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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:04,395 - Allison? - Hey! 2 00:00:05,003 --> 00:00:07,627 What are you doing, dummy? 3 00:00:07,629 --> 00:00:10,603 I'm, uh, I'm getting married. 4 00:00:11,691 --> 00:00:15,274 - You're getting what? - - Uh, married. 5 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:20,010 Adam? 6 00:00:21,164 --> 00:00:24,075 - Did I lose you? - Uh... 7 00:00:24,077 --> 00:00:25,674 I mean is this too weird? 8 00:00:25,676 --> 00:00:28,106 It's not too weird, it's not weird, it's fine. It's good, 9 00:00:28,108 --> 00:00:30,091 it's good. I mean, it's a little weird, but, you know, 10 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:32,683 - I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa. - And I want you to be 11 00:00:32,685 --> 00:00:34,410 there if you want to come. 12 00:00:34,412 --> 00:00:36,619 I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner... 13 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:40,395 I don't know about coming to the rehearsal dinner, that might be a little weird. 14 00:00:40,397 --> 00:00:43,755 That might be a little weird, but, you know I'm, 15 00:00:43,757 --> 00:00:47,787 I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine. 16 00:00:47,789 --> 00:00:52,042 Right. Yeah. Look, I don't want you to hate me. 17 00:00:52,044 --> 00:00:54,059 I don't, I don't hate you. 18 00:00:54,061 --> 00:00:56,746 Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going 19 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:58,314 - to come to yours. - Okay. 20 00:00:58,316 --> 00:00:59,659 When it happens. 21 00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:02,475 I'm, yeah, I'd like to be there. 22 00:01:02,477 --> 00:01:03,659 Really? 23 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:04,875 Mhm. 24 00:01:04,877 --> 00:01:06,219 That's great. 25 00:01:06,221 --> 00:01:08,491 Oh my god, you haven't even met him. 26 00:01:08,493 --> 00:01:10,923 I did meet him actually. 27 00:01:10,925 --> 00:01:14,955 Wait you met him? Yeah I met him last year at that Christmas thing at 28 00:01:14,957 --> 00:01:18,986 your sister's house. Right yeah I forgot that you, 29 00:01:20,268 --> 00:01:21,643 yeah you, he's a nice guy. 30 00:01:21,645 --> 00:01:24,779 What was that? He, he's really, a really nice guy, 31 00:01:24,781 --> 00:01:26,987 you, you're gonna like him. 32 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,266 He seems great. 33 00:01:32,268 --> 00:01:37,867 Yeah okay. No no no, I'm serious, I mean that. He, he seems good. 34 00:01:37,869 --> 00:01:42,474 I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy. 35 00:01:42,476 --> 00:01:47,530 I, I just don't want you to feel... 36 00:01:47,532 --> 00:01:49,546 - Feel what? - - I don't know. I 37 00:01:49,548 --> 00:01:54,346 don't know. Never mind. I'm glad you're coming. 38 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,787 Me too. 39 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:57,386 Are you sure you're okay? 40 00:02:02,508 --> 00:02:04,491 Whoa. 41 00:02:14,188 --> 00:02:16,267 - That's so funny! - - Really great. 42 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,283 Who's the editor? 43 00:02:18,285 --> 00:02:20,170 Who's the editor? 44 00:02:21,196 --> 00:02:23,242 Oh, hi, oh, what? 45 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,035 Oh, what, what is it? 46 00:02:25,037 --> 00:02:26,667 Edmonton? 47 00:02:26,669 --> 00:02:28,779 - Adam. - Adam, great stuff! 48 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:32,619 I've got my eye on you. I love the choice of music. 49 00:02:32,621 --> 00:02:36,171 Oh that, actually that wasn't my choice. 50 00:02:36,173 --> 00:02:37,675 Oh yeah that was, that was mine. 51 00:02:37,677 --> 00:02:40,555 Oh, so you're the genius. 52 00:02:40,557 --> 00:02:41,931 - Great job, Alan. - Thanks man. 53 00:02:41,933 --> 00:02:43,883 - Great job Alan. - Thank you. 54 00:02:43,885 --> 00:02:47,787 Great job. How's our mannequin bird segment coming along? 55 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:50,251 It's, I'm still cutting it, looking good but it's not 56 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,619 quite done yet, a little bit... 57 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:56,331 Don't dick me around, guy. 58 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,314 We're on a strict deadline. 59 00:02:58,316 --> 00:03:02,635 Nature talks with Orson Schwartzman waits for no man. 60 00:03:02,637 --> 00:03:04,491 Yes Mr. Schwartzman. 61 00:03:05,612 --> 00:03:09,195 When nature talks, you listen. 62 00:03:09,197 --> 00:03:10,987 - Okay. - Are you listening? 63 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:16,458 Um, yes. 64 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:17,803 Good. 65 00:03:20,524 --> 00:03:21,899 - Hey! - Hey. 66 00:03:23,308 --> 00:03:24,715 Wanna get fucked up tonight? 67 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:27,626 Ah, I can't, I got, I got stuff to do. 68 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:29,482 Oh, what kind of stuff? 69 00:03:29,484 --> 00:03:33,963 It's like, errands and, and dinner, and... 70 00:03:38,091 --> 00:03:39,723 You okay? 71 00:03:39,725 --> 00:03:42,026 What? Yeah. 72 00:03:42,028 --> 00:03:44,363 - Yeah? - Yeah! 73 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:46,314 Okay! 74 00:03:46,316 --> 00:03:49,290 That was believable. Good! 75 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:50,347 See you later. 76 00:03:50,349 --> 00:03:53,003 The male red capped mannequin bird. 77 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:54,346 Mannequin of course derives from the Dutch 78 00:03:54,348 --> 00:03:56,235 word meaning 'little man'. 79 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,698 The females of the species 80 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,834 are very picky so the males employ a peculiar 81 00:04:01,836 --> 00:04:03,819 sort of dance to impress them. 82 00:04:03,821 --> 00:04:06,986 Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or 83 00:04:06,988 --> 00:04:09,323 in groups, than alone. 84 00:04:09,325 --> 00:04:11,339 Their very survival depends upon their ability 85 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:14,699 to find a partner and mate. 86 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,538 How long she known this guy? 87 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:27,883 A year! Or something. 88 00:04:27,885 --> 00:04:30,634 - A year? A year? - Yeah. I know. I know. 89 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:32,235 It's so sudden. Who is this guy? 90 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:33,610 Aaron. 91 00:04:33,612 --> 00:04:35,626 - Aaron? - Aaron. 92 00:04:35,628 --> 00:04:36,779 Aaron. 93 00:04:38,349 --> 00:04:39,211 Aaron. 94 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,059 - Why do you keep whispering it? - Mark, you're up! 95 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:45,034 Listen, let me fix this for you. This, this is real easy. 96 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:47,819 Come on, ready, don't go. Just don't go. 97 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,834 - Don't go, buddy. - Ah, I told... 98 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:54,955 What are you guys talking about? 99 00:04:57,772 --> 00:04:59,339 Girl stuff? 100 00:05:00,108 --> 00:05:02,283 Come on - gah! 101 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,875 Suck my dick, pins! 102 00:05:04,877 --> 00:05:06,154 This place sucks! 103 00:05:06,156 --> 00:05:07,466 Alright, it's you. 104 00:05:07,468 --> 00:05:09,738 I think I broke Adam. 105 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:10,890 He's fine. 106 00:05:13,227 --> 00:05:14,538 Dude. 107 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,042 We're at a bowling alley, bowl. 108 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:21,291 - Hey. Bowl. - I can't. 109 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,586 Hey, if you're not playing, you just look like a child 110 00:05:24,588 --> 00:05:27,114 - molester wearing those shoes. - What? 111 00:05:27,116 --> 00:05:29,386 Doesn't matter. You get a ball! 112 00:05:29,388 --> 00:05:32,107 You pick it up and and give it a roll! 113 00:05:32,109 --> 00:05:33,738 - I'm going home. - Listen to me. 114 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:34,954 I'm going home, I don't wanna... 115 00:05:34,956 --> 00:05:37,547 Hey! Hey! Shh, hey! 116 00:05:37,549 --> 00:05:39,115 You get up there and you bowl a strike right now, 117 00:05:39,117 --> 00:05:40,554 you prove to yourself that you're gonna beat this, 118 00:05:40,556 --> 00:05:42,347 that you're gonna be okay without her! 119 00:05:42,349 --> 00:05:44,746 Because you're Adam! 120 00:05:45,836 --> 00:05:47,626 You bowl strikes! 121 00:05:48,747 --> 00:05:51,466 Dude, just bowl. 122 00:05:51,468 --> 00:05:52,619 You're being a douche. 123 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,883 Okay. 124 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,410 It's just, it's just bowling. 125 00:06:38,412 --> 00:06:39,595 Don't worry about it. 126 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,219 Adam! 127 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,346 Adam. 128 00:06:46,348 --> 00:06:47,914 - Hi! - Hey! 129 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:51,563 - Hi, ah, you look great. - It's good to see you. 130 00:06:51,565 --> 00:06:53,931 Yeah. I'm starving! - Good! 131 00:06:53,932 --> 00:06:57,610 This place is amazing! It's always booked, how did you get these reservations? 132 00:06:57,612 --> 00:07:01,515 I had to kill a guy. Yeah. It was pretty easy. 133 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:03,114 No, no I called weeks ago because I knew you 134 00:07:03,116 --> 00:07:05,130 wanted to try it. That's why I'm the best 135 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:07,179 - boyfriend in the world. - So sweet! You are. 136 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,131 I've just been so tired at work lately, I have to 137 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:15,051 stop staying up so late. 138 00:07:15,052 --> 00:07:17,418 Which is partly your fault, mister. 139 00:07:24,428 --> 00:07:26,154 Babe are you okay? 140 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:28,203 Yeah! Yeah. 141 00:07:28,205 --> 00:07:29,931 You just seem preoccupied to me. 142 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:35,275 I do? No, that's weird, uh... hm. 143 00:07:35,277 --> 00:07:36,714 I don't know, maybe work stuff, I don't know. 144 00:07:36,716 --> 00:07:37,899 Everything okay? 145 00:07:39,691 --> 00:07:41,866 You ever think about marriage? 146 00:07:41,868 --> 00:07:44,427 In, in general? Or... 147 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:45,388 I mean like... 148 00:07:46,892 --> 00:07:50,314 Marrying me. You ever...? 149 00:07:50,316 --> 00:07:54,539 I'm, I have thought about that, you know, my friends and 150 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:57,003 I, we talk about that stuff, why? 151 00:07:57,005 --> 00:08:00,651 No but I mean, specifically, to me. 152 00:08:00,653 --> 00:08:01,867 Right. 153 00:08:01,869 --> 00:08:06,795 You ever...? Am I, am I? 154 00:08:06,797 --> 00:08:09,643 Are you what? Are, what are you saying? 155 00:08:09,645 --> 00:08:11,659 - Nothing, I'm sorry. - I don't know what's happening. 156 00:08:11,661 --> 00:08:14,475 No no no, I know, I'm just thinking, thinking out loud. 157 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:16,011 Okay. 158 00:08:16,013 --> 00:08:18,442 Hey, listen, happy anniversary. 159 00:08:18,444 --> 00:08:21,259 - Happy anniversary. We did it, I'm proud of us. 160 00:08:21,261 --> 00:08:23,050 - Yeah. We're doing a good job. - I think so. 161 00:08:23,052 --> 00:08:25,226 - I think we are. - Yeah. 162 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:27,531 I think we should get married. 163 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,036 - What? - What? 164 00:08:29,037 --> 00:08:32,875 - Yeah or no? What? Did you say we sh - what are you saying? 165 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:34,826 Yeah! I think we should get married! 166 00:08:34,828 --> 00:08:37,098 Are you cra - what are you talking about? 167 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,051 - Is that crazy? - Yes that's crazy! 168 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:42,858 Okay, well I know that sounds crazy but just hear me out. 169 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:43,914 You're happy aren't you? 170 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:45,355 - Yeah I'm happy, yeah. - Okay, alright. 171 00:08:45,357 --> 00:08:47,819 Well what else is there? Really? 172 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,725 I mean people overcomplicate these things but 173 00:08:49,749 --> 00:08:51,915 that's really, at its essence, that's what it is! 174 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,610 Right? We make each other happy! 175 00:08:53,612 --> 00:08:56,811 We have the same... Favorite movie. 176 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:57,676 Yeah. 177 00:08:57,677 --> 00:09:01,067 We don't sit there on our things and post how 178 00:09:01,069 --> 00:09:02,699 much fun we're having, we really have fun! 179 00:09:02,701 --> 00:09:05,034 Yeah, no, you never post pictures of me. 180 00:09:05,036 --> 00:09:07,306 No! I think that's great. 181 00:09:07,308 --> 00:09:10,155 - Right? - Yeah. 182 00:09:10,157 --> 00:09:13,291 Okay. I love you, you love me. 183 00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:15,659 - Yeah... - Let's just do it! 184 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,474 What are we so afraid of? I mean I don't know if it's being afraid I think 185 00:09:18,476 --> 00:09:19,936 - it's just being responsible. You're in your head! 186 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,450 You're thinking. And I've been thinking too much too. 187 00:09:21,452 --> 00:09:23,499 - Get out of our heads! - I can't believe we're 188 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,259 - talking about this! - I know, I can't either! 189 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,955 - I just, okay. - Shake it! 190 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,586 I think that we have a good thing going. 191 00:09:28,588 --> 00:09:30,219 Agreed. 192 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,299 Don't you think maybe we should just, 193 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:34,282 - just what? - Like, let it do its thing 194 00:09:34,284 --> 00:09:36,299 - and see where it goes? - No, no, no, I'm tired of 195 00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:38,059 doing that. I don't want to let it do its thing, 196 00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:39,979 I don't want to think about down the line, I want to think 197 00:09:39,981 --> 00:09:41,899 about the now. I don't wanna think! I just wanna do it! 198 00:09:41,901 --> 00:09:43,819 I wanna do the now, I want to be in the now, 199 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:45,706 and in the now, I want to marry you! 200 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,027 Are you serious? 201 00:09:50,029 --> 00:09:51,915 Julie, don't I look serious? 202 00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:54,346 You do look pretty serious. 203 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:57,291 I just, it just hit me. Why are we not doing this? 204 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,890 - Oh my god. - Everyone around us is doing 205 00:09:58,892 --> 00:10:00,874 it. And they don't have nearly what we have. 206 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:02,986 Yeah! Yeah. 207 00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:05,643 What do you think? 208 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,619 Oh my god. 209 00:10:09,836 --> 00:10:14,091 Oh my god I'm sorry I just don't I didn't - I don't, 210 00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:16,234 I don't know exactly what to say, because this, 211 00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:19,019 - take your time! - It feels like it's insane. 212 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:20,747 Yeah, it is. 213 00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:22,731 Honey I didn't know you felt that way. 214 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:25,899 Don't, you know, take, as long as you need! 215 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,211 No I don't need time! 216 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:32,298 This sounds insane but I think, maybe, oh my god, 217 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,762 - I think maybe... - We should break up. 218 00:10:36,651 --> 00:10:39,018 - What? - I think we should break up. 219 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,875 And I know that seems psychotic, I'm so sorry. 220 00:10:40,877 --> 00:10:42,219 - Are you joking? - No. 221 00:10:42,221 --> 00:10:43,402 - This is a joke. - No, uh. 222 00:10:43,404 --> 00:10:46,123 As soon as I said it out loud I started to panic 223 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,075 and it didn't feel right, I'm so sorry. 224 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:52,011 What's wrong with you? I don't know, I don't know, I'm just, um, I'm spinning out 225 00:10:52,012 --> 00:10:54,986 a little bit and I'm not sure what I'm saying but I do know 226 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,323 concretely that we should not get married, I just 227 00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:58,443 don't think this is working. 228 00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:00,927 You don't...? God I'm so sorry. You don't think this is working? 229 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,187 You just asked me to marry you. 230 00:11:02,189 --> 00:11:04,170 I know, it felt right in the moment, but as soon as 231 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:07,210 it was out in the ether, I got really scared to live in that world. 232 00:11:07,212 --> 00:11:09,419 - But why would you...? - I don't know, I don't know, 233 00:11:09,421 --> 00:11:11,050 I just can't see myself waking up to your face 234 00:11:11,052 --> 00:11:12,779 every morning, you know for the rest of my life! 235 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,699 I mean, that sounds, urgh! No offense, not your 236 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,979 face, not your face! You have a great face, 237 00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:17,514 a much better face than I do, by the way, 238 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,051 - I should be so lucky! - I know! 239 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,608 Your face is great, it's what's behind it that 240 00:11:20,632 --> 00:11:22,187 I don't think I can live with for a long time. 241 00:11:22,189 --> 00:11:24,075 - Oh my god. - I mean, a couple months, 242 00:11:24,077 --> 00:11:25,995 we don't have to break up, I don't know what I'm talking 243 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,403 about, forget it, forget it, what are you ordering, 244 00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:29,963 what are you getting? I just don't think I can... 245 00:11:36,044 --> 00:11:37,834 You are an asshole. 246 00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:41,002 An ass hole! 247 00:11:41,388 --> 00:11:44,554 Wait wait wait, Julie! Hold up, wait wait wait! 248 00:11:44,556 --> 00:11:47,530 Congratulations, you're gonna die alone! 249 00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:12,394 Hi I... 250 00:14:18,797 --> 00:14:20,235 I'm gonna look... 251 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:23,947 - Hi. - Hi. 252 00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:26,091 How can I help you? Oh, I just need a room, please. 253 00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:28,875 Okay is it just you or anyone else... no? 254 00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:30,859 - No it's just me. - Wife? Girlfriend? 255 00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:34,570 - Just me. - Husband, friend, anything? 256 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:35,819 It's just me. 257 00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:41,227 - Oh, hm, ah. Just one? - Mhm. 258 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:43,435 - Staying in the room? - Yeah. 259 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,923 Okay. 260 00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:52,843 And would you like a second key? For any 261 00:14:52,845 --> 00:14:56,331 visitors, or friends, you know? 262 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:59,659 No, no just one's fine. Thanks. 263 00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:05,931 Room for one. 264 00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,883 Thank you, rah.. 265 00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:11,883 - Rohan. - Sorry. Thanks. 266 00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:16,523 Tsk. 267 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,179 Hello? 268 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,674 These long tailed mannequin males will 269 00:16:01,676 --> 00:16:04,106 actually compete with each other for the attention of 270 00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:07,723 the female and of course, the right to mate. 271 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,699 The dominant male will always attract the female 272 00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:13,419 over the weaker males, this is the law of the 273 00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:20,107 jungle, and the natural order of life! And love. 274 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,307 Adam? 275 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,410 - Hey. - Holy shit. 276 00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:05,994 - Greg! - Yeah! I know. 277 00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:09,675 - Oh my god. - Right! Long time. 278 00:17:09,677 --> 00:17:11,723 - Yeah long time no see. - From, uh... 279 00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:12,939 - Since college! - College! 280 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:15,723 Yeah, man! Old school, I like it! 281 00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:17,707 This is great man, what are you doing up here? 282 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:21,354 Ah well just in town visiting friends. 283 00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:23,339 Friends and family. 284 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,746 Mainly family. 285 00:17:24,748 --> 00:17:27,659 Huh. You should have called me, man. 286 00:17:27,661 --> 00:17:31,914 I know, I thought about it but then, um... 287 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,034 Hey, did you hear about Allison? 288 00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:34,059 Uh... 289 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,226 Allison...? 290 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,491 Allison George, your girlfriend of eight years? 291 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:44,298 Oh, right. Sure, yeah, Allison. No, uh, what's up? 292 00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:48,330 Allison George is getting married. 293 00:17:48,332 --> 00:17:51,147 Wow really? Great for her. 294 00:17:51,149 --> 00:17:53,867 It's crazy man, you guys were together forever! 295 00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:56,331 Yeah. You guys were inseparable, do you remember that? 296 00:17:56,332 --> 00:17:58,027 It was like, I thought you guys were never, 297 00:17:58,029 --> 00:18:00,139 ever, ever gonna break up and then you did. 298 00:18:00,141 --> 00:18:01,226 - Well, yeah. - Do you remember that? 299 00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:03,531 - When you guys broke up? - Yeah, no. 300 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,610 Seriously you guys had everything, do you 301 00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:08,842 remember that? Yeah well, it was a long time ago. 302 00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:10,603 Not that long ago. 303 00:18:10,605 --> 00:18:12,107 It was pretty long ago. 304 00:18:12,109 --> 00:18:13,035 A year and a half. 305 00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:13,996 Ish. 306 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,938 Closer to two. 307 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,027 A year and a half. 308 00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,466 It was like two. About two years. 309 00:18:19,468 --> 00:18:21,233 I'm sure it's closer to a year and a half. 310 00:18:21,257 --> 00:18:22,155 I don't know how 311 00:18:22,157 --> 00:18:23,819 - you're so sure of that. - Because I remember it, 312 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,259 - it was really devastating. - I didn't even 313 00:18:25,261 --> 00:18:26,699 remember her name when you said it, so, 314 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,890 you had to jog my memory, so... 315 00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:32,011 So what are you reading? 316 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:34,570 Nothing, it's, I was just looking at, 317 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:38,379 I don't even know how, I was just browsing. 318 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,402 I'll talk to you later man. 319 00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:45,259 Yeah, okay. 320 00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:56,235 Sorry. 321 00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:00,810 - Excuse me... what? - Sorry. 322 00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:03,787 - Hm. What? - What? 323 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:05,643 Oh I thought you said something. 324 00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:07,434 - I... - What? 325 00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:13,611 Um... that reminds me, do you wanna -? 326 00:20:15,405 --> 00:20:18,123 Do you wanna get a coffee sometime? 327 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,426 Uh, um. 328 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,987 Or like a water, or a juice? Something 329 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,538 - like a, whatever you... - No, um, I'm reading my book. 330 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,714 - Oh, okay. - So maybe another time. 331 00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:29,803 Is that? 332 00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:32,363 Oh, of mice and men, that's a good one. 333 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,507 I could just, I could tell you how it ends. 334 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:38,091 Excuse me? Yeah I could tell you how it ends. How it... 335 00:20:38,093 --> 00:20:40,907 Lenny, he dies, he dies. Lenny dies. 336 00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:42,506 George shoots him in the back of the head. 337 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,311 What? Because he's the only one that really understands him. 338 00:20:45,335 --> 00:20:46,827 It's really beautiful, but it's 339 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:47,979 heartbreaking. 340 00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:53,579 Are you serious? 341 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,051 Yeah, seriously. That's how it ends. 342 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,483 No, are you serious, are you serious right now? 343 00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:58,507 With this? 344 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,203 Yeah I just said I was. 345 00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:02,219 You ruined this for me. You just ruined this 346 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,307 book for me. I was just, 347 00:21:03,309 --> 00:21:05,067 I just started reading this book and... 348 00:21:05,069 --> 00:21:06,475 Oh, well I saved you like, 349 00:21:06,477 --> 00:21:08,170 what page are you on, I saved you, like, 350 00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:10,186 - a hundred and eighty pages. - What is wrong with you? 351 00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:11,787 What's wrong with you? 352 00:21:11,789 --> 00:21:12,970 Who hasn't read of mice and men? 353 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,122 That's crazy. 354 00:21:14,124 --> 00:21:16,171 - I, I, - it's a classic. 355 00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:18,474 I know, that is why, that is why I'm reading it. 356 00:21:18,476 --> 00:21:20,394 Well you should have read it by now. 357 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:21,854 It's not my fault you're a slow reader. 358 00:21:23,308 --> 00:21:25,194 You know she hasn't read of mice and men? 359 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,562 I know. Look, I'm not a slow reader, okay? 360 00:21:27,564 --> 00:21:29,451 - I just haven't... - In fact I'm saving you from 361 00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:31,914 the humiliation of having to tell your friends and 362 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,994 family that you haven't read a timeless masterpiece. 363 00:21:33,996 --> 00:21:37,035 A timeless masterpiece that you just ruined. 364 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,267 Do you have time for a coffee now? 365 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,851 You know I can't tell if you're charming or if 366 00:21:47,853 --> 00:21:49,579 you're just an asshole. 367 00:21:52,268 --> 00:21:54,154 Charming. 368 00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:57,867 Charming, I hope. I'm sorry, you're right. 369 00:21:57,869 --> 00:21:59,083 That was rude. 370 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,714 Because it is a great book. 371 00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:02,667 I'm sorry, I'm just, I just really 372 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,171 want you to go out with me. 373 00:22:04,173 --> 00:22:07,563 Okay so let me get this straight, in return for, 374 00:22:07,565 --> 00:22:11,755 um, ruining this perfectly good, brand new reading 375 00:22:11,757 --> 00:22:15,274 experience for me, I should reward 376 00:22:15,276 --> 00:22:17,099 you by going out with you? 377 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,499 Two things, it shouldn't be brand new, we've 378 00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:22,379 established that, it's been out for a long time, 379 00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:25,259 and I think it might be more fun than reading 380 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,794 alone in a library. 381 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,474 And how would you know? 382 00:22:30,476 --> 00:22:31,851 Well because a books not gonna have sex with you 383 00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:34,187 and I want to, very badly. 384 00:22:34,189 --> 00:22:35,786 Oh my god. 385 00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:40,459 I know this sounds crazy but I think I love you. 386 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,466 I just think I'm in love with you, and I know that 387 00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:45,834 sounds crazy, and I know, I know, okay, 388 00:22:45,836 --> 00:22:46,890 what, are you gonna, what? 389 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,930 What is... what? 390 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:53,002 - I do. - You don't even know me. 391 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,563 I know, and that's why I want to share a cup of 392 00:22:55,565 --> 00:22:57,291 coffee with you because I think it's weird, too, that I 393 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,434 should love somebody that I don't even really know. 394 00:22:59,436 --> 00:23:01,290 So I thought, we'll go get coffee, I'll ask you where 395 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,731 - you're from. - Okay. 396 00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:03,915 Get to know each other, 397 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,227 - and then, um, - okay. 398 00:23:05,229 --> 00:23:06,379 You see where I'm going with this? 399 00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:09,675 - Okay. - Okay? Really? 400 00:23:09,677 --> 00:23:11,275 That worked? 401 00:23:11,277 --> 00:23:13,099 You must have a screw loose. 402 00:23:14,956 --> 00:23:17,131 - Kid, who are you? - I'm Adam. 403 00:23:31,403 --> 00:23:33,930 - Hey man. I know, I know, - ah! Jesus! 404 00:23:33,932 --> 00:23:36,874 It scared me too, I almost forgot to give you my card. 405 00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:41,099 - Thank god you didn't forget. - Uh, yeah. No, I didn't. 406 00:23:41,101 --> 00:23:43,723 That's got my website on there, okay, my Facebook, 407 00:23:43,725 --> 00:23:45,643 - Linkedin's on there, - I just need one. 408 00:23:45,645 --> 00:23:48,107 No you could use all of them, and then there's email, too 409 00:23:48,109 --> 00:23:50,250 - that's right on there. - Okay well I'll email you then. 410 00:23:50,252 --> 00:23:52,110 Okay good if you ever need to talk. Yeah. 411 00:23:52,134 --> 00:23:54,411 I'll email you and I look forward to emailing you. 412 00:23:54,412 --> 00:23:56,235 Yeah but if you ever need to talk. 413 00:23:56,237 --> 00:23:58,123 Yeah I'll, I got it. 414 00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:00,043 Yeah, man. 415 00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:02,571 If you need to. 416 00:24:02,573 --> 00:24:04,491 Okay. 417 00:24:04,493 --> 00:24:07,851 - I'm still... crazy! - Greg... Hamilton. 418 00:24:09,707 --> 00:24:11,115 Hey! 419 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,267 Email me. 420 00:24:12,269 --> 00:24:13,419 What? 421 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:16,299 - Email me. I don't know what that means. - Email me! 422 00:24:16,301 --> 00:24:18,187 Oh! Okay, oh yeah. 423 00:24:33,644 --> 00:24:37,771 - Adam? - Hey! You knew it was me. 424 00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:40,107 Yes it was in my phone. 425 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:41,579 Oh right duh. 426 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,907 - What are you, uh...? - Uh, I am here. 427 00:24:44,909 --> 00:24:49,547 I'm here. What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me? 428 00:24:49,549 --> 00:24:51,850 Well, I am telling you, you dum-dum. 429 00:24:51,852 --> 00:24:54,539 Well, listen, this is crazy but we're having this 430 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,690 dinner party tonight. 431 00:24:55,692 --> 00:24:59,659 Yeah. And, I don't know, maybe you want to come? 432 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:47,083 No but seriously, you two. You two, if there are two 433 00:26:47,085 --> 00:26:49,643 people in the whole world that should actually be 434 00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:54,570 getting married, they're right here, it's you two. 435 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,739 I actually remember when you guys met. 436 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,234 Aaron said, 'David, this is the first girl I can 437 00:27:00,236 --> 00:27:04,491 actually see myself marrying.' And I was, I 438 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:05,835 actually tried to talk you out of it 439 00:27:05,837 --> 00:27:08,459 so I could ask Allison out. I did! 440 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:13,099 Because she's, look at her! Who wouldn't want to marry her instantly! You would be 441 00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:15,051 - crazy not to marry her! - - Down boy. 442 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:18,539 If it doesn't work out, I'm waiting in the wings. 443 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,523 Text me, call me. 444 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,188 Whatever you need to do. 445 00:27:22,189 --> 00:27:27,562 No but seriously, you guys are actually fashioned for 446 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:32,395 each other, you were made for one another. And I do 447 00:27:32,397 --> 00:27:36,714 not know a more intelligent, graceful 448 00:27:36,716 --> 00:27:39,883 couple than you guys. 449 00:27:39,885 --> 00:27:43,530 And they say that marriage is hard work, right, that's 450 00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:45,291 the thing, marriage is hard work, but I'm not 451 00:27:45,293 --> 00:27:47,115 really worried about you guys, because 452 00:27:47,117 --> 00:27:49,131 - you guys make sense. - Thanks, Dave. 453 00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:52,363 And that's a beautiful thing, so let's drink to them! 454 00:27:52,365 --> 00:27:58,859 Cheers to you guys I love you, I love you, you, you, 455 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,106 and you're fine too. 456 00:28:00,108 --> 00:28:02,122 Let's get really drunk and be happy. 457 00:28:02,124 --> 00:28:02,986 Mazel tov. 458 00:28:02,988 --> 00:28:06,539 Can I kiss you? I've been wanting to kiss her all night. 459 00:28:19,819 --> 00:28:20,843 Are you friends with Aaron? 460 00:28:20,845 --> 00:28:22,059 Allison actually. 461 00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:23,883 Oh, how do you guys know each other? 462 00:28:23,885 --> 00:28:25,707 Adam and Allison used to go out. 463 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,075 Oh really? 464 00:28:28,077 --> 00:28:29,002 Yeah. 465 00:28:29,004 --> 00:28:30,411 When was that? 466 00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:32,842 Literally, right before Aaron. 467 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,434 Oh. 468 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:54,059 - You're Adam, huh? - Yeah. 469 00:28:54,061 --> 00:28:55,307 I'm Lee, nice to meet you. 470 00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:57,354 - Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. - Cheers. 471 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,363 I'm sorry. 472 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,443 Did she ask you to come to this dinner? 473 00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:04,907 - She, she did. - Mister really good friend? 474 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,787 - Yeah... - You're that guy. 475 00:29:09,197 --> 00:29:11,275 I'm sorry man I'm just kidding with you, I'm kidding. 476 00:29:11,277 --> 00:29:13,162 - Cheers, man. - Cheers. 477 00:29:13,164 --> 00:29:15,594 To the strength of the human spirit. To endure. 478 00:29:16,908 --> 00:29:17,739 Thanks. 479 00:29:17,741 --> 00:29:18,955 Yeah. 480 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:20,554 Hey buck up buddy. 481 00:29:20,556 --> 00:29:23,274 Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet! 482 00:29:26,571 --> 00:29:29,355 Did you hear what I said to second place over here? 483 00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:45,258 Hey, dummy. 484 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,379 Hey! 485 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:48,107 What are you doing up here? 486 00:29:48,109 --> 00:29:49,227 Just hanging out. 487 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,586 Come sit with me! Come here. 488 00:29:52,588 --> 00:29:55,851 You always find those little hideouts, 489 00:29:55,853 --> 00:29:57,259 you're such a weirdo. 490 00:29:57,261 --> 00:29:59,049 You're a weirdo, you dum dum. How was your -? 491 00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:00,139 How was the - oh sorry. 492 00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:02,571 - You go. - You go. No, you go. 493 00:30:02,573 --> 00:30:03,690 - Um... - Go ahead. 494 00:30:03,692 --> 00:30:05,355 No, nah, nah I just had nothing 495 00:30:05,357 --> 00:30:06,955 - really interesting to say. - Neither did I. 496 00:30:06,957 --> 00:30:07,916 Alright. 497 00:30:09,549 --> 00:30:10,891 So. 498 00:30:10,893 --> 00:30:14,154 How, um, I like, like, your hair. It's different. 499 00:30:14,156 --> 00:30:16,330 Oh yeah thank you! Yeah. 500 00:30:16,332 --> 00:30:17,291 Good different? 501 00:30:17,932 --> 00:30:18,891 Great different. 502 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:20,939 You look, um... 503 00:30:21,804 --> 00:30:23,050 - The same. - The same! 504 00:30:23,052 --> 00:30:24,939 - Yeah. - Yeah, kinda. Yeah. 505 00:30:24,941 --> 00:30:25,707 Good same? 506 00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:26,827 Great same. 507 00:30:33,451 --> 00:30:36,586 Ah, so this is, uh, pretty crazy, huh? 508 00:30:36,588 --> 00:30:40,907 It really is, I mean it is really crazy. 509 00:30:40,909 --> 00:30:42,442 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's very overwhelming. 510 00:30:42,444 --> 00:30:43,499 There are so many 511 00:30:43,501 --> 00:30:45,355 - decisions to make. - I bet, I bet. 512 00:30:45,357 --> 00:30:47,819 I mean it's also so sudden. 513 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:53,514 Right, yeah, it's just, I don't know, it just happened. 514 00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:58,155 Yeah, that's how these things go. 515 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,187 - Do you remember when, um... - Allison! 516 00:31:06,189 --> 00:31:07,083 Oh, hey. 517 00:31:07,085 --> 00:31:08,778 It's your party come play. 518 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:11,754 - Yeah! I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna, - yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 519 00:31:11,756 --> 00:31:12,651 I'll see you later though, yeah? 520 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,186 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 521 00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:15,883 - You come on down, too! - Ah, yeah! 522 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:21,483 Watch your head coming down. 523 00:31:21,485 --> 00:31:23,722 Oh yeah, what is... yeah. 524 00:31:23,724 --> 00:31:25,739 Interesting space up here. 525 00:31:25,741 --> 00:31:29,163 It's where we have a lot of sex. Strictly. 526 00:31:29,165 --> 00:31:31,531 - You're, you're the worst. - Just kidding, just kidding. 527 00:31:43,851 --> 00:31:44,939 Hey buddy! 528 00:31:44,941 --> 00:31:46,635 Hey, Aaron, how you doing? 529 00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:49,259 I'm good, I'm good. Well, you know, nervous. 530 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,987 Yeah, psh, big day coming up. 531 00:31:50,989 --> 00:31:52,234 You're telling me. 532 00:31:52,236 --> 00:31:53,994 What, you uh, you want to stand up there for me? 533 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:54,955 Sure! 534 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:57,930 I mean, not really. No. 535 00:31:57,932 --> 00:31:59,242 Hey, really good to see you though. 536 00:31:59,244 --> 00:32:03,531 Mm-hmm. Allison was so glad you could make it, you know. 537 00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:04,650 You mean a lot to her. 538 00:32:04,652 --> 00:32:05,899 - Aw. - You really do. 539 00:32:05,901 --> 00:32:07,594 She means a lot to me. 540 00:32:07,596 --> 00:32:09,195 You know what on a personal note, I think 541 00:32:09,197 --> 00:32:11,659 it's so cool that you came, given your history 542 00:32:11,661 --> 00:32:14,187 and stuff? It's like, it's really big of you. 543 00:32:14,189 --> 00:32:15,691 So thank you. 544 00:32:15,693 --> 00:32:19,243 Well thanks Aaron. That's big of you to say. 545 00:32:19,245 --> 00:32:21,771 No I mean it's big of you. 546 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,618 Well it's big of you too. 547 00:32:26,091 --> 00:32:27,051 I guess we're both big. 548 00:32:28,877 --> 00:32:30,795 I like that we're both big. Heyoo! 549 00:32:33,581 --> 00:32:35,563 No no no, I have actually a very small penis. 550 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:37,546 - Really? - No no no. 551 00:32:37,548 --> 00:32:38,507 Oh. 552 00:32:39,149 --> 00:32:41,898 So you don't. No. No, I'm very secure in that area. 553 00:32:43,915 --> 00:32:45,738 - Good. - Yeah. 554 00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:48,171 So, I'm just glad everyone's, you know, 555 00:32:48,172 --> 00:32:49,259 where they're supposed to be. 556 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:51,467 Totally. Totally. 557 00:32:51,924 --> 00:32:53,419 Well hey! Good to see you. 558 00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:56,267 Well, thanks for inviting me, Aaron, 559 00:32:56,269 --> 00:32:57,706 that was really big of you, again. 560 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,595 - You're amazing. Alright. - You're amazing. 561 00:32:59,597 --> 00:33:00,682 Thanks, big guy. 562 00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:04,938 Hey you know, we should hang some time. 563 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,187 Yeah, cool! 564 00:33:06,189 --> 00:33:07,499 Do you play tennis? 565 00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:09,867 Do I play tennis? 566 00:33:09,869 --> 00:33:11,242 What you like the game? 567 00:33:11,244 --> 00:33:12,907 Ah, love the game. 568 00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:14,667 Alright, well we'll go a few rounds, will be fun. 569 00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:15,787 Cool, yeah. 570 00:33:15,789 --> 00:33:17,131 - Noice. - Very noice. 571 00:33:18,475 --> 00:33:18,955 Alright. 572 00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:21,450 Cool. 573 00:33:38,221 --> 00:33:39,594 Sorry. 574 00:33:44,685 --> 00:33:45,644 Sorry. 575 00:33:59,084 --> 00:34:00,299 Where you from? 576 00:34:00,301 --> 00:34:02,699 Um, originally from Vermont. 577 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,451 Vermont?? Cool! 578 00:34:06,027 --> 00:34:07,882 Great skiing there, right? 579 00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:08,650 Yeah. 580 00:34:08,749 --> 00:34:09,611 Yeah. 581 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:12,267 Oh my god, David! Hi, how are you? 582 00:34:12,269 --> 00:34:13,611 - I miss you! - Oh my god that 583 00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:15,274 - speech was so good. - Thank you. 584 00:34:15,276 --> 00:34:17,994 - It was really good. I lost my, sorry, - they were so happy! 585 00:34:17,996 --> 00:34:20,491 - I lost my keys. - Your keys? Ooh. 586 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:22,827 - Can you find them for me? - Well I'm waiting on an 587 00:34:22,829 --> 00:34:24,939 - Uber, just come with me. - Can I go home with you? 588 00:34:24,941 --> 00:34:27,754 - Where do you live? I... Thank you so... - Gonna have some girls over. 589 00:34:27,756 --> 00:34:29,514 I think we should hang out more. 590 00:34:29,516 --> 00:34:31,530 You gotta, actually, David you're sitting on my... 591 00:34:31,532 --> 00:34:33,675 I haven't liked anyone in like, forever! 592 00:34:33,677 --> 00:34:35,563 Gwen, David, it was... 593 00:34:35,565 --> 00:34:38,027 - Do you feel this too, though? - Yes, I love that. 594 00:34:38,029 --> 00:34:39,179 Have you thought about walking down the aisle? 595 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:41,898 I'm gonna just... Oh how would we do that? I was thinking like, 596 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:42,954 I'm actually gonna head out, David. 597 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:45,291 Or we could hold hands. 598 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,859 David, I'm gonna go ahead and head out, so... 599 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:49,099 - Hand in hand! That's it, done! - I love holding hands. 600 00:34:49,101 --> 00:34:50,699 I miss you, why don't we hang out more? 601 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:53,002 Well come over tonight, girls' night, it'll be fun. 602 00:34:55,436 --> 00:34:56,811 - You okay man? - I just popped outta there. 603 00:34:56,812 --> 00:34:59,339 So we were, we were just talking about... 604 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:02,602 - Sorry. You just snapped that chair. - Jesus it's just 605 00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:04,522 - a dinner party, god. - Oh my god it's like 606 00:35:04,524 --> 00:35:08,010 - a peace pipe. - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 607 00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:09,386 - That's a good bit. - That's for you, dude, 608 00:35:09,388 --> 00:35:11,146 - that's for the road. - Take that one. 609 00:35:11,148 --> 00:35:13,035 - You can have it. - I really enjoyed your speech. 610 00:35:34,187 --> 00:35:35,883 Whaaaat? 611 00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:38,122 What are you doing here? 612 00:35:38,124 --> 00:35:40,554 - Hi, mom. - Oh my god! 613 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:43,434 Hi, uh, what are you wearing? 614 00:35:43,436 --> 00:35:44,459 I was jogging! 615 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:48,203 Uh, since when are you jogging? 616 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,450 What do you mean? I'm exercising. 617 00:35:49,452 --> 00:35:52,043 I've never seen you exercise. 618 00:35:52,045 --> 00:35:53,290 I'm getting in shape! 619 00:35:53,292 --> 00:35:55,114 What's on your head? 620 00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:57,994 - Just a jogging thing. - What? 621 00:35:57,996 --> 00:35:59,339 It's a running, you know, sweatband. 622 00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:00,651 You okay? 623 00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:06,667 How long you gonna be home? I don't know, not long, just a quickie. I'm alright. 624 00:36:06,669 --> 00:36:07,851 Are you gonna stay here? 625 00:36:07,852 --> 00:36:09,579 Uh, I can't. 626 00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:11,403 Well where you gonna stay? 627 00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:13,515 Work put me up at this hotel nearby. 628 00:36:13,517 --> 00:36:16,011 Really? Mister big shot! 629 00:36:16,013 --> 00:36:18,411 - Its not the four seasons! - Sounds good! 630 00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:20,107 So how's it going, anything interesting? 631 00:36:20,109 --> 00:36:22,698 Yeah, nah, just the usual, you 632 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,299 know. Birds Humpin' in the woods. 633 00:36:25,579 --> 00:36:26,251 - Wow. - Yeah. 634 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:27,819 Sounds provocative. 635 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,347 So. 636 00:36:30,349 --> 00:36:34,155 You gonna call Allison while you're here or am I 637 00:36:34,157 --> 00:36:35,274 not allowed to ask? 638 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,314 I don't know, I haven't really thought about it. 639 00:36:38,316 --> 00:36:40,875 Maybe. I think you should. I still have that picture 640 00:36:40,877 --> 00:36:42,283 you took when you went down to Carmel. 641 00:36:42,285 --> 00:36:43,435 Look, right there. 642 00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:46,346 Mom are you insane? 643 00:36:46,348 --> 00:36:49,291 It's been almost two years you can't do that. 644 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:52,075 - This is crazy, this is nuts - I like the pic... 645 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:54,730 - That you still have this. - That is very immature. 646 00:36:54,732 --> 00:36:56,427 What are you doing? 647 00:36:56,429 --> 00:36:57,675 It's a picture of us! 648 00:36:57,677 --> 00:36:59,467 It's so weird that you have that. 649 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,290 What are you throwing that away for? 650 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,898 You are so dramatic. 651 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,139 You are so dramatic. 652 00:37:08,141 --> 00:37:10,698 Just call her, if you're here, you have the time, 653 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:11,979 no big deal. 654 00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:16,523 Alright maybe. 655 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,419 Are you happy? 656 00:37:31,884 --> 00:37:32,811 Good to see you. 657 00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:34,282 Good to see you. 658 00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:30,379 Whoa! 659 00:39:32,812 --> 00:39:34,059 Aw shit! 660 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,091 Okay, that's alright. Hey, keep your elbow up and 661 00:39:38,092 --> 00:39:40,458 - follow through, you know? - Yeah I know! 662 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,483 Yeah. 663 00:39:41,771 --> 00:39:43,755 There you go, yeah just like that! 664 00:39:46,827 --> 00:39:47,786 You good? 665 00:39:49,132 --> 00:39:50,443 Yeah, feel good! 666 00:39:50,445 --> 00:39:52,011 Hey I'm glad we're doing this, man. 667 00:39:52,013 --> 00:39:53,515 - Me too. - It's cool. 668 00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:55,114 - My serve. - - Yeah. 669 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:09,388 I thought you said you played? 670 00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:15,051 - Yeah it's been a while! - You know, I almost went pro. 671 00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:16,299 Oh I didn't know that. 672 00:40:16,301 --> 00:40:18,858 Blew my knee out in college. 673 00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,715 - Bummer. - Yeah. 674 00:40:20,717 --> 00:40:22,090 That would have been a different life. 675 00:40:22,092 --> 00:40:26,571 Really. I mean, travel the world, fame, glory. 676 00:40:27,755 --> 00:40:30,603 No but things work out the way they're supposed to, right? 677 00:40:35,148 --> 00:40:36,715 Whose serve? 678 00:40:36,717 --> 00:40:37,995 You take it! 679 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,834 Shit! 680 00:40:49,836 --> 00:40:51,211 Good round, bud! 681 00:40:51,213 --> 00:40:52,523 Thanks! 682 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:55,690 Man you set me up for that spike! 683 00:40:55,692 --> 00:40:59,691 I know, that's uh, how so? 684 00:40:59,692 --> 00:41:02,154 Well you know when you lobbed it up and I just, 685 00:41:02,156 --> 00:41:04,395 - spiked it like that. - Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah. 686 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:09,707 That was a nice hit. I feel bad man, we could have grabbed a beer or something. 687 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,914 Oh no, this is, this is great. 688 00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:13,707 Oh good. Yeah, okay. 689 00:41:13,709 --> 00:41:15,082 - Yeah this is great. - Good. 690 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,019 Al said you're into documentaries? 691 00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:20,427 Al? 692 00:41:20,429 --> 00:41:26,379 Allison. Oh yeah, um, yeah, no I'm mostly editing now, 693 00:41:26,381 --> 00:41:27,978 somebody else's stuff. 694 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:30,059 So like what kind of stuff? Political? 695 00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:33,707 No like, uh, bird stuff mostly. 696 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,819 - That's kinda cool. - Yeah I kinda want to get 697 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:37,899 my own thing going soon. 698 00:41:37,901 --> 00:41:39,115 So what's that gonna be about? 699 00:41:39,117 --> 00:41:41,066 Birds, you're into birds? You like birds? 700 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:47,370 No like, something like pollution, climate, 701 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:50,187 I don't know, something like the environment. 702 00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:51,915 That's great! That's great, 703 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:53,482 can't wait to see that. That's really cool. 704 00:41:53,484 --> 00:41:55,818 - Okay my serve. - Yeah. 705 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,259 Okay now remember elbow up and try to stay on the 706 00:42:01,261 --> 00:42:02,571 balls of your feet. 707 00:42:02,573 --> 00:42:03,819 Elbows up, balls. 708 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,547 - Yeah. - Okay. 709 00:42:05,549 --> 00:42:07,371 Just go side to side, let's get loose a little bit. 710 00:42:07,373 --> 00:42:10,314 Your shoulders, bring it forward, bring 711 00:42:10,316 --> 00:42:11,786 your toes forward, bring it back. 712 00:42:11,788 --> 00:42:13,354 There you go! Keep going! 713 00:42:13,645 --> 00:42:14,507 Are you sure? 714 00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:16,875 No man you look like a fucking idiot! 715 00:42:16,877 --> 00:42:18,090 - C'mon! - I know! 716 00:42:20,011 --> 00:42:21,867 - Okay here we go bud you ready? - - Yup! 717 00:42:24,332 --> 00:42:26,219 There you go! 718 00:42:26,221 --> 00:42:28,619 There you go, bud. Nice and easy, buddy. 719 00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:29,899 There, nice! 720 00:42:32,012 --> 00:42:32,971 Spike! 721 00:42:40,204 --> 00:42:41,482 Wow, almost got me there! 722 00:42:42,411 --> 00:42:43,755 Almost! 723 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:46,763 My serve. 724 00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:48,075 You sure? 725 00:42:48,556 --> 00:42:49,643 Oh yeah. 726 00:42:49,645 --> 00:42:50,604 Yeah. 727 00:43:06,572 --> 00:43:09,994 Fucking fuck! 728 00:43:17,611 --> 00:43:19,019 Slipped! 729 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:20,779 Sweaty. 730 00:43:22,731 --> 00:43:23,786 Sorry! 731 00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:27,947 Good game! 732 00:43:30,893 --> 00:43:31,947 Mister Shalman! 733 00:43:31,949 --> 00:43:33,743 Are you enjoying your stay with us? Oh yeah, 734 00:43:33,767 --> 00:43:35,339 I'm having the time of my life. Thanks. 735 00:43:35,341 --> 00:43:37,003 Wonderful! The elevators are to your right. 736 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:38,475 Oh they haven't moved? 737 00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:42,378 No they haven't moved, fucking asshole. 738 00:44:10,284 --> 00:44:11,786 Oh my god... 739 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:15,915 Hey! 740 00:44:15,917 --> 00:44:17,227 How are you buddy? 741 00:44:17,229 --> 00:44:18,475 How's it going? 742 00:44:18,477 --> 00:44:20,395 Come on give me the details did you see her? 743 00:44:21,772 --> 00:44:23,115 Yeah. 744 00:44:23,117 --> 00:44:24,076 And? 745 00:44:25,548 --> 00:44:27,850 It was, it was nice. 746 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,786 Is the wedding off? 747 00:44:32,972 --> 00:44:35,819 Wonder if I punch the computer screen, I wonder 748 00:44:35,821 --> 00:44:39,114 if you would feel it. Do they have that technology? 749 00:44:39,116 --> 00:44:41,194 - You could try. - What do you want? 750 00:44:41,196 --> 00:44:42,187 You need a date. 751 00:44:42,189 --> 00:44:44,043 What? No, I don't, the last thing I 752 00:44:44,045 --> 00:44:45,451 want to do is go on another date. 753 00:44:45,453 --> 00:44:48,106 No no, to the wedding, to the wedding. 754 00:44:48,108 --> 00:44:51,563 You can't show up stag, it's suicide. You'll be annihilated. 755 00:44:51,565 --> 00:44:52,875 - Really? - Mmm. 756 00:44:52,877 --> 00:44:54,795 Well what do you want me to do? I can't just... 757 00:44:54,797 --> 00:44:55,786 I got you! 758 00:44:55,788 --> 00:44:56,747 I got you! 759 00:44:57,451 --> 00:44:58,410 Who? 760 00:44:58,412 --> 00:44:59,211 My cousin! 761 00:44:59,213 --> 00:45:00,459 Tallulah! 762 00:45:00,461 --> 00:45:01,675 Tallulah? 763 00:45:01,677 --> 00:45:03,114 Tallulah! 764 00:45:03,116 --> 00:45:04,938 What is she, like a little fairy? 765 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,083 She's a real girl named Tallulah! 766 00:45:07,085 --> 00:45:08,874 She's your cousin? 767 00:45:08,876 --> 00:45:10,731 Yeah, second cousin but yeah. 768 00:45:11,307 --> 00:45:13,259 Does she look like you? 769 00:45:15,628 --> 00:45:17,099 You mean is she Asian, 770 00:45:17,101 --> 00:45:18,730 - are you asking? - No, man, no! 771 00:45:18,732 --> 00:45:20,746 She's white, are you happy, Mel Gibson? 772 00:45:20,748 --> 00:45:21,899 - She's white! - Stop... 773 00:45:21,901 --> 00:45:23,155 Stop it that's not what I meant! 774 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:25,546 All you do is love Asian girls, that's what this is about. 775 00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:28,363 - What? - Yeah you do. 776 00:45:28,365 --> 00:45:29,611 She's not me with boobs. 777 00:45:29,613 --> 00:45:31,339 She's a date to the wedding so you have 778 00:45:31,341 --> 00:45:33,322 something standing between you and massive amounts of 779 00:45:33,324 --> 00:45:34,890 shame and self-degradation! 780 00:45:35,118 --> 00:45:36,556 You just need a plus one. 781 00:45:36,557 --> 00:45:39,211 Who knows, you might even like her. 782 00:45:39,916 --> 00:45:42,315 Alright, well, maybe. Thank you. 783 00:45:42,891 --> 00:45:45,258 Uh, listen I'm gonna go take a shower but, um... 784 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,539 Oh ho ho ho! 785 00:45:46,731 --> 00:45:47,691 What? 786 00:45:47,692 --> 00:45:51,018 What are, what are you wearing? 787 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:52,619 What do you mean, it's just tennis shorts? 788 00:45:54,124 --> 00:45:56,362 You look like you stole a little boys underwear. 789 00:45:56,364 --> 00:45:57,803 I was playing tennis! 790 00:45:57,805 --> 00:45:58,859 You don't play tennis! 791 00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:01,003 Yes I do, I do sometimes. 792 00:46:01,005 --> 00:46:02,186 With who? 793 00:46:06,635 --> 00:46:08,331 - Aaron. - Aaron? What? 794 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,666 - Aaron, okay? Yeah. - What are you doing? 795 00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:11,819 Hey listen, listen! 796 00:46:11,821 --> 00:46:14,027 You're fraternizing with the enemy! 797 00:46:14,029 --> 00:46:16,011 The enemy? Give me a break. 798 00:46:16,013 --> 00:46:18,442 Grow up, mark, come on! 799 00:46:18,444 --> 00:46:19,371 He's cool! 800 00:46:19,372 --> 00:46:21,099 He's actually a really cool guy. 801 00:46:21,101 --> 00:46:22,731 I had fun today. 802 00:46:22,733 --> 00:46:24,171 You would like him a lot, I think. 803 00:46:24,653 --> 00:46:27,594 I would? I feel like the three of us should hang out. 804 00:46:30,092 --> 00:46:31,467 Why are you looking at me like that? 805 00:46:31,469 --> 00:46:32,746 Why are you doing this? 806 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,691 Listen, listen! Life moves on, mark, and 807 00:46:35,692 --> 00:46:37,450 some of us are moving with it! 808 00:46:37,452 --> 00:46:39,562 Some of us can see your balls! 809 00:46:40,396 --> 00:46:42,250 - Good bye. - Like a wonton sized... 810 00:46:42,252 --> 00:46:43,371 Bye bye! 811 00:47:06,988 --> 00:47:08,203 T-Tallulah? 812 00:47:08,205 --> 00:47:09,130 - Tallulah? 813 00:47:09,132 --> 00:47:11,115 - Hi! - Hi, hi, Adam. 814 00:47:12,171 --> 00:47:12,970 Great. 815 00:47:12,972 --> 00:47:14,059 Nice to meet you! 816 00:47:15,564 --> 00:47:17,579 So how you doing? 817 00:47:18,764 --> 00:47:19,882 Good. 818 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:22,410 - Sorry? - Good. 819 00:47:22,763 --> 00:47:23,819 You sure? 820 00:47:25,611 --> 00:47:26,987 Yeah. 821 00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:29,963 Are you okay? 822 00:47:31,756 --> 00:47:33,034 Nervous. 823 00:47:33,036 --> 00:47:35,306 Don't worry about it, I'm nervous too. 824 00:47:35,308 --> 00:47:38,475 So you're uh, you're mark's cousin? 825 00:47:38,477 --> 00:47:39,146 Yeah. 826 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,523 I'm so sorry. 827 00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:43,691 What happened? 828 00:47:43,692 --> 00:47:48,555 No no no, I was kidding I was, mark's my friend. 829 00:47:49,547 --> 00:47:51,562 It's a joke. 830 00:47:51,564 --> 00:47:55,147 I don't know if it is a joke 831 00:47:55,149 --> 00:47:56,939 if it's not funny. 832 00:47:57,739 --> 00:48:00,714 Um, so you hungry? 833 00:48:00,716 --> 00:48:01,707 Not anymore. 834 00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:05,002 Did you have a chance to look at the menu? 835 00:48:05,004 --> 00:48:12,676 Yeah, um, I read it about five times by myself but I 836 00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:16,043 don't know where to look so I just pretended that I 837 00:48:16,045 --> 00:48:19,883 was reading and then I really was reading the 838 00:48:19,885 --> 00:48:22,251 menu over and over. 839 00:48:22,252 --> 00:48:25,259 What do you, what do you do? 840 00:48:25,261 --> 00:48:26,571 I make dolls. 841 00:48:28,492 --> 00:48:29,579 You make dolls? 842 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:32,394 - And uh, doll houses. - Huh. 843 00:48:32,396 --> 00:48:35,274 And little, little doll furniture to 844 00:48:35,276 --> 00:48:37,995 go into the doll houses. It's so tiny... 845 00:48:37,997 --> 00:48:40,267 And that leads to doll upholstery and 846 00:48:40,269 --> 00:48:41,994 doll clothes and next thing I 847 00:48:41,996 --> 00:48:45,419 know I'm making the tiniest little doll bow 848 00:48:45,421 --> 00:48:48,810 tie and I think it might be affecting my vision, 849 00:48:48,812 --> 00:48:51,051 I've been having a lot of problems seeing. 850 00:48:51,052 --> 00:48:53,355 Oh my god, that's terrible. 851 00:48:53,357 --> 00:48:56,619 So you should maybe stop doing that, right? 852 00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:01,098 - Never. - Wow. 853 00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:02,475 That's persistent. 854 00:49:02,477 --> 00:49:05,034 The dolls will leave me. 855 00:49:05,036 --> 00:49:06,283 What do you do? 856 00:49:07,915 --> 00:49:11,242 Uh, I'm, I'm a documentary film maker. 857 00:49:11,244 --> 00:49:12,779 Can I see one of your films? 858 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:17,066 Well no not yet but hopefully soon. 859 00:49:18,827 --> 00:49:19,851 That's cool. 860 00:49:19,852 --> 00:49:20,811 Yeah? 861 00:49:21,867 --> 00:49:24,107 Yeah it is, thanks, it's pretty cool. 862 00:49:24,109 --> 00:49:26,187 Well I can't wait to see it. 863 00:49:26,189 --> 00:49:28,011 - Thanks, really? - Yeah. 864 00:49:28,013 --> 00:49:30,027 Yeah, alright. Well you'll be the first. 865 00:49:30,029 --> 00:49:32,778 - I'll watch anything. - Oh. 866 00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:35,115 Um. What are you gonna order? 867 00:49:51,693 --> 00:49:53,419 Okay, okay. 868 00:49:53,421 --> 00:49:56,074 What if I went up to that guy, see that guy eating, uh, 869 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,771 it looks like tortilla soup? 870 00:49:57,773 --> 00:49:59,819 Delicious. I actually like staring at him. 871 00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:02,955 - Yeah, hey, head in the game. And I, and I go up to him - yes, and he... 872 00:50:02,957 --> 00:50:05,387 And I say 'exthcuse me 873 00:50:05,389 --> 00:50:10,251 thir, exthcuse me thir, that tortilla thoup is 874 00:50:10,253 --> 00:50:12,586 gonna make you tortilla poop!' 875 00:50:14,028 --> 00:50:16,170 and I just walked away. 876 00:50:16,172 --> 00:50:18,539 That's not offensive it's just odd. 877 00:50:18,541 --> 00:50:20,170 It's a little offensive. 878 00:50:20,172 --> 00:50:21,930 Alright what you got? 879 00:50:23,277 --> 00:50:24,747 Okay. 880 00:50:24,749 --> 00:50:26,730 - The couple next to us? - Yes. 881 00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:30,634 What if I took off my panties? 882 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:31,979 Oh I like it already. 883 00:50:33,451 --> 00:50:36,715 And I slipped them into his coat pocket? 884 00:50:36,717 --> 00:50:40,586 And when they get home tonight she finds the 885 00:50:40,588 --> 00:50:44,939 underpants and they get in this huge fight about 886 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:47,914 whether or not he's cheating on her and the 887 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:52,683 more he denies it the more she thinks he's a liar so 888 00:50:52,685 --> 00:50:57,706 they break up and all their friends side with her and 889 00:50:57,708 --> 00:51:00,779 he's left wondering 'how the fuck, how the fuck did 890 00:51:00,781 --> 00:51:04,203 these underpants get in my coat pocket?' 891 00:51:04,205 --> 00:51:07,787 and he still insists years later when he calls her, 892 00:51:07,789 --> 00:51:10,059 'they weren't mine I don't know where they came from, ' 893 00:51:10,061 --> 00:51:14,859 and he slowly goes insane and he becomes an alcoholic? 894 00:51:14,861 --> 00:51:17,962 And all of his friends and family just completely 895 00:51:17,964 --> 00:51:23,211 desert him and he dies alone. 896 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:24,715 Of aids. 897 00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:30,858 That has gone way too far. 898 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:34,698 You have veered into a level of depravity that is 899 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,611 upsetting to say the least. 900 00:51:37,613 --> 00:51:40,075 I feel like I don't know you, I don't want to play 901 00:51:40,077 --> 00:51:41,995 - this game anymore. - These are one of the things 902 00:51:41,997 --> 00:51:43,338 that I'm very good at. 903 00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:46,891 That was incredible you just broke the game. 904 00:51:46,893 --> 00:51:48,779 - You win? I guess. - I win. 905 00:51:48,781 --> 00:51:50,731 You my friend are the winner. 906 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:52,170 Whoo! 907 00:51:52,172 --> 00:51:54,379 Wow! Congratulations, you're officially 908 00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:55,466 the worse person I know. 909 00:51:55,468 --> 00:51:58,315 Aw, that's sweet, thank you. 910 00:51:58,317 --> 00:52:00,010 Let's get you some ice cream, kiddo. 911 00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:01,292 Don't mess with me. 912 00:52:01,293 --> 00:52:04,747 Oh I won't, I won't, because then you'll come up with some 913 00:52:04,749 --> 00:52:07,307 perverted scheme to ruin my life and then I won't 914 00:52:07,309 --> 00:52:09,643 even know it for years to come. 915 00:52:09,645 --> 00:52:11,370 You won't even see it coming. 916 00:52:13,772 --> 00:52:16,363 - It's... - It's very good, I feel... 917 00:52:16,365 --> 00:52:21,067 I feel terrified, and impressed. It's a mix of emotions. 918 00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:43,179 Hi. 919 00:52:43,181 --> 00:52:45,291 Oh sorry, uh. 920 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:46,987 What are you thinking? 921 00:52:48,619 --> 00:52:50,475 Oh nothing sorry. 922 00:52:50,891 --> 00:52:52,042 Are you on drugs? 923 00:52:53,356 --> 00:52:55,594 No, no. 924 00:52:55,596 --> 00:52:57,450 Do you wanna be? 925 00:52:59,435 --> 00:53:00,746 No. 926 00:53:02,444 --> 00:53:05,931 I happen to have a bunch of Adderall in my purse. 927 00:53:07,756 --> 00:53:09,994 Did you say you have a whole bag of Adderall? 928 00:53:09,996 --> 00:53:11,306 Yeah. 929 00:53:11,308 --> 00:53:13,995 What, why? 930 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:20,394 I mean, I'm an artist, so... 931 00:53:20,396 --> 00:53:23,403 - That makes sense. - Yeah, long nights. 932 00:53:23,405 --> 00:53:26,347 Would you like to be my date to my ex girlfriends wedding? 933 00:53:26,349 --> 00:53:29,579 - Okay. - Yeah? Great. 934 00:53:37,004 --> 00:53:39,498 For the north American jumping spider, mating can 935 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,514 be a dangerous game. 936 00:53:41,516 --> 00:53:45,610 In this delicate moment, the male must woo the 937 00:53:45,612 --> 00:53:49,706 female spider or she will kill him and eat him. 938 00:53:49,708 --> 00:53:53,546 If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab 939 00:53:53,548 --> 00:53:59,019 him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides. 940 00:54:53,804 --> 00:54:55,755 Adam? Adam! 941 00:54:58,284 --> 00:54:59,403 Allison? 942 00:55:00,587 --> 00:55:04,651 What are... what are you doing here? 943 00:55:04,653 --> 00:55:06,219 What are you doing here? 944 00:55:06,221 --> 00:55:09,226 That is so funny running into you. 945 00:55:09,228 --> 00:55:11,754 Well I work here. 946 00:55:11,756 --> 00:55:14,667 Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy. 947 00:55:15,788 --> 00:55:17,995 Yeah for seven years. 948 00:55:17,997 --> 00:55:19,403 - That's right, - right. 949 00:55:19,405 --> 00:55:22,826 I forgot it was on this block. 950 00:55:22,828 --> 00:55:24,075 Hm. 951 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,314 - Good to see you! - Good to see you. 952 00:55:27,244 --> 00:55:28,491 Were you jogging? 953 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,795 Oh yeah, yeah, just got into jogging. 954 00:55:30,797 --> 00:55:33,963 You're into jogging now? Yeah ever since I quit smoking I figured... 955 00:55:33,965 --> 00:55:35,627 You did not quit smoking. 956 00:55:35,629 --> 00:55:36,810 I did! I did. 957 00:55:36,812 --> 00:55:37,771 - Really? - Yeah. 958 00:55:38,795 --> 00:55:41,002 Wow thought you'd never quit. 959 00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:43,723 A lot's changed since we went out. 960 00:55:43,725 --> 00:55:44,971 - Yeah? - Yeah. 961 00:55:45,804 --> 00:55:48,682 Like what else? Oh man, I gave up kind of everything. 962 00:55:48,684 --> 00:55:51,466 I got really into raw, not raw foods totally, but 963 00:55:51,468 --> 00:55:53,227 - more raw foods, - okay. 964 00:55:53,229 --> 00:55:56,107 I still cook a little bit. I'm still a cook. 965 00:55:57,164 --> 00:55:58,219 Too moist to my liking. 966 00:55:58,221 --> 00:55:59,979 - Ugh I hate that word! - I know, sorry. 967 00:56:01,293 --> 00:56:03,466 Moist always brings everything to a standstill, yeah. 968 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:04,898 It does I've always said that. 969 00:56:05,867 --> 00:56:06,891 Aw man. 970 00:56:06,892 --> 00:56:08,971 Hey you know I'm the manager now. 971 00:56:08,973 --> 00:56:11,626 - Are you serious? That's great! - I am! I know! 972 00:56:11,628 --> 00:56:13,450 - Wow, good for you! - Yeah I get free trips 973 00:56:13,452 --> 00:56:15,435 - to Paris once a year. - What? 974 00:56:15,437 --> 00:56:18,539 - What's cooler than that? - Not much, could be worse. 975 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:21,675 Come on, you're practically running the fashion industry. 976 00:56:21,677 --> 00:56:23,914 Yeah I don't know about that but it's, 977 00:56:23,916 --> 00:56:25,066 - it's pretty cool. - It's cool. 978 00:56:25,068 --> 00:56:28,523 What about you, y'know? What are you up to? 979 00:56:28,525 --> 00:56:31,659 Uh, I'm actually prepping my first documentary. 980 00:56:31,661 --> 00:56:33,706 - What? What?? - Yeah, yeah. 981 00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:37,163 Well it's early, I mean it's, yeah, very early stages. 982 00:56:38,124 --> 00:56:40,586 That's amazing, that's what you've always wanted. 983 00:56:40,588 --> 00:56:42,571 It's pretty cool, I think it will be good. 984 00:56:47,148 --> 00:56:49,578 - Yeah, uh, we'll see. - What is it about? 985 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:54,634 Well it's, I don't wanna it's love, really about love. 986 00:56:54,636 --> 00:56:55,851 How so? 987 00:56:55,852 --> 00:56:58,443 I know this sounds lame but I don't want to say 988 00:56:58,445 --> 00:57:01,546 too much, I don't really know how it's gonna end 989 00:57:01,548 --> 00:57:04,011 but I'll invite you to the premiere. 990 00:57:04,013 --> 00:57:05,515 Oh that's very kind of you. 991 00:57:07,852 --> 00:57:09,163 Can I ask you something? 992 00:57:10,251 --> 00:57:11,787 You can ask me anything. 993 00:57:12,171 --> 00:57:13,867 Are you happy? 994 00:57:16,428 --> 00:57:18,315 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 995 00:57:18,317 --> 00:57:20,971 Well, maybe there's a reason. 996 00:57:21,294 --> 00:57:22,156 Jesus! 997 00:57:22,157 --> 00:57:25,354 You know what, I take that back, you can't ask me anything. 998 00:57:25,356 --> 00:57:26,539 Oh my god. 999 00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:28,043 Come on, it's just a question. 1000 00:57:29,260 --> 00:57:33,930 Okay happy, uh, I don't know, I guess so. 1001 00:57:33,932 --> 00:57:37,066 I mean what does that mean? Am I smiling all day, 1002 00:57:37,068 --> 00:57:39,819 - am I laughing? - No, no. 1003 00:57:39,821 --> 00:57:41,483 I don't know. Are you happy? 1004 00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:44,650 Yeah I think I am. 1005 00:57:47,787 --> 00:57:51,018 That's great. That is great. 1006 00:58:01,996 --> 00:58:03,627 So you're really coming? 1007 00:58:03,629 --> 00:58:07,659 Would you...? Yeah I am, I'm really coming. 1008 00:58:07,661 --> 00:58:10,666 I'm here. Why? 1009 00:58:10,668 --> 00:58:14,314 You know I almost didn't invite you. 1010 00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:15,659 Why? 1011 00:58:15,661 --> 00:58:18,154 Well, I don't know. 1012 00:58:18,156 --> 00:58:19,115 You're... 1013 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,059 You. 1014 00:58:24,332 --> 00:58:27,498 Then I thought it would be weirder if I didn't invite 1015 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:30,699 you like I was trying to cut you out of my life or something. 1016 00:58:30,701 --> 00:58:34,762 Are you crazy, I gotta be there. Your big day. 1017 00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:38,571 Don't wanna miss that. I want to be there. 1018 00:58:38,572 --> 00:58:41,451 I know, I know, I just figured I would invite you and it 1019 00:58:41,452 --> 00:58:43,914 - would be fine, or, - it's gonna be fine. 1020 00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:46,219 I'd never see you again, y'know? 1021 00:58:47,884 --> 00:58:49,291 Never see me again? 1022 00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:51,179 Yeah, I mean probably, right? 1023 00:58:53,611 --> 00:58:55,786 You're a monster what are you talking about? 1024 00:58:55,788 --> 00:58:59,530 That's crazy. Well I mean that's how life is, isn't it? If you're not a part of 1025 00:58:59,532 --> 00:59:04,971 - these moments, it just... - Alright hey, I'm coming, okay? 1026 00:59:04,973 --> 00:59:06,571 - I'm coming to the wedding. - Good. 1027 00:59:07,276 --> 00:59:12,106 Can't do that, can't leave an Adam sized hole here. 1028 00:59:15,532 --> 00:59:17,707 Never see you again, Jesus. 1029 00:59:18,668 --> 00:59:21,483 I, you know what I mean right? 1030 00:59:21,485 --> 00:59:22,410 Look I'm happy 1031 00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:24,619 - for you, really am. - Yeah? 1032 00:59:24,621 --> 00:59:26,443 I am, I'm really happy for you! 1033 00:59:27,308 --> 00:59:30,059 I mean, I'm on a lot of antidepressants but, 1034 00:59:31,115 --> 00:59:32,970 they're working, so. 1035 00:59:32,972 --> 00:59:35,050 You know I do miss you. 1036 00:59:35,052 --> 00:59:36,810 From time to time. 1037 00:59:40,684 --> 00:59:42,059 Me too. 1038 00:59:46,571 --> 00:59:49,546 Listen I should get going, I'm gonna hop on a car 1039 00:59:49,548 --> 00:59:51,403 and head home, but I'll see you. 1040 00:59:51,405 --> 00:59:54,090 Yeah... uh, you know what I'm headed that way 1041 00:59:54,092 --> 00:59:55,883 myself so I'll just join you. 1042 00:59:56,460 --> 00:59:58,282 - Yeah? Which way is that? - Yeah. 1043 00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:01,803 Which, which way are you going again? 1044 01:00:04,172 --> 01:00:05,547 What? 1045 01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:18,443 Guess I'd better get going. 1046 01:01:19,883 --> 01:01:21,483 So long. 1047 01:01:21,485 --> 01:01:25,611 I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars. 1048 01:01:25,612 --> 01:01:28,426 - Deal. - Lassie you're mine now! 1049 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,842 And so it is with blessed hearts 1050 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,579 that we have gathered here today. 1051 01:01:52,524 --> 01:01:59,339 To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1052 01:02:03,725 --> 01:02:04,747 Okay, how do I look? 1053 01:02:05,964 --> 01:02:07,755 Like you're going to a funeral. 1054 01:02:10,637 --> 01:02:14,187 - Wish me luck. - Yeah good luck. 1055 01:02:18,797 --> 01:02:23,179 A moment like this only comes around once in a lifetime. 1056 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:39,147 And indeed it is a rare and beautiful thing when 1057 01:02:39,149 --> 01:02:42,250 two people find in each other such a perfect match, and 1058 01:02:42,252 --> 01:02:45,034 decide to share a lifetime together. 1059 01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:47,850 Wanna hold hands? 1060 01:02:48,971 --> 01:02:50,475 No. 1061 01:02:50,477 --> 01:02:52,843 - Too soon? - Yeah. 1062 01:02:52,845 --> 01:02:57,866 Allison and Aaron have shown their love to be true. 1063 01:02:57,868 --> 01:03:02,187 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1064 01:03:02,189 --> 01:03:06,442 these two should not be wed, speak now or forever 1065 01:03:06,444 --> 01:03:08,074 hold your peace. 1066 01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:15,915 Yeah I have something to say. 1067 01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:14,571 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1068 01:04:14,572 --> 01:04:18,827 these two should not be wed, speak now or 1069 01:04:18,829 --> 01:04:20,235 forever hold your peace. 1070 01:04:27,533 --> 01:04:28,843 Sorry, sorry. 1071 01:04:32,299 --> 01:04:33,483 - Do we have the ring? - Yeah. 1072 01:04:33,485 --> 01:04:35,434 - You okay? - Yeah I'm fine. 1073 01:04:37,611 --> 01:04:40,139 - You look nice. - Thanks, thank you, you too. 1074 01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:42,379 - Aaron, do you take - just cut a little... 1075 01:04:42,381 --> 01:04:44,843 - That's alright, it's okay. - Allison as your wife 1076 01:04:44,845 --> 01:04:46,411 - oh look at that. - In sickness and health 1077 01:04:46,413 --> 01:04:49,803 thank you. For as long as you both shall live? 1078 01:04:49,805 --> 01:04:51,051 I do. 1079 01:04:51,980 --> 01:04:52,971 So beautiful. 1080 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:57,547 Shhh. Yeah. And Allison, do you take Aaron to be your husband 1081 01:04:57,549 --> 01:05:01,642 in sickness and in health in good times and bad for 1082 01:05:01,644 --> 01:05:03,595 as long as you both shall live? 1083 01:05:11,180 --> 01:05:11,947 I do. 1084 01:05:11,949 --> 01:05:17,770 Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you 1085 01:05:17,772 --> 01:05:20,683 husband and wife and you may now kiss the bride. 1086 01:05:50,637 --> 01:05:54,154 - Here, let me pour this. - You wanna do the honors here? 1087 01:05:55,244 --> 01:05:58,186 Nice, okay! Oh, sorry. 1088 01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:01,834 You haven't touched your food. 1089 01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:04,939 Huh? 1090 01:06:04,941 --> 01:06:06,347 Your food. 1091 01:06:06,349 --> 01:06:09,258 Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess. 1092 01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:11,786 Isn't young love a beautiful thing? 1093 01:06:11,788 --> 01:06:13,387 - What's that? - Young love. 1094 01:06:13,389 --> 01:06:17,867 Young love! Yes, uh, it's great. It's great. 1095 01:06:18,796 --> 01:06:20,299 Is this your girlfriend? 1096 01:06:21,004 --> 01:06:23,819 No, her? No she's not my girlfriend. 1097 01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:25,259 I just met her a few days ago. 1098 01:06:26,604 --> 01:06:28,171 She makes dolls for a living. 1099 01:06:28,173 --> 01:06:30,091 - Oh that's nice. - Yeah. 1100 01:06:31,468 --> 01:06:34,603 That is nice. It's nice. 1101 01:06:34,605 --> 01:06:36,394 Everything is nice at a wedding. 1102 01:06:37,132 --> 01:06:38,987 Have you noticed that? 1103 01:06:38,989 --> 01:06:41,194 Everything at a wedding's nice, the food's nice, 1104 01:06:41,196 --> 01:06:44,010 the ceremony's nice, it's just nice. 1105 01:06:44,012 --> 01:06:46,827 Can't all be that nice, am I right? 1106 01:06:46,829 --> 01:06:52,106 Is it hot in here, are you guys... it's hot, right? 1107 01:06:52,108 --> 01:06:54,411 You know what I mean, is it hot? 1108 01:06:54,413 --> 01:06:56,490 - I feel fine. - I'm fine. 1109 01:06:56,492 --> 01:06:57,547 Of course you feel fine. 1110 01:06:58,667 --> 01:06:59,851 Everything's fine to you. 1111 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:02,379 What? 1112 01:07:02,381 --> 01:07:04,619 Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm... sorry. 1113 01:07:06,507 --> 01:07:08,203 Thank you for coming. 1114 01:07:12,844 --> 01:07:15,883 Alright, alright, it's that time we invite our bride 1115 01:07:15,885 --> 01:07:18,826 and groom down for their very first dance as 1116 01:07:18,828 --> 01:07:23,755 Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Stoller! 1117 01:07:25,133 --> 01:07:26,379 Come on give it up for them! 1118 01:07:27,949 --> 01:07:29,323 Look at this beautiful couple! 1119 01:07:35,148 --> 01:07:37,963 And now, for the song that played 1120 01:07:37,965 --> 01:07:40,491 the very first time they met. 1121 01:07:41,771 --> 01:07:42,891 Here it is. 1122 01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,010 I'll be right back. 1123 01:08:30,349 --> 01:08:32,875 Where are you going -? 1124 01:08:58,156 --> 01:08:59,370 'Sup man? 1125 01:08:59,372 --> 01:09:01,419 Oh hey, hey, what's up? 1126 01:09:03,308 --> 01:09:06,283 You look white as a ghost. Somebody kill your cat? 1127 01:09:08,363 --> 01:09:10,219 My girlfriend's getting married in there. 1128 01:09:10,221 --> 01:09:11,979 Your girlfriend's getting married?? 1129 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,803 Well, ex-girlfriend. 1130 01:09:13,805 --> 01:09:15,179 Oh shit. 1131 01:09:15,181 --> 01:09:16,810 That's messed up. 1132 01:09:24,556 --> 01:09:27,435 Why not. Thanks. 1133 01:09:27,437 --> 01:09:28,396 Gotcha. 1134 01:09:31,436 --> 01:09:33,803 - Better? - Little bit. 1135 01:09:34,988 --> 01:09:37,547 - What's your name? - Federico. 1136 01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:39,211 - Fredico? - Federico. 1137 01:09:39,213 --> 01:09:40,650 - Federico. - Yeah. 1138 01:09:40,652 --> 01:09:43,051 - Adam. - Adam, what's up. 1139 01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:47,851 What are you doing here if 1140 01:09:47,853 --> 01:09:50,443 your girlfriend's getting married? 1141 01:09:50,445 --> 01:09:52,875 Oh, uh, she's not my girl anymore, 1142 01:09:52,877 --> 01:09:56,459 and um, I'm happy for her. 1143 01:09:57,453 --> 01:10:00,139 - No I am. - Yeah okay. 1144 01:10:00,141 --> 01:10:01,834 - I am. - Uh huh. 1145 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:05,451 I believe you. I'm good. 1146 01:10:09,451 --> 01:10:11,434 You know I used to have this goldfish. 1147 01:10:11,436 --> 01:10:13,227 His name was tom petty. 1148 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:15,562 You named your goldfish tom petty? 1149 01:10:15,564 --> 01:10:16,523 Yeah. 1150 01:10:17,612 --> 01:10:19,114 Pretty cool name for a goldfish. 1151 01:10:19,116 --> 01:10:20,778 Yeah well he was a cool goldfish. 1152 01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:21,739 I bet. 1153 01:10:23,116 --> 01:10:24,907 Had tom petty for nine years. 1154 01:10:24,909 --> 01:10:28,011 Whoa. Yeah and one day I'm cleaning out my sock 1155 01:10:28,012 --> 01:10:31,371 drawer, I turn, I look... 1156 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:35,147 He's gone. 1157 01:10:35,149 --> 01:10:37,354 Gone like someone stole him? 1158 01:10:37,356 --> 01:10:39,210 Gone like he died. 1159 01:10:39,212 --> 01:10:41,546 Oh, yeah okay. Sorry. 1160 01:10:43,051 --> 01:10:44,747 So you know what I did then? 1161 01:10:44,749 --> 01:10:48,075 I ran down the block to the pet store, got me 1162 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,770 another fish. 1163 01:10:49,772 --> 01:10:51,946 - Just like that? - Just like that, man, 1164 01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:54,986 just like that. I loved tom petty. 1165 01:10:54,988 --> 01:10:56,394 Who doesn't? 1166 01:10:58,667 --> 01:11:00,394 Heartbreakers. 1167 01:11:00,396 --> 01:11:01,450 The best! 1168 01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:04,938 Yeah. 1169 01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:08,299 'Lotta fish out there. 1170 01:11:12,332 --> 01:11:15,435 I see where you're going with this. 1171 01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:18,795 All due respect Frederico, I think people are a 1172 01:11:18,797 --> 01:11:20,619 little harder than goldfish. 1173 01:11:20,621 --> 01:11:21,835 Yeah maybe. 1174 01:11:23,308 --> 01:11:24,267 Tell you what though, never gonna 1175 01:11:24,269 --> 01:11:26,250 have another tom petty again. 1176 01:11:30,347 --> 01:11:32,970 I do have a Bob Dylan though. 1177 01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:40,106 I really appreciate what you're trying to do. 1178 01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:43,627 You're a good man. 1179 01:11:43,629 --> 01:11:45,643 - You're a wise man. - Want to get high? 1180 01:11:46,892 --> 01:11:48,715 - Oh... - Oh yeah. 1181 01:11:48,717 --> 01:11:50,635 - No I probably shouldn't. - You sure? 1182 01:11:50,637 --> 01:11:53,355 Yeah it might get a little weird in there. But thank you. 1183 01:11:53,357 --> 01:11:55,947 Alright, cool. That's alright. I should go back inside, actually. 1184 01:11:55,949 --> 01:11:56,939 Yeah. You can do this. 1185 01:11:58,316 --> 01:12:00,139 You think? 1186 01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:02,955 You don't have to live your life like a refugee. 1187 01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:06,059 Fuckin' tom petty. 1188 01:12:06,061 --> 01:12:07,851 Tom petty. 1189 01:12:07,886 --> 01:12:09,324 You mind if I get another 1190 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:13,035 - little sip? Thanks. - Bro, take two, take two. 1191 01:12:14,188 --> 01:12:15,147 Okay. 1192 01:12:16,652 --> 01:12:18,090 Okay? You good? 1193 01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:22,251 Thank you, really. Thanks. 1194 01:12:22,252 --> 01:12:23,627 Go for it. 1195 01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:32,331 Into the great wide open. 1196 01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:33,514 My man. 1197 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:37,323 He's fucked. 1198 01:12:37,772 --> 01:12:39,947 I'll see if he's over there! 1199 01:12:42,507 --> 01:12:45,355 - Smile! - No thanks. Fuckin'... okay. 1200 01:12:47,915 --> 01:12:48,970 Thank you. 1201 01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:58,187 Oh shit. 1202 01:12:58,189 --> 01:12:59,178 Excuse me. 1203 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:07,979 Adam. 1204 01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:08,940 Wendy. 1205 01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:10,667 What? 1206 01:13:10,669 --> 01:13:11,979 I wasn't sure you'd make it. 1207 01:13:11,981 --> 01:13:14,251 Oh well here I am. 1208 01:13:14,253 --> 01:13:16,395 Honestly thought you were a goner. 1209 01:13:16,397 --> 01:13:17,707 Totally thought you'd bail. 1210 01:13:17,709 --> 01:13:18,539 What? 1211 01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:20,363 No, no. 1212 01:13:20,651 --> 01:13:21,802 You got balls. 1213 01:13:21,804 --> 01:13:22,763 Thanks! 1214 01:13:24,204 --> 01:13:25,675 And you look really handsome! 1215 01:13:25,677 --> 01:13:28,426 Thanks. I was just thinking how pretty you looked. 1216 01:13:28,428 --> 01:13:30,954 Ah yes, always the charmer. 1217 01:13:30,956 --> 01:13:32,459 Apparently not charming enough. 1218 01:13:34,156 --> 01:13:35,754 I'm kidding. 1219 01:13:35,756 --> 01:13:38,763 This is, this is great, it's really nice. 1220 01:13:38,765 --> 01:13:43,434 Yeah it's very nice, everything is just so 1221 01:13:43,436 --> 01:13:45,227 nice. 1222 01:13:45,867 --> 01:13:47,709 - I was just saying that. - Mm. 1223 01:13:49,324 --> 01:13:52,586 You know, how many people can say that they're close 1224 01:13:52,588 --> 01:13:55,531 enough to go to each others' weddings no matter what? 1225 01:13:55,533 --> 01:13:58,155 That's rare! You guys have something special. 1226 01:13:58,157 --> 01:13:59,723 Yeah, yeah. 1227 01:13:59,725 --> 01:14:01,259 You guys are always gonna be friends. 1228 01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:06,667 Friends is, friends is good. 1229 01:14:06,669 --> 01:14:08,523 What's better than that? 1230 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:12,779 You know, I was always in your corner. 1231 01:14:13,709 --> 01:14:14,571 Get outta here. 1232 01:14:14,572 --> 01:14:18,346 No really you were always so sweet. 1233 01:14:18,348 --> 01:14:22,346 Aaron, is, he's just so perfect, you know? 1234 01:14:22,348 --> 01:14:24,874 Right, who wants that? 1235 01:14:24,876 --> 01:14:26,571 - Sounds awful! - You know what I mean! 1236 01:14:26,573 --> 01:14:31,467 No Aaron's good he's great but you were just a little 1237 01:14:31,469 --> 01:14:35,115 rough around the edges. It's endearing really. 1238 01:14:35,117 --> 01:14:39,018 Thanks, no I miss you guys. I do. She looks beautiful, 1239 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:40,938 - by the way. - Yes she does. 1240 01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:42,858 She takes after her mother. 1241 01:14:44,363 --> 01:14:45,963 She does. 1242 01:14:45,965 --> 01:14:50,986 Uh oh. Wendy is there anything your new son in law can't do? 1243 01:14:50,988 --> 01:14:53,803 Um, Susan, this is Adam. 1244 01:14:53,805 --> 01:14:57,354 Get your camera! Get your camera, you gotta see this! 1245 01:15:04,013 --> 01:15:06,827 Needless to say I wanted to do something special 1246 01:15:06,829 --> 01:15:09,867 for the big day, something personal. 1247 01:15:09,869 --> 01:15:12,139 But those of you who know me, and I think a lot of 1248 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:15,594 you do, you know that I'm into learning new things. 1249 01:15:15,596 --> 01:15:18,891 He's good at everything. 1250 01:15:19,660 --> 01:15:21,643 Can't help it. 1251 01:15:22,219 --> 01:15:24,682 So I flew to Paris and I studied at Jean Pierre's 1252 01:15:24,684 --> 01:15:28,586 culinary school Le petit parodie for six weeks, five hours a day. 1253 01:15:28,588 --> 01:15:32,778 Hey, Allison loves all things Paris, am I right? 1254 01:15:32,780 --> 01:15:35,787 But I want to thank you Jean-Pierre, for teaching 1255 01:15:35,789 --> 01:15:39,563 me that French baking is an art, and it's an art 1256 01:15:39,565 --> 01:15:42,443 form and I know that now. 1257 01:15:42,445 --> 01:15:46,155 - You are a natural. - You're amazing. 1258 01:15:46,157 --> 01:15:47,147 You're amazing Aaron! 1259 01:15:47,149 --> 01:15:48,682 Come on Robbie! 1260 01:15:48,684 --> 01:15:51,243 Stop! What a dick. 1261 01:15:52,461 --> 01:15:53,931 I'm just kidding. 1262 01:15:53,933 --> 01:15:55,851 Nice, Aaron, nice. Good one! 1263 01:15:55,853 --> 01:16:00,651 Without further ado, Allison, baby, this is for you. 1264 01:16:04,877 --> 01:16:06,763 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1265 01:16:07,756 --> 01:16:09,450 Hope you all like cake. 1266 01:16:14,189 --> 01:16:15,307 Everybody have fun. 1267 01:16:15,309 --> 01:16:16,268 Cheers! 1268 01:16:51,691 --> 01:16:55,307 Oh ha ha. You're doing me? Is that supposed to be me? 1269 01:16:56,620 --> 01:16:59,530 Yeah? Why don't you finger my dickhole, pal? 1270 01:17:00,651 --> 01:17:01,706 Whoa. 1271 01:17:10,636 --> 01:17:12,139 Oh boy. 1272 01:17:12,141 --> 01:17:13,643 Do you want to dance? 1273 01:17:13,645 --> 01:17:14,604 Ugh. 1274 01:17:16,428 --> 01:17:18,795 - Are you okay? - Not really, Tallulah. 1275 01:17:18,797 --> 01:17:20,811 I just thought maybe you'd want to dance. 1276 01:17:20,812 --> 01:17:25,387 - Why would we do that? - Because it could be fun. 1277 01:17:29,195 --> 01:17:30,539 You know what? 1278 01:17:30,541 --> 01:17:31,947 Fuck it. 1279 01:17:32,779 --> 01:17:33,771 Let's boogie. 1280 01:17:36,557 --> 01:17:37,516 Sorry. 1281 01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,699 Come on. 1282 01:18:17,837 --> 01:18:19,050 It'll all work out. 1283 01:18:19,052 --> 01:18:19,979 You think so? 1284 01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:21,291 Yeah. 1285 01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:24,202 Every setback in life's an opportunity to grow. 1286 01:18:27,947 --> 01:18:29,002 That's stupid. 1287 01:18:30,379 --> 01:18:32,842 What are you like nine? 1288 01:18:32,844 --> 01:18:35,307 Call me when you get some hair on your balls. 1289 01:18:54,765 --> 01:18:55,882 I'm gonna tell you something about love. 1290 01:18:55,884 --> 01:18:59,499 Love is shitty, shitty shit. 1291 01:18:59,501 --> 01:19:01,579 It's shitty. 1292 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:04,395 I'm not supposed to say that word. 1293 01:19:04,397 --> 01:19:08,203 Yeah, well, you better start 'cause that's what love is. 1294 01:19:12,011 --> 01:19:13,291 Shit. 1295 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:15,787 There you go. 1296 01:19:54,317 --> 01:19:56,107 Whoa whoa whoa that's too much, baby! 1297 01:19:56,109 --> 01:19:58,731 Come on, man! 1298 01:20:15,501 --> 01:20:16,460 Fuck yeah! 1299 01:20:25,965 --> 01:20:27,576 You're coming with me, baby. 1300 01:22:04,012 --> 01:22:05,770 This thing is so hard to walk in! 1301 01:22:06,606 --> 01:22:07,468 Oh, god. 1302 01:22:07,469 --> 01:22:09,643 Have you seen your grandmother? 1303 01:22:09,645 --> 01:22:10,795 Yeah, I know. 1304 01:22:12,268 --> 01:22:14,443 She's had a few to drink. 1305 01:22:14,445 --> 01:22:16,107 Just a little. 1306 01:22:18,540 --> 01:22:20,299 Okay girl, I'll see you out there. 1307 01:22:20,301 --> 01:22:21,386 Yeah, I just need a minute. 1308 01:22:21,388 --> 01:22:22,219 I'm sorry. 1309 01:22:22,221 --> 01:22:24,683 Thank you! 1310 01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:45,834 Jesus! 1311 01:22:45,836 --> 01:22:48,939 What are, what are you doing in here? 1312 01:22:48,941 --> 01:22:50,186 What are you doing in here? 1313 01:22:52,844 --> 01:22:53,770 You're wasted. 1314 01:22:53,772 --> 01:22:54,922 No I'm not. 1315 01:22:54,924 --> 01:22:56,459 I'm a little drunk. 1316 01:22:57,259 --> 01:22:59,307 Scale of one to ten how happy are you? Go! 1317 01:22:59,309 --> 01:23:01,546 - Whoa... - Don't even think about it! 1318 01:23:01,548 --> 01:23:02,776 Is it the best day of your life? 1319 01:23:04,171 --> 01:23:06,346 - Pretty close. - Whaaat? 1320 01:23:06,348 --> 01:23:08,843 That's so, that's good. 1321 01:23:08,845 --> 01:23:10,698 That's really good. 1322 01:23:12,203 --> 01:23:14,986 Can I, can I ask you something? 1323 01:23:16,811 --> 01:23:17,803 Maybe. 1324 01:23:19,691 --> 01:23:21,483 - Maybe don't. - Why didn't we do this? 1325 01:23:21,485 --> 01:23:24,299 - Adam... - No really why didn't, 1326 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,187 why didn't it work? 1327 01:23:26,189 --> 01:23:27,370 We could have done this. 1328 01:23:27,372 --> 01:23:29,931 You know what, I can't answer that. 1329 01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:35,083 We should have done this. 1330 01:23:42,604 --> 01:23:44,779 You know they were playing that John Mayer song and I 1331 01:23:44,781 --> 01:23:48,523 was thinking about that day that I had my molar 1332 01:23:48,525 --> 01:23:52,971 removed and I was all hopped up on Vicodin, and I was 1333 01:23:52,973 --> 01:23:56,043 jumping on your bed singing 'my body is a wonderland.' 1334 01:23:56,045 --> 01:23:58,379 - I remember, yeah. - And I started singing 1335 01:23:58,381 --> 01:24:03,082 songs about like, the fate of my tooth. 1336 01:24:03,084 --> 01:24:05,387 Remember that? The, like what was going 1337 01:24:05,389 --> 01:24:07,499 to happen to him after he was out of my mouth. 1338 01:24:09,388 --> 01:24:12,203 - Timmy. - Timmy the tooth. 1339 01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:14,731 And you kept taking pictures of me on that 1340 01:24:14,733 --> 01:24:16,170 Polaroid camera. 1341 01:24:16,172 --> 01:24:20,459 I remember you looking at one and you said 'i can't 1342 01:24:20,461 --> 01:24:24,299 believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1343 01:24:28,907 --> 01:24:31,307 'i can't believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1344 01:24:31,309 --> 01:24:32,842 you said it. 1345 01:24:36,235 --> 01:24:38,539 Yeah I remember that. I still have the picture. 1346 01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:42,059 You do? 1347 01:24:43,436 --> 01:24:44,459 Well, um... 1348 01:24:44,461 --> 01:24:46,090 Adam, I can't do this right now. 1349 01:24:46,092 --> 01:24:47,306 Please. 1350 01:24:47,308 --> 01:24:50,507 If not now, when? When, so...? 1351 01:24:50,509 --> 01:24:51,787 Okay, um... 1352 01:24:54,700 --> 01:24:56,939 - It wasn't just one thing. - How many things was it? 1353 01:24:56,941 --> 01:25:00,075 Okay you were there, it was a combination of different 1354 01:25:00,077 --> 01:25:01,450 things and it... 1355 01:25:04,075 --> 01:25:06,090 What are you doing? What is this? 1356 01:25:06,092 --> 01:25:08,139 - What is, wait... - Are you okay? 1357 01:25:08,141 --> 01:25:09,675 You're just gonna ambush me in the bathroom? 1358 01:25:09,677 --> 01:25:12,874 Ambush? Yeah you're ambushing. Oh, get outta here this is not an ambush. 1359 01:25:12,876 --> 01:25:14,794 You know I knew you were gonna do this, I knew it. 1360 01:25:14,796 --> 01:25:15,946 Then why did you invite me if you 1361 01:25:15,948 --> 01:25:18,603 knew I was gonna do this? Because Adam I thought that I could invite you and... 1362 01:25:18,605 --> 01:25:20,554 No I know, because, because, there's 1363 01:25:20,556 --> 01:25:23,530 a part of you that wanted me to. 1364 01:25:24,747 --> 01:25:27,051 I think some part of you, some part of you wanted me 1365 01:25:27,053 --> 01:25:29,482 to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life. 1366 01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:35,050 Because some part of you knows what I know. 1367 01:25:35,052 --> 01:25:37,131 And what is that? 1368 01:25:39,595 --> 01:25:41,931 That you're an alien from another planet. 1369 01:25:41,932 --> 01:25:43,915 - Oh my god. - You are. 1370 01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:45,899 And the only other alien from 1371 01:25:45,901 --> 01:25:48,394 your planet on this earth... 1372 01:25:50,476 --> 01:25:51,947 Is me. 1373 01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:56,874 Adam, you romanticize the past. 1374 01:25:56,876 --> 01:25:59,306 I mean it wasn't, it wasn't all perfect. 1375 01:25:59,308 --> 01:26:01,131 I know, I know. 1376 01:26:01,132 --> 01:26:04,427 But it was, it was pretty damn good. 1377 01:26:06,316 --> 01:26:07,530 It was pretty good. 1378 01:26:08,716 --> 01:26:10,507 It was alright. 1379 01:26:10,509 --> 01:26:13,387 - We used to laugh so much. - We did used to laugh a lot. 1380 01:26:13,389 --> 01:26:14,987 You dummy. 1381 01:26:16,332 --> 01:26:17,867 You dumb. 1382 01:26:21,004 --> 01:26:21,963 Adam. 1383 01:26:22,828 --> 01:26:24,010 What? 1384 01:26:24,556 --> 01:26:25,515 I'm sorry. 1385 01:26:27,180 --> 01:26:28,779 Why'd you do that? 1386 01:26:28,781 --> 01:26:32,683 I thought, I was trying to, I'm getting you back. 1387 01:26:32,685 --> 01:26:35,178 No! You're not! 1388 01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:37,259 Why not? 1389 01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:50,219 I, is he, we were good, is he that much better than me? 1390 01:26:50,221 --> 01:26:52,075 - Adam... - No really, really! 1391 01:26:52,077 --> 01:26:54,667 He plays tennis, he's great at tennis! Is it because 1392 01:26:54,669 --> 01:26:56,811 - I don't play tennis?? - Keep your voice down please! 1393 01:27:05,131 --> 01:27:06,571 You know I asked you here... 1394 01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:11,050 Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have. 1395 01:27:14,252 --> 01:27:18,059 I asked you here because I thought you could be my friend. 1396 01:27:18,987 --> 01:27:22,731 I really didn't want to hurt you, I, I don't know, 1397 01:27:22,732 --> 01:27:27,691 I just, I just wanted you to be here. 1398 01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:30,891 And I wanted you to be part of this. 1399 01:27:30,893 --> 01:27:33,259 You just don't change, Adam, and... 1400 01:27:35,211 --> 01:27:37,195 I, I did. 1401 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:41,835 And I'm sorry. So sorry. 1402 01:27:41,837 --> 01:27:43,979 I'm... 1403 01:27:46,636 --> 01:27:47,825 I just want you to know that... 1404 01:27:51,596 --> 01:27:52,363 Oh. 1405 01:27:52,365 --> 01:27:54,858 Hey. Hey, your dad wants to give a toast. 1406 01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:57,003 - Yeah. - Aaron's looking for you. 1407 01:27:58,732 --> 01:28:00,618 - Wait, wait! Just one... - No. 1408 01:28:09,229 --> 01:28:13,227 Hey hey look at you! 1409 01:28:13,229 --> 01:28:15,274 It couldn't get any better than this! 1410 01:28:15,276 --> 01:28:16,619 I don't think there's another man in the whole 1411 01:28:16,621 --> 01:28:21,099 wide world as suited for my daughter as Aaron. 1412 01:28:21,101 --> 01:28:22,667 Aaron! 1413 01:28:22,669 --> 01:28:25,099 You've become like a son to me. 1414 01:28:25,101 --> 01:28:26,538 You're not so much of a fisherman! 1415 01:28:29,004 --> 01:28:30,859 But I think there's time. 1416 01:28:30,861 --> 01:28:36,394 Because I know today is just the first in many 1417 01:28:36,396 --> 01:28:41,323 happy days to come, and so let us raise a glass! 1418 01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:47,339 Here's to the rest of your life! 1419 01:28:59,564 --> 01:29:01,259 Wow. 1420 01:29:13,517 --> 01:29:14,986 Way to go dipshit. 1421 01:29:28,396 --> 01:29:29,419 Whoa. 1422 01:29:31,436 --> 01:29:34,282 Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it. 1423 01:29:41,836 --> 01:29:45,291 Wait wait wait wait! 1424 01:29:45,293 --> 01:29:46,731 Shhhh. 1425 01:29:56,971 --> 01:29:58,282 Oh! 1426 01:30:01,579 --> 01:30:02,667 Aaron. 1427 01:30:04,588 --> 01:30:06,026 Actually really good. 1428 01:31:27,340 --> 01:31:29,163 I'm okay. 1429 01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:35,595 I'm sorry. 1430 01:31:42,316 --> 01:31:43,882 Bye. 102245