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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,199 I waited for you at Knutsford. I thought you changed your mind. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,199 Evie thought maybe you not showing up had something to do with Clayton. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,999 He's just your work friend, though, yeah? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,519 Like Declan, but big and American. 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,999 There she is! The prodigal daughter returns. 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,999 Been terribly quiet around here without you two causing trouble. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,999 - Hey, Scotland. - Clayton, what are you doing here? 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,719 - He's chasing you. - Oh, I'm glad you came home, kid. 9 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,840 - Bo has a secret. - Hello? 10 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,839 NINA GASPS 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,319 Amber's pregnant! 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,639 I'm carrying the MacArthur heir. 13 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,479 Hey! Hello, friends. 14 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,159 - ALL: Hey! - What are you doing here? 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,879 - Oh, Nina invited me. - No, I didn't. 16 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,000 Smile! Come on, cosy up, you three. 17 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,720 Let's start again, Lee. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,960 You fancy a beverage? 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,800 S'appening, Lee?! No... 20 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,039 Oh, fuck it! 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,960 LEE HUMS CHEERFULLY 22 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,359 S'appening, Lee?! 23 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,479 Oh, not much. You know, just, uh... 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,880 ..doing my thaaaaang. Thang... 25 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,479 - Usual? - GRUFF VOICE: Biscotti, I'd like. 26 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,559 - Oh, sorry. No, no, you go first. - No... 27 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,599 No, I was going to do a Yoda voice, and I regret it now. 28 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,440 LEE CHUCKLES 29 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,439 Um, I was... 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,719 I was just wondering if maybe we could, um, have a chat about... 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,999 - All right, Barista Lee? - Hi, Claudette. 32 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,999 Nina! So are you back from your dig? 33 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,319 Well, I wouldn't be standing here if I wasn't back. 34 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,999 There's a chance that I might be going to Egypt next year. 35 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,999 They found a new concubine's tomb. 36 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,479 Oh, yay! More graverobbing for the Antiquities department. 37 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,239 CLAUDETTE LAUGHS 38 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,999 Oh, can I have a soy latte with a shot of vanilla? 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,799 I can speak to you later. 40 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,759 Oh, um... Sorry. ..what are you doing on Sunday? 41 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,919 Um... It is... Oh, it's Amber's baby drenching. 42 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:01,119 It's like a baby shower, but wetter. Why? 43 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,159 Uh, there's this, um... 44 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,839 ..open mic night thing, and, um... 45 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,879 Ugh! ..I was thinking of doing a performance of something 46 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,120 I've written. Do you think you could come? 47 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,559 I'm really bad at doing two big things in one day, 48 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,119 but I really want to come. 49 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,679 - I can try. - I'd appreciate it. 50 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,159 I'm kind of shitting myself! 51 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,799 - THEY LAUGH - No, but I am shitting myself. 52 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,799 Wait, is Dr MacArthur the woman that you were meeting in Knutsford? 53 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,439 Yeah. 54 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,999 Quite the dark horse, aren't you, Nina? 55 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,519 I swear, the closest the paleo department gets to gossip 56 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,839 is the rumour that your boss cries in the toilet. 57 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,479 - That's not a rumour. That's true. - Oh. So what's the tea, then? 58 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,999 Is it serious? Must be if you're going on a dirty weekend... 59 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,799 Oh, just...not dirty. I didn't say dirty. 60 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,919 Friends. Just...just friends. 61 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:56,839 There's no tea because it's a coffee van! 62 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,640 - Oh, yeah. Right. - Yeah. 63 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,400 I have to go to work. Bye, friend. 64 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,639 Bye, um... 65 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,440 See you around, Nina. 66 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,000 Hey, Scotland. 67 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,999 Why so grim? 68 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,999 I had to talk to somebody in Antiquities today. 69 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,159 - Oh. Graverobbers. - Ugh! 70 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,199 So what have you got planned later this week, Scotland? 71 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,999 I am having dinner with my sister and her husband. 72 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,359 That is information and not an invitation. 73 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,839 And then on Sunday, I've got a baby drenching. 74 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,679 Oh, yeah. Like a shower, but wetter, right? 75 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,239 Your friend Amber sent me an email informing me that I'm not invited, 76 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,999 but that she would appreciate a gift 77 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,999 for ruining her pregnancy announcement. 78 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,319 Amber's a chancer. 79 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,159 You don't actually have to send her anything. 80 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,879 Too late. I ordered a self-rocking chair. 81 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,199 Not everyone has to like you. 82 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,839 - I like when everyone likes me. - Hmm. 83 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,319 - You don't care a bit, do you? - About whether people like me or not? 84 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,439 NINA GIGGLES 85 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,560 - No! - Well, I like you, Dr MacArthur. 86 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,040 A bit of foliage stuck in your mane. 87 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,640 - WHISPERS TO HERSELF: - Fuck... 88 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,119 - So then Lee said that we need to chat. - Ohh... 89 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,999 - Why is that bad? - In Love Island, 90 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,999 when a man tells a woman that he needs to chat to her, 91 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,759 that means that something bad's about to happen. 92 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,839 Well, Love Island isn't exactly a model 93 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,679 for healthy romantic relationships... 94 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,679 Where's your pasta from, Ranesh? 95 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,200 From a recipe book by the Pope. 96 00:05:06,201 --> 00:05:10,719 Do you think he wants to talk to me about Amber's pregnancy? 97 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,039 No, I think he probably wants to talk to you about Clay showing up. 98 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,199 Why? 99 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,959 Because that big, hunky American is hovering around you 100 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,159 like a fly around shite, 101 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,479 - and then he turns up to a family event. - Yeah, 102 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,239 but he's just my colleague, and I didn't invite him. 103 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,159 None of that matters because then Claudette from Antiquities... 104 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,999 - Boooo! - Mm. ..she asked 105 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,600 what was going on between me and Lee, and he said, "We're friends." 106 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,719 I thought we were more, 107 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,479 but I'm really bad at reading situations, so... 108 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,799 So how did he say friends? Was it like friends... 109 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,599 - Or... - CHEERFULLY: - ..friends! 110 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,359 - Or... - KNOWINGLY: - ..friends? 111 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,999 the same word over and over again? 112 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,999 Well, it's not like you're short of options. 113 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,199 How IS Clay? 114 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,119 Clayton's fine. 115 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,999 He stopped by my desk today, and he told me he liked me, 116 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 then he picked a leaf from my hair. 117 00:05:58,001 --> 00:06:02,439 And you've been walking about with that wee leaf in your pocket? 118 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,439 - Evie, it's a cracking leaf. - How did he say he liked you? 119 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:09,319 - Was it "like" or "like?" - I'm not doing this again, Ranesh. 120 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,839 I think he wants to boof you back to the Jurassic era. 121 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,399 I don't want to be boofed back to any era. 122 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,599 Though that is a good plot for one of my creative writings. 123 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,199 Smut, you mean! 124 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,439 Men don't pick foliage out of women's hair 125 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,079 unless they want to boof them. 126 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,719 - I don't think that's true. - Nina's in a love triangle! 127 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,119 OK, so what you need to do is put out some feelers, 128 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,519 see if Clay tries to touch other parts of you 129 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,999 and find out what Lee meant when he said what he said. 130 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,839 You're just listing things I cannot do. 131 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,999 You can do anything. The only way forward is through. 132 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,560 NINA SIGHS 133 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,559 Fine. 134 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,210 I'll speak to him tomorrow at work. How hard can it be? 135 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,719 {\an8}- I mean, I like pizza. - Me too! 136 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,439 {\an8}- I love Italy, it's amazing for artefacts. - I've never been. 137 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,510 {\an8}- You've never been to Pompeii? - No, no. - You should go. 138 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,879 {\an8}- Hi... - Come on, Nina! 139 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,879 {\an8}We're going to see the Diatoms. 140 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,599 {\an8}I don't know what that is. 141 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,239 {\an8}- It's a kind of algae... - Come on, let's go. 142 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,799 {\an8}It's a what? 143 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,839 {\an8}Not this again! 144 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,399 {\an8}Steven! Put down the biscotti! 145 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,279 {\an8}I'm the biscuit king of the world! 146 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,000 {\an8}Argh! Nina! Run! 147 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,320 - Aaargh! - I tried... 148 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,159 Hello? 149 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,639 - Where's Mummy-to-be, then? - My babies! 150 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,239 - Ooh, when did you start drinking? - There she is. 151 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,079 Mwah! Ha-ha-ha. 152 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,159 - Mmm... - Oh, Mum, you smell like a Bunsen burner. 153 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,039 Your Auntie Janey brought vodka back from Prague. 154 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,479 - Course she did. - Oh, wee yins! Come and give me a cuddle. 155 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,159 Stop it! 156 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,199 - No! - Ah... 157 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,559 Oh, look! Auntie Evie and Auntie Nina are here for my special day. 158 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,679 I brought you this for your unborn child. 159 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,399 - Oh! - It's not to scale. - But it's a lovely dragon. 160 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,959 - It's a dinosaur. - Ta-dah! 161 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,719 - Just as you asked. - That is beautiful. 162 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,999 Let's hope Daddy Bo can bake. Wow! You made that? 163 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,199 I made it this morning. 164 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,359 - I need to get something from the shed. - Ranesh! 165 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,999 Are you ready to get your lasagne on, son? 166 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,840 Am I ever! 167 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,120 Oh, no, Evie. You've been boofing a short Indian English version of Dad. 168 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,559 - No, I haven't. - Yeah, you have. 169 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,999 - They're nothing alike. - They're the exact same person. 170 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,319 - AMBER: - Excuse me! 171 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,999 Yeah, it's time for Pin The Fallopian Tube On The Uterus. 172 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,759 Now, the female reproductive system is quite hard to navigate, 173 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:37,599 so I'm going to need you all to just really concentrate...on me. 174 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,599 No, Nina. I need you to hand out the tubes. 175 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,799 WHISPERS: I don't want to do that. 176 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,279 Um... Auntie Janey will help. 177 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,959 She is well versed in handling small cylinders. 178 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,639 THEY CACKLE 179 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,919 - She is! - Come on, then. What? 180 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,319 Scared you don't know where it is? 181 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,080 Um... 182 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,120 CLATTERING 183 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,560 What you looking for, Bo? 184 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,559 BO STARTLES 185 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,719 There's a wee bear I liked when I was a baby. 186 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,839 Well, if it spent any time in this shed, 187 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,879 it should definitely be condemned. 188 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,079 - Come back inside. - No, I've got a list of stuff 189 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,319 I need to get done, Nina. 190 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,599 I don't have time for pretending that peanut butter is shite 191 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,719 with a bunch of gushy women. 192 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,679 - Well, you have had months, Bo. - Well, I've left it to the last minute. 193 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,999 Classic Bo. Don't start, all right? 194 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,519 What's left on your list? Maybe I can help finish it. 195 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,679 I've got to find a baby seat. 196 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,559 I've got to learn how to install a baby seat. 197 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,199 I've got to put foam on all sharp corners. 198 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,439 I've got to read all the books. I've got to whittle a bassinet out of wood. 199 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,319 And finding that fucking bear is on that list, too. 200 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,359 So unless you know where Mr Timmy Willy is... 201 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,279 BO SIGHS HEAVILY 202 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,999 Do you know how hard it is to babyproof two separate flats? 203 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,439 No. 204 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,439 But I've never got my sister's best friend pregnant, so... 205 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,999 Meh. 206 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,239 That's very funny. 207 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,880 Memories are being made in there. 208 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,999 Probably really traumatic memories, but memories nonetheless. 209 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:01,999 So stop haunting the shed like a weird...shed ghoul. 210 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,720 I like the shed. 211 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,080 My head goes quiet in here. 212 00:10:08,891 --> 00:10:12,999 - I'll help you find Mr Timmy Willy. - No, no... 213 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,999 No, I want to do it myself. I want to feel...useful. 214 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,480 Come on, I need your help. I'm bad with the squishy stuff. 215 00:10:19,481 --> 00:10:23,319 Better with the hard stuff, you know, like skellingtons. 216 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,000 - Skeletons. - I've heard it both ways. 217 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,559 Just...fuck off now, Shagrid. 218 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,720 That's Dr Shagrid to you. 219 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,999 23 hours in, the doctor, 220 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,719 big fella from Australia, 221 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,639 reached up inside me with these salad tongs 222 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,999 and dragged our Ashley out. 223 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,839 Three weeks overdue. 224 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,239 I can still hear the ripping. 225 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,440 NINA GAGS 226 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,439 38 stitches. 227 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,199 - Blood everywhere. - More wine, anyone? 228 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,759 - Now, with Nina, the epidural only took on one side... - One side. 229 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,759 ..and they've all got massive heids, especially Nina's. 230 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,080 ALL LAUGH 231 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,079 Look at the size of it. 232 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,519 You're not going to have an easy time, darling. 233 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:12,239 - Maybe a wee game of Uno? - Do you remember when you had Evie 234 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,599 and I was sick in the placenta bucket? 235 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,479 - Ohhh! - No! 236 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,399 The nurse said in all her years of nursing, 237 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,879 she'd never, ever seen a placenta that big. 238 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,000 - You can eat your placenta. - You can fry it. 239 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:33,439 Are you not having fun at your baby drenching? 240 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,319 I liked it when everyone was rubbing my belly. 241 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,639 I felt like one of those statues in Edinburgh. 242 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,439 But if I hear about another ripped fanny, I'm going to pass out. 243 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,079 I don't say this very often, Amber, 244 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,439 because it's not true very often, but... 245 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,319 - ..I agree with you. - I need to get out of here. 246 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,239 - What's going on? - Amber's been traumatised 247 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,479 by the horrors of childbirth. She wants to leave. 248 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,719 Oh, thank God! Where are we going? 249 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,120 Well... 250 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,999 ..Lee is playing an open mic night, and he asked me to go. 251 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,079 And I didn't get to speak to him all week, 252 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,359 so I thought this would be a good opportunity to, like, talk to him. 253 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,759 But, um... I mean, I want to go, but... 254 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,399 Oh, my God! I love an open mic night. 255 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,199 Mediocre white men singing badly in public is one of my kinks. 256 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,319 I just love that switch from delusional confidence to defeat. 257 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,479 That's why I've slept with so many stand-up comedians. 258 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,199 - Oh, please, let's go! - Absolutely fascinating stuff. 259 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,039 The birthing canal truly is the iris of all life. 260 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,599 - Ick! - We're going to an open mic night and you are coming. 261 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,999 Well, that is a very kind offer, my gingersnap, 262 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,439 but I've got to get back in there. 263 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,799 The ladies are going to take turns showing their swaddles, 264 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,839 - and I'm the baby. - Ugh... 265 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,759 - Do you need spends? - No! Stop being my dad 266 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,799 and come and watch Nina's friend sing badly with us! 267 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,399 I don't know how badly he sings, if that was a selling point. 268 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,559 Well, it does actually sound like my kind of evening. 269 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,759 Mum, Dad, we're all going out. 270 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,800 - Good for you, hen! - Do you need spends? 271 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,079 - Bye! - Bye, Mum and Dad. 272 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,399 Bye! 273 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,760 See ya. 274 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,199 Where yous off to? 275 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,879 Auntie Janey started talking about her ripped fanny, so... 276 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,559 Have you seen the size of your sister's head? 277 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,599 We're going to go to an open mic night. Come! 278 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,079 - I can't, I've got my... - Still not finished your list? 279 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,680 Bo, we'll miss you. 280 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,040 Oh, my God, it's like Stars In Their Eyes. 281 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,399 - But for nerds. - I think it'll pick up in a bit. 282 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,999 No, I love it! It's perfect. 283 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 - Thank you, Nina. - We'll get drinks. 284 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,239 - Hey, you came! - I did. 285 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,480 Cos we're friends, and friends turn up for each other. 286 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,399 - Yeah. - I know I said I would try, but... 287 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,319 AS YODA: ..do or do not. There is no try. 288 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,359 Ho-ho! I love your Yoda. 289 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,719 I love your, um...your coffee. 290 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,639 It's pretty good. Yeah. 291 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,959 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 292 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,879 Yeah, now that I'm here, I'm... 293 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,119 I'm starting to regret signing up 294 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,239 and, um, inviting half of the museum. 295 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,999 - Hi! - Hi! Hi, hi! 296 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,719 Why, why, why did I invite them? Why am I doing this? 297 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,319 You don't have to do this if you don't want. 298 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,479 You don't think I should? Because...because if I'm bad... 299 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,079 Look, I'm here to support you, but I'm autistic. 300 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,479 If you tell me you're shite, then I'm going to say, "Don't do this." 301 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,559 - Aye, maybe I'm shite... - I don't know if you're good or you're bad. 302 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,319 - Maybe I'm the wrong person to ask. - No, no, no. 303 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,879 - I think you might be the best person to ask... - Hey! 304 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,359 - Hi, Clayton. - His name is Lee 305 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,319 He's going to sing for me! 306 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,999 And he can sing! Ha-ha! 307 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,439 - You should be up there, not me! - Ah, come on. 308 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,119 Hey, good luck. 309 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,839 Yeah. 310 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,359 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to... 311 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,999 I'm going to set up! 312 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,079 Oh! I'm fine... 313 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,439 - Hey, you OK? - What are you doing here? 314 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,479 There was a poster up in the staffroom. 315 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,159 I couldn't pass up my chance at a first hand observation 316 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,919 of the notorious Glasgow nightlife. 317 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,919 Calm down, Jade Goodall. 318 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,799 Ooh! It's Jane Goodall, but otherwise, 319 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,239 that was a great joke, Amber. 320 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,199 Oh, Amber, did you get the gift I sent? 321 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,239 Yes, it was very generous. 322 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,959 You can expect a signed photo of the baby in the post 323 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,599 as a thanks in the near future. 324 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,639 - Who's signing the photo? MC: - Welcome to the open mic night 325 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,999 here at The Third Place. 326 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,719 Let's get our first act up onstage. 327 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,759 It's Tam the Tambourine man. 328 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,599 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 329 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,880 Whoo! Let's go, Tam! 330 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,720 Hi, everybody. 331 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,999 I'm Tambourine Tam. 332 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,999 - TUNELESSLY: - Everybody cheers when I jingle down the street 333 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,399 I'm Tambourine Tam... 334 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,279 You know how in, like, The X Factor and Pop Idol 335 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,999 there's always those early episodes with 336 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,799 the delusional people who think they're really good, 337 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,279 - but they're not? - Yeah, it's like the best part. 338 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,279 No, it's the worst part. It's the worst part. It makes me feel physically sick. 339 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,159 It makes me feel like my skin is falling off, my bones are itching. 340 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,239 It's like all the embarrassment and humiliation 341 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,559 they should be feeling but aren't feeling, I'm feeling it instead. 342 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,679 And then they want feedback. 343 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,639 They want feedback, but they don't want honesty. 344 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,479 And I can't lie. This was a terrible idea. 345 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,720 I'm going to drink. 346 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,439 Hello. Could I have something that is very alcoholic 347 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,919 but doesn't taste of alcohol and is easy to drink, please? 348 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,440 - Don't you know who I am...? - Thank you. 349 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,670 - It tastes of blue. Can I have another one, please? - Sure. 350 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,879 - MC: - Are we saying, "Bye, Mr Tambourine Man?" 351 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,999 What's happening? 352 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,319 Well, in summary, Lee's going to sing a song 353 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,999 and Clayton showed up unexpectedly and I can't cope. 354 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,519 So I ran away and I forgot that I hate talent shows 355 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,319 and I feel very uncomfortable 356 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,999 so now I am drinking blue alcohol. 357 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,279 Well, if you can't get drunk in the world's most gawky love triangle, 358 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,999 - then where can you? Shots, please. - Coming up. 359 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,919 It's not a love triangle. 360 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,999 It is a mild feelings triangle at most. 361 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,039 I just think this could be an opportunity to stretch. 362 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,799 You keep saying you want this big life, 363 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,479 you want to do things that scare you. 364 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,399 Well, life just got a whole lot bigger. 365 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,719 Look at you. You were the girl that didn't do relationships. 366 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,999 You don't even flirt. 367 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,319 Now you've got this abundance of opportunity 368 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,759 to do something different. 369 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,999 It's like you're in one of your smutty stories. 370 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,999 Tonight is your Love Island. 371 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,679 Go and talk to everyone. 372 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,840 Find out if they're your type on paper. But have fun. 373 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,640 Do you know what? Fuck it! 374 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,479 Urgh! 375 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,719 - Girls' night! - Girls' night. - Girls' night! 376 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,359 Singing hey-ho, what do you know? 377 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,199 It don't matter where I go 378 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,759 Ain't no direction, right or wrong 379 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,439 I keep singing my travelling song. 380 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,999 CHEERING 381 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,960 Try to when I'm done hoping for... 382 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,000 - Hello. - Hi, all right? 383 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,399 I know Tambourine Tam has set the bar very high, 384 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,280 but I think you're going to do great. 385 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,560 Thank you, Nina. 386 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,399 - Um...did you invite Clayton? - No! - No? 387 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,999 No, he saw your poster in the... In the common room. 388 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,919 - Oh. - Ooh, good luck! - Great, great. 389 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,439 He doesn't have many friends in Glasgow. 390 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:47,040 Oh. So he's just following you around? 391 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,040 I think he may have imprinted on me. 392 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,840 Let's give it up for Zoe! 393 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,399 I have... I have all these words that I want to say to you 394 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,879 but every time I try, it's like, wargh, 395 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,399 - they all just get stuck in my mouth. - Yes, yes! 396 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,839 Yes, I'm the same. I'm... 397 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,919 The other day with Claudette when I said we were friends... 398 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,839 ..Lee from Leslie on the keys! 399 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 400 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,520 Yeah... 401 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,680 CHEERS CONTINUE 402 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,230 - AUDIENCE MEMBERS: - Come on! - Mon yourself! 403 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,000 MICROPHONE FEEDBACK 404 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,000 HE COUGHS 405 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,999 Sorry. Um... 406 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,520 Er, I... 407 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,040 I wrote this, I guess. 408 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,640 You know, sometimes in life you've got to take a chance 409 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,679 You got to get on the floor 410 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,560 Even if you can't dance 411 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,320 Cos it doesn't matter what you do 412 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,040 As long as what you do is true 413 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,959 It doesn't matter what you say 414 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,840 As long as you do it your way 415 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,960 - CONFIDENTLY: - It doesn't matter what you do 416 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,760 As long as what you do is true 417 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,400 It doesn't matter what you say 418 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,280 As long as you do it your way... 419 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,719 Sing out, Coffee Man! 420 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,680 It doesn't matter what you do 421 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,440 As long as what you do is true 422 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,960 It doesn't matter what you say 423 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,160 As long as you do it your way 424 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,559 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 425 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,200 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 426 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,320 THEY WHOOP ENTHUSIASTICALLY 427 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 428 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,439 FUNNY VOICE: Hello! 429 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,639 - FUNNY VOICE: - Hello. 430 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,000 How do you feel? 431 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,919 Like I did it. 432 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,799 But I don't think I'm going to quit the day job quite yet. 433 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,399 - I have to say, I'm relieved. - Oh? 434 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,239 Mm. I saw you up there, and I thought, "Oh, no! 435 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,999 "He's going to become a pop star. 436 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,399 "And then who's going to keep me caffeinated?" 437 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,399 LEE LAUGHS 438 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,999 Right. Uh... 439 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,679 ..I'm going to get my laptop to the van 440 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:02,039 - because if I leave it in here, someone will steal it. - Mm. 441 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,079 - Bring it here, big man. - Oh! 442 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,319 I'm so proud of you. 443 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,639 - Well done. - Thank you. - Ever so good. 444 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,800 - Amazing. - You're like a young Midge Ure. 445 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,520 OK! 446 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,200 Tequila slammers! 447 00:22:19,201 --> 00:22:23,919 - MC: - Thank you so much for coming. Here's the last song of the evening. 448 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,479 Psst! I'm having the best time, Nina. Thank you for this. 449 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,679 - SLURRING: - You know...? You know what it reminds me of? 450 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,919 You know what it looks like? 451 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,439 It looks like the bioluminescent jellyfish 452 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,279 known as Pelagia noctiluca. 453 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,080 - Oh, you're so smart. - Genius. 454 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,440 Are we friends? 455 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,760 Yeah. Yeah, Scotland, we're best of friends. 456 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,639 - Lee's my friend. He's my friend. - I am. 457 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,800 Just a big cornucopia of friends. 458 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,080 Friend triangle. 459 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,240 An acute triangle. 460 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,239 THEY LAUGH 461 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,279 Do you get it? 462 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,839 It's a maths joke! Because... 463 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,559 It's Py-slag-goras. 464 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,400 NINA LAUGHS AND SNORTS 465 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,520 Amber made a maths joke! 466 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,159 SHRIEKS: Girls' night! 467 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,780 QUIETER: Ooh, I need to calm down. 468 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,599 - And we are messy, and maybe I need to go home... - No! 469 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,279 - Right. - Right. - Pop that button. 470 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,639 Get the puppies out. 471 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,479 Let's find out who wants to be more than friends. 472 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,439 - Who does? - I want to know. - Evie, I have a question. 473 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,360 - Tell me. - How do I put my puppies out when I'm wearing a vest? 474 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,400 Girls' night! 475 00:23:49,131 --> 00:23:52,319 I'm going to work from home tomorrow. 476 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,559 I think you should do that as well. 477 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,239 No, I'm going in tomorrow, I'll be fine. 478 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,239 - You're not singing a song too, are you? - You think I should? 479 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,719 No. 480 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,600 One of the guys over there couldn't tune it properly, so... 481 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,919 - ..I stepped up. - Oh, my God. 482 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,559 Men are literally singing for your affection. 483 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,359 12-year-old Nina would fucking love this! 484 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,680 Nobody is singing for my affection. 485 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,999 Well, you all look great. 486 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,999 Hi, Bo! What's in your box? 487 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,519 I carried a lasagne. 488 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,279 I had to pay the bouncer 20 to let me bring this in, Amber. 489 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,599 Thank God. We're starving! 490 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,999 This one's for you, Scotland. 491 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,399 NINA RETCHES 492 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,439 I'm going to vomit. I'm going to vomit... 493 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,999 Move! Move! 494 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,760 Toilet. 495 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,239 Go on, then. 496 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,519 NINA VOMITS 497 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,079 Come on, love. Get it all out. 498 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,199 Urrrgh... It's so blue. 499 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,599 I can... I can handle her. 500 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,999 WE can handle her. 501 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,239 I have a name. 502 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,920 SHE VOMITS 503 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,719 I know you're scared. 504 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,040 I'm scared too. 505 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:59,119 Have you seen the size of your sister's head? 506 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,480 It's like the Epcot Ball at Disney World. 507 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,280 We can talk about your worries if you want. 508 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,840 Oh, my God... 509 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,000 He's kicking! 510 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,199 Fuck off! 511 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,439 - No way. - He's doing the Dirty Dancing lift like his mummy. 512 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,799 - That's him? - That's him. 513 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,400 NINA RETCHES QUIETLY 514 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,159 - Our baby? - Yeah. 515 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,199 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Hmm? 516 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,599 VIOLENT VOMITING 517 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,240 This is like a fucking exorcism. 518 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,999 - Give me some shoulder. - Where's the American? 519 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,199 He's over there. 520 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,319 No, because what you need to understand is that 521 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,480 Jar Jar Binks is really the best character. 522 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,320 Don't worry. I'll make sure he gets home safe. 523 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,039 Bye, friend. 524 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,199 Thank you for sharing your creativity. 525 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,039 It was great. 526 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,119 Bye, Nina. Thanks for coming. 527 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,439 OK. Come on, then, you lush. 528 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,479 I need to... No, let go! 529 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,199 I need to send... I need to send an email. 530 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,919 Should she be sending work emails when she's pished? 531 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,359 Uh, yeah, yeah. She's probably just, like, sending stuff to herself. 532 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,559 Whoa! The world just tilted. 533 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,679 Right, come on. Off we go. 534 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,599 {\an8}- Lasagne lady. - Come on, come on. 535 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,519 {\an8}All right. Get your paperwork done? 536 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,639 {\an8}Wait, no, no, no, no. 537 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,479 {\an8}I'm just putting out my feelers, Bo. 538 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,120 {\an8}EMAIL SENT ALERT 539 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,119 {\an8}Like a beautiful 540 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,040 bioluminescent jelly-bish. 541 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,999 OK. Come on, then. 542 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,879 - One more drink! - No, no, no. 543 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,399 - Awww! - No, no, enough's enough. - I want to go home now. 544 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,959 - Off we go. - No, I don't. Let's go out! 545 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,399 Bye, Lee! 546 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,440 CLAYTON CONTINUES TO RANT 547 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,999 PHONE ALARM RINGS 548 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,199 Ohhh, where am I? 549 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,079 Shut up, phone! 550 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,320 ALARM STOPS, PHONE UNLOCKS 551 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,280 What have I done?! 552 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,719 What did you do?! 553 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,720 I've done something terrible. 554 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,359 You're in denial but what does that mean? 555 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,999 Oh, baby, I'm so over everything 556 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,919 It's Saturday night 557 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,879 And you're here again 558 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,319 This time you're here with your friends 559 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,079 You say the same things over and over 560 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,799 Oh, why can't you make up your mind? 561 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,639 {\an8}You say the same shit 562 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,040 {\an8}Every time... 563 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:44,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43085

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