!
1147
00:51:23,170 --> 00:51:24,420
What if someone's married
three times?
1148
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,670
That'd be one
and a half lakh for three wives.
1149
00:51:26,870 --> 00:51:27,660
What?
1150
00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:29,750
Who'd be mad enough
to marry three times?
1151
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,340
Not wives ... babies
1152
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,840
They go for baby blessings too, right?
1153
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,630
Yeah, we do.
1154
00:51:34,790 --> 00:51:37,000
- - We went to bless Farah Khan's babies.
- Yes.
1155
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,990
She gave us one and a
half lakh rupees for three kids.
1156
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,870
Do you take money or donate some
if someone gets a kid like him?
1157
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,710
We give a ten percent discount...
1158
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:46,960
dry fruits extra.
1159
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,380
- - Heard that?
- Fine, let it go.
1160
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:49,840
Here's Rs. 50,000.
1161
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,250
And listen, come back she has a baby.
1162
00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:55,620
I'll give you more.
1163
00:51:55,870 --> 00:51:57,870
- Be still my heart!
- Music!
1164
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,710
Be still my heart!
1165
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,030
Be still my heart!
1166
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,660
Be still my heart!
1167
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:05,410
Be still my heart!
1168
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,330
Be still my heart!
1169
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,250
Get in.
1170
00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:12,240
Be still my heart!
1171
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,080
- - Let's go.
- Bye-bye!
1172
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:24,340
They made Rs. 50,000
in just five minutes.
1173
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:25,210
Yeah, they did.
1174
00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:27,750
Think seeing that money's making
you want to switch careers?
1175
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,630
Why would I?
1176
00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:32,740
Well, you dance pretty well yourself.
1177
00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:33,450
Yeah.
1178
00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:35,630
I was dancing because
I was happy for my son.
1179
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:36,710
True.
1180
00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:38,420
You should do something too.
1181
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,250
I'm... I'm organizing
a prayer gathering.
1182
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,500
Good idea, Mom.
1183
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:44,370
I'm open to anything
that helps my story.
1184
00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,090
Mehmood!
1185
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,130
Mehmood!
1186
00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:50,880
That...
1187
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:52,210
Hey Mehmood?
1188
00:52:52,330 --> 00:52:53,530
Mehmood?
1189
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,080
Mohan's father looks confused.
1190
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,170
Who's that yelling
Mahmood outside our house?
1191
00:52:58,420 --> 00:52:59,340
Well...
1192
00:52:59,870 --> 00:53:02,240
Told you, stop taking loans
under fake names!
1193
00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:03,780
Now people are showing up
at my door!
1194
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,590
You wait here, Father,
I'll handle this.
1195
00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:07,790
Guppy.
1196
00:53:07,870 --> 00:53:09,080
Uncle, it's Hubby.
1197
00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:12,380
Hubby, you shouldn't borrow money.
1198
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,130
Yes.
1199
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,540
What are you doing here,
Mr. Mirza?
1200
00:53:14,670 --> 00:53:15,630
I'm here to get you.
1201
00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:18,130
Why don't you tell your
father you married into my family
1202
00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:19,130
and you stay with us now?
1203
00:53:19,210 --> 00:53:20,540
I would've...
if I had actually married Saniya.
1204
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:21,240
What should I tell him now?
1205
00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:23,040
That I couldn't marry Saniya
and I am known as Mehmood now?
1206
00:53:23,170 --> 00:53:23,920
He'd not only throw me out,
1207
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,210
he'd shut down the restaurant too.
1208
00:53:25,290 --> 00:53:26,710
Then what would I feed
the three wives?
1209
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:27,780
Three wives?!
1210
00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:29,870
- - Well, three... one's mine.
- Yeah.
1211
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,880
- - Your wife.
- Okay.
1212
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,090
- - And my father's wife.
- Got it.
1213
00:53:32,170 --> 00:53:33,000
So, three wives in total, right?
1214
00:53:33,170 --> 00:53:34,750
- - Let's go.
- Yes, let's go.
1215
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,750
But you're a Sikh.
1216
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:40,910
How did he even believe
you could be Mehmood?
1217
00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:43,170
He's a drunk, Uncle.
1218
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:44,460
Completely madâ
keeps blabbering random stuff.
1219
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:45,410
Today he's shouting Mehmood,
1220
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,090
yesterday it was Amrood (Guava).
1221
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:48,420
Amrood?
1222
00:53:50,370 --> 00:53:52,450
Mr. Mirza, you can't keep showing
up at my place every day.
1223
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:53,370
I'll come here on my own.
1224
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:54,460
It's okay.
1225
00:53:54,710 --> 00:53:57,750
We won't take a penny less.
1226
00:53:57,830 --> 00:53:59,280
- - We need to head back, Mr. Mirza.
- Why?
1227
00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:00,700
I'm missing home.
1228
00:54:00,790 --> 00:54:02,210
Cough up Rs. 50,000!
1229
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:05,130
I don't have Rs. 50,000
and my husband's not home either!
1230
00:54:05,210 --> 00:54:07,710
Who does the man always
hands the cash to?
1231
00:54:07,790 --> 00:54:08,840
To his wife.
1232
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,420
It is not so.
1233
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,420
Abba is here.
1234
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,420
Look, Mr. Mirza's here.
1235
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:20,380
Mirza's here! Mirza's here!
Mirza's here!
1236
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:21,460
Hey!
1237
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:28,090
How much are you going to gift us
for your daughter's wedding, Mr. Mirza?
1238
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,290
I'm not going to give you anything.
1239
00:54:29,370 --> 00:54:32,030
He's the one who'll be
giving it to you.
1240
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,170
We've already taken it from him.
1241
00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:35,250
- - You have?
- Yes.
1242
00:54:35,330 --> 00:54:36,200
Then leave.
1243
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:37,170
Why should we leave?
1244
00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:39,380
Make your son-in-law pay.
1245
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,960
He's my son-in-law.
1246
00:54:42,370 --> 00:54:43,240
I'll be damned.
1247
00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:45,590
Two places, mister?
1248
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,880
- - Two places?
- Two places?
1249
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,040
They've got to go to two
more places to visit.
1250
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,910
They don't perform at just one spot.
Pay them and send them off.
1251
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,540
Where will I get Rs. 50,000 from?
1252
00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:57,530
Not 50,000... now we want 55,000.
1253
00:54:57,670 --> 00:54:58,590
What, you're charging GST now?
1254
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,670
Yes, we are.
1255
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:06,530
The groom's face seems one I know,
1256
00:55:06,710 --> 00:55:10,960
The groom's face seems one I know,
1257
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,630
Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though.
1258
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:20,250
Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though.
1259
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:24,750
Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though.
1260
00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:28,990
Some things are better handled quietly,
1261
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:33,950
Look, the groom is begging helplessly.
1262
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,080
So?
1263
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:39,590
55,000! Give me 55, 000!
1264
00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:43,380
55,000! 55,000! 55,000!
1265
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,840
Look bro... uh, sis,
there's a cash issue.
1266
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,040
I don't have any on me.
1267
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,160
Then take out your phone.
1268
00:55:49,370 --> 00:55:50,080
For a selfie?
1269
00:55:50,170 --> 00:55:52,790
Not for a selfie,
for online payment.
1270
00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:53,740
Your phone number?
1271
00:55:53,830 --> 00:55:54,830
You don't need my number.
1272
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,250
We carry QR Codes now...
1273
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,340
QR Codes?
1274
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,500
Yeah, QR Codes.
1275
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,200
Here, scan it.
1276
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:03,370
Come on, scan it...
we've advanced too.
1277
00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:05,240
- - Done.
- 55,000 received.
1278
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:10,630
The groom looks handsome, you know...
1279
00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:12,910
The bride looks bestowed.
1280
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,340
Let's go, people!
1281
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,950
The groom looks handsome, you know...
1282
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,240
Where are you going?
Your wife's over there.
1283
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,710
Michael,
I've got a complaint against you.
1284
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,540
What?
1285
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,250
You only have breakfast with me...
1286
00:56:30,370 --> 00:56:32,410
so who do you have lunch
and dinner with?
1287
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:33,920
I do it at our restaurant.
1288
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:36,170
- - I eat there with this idiot.
- Obviously.
1289
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,460
It's not like he's got two other wives
1290
00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:39,340
that he'd have lunch with one
and dinner with the other.
1291
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:40,040
Right?
1292
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,210
Obviously.
1293
00:56:41,290 --> 00:56:42,040
Pass me the knife.
1294
00:56:42,290 --> 00:56:43,130
Why?
1295
00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:44,370
Need to cut his tongue.
1296
00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:45,670
He's a jinx.
1297
00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:48,490
Why would anyone who has such
a lovely wife have two other wives?
1298
00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:49,740
That's exactly what I said.
1299
00:56:49,870 --> 00:56:51,490
You should talk less. You...
1300
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:53,630
By the way, where's your brother?
1301
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:54,590
Haven't seen him around.
1302
00:56:54,710 --> 00:56:56,000
He's gone out for some work.
1303
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,950
He went back to Goa?
1304
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,420
Not that far.
1305
00:56:58,830 --> 00:57:00,080
You know tomorrow's my birthday?
1306
00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,290
He went to book a cake for me.
1307
00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:02,450
It's your birthday?
1308
00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,380
Why didn't you tell me?
1309
00:57:03,790 --> 00:57:04,880
Why did he have to step out for that?
1310
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,130
We could've just ordered it online.
1311
00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:08,590
No, when he goes in the police jeep,
1312
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,790
he gets a better discount.
1313
00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:11,530
I even told him
to grab some groceries.
1314
00:57:12,170 --> 00:57:14,880
Sister, got your groceries
and everything,
1315
00:57:15,290 --> 00:57:19,630
and I invited a few of our
relatives for your birthday.
1316
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,090
Then let's invite
Michael's parents as well.
1317
00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,000
My parents?
1318
00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:24,000
No, no... they don't meet anyone.
1319
00:57:24,170 --> 00:57:25,210
Not even each other.
1320
00:57:25,290 --> 00:57:26,090
Very strange.
1321
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,000
Why not?
1322
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:27,990
Why not?
1323
00:57:28,710 --> 00:57:29,920
He searched for them everywhere,
1324
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:30,880
but couldn't find either of them.
1325
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,200
They got lost at the Kumbh Mela.
1326
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:34,960
Christian parents got lost
at the Kumbh Mela?!
1327
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:36,460
They were both police officers.
1328
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,120
Since people always
go missing there,
1329
00:57:38,210 --> 00:57:39,290
they were on duty to help others.
1330
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:39,910
Yeah.
1331
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,210
So while trying to stop
others from getting lost,
1332
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,210
they ended up lost themselves.
1333
00:57:42,330 --> 00:57:43,410
Wait a minute.
1334
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:45,920
How do police
officers even get lost?
1335
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,200
How would I know?
1336
00:57:47,290 --> 00:57:48,500
Go ask in UP.
1337
00:57:48,670 --> 00:57:49,710
Why should he go there, Mohan?
1338
00:57:49,790 --> 00:57:50,500
Mohan?
1339
00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:53,660
Ganj. Mohan Ganj,
their last known location.
1340
00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:56,530
Aren't you here because
Father Anthony asked you to find
1341
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:57,830
- - that guy who married three times?
- Yes.
1342
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:58,420
Right?
1343
00:57:58,540 --> 00:57:59,670
- - You're right.
- Yes.
1344
00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:00,840
Focus, focus.
1345
00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:01,670
Right?
1346
00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:04,450
I'll catch the guy
who married three times,
1347
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:06,830
then I'll catch your parents.
1348
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,960
I mean... I'm sorry,
I'll find your parents.
1349
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:08,990
It's a promise.
1350
00:58:11,710 --> 00:58:12,710
Okay, thank you.
1351
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,840
That's enough.
1352
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,460
Hubby, listen,
1353
00:58:17,170 --> 00:58:18,590
don't call me when I'm here.
1354
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,780
The women here pick up anyone's calls.
1355
00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:21,870
Hang up now.
1356
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,240
Meera?
1357
00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:29,460
I've got dessert for you.
1358
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:34,840
Listen, this Friday,
we'll keep a Roza (fast) together.
1359
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:36,130
Roza?
1360
00:58:36,290 --> 00:58:37,210
Hmm.
1361
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:39,710
I'd made a vow that
after our wedding,
1362
00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:41,920
we'd fast together for a day.
1363
00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:44,130
So this Friday, we'll fast together.
1364
00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:45,880
Come home early.
1365
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,420
We'll break our fast together
in the evening.
1366
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:49,630
Eat. Wait, I'll feed you.
1367
00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:50,540
No!
1368
00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:52,130
We'll break our fast together, right?
1369
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:55,240
Whose phone is vibrating?
1370
00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:00,120
What's wrong?
1371
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:01,910
Are you okay?
1372
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,960
That noise is coming
from my chest.
1373
00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:05,290
I swallowed a black cardamom whole.
1374
00:59:06,250 --> 00:59:07,380
Want me to get you some water?
1375
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,420
Hmm.
1376
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,170
Let me take your plate.
1377
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,620
Looks like you really
liked the biryani.
1378
00:59:12,710 --> 00:59:14,380
I'll go get you some water.
1379
00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:30,170
Does this look good, Mr. Mirza?
1380
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,710
Yes, it does,
but I want you to try this one.
1381
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,790
You'll make me try
the whole shop?
1382
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,160
Come on, try it on,
you'll look amazing.
1383
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:36,290
I can't keep going inside.
1384
00:59:36,370 --> 00:59:37,240
I'll change here itself.
1385
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:41,710
Hey... don't look.
1386
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,460
I've tried on 150 kurtas already.
1387
00:59:51,670 --> 00:59:52,340
Wonderful.
1388
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,090
You look great.
1389
00:59:54,210 --> 00:59:55,590
Now try this cap too.
1390
00:59:55,710 --> 00:59:57,500
- - It's great.
- Hmm.
1391
01:00:00,830 --> 01:00:02,530
I'll try it inside.
1392
01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:05,250
Huh?
1393
01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:07,370
Strange, he wore the pajamas
in open view,
1394
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:08,670
but for a cap he needs a room?
1395
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:11,380
Listen, I'll wait for you outside.
1396
01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:14,200
Excuse me...
1397
01:00:14,290 --> 01:00:15,040
Yes?
1398
01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:16,370
Where's Mehmood?
1399
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Over there.
1400
01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:24,590
Mehmood!
1401
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:28,830
Mehmood!
1402
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,840
Come on out.
1403
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,450
I know you are in there.
1404
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,380
Mehmood, are you going
to step out or not?
1405
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,460
Yes, sir, how can I help you?
1406
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,000
I'm Mehmood.
1407
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,750
You got married three times?
1408
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:44,920
Three times?
1409
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,340
Who told you that, sir?
1410
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:47,920
Someone's filed a complaint
against you.
1411
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,580
A complaint? Against me?
1412
01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:51,660
Was it Jameel, sir?
1413
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:52,960
Yeah, Jameel.
1414
01:00:53,210 --> 01:00:54,340
Sir, he's a liar.
1415
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,210
Sir, he's lying! Ever since
I kicked him out,
1416
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:58,340
he's been spreading nonsense
about me.
1417
01:00:58,670 --> 01:00:59,750
Arrest him, sir--
1418
01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:01,120
Why should I arrest him?
1419
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:03,000
I cannot lose my focus.
1420
01:01:03,210 --> 01:01:04,380
I'll catch the one
who changed his religion
1421
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,380
and got married thrice first.
1422
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,750
Do you understand?
1423
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:10,490
That was a woman?
1424
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:11,990
She's got a very manly hand.
1425
01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:13,090
Let's go.
1426
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:16,240
Ma'am, I'm here
with my son-in-law.
1427
01:01:16,330 --> 01:01:18,030
Meet me in the evening,
I'll give you my number.
1428
01:01:18,210 --> 01:01:19,290
Don't get too excited, it's me.
1429
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:20,420
Why are you wearing a burqa?!
1430
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,040
What are you doing?
1431
01:01:21,170 --> 01:01:22,210
Should I try on clothes
only for myself?
1432
01:01:22,290 --> 01:01:23,340
Should I not buy anything for Ruhi?
1433
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,500
Let's go.
1434
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,090
Listen, the pooja items
they sent are all wrong.
1435
01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:28,880
I've sent you a new list.
Bring it along.
1436
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,960
Fine.
1437
01:01:30,370 --> 01:01:32,330
Mr. Mirza, we need
to go to the market.
1438
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:33,040
Fine.
1439
01:01:33,210 --> 01:01:34,790
You shouldn't have
troubled Mohan for it.
1440
01:01:34,870 --> 01:01:37,080
I told his father to get those things.
1441
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,840
It's fine â Navratri's going on,
1442
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,670
we'll need all this every
day anyway, right?
1443
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:41,250
Hmm.
1444
01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:42,420
Please stop right here.
1445
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,170
Wait here, I'll go and get the stuff.
1446
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:47,380
- - Hurry up.
- Hold this.
1447
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,380
And here's the coconut.
1448
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:55,290
Coconut.
1449
01:01:56,330 --> 01:01:57,950
Sir, pack everything on this list.
1450
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,910
You do pooja at your place too, sir?
1451
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:02,950
Yeah, why?
1452
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,630
No problem, I'll get all this.
1453
01:02:06,210 --> 01:02:08,250
Give me a red veil for the Goddess.
1454
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:11,090
Sir, is this one okay?
1455
01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:14,330
Yes, it's red. Give me that one.
1456
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,210
Sir, you forgot your phone.
1457
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,240
Come on, come on,
let's go, Mr. Mirza.
1458
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,590
Hey, what's the rush?
Come on, let's go already.
1459
01:02:32,670 --> 01:02:35,960
They sell stuff for funerals too.
Want me to grab some for you?
1460
01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:38,910
They buy pooja items too?
1461
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,340
Sir, this is what we've always wanted,
1462
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:42,750
we celebrate their Eid,
and they celebrate our Diwali.
1463
01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:45,620
But when it's about marriage,
we should stick to our own faith.
1464
01:02:45,710 --> 01:02:46,670
- - Our own faith.
- Yes.
1465
01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:47,950
Got it, sir.
1466
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,950
You're absolutely right.
1467
01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:58,710
Son, Surleen liked you
the moment she saw your photo.
1468
01:02:59,670 --> 01:03:00,500
Mom!
1469
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:02,250
Son, you tell us,
1470
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,040
what do you think about our Surleen?
1471
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,370
He's over the moon.
1472
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:06,630
A tea drinker's been handed a smoothie â
1473
01:03:06,710 --> 01:03:07,750
what more could he want?
1474
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,790
We're talking about
your marriage, son.
1475
01:03:14,210 --> 01:03:16,040
Don't you think you should've
brought an elder along?
1476
01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:18,630
Uncle, he's an expert
when it comes to weddings.
1477
01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:19,620
You name it...
1478
01:03:19,710 --> 01:03:21,880
Hindu marriage, Muslim marriage,
Christian wedding...
1479
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:22,710
he's done them all.
1480
01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:23,950
He hasn't missed a single one.
1481
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,960
Done...
he means I have attended them all.
1482
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,870
Just like I'll attend his
Punjabi wedding.
1483
01:03:30,330 --> 01:03:31,740
Attend... he attended them.
1484
01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:33,450
Hello! Hi!
1485
01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:35,000
Sorry, Aunty, I'm late.
1486
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,240
Don't be late for her wedding.
1487
01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:38,620
No! Oh, Surleen,
you look so beautiful.
1488
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,340
Dear, meet him...
our future son-in-law.
1489
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:43,250
Hello.
1490
01:03:44,290 --> 01:03:45,290
This guy?
1491
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,080
You're marrying Surleen to him?
1492
01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:49,420
Yes, why?
1493
01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:51,340
He already has three wives!
1494
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:52,670
- - What?
- What?
1495
01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:53,880
- - What?
- What?
1496
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,160
You have three wives?
1497
01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:56,920
No Uncle, I don't even have one.
1498
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,030
He has three.
1499
01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,410
Forget him, no one
can have three wives.
1500
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,670
- - No one has a death wish.
- Right.
1501
01:04:00,790 --> 01:04:02,250
You've misunderstood, ma'am.
1502
01:04:02,290 --> 01:04:03,500
No misunderstanding.
1503
01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:07,370
I've seen three women
calling him Hubby.
1504
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,630
That's my name...
Harvinder Singh aka Hubby.
1505
01:04:09,710 --> 01:04:10,590
Everyone calls me Hubby.
1506
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:12,420
Yeah, even I call him Hubby.
1507
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,040
Does that make me his wife then?
1508
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,340
If you still don't trust him,
1509
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,590
then forget the whole thing.
1510
01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:19,250
- - Let's go, Hubby.
- What are you saying, bro?
1511
01:04:19,330 --> 01:04:20,370
We didn't come here to get insulted.
1512
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:21,460
I don't mind it.
1513
01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:22,880
Sit down, don't take
it the wrong way.
1514
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,540
No, no, we're not offended.
1515
01:04:24,710 --> 01:04:26,500
She runs an NGO...
1516
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:29,200
"Chase Away the Romeos
and Save the Daughter!"
1517
01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:32,080
She suspects everyone.
1518
01:04:32,170 --> 01:04:33,380
That is not right.
1519
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,840
Mr. Hubby, do you mind
if I take a picture of you?
1520
01:04:40,870 --> 01:04:41,870
Smile, please.
1521
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,290
Very good.
1522
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:46,460
I'll teach you a lesson later...
I'll expose you.
1523
01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:50,370
Why did D.D. call us here?
1524
01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:03,130
Come on, there's someone
I want you to meet.
1525
01:05:03,870 --> 01:05:05,200
Who does he want us to meet?
1526
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:13,580
Meet him...
1527
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:15,630
he's come all the way from Goa.
1528
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:17,210
Father Anthony.
1529
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,920
Father Anthony hasn't seen
the face of the man
1530
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,290
who kept changing his religion
and got married three times,
1531
01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:29,920
but he says he can recognize
him just by his voice.
1532
01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,490
Here, there's a confession written
on this paper. Read it.
1533
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:42,950
Read the confession.
1534
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,670
Read it.
1535
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,160
Begin.
1536
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,210
Father Anthony is listening...
speak up.
1537
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:03,670
The first...
1538
01:06:03,790 --> 01:06:07,090
The second...
1539
01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:08,840
The third...
1540
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,090
All alone!
1541
01:06:28,710 --> 01:06:29,960
Read the confession.
1542
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,630
Father Anthony is listening... speak up.
1543
01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:40,500
Read it.
1544
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,210
It's natural to get scared
when your friend's about to get caught.
1545
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:59,040
Look at poor Michael,
sweating bullets just because you got caught.
1546
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:01,670
- - I got caught?
- Yeah,
1547
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:05,740
You thought you can hide behind Michael?
1548
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,460
- - I...
- Read the confession.
1549
01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:09,710
Sir, I didn't...
1550
01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:11,840
Sit down and read the confession.
1551
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:23,170
Father, there's this girl I love.
1552
01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:24,960
For her, I turned from Hindu to Muslim,
1553
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,530
then to Christian.
1554
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,540
And now you have become a Sikh.
1555
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,630
No, Father, I have always been a Sikh.
1556
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,410
Really? Then read it.
1557
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,630
Father, I've made a huge mistake.
1558
01:07:40,710 --> 01:07:46,460
I've married three women
of three different faiths,
1559
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:50,620
but I still want a fourth.
1560
01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:51,710
I remember!
1561
01:07:52,830 --> 01:07:54,450
I remember it so clearly!
1562
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:57,120
He's not that Bhopali.
1563
01:07:57,670 --> 01:08:00,090
- - What?
- He's not that Bhopali.
1564
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,540
He's not our guy.
1565
01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:04,370
See sir, I told you it's not me.
1566
01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:07,090
But what made you suspect me?
1567
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,420
Actually,
a girl filed a complaint against him...
1568
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,040
Santosh, who works for some NGO.
1569
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,030
Sir, I am suspicious about a boy.
1570
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:17,460
He's already married thrice
and he is about to ruin another girl's life.
1571
01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:20,630
Call him to the police station, hang him
upside down and question him, sir.
1572
01:08:20,670 --> 01:08:22,340
- - Who is this boy?
- Show him the photo.
1573
01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:26,780
She filed a complaint
that you are married thrice...
1574
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,240
and are about to get married
for the fourth time.
1575
01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:30,880
But sorry, Hubby,
you aren't the one I'm looking for.
1576
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,630
I'm sorry, Father, for wasting your time.
1577
01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:34,710
No problem, David. No problem at all.
1578
01:08:34,830 --> 01:08:37,200
I just hope that man gets caught soon.
1579
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,500
By the way, who's this?
1580
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:44,750
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I forgot to introduce you to him.
1581
01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:47,580
Father, he is my brother-in-law Michael.
1582
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:48,660
Michael!
1583
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,750
I see! I see!
1584
01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:53,910
I heard from David how you saved Jenny,
married her.
1585
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,460
Very good boy.
1586
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,620
God bless you.
1587
01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,500
He can't talk?
1588
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:01,530
He does. Say something.
1589
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:03,740
He can't.
1590
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,290
He's observing a Maun Vrat today.
1591
01:09:05,370 --> 01:09:06,450
Silent fasting.
1592
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:10,840
Son, I know Maun Vrat is silent fasting!
1593
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,040
I know Hindi, Sanskrit too.
1594
01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:18,870
Anyway, Michael, a husband
who stays quiet lives longer.
1595
01:09:19,790 --> 01:09:20,960
Like the wise ones say,
1596
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,250
One moment of silence can bring
you a hundred moments of peace.
1597
01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:25,080
- - See!
- I know Punjabi too.
1598
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,490
Father knows a lot of language.
1599
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:28,080
Come Father, I'll drop you.
Please come with me.
1600
01:09:28,170 --> 01:09:30,000
I know. I know Sindhi also.
1601
01:09:32,370 --> 01:09:34,950
Let me drop you. Please come with me.
1602
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,090
Goddess saved me today.
1603
01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:42,590
Big time.
1604
01:09:42,790 --> 01:09:46,960
Glory to you, O Mother Gauri,
1605
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:52,590
Glory to you, O Holy Mother,
1606
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:56,580
They meditate upon
you every day and night,
1607
01:09:56,670 --> 01:10:00,590
They meditate upon
Mother every day and night,
1608
01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:04,790
The powerful trinity -
Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva.
1609
01:10:04,870 --> 01:10:09,580
Glory to you, O Mother Gauri,
1610
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:10,620
Say...
1611
01:10:16,330 --> 01:10:19,780
Glory to you, O Mother Gauri,
1612
01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:23,370
Glory to you, O Holy Mother,
1613
01:10:26,370 --> 01:10:28,280
God bless you with good fortune.
1614
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:30,250
May God bless you with a live long.
1615
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:32,700
May God bless you with prosperity.
1616
01:10:33,170 --> 01:10:36,130
This offering if for the couple.
1617
01:10:36,210 --> 01:10:37,630
- - Please make sure you consume it.
- Okay.
1618
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,240
Come home early.
1619
01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:42,880
We'll break our fast together
in the evening.
1620
01:10:44,330 --> 01:10:46,530
I'll eat it later,
I've kept a Roza (fast).
1621
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:47,920
Roza?
1622
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,490
I'm keeping a fast for my wife.
1623
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:53,080
You're fasting for me?
1624
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:53,920
Yes.
1625
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,170
If he's fasting for his wife
then he's obviously fasting for you.
1626
01:10:57,290 --> 01:11:00,290
It's not like he's some king
with three wives.
1627
01:11:00,370 --> 01:11:01,280
Well said, Uncle.
1628
01:11:01,370 --> 01:11:02,780
I was just about to say that.
1629
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:03,990
What were you going to say?
1630
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:05,960
Jai Mata Di (Glory to Mother Goddess).
1631
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,880
- - Jai Mata Di!
- Jai Mata Di!
1632
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:12,040
Mohan, don't forget to eat the offerings
or the whole thing would go wrong.
1633
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:14,000
Things are already going wrong,
I need to fix them.
1634
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,040
Huh?
1635
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:16,540
You have a banana?
1636
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,580
- - Jai Mata Di!
- Give me one more.
1637
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:19,990
- - Jai Mata Di!
- Jai Mata Di!
1638
01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:23,700
Get in the car, I'll go change.
1639
01:11:23,790 --> 01:11:24,790
Okay.
1640
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,090
Bye, Aunty.
1641
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,630
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm running late.
1642
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:33,920
Yeah Jenny, I'm coming.
1643
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,670
Jenny? Who's Jenny?
1644
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,040
It's Ruhi.
1645
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,130
Right, that's what I said, Ruhi...
who's Jenny?
1646
01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,170
You said, "Jenny, I'm coming."
1647
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,290
No, I said I'm just coming.
1648
01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,780
You're Ruhi and you're observing a fast.
1649
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:48,710
It's not your birthday, is it?
1650
01:11:48,790 --> 01:11:50,000
What are you saying?
1651
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,950
Anyway, that's why I called.
1652
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,460
We have to break the fast at 6:15 pm.
1653
01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:55,090
If you are running late,
you can break the fast wherever you are,
1654
01:11:55,330 --> 01:11:56,240
we'll have dinner together.
1655
01:11:56,330 --> 01:11:57,580
So sweet of you, darling.
1656
01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,370
You're the only one who understands me.
1657
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:00,340
Bye, see you in the evening.
1658
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:01,710
Okay, bye.
1659
01:12:01,790 --> 01:12:02,630
What happened?
1660
01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:03,790
I can break my fast at 6:15 pm.
1661
01:12:03,870 --> 01:12:04,910
Let's go, let's go, let's go already.
1662
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,250
I'm holding the Goddess's offerings,
1663
01:12:06,330 --> 01:12:07,410
and you've got to break your Roza
at 6:15pm.
1664
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:08,750
I have no idea how you're going
to juggle all this.
1665
01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:11,490
So sorry, guys, so sorry.
I'm-I'm-I'm late. I'm late.
1666
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:13,030
- - Happy birthday, darling.
- Michael!
1667
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,160
- - Happy birthday.
- Please come, please come, everyone.
1668
01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:15,670
- - Everyone, please come.
- Happy birthday!
1669
01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:16,630
Let's cut the cake.
1670
01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:17,670
- - Yes.
- Let's do this.
1671
01:12:20,710 --> 01:12:23,670
Happy birthday to you.
1672
01:12:23,830 --> 01:12:27,120
Jenny, happy birthday to you.
1673
01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:30,210
May God bless you, Jenny.
1674
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:33,040
May God bless you, Jenny.
1675
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,370
Say...
1676
01:12:39,670 --> 01:12:42,210
Happy birthday to you.
1677
01:12:42,290 --> 01:12:45,170
Happy birthday to you.
1678
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:51,380
Happy birthday dear Jenny,
happy birthday to you.
1679
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,000
Whoa!
1680
01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:54,670
Wait a minute.
1681
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,460
I can't eat your birthday cake
just like that...
1682
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,090
without saying something nice
about my wife.
1683
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,250
Oh!
1684
01:13:00,330 --> 01:13:02,080
I would like to say a few words
about Jenny.
1685
01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,280
Jenny, you might be the third one
in my life...
1686
01:13:05,420 --> 01:13:06,130
Huh?
1687
01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:10,710
I mean, after mom and dad...
1688
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:15,200
but for me, you're the first one.
1689
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:21,080
The first to go to church,
the first to pray for me.
1690
01:13:21,170 --> 01:13:24,290
Come on Michael,
every Christian girl does that.
1691
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,130
Just eat the cake.
1692
01:13:25,210 --> 01:13:26,960
He'll eat the cake, but the Roza...
1693
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,340
Roza?
1694
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:30,960
Roja. It's my favorite movie.
1695
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,500
I told him we'd watch it together
in the theatre on Jenny's birthday,
1696
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:36,950
but then someone told me
the movie left theatres 30 years ago.
1697
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,290
You can show it to her later.
1698
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,450
You can show her later.
1699
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,290
First, have the cake.
1700
01:13:41,370 --> 01:13:44,120
Cake... I'll eat it,
but before that, I'll make a vow.
1701
01:13:44,210 --> 01:13:46,000
Bro, you'll need more time...
one vow won't be enough.
1702
01:13:46,330 --> 01:13:49,410
Yeah, even an enemy can make one vow...
1703
01:13:49,580 --> 01:13:50,740
I'll make a couple of them.
1704
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:55,160
Jenny, I vow that I'll care
for your happiness before mine.
1705
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,130
How sweet...
1706
01:13:59,290 --> 01:13:59,960
And I vow...
1707
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,090
It's 6:15 pm...
1708
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,500
- - It's 6:15 pm...?
- Hmm.
1709
01:14:02,580 --> 01:14:03,530
It's 6:15...
1710
01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:09,200
And I vow that I won't waste
any more time and eat the cake!
1711
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:10,460
Happy birthday, darling.
1712
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,920
Yay!
1713
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,090
Happy birthday.
1714
01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:15,250
Thank you.
1715
01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:17,790
I too have got something for you.
1716
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,620
- - Hubby...
- Yes.
1717
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:22,780
Happy birthday, darling.
1718
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:24,500
Banana!
1719
01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:26,870
When God gives you a banana honey,
eat it as a holy offering, Jenny.
1720
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,130
But first, touch it to your forehead.
1721
01:14:29,830 --> 01:14:32,450
Michael, did you put on a tika?
(vermillion/injection shot)?
1722
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,210
No, the last shot I took was for corona.
1723
01:14:34,290 --> 01:14:35,540
The rest, I got as a kid.
1724
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:36,620
I'm not talking about that.
1725
01:14:37,290 --> 01:14:38,380
This red mark on your forehead...
1726
01:14:38,790 --> 01:14:39,790
My forehead?
1727
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:40,840
Is it too red?
1728
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:41,840
Yes.
1729
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,630
Oh, it gets red like that...
allergy, I think.
1730
01:14:47,670 --> 01:14:49,170
Allergy to what?
1731
01:14:49,370 --> 01:14:50,370
- - Well...
- To cake.
1732
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:51,420
- - Yeah.
- He just had some...
1733
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:52,000
so it got triggered.
1734
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,620
Actually, if it weren't Jenny's birthday,
I'd never eat it.
1735
01:14:55,870 --> 01:14:58,580
Baby... baby, that's so sweet of you.
1736
01:14:58,620 --> 01:14:59,620
It's okay, baby.
1737
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:02,330
I too have planned a gift for you.
1738
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:03,590
- - Seriously?
- Come.
1739
01:15:05,870 --> 01:15:07,580
Wait... wait a second...
1740
01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:10,630
Only the forehead turns red?
1741
01:15:11,330 --> 01:15:13,120
No, a few other places too.
1742
01:15:13,210 --> 01:15:15,460
But I can't really show those
in front of the guests.
1743
01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:16,420
Hey!
1744
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,500
Come.
1745
01:15:21,790 --> 01:15:24,500
Sir, his turns red, mine turns blue.
1746
01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:25,580
- - Want to see?
- Shut up.
1747
01:15:26,670 --> 01:15:27,840
Go offer cake to everyone.
1748
01:15:43,670 --> 01:15:44,920
And this is what I brought for you.
1749
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:46,880
This...?
1750
01:15:49,330 --> 01:15:51,280
Like you kept a fast for our marriage,
1751
01:15:51,790 --> 01:15:55,290
I did a Pooja (veneration) for my wife's
and my family's happiness.
1752
01:15:55,370 --> 01:15:56,240
Huh?
1753
01:15:56,670 --> 01:15:59,170
I worshipped, I prayed.
1754
01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:04,750
Our family will be complete only
when we have a child.
1755
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,790
A child?
1756
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,750
What's the rush?
1757
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:13,370
When there's a kid, a man thinks
at least four times before divorcing.
1758
01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:17,460
I want you to think twenty times.
1759
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:18,630
What do you mean?
1760
01:16:18,830 --> 01:16:20,530
I mean I want five kids.
1761
01:16:20,870 --> 01:16:22,410
Do you want to be a mother
or open a madrasa?
1762
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:23,620
Open a madrasa!
1763
01:16:27,170 --> 01:16:30,000
Saniya,
what the hell did you trap me into?
1764
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,530
Hey, make it a bit crisper.
1765
01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:39,120
Make it a bit crisper.
1766
01:16:39,210 --> 01:16:40,670
The pan's crisp too,
want me to bring that along?
1767
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:43,530
Ruhi, I...
1768
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:46,170
Biryani.
1769
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:47,710
No, the one eating it!
1770
01:16:47,790 --> 01:16:48,710
Rizwan.
1771
01:16:48,790 --> 01:16:50,170
Son, this is your abbu.
1772
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,250
Abbu?
1773
01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:53,750
Yeah, he's my aunt's son.
1774
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,590
She passed away,
so he's going to be living with us now.
1775
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,210
He's the one I mentioned last night.
1776
01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,530
You don't have any problem, right?
1777
01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:05,590
No, God sent me into this world,
Allah sent me to look after people.
1778
01:17:05,670 --> 01:17:07,000
So, I'll look after him as well.
1779
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,120
Go on, eat, son.
1780
01:17:08,210 --> 01:17:09,790
Son, say hello to Abbu.
1781
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,080
Hello, Abbu.
1782
01:17:11,170 --> 01:17:12,420
When are you going to get me sweets?
1783
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,880
Sweets? For what?
1784
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,340
You just became a father.
Sweets are a must!
1785
01:17:17,370 --> 01:17:18,200
Naughty.
1786
01:17:18,290 --> 01:17:19,170
You can surely have some sweets, son.
1787
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,210
Eat this first.
1788
01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:20,840
I'll get going now.
1789
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:21,840
Have some.
1790
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,380
No Ammi, I'll eat at the restaurant.
1791
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,460
Have some.
1792
01:17:25,210 --> 01:17:26,750
If he spares some, send it over.
1793
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,460
Go on, eat. Here, have this.
1794
01:17:32,330 --> 01:17:33,120
Which one do you want?
1795
01:17:33,210 --> 01:17:34,340
- - This one.
- Red?
1796
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:35,840
- - Yes, red.
- Say thank you.
1797
01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:38,080
Yes.
1798
01:17:38,170 --> 01:17:39,090
Good boy.
1799
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:40,630
Did everyone get it?
Yes?
1800
01:17:41,540 --> 01:17:42,460
Meera?
1801
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:44,420
Hey, you're home early.
1802
01:17:45,710 --> 01:17:46,920
How many aunts of yours died?
1803
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,840
Aunts?
1804
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,590
Those are your aunt's kids, right?
1805
01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:50,740
Why will they be my aunt's kids?
1806
01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:51,830
They're the neighborhood kids.
1807
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,170
I started giving tuition.
1808
01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:54,250
I see.
1809
01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:54,950
Nice kids.
1810
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,710
Hello, kids.
1811
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:57,540
- - Hi, Uncle.
- Kids, you can come back tomorrow.
1812
01:17:57,580 --> 01:17:58,990
- - Bye.
- Don't forget to finish your homework.
1813
01:17:59,120 --> 01:17:59,910
Bye, kids.
1814
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,040
- - Bye.
- Bye.
1815
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:01,950
Bye-bye.
1816
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:02,840
Bye-bye.
1817
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,960
- - Bye, sir, ma'am.
- Bye, son.
1818
01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:07,630
He's so cute.
1819
01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:10,880
Don't you think,
we should have one of our own?
1820
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,960
Pick one from these,
any decent one would do.
1821
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,540
I'm talking about our own child.
1822
01:18:15,580 --> 01:18:17,030
- - Our own child.
- Our own child.
1823
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,830
No, I want our own child.
1824
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,380
- - Fine, let me see.
- No, I want our own child.
1825
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,160
Father.
1826
01:18:25,710 --> 01:18:26,880
Look, Father's coughing again.
1827
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,460
Why won't you get him some medicine for it?
1828
01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:30,880
- - No need.
- Father.
1829
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:31,870
Bless you.
1830
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:33,170
Who says you don't need it?
1831
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:35,630
They stop romancing
as soon as you start coughing.
1832
01:18:35,710 --> 01:18:37,880
If they don't romance,
how will we get grandkids?
1833
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,090
I'll get some tea for him.
1834
01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:41,340
Add some black pepper in it...
to cure his cough.
1835
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:42,290
Sure, Mother.
1836
01:18:42,370 --> 01:18:43,740
Ma'am,
I brought your laundered clothes back.
1837
01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:45,950
- - All night you kept coughing on my face.
- Show them.
1838
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:46,960
Here you go.
1839
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:48,580
Please count them.
1840
01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:50,590
Wait, wait, wait...
1841
01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:52,250
Hey, this isn't ours.
1842
01:18:52,330 --> 01:18:54,240
It was in your clothes, ma'am.
1843
01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:55,490
But it's a Muslim cap.
1844
01:18:55,710 --> 01:18:57,340
No one here wears that.
1845
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:58,750
It's yours.
1846
01:18:58,830 --> 01:19:00,160
You have lost your mind.
1847
01:19:00,290 --> 01:19:02,630
You mixed up our clothes
with someone else's clothes?
1848
01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:05,290
No, I wash this pant all the time.
1849
01:19:05,370 --> 01:19:06,200
It was in it.
1850
01:19:06,290 --> 01:19:07,090
That's Mohan's pant.
1851
01:19:07,170 --> 01:19:08,000
That's what I said.
1852
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:09,620
This is brother Mohan's pant.
1853
01:19:09,710 --> 01:19:10,880
Mohan's pant?
1854
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:11,790
My pant?
1855
01:19:11,870 --> 01:19:13,200
How is that possible?
1856
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,370
Have you ever seen me wearing
a cap like that?
1857
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,540
But it came from your pant.
1858
01:19:16,580 --> 01:19:18,240
Why're you trying to prove it?
1859
01:19:18,330 --> 01:19:20,280
We said it's not ours,
just take it and leave.
1860
01:19:20,370 --> 01:19:21,620
- - Take this.
- Wait.
1861
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:22,920
Go.
1862
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:24,460
Give me that cap.
1863
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,340
Here...
1864
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:31,700
Wear it.
1865
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:32,710
Me?
1866
01:19:32,790 --> 01:19:34,880
Yes, you... wear it.
1867
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,170
Wow, it fits perfectly.
1868
01:19:44,790 --> 01:19:46,500
Mohan's mother, come here.
1869
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,990
Now twist your face, like this.
1870
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,080
Twist it like this!
1871
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:06,210
Brother, do this.
1872
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,000
Don't you have any shame?
1873
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,120
How can you make a face
in front of elders?
1874
01:20:09,210 --> 01:20:11,210
- - Sorry.
- You do it... like this.
1875
01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:13,590
Like this? Like this, Father?
1876
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:15,200
See, even she's doing it.
1877
01:20:15,290 --> 01:20:16,130
Come on, now you do it.
1878
01:20:16,210 --> 01:20:18,130
Close one eye and do this.
1879
01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:21,340
Mom, look at them,
they're acting like kids.
1880
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,340
Old guys act like this
when there's no kid at home.
1881
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:24,920
What?
1882
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,380
Yes. Why are you doing this?
1883
01:20:26,790 --> 01:20:29,170
You don't get what I'm trying to do.
1884
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:30,590
Come on, do it. Make a face.
1885
01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:32,330
Close one of your eyes and do this.
1886
01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:34,950
Like this?
1887
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,170
Like this.
1888
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:38,750
Like this?
1889
01:20:39,290 --> 01:20:40,290
Like this.
1890
01:20:40,370 --> 01:20:41,580
I can't do it.
1891
01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:43,120
Take this, I have a lot of stuff to do.
1892
01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:45,000
- - He keeps asking me to make a face!
- Hey!
1893
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,080
Mohan!
1894
01:20:50,210 --> 01:20:50,710
Excuse me.
1895
01:20:50,790 --> 01:20:51,540
Good day, Soham.
1896
01:20:51,620 --> 01:20:52,490
Thank you, ma'am.
1897
01:20:52,710 --> 01:20:53,540
Thank you.
1898
01:20:57,170 --> 01:20:58,540
Excuse me, ma'am.
1899
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:00,670
- - You?
- You!
1900
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:03,450
We're both Hubby's wives... remember?
1901
01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:04,960
Of course, how can I forget that?
1902
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,960
- - Everyone was so confused.
- Especially that taxi driver.
1903
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:09,420
Oh, my God!
1904
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,420
So, what brings you here?
1905
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,790
I came here for my son's admission.
1906
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:14,780
Your son?
1907
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,240
I mean my aunt's son.
1908
01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:19,450
My aunt passed away
so he's living with us now.
1909
01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:20,500
Oh, so sorry.
1910
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:22,670
He missed school because of it.
1911
01:21:22,870 --> 01:21:24,280
He might take some time to catch up.
1912
01:21:24,370 --> 01:21:25,990
Please do the best you can.
1913
01:21:27,170 --> 01:21:27,920
No problem.
1914
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,750
If you want you can send him to my house
for tuition from today itself.
1915
01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:32,130
Right?
1916
01:21:32,210 --> 01:21:34,380
You come too along,
we'll have some tea and chitchat.
1917
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:35,340
Okay. Done.
1918
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,500
I'll send you my address.
1919
01:21:47,790 --> 01:21:48,710
Bye, baby.
1920
01:21:48,790 --> 01:21:49,590
Bye.
1921
01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:50,660
Bye, see you.
1922
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:53,080
Glory to Lord Ganesha!
1923
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,500
Michael...?
1924
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,710
He's the guy in charge here?
1925
01:21:57,870 --> 01:21:59,700
I mean, of course I'm Christian...
1926
01:22:00,170 --> 01:22:01,130
Did I say anything?
1927
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,630
No, but you're a cop's sister,
who knows what might make you suspicious.
1928
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:05,040
You think I doubt you?
1929
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,740
- - No, I just...
- I was saying I'll be late,
1930
01:22:06,830 --> 01:22:08,080
so I'll see you in the evening, okay?
1931
01:22:08,170 --> 01:22:09,000
- - Oh, okay. See you.
- Bye.
1932
01:22:12,790 --> 01:22:13,500
Yes, Meera?
1933
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,950
You're picking me up from school, right?
1934
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:15,710
Yes, I'm on my way.
1935
01:22:15,790 --> 01:22:17,290
- - I've been waiting.
- I'm coming.
1936
01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:30,920
[Indistinct Chatter]
1937
01:22:31,710 --> 01:22:33,380
[Indistinct Chatter]
1938
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:36,580
Mehmood?
1939
01:22:37,670 --> 01:22:38,590
What are you doing here?
1940
01:22:38,670 --> 01:22:40,170
What are you doing here?
1941
01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,000
I... I came here for Rizwan's admission.
1942
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:42,870
You didn't enroll him, did you?
1943
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,340
This school's reputation's bad.
1944
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:46,170
The principal eloped
with a student's mother.
1945
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,040
No, that's not true. It's a great school.
1946
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:50,450
In fact, one of the teachers
is my friend, Meera.
1947
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:51,210
Come, I'll introduce you.
1948
01:22:51,290 --> 01:22:52,340
I don't want to meet anyone.
1949
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:53,040
- - Let's go home.
- Let's go?
1950
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:53,950
Rizwan must be hungry.
1951
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,170
I'm not hungry.
1952
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:56,590
You're not hungry today?
1953
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,670
How'd you know I'd be here?
1954
01:23:01,790 --> 01:23:03,210
That's just how lucky I am...
1955
01:23:03,290 --> 01:23:05,540
I go looking for one,
end up finding another.
1956
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:07,120
Not another, your wife.
1957
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,340
Yeah, same thing.
1958
01:23:20,870 --> 01:23:22,620
Ammi, do I have to start attending
the tuition classes from today itself?
1959
01:23:22,710 --> 01:23:24,670
Yes, you have missed school
for six months.
1960
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,710
You will have to attend them.
1961
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:27,290
Go and pack your school bag.
1962
01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:31,920
Meera, sorry, I got late.
1963
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:32,960
I'll be there in a bit.
1964
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,670
I'm home.
You too come soon.
1965
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:35,960
Father's gone...
1966
01:23:36,670 --> 01:23:38,000
What! Father!
1967
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,450
I'm coming right away.
1968
01:23:41,370 --> 01:23:43,910
Hubby, come home right away.
Father's not well.
1969
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,040
- - What?
- Come home right away.
1970
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,280
I'll talk to you once I get there.
1971
01:23:50,170 --> 01:23:51,170
Meera!
1972
01:23:51,790 --> 01:23:52,590
Meera!
1973
01:23:53,750 --> 01:23:54,790
Meera!
1974
01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:10,490
Meera?
1975
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:14,750
You said Father's gone?
1976
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,280
Yeah, to the market with Mother.
1977
01:24:21,330 --> 01:24:22,240
You are just too much...
1978
01:24:22,330 --> 01:24:23,990
It's difficult to get hold
of you these days.
1979
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:36,040
Oh, with eyes that steal
your restless heart,
1980
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:45,670
Hold me close before the lightning start.
1981
01:24:46,370 --> 01:24:55,240
I'm young, alive, with grace untold,
1982
01:24:55,420 --> 01:25:03,710
I'm blessed with beauty, bright and bold.
1983
01:25:14,290 --> 01:25:18,790
My love, I am intoxicating,
1984
01:25:18,870 --> 01:25:22,740
I'm ready and waiting,
1985
01:25:22,830 --> 01:25:26,580
I am fresh and refreshing too,
1986
01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:29,620
I've turned to bloom, a rose in hue,
1987
01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:33,460
I'll be your rose,
take me in your arms divine,
1988
01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:37,380
Let your magic weave with mine.
1989
01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:41,460
I'll be your rose,
take me in your arms divine,
1990
01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:45,000
Let your magic weave with mine.
1991
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:52,590
Let me show you a sight so rare,
1992
01:25:52,670 --> 01:25:56,380
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
1993
01:25:56,460 --> 01:26:00,340
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
1994
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:04,040
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
1995
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:08,700
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
1996
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:33,780
You can fall like the rain tonight,
1997
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:41,170
Hold me close till the morning light.
1998
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:49,700
In the dark, with every lamp turned off,
1999
01:26:50,290 --> 01:26:55,920
Come closer, let the distance fall off.
2000
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:02,130
I am perfume, I smell sweet and true,
2001
01:27:02,210 --> 01:27:05,710
Wear me, beloved, I'm made for you.
2002
01:27:05,790 --> 01:27:09,880
I am perfume, I smell sweet and true,
2003
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,340
Wear me, beloved, I'm made for you.
2004
01:27:13,420 --> 01:27:20,920
Let me show you a sight so rare,
2005
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,750
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
2006
01:27:24,830 --> 01:27:28,620
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
2007
01:27:28,670 --> 01:27:32,500
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
2008
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:36,990
Come on, let's have fun without a care.
2009
01:27:41,170 --> 01:27:42,090
Abba!
2010
01:27:46,370 --> 01:27:47,280
Abba?
2011
01:27:47,710 --> 01:27:48,790
He's my husband.
2012
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,120
Who's your Abba?
2013
01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:56,290
Oh with his back on me,
I thought he was my abba.
2014
01:27:56,460 --> 01:27:58,590
He has the same vest.
2015
01:27:59,670 --> 01:28:00,460
I see.
2016
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,750
He might have the same vest,
2017
01:28:01,830 --> 01:28:03,080
- - but he doesn't have the same face, right?
- Yeah.
2018
01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:03,880
Yeah.
2019
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:04,710
Yeah.
2020
01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:06,290
What yeah?
2021
01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:07,990
No, the face's totally different.
2022
01:28:08,790 --> 01:28:10,380
See? The face's totally different.
2023
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:13,130
In this world, there are seven people
who look exactly alike.
2024
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:16,080
So if one day you see someone
with my face with another woman,
2025
01:28:16,210 --> 01:28:17,790
don't start doubting me.
2026
01:28:17,870 --> 01:28:18,660
I don't doubt you.
2027
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:22,590
You never know with wives, no one can
tell what might trigger suspicion.
2028
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,090
Son, will you come at this time every day?
2029
01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,670
- - No, he just came early today.
- I see.
2030
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:30,000
Then from tomorrow,
I'll call him a little later.
2031
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,030
Go home, son.
2032
01:28:31,210 --> 01:28:32,380
Can I drop you home, Rizwan?
2033
01:28:32,710 --> 01:28:33,590
Wait...
2034
01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:35,630
How do you know his name?
2035
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:38,000
His name...
2036
01:28:38,830 --> 01:28:40,080
it's on his bag.
2037
01:28:40,170 --> 01:28:40,960
Show it to her.
2038
01:28:41,540 --> 01:28:42,420
See?
2039
01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:45,200
No, but the bag is on his back.
2040
01:28:45,670 --> 01:28:47,040
When did you read his name?
2041
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,040
When he came in...
2042
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:49,660
Okay.
2043
01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:51,380
- - He was holding his bag in the front.
- Okay.
2044
01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:52,130
Right?
2045
01:28:52,210 --> 01:28:53,880
Yes, I was. Uncle is right.
2046
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:54,880
Yes.
2047
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:55,750
Brother!
2048
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,630
He could never get my name right.
2049
01:28:57,710 --> 01:28:59,000
He's gone before he ever could.
2050
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,450
He's not gone.
2051
01:29:01,210 --> 01:29:02,460
Tell him where Father is.
2052
01:29:02,870 --> 01:29:03,870
Where is he?
2053
01:29:04,870 --> 01:29:05,620
Bye.
2054
01:29:08,830 --> 01:29:10,080
I nearly died.
2055
01:29:10,420 --> 01:29:11,590
- - How?
- Look over here.
2056
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:17,030
Rizwan, my child...
2057
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,240
What is he doing here?
2058
01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:19,620
What is he doing here?
2059
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:23,370
Why'd you drag me all the way out here?
2060
01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:25,670
Son, we just came to make you understand,
2061
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,420
if you tell anyone
that this man's got three wives...
2062
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:30,290
Three wives?
2063
01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:32,080
Two! Two! What are you saying?
2064
01:29:32,170 --> 01:29:33,170
Yeah, two.
2065
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,340
If you tell anyone,
2066
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:38,590
I'll strip you naked
and throw you in the lake.
2067
01:29:38,620 --> 01:29:39,370
Wait...
2068
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,590
The state I caught him,
2069
01:29:42,170 --> 01:29:44,170
shouldn't I be the one
getting threatened him?
2070
01:29:44,290 --> 01:29:45,250
You are right, son.
2071
01:29:45,330 --> 01:29:46,740
That was his idea.
2072
01:29:46,830 --> 01:29:48,280
I brought you here just
for a boat ride, really.
2073
01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:50,080
I love you, kid.
2074
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:52,420
You want your abbu dead?
2075
01:29:52,670 --> 01:29:53,210
Right.
2076
01:29:53,290 --> 01:29:56,750
If you tell Ruhi or Meera about this,
I'll jump straight into this lake.
2077
01:29:56,830 --> 01:29:57,700
Wait...
2078
01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:00,240
If you jump, who'll buy me a PS5?
2079
01:30:01,170 --> 01:30:02,000
PS5?
2080
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:03,990
We grew up playing marbles, son.
2081
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:05,160
How about a bicycle instead?
2082
01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:06,130
- - Yes, a bicycle?
- A bicycle?
2083
01:30:06,210 --> 01:30:07,630
- - Yeah.
- I'm not a kid.
2084
01:30:07,710 --> 01:30:09,210
Then take a truck, run it over me
2085
01:30:09,290 --> 01:30:10,590
- - and crush your father.
- Go.
2086
01:30:11,170 --> 01:30:12,210
Listen son,
2087
01:30:12,580 --> 01:30:15,160
Hubby, get him whatever he wants.
2088
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,290
Okay?
2089
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:17,420
Done, son.
2090
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:18,960
Don't tell anyone, okay?
2091
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:19,960
- - I won't.
- Promise.
2092
01:30:20,290 --> 01:30:20,840
Okay.
2093
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:21,840
Good boy.
2094
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:22,420
Love you.
2095
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,750
- - He's such a good boy.
- Let's go home now.
2096
01:30:23,830 --> 01:30:25,030
A very good boy.
2097
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,580
He wants a PS5, huh?
2098
01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:30,000
What games are you planning to play?
2099
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:30,740
FIFA.
2100
01:30:30,830 --> 01:30:32,700
The same games you're already playing
with your father?
2101
01:30:32,830 --> 01:30:34,530
I've got you everything you asked for.
2102
01:30:34,580 --> 01:30:35,490
Are you happy now?
2103
01:30:35,580 --> 01:30:36,030
Yeah.
2104
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,370
Now you won't tell anyone
how many wives your father has, right?
2105
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,170
No, I won't.
2106
01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:42,170
- - Very good.
- Oh no.
2107
01:30:42,250 --> 01:30:44,670
Madam, three wives and now a kid.
2108
01:30:44,750 --> 01:30:46,040
Impossible!
2109
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,580
I should call Surleen right away.
2110
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:50,130
Hello, Surleen?
2111
01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:51,250
Yes.
2112
01:30:51,370 --> 01:30:52,450
You didn't get engaged to the guy, did you?
2113
01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,920
- - Why?
- Call it off.
2114
01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:59,840
Your man's got three accounts
and one small FD too.
2115
01:31:00,250 --> 01:31:02,130
- - I mean he's also got a child.
- Yes.
2116
01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:03,130
He has a child.
2117
01:31:03,210 --> 01:31:03,960
Do you have any proof?
2118
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:05,340
What? Proof?
2119
01:31:05,790 --> 01:31:07,040
I will send you the proof.
2120
01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:08,790
I'll send it on time.
Okay?
2121
01:31:08,870 --> 01:31:11,530
Then everything'll be milk and milk,
and water and water.
2122
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:13,450
She means everything
will be crystal clear.
2123
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:15,000
- - Same thing.
- Listen...
2124
01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:19,670
- - Bye-bye.
- Bye.
2125
01:31:21,580 --> 01:31:22,410
Good morning, ma'am.
2126
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,710
Good morning, kids.
2127
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:27,950
Meera...
2128
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,540
- - your purse. You always forget.
- So sorry.
2129
01:31:30,620 --> 01:31:31,580
Okay, bye.
2130
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:32,870
- - Good morning, ma'am.
- Good morning.
2131
01:31:33,210 --> 01:31:34,090
Hello.
2132
01:31:34,170 --> 01:31:35,590
Actually, my husband Mohan.
2133
01:31:35,620 --> 01:31:36,330
Hello.
2134
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:37,590
Good you came here.
2135
01:31:37,670 --> 01:31:39,250
We're holding a blood donation camp today.
2136
01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:39,990
Oh nice.
2137
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:42,410
You must help us in this noble cause.
2138
01:31:42,870 --> 01:31:44,620
Meera, I'll catch you later.
2139
01:31:44,670 --> 01:31:45,540
Sure.
2140
01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:46,280
I'll get going as well.
2141
01:31:46,420 --> 01:31:47,040
No! Where are you going?
2142
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:48,740
Didn't you hear her? It's a noble cause.
2143
01:31:48,830 --> 01:31:49,530
Come on, donate your blood.
2144
01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,450
Ever since I got married,
I've stopped producing blood.
2145
01:31:51,790 --> 01:31:52,960
I haven't drained you that much.
2146
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:53,920
Let's go.
2147
01:31:58,710 --> 01:31:59,540
What is his name?
2148
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:01,620
Mohan Sharma.
2149
01:32:01,710 --> 01:32:02,420
My husband.
2150
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:04,460
Mohan Sharma.
What's his age?
2151
01:32:04,710 --> 01:32:05,790
- - 32.
- 32.
2152
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,170
Ma'am, principal maam's calling you.
2153
01:32:08,330 --> 01:32:09,030
I'm coming.
2154
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:11,700
"You give me blood, I give you freedom."
2155
01:32:11,790 --> 01:32:12,590
What will you say?
2156
01:32:12,670 --> 01:32:15,000
"You give me biryani, I'm feeling hungry."
2157
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:17,240
Oh God, where's the tiffin?
2158
01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:19,040
Near the coffee counter.
2159
01:32:19,290 --> 01:32:20,840
Come on, give me an energy drink.
2160
01:32:21,580 --> 01:32:22,740
- - Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.
2161
01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:26,590
Mehmood?
2162
01:32:27,330 --> 01:32:28,490
What am I doing here?
2163
01:32:28,580 --> 01:32:29,580
What are you doing here?
2164
01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:30,700
What are you doing here?
2165
01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:32,710
I came to take you home.
2166
01:32:32,790 --> 01:32:34,210
They're taking people's blood here.
2167
01:32:34,290 --> 01:32:35,420
- - Let's go home.
- They aren't taking anyone's blood forcibly.
2168
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:36,340
It's a blood donation camp.
2169
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:37,170
You have to donate blood. Let's go.
2170
01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:38,040
I already did.
2171
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,200
There's no way you already did.
Let's go.
2172
01:32:39,290 --> 01:32:40,340
You can ask them.
2173
01:32:42,540 --> 01:32:44,090
- - He will feel a little weak.
- Sir, sir...
2174
01:32:44,170 --> 01:32:45,500
- - Did he donate?
- Who?
2175
01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:48,830
He's always so scared.
2176
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:50,040
Did he donate?
2177
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:51,620
He is...?
2178
01:32:52,540 --> 01:32:53,960
Mehmood, my husband.
2179
01:32:59,330 --> 01:33:02,450
Mohan's has... but Mehmood hasn't.
2180
01:33:02,540 --> 01:33:03,340
I knew it.
2181
01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:04,920
Come on, go and donate blood.
2182
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:09,380
- - B block.
- Okay.
2183
01:33:10,330 --> 01:33:11,580
- - How old is he?
- 32.
2184
01:33:14,370 --> 01:33:15,280
Same.
2185
01:33:16,830 --> 01:33:17,700
Go on.
2186
01:33:18,290 --> 01:33:19,290
Keep going straight.
2187
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,630
Mr. Gupta, this is the final list.
2188
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:22,950
Meera!
2189
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:23,830
Ruhi!
2190
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:25,290
- - Hi!
- You donated your blood?
2191
01:33:25,370 --> 01:33:27,450
Not yet, my husband's donating right now.
2192
01:33:27,540 --> 01:33:29,460
My husband too donated it.
2193
01:33:29,540 --> 01:33:30,590
He must be around.
2194
01:33:30,670 --> 01:33:31,340
I can't see him.
2195
01:33:31,420 --> 01:33:32,790
- - He's here?
- Yes.
2196
01:33:32,870 --> 01:33:33,870
Let's make them meet each other then.
2197
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:35,210
- - Finally.
- Come.
2198
01:33:35,290 --> 01:33:38,630
Meera, meet Jenny
from Criticare Asia Hospital.
2199
01:33:38,790 --> 01:33:39,420
- - Hi.
- Hi!
2200
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:41,460
She's the one who organized this camp.
2201
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,380
- - Hello.
- Hello.
2202
01:33:43,460 --> 01:33:44,590
How lovely.
2203
01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:46,490
Your hospital does a lot of charity,
2204
01:33:46,580 --> 01:33:48,830
and now this camp gave us a chance
to help too.
2205
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,960
Thank you so much, Jenny.
2206
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,960
I should be the one thanking you guys.
2207
01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:53,910
The response
from your school's been great.
2208
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,840
And the teachers are really cooperative.
2209
01:33:58,170 --> 01:33:59,590
Where's Dr. Anjali?
2210
01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,000
A block.
2211
01:34:01,290 --> 01:34:02,250
- - I'll see you.
- See you.
2212
01:34:02,330 --> 01:34:03,370
Bye.
2213
01:34:04,790 --> 01:34:05,960
Don't you guys have straws?
2214
01:34:11,670 --> 01:34:12,590
Michael?
2215
01:34:12,670 --> 01:34:13,590
You...?
2216
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,210
You too are here?
2217
01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:17,000
Yeah, I organized this camp.
2218
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,620
I already gave my blood twice.
2219
01:34:18,670 --> 01:34:19,540
I'm not giving it again.
2220
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,580
Twice? When?
2221
01:34:21,710 --> 01:34:24,630
Once when I was 18,
and once when I was 24.
2222
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:26,500
You can donate every three months.
Let's go.
2223
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:29,280
Every three months,
not every three minutes!
2224
01:34:29,420 --> 01:34:30,500
I've already donated my blood.
2225
01:34:30,580 --> 01:34:31,450
Has he donated?
2226
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:33,460
He is...?
2227
01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:34,840
Michael, my husband.
2228
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:38,130
Oh... Michael.
2229
01:34:38,330 --> 01:34:39,580
Mohan and Mehmood are done, but...
2230
01:34:39,620 --> 01:34:40,910
Michael hasn't, right?
2231
01:34:41,420 --> 01:34:42,000
Fine, I'll donate!
2232
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,080
If Mohan and Mehmood can donate
then why not Michael as well?
2233
01:34:44,170 --> 01:34:44,840
Where do I go?
2234
01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:45,880
C block.
2235
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:47,790
Fine, I'll see your later!
2236
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:49,160
Age 32, right?
2237
01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:50,500
Good guess.
2238
01:34:50,580 --> 01:34:51,580
Yes.
2239
01:34:55,830 --> 01:34:59,410
"You give me blood, I give you freedom!"
2240
01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:06,090
"See no evil, speak no evil,
hear no evil."
2241
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,130
"No religion is greater
than non-violence."
2242
01:35:11,250 --> 01:35:13,590
'Kids, you are the future of my country."
2243
01:35:13,620 --> 01:35:15,870
"You will build my dream India."
2244
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:28,960
Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael...
2245
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:34,710
If it were just about donating blood,
I'd praise you.
2246
01:35:35,330 --> 01:35:36,870
But cheating three women?
2247
01:35:39,210 --> 01:35:40,500
It's not so, brother.
2248
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:43,250
They formed a kitty party...
I just came out the winner.
2249
01:35:43,710 --> 01:35:44,790
They're all happy.
2250
01:35:44,870 --> 01:35:46,660
Fine, I'll ask them myself.
2251
01:35:46,870 --> 01:35:49,450
- - Wait... what do you want?
- "Long live revolution!"
2252
01:35:51,170 --> 01:35:52,340
Rs. 50,000.
2253
01:35:52,670 --> 01:35:54,210
How about if I pay Rs.500 a month?
2254
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,040
You think I'm a beggar or what?
2255
01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:58,630
I'm thinking Rs. 50,000 every month.
2256
01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:01,660
And I'm thinking of strangling you,
2257
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:03,540
once I can get my hands on your neck.
2258
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:09,340
Fine, we'll see whose neck
gets grabbed soon enough.
2259
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,380
I'll expose you in public.
2260
01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:14,170
A huge round of applause for all the kids.
2261
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:19,170
Excuse me, ma'am.
2262
01:36:20,830 --> 01:36:23,780
Don't go anywhere,
the climax's still to come.
2263
01:36:24,290 --> 01:36:28,380
And now, let's meet a man...
2264
01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:33,580
who's married three times,
in three different faiths...
2265
01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:39,170
and whose three wives
have no clue about it.
2266
01:36:40,290 --> 01:36:41,880
But today, they'll know the truth.
2267
01:36:42,670 --> 01:36:45,250
That man is right here among us.
2268
01:36:46,540 --> 01:36:47,630
Why are you standing there?
2269
01:36:47,710 --> 01:36:48,710
Come up, everyone would love to meet you.
2270
01:36:48,790 --> 01:36:50,040
Come on the stage.
2271
01:36:50,120 --> 01:36:51,120
Please, join us.
2272
01:36:53,170 --> 01:36:54,170
Come on.
2273
01:37:02,370 --> 01:37:03,410
Mohan?
2274
01:37:05,330 --> 01:37:06,370
Mehmood?
2275
01:37:06,830 --> 01:37:07,780
Michael?
2276
01:37:09,790 --> 01:37:12,290
Why do you all look so surprised?
2277
01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:15,500
You all know me.
2278
01:37:16,870 --> 01:37:18,120
I'm your Mohan,
2279
01:37:19,870 --> 01:37:21,030
your Mehmood,
2280
01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:23,660
and your Michael too.
2281
01:37:25,790 --> 01:37:28,380
I'm Jain, I'm Sikh,
2282
01:37:28,830 --> 01:37:31,370
I'm North, I'm South,
2283
01:37:32,330 --> 01:37:34,620
I'm East and I'm West.
2284
01:37:35,370 --> 01:37:37,910
Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, Maratha.
2285
01:37:38,250 --> 01:37:39,670
I'm your Hindustan!
2286
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:53,040
Someone said I have three homes...
2287
01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:57,500
No, I embraced all cultures.
2288
01:37:58,460 --> 01:38:02,630
Sikh, Jain, Parsi... they're all mine.
2289
01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:04,630
I don't belong to one.
2290
01:38:04,790 --> 01:38:07,790
I belong to everyone
and everyone belongs to me.
2291
01:38:08,790 --> 01:38:11,170
With one I pray,
2292
01:38:12,460 --> 01:38:14,290
with another I bow in worship,
2293
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:18,170
and with another I touch
my heart and say, God bless.
2294
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:22,160
I'm Christmas, I'm Diwali
2295
01:38:22,620 --> 01:38:24,990
I'm Eid, I'm Baisakhi...
2296
01:38:25,670 --> 01:38:28,630
I belong to all faiths,
and all of you belong to me.
2297
01:38:28,710 --> 01:38:30,630
Because I'm your Hindustan.
2298
01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:32,740
Jai Hind!
2299
01:38:33,330 --> 01:38:34,780
He's my husband.
2300
01:38:36,210 --> 01:38:38,130
I'm so proud of you, Michael.
2301
01:38:38,210 --> 01:38:39,460
Michael?
2302
01:38:39,870 --> 01:38:41,410
That's my husband.
2303
01:38:41,790 --> 01:38:43,000
PS5!
2304
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:43,830
What?
2305
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:45,630
My PS5's here!
2306
01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:47,000
Great, Mr. Gupta.
2307
01:38:47,370 --> 01:38:50,830
We couldn't have asked for a better finale
to the fancy dress competition than this.
2308
01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,170
Well...
2309
01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:56,880
Ladies and gentlemen,
2310
01:38:57,120 --> 01:38:59,950
please welcome our chief guest
for the evening...
2311
01:39:00,370 --> 01:39:03,830
Mr. Sukhvinder Singh Gill
and his daughter, Simran.
2312
01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:38,840
Saniya?!
2313
01:39:43,170 --> 01:39:44,590
Saniya!
2314
01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:47,130
Saniya!
2315
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:48,670
Saniya!
2316
01:39:48,870 --> 01:39:50,780
- - Stay back. Stay back.
- Saniya!
2317
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:53,040
Saniya! Wait, sir. Saniya!
2318
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:53,830
Where do you think you are going?
2319
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:55,210
- - Stay back.
- Can't you hear me?
2320
01:39:55,290 --> 01:39:56,170
Move back.
2321
01:39:57,170 --> 01:39:58,710
Ishaan as Bhagat Singh.
2322
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:02,660
- - Ridhaan as Nehru-ji.
- Hubby, something unbelievable just happened.
2323
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:04,040
You won't believe this...
2324
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,990
- - Janvi as Rani Laxmibai.
- I found Saniya.
2325
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:06,910
What?
2326
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:08,090
She's right here in front of me,
2327
01:40:08,170 --> 01:40:09,670
- - Rahul as Rabindranath Tagore.
- at Meera's school.
2328
01:40:09,750 --> 01:40:10,670
Get here, fast.
2329
01:40:11,290 --> 01:40:12,090
Yes.
2330
01:40:27,870 --> 01:40:30,120
Hey, who are you guys?
2331
01:40:30,540 --> 01:40:32,920
I noticed you following our cars.
2332
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:33,840
What do you want?
2333
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:35,880
Sir, that girl with Mr. Gill is my Saniya.
2334
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:37,090
Who's Saniya?
2335
01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:39,460
She's Mr. Gill's daughter, Simran.
2336
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:40,960
No, sir, she's Saniya.
2337
01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:41,920
I love her.
2338
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:43,540
Have you lost your mind?
2339
01:40:43,620 --> 01:40:45,490
He's telling the truth, sir.
She's Saniya.
2340
01:40:45,580 --> 01:40:46,780
Shut up and get out of here.
2341
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:48,420
I'm not leaving without meeting her.
2342
01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:50,340
So, you're not going to leave, huh?
2343
01:40:50,830 --> 01:40:51,740
Huh?
2344
01:40:51,830 --> 01:40:53,160
Cut my head off if you want,
2345
01:40:53,670 --> 01:40:56,880
but she's my Saniya
and I'm not leaving without meeting her.
2346
01:41:13,420 --> 01:41:14,880
You might be right, son.
2347
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:18,290
She isn't Simran and she's your Saniya.
2348
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:22,120
But she's forgotten everything.
2349
01:41:22,460 --> 01:41:23,340
How?
2350
01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:25,290
God knows if it was an accident...
2351
01:41:26,460 --> 01:41:28,090
or something worse.
2352
01:41:28,870 --> 01:41:33,030
She was unconscious
when Mr. Gill found her.
2353
01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:37,170
She got treated, but she lost her memory.
2354
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:43,090
She didn't remember anything...
neither her name nor old her life.
2355
01:41:43,670 --> 01:41:46,840
Mr. Gill gave her a new one, Simran.
2356
01:41:47,460 --> 01:41:49,040
Now she's his daughter,
2357
01:41:49,710 --> 01:41:55,040
and he's going to marrying her
into a reputed Sikh family.
2358
01:41:57,500 --> 01:42:01,250
No problem, sir, Sardar Manjeet Singh
is ready to marry Simran.
2359
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,210
Who's he?
2360
01:42:03,670 --> 01:42:04,710
Your brother.
2361
01:42:05,620 --> 01:42:06,870
So now you're going to be a Sikh?
2362
01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:10,290
Love isn't about changing;
it's about accepting, Hubby.
2363
01:42:10,620 --> 01:42:12,030
Well said, son.
2364
01:42:12,620 --> 01:42:16,200
We don't choose who we worship...
2365
01:42:17,210 --> 01:42:22,090
He chooses how
He wants to be worshipped through us.
2366
01:42:22,250 --> 01:42:23,210
Well said, sir.
2367
01:42:23,710 --> 01:42:25,790
Please bless him, sir.
2368
01:42:26,120 --> 01:42:27,530
May God bless you.
2369
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:29,250
Thank you, sir.
2370
01:42:50,580 --> 01:42:54,030
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,
2371
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:59,080
He found his destiny, his guiding light.
2372
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:05,630
The thirsty found a river deep,
2373
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:09,250
The weary at last found relief.
2374
01:43:10,330 --> 01:43:15,240
They crossed through fire holding strong,
2375
01:43:15,540 --> 01:43:20,460
They waited through the nights so long.
2376
01:43:20,620 --> 01:43:22,910
They spoke to each other
in dreams so deep,
2377
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:25,630
That's how they loved
through nights of sleep.
2378
01:43:25,710 --> 01:43:28,170
Today they meet,
2379
01:43:28,250 --> 01:43:31,380
Their tears fulfil a lifelong dream.
2380
01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:35,130
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,
2381
01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:39,960
He found his destiny, his guiding light.
2382
01:43:41,670 --> 01:43:46,790
The thirsty found a river deep,
2383
01:43:46,870 --> 01:43:50,490
The weary at last found relief.
2384
01:43:51,790 --> 01:43:55,540
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,
2385
01:43:57,000 --> 01:44:02,710
He found his destiny, his guiding light.
2386
01:44:21,620 --> 01:44:29,030
I want you near and nothing more,
2387
01:44:32,080 --> 01:44:35,330
May no sun scorch you as before,
2388
01:44:35,420 --> 01:44:40,040
I'll walk beside you,
as your shade evermore.
2389
01:44:42,330 --> 01:44:44,910
One lifetime can't contain my need,
2390
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:47,380
I'll come again and again indeed.
2391
01:44:47,460 --> 01:44:49,840
If born a hundred times anew,
2392
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:55,460
Each time I'll search, and find it's you.
2393
01:44:55,750 --> 01:44:59,000
I thought I'd lost what life could be,
2394
01:45:00,830 --> 01:45:04,200
But found my mate, my destiny.
2395
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:10,750
The thirsty found a river deep,
2396
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:14,700
The weary at last found relief.
2397
01:45:15,540 --> 01:45:20,500
They crossed through fire holding strong,
2398
01:45:20,580 --> 01:45:25,660
They waited through the nights so long.
2399
01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:28,290
They spoke to each other in dreams so deep,
2400
01:45:28,370 --> 01:45:30,700
That's how they loved
through nights of sleep.
2401
01:45:30,790 --> 01:45:33,290
Today they meet,
2402
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:36,500
Their tears fulfil a lifelong dream.
2403
01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:40,160
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,
2404
01:45:41,620 --> 01:45:44,950
He found his destiny, his guiding light.
2405
01:45:46,710 --> 01:45:51,880
The thirsty found a river deep,
2406
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:55,630
The weary at last found relief.
2407
01:45:56,870 --> 01:46:00,580
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,
2408
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:07,880
He found his destiny, his guiding light.
2409
01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:41,420
I love you, Mr. Manjeet.
2410
01:46:45,830 --> 01:46:48,200
She doesn't even remember she's Saniya
2411
01:46:48,540 --> 01:46:50,630
It's fine, at least she fell for me.
2412
01:46:52,580 --> 01:46:53,780
Damn it.
2413
01:46:53,920 --> 01:46:55,630
Ever since you found Saniya,
2414
01:46:56,000 --> 01:46:57,880
I've been stuck answering calls
from all three wives of yours.
2415
01:46:57,960 --> 01:46:59,170
You didn't tell them the truth, did you?
2416
01:46:59,790 --> 01:47:01,960
I told them something even
I don't understand.
2417
01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:03,040
What?
2418
01:47:04,670 --> 01:47:09,090
[Gibberish]
2419
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:15,340
Manjeet, son,
2420
01:47:16,120 --> 01:47:19,740
ever since Simran saw you,
she hasn't stopped smiling.
2421
01:47:19,830 --> 01:47:21,620
The same goes for him, Aunty.
2422
01:47:21,710 --> 01:47:24,750
Before this, he was a wreck trying
to juggle three homes.
2423
01:47:24,830 --> 01:47:26,080
- - Three homes?
- Three homes?
2424
01:47:26,170 --> 01:47:30,000
Yes... my home, his home and your home.
2425
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:31,280
Yes.
2426
01:47:31,750 --> 01:47:34,750
So Simran, what have you decided?
2427
01:47:34,830 --> 01:47:36,080
Should we get you married to him?
2428
01:47:36,170 --> 01:47:38,420
I've already said "I love you" to him.
2429
01:47:38,540 --> 01:47:40,040
- - Wow...
- What else can I say?
2430
01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:41,950
Say it two more times.
2431
01:47:42,420 --> 01:47:44,000
It takes three "I dos" to seal the deal.
2432
01:47:44,170 --> 01:47:45,040
Huh?
2433
01:47:45,120 --> 01:47:47,660
I went to a Muslim friend's wedding once.
2434
01:47:47,750 --> 01:47:49,290
I saw them say it three times.
2435
01:47:49,420 --> 01:47:50,460
Oh.
2436
01:47:50,620 --> 01:47:55,620
Son, we want you to come as the groom
in our ancestral car, as soon as possible.
2437
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:57,700
Don't you think it's too small?
2438
01:47:57,790 --> 01:47:59,210
- - Yes.
- This is its key.
2439
01:47:59,290 --> 01:48:00,920
Ah, the key.
2440
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,710
I thought you meant
I had to come in this car.
2441
01:48:04,620 --> 01:48:05,660
Hello?
2442
01:48:05,790 --> 01:48:06,460
Hello?
2443
01:48:06,540 --> 01:48:11,630
[Gibberish]
2444
01:48:15,040 --> 01:48:17,630
Fine, you're in Dubai,
but at least pick up the phone, Michael.
2445
01:48:17,670 --> 01:48:19,000
He's still in Dubai.
2446
01:48:20,540 --> 01:48:23,540
Sir, we got CCTV footage
from that church in Goa.
2447
01:48:24,460 --> 01:48:25,630
Zoom in.
2448
01:48:27,620 --> 01:48:28,620
Zoom in further.
2449
01:48:44,790 --> 01:48:46,880
We can see a girl get kidnapped.
2450
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:48,250
- - Hmm.
- Have a look.
2451
01:48:49,580 --> 01:48:51,620
The girl was there that day
at the church to get married.
2452
01:48:51,870 --> 01:48:53,620
She had enrolled herself as Rosy.
2453
01:48:53,710 --> 01:48:54,960
Who was she going to marry?
2454
01:48:55,040 --> 01:48:56,040
Someone named Michael.
2455
01:48:57,120 --> 01:48:58,120
Michael?
2456
01:48:58,330 --> 01:48:59,280
Yes, sir.
2457
01:48:59,370 --> 01:49:01,160
That day two Michaels showed up
to get married.
2458
01:49:01,710 --> 01:49:02,590
Okay.
2459
01:49:02,830 --> 01:49:03,870
And the kidnapper?
2460
01:49:04,290 --> 01:49:05,460
We have him waiting outside.
2461
01:49:06,870 --> 01:49:07,870
Come with me.
2462
01:49:12,580 --> 01:49:13,490
Where's Rosy?
2463
01:49:15,210 --> 01:49:16,210
Who's Rosy, sir?
2464
01:49:18,080 --> 01:49:20,410
The girl you kidnapped from the church.
2465
01:49:20,870 --> 01:49:22,700
That wasn't Rosy, sir, that was Saniya.
2466
01:49:22,790 --> 01:49:23,880
Saniya?
2467
01:49:24,580 --> 01:49:25,780
How did she become Rosy?
2468
01:49:25,870 --> 01:49:27,330
I don't know, sir.
2469
01:49:28,830 --> 01:49:31,080
She went there as Rosy to marry Mehmood.
2470
01:49:31,170 --> 01:49:32,840
So she went there to marry you?
2471
01:49:33,330 --> 01:49:34,370
No, the other Mehmood.
2472
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,840
But in the register it says that
she came there to marry Michael.
2473
01:49:37,920 --> 01:49:39,670
But sir, she loved Mehmood.
2474
01:49:39,750 --> 01:49:40,710
So she loved you.
2475
01:49:40,790 --> 01:49:42,630
No, the other Mehmood.
2476
01:49:43,370 --> 01:49:46,740
So before Michael,
she loved another Mehmood?
2477
01:49:46,830 --> 01:49:49,240
No sir, first she loved Mohan.
2478
01:49:49,710 --> 01:49:50,840
So two men loved her...?
2479
01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:53,000
Mohan and the other Mehmood?
2480
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:54,870
No sir, only one man truly loved her.
2481
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:57,420
Didn't you say first Mohan loved her,
2482
01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:59,040
then later the other Mehmood loved her too?
2483
01:49:59,120 --> 01:49:59,740
Yes, sir.
2484
01:49:59,830 --> 01:50:02,530
So Mohan and the other Mehmood...
how many men is that?
2485
01:50:02,670 --> 01:50:03,250
One, sir.
2486
01:50:03,330 --> 01:50:05,030
I'll slap you senseless.
2487
01:50:06,210 --> 01:50:10,210
Mohan and the other Mehmood...
that's two men, right?
2488
01:50:10,420 --> 01:50:11,630
One, sir.
2489
01:50:13,290 --> 01:50:14,710
Are you even following what he's saying?
2490
01:50:14,830 --> 01:50:16,780
Sir, you're the inspector,
2491
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:19,920
if you can't, then how can I?
I'm just a constable!
2492
01:50:22,040 --> 01:50:26,340
Look, this station has me,
Sukumar, and Sanjay.
2493
01:50:26,500 --> 01:50:27,460
How many men's that?
2494
01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:29,170
- - Three, sir.
- Good.
2495
01:50:29,790 --> 01:50:33,460
Now if the ones
who loved Saniya are Mohan, Mehmood,
2496
01:50:33,790 --> 01:50:35,960
- - no, the other Mehmood and Michael...
- the other Mehmood.
2497
01:50:36,040 --> 01:50:37,380
How many men's that?
2498
01:50:38,670 --> 01:50:39,460
One, sir.
2499
01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:43,630
You idiot, Mohan, the other Mehmood
2500
01:50:43,710 --> 01:50:46,920
and Michael
are three different people not one!
2501
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,540
Are you high or what?
2502
01:50:49,620 --> 01:50:51,950
Sir, this man just said the same thing...
2503
01:50:52,170 --> 01:50:53,420
Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael
2504
01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:54,630
- - are all the same person.
- Yes.
2505
01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:57,290
Is everyone high or what?
2506
01:50:57,460 --> 01:50:58,380
Who are you?
2507
01:50:58,620 --> 01:50:59,620
Sir...
2508
01:51:00,370 --> 01:51:03,910
Sir, I'm the Physical Training Instructor
at SSG International School.
2509
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:04,710
Hmm.
2510
01:51:04,830 --> 01:51:09,740
That man donated blood three times,
under three names:
2511
01:51:10,210 --> 01:51:12,460
Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael.
2512
01:51:12,830 --> 01:51:14,700
He is married to three women.
2513
01:51:14,790 --> 01:51:15,960
Each one claims him as her husband.
2514
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:17,410
I can show you their photos.
2515
01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:18,380
Then show it.
2516
01:51:20,120 --> 01:51:23,030
Sir, he's a cheat.
2517
01:51:23,250 --> 01:51:27,670
He offered me Rs. 50,000 to stay quiet.
2518
01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:30,210
But sir, let me tell you,
2519
01:51:30,290 --> 01:51:33,790
forget Rs. 50,000,
he didn't even give me 50 paisa!
2520
01:51:33,870 --> 01:51:34,910
No honesty left in this world, I tell you!
2521
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,340
Just show the damn photo!
2522
01:51:36,750 --> 01:51:37,670
I'll show it to you, sir.
2523
01:51:37,750 --> 01:51:39,090
I couldn't find it.
2524
01:51:39,170 --> 01:51:40,170
Here it is, sir.
2525
01:51:41,330 --> 01:51:42,660
His first wife, Meera.
2526
01:51:42,870 --> 01:51:46,030
Sir, this is his second wife, Ruhi.
2527
01:51:46,460 --> 01:51:49,000
And this is third wife...
2528
01:51:49,540 --> 01:51:51,000
- - Jenny?
- Yes, Jenny.
2529
01:51:52,210 --> 01:51:55,130
And this...
this is the man I was talking about.
2530
01:51:55,960 --> 01:51:56,920
Michael.
2531
01:51:57,080 --> 01:51:58,030
Yes.
2532
01:51:58,540 --> 01:51:59,590
One man.
2533
01:52:09,790 --> 01:52:11,460
You shouldn't have done this.
2534
01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:14,960
I wouldn't have, sir,
if he'd just given me Rs. 50,000.
2535
01:52:16,960 --> 01:52:18,380
Are we facing a power failure or what?
2536
01:52:18,460 --> 01:52:19,420
Take him away.
2537
01:52:22,580 --> 01:52:24,370
And call these three to the police station.
2538
01:52:24,580 --> 01:52:26,080
Who, Mohan, Mehmood and Michael?
2539
01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:28,370
All the three girls!
2540
01:52:30,250 --> 01:52:31,210
Forget it.
2541
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:34,090
I'll handle it.
2542
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:39,170
Sir, here's your ring.
2543
01:52:42,870 --> 01:52:44,450
It's beautiful, ma'am, thank you.
2544
01:52:45,290 --> 01:52:46,590
- - Would you like a carry bag?
- No, I'm just going to put it on right away.
2545
01:52:46,620 --> 01:52:47,530
Thank you.
2546
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,460
Mohan's been missing for days.
2547
01:52:50,710 --> 01:52:52,340
Even his in-laws are asking now.
2548
01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:53,210
Hello?
2549
01:52:53,330 --> 01:52:57,910
[Gibberish]
2550
01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,090
Shut up!
2551
01:52:59,170 --> 01:53:02,790
[Gibberish]
2552
01:53:02,870 --> 01:53:04,530
[Gibberish]
2553
01:53:04,620 --> 01:53:05,160
Shut up!
2554
01:53:05,250 --> 01:53:06,670
[Gibberish]
2555
01:53:07,330 --> 01:53:08,620
He hung up on me!
2556
01:53:08,710 --> 01:53:10,090
Who're you yelling at?
2557
01:53:10,870 --> 01:53:13,990
Mohan's in Dubai, dear.
2558
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:17,030
I think he eloped with Saniya.
2559
01:53:17,120 --> 01:53:18,160
Saniya?!
2560
01:53:18,710 --> 01:53:22,250
Yeah, I think it's because
of her he turned into Mehmood.
2561
01:53:22,420 --> 01:53:24,380
What nonsense! Don't say that!
2562
01:53:24,460 --> 01:53:25,460
Why shouldn't I?
2563
01:53:25,580 --> 01:53:29,580
Remember the other day,
we found a Muslim cap in his clothes.
2564
01:53:29,830 --> 01:53:32,870
And every time someone shouts,
"Mehmood! Mehmood!",
2565
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:34,750
it's Mohan who runs out!
2566
01:53:34,830 --> 01:53:37,200
Mehmood! Mehmood!
2567
01:53:37,290 --> 01:53:38,380
Heard that?
2568
01:53:38,870 --> 01:53:41,330
Let me go find out who it is.
2569
01:53:43,620 --> 01:53:44,450
Mehmood!
2570
01:53:44,580 --> 01:53:45,160
You?
2571
01:53:45,250 --> 01:53:45,840
Yeah, me.
2572
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:47,590
Who are you calling Mehmood?
2573
01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:48,660
My son-in-law.
2574
01:53:48,750 --> 01:53:49,460
Who's your son-in-law?
2575
01:53:49,540 --> 01:53:50,460
Your son.
2576
01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:51,500
- - Mohan.
- Yes.
2577
01:53:51,580 --> 01:53:52,830
How is Mohan your son-in-law?
2578
01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:54,130
He married Ruhi.
2579
01:53:54,210 --> 01:53:55,790
He married Meera.
2580
01:53:55,870 --> 01:53:56,660
He married Ruhi.
2581
01:53:56,750 --> 01:53:58,250
He married Meera.
2582
01:53:58,330 --> 01:53:59,780
Looks like he married both of them.
2583
01:53:59,870 --> 01:54:00,870
He got married twice?
2584
01:54:01,170 --> 01:54:02,710
I'll break his bones.
2585
01:54:02,790 --> 01:54:03,630
I'll break his head.
2586
01:54:03,670 --> 01:54:04,460
- - Get lost!
- You get lost!
2587
01:54:04,540 --> 01:54:05,630
- - Get lost!
- You get lost!
2588
01:54:05,710 --> 01:54:08,340
Stop, stop, stop...
do you even know where Mohan is?
2589
01:54:08,420 --> 01:54:09,630
- - Dubai!
- Dubai!
2590
01:54:09,710 --> 01:54:11,460
No, he's in Bhopal.
2591
01:54:11,540 --> 01:54:12,710
- - In Bhopal?
- Yes.
2592
01:54:12,790 --> 01:54:16,880
He just bought a diamond ring
with my credit card for Women's Day.
2593
01:54:16,960 --> 01:54:19,000
Who's getting the ring this time?
2594
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:20,200
How would I know?
2595
01:54:20,290 --> 01:54:21,590
I just got a message from DB Mall.
2596
01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:22,200
DB Mall?
2597
01:54:22,290 --> 01:54:23,840
- - Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Please, hurry up.
2598
01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:26,130
I am, dear, I am.
2599
01:54:42,170 --> 01:54:43,040
Oh shit!
2600
01:54:57,500 --> 01:54:58,460
Meera?
2601
01:54:59,120 --> 01:54:59,780
Hey!
2602
01:54:59,870 --> 01:55:00,410
Jenny!
2603
01:55:00,500 --> 01:55:01,540
- - Hi!
- Hi!
2604
01:55:01,580 --> 01:55:02,620
How are you?
2605
01:55:02,670 --> 01:55:04,090
I'm good. How about you?
2606
01:55:04,210 --> 01:55:05,500
- - I'm fine, thank you.
- Hi!
2607
01:55:05,580 --> 01:55:07,490
What brings you two here?
2608
01:55:07,580 --> 01:55:08,660
Hi!
2609
01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:10,380
My brother called me.
2610
01:55:10,460 --> 01:55:12,340
I have called these two here as well.
2611
01:55:12,920 --> 01:55:14,090
Hello Meera, hi Ruhi.
2612
01:55:14,210 --> 01:55:15,500
Inspector David D'Costa.
2613
01:55:15,580 --> 01:55:16,620
Hello.
2614
01:55:17,870 --> 01:55:21,200
Brother, how do you know them?
2615
01:55:21,330 --> 01:55:22,580
I don't, actually.
2616
01:55:22,710 --> 01:55:24,750
But the police found some information
2617
01:55:24,830 --> 01:55:26,910
which I wanted to share it
with all three of you, together.
2618
01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:31,000
Excuse me, sir,
could you please move to the next table?
2619
01:55:32,330 --> 01:55:35,080
Son, can you too sit over there.
I need to talk to them.
2620
01:55:35,580 --> 01:55:36,410
Come, Jenny.
2621
01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:47,590
- - He is your brother?
- Yes.
2622
01:55:48,460 --> 01:55:49,420
Yes.
2623
01:55:49,870 --> 01:55:51,160
What information?
2624
01:55:53,370 --> 01:55:55,990
Jenny, I could've told you at home,
2625
01:55:57,040 --> 01:56:00,380
but I thought that it'd would hurt
you less if you find out
2626
01:56:00,460 --> 01:56:02,420
about it in front of them.
2627
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:04,250
Can you just come to the point?
2628
01:56:04,330 --> 01:56:05,620
Yes, why are you beating around the bush?
2629
01:56:05,710 --> 01:56:06,590
What's wrong?
2630
01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:09,630
I'm sure you three have
your husband's photos with you right now.
2631
01:56:09,710 --> 01:56:11,170
- - Yeah, we do.
- On your mobile phones?
2632
01:56:11,250 --> 01:56:12,000
- - Yes.
- Yes.
2633
01:56:12,080 --> 01:56:13,490
Please show them to each other.
2634
01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:18,030
Mohan Sharma.
2635
01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:18,990
Mehmood.
2636
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,290
That's my Michael.
2637
01:56:22,790 --> 01:56:24,130
- - What kind of a stupid joke is this?
- That's Michael!
2638
01:56:24,210 --> 01:56:25,340
- - That's Mohan.
- That's Michael!
2639
01:56:25,830 --> 01:56:27,240
He's Mehmood, my husband.
2640
01:56:27,330 --> 01:56:29,660
- - This is my husband, Mohan Sharma!
- What nonsense!
2641
01:56:29,750 --> 01:56:31,590
- - He's my husband, Michael.
- Are you crazy?
2642
01:56:31,620 --> 01:56:33,410
- - No, he's my husband.
- You mad or what?
2643
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,340
That's Michael.
2644
01:56:34,420 --> 01:56:36,250
That's Mohan.
You think I wouldn't recognize my husband?
2645
01:56:36,330 --> 01:56:37,120
It's Michael.
2646
01:56:37,210 --> 01:56:38,380
- - What are you saying?
- This is my Michael.
2647
01:56:38,460 --> 01:56:39,710
You think I wouldn't recognize my husband?
2648
01:56:39,790 --> 01:56:40,590
I wouldn't know my husband?
2649
01:56:40,620 --> 01:56:41,280
Just because we got married
2650
01:56:41,370 --> 01:56:43,370
on the same day doesn't mean
we got married to the same guy.
2651
01:56:43,460 --> 01:56:44,920
- - Please...
- Who said we got married to the same guy?
2652
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,500
- - That is right.
- That's Michael.
2653
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:49,580
That's why I called you three here
to tell the truth.
2654
01:56:49,670 --> 01:56:50,590
What's the truth?
2655
01:56:50,670 --> 01:56:55,290
He's your Mehmood,
your Mohan, and your Michael.
2656
01:56:55,370 --> 01:56:56,660
That's impossible.
2657
01:56:56,790 --> 01:56:58,790
- - I'll call him right away.
- This man married
2658
01:56:59,330 --> 01:57:00,450
and deceived all three of you.
2659
01:57:00,580 --> 01:57:02,620
- - No, I'll call Mohan right away.
- Give it to me.
2660
01:57:02,710 --> 01:57:03,750
- - This is not possible.
- How is this possible?
2661
01:57:03,830 --> 01:57:05,490
Michael can't do this to me.
2662
01:57:06,080 --> 01:57:08,490
I couldn't believe it either, but...
2663
01:57:10,870 --> 01:57:11,870
Jenny?
2664
01:57:12,290 --> 01:57:13,170
Are you alright?
2665
01:57:13,330 --> 01:57:16,450
Jenny, please.
Please, breathe in, breathe in.
2666
01:57:16,750 --> 01:57:17,920
Please, breathe in.
2667
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:19,040
It's alright.
2668
01:57:19,120 --> 01:57:20,160
It's going to be fine.
2669
01:57:20,290 --> 01:57:21,540
Take deep breaths.
2670
01:57:21,670 --> 01:57:23,920
- - Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!
- How can I help?
2671
01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:25,670
- - Doctor! Do we have a doctor here?
- Help!
2672
01:57:25,750 --> 01:57:27,790
- - Somebody please help!
- Doctor! Please, call an ambulance.
2673
01:57:27,870 --> 01:57:29,240
- - Get some water.
- Water!
2674
01:57:29,330 --> 01:57:31,580
- - Move back, everyone.
- Give her some space.
2675
01:57:31,710 --> 01:57:32,960
Please, give her some space.
2676
01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:34,090
Give her some space.
2677
01:57:34,170 --> 01:57:35,590
- - Water! Water!
- Please, give her some space.
2678
01:57:35,670 --> 01:57:37,000
Please, give her some space.
2679
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:38,780
- - Move back!
- Please, move back.
2680
01:57:41,580 --> 01:57:42,530
- - Water!
- Oh, thank God!
2681
01:57:42,620 --> 01:57:44,280
Jenny, are you alright?
2682
01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:46,580
She's better.
2683
01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:47,620
Michael...
2684
01:57:48,080 --> 01:57:49,450
I won't spare Michael.
2685
01:57:51,540 --> 01:57:52,380
Thanks, sir.
2686
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:55,580
My phone, my phone, my phone.
2687
01:57:56,120 --> 01:57:57,370
- - I'll hand it to you, sir.
- Put it to my ear.
2688
01:57:59,290 --> 01:58:01,090
[Gibberish]
2689
01:58:01,170 --> 01:58:02,920
It's me. Where are you?
2690
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:04,710
Trying on new outfits
for your wedding, bro.
2691
01:58:04,790 --> 01:58:06,380
We're this close to getting ours torn off!
2692
01:58:06,540 --> 01:58:09,340
D.D. told all my three wives
that I'm Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael.
2693
01:58:09,420 --> 01:58:10,250
What are you saying?
2694
01:58:10,330 --> 01:58:11,780
You get out of there before they find out
2695
01:58:11,870 --> 01:58:14,330
I'm getting married
for the fourth time as Manjeet.
2696
01:58:14,420 --> 01:58:15,840
Yes!
You too get there in no time.
2697
01:58:15,920 --> 01:58:17,340
You've finally found Saniya.
2698
01:58:17,420 --> 01:58:18,790
You can't lose her again.
2699
01:58:18,870 --> 01:58:19,700
Never again, Hubby.
2700
01:58:20,170 --> 01:58:23,130
I married Meera, Ruhi
and Jenny only to save their lives...
2701
01:58:23,580 --> 01:58:25,830
but today, I'm going to save
my marriage with Saniya.
2702
01:58:26,250 --> 01:58:27,630
- - You get there right away.
- I'm on my way.
2703
01:58:27,790 --> 01:58:28,460
Abbu?
2704
01:58:31,290 --> 01:58:32,250
Your ring.
2705
01:58:33,710 --> 01:58:36,540
Don't tell anyone...
and I'll buy you a PS5.
2706
01:58:36,620 --> 01:58:37,530
I won't.
2707
01:58:37,620 --> 01:58:39,370
And I don't want a PS5 either.
2708
01:58:39,620 --> 01:58:42,990
I've already got a superhero Abba
who saves lives.
2709
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:44,080
What more could I ask for?
2710
01:58:45,750 --> 01:58:47,500
I used to think you were
a troublemaking devil,
2711
01:58:48,250 --> 01:58:52,170
but you proved kids really are angels.
2712
01:58:52,790 --> 01:58:53,790
Love you, son.
2713
01:58:53,870 --> 01:58:54,580
Thank you.
2714
01:58:54,710 --> 01:58:56,540
Now go, your fourth one is waiting.
2715
01:58:56,870 --> 01:58:58,080
Yeah, bye.
2716
01:58:59,290 --> 01:59:00,920
Hey Rapido, where are you?
2717
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:03,090
Come fast, I'm waiting!
2718
01:59:04,290 --> 01:59:05,670
Where do you want to go?
2719
01:59:05,750 --> 01:59:07,040
You want us to drop you somewhere?
2720
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:08,200
You two?
2721
01:59:08,290 --> 01:59:09,290
Where's Mohan?
2722
01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:09,960
Where is he?
2723
01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:11,710
- - I-I'll go find out.
- Where's Mehmood?
2724
01:59:11,790 --> 01:59:12,960
- - I'll check and be right back.
- Hey!
2725
01:59:13,040 --> 01:59:13,920
He's gone to find out.
2726
01:59:14,000 --> 01:59:14,840
Gone to find out?
2727
01:59:15,170 --> 01:59:17,210
We came here to ask him!
2728
01:59:17,420 --> 01:59:18,290
How will we find out?
2729
01:59:18,420 --> 01:59:19,500
Someone... Hubby!
2730
01:59:19,750 --> 01:59:21,250
Ask Hubby! He would know!
2731
01:59:21,540 --> 01:59:22,880
- - Where's Michael, Hubby?
- Let's ask him!
2732
01:59:22,960 --> 01:59:24,380
- - Where's Michael?
- Hubby, listen...!
2733
01:59:24,460 --> 01:59:26,790
- - I'll go and ask! One second!
- Hubby! Hubby, wait!
2734
01:59:26,870 --> 01:59:27,740
I'm not going anywhere.
2735
01:59:27,830 --> 01:59:28,910
- - Hubby, stop!
- I'll be right back!
2736
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:30,090
- - Hubby!
- Hubby!
2737
01:59:30,870 --> 01:59:32,200
- - Stop him! Where is he going?
- Oh my God,
2738
01:59:32,290 --> 01:59:33,840
I've got his father waiting outside
and his wives chasing me inside!
2739
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:35,000
- - Hubby!
- Hubby!
2740
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:35,620
Run!
2741
01:59:35,670 --> 01:59:37,500
Ma'am, look over there, that's Hubby!
2742
01:59:37,580 --> 01:59:38,660
This is my husband.
2743
01:59:39,080 --> 01:59:39,870
Hubby!
2744
01:59:39,960 --> 01:59:43,210
I told you he will get thrashed one day.
2745
01:59:43,290 --> 01:59:45,380
As you sow, so reap so shall.
2746
01:59:45,460 --> 01:59:47,250
- - Yes, ma'am.
- Record it. Film it right now.
2747
01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:48,540
- - Hubby, wait, wait...
- Brother!
2748
01:59:48,580 --> 01:59:50,080
- - I just want to talk...
- Hubby...
2749
01:59:50,170 --> 01:59:51,090
- - Hubby, stop.
- Come on!
2750
01:59:51,500 --> 01:59:52,420
Follow me!
2751
01:59:52,580 --> 01:59:53,870
Hubby, please stop.
2752
01:59:54,120 --> 01:59:54,700
Get him!
2753
01:59:54,790 --> 01:59:57,250
Surleen, I'm sending you
a video about your guy.
2754
01:59:58,120 --> 02:00:00,120
You had a close shave. This guy is doomed!
2755
02:00:00,210 --> 02:00:02,130
Stop! Hubby, stop!
2756
02:00:04,460 --> 02:00:05,790
Stop! Stop!
2757
02:00:06,170 --> 02:00:08,130
Stop, come on!
2758
02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:12,240
Guppy! Guppy!
2759
02:00:12,330 --> 02:00:13,740
Stop! Stop! Guppy, stop!
2760
02:00:14,710 --> 02:00:15,670
Hey...
2761
02:00:15,750 --> 02:00:17,420
Give me that. Where are the bullets?
2762
02:00:17,500 --> 02:00:18,170
Where are the bullets?
2763
02:00:18,250 --> 02:00:19,670
- - Come on, Pundit.
- Let's go.
2764
02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:23,630
- - Hurry up and hop on.
- Start the scooter first.
2765
02:00:23,710 --> 02:00:25,460
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
2766
02:00:25,750 --> 02:00:27,670
Get him! Get him!
2767
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:43,380
Get out of my way, Aunty! Move away!
2768
02:00:43,500 --> 02:00:44,250
Hey!
2769
02:00:44,330 --> 02:00:45,200
He has lost it!
2770
02:00:45,290 --> 02:00:46,210
Hubby!
2771
02:00:48,370 --> 02:00:49,200
Hey!
2772
02:00:50,670 --> 02:00:51,460
Who are those two guys?
2773
02:00:51,540 --> 02:00:53,790
- - That's my Abba's scooter.
- This way...
2774
02:00:53,960 --> 02:00:55,210
That's my Abba.
2775
02:00:57,290 --> 02:00:58,960
That's my father-in-law...
the one using the gun.
2776
02:00:59,040 --> 02:00:59,880
Father-in-law?
2777
02:01:00,500 --> 02:01:01,460
Stop it, guys!
2778
02:01:01,540 --> 02:01:02,750
Where're you aiming?
2779
02:01:02,830 --> 02:01:04,330
At the tyre.
2780
02:01:04,580 --> 02:01:05,910
Then aim at the balloon.
2781
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:07,250
- - The balloon?
- Yes.
2782
02:01:07,330 --> 02:01:08,530
Then you'll hit the tyre.
2783
02:01:08,620 --> 02:01:10,120
Direct hit!
2784
02:01:10,210 --> 02:01:12,710
And we have a blast!
2785
02:01:15,330 --> 02:01:16,780
We've a flat tyre.
2786
02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:19,630
Stop. He ran away.
2787
02:01:19,670 --> 02:01:21,920
Serves them right.
They ended up having a flat tyre.
2788
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,750
- - We can help them, right?
- Please.
2789
02:01:23,830 --> 02:01:25,030
- - Why? Why?
- Let's give them a lift.
2790
02:01:25,120 --> 02:01:26,240
He's my father-in-law.
2791
02:01:26,330 --> 02:01:27,660
- - He's my Abba.
- Alright, alright.
2792
02:01:27,960 --> 02:01:29,880
Stop! Stop! Stop!
2793
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:30,670
Stop!
2794
02:01:31,330 --> 02:01:32,490
- - Stop!
- Father!
2795
02:01:32,830 --> 02:01:35,240
Meera? What are you doing in there?
2796
02:01:35,330 --> 02:01:35,950
Ruhi?
2797
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:37,630
What are you doing in a police jeep?
2798
02:01:37,710 --> 02:01:39,170
We are following Hubby.
2799
02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:40,710
Father, you know what Mohan did?
2800
02:01:40,790 --> 02:01:43,920
I know, that idiot got married twice.
2801
02:01:44,000 --> 02:01:45,130
Not twice... thrice.
2802
02:01:45,290 --> 02:01:46,960
- - Thrice?
- His third wife is my sister...
2803
02:01:47,210 --> 02:01:47,960
From me.
2804
02:01:48,080 --> 02:01:49,120
God bless you, dear.
2805
02:01:49,210 --> 02:01:50,670
May you have a happy married life.
2806
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:51,710
Huh?
2807
02:01:51,830 --> 02:01:52,780
Can't help it.
2808
02:01:52,960 --> 02:01:56,090
I'm used to giving blessings
to my daughter-in-law.
2809
02:01:56,170 --> 02:01:58,750
You want to bless,
I want to curse the rascal.
2810
02:01:58,830 --> 02:02:01,200
No cursing, now's the time to catch him
and give him a good thrashing.
2811
02:02:01,290 --> 02:02:01,960
Get in, quick.
2812
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:02,670
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
2813
02:02:02,750 --> 02:02:04,000
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
2814
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:05,830
Guppy!
2815
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:07,210
Someone stop him!
2816
02:02:07,290 --> 02:02:08,460
Stop!
2817
02:02:08,580 --> 02:02:10,160
Drive faster, Brother!
2818
02:02:10,250 --> 02:02:11,630
They will fall.
2819
02:02:11,710 --> 02:02:12,540
Stop!
2820
02:02:12,620 --> 02:02:13,740
- - Overtake him and bring him to a halt!
- Stop!
2821
02:02:13,830 --> 02:02:14,740
Guppy!
2822
02:02:14,830 --> 02:02:15,620
Stop!
2823
02:02:15,710 --> 02:02:17,380
- - Overtake him and bring him to a halt!
- Guppy!
2824
02:02:17,710 --> 02:02:18,670
Stop!
2825
02:02:18,750 --> 02:02:20,090
Guppy!
2826
02:02:20,420 --> 02:02:21,670
Stop!
2827
02:02:22,120 --> 02:02:23,200
Stop!
2828
02:02:23,750 --> 02:02:24,380
Stop!
2829
02:02:24,460 --> 02:02:26,380
Catch him! What are you doing, catch him!
2830
02:02:26,460 --> 02:02:27,340
Stop!
2831
02:02:28,420 --> 02:02:29,250
What happened?
2832
02:02:29,330 --> 02:02:31,160
- - Another flat tyre?
- Shit!
2833
02:02:31,250 --> 02:02:32,790
We're out of fuel.
2834
02:02:35,460 --> 02:02:38,790
This is exactly what you call being caught
between the devil and the deep blue sea.
2835
02:02:38,870 --> 02:02:41,120
Stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2836
02:02:41,210 --> 02:02:43,540
- - Trouble everywhere.
- I'll take care of this.
2837
02:02:43,580 --> 02:02:44,740
There are a lot of us,
let's just take the bus.
2838
02:02:44,870 --> 02:02:48,700
The batsman will have
to hold his ground on the pitch.
2839
02:02:48,830 --> 02:02:50,080
Bam!
2840
02:02:50,540 --> 02:02:51,380
Stop! Stop! Stop!
2841
02:02:51,500 --> 02:02:53,170
Stop!
Stop! Stop! Please!
2842
02:02:54,210 --> 02:02:54,960
Please!
2843
02:02:55,040 --> 02:02:58,210
Sir... sir, it's an emergency.
We need your help.
2844
02:02:59,080 --> 02:03:01,200
You're the same guy who helped us before.
2845
02:03:01,330 --> 02:03:03,080
Looks like you're going
to be helping us all day today.
2846
02:03:03,170 --> 02:03:04,670
- - Get in, everyone, he's a good man.
- Get in!
2847
02:03:04,750 --> 02:03:06,340
- - Come on, quickly. Sit, sit, sit.
- Get in!
2848
02:03:06,420 --> 02:03:08,790
- - Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Wait, your veil...
2849
02:03:09,580 --> 02:03:11,030
- - Abba!
- Move, move, get in.
2850
02:03:11,710 --> 02:03:13,790
Sir, there's a Sikh gentleman
on a scooter up ahead.
2851
02:03:13,870 --> 02:03:14,990
We are chasing him.
2852
02:03:15,120 --> 02:03:16,410
Please hurry.
2853
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:17,420
Hurry up!
2854
02:03:17,540 --> 02:03:19,540
- - He went this way!
- Go!
2855
02:03:19,620 --> 02:03:25,200
The batsman's surrounded from all sides.
Looks tough to get the winning runs now.
2856
02:03:25,290 --> 02:03:27,290
Still, where there's a will there's a way.
2857
02:03:27,370 --> 02:03:29,160
By the way, are you getting married today?
2858
02:03:29,250 --> 02:03:32,500
Yes, sir, I'm planning to...
hopefully it goes through
2859
02:03:32,580 --> 02:03:34,870
Your voice sounds like Sidhu's.
2860
02:03:34,960 --> 02:03:38,630
Yeah, everything in this world looks
or sounds like something else.
2861
02:03:38,710 --> 02:03:41,460
Like I once saw a guy on Savdhaan India
who looked just like you.
2862
02:03:41,540 --> 02:03:42,000
Really?
2863
02:03:42,080 --> 02:03:44,080
Tell me, where do I drop you guys?
2864
02:03:44,170 --> 02:03:45,790
You don't need a drop us,
you need to catch someone.
2865
02:03:45,870 --> 02:03:47,280
You need to catch that man.
2866
02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:49,380
But why do you want to catch
that harmless soul?
2867
02:03:49,460 --> 02:03:51,210
We want to catch his friend actually.
2868
02:03:51,290 --> 02:03:52,920
He changed religions
and married three times.
2869
02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:54,670
He's a scoundrel.
Please hurry.
2870
02:03:54,750 --> 02:03:56,630
Maybe he had his reasons to do it.
2871
02:03:56,710 --> 02:03:59,420
What could've made him so helpless?
If I see him, I'd shoot him.
2872
02:03:59,500 --> 02:04:00,290
No!
2873
02:04:00,370 --> 02:04:01,530
How can you just shoot him?
2874
02:04:01,620 --> 02:04:02,410
He's my son.
2875
02:04:02,500 --> 02:04:03,170
- - He's my husband.
- He's my husband.
2876
02:04:03,250 --> 02:04:04,590
Then what should I do?
2877
02:04:04,620 --> 02:04:05,990
I say you should forgive him.
2878
02:04:06,080 --> 02:04:07,240
How do I forgive him?
2879
02:04:08,370 --> 02:04:10,660
It's very simple, just say
"I forgive you."
2880
02:04:11,120 --> 02:04:13,370
Every faith is this world teaches
the same truth.
2881
02:04:13,540 --> 02:04:15,040
Anyone can punish...
2882
02:04:15,210 --> 02:04:18,420
Only the divine can forgive.
2883
02:04:18,500 --> 02:04:20,460
So forgive and applaud.
2884
02:04:23,670 --> 02:04:26,750
- - There he is. Follow him.
- Yes, tell me, Harbhajan?
2885
02:04:26,830 --> 02:04:31,200
Bro, your dad and Mirza chased me, now D.D.
and some Sikh gent has joined too!
2886
02:04:31,370 --> 02:04:33,450
That's your buddy.
2887
02:04:33,620 --> 02:04:34,160
Huh?
2888
02:04:34,250 --> 02:04:37,420
All his relatives have surrounded him.
2889
02:04:37,500 --> 02:04:38,460
Do one thing...
2890
02:04:38,540 --> 02:04:42,380
receive them, accept whatever gifts
they give like blessings.
2891
02:04:42,460 --> 02:04:43,290
Oh, my God!
2892
02:04:43,370 --> 02:04:46,490
- - Meanwhile I'll go get married. Got it?
- What are you doing? Hurry up!
2893
02:04:46,580 --> 02:04:48,620
- - Stop or I'll hit you!
- What are you saying?
2894
02:04:48,870 --> 02:04:50,160
Yes, yes, sir, catch him!
2895
02:04:50,670 --> 02:04:52,670
Taking singles won't help.
2896
02:04:52,870 --> 02:04:55,620
You'll be praised only if you smash a six.
2897
02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:58,830
Stop! Stop! Stop!
2898
02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:02,240
And the batsman's smashed
it out of the park!
2899
02:05:02,370 --> 02:05:05,240
It's airborne... going by air mail!
2900
02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:20,540
- - Come on, let's catch that rascal!
- Hubby!
2901
02:05:22,580 --> 02:05:23,240
Get out of there!
2902
02:05:23,330 --> 02:05:24,870
Abba, can I come to your wedding too?
2903
02:05:24,960 --> 02:05:26,630
It'd be great if your dad
actually manages to make it.
2904
02:05:26,670 --> 02:05:27,590
Go!
2905
02:05:31,580 --> 02:05:33,200
- - Tell me, where is Mehmood?!
- Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
2906
02:05:33,290 --> 02:05:34,210
Tell me where is my friend?
2907
02:05:34,290 --> 02:05:35,460
Let me take you to his wedding.
2908
02:05:35,580 --> 02:05:36,280
Please don't hit me!
2909
02:05:36,370 --> 02:05:37,450
Tell me, where is Mohan!
2910
02:05:37,540 --> 02:05:38,250
Mohan's found Saniya.
2911
02:05:38,330 --> 02:05:40,030
He's turned Sikh
and is about to marry her.
2912
02:05:42,290 --> 02:05:45,340
Friends, with your blessings,
2913
02:05:45,420 --> 02:05:49,130
the bride and groom,
after completing the engagement ceremony,
2914
02:05:49,210 --> 02:05:52,090
will head to the Gurudwara
for their wedding.
2915
02:05:53,790 --> 02:05:56,250
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
2916
02:05:59,370 --> 02:06:00,330
Bring it here, dear.
2917
02:06:02,420 --> 02:06:03,170
Here, dear.
2918
02:06:03,370 --> 02:06:04,240
Go on, exchange the rings.
2919
02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:11,170
Your turn, son.
2920
02:06:23,120 --> 02:06:24,160
Let's go.
2921
02:06:29,620 --> 02:06:30,370
Stop!
2922
02:06:30,460 --> 02:06:31,420
Stop!
2923
02:06:31,670 --> 02:06:33,340
- - This wedding can't take place!
- This wedding can't take place!
2924
02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:35,590
- - Stop it! Stop right there!
- We won't allow it! Leave!
2925
02:06:35,670 --> 02:06:37,380
- - Stop this wedding!
- Stop!
2926
02:06:37,500 --> 02:06:38,790
- - This wedding can't take place!
- Stop!
2927
02:06:38,870 --> 02:06:40,910
- - This wedding can't take place!
- Stop!
2928
02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,040
We won't spare anyone!
2929
02:06:42,580 --> 02:06:43,660
Stop it!
2930
02:06:45,290 --> 02:06:46,290
Mohan!
2931
02:06:46,710 --> 02:06:47,960
Everyone, leave!
2932
02:06:48,750 --> 02:06:50,250
Stop!
2933
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:52,630
Stop all this!
2934
02:06:52,670 --> 02:06:54,500
Mr. Registrar,
this wedding can't take place!
2935
02:06:58,040 --> 02:06:59,540
This wedding can't take place!
2936
02:06:59,580 --> 02:07:00,370
No, I won't go with you!
2937
02:07:00,460 --> 02:07:02,340
You will only marry the boy
I chose for you.
2938
02:07:06,420 --> 02:07:08,500
You're going to marry Mehmood!
2939
02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:14,670
I don't want to hear a word.
2940
02:07:14,750 --> 02:07:16,420
I'll only marry Mohan.
2941
02:07:23,000 --> 02:07:25,750
This is my last warning...
stop this wedding!
2942
02:07:25,830 --> 02:07:28,410
Who do you think you are,
trying to stop my daughter's wedding?
2943
02:07:28,750 --> 02:07:29,880
She's getting married!
2944
02:07:30,210 --> 02:07:32,250
I'll see who has the guts to stop it.
2945
02:07:33,670 --> 02:07:35,130
I can't marry him.
2946
02:07:36,670 --> 02:07:37,750
What happened, dear?
2947
02:07:37,830 --> 02:07:39,120
What are you saying, Simran?
2948
02:07:39,460 --> 02:07:41,090
I'm not Simran, I'm Saniya.
2949
02:07:41,370 --> 02:07:42,330
Saniya!
2950
02:07:42,710 --> 02:07:43,670
Saniya...
2951
02:07:44,290 --> 02:07:45,290
Yes, Saniya.
2952
02:07:46,170 --> 02:07:50,500
Mr. Manjeet, I love Mohan.
I can't marry you.
2953
02:07:50,580 --> 02:07:51,830
You can marry me.
2954
02:07:52,170 --> 02:07:53,960
Just look at me once.
2955
02:07:54,710 --> 02:07:57,340
I can't look at anyone but Mohan.
2956
02:07:57,580 --> 02:08:00,330
Saniya,
Mohan's hiding somewhere inside Manjeet.
2957
02:08:00,420 --> 02:08:01,500
Just look at me.
2958
02:08:02,670 --> 02:08:03,790
I can't.
2959
02:08:09,870 --> 02:08:11,330
Saniya, please stop!
2960
02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:15,790
I was 16 when I fell in love with you.
2961
02:08:16,370 --> 02:08:17,660
I'm 32 now.
2962
02:08:18,120 --> 02:08:20,580
I won't even be able
to have kids after I turn 65,.
2963
02:08:21,370 --> 02:08:25,780
That engineer-baba was right...
one day, you'd forget me.
2964
02:08:27,750 --> 02:08:31,710
If fate doesn't approve,
then you'll forget him someday.
2965
02:08:32,370 --> 02:08:34,450
But remember what you said?
2966
02:08:36,080 --> 02:08:38,870
I'd rather die than forget him.
2967
02:08:47,750 --> 02:08:50,500
I'd rather die than forget him.
2968
02:09:10,250 --> 02:09:13,210
Saniya! You're making a huge mistake.
2969
02:09:13,460 --> 02:09:14,420
Enough, Abba!
2970
02:09:14,790 --> 02:09:15,460
Not today.
2971
02:09:15,540 --> 02:09:16,880
Your Abba's right.
2972
02:09:16,960 --> 02:09:18,880
This wretched man's already married
three women
2973
02:09:18,960 --> 02:09:20,040
and switched his faith three times.
2974
02:09:20,120 --> 02:09:21,580
Mohan would never do that!
2975
02:09:21,620 --> 02:09:22,580
That's exactly what he did.
2976
02:09:22,670 --> 02:09:24,000
Here's the proof...
2977
02:09:24,290 --> 02:09:25,090
Jenny,
2978
02:09:25,580 --> 02:09:26,450
Meera,
2979
02:09:26,540 --> 02:09:27,590
And Ruhi!
2980
02:09:27,620 --> 02:09:29,950
And today, as a Sikh, he was getting
married for the fourth time... with you.
2981
02:09:31,620 --> 02:09:33,580
Mohan, is that true?
2982
02:09:37,750 --> 02:09:39,130
Yes, Saniya, it's true.
2983
02:09:40,710 --> 02:09:42,040
They're all my wives.
2984
02:09:52,040 --> 02:09:53,290
You deceived us.
2985
02:09:54,580 --> 02:09:55,740
You deceived them.
2986
02:09:57,210 --> 02:09:58,290
You lied to them.
2987
02:09:59,330 --> 02:10:00,870
Is that what we taught you?
2988
02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:04,500
Is this why I brought you into this world?
2989
02:10:05,210 --> 02:10:10,210
Not just gave you life,
we gave you a family, culture, and faith,
2990
02:10:10,500 --> 02:10:12,380
and you went around changing
your religion?
2991
02:10:12,620 --> 02:10:16,450
I didn't change it, I embraced them all.
2992
02:10:16,620 --> 02:10:20,200
You think you're the constitution
of India to embrace them all?
2993
02:10:20,370 --> 02:10:21,450
No, Father.
2994
02:10:22,080 --> 02:10:23,410
I'm just an ordinary man.
2995
02:10:23,620 --> 02:10:28,200
I don't know religion in depth,
but all of you do.
2996
02:10:28,580 --> 02:10:30,240
For you, your religion is the greatest.
2997
02:10:30,460 --> 02:10:31,790
For Mr. Mirza, his is.
2998
02:10:31,960 --> 02:10:33,380
For Mr. David, his is.
2999
02:10:34,620 --> 02:10:38,950
If every faith is good,
then what's so wrong in embracing them all?
3000
02:10:39,830 --> 02:10:45,370
Or is my fault that
I can't find fault in any?
3001
02:10:47,000 --> 02:10:50,750
And about those three marriages,
about deceiving these girls...
3002
02:10:51,040 --> 02:10:53,500
I never lied to anyone, Saniya.
3003
02:10:54,370 --> 02:10:57,280
Every time I tried to marry you,
I ended up marrying someone else instead.
3004
02:10:58,290 --> 02:11:00,290
For you, I became Mehmood from Mohan,
3005
02:11:00,830 --> 02:11:02,080
Michael from Mehmood,
3006
02:11:02,710 --> 02:11:05,290
and today, Manjeet from Michael.
3007
02:11:06,710 --> 02:11:07,670
Hey! Hey! Hey!
3008
02:11:07,750 --> 02:11:08,670
Brother!
3009
02:11:09,670 --> 02:11:10,460
- - Mohan!
- Hey!
3010
02:11:10,540 --> 02:11:11,840
What was their fault?
3011
02:11:11,960 --> 02:11:14,590
Who gave you the right
to wreck their lives?
3012
02:11:14,920 --> 02:11:15,960
Mohan!
3013
02:11:16,040 --> 02:11:17,000
What are you doing?
3014
02:11:17,080 --> 02:11:18,780
- - Mohan!
- You could've just refused to marry them!
3015
02:11:18,870 --> 02:11:19,620
Stop it!
3016
02:11:26,330 --> 02:11:29,620
He told each one of them
he couldn't marry them...
3017
02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:31,910
but every time, they said the same thing,
3018
02:11:32,620 --> 02:11:35,370
"If you call off the wedding,
I'll end my life."
3019
02:11:35,790 --> 02:11:36,630
So what was he supposed to do?
3020
02:11:36,710 --> 02:11:38,210
Should he have let them die?
3021
02:11:38,370 --> 02:11:42,450
He sacrificed his own love just
to save their lives.
3022
02:11:42,870 --> 02:11:45,700
He could've easily walked away,
3023
02:11:46,540 --> 02:11:47,500
but he didn't
3024
02:11:48,670 --> 02:11:52,840
because he knew Jenny struggles
to breathe,
3025
02:11:53,870 --> 02:11:56,030
Ruhi has her parents
and a child depending on her,
3026
02:11:57,040 --> 02:12:00,460
and his own parents had promised
to keep Meera happy.
3027
02:12:01,960 --> 02:12:04,960
For someone's life, for someone's promise
and for someone's bond's sake...
3028
02:12:05,210 --> 02:12:06,920
He tried to fulfil
all his responsibilities.
3029
02:12:07,710 --> 02:12:09,630
He tried to keep everyone happy.
3030
02:12:10,330 --> 02:12:11,830
Now you decide...
3031
02:12:12,580 --> 02:12:14,450
a man who's lived for everyone else...
3032
02:12:14,750 --> 02:12:18,460
does he deserve punishment,
or does he deserve to be with his love today?
3033
02:12:26,830 --> 02:12:28,700
I cannot punish him.
3034
02:12:30,580 --> 02:12:33,490
When my boyfriend left me to die,
3035
02:12:35,250 --> 02:12:36,960
he was the one who saved my life.
3036
02:12:38,540 --> 02:12:39,960
I can't hate you.
3037
02:12:41,330 --> 02:12:42,740
I love you, Michael.
3038
02:12:45,250 --> 02:12:46,590
What can I even say?
3039
02:12:47,750 --> 02:12:51,500
He married me to keep my father's word...
3040
02:12:53,500 --> 02:12:55,880
so how could he break
his promise to Saniya?
3041
02:12:58,000 --> 02:12:59,460
I've got no complaints against you.
3042
02:13:02,170 --> 02:13:03,380
I love you, Mohan.
3043
02:13:05,830 --> 02:13:08,490
I've got no complaints
against Mehmood either.
3044
02:13:08,750 --> 02:13:10,540
He's the one who was wronged.
3045
02:13:11,580 --> 02:13:14,280
I'd already been divorced twice.
3046
02:13:15,580 --> 02:13:19,620
He could've walked away too,
but he didn't.
3047
02:13:21,040 --> 02:13:22,380
I love you, Mehmood.
3048
02:13:23,290 --> 02:13:24,420
I love you.
3049
02:13:27,580 --> 02:13:29,530
Saniya, what do you say?
3050
02:13:33,500 --> 02:13:35,790
You shouldn't have been this good,
Mohan...
3051
02:13:36,540 --> 02:13:38,500
now everyone's fallen in love with you.
3052
02:13:52,540 --> 02:13:55,630
There you go, I guess
all the garland were always meant for him.
3053
02:13:55,750 --> 02:13:56,670
Wait a minute...
3054
02:13:58,580 --> 02:13:59,660
Surleen, you?
3055
02:14:01,460 --> 02:14:04,250
There's a garland for you too, Mr. Hubby.
3056
02:14:09,750 --> 02:14:11,710
Your brother's finally settling down
as well today.
3057
02:14:15,170 --> 02:14:16,380
Hey! Hey! Hey! What--
3058
02:14:16,460 --> 02:14:17,500
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!
3059
02:14:17,580 --> 02:14:18,740
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!
3060
02:14:19,420 --> 02:14:20,630
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!
3061
02:14:20,710 --> 02:14:21,840
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!
3062
02:14:22,620 --> 02:14:23,660
Ambulance!
3063
02:14:29,080 --> 02:14:30,580
Are you okay? How are you feeling now?
3064
02:14:31,870 --> 02:14:32,870
- - Here, eat this.
- Feeling better now?
3065
02:14:32,960 --> 02:14:34,960
Mom, you're happy
with my four marriages, right?
3066
02:14:35,710 --> 02:14:36,750
Not four, son... five.
3067
02:14:36,830 --> 02:14:37,580
Five?!
3068
02:14:37,670 --> 02:14:39,340
Mom, you're just panicking
and can't count straight.
3069
02:14:39,500 --> 02:14:41,750
No, really... not four, five wives.
3070
02:14:41,830 --> 02:14:43,660
There is no power
and no strength except with Allah!
3071
02:14:44,370 --> 02:14:45,280
Five? How?
3072
02:14:45,830 --> 02:14:47,030
When you were born,
3073
02:14:47,120 --> 02:14:50,120
the astrologer said
you'd never find happiness in marriage.
3074
02:14:50,420 --> 02:14:52,880
He was right... four marriages done,
and still no peace.
3075
02:14:52,960 --> 02:14:55,000
But we thought you'd never
get married at all,
3076
02:14:55,080 --> 02:14:57,990
so I promised your hand to my friend's
daughter the day you were born.
3077
02:14:58,080 --> 02:14:58,830
What?!
3078
02:14:58,920 --> 02:15:03,420
And your father had already
promised you to Meera's father.
3079
02:15:04,290 --> 02:15:07,210
Why did you two have
to test every experiment on me!
3080
02:15:07,330 --> 02:15:08,490
Hang on a second.
3081
02:15:08,580 --> 02:15:10,280
If I'd only married once,
it would've been fine...
3082
02:15:10,370 --> 02:15:11,990
I wouldn't have let you marry again.
3083
02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:15,370
But now that I've done four,
might as well go for five, right?
3084
02:15:15,460 --> 02:15:17,250
Oh Lord, have mercy!
3085
02:15:17,420 --> 02:15:20,540
Mom, do you even hear yourself?
3086
02:15:20,580 --> 02:15:21,330
Yes, I do.
3087
02:15:21,420 --> 02:15:22,960
Wait, I'll call her.
3088
02:15:23,210 --> 02:15:24,250
Daughter-in-law!
3089
02:15:24,670 --> 02:15:25,590
Daughter-in-law, come on in.
3090
02:15:25,830 --> 02:15:27,160
Come in, Ginni.
3091
02:15:28,420 --> 02:15:29,710
Come on, come here.
3092
02:15:30,290 --> 02:15:32,000
Come on, dear, don't just stand there.
3093
02:15:44,620 --> 02:15:45,660
What are you waiting for?
3094
02:15:45,750 --> 02:15:46,920
Put the garland around his neck.
3095
02:15:47,000 --> 02:15:48,500
- - Wait a second, wait a second, I'll just...
- What?
3096
02:15:48,580 --> 02:15:50,780
I'll... I'll just go have some water.
3097
02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:52,710
He bolted!
Catch him!
3098
02:15:53,960 --> 02:15:54,790
Mom!
3099
02:15:54,870 --> 02:15:56,580
- - It's not my fault!
- I'm the real one!
3100
02:15:56,670 --> 02:15:58,590
I won't leave him for seven lifetimes!
3101
02:15:58,620 --> 02:15:59,450
Mohan!
3102
02:15:59,540 --> 02:16:00,630
Don't let him get away!
3103
02:16:00,710 --> 02:16:03,420
The Bhopali's run off again!
3104
02:16:03,500 --> 02:16:05,540
- - Huh?
- The Bhopali escaped again!
3105
02:16:05,580 --> 02:16:07,370
But he ran away.
3106
02:16:07,540 --> 02:16:08,090
Huh?
3107
02:16:08,210 --> 02:16:09,290
I know Gujarati.
3108
02:16:09,420 --> 02:16:10,840
I know Gujarati.
3109
02:16:10,920 --> 02:16:11,630
See you.
3110
02:16:11,670 --> 02:16:13,250
- - Good.
- But he ran away.
3111
02:16:13,460 --> 02:16:14,590
Mohan, stop!
3112
02:16:15,210 --> 02:16:16,170
Mohan!
3113
02:16:16,580 --> 02:16:18,080
Listen!
3114
02:16:18,330 --> 02:16:19,450
Stop!
3115
02:16:20,120 --> 02:16:21,620
Mohan!
3116
02:16:22,170 --> 02:16:23,710
Stop!
3117
02:16:24,370 --> 02:16:26,200
Mohan, stop!
3118
02:16:26,710 --> 02:16:28,630
Just listen, Mohan!
3119
02:16:28,710 --> 02:16:31,420
Now, with so many weddings
written in his fate...
3120
02:16:31,500 --> 02:16:35,250
which track will he run on...
life's or the train's?
3121
02:16:35,330 --> 02:16:37,160
You decide.
3122
02:16:40,000 --> 02:16:41,630
First one soars touching the sky,
3123
02:16:41,670 --> 02:16:43,790
Second one soars flying high,
3124
02:16:43,870 --> 02:16:45,700
Third one soars none can deny,
3125
02:16:45,790 --> 02:16:47,630
I was left alone, high and dry.
3126
02:16:47,710 --> 02:16:49,460
First one soars touching the sky,
3127
02:16:49,540 --> 02:16:51,540
Second one soars flying high,
3128
02:16:51,620 --> 02:16:53,330
Third one soars none can deny,
3129
02:16:53,420 --> 02:16:55,380
I was left alone, high and dry.
3130
02:17:11,540 --> 02:17:15,000
The first was beautiful, gentle, and fair,
3131
02:17:15,080 --> 02:17:19,200
She sought my heart with her steady stare.
3132
02:17:19,290 --> 02:17:23,090
She sought my heart on the sly,
3133
02:17:23,170 --> 02:17:26,630
And not for a moment did she shy.
3134
02:17:26,710 --> 02:17:29,290
She looked at me and stole my peace,
3135
02:17:30,540 --> 02:17:32,590
She looked at me and stole my peace,
3136
02:17:32,670 --> 02:17:34,590
Now she's gone and I am not at ease.
3137
02:17:34,670 --> 02:17:36,380
First one soars touching the sky,
3138
02:17:36,460 --> 02:17:38,500
Second one soars flying high,
3139
02:17:38,580 --> 02:17:40,410
Third one soars none can deny,
3140
02:17:40,500 --> 02:17:42,380
I was left alone, high and dry.
3141
02:17:42,460 --> 02:17:44,290
First one soars touching the sky,
3142
02:17:44,370 --> 02:17:46,280
Second one soars flying high,
3143
02:17:46,370 --> 02:17:48,200
Third one soars none can deny,
3144
02:17:48,290 --> 02:17:50,170
I was left alone, high and dry.
3145
02:17:50,250 --> 02:17:52,210
Listen to my love story, bro,
3146
02:17:52,290 --> 02:17:54,090
There was one king
with three queens in tow,
3147
02:17:54,170 --> 02:17:56,040
He was having a time of his life you know,
3148
02:17:56,120 --> 02:17:58,030
He was enjoying himself for sure.
3149
02:17:58,120 --> 02:18:00,200
The first was a maiden so soft and bright,
3150
02:18:00,290 --> 02:18:02,170
The second one wounded my pride on sight.
3151
02:18:02,250 --> 02:18:04,130
While dodging the third with no luck,
3152
02:18:04,210 --> 02:18:05,880
I got love-struck,
3153
02:18:05,960 --> 02:18:07,630
Who all do I love?
3154
02:18:07,710 --> 02:18:09,670
What all do I surrender in the name of love?
3155
02:18:09,750 --> 02:18:11,670
Three riders squeezed on a single seat,
3156
02:18:11,750 --> 02:18:13,420
Which one do I loose, which one do I keep?
3157
02:18:13,500 --> 02:18:15,460
His name's in the papers, a rising star,
3158
02:18:15,540 --> 02:18:17,540
This dude's counted among superstars.
3159
02:18:17,580 --> 02:18:19,580
My heart's rooms are crowded,
every door's full,
3160
02:18:19,670 --> 02:18:23,170
Who do I welcome, and who do I pull?
3161
02:18:23,250 --> 02:18:27,290
Who do I welcome, and who do I pull?
3162
02:18:29,370 --> 02:18:31,080
First one soars touching the sky,
3163
02:18:31,170 --> 02:18:33,040
Second one soars flying high,
3164
02:18:33,120 --> 02:18:34,950
Third one soars none can deny,
3165
02:18:35,040 --> 02:18:36,840
I was left alone, high and dry.
3166
02:18:36,920 --> 02:18:38,880
First one soars touching the sky,
3167
02:18:38,960 --> 02:18:40,880
Second one soars flying high,
3168
02:18:40,960 --> 02:18:42,840
Third one soars none can deny,
3169
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:45,250
I was left alone, high and dry.
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