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There's a prize for the department
who raised the most money,
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and we shan't be outdone by
Antiquities again. Not on my watch.
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I didn't know you would be here.
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- I was going to tell you the other
day. - We've got jobs to do, so..
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Do you think that Claudette from
Antiquities is Lee's other option?
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We're already losing. We need to do
something bolder, Nina.
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Oh, Mr Buckland! Surely this will
advance my understanding
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of the prehistoric era.
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I'm sorry. It's not right.
You're my friend.
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I think he might be in love.
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Lee's moved on
and...I've already lost.
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Love isn't a competition, Nina.
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It's about being yourself
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and letting someone love that
version of you.
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- So Lee's free?
- Doesn't matter. It's done now.
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- I should just...let him go be
happy. - Give the boy space.
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- Or I could go find him.
- Obviously, that's what you should do!
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Then let's go!
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Are we going to power walk
the whole way?
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I just need to find Lee and tell him
how I feel
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and if my feet slow down, then my
fear of rejection
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and being vulnerable will win,
so fast feet, family!
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- VOICEMAIL:
- Hello, you've reached Lee's phone...
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Why is he never answering his
phone?!
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- Are you coming to
Pizza Pizza Pizza? - Now?
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- Well, the voucher's only good for
tonight. - Oh, you're kidding me!
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Are you coming? We're all guaranteed
two slices each.
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- Pizza?
- Nina!
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I can't. I'm going to go and declare
my feelings for Lee.
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- Nina, the bus!
- Sad you won't be joining us, though.
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You can call dibs on my slices.
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See? I told you these things always
work themselves out, didn't I?
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- We're going to miss it!
- You did, Declan. Thank you.
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Wait for me!
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SHOUTING: Excuse me!
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Sports fans.
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The key is to not engage with them.
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If you ignore them,
they'll ignore you.
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What's happening, Bo Peep?
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I'm not Bo Peep, obviously. I don't
have a crook. I'm Mary Anning.
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Mary Anning! The famous
fossil hunter.
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You know the poem She Sells
Seashells On The Seashore?
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Mary Anning is the proverbial she.
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Oh, right.
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- CHANTING:
- Ma-ry Ann-ing
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She sells seashells
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On the seashore
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Ma-ry Ann-ing...
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- You ready?
- NO!
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- You want a big life, Nina?
Live it. - Yeah.
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But then...tomorrow, can...can
I have a small life again?
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Just...just for a wee bit?
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You can spend a whole 24 hours
in your room
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- and not speak to a single person.
- OK.
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What I'm going to do is I'm going to
go in there...
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and I'm going to tell Lee I'm sorry
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and I'm going to tell him
how I feel.
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And...and if he doesn't want to see
me again, then, that's fine,
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because at least I've spoke to him,
you know? At least I've tried
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and I'm not just sitting about
for six months
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wondering what would happen
if I did something.
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Well, I know I did that before
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but I'm not doing that any more
because now I am going...
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- ..towards the door.
- She's going towards the door.
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Look, I get it.
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You're the BEST person I know
at avoiding discomfort.
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You get a bad feeling
about something,
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you don't allow it in your life.
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I didn't know about your whole
velvet cushion thing
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- before I moved in.
- Well, they feel alive, Ranesh!
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Sometimes you've just got to push
through the bad feelings
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- to get to the good ones.
- Yep.
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- OK?
- Mm-hm. - I've seen you do this
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- You're a pro at this.
- Yep. - Hey?
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- Do you want us to come in with you?
- Yes! - OK.
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I can see a shadow. I think
he's coming to the door.
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It's happening!
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- You're not Lee. He's not Lee.
- No, I'm not. - Is he in?
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Wait. Is...is this like a...
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- ..a sex thing? You know, the bonnet
and the weird couple? - Hi.
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No. Look, I just need to find Lee.
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MOBILE CHIMES
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- Nina...
- YOU'RE Nina!
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MOBILE CHIMES AGAIN
I really should have led with that.
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Oh, I've heard about you.
That explains the sex bonnet.
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It's not a sex bonnet!
It's a professional bonnet.
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- Nina...
- Just give me a minute! I just need to find Lee.
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Do you know where he is, please?
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- Do I look like his mum?!
- I don't know what his mum looks like!
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Look, all I know is he came home
and then he stropped
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back out of here about an hour ago.
He seemed upset.
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Nina, Amber's in labour.
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So you don't know where Lee is?
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- Nah.
- Come on!
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- It was nice to meet you.
- You too.
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Professional bonnet?
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Amber was at Mum and Dad's
for dinner,
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and Mum said her water's broke -
I think.
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There's a LOT of emojis, but Bo's
not answering his phone,
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he's gone AWOL and Amber
is refusing to leave the house.
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After hearing the stories at
the baby shower, I think,
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if push comes to shove,
I could deliver a baby.
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You fainted when my mum
stuffed a turkey.
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HE GUFFAWS
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- No, I didn't!
- OK.
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We should go find Bo. Maybe he's
gone AWOL after what I said.
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Yeah, but maybe try
the coffee man again
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and let him know we were
looking for him?
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{\an8}Hi, Lee. It's, erm... It's Nina.
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{\an8}I've just been at your flat.
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{\an8}Your flatmate wouldn't tell me
where you were,
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{\an8}but I think that's good because of
GDPR laws.
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{\an8}I have to go to my mum and dad's
now, but listen, at the museum,
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{\an8}I...I felt this feeling and I'd
never felt it before,
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{\an8}and I didn't know how to handle it
and, and it made me behave badly.
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{\an8}And...and...and I really want to say
sorry, but sometimes...
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{\an8}sorry seems to be the hardest word.
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{\an8}- That's Elton John!
- Yeah, I know it's Elton John, Evie! Stop interrupting!
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{\an8}Look, next time I see you,
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{\an8}I-I'm going to say all of the
things that I want to say to you
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{\an8}and there's so many things that
I want to say to you,
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{\an8}but I need to say them in person.
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{\an8}I'm in the middle of this family
emergency and I need to go,
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{\an8}but please, please phone me back
when you get this, OK?
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{\an8}And don't go breaking her heart.
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Sorry. I'm going to be an auntie!
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Can you un-send send a voice note?!
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- You can't un-send love, Nina.
- Oh, balls.
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- Come on! WE'RE GOING TO BE AUNTIES!
- Aunties to the bus!
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Why, hello there.
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I thought you said
she was in labour?
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I'm not. I'm fine. Diane's just
overreacting.
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What are you wearing, Nina?
Is this a new phase?
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No. Dad, it's a work thing.
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Well, Amber's water's broke,
so we think...
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The bubba was just doing backflips
on my bladder.
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I'm fine! I'm not in labour.
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Where's your brother? Was he not
at your museum day?
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That was his excuse for not
showing up to the Gammathon.
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It's a marathon for gammon.
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Have you eaten today, Nina? You want
me to stick you on some gammon?
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No, Dad, I don't want any gammon.
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SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
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Are you sure she's having the baby
just now?
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Well, she keeps going very quiet
and bending her forks.
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I'm not having the baby, guys.
It's just some cramps.
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Well, she does seem very sure.
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I've got this.
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HE WHINES
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Argh! She's having the baby.
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- No, I'm not!
- OK, go! You need to find Bo.
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- OK.
- Someone get Ranesh ice. - Why don't you know where Bo is?!
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- Let's just... Amber...
- We're all one big family...
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THEY ARGUE
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- I don't know where he is!
- With a grape...
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Hello, Bo. It's me...your sister...
Nina...Dr MacArthur.
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I've been looking for you.
Can't find you anywhere.
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Nina!
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Bo?
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Nina, I'm in the shed!
Open the fucking door, Nina!
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Everything's going to fall!
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- Help me!
- Oh, God! - I've been
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- Do something!
- What happened?!
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Dad. I was keeping the shelf up with
his ladder
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and I moved it to get to that bag
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and then Nana's ashes went flying,
so I caught them.
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Fucking buttons!
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BO LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
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Stop messing with your fucking cape!
I'm nearly dropping our Nana here!
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- Come on! Argh!
- I'm coming! OK... HE YELLS
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- Never...touch...Dad's...ladder!
- There you go, Nana. Safe and sound.
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- That's his rule!
- One, two, three...
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THEY GROAN
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When the shelf started to collapse,
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I knocked Nana's ashes off of there
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and there I was, trapped in this
Freudian fucking nightmare.
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Either allow myself to be crushed
by the weight of my own childhood
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or destroy the last remains
of my beloved great-granny.
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Beloved?
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SHE LAUGHS
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She was mental!
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She used to feed us Baileys and milk
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to keep us quiet during
The Bill omnibus.
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I still get sleepy when I hear
that theme tune.
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Bo.
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said
you were a fuck-up.
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Och, I've been called worse
and you were right.
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No, I wasn't right.
That's why I'm sorry.
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You're not a consistent
fuck-up.
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You fuck up occasionally
and when you do,
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oh, it's spectacular.
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You're solid and you show up
when we need you.
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You're not a fuck-up.
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HE EXHALES
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SHE SIGHS
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Oh.
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Oh!
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- It's Mr Timmy Willy.
- Your Timmy Willy!
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- I finished my list.
- You finished your list!
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Oh, and just in time.
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THEY LAUGH
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- Wait, just in time?
- Amber's waters broke
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and she's refusing to
leave the house.
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- SHE SNORTS
- What? - Yeah.
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Amber's in the house?
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Yeah, she's in the house
with Mum and Dad, Evie and Ranesh.
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She's in labour and she's pretending
she's not. It's so weird.
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- Why didn't anyone tell me?!
- Stop shouting at me!
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I tried! I phoned you. I didn't
know you were hiding in the shed,
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- sulking during the birth
of your child. - I wasn't sulking.
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Ju... The birth of my son?
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- Get out of the way, Shagrid!
- Well, go!
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RUNNING FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
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Oh, Bo, where have you been?!
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- In the shed!
- He was stuck.
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I was screaming for ages.
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Oh, that's what that noise was!
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- Did you move my ladder?
- He did.
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Come on, let's get you to hospital!
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God, you're all being so dramatic.
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I know my body, guys.
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I did a self-doula
masterclass online.
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This is... This is not labour.
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- DIANE:
- Right, I'm calling an ambulance.
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I'll grab the Calpol.
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No! I've had Toni Braxton
hicks before. I'm fine.
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Yeah, she's fine.
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Yeah, she knows her body.
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She's fine. She's fine.
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- YELPS:
- Get... Argh!
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She's not fine now!
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It's just a little ache.
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00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,519
Amber, you're the
mother of my child.
234
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,039
I don't want to tell you what to do,
but we need to go to the hospital.
235
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,800
I don't want to be in labour...
236
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,359
..so I'm not.
237
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,079
Amber. Amber, look at me.
Look at me.
238
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,839
This is a time for logic, yeah?
239
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,559
No amount of manifestation or
wishful thinking is going to stop
240
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,119
that baby from clawing its
way out of your body.
241
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,679
That's his job. That's his...
242
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,559
That's his biological imperative.
243
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,679
And do you know what?
244
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,399
He's like his mum. He's stubborn.
245
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,110
Knows when he wants to make
his entrance, like his mum.
246
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,050
Yeah.
247
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,879
I... I d...
248
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,199
I don't want to
alarm you all, but...
249
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,119
I think I'm in labour.
250
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,719
And I think I'm coping
with it really quite well.
251
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,159
That's what I just said!
252
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,919
Leave it. Can you stand, love?
253
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,079
I can't!
254
00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,959
- DIANE:
- I think the ambulance might be a wee while.
255
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,679
The contractions are
too close together.
256
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,439
We might have to do
this in the house.
257
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,479
I'm not giving birth in a car!
258
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,719
OK, Dad, did you get the
go bags for emergencies
259
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,159
- that I sent you the link for?
- Bean, they cost 300 quid a pop.
260
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,279
I'd rather just die when the world
ends than spend that kind of money.
261
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,319
OK, OK.
262
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,760
AMBER GROANS
263
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,759
Ahh! Ah, ah!
264
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,519
It's happening. Sweet baby Jesus,
it's happening.
265
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,959
OK, I'm going to need you to get
ice, water, hot water, cold water,
266
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,319
towels, linens. Yes?
267
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,850
- Wow, Nina.
- I've been rewatching Grey's Anatomy.
268
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,599
Bo, hold one hand.
Evie, hold the other hand.
269
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,879
We're going to say nice
things like, "Well done."
270
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,959
AMBER GROANS LOUDLY
271
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,799
THEY ALL SCREAM
272
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,519
WELL DONE! WELL DONE!
273
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,239
Oh... Oh, it feels quite different
in real life, doesn't it?
274
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,599
- ADE:
- I've got ice poles. Any use?
275
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,799
I'll have one.
276
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,279
I've brought the
good towels, darling,
277
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,679
so don't worry if you ruin them!
278
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,679
- AMBER:
- No, not the guest towels!
279
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,679
- You're our guest!
- No!
280
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,239
- DIANE:
- She's family!
281
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,519
- Will I bring the family towels?!
- AMBER GROANS
282
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,879
Er, the groaning is getting...
getting louder.
283
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,839
Nina, you're the doctor. You need
to help me deliver this baby.
284
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,199
Bo, I am not that kind of doctor!
285
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,079
Do we know how dilated Amber is?
286
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,359
It's crucial we track that.
287
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,599
Yeah, my thesis was on
Lower Jurassic decapods.
288
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,879
Nina, you're the smartest
and most powerful woman I know.
289
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,279
You can do this.
290
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,559
What about me?!
291
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,039
You are so pretty!
292
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,799
I a-aaaam!
293
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,479
- Yes, she is!
- Dad, can we get the car?
294
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,559
It's too late.
295
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,399
That baby is coming now.
296
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,719
OK, we're going to do this!
297
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,199
I'm going to deliver a baby!
298
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,119
That's what I'm going to do!
Do you know why?
299
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,519
Cos I've got three degrees!
300
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,599
Three!
301
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,559
Call the midwife? I'M the midwife!
302
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,759
- Hello?
- Hello!
303
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,799
- OK!
- Hello! - OK, I'm going
304
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,319
I can look at Amber's vagina.
I can look at Amber's vagina.
305
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,879
- Lurch, get out the way.
- Oh, good.
306
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,719
This isn't your responsibility.
307
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,240
- I'm going to do this.
- Yeah.
308
00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:50,919
- I'm going to deliver our baby.
- Yeah.
309
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,760
AMBER GROANS LOUDLY
310
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,759
Oh, come tae Daddy!
311
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:54,880
Hello?
312
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,399
Thank fuck!
313
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,559
Erm, you know, your front
door's lying wide open, yeah?
314
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,279
She's the one having the baby.
315
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,119
Right. OK, can you
give us a wee minute
316
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,879
- and we'll just give Mum
a wee check-over? - Oh, yeah.
317
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,559
- Yeah, happily.
- Mum!
318
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,639
I'm going to be a mum.
319
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,999
I-I'm here! I'm here!
320
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,159
I got Nina's message
about an emergency.
321
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,479
I brought the first-aid box.
322
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,279
I'm having a baby!
323
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,359
Congratulations!
324
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,359
Look at that - a man
who's always prepared.
325
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,679
I like him, Nina, I like him.
326
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,730
- Hospital.
- Oh!
327
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,079
- You came.
- Bad timing, eh?
328
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,319
Sorry.
329
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,159
I think I have to go with my family.
330
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,679
Maybe we could talk later?
331
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,759
Stay. We've got the NHS.
332
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,359
We don't need you on
the case, Dr Shagrid.
333
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,800
Told you I'd fix it.
334
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,530
Cola.
335
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,200
MUSIC PLAYS FROM CAR
336
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,120
I'm glad you came.
337
00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:03,839
I didn't think you were ever
going to talk to me again.
338
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,160
That would never happen.
339
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,039
I'm so sorry, Lee.
340
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,239
I-I-It's fine. You don't have to...
341
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,520
- ..you know, go into all...
- No, I do, because I was wrong...
342
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:16,079
..and I knew I was wrong,
343
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,759
and I worked out I was wrong
by myself.
344
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,639
Nobody had to tell me.
345
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,200
And I want to say
sorry properly, so...
346
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,600
..I'm sorry.
347
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,159
Thank you, Nina.
348
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,319
- You're welcome.
- I'm sorry too.
349
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,960
I let it get too far too.
I was being an arse.
350
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,879
Maybe just a wee bit.
351
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,839
And I know it was really mean
to do that scene with Clay,
352
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,599
but I just wanted to beat you
and Claudette so badly.
353
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,519
Eh?! I wasn't even playing!
354
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,879
Yes, you were!
You were...you were...
355
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,319
..laughing at her jokes and smiling.
356
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,840
- Yeah. Yeah, no,
I was doing that. - Mm.
357
00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:55,079
Wait, so was that retaliation?
358
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,639
HE GASPS
359
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,559
Were you jealous, Nina?
360
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,120
Well, the thing is,
when I look at you, I...
361
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,559
SHE SIGHS
362
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,599
I'm running out of words today.
363
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,280
Can I just show you something?
364
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,400
Ho-ho-ho!
365
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,720
Wow!
366
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,079
I can't believe I finally made
it into the inner sanctum.
367
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,199
Is it everything you
dreamed it would be?
368
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,279
I feel like Laura Dern.
369
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,040
When I was on the Isle of Wight...
370
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:43,559
..I discovered a new species
of Mesozoic dung beetle.
371
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,399
What?!
372
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,079
Nina, that's so cool!
373
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,130
I know.
374
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,919
I know dung beetles
aren't that exciting,
375
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:58,079
but they can tell us a lot
about what a dinosaur ate
376
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,439
and its ecosystem.
377
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,519
And Dr Dunne said
that I should name my find
378
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,159
after the person I missed
most on the dig.
379
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,839
So, at first, I thought
of calling it Evie,
380
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,319
but that didn't make
sense because...
381
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,280
..there was somebody
that I missed more.
382
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,200
It was you.
383
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,759
This is yours.
384
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,119
Eocoprophagus Leei.
385
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,719
It means "Lee's early poo eater".
386
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,319
I was waiting for the
right moment to tell you.
387
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,720
I named it for you.
388
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,600
You named a shit beetle after me?
389
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,920
Are you offended?
390
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:49,079
It's maybe the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me.
391
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,999
LEE CHUCKLES
392
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,039
Which, hearing it out loud,
393
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,160
is possibly a little sad,
but, erm...
394
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,560
..remains true.
395
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,600
HE GASPS
396
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,570
Yes.
397
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:15,479
What I'm trying to say,
via the medium of dung beetle, is...
398
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,599
you know how... You know
how you feel something,
399
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,919
and you just feel it, and you say,
"Oh, I have a feeling"?
400
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,399
I-I can't do that.
401
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,760
I-I feel a thing
and I can tell you...
402
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,599
..if it's good or if it's bad,
403
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,759
or if it's big or if it's small
and what the cause is,
404
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,519
but I-I-I can't name it,
I can't identify it.
405
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,119
I mean, all the things
I can identify
406
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,199
and my own feelings
aren't one of them.
407
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,599
HE CHUCKLES
408
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,359
And, erm...
409
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,440
Oh...
410
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,719
I have this big feeling for you.
411
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,839
And it's bigger and it's brighter
412
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:56,439
and it takes up much more room
than all of my other feelings,
413
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,599
and I think it might be...
414
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,919
..I think it might be love,
but I don't know.
415
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,160
All I know is it's...
is it's a big...a big feeling.
416
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,320
I've got a massive feeling too.
417
00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:12,559
Are you being salacious?
418
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,999
No. No, no...
419
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,519
Nina, no, you dirty bugger!
420
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,760
THEY LAUGH
421
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,159
I-I'd like to try and be
a relationship person.
422
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,479
I'd like you to be the person that
I'm a relationship person with.
423
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,530
I'd, erm...
424
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,079
..I'd like that too.
425
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,919
I don't...I don't know if I can
do relationships like other people.
426
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,750
Who says we have to do
relationships like other people?
427
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,359
May I kiss you...Dr MacArthur?
428
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,320
I really like that you said
"may I" and not "can I".
429
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,199
Oh, he's a handsome bastard.
430
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,679
He was surprisingly well preserved.
431
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,359
Ah.
432
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,519
What was his name again?
433
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,799
Eocoprophagus Leei.
434
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,920
Eopocoraphagus Leei.
435
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,920
SHE SNIGGERS
436
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,920
So close.
437
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,919
Look who it is.
438
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,079
It's Mr Timmy Willy.
439
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,959
Get that scummy little
bear away from our baby, Bo.
440
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,679
This is going to be
a family heirloom.
441
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,880
Hello!
442
00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:58,199
- No chance.
- Will your mum and dad be here soon, darling?
443
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,359
Oh, I've no idea.
444
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,519
They're always looking for an excuse
to stop by the Tebay Services.
445
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,679
- Oh, it's fantastic,
isn't it, Di? - Hmm.
446
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,279
Sometimes we go just for a day out.
447
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,719
KNOCK ON DOOR
448
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,999
Oh, look. It's Auntie Nina
and Uncle Coffee Man.
449
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,439
- WHISPERS:
- Congratulations.
450
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,599
- ADE:
- Where did you two get off to?
451
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,119
Erm...w-w-we were
looking at specimens.
452
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,679
Specimens?
453
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,959
OK.
454
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,010
- AMBER:
- Come on.
455
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,600
- Me?
- Mm. - Oh.
456
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,959
Can I just say,
I've always been Team Lee.
457
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,479
- Oh.
- S-She was.
458
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,119
Especially after that
song you wrote about her.
459
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,879
It doesn't matter what you do...
460
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,399
That's not about me.
461
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,119
That's a song about people
who don't know how to dance
462
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,279
learning to dance.
463
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,879
You wrote a song about Bean?
464
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,399
- LEE:
- Inspired by. Yeah.
465
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,119
Oh, Nina, your dad wrote
a song about me once.
466
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,999
I'll dig the cassette out and
you can hear it, Coffee Man.
467
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,359
We'll compare notes.
468
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,410
LEE CHUCKLES
469
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,919
What's his name?
470
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,959
- Arthur.
- Oh, lovely.
471
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,520
Arthur MacArthur.
472
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,690
Come and say hello to
your nephew, Lurch.
473
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,360
That's it.
474
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,370
Oh...
475
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,170
Hello.
476
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,450
SHE SNIFFS
477
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,400
Are you getting a wee bit
emotional, Dr MacArthur?
478
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,959
Aww! Nina's getting soppy.
479
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,320
I'm not getting soppy,
I'm just tired.
480
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,560
I've had a really long day.
481
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,719
I had do four big things today,
482
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,759
and usually I only do one.
483
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,359
I've never seen you cry over a baby.
484
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,879
I'm not crying!
485
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,519
Ach, you don't listen to them, Bean.
486
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,359
You've always been very emotional.
487
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,439
Ah, leave her be.
488
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,040
She had to do
four big, hard things today.
489
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,519
Four big, hard things
in one day, Nina?
490
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,959
You'll be knackered.
491
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,479
Oh, no, no. It's...
I didn't mean it like that. No, I...
492
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,759
That is what he meant.
493
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,319
- Why would you...
- Hey! - No...
494
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,679
In front of the baby?
495
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,719
On his first day in this planet?
496
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,770
Er...
497
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,240
- Oh!
- Oh!
498
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,240
THEY LAUGH
499
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,640
He's beautiful, Amber.
500
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,399
Can I... Can I leave now?
501
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,920
I've held the baby and hospitals
gave me the Timmy Willies.
502
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,050
Thank you.
503
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,400
Can you get me some crisps?
504
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,399
HE EXHALES, CHUCKLES
505
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,200
THEY LAUGH
506
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:58,119
You weren't weirded out that
I wrote a song about you, are you?
507
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,719
No.
508
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,639
- No?
- Mm-mm.
509
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:07,599
Now I finally know how
Joe, Joe, Tom, Matty, Calvin,
510
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,879
Harry, John, Taylor,
Travis and Jake feel.
511
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,639
- The lovers of Taylor Swift?
- Mm-hm.
512
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,690
- I've been doing my homework.
- Thank you.
513
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,319
Should we hop on a train
to Knutsford?
514
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,839
- Absolutely not.
- Ha-ha! - I never want to go back there.
515
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,799
- But it's our favourite place, Nina!
- Oh, we need a new favourite place.
516
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,519
Ooh, I can do research
and then compile a list,
517
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,639
and then we can go visit
all of the contenders
518
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,839
and pick which one is the best.
519
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,319
Wait, so you want to...
You want to...
520
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,759
You want to meet at a designated
area at a preconceived time
521
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,679
and do some kind of, what,
specific activity together?
522
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,639
Yeah, that sounds good.
523
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,799
What a novel approach
to relationships, Dr MacArthur.
524
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,519
- You could call it
"going on a date". - Mm.
525
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,710
- LAUGHING: I know you're making fun
of me. - I AM making fun of you.
526
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,570
HE CHUCKLES
527
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,839
So what now?
528
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:07,919
Now...I would like to go and sit
in a very dark room and be quiet.
529
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,970
Mm.
530
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,680
You could come with me?
531
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,879
You want me to teach you my song?
532
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,159
Ooh, yes, please.
533
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,639
OK. So you have to go...
534
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,199
- WEIRD HIGH VOICE:
- ..really, really high.
535
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,639
THEY LAUGH
536
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,720
It doesn't matter what you do
537
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,280
As long as what you do is true
538
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,360
It doesn't matter what you say
539
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,920
As long as you do it your way
540
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,279
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
541
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,919
Ooh, ooh, ooh
542
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,520
Ooh.
543
00:24:55,570 --> 00:25:00,120
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