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I'm gonna miss you.

Wish I didn't have to go.

I love you so much.

Now you're gonna take
your pills, sweetheart, huh?

All right? Don't just chew
'em up and spit 'em out.

I can't believe you're traveling,
mom. I know how much you hate to fly.

Yeah, I do, but some
things are important.

Thank you for letting
me leave him with you.

Of course. He's a cutie.

Hey, kids! Come
say hi to grandma!

I'm on the phone!

So, um, the yellow
pills are twice a day,

- and the blue ones...
- I know, mom.

You gave me the list, remember?

Yeah, I know, but...

And these are his toys.

- And he sleeps with Mr. Moose.
- Hey!

If you guys don't
come in here right now,

I'm gonna flush your
phones down the toilet!

I don't wanna see
them... I mean, i-i'm...

I don't wanna disturb
them. I know they're busy.

And hey, don't you yell so much!

I don't want you
to stress him out.

- Mom...
- He's already... freaked.

I don't think he'
stressed. He's fine.

- Hi, grandma.
- Oh, hi, Tommy!

So... who died?

Oh, an old, old friend.

Hey, maybe you'll play
with Dashiell some time.

Maybe.

Okay, um...

If anything should happen,

know that I love
you, Dashiell. Yeah.

Mommy loves you and
you're gonna be taken care of.

Okay, mom, stop
being so dramatic.

Okay? Flying is very safe.

You'll be back
before you know it.

Nothing is gonna happen.

Claire!

Allie.

So glad you came.

- Thanks for letting me know.
- Oh.

Of course. Mom
really missed you.

She really loved you.

I loved her.

Stop it! I can see you!

Three now.

Three, can you
believe it? Stop it!

Dad will be really glad you
came. It'll mean a lot to him.

Wonderful.

I'm wearing high
heels in honor of Joyce.

- Aww.
- She had such great legs,

and she always
loved to show them off.

She did! She had the best legs.

Claire! Oh, you made it!

Oh, that would
mean so much to her.

This is Claire, one of
Joyce's oldest friends.

They were at college together.

Claire lives in Ohio now.

- We're so sorry for your loss.
- Oh, bless you, darling.

Call us and come
over to dinner, Howard.

- Thank you, I will.
- We love you.

Claire.

Howard... I'm gonna kill you.

Now that she's gone,
now that it can't hurt her,

I'm gonna kill you.

This weekend. I'm
gonna do it this weekend.

Howard, oh!

- Dear Howard! Oh, you dear man!
- Oh, hi. Hi, hi.

I'm so, so sorry.

You think you'll get used to it,

used to the idea of loss.

When you see it this
far over the horizon...

It's like that shot in
Lawrence of Arabia,

you know, the little speck
that gets closer and closer.

I learned a lot.

I changed a lot.

I learned Patience, humility.

I learned...

To enjoy lattes.

Some of you know that Joyce
just loved her afternoon lattes,

and she got me
addicted to them as well.

Sometimes I... think I
can still hear her say...

"Howie! Go to the cafe
and get some lattes, will ya?"

I met Joyce in New York.

We were married...

Seven months after we'd met.

And I have no regrets.

None.

Darling, I just want you to know,
from the bottom of my heart...

Is this the wrong entrance?

Said "chapel" on the door.

- Oh...
- Howard.

Did I interrupt your eulogy?

- God, I'm sorry.
- That's all right, Evelyn.

It's all right, please.
Everyone, this is Evelyn.

Um... Evelyn was
Joyce's college roommate,

- believe it or not.
- Why wouldn't they believe it?

- That's just an expression.
- I was in the back,

using the restroom.
It's like a maze.

- Understood. Yeah.
- A labyrinth.

Nice photo. A bit
sanitized, maybe.

- What?
- Well, she looks pleasant,

but Joyce was never just
pleasant. She was always sparkly.

"Sparkly"? Evelyn, would
you mind taking a seat?

Would you mind, please?

I'm in the middle of
my eulogy to my wife.

My wife of 51
years has just died!

I understand. My
friend just died.

My friend of 60
years. How 'bout that?

Isn't that something?

Oh, go ahead. You were
saying something about...

"No regrets," "darling
Joyce," "bottom of my heart."

Yes, I...

I was about to say...

I admired her courage in
fighting this awful disease.

Evelyn! Evie!

It's-it's me, it's Claire.

Hi, Claire. I know it's you.

I haven't lost my marbles. Yet.

- Or my eyesight.
- Get in.

- Let me give you a ride.
- Do you have a driver's license?

I do. I took the test
two months ago.

And you passed? Did
you bribe the instructor?

I didn't have to! I'm
an excellent driver.

- I trust the bus more.
- Oh, get in!

I need to talk to you.

About what? What do
you need to talk about?

- Come on, move it!
- God, hold your horses!

What kind of person
honks a horn in a graveyard?

Jeez! Pass, there's room. Go!

- You jerk!
- Get in, Evie!

I... I need to talk to you.

I told him.

You told him what?

I told him I was gonna
kill him this weekend.

I'm gonna kill the bastard.

I could chat. A little bit.

You're not gonna kill anyone.

- I am.
- You always had big ideas,

but very little follow-through.

Not true!

Oh, what about the time you were
gonna go out in the middle of the night

and paint a vagina on
that fraternity house?

I don't remember that.

You talked about it for weeks,

you were gonna do
it for homecoming.

No kidding! What happened?

Nothing! Nothing
happened. You never did it.

Or what about the time you were
gonna become a lounge singer?

Or drive down to Peru?

There's still time.

- Are you still playing?
- 'Course I'm still playing!

Without my cello, i'd
be lost, completely lost!

- Well, good for you!
- Mm.

I'm not with the
orchestra anymore.

I'm with a couple of ensembles.

One is devoted totally
to modern composers,

and the other is all bach.

Do-do you still have
that cute little house?

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's wonderful. Wonderful.

Um, so I was wondering...

If-if you could help me.

What, murder him?

There's a little
thing called jail.

Nice place to visit, but you
wouldn't want to live there.

And let's take a moment to remember
our beautiful, kind, happy friend

whose funeral we attended today.

I've thought about her.

I prioritized her
happiness over mine,

over my-my sanity.

She never asked
you to do anything.

And I told you, I told
you to go the police.

Yeah, you did. They
wouldn't have believed me.

I mean, back then?

"Why were you
alone in that house?

You knew your friend
was out of town."

"Why were you alone in
your best friend's house

with her husband?"

Mm. "Best friend." I thought I
was your best friend at that time.

You were both my best friends!

I'm just yankin' your chain.

It would've ruined her
life if! Had told the police.

We'll never know.

Her life might've been better.

What's the plan?

I'm gonna shoot him.
I'm gonna buy a gun

and I'm gonna
take it to the wake.

- Mm-hmm.
- You wanna come with me?

Sure, scarface. Sounds like fun.

Oh!

Uh, hello.

- Hello.
- I-I'd like to buy a handgun.

- Mm-hmm.
- Um, something not to heavy, please.

- And maybe a silencer.
- Hm.

Well, I can't sell
you a silencer.

You can't legally buy a
suppressor in California.

- Tsk.
- Oh.

You can wear earplugs.

Well, what kind of firearm
would you recommend for me?

I want something
that's... light.

Well, what're you
gonna use it for?

Tell 'im.

Sport shooting? Self defense?

Yea... self defense.

Okay, well, how about
this little Davis derringer?

Fits right in your pocket,

or your pocketbook,
right next to your keys.

- Oh, it's cute!
- Very!

.22 caliber, two shots.
Nice backup piece.

Wanna hold it?

- Oh, sure!
- It's used, costs about $125.

- It's light!
- How's the recoil?

Recoil?

Um, not gonna lie, it has a little kick.
Not much there to absorb the shock.

Do you have arthritis in
your wrists and hands?

A little bit in
my-in my left wrist.

But I take medication.
Hips are my problem.

Mine too! I got a hip
replacement last year.

Oh, how'd that go for you?

Pretty good, thanks. I also
recommend this beretta 92.

Looks heavier.

It has very little recoil. Very
smooth, feels like a Cadillac.

I think that the key here is to
use a load that lessens the kick.

These .9mm bullets
are very lightweight.

Hollow point for maximum damage.

Oh, maximum damage sounds neat.

Yeah, I'll take... I'll
take the smaller gun.

Um, okay. I'll need your California
driver'slicense or your Cal ID,

and you can take the handgun
safety test right here in the store.

I don't have a
California license.

- You don't have California license?
- No, I live in Ohio.

Then I can't sell
you a gun. Sorry.

Well, darn it! We tried.

So, did you get that
out of your system?

The whole dirty
Harry, death wishthing?

No, I didn't get it
out of my system!

God!

I should've bought a gun
at home and brought it.

Couldn't have
gotten it on the plane.

Oh, Claire, it's been decades,
and not like a couple of decades,

it's been four and
a half decades!

It was yesterday.

Yeah.

Oh, I remember.

The necklace Joyce was wearing
in the photo, at the funeral home?

I gave her that necklace.

- I had one too.
- Do you have any poison?

I have a cyanide pill in case i'm
captured by the enemy. You can have it.

I'm just gonna have to
stab him in the stomach.

Are you going to the wake?

No. I'll read about it in
the newspaper tomorrow.

I have a rehearsal.

You hate him too!

I don't hate anybody,
it's too exhausting.

Well, let me give you
a-a ride to your house.

I think I'd rather take the bus.

Evie... Evie...

You're the only
person I ever told.

Jesus! Really?

Well... except for a therapist.

I had a therapist after
my second divorce.

Clearly it's done
wonders for you.

Evie... come with me.

Bye, Claire.

Hey, Ernie.

How's it hanging, Phil?

Oh, god...

Oh, god...

Oh, goddammit!

Yes?

Yes. Coming!

- Hi!
- Remember me?

'Course I remember you!

Are you visiting
your grandpa again?

My parents are over there.

- Mm.
- I wanted to come and say hi.

- Well, thanks!
- Can I come in?

Oh, sure, for a second.

Aren't your parents
gonna miss you?

They didn't miss me last time.

That day we played checkers.

Wanna play again?

You know, um...

I can't right now.

Um... how's your
grandfather? How's Walt?

He wants to teach me how to
throw a ball and shoot a gun.

Oh, does he have one?

He has a baseball.

But does he have a, uh, gun?

Yeah.

- He has a gun.
- I think so.

He showed it to me. He
says he wants to teach me.

Huh.

Can we do that other
thing we did last time?

The fashion show?

Well, you did look
cool in those heels.

But I don't have time right now.

- Oh...
- Wait, wait. Come here, come here.

Tell you what, you can choose
something from this to keep.

- Really?
- Why not?

Who else am I
gonna leave 'em to?

Oh, except you
can't have this one...

Or this one, and
this one I got in Seoul

when I traveled all
over with the orchestra.

Can I have this?

Your ears aren't
pierced, are they?

- Tsk.

Mm... not those,
but how about these?

These are clip-ons.

See, you open them like
that, and you clip them...

Pop 'em right
onto your earlobes.

- They don't pinch, do they?
- No, it's fine.

Well, go look at yourself.

Wow!

They're... beautiful.

You're beautiful, kid.

- Better get back to your parents.
- ' [9'99'931

Hey... hey!

Bye.

Oh, Joyce...

Oh, to hell with all this!

May I take your coat?

Yes.

Where's the kitchen?

- The kitchen or the bathroom?
- Kitchen.

Right in there. It's pretty
busy in there right now.

Good.

- What are you doing over here?
- Oh!

- Looking for the bathroom?
- No.

That's not the
right order. I want...

Tomato, olive, cheese.
Tomato, olive, cheese.

- Can I help you, ma'am?
- No, thanks.

No, wait! What are you doing?

Those go back in there
for another five minutes.

I love chocolate. I just can't.

Oh, wait! Is that
for me? Thanks.

Claire, have you ever met Wendy?

Wendy brought us this
beautiful batch of brownies.

- Isn't that wonderful?
- The least I can do.

- Your mom was so wonderful.
- Thank you.

I was her art teacher. She
was a very talented painter.

- Was she?
- Oh, yes!

Thank you. Would you do me a
favor and run that back to the kitchen?

Guys! No more sugar.

No, you're gonna go crazy.

Claire?

Claire?

It's me, Ralph.

Ralph! What are you doing here?

Oh, Howard just called me out of the
blue and invited me to the memorial.

I wasn't busy, so I came.

Well... when did he call you?

Afew hours ago. I hope
you don't mind that I'm here.

I was very fond of Joyce.

You two were great friends.

And he told me
that you were here.

- You look nice, Ralph.
- Thank you.

I'm glad you're still alive.

Me too!

It's good to see you.

Why-why are you
carrying that knife?

Oh, I was gonna stab someone.

Come on!

Crab cakes?

Uh, would you take this to
the kitchen for me? Thank you.

Uh, is that a no
on the crab cakes?

That's a no, yes, thank you.

So... how are you?
How's your husband?

We were divorced 15 years ago.

Oh, i'm-I'm sorry.

How's your wife?

Uh, she passed
about four years ago.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- But she lived a good, full life,

and I loved her deeply.

Well, that's good.

I had no idea why I said that.

I mean, it just goes
without saying. I guess...

- Guess I'm a little nervous.
- Why?

Well, it isn't very
often that you...

Not very often that you
run into your ex-wife?

Not very often.

Any kids?

I have one kid, two grandkids.

- Great-grands?
- They're not that great.

No, I have no great-grandkids.

- I have a corgi.
- Mm!

- Pictures?
- Of course!

- How could I not, right?
- Of course!

It's what we do these days.

Let me see...

Come on, Dashiell. Come on!

Give me a smile.

- Oh, good boy!
- Cute, huh?

Oh, dogs always
loved you, Claire.

Yeah. You?

Oh... lovely!

Lovely!

Ahem.

It's really nice to see you.

- I hope I didn't scare you.
- Oh, come on!

You're as beautiful as ever.

And you're as kind as ever.

Look at you two lovebirds!

Or "love pterodactyls," maybe.

Evelyn.

- Hi, Ralph.
- You came!

I didn't miss the
carnage, did I?

I think someone is
about to give a speech.

Oh, good. Perfect timing.

I know my mother...

My mother would be... so
happy to see you all here.

She'd really appreciate,
I know dad and I do.

So please eat, drink,

and raise a toast to my mom.

The best mom in the world.

To Joyce!

Yes.

- Um, I have a few words to say.
- Please.

Uh, this is Evelyn, one of
my mother's oldest friends.

Joyce was a wonderful woman.

She certainly was.

A great cook.

A devoted wife and mother.

A doting grandmother.

And forjunior and
senior years in college,

and then six months in new
York city after graduation,

she was my
roommate and my lover.

Jesus, what?

And this wasn't a "gay until
graduation" type of thing.

This was who she was.

But not who she wanted to be.

God!

I'm sorry, Howard.
What's so funny?

You are, Evelyn. You always
had such a great sense of humor.

Mm, not really.

People think I'm being
funny, but I'm really just talking.

It's very inappropriate,
Evelyn, and untrue.

And not something my
children needed to hear.

Oh, was it?

Did you even understand
what I was saying, honey?

You said you loved grandma.

That's right! That's
exactly what I said.

Adorable grandkids.

She got that in the
transaction, I guess.

She told me.

She told me that
you were delusional,

that you were
infatuated with her.

I mean, we used
to laugh about it.

She thought you were
funny. I can tell you that.

She told me you were cruel.

My father is one of the
kindest people I know.

Oh, is he?

I think you should leave now.

I tend to agree.

Howard, you didn't deserve her.

Um, can anyone give me a ride?

So? What did you
think of my big news?

I knew.

Two of you were always
staring at each other,

mooning over each other.

So why didn't you say something?

Why didn't you?

Joyce didn't want to.

Guess I didn't
either at the time.

- It was a different time.
- No.

You have always
underestimated me.

Here, pull over.
Here, at the bus stop.

What gives? I can
drive you home.

What're you afraid of?

Hey.

Ta-da!

Why... why did you lie to me?

Why-why did you say
you still had your house?

Well, if you thought
I still had my house,

then for a moment there it
was as if I still had my house.

Yeah, makes sense.

Not really.

It just got too much to keep up.

I-I spent a fortune on
plumbing, the roof...

I didn't have the money anymore.

- I love these chairs!
- Aren't they good?

But didn't you get a great
pension from the orchestra?

Well, I have a modest pension.

Enough to pay for this place.

I'm in the independent
living section,

- so I come and go as I want.
- Right.

For rehearsals
and concerts and...

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

Arthritis, tendonitis, bursitis.

My ankles are in
good shape, though.

I still teach,
from time to time.

I do a master
class, occasionally.

One of my old students
teaches nearby,

she has me come
in, critique the sawing.

- Oh.
- She throws me a few bucks.

And the meals are included here.

I like eating cardboard,
so it's worked out for me.

I can invite a guest.

Wanna come to dinner?

Well, you-you make it
sound so appetizing...

Uh, no, but Ralph
invited me to diner.

Damn, you work fast!

Look!

Look at us!

Look at us...

You were married to grandpa?

Yes, I was.

It's not polite to stare.

- Well, you can't blame him.
- That's true.

I'd stare.

This was before grammy?

Of course it was before
grammy, knucklehead.

- What do you think?
- Don't call him names. Say you're sorry.

Sorry.

Now tell him something
nice about him.

You're good at roblox.

Now you tell your brother
something nice about him.

You smell funny.

That wasn't nice.
Do another one.

- Uh... you're fast.
- Yes, he is.

- I am fast.
- Very fast.

It was a long, long time ago when
your grandfather and I were together.

Prehistoric times.

Okay.

How long are you in town for?

Just for the
weekend, the funeral.

This is so good!

- You're a good cook, Ralph.
- Mm.

Well, I remembered
you were pescatarian.

Still am!

Can I be excused?

- Me too, I'm full.
- What about dessert?

Can I take an ice cream
sandwich upstairs?

You finish that salmon.

I can't, I'm full.

Okay, well, the
garbage can will finish it.

- That's me.
- Oh!

I eat anything they leave.

Oh...

If you both take your
plates into the kitchen,

wash them off and then
put them in the dishwasher...

Then you can take an ice
cream sandwich upstairs.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

- Good kids.
- Thank you.

They are a pain in the butt.

It's nice that your father
has you here with him.

- It certainly is.
- Yeah!

Well, it's good for us,
because he's such a good cook.

Yeah.

I think I'm gonna
excuse myself as well.

- It was very nice to meet you, Claire.
- You too, joie.

Um... care to have
an after dinner drink?

Okay.

Claire, there's, uh...

There's something I've
always wanted to ask.

Oh, god...

What happened?

Now, don't get me wrong.

This is the best thing that
could've happened to me,

I-I moved on with my life.

I met zora,

I have kids, I have grandkids...

But I've always wondered.

Heh. So I'm gonna have
to sing for my supper, huh?

Oh, no, no, no.

You don't have to
unless you would like to.

You know, it would be
nice after all this time

to have one less
mystery in my life.

Did you meet someone?

- Meet someone?
- A man.

Did you fall in love
with someone else?

No, no.

Well, that's a relief.

I guess.

I mean, I thought maybe...

If-if I was to be honest,

I thought perhaps
it was the old story.

What old story?

That I'm black and you're white.

And what, and I just
suddenly realized that?

Maybe your father got to you.

Oh, Ralph!

I loved you.

I loved you, Ralph.

And then?

Something happened.

- Something happened?
- Yeah.

- Something bad?
- Yeah.

- And you couldn't tell me?
- I couldn't.

I couldn't, I couldn't.

It made me mute.

I made me... deaf. It made me...

It made me blind to you and
to everything good in my life.

I just... couldn't.

Claire, Claire, Claire, i-i...

- I don't understand this.
- I know.

But I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I hurt you, Ralph.

Not funny.

Walter.

Walter.

Walt!

What? Who is it?

- It's Evelyn.
- You're not the nurse.

No, I'm Evelyn,
from the lunch room.

- Oh...
- Don't get up.

- I couldn't if I tried to.
- Oh...

What are you doing
at this time of the night?

Do you have a gun? Do you?

You're not allowed
to have a gun in here.

I imagine not, but do you?

- Who told you I have a gun?
- Your grandkid.

My grandson?

Well, maybe, time will tell,
but let's not get into that.

Where is your gun?

You leave my gun alone.

- Here, in this closet?
- Don't open that closet.

If you do, i'm
calling the nurse.

Okay, all right, all
right. Just relax, Walt.

Please, I would like to
borrow your gun, Walter.

What for?

Well, there...
There's these thugs.

They're threatening my friend.

She lives in a
rough neighborhood.

But if I show them this gun,

just kind of waved it
around and said, "hey!

You leave my friend alone,
you misogynist creep!"

Then they'd leave her alone.

- That sounds harebrained.
- I suppose,

but it's the god's honest truth.

Will you do this for me, Walter?

Will you be a hero
and loan me your gun?

Okay... if you do
something for me.

Anything! Well, almost anything.

I want...

Bacon.

Bacon? Okay.

Should I bring you
some from the cafeteria?

No, no, no, no, no,
their bacon is horrible!

It's a Turkey bacon.
No, I don't like it.

- I want real bacon!
- Ah...

I want crispy bacon,
four pieces. Oof!

If you do that for me,

I'll give you what you want.

Seems fair. I'm
gonna go. But Walter...

This was not a dream.

Well, I hope not.
I want that bacon!

Good night.

Claire?

I remember when you
were saving up to buy this.

Ralph!

Oh, my god!

I wrote you about it, but you
said you didn't want it anymore.

All of that time studying,

all those hours
in the dark room...

Yeah...

I saved it just in case.

But, then again...

Packed up a bunch of old stuff.

I wanted to be dorothea lange.

Oh, Ralph...

It's, um... it's getting late.

- I should go.
- Don't.

What?

Dontgo.

Please. Stay.

Okay.

Oh, Ralph!

What if-what if joie catches us?

Claire, this is my house.

I can have someone
in my room if! Like.

Right.

May I kiss you?

Why not?

- Oh, Ralph...
- Oh.

Gotta catch my breath.

I'm sorry. It's, uh, it's...

It's been a while.

I appreciate the enthusiasm.

One sec.

Viagra?

No, no, no.

It's just my statin.

I take it every night after
dinner, so I won't forget.

Where were we?

You brought me to your room,

and you were putting
the moves on me.

Are you fucking serious?

Well, if we're gonna do whatever
it is we're thinking of doing, um...

I'm gonna want to ask
you to turn the lights off,

but first I want
to plant myself...

Firmly and safely in the bed.

Okay.

I'm on board. Lights out.

Ralph!

Do you have a condom? I
don't wanna get knocked up.

Hello?

I'm in.

You're in what?

- I'm in on the Howard thing.
- You are?

Well, my other murder
canceled this week,

so I've got time.

Are you still in or do you
have second thoughts?

- Which way is the wind blowing?
- I-I have not had second thoughts.

But what difference
does it make?

Here's the difference it makes.

I have a gun.

Or I will, as soon
as I get some bacon.

Some bacon?

You think you can get
a hold of some bacon?

Well, yeah, I... I think I can
get a hold of some bacon.

It's gotta be real bacon. Not
veggie bacon, not-not Turkey bacon.

Old fashioned bacon,
four slices, cooked. Get it?

Meet me here.

Ah!

Good morning.

Hi! Good morning.

I hope I didn't wake you up.

- Oh, I smelled the bacon.
- Sorry.

For what? He's a grown man.

Right.

You cooking us breakfast?

I smelled bacon.

Why don't you go back
to bed? It's very early.

You can have bacon later.

Okay.

Are you going to be
our new grandmother?

No. No, I'm not.

Okay. That's good.

Just 'cause, you
know, our old grammy.

I know, yeah. I bet
she was wonderful.

- You're a big fan of bacon?
- Oh, big fan!

Can't start my day without it.

Thought you were a pescatarian.

Yeah, yeah.

Except after sex?

Funny.

Uh, do you have a-a ziploc bag?

- You got the stuff?
- Yeah.

- Crispy?
- Pretty crispy. Uh...

You didn't mention how
crispy it was supposed to be.

I'm just curious. Follow me.

- Walt. Walt!
- Mm?

Oh, I'm not dreaming!

I told you it wasn't a dream.
This is my friend Claire.

Hello, Claire.

Now I'm dreaming two
beautiful ladies in my room.

Well, it's very kind
of you. Thank you.

Oh, god, you brought
it. I can smell it.

- I told you.
- Can I see it?

Bring it-bring it here, please.

- Please!
- Oh, well, where's your thing?

- The firearm.
- Oh!

It's in the closet, on
the top shelf to the right.

It's in a wooden
box for checkers.

- Checkers. All right.
- Checkers. Yes!

Um, you can have the bacon.

- Thank you. Oh!
- J' ta-da j'

thank you.

Oh, my god, this
is so wonderful!

- Mm!
- It's not too crispy?

- Uh-uh. Perfect!
- Oh, good.

- What isn't here?
- God, you're an angel.

Hey, what did you
mean when you said

"time will tell"
about my grandson?

There's something
wrong with that boy.

No, nothing is wrong with
James. You're a lucky bastard.

I can see the checkers,
but I can't reach them.

- Hi, Walt.
- Hello there.

Oh, hi...

This is Claire and
Evelyn, my friends.

- I've met Evelyn.
- Yeah, we've seen each other around.

- Oh...
- Ooh, what's that you're eating?

Oh, it's bacon. It's delicious!

- Not supposed to eat that, Walt.
- Oh, come on.

Ladies, I'm going to need to
catheterize Mr. Mangopyan,

so I do believe
the visit is over.

Hector, would you do me a favor?

There's a box up
there, a checkers box.

- Can you reach it?
- Sure!

These ladies, they
wanna borrow it.

Oh, it's heavy!

- What's in here?
- Oh, a gun.

You crack me up, Walt.

- There you go.
- Oh, thank you.

Happy catheter.

- Thank you.
- See you soon!

See you.

Walt... uh-uh.

Uh, what is it? Is it a toy?

It's a flare gun. I used to
have a flare gun on my sailboat.

You had a sailboat?

Yes, Anette and
I had a sailboat.

- Who's Anette?
- The woman I was married to.

Oh! Well.

- Good!
- I'm glad you approve.

We met in 2006,
married in 2009...

Right before she died.

She wanted to get
married. I did it for her.

2009? Wow, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry she died. I'm
sorry I didn't meet her.

That's her, in the photograph.

She was an amazing violinist.

Not just violin.

Mandolin, guitar, any stringed
instrument, she could play.

- Oh, she's beautiful.
- Claire.

I want to show you
how this gun is loaded.

You open it,
press this button...

This is the
cartridge. Red side in.

Shut it. It's loaded.

But, um...

You-you couldn't kill
anybody with that, could you?

Oh, yes! Mostly yourself,
if you're not careful.

You could burn a hole right
through someone with that.

Wow.

What made you decide to help me?

"Since I cannot prove a lover,

I am determined
to prove a villain."

Excuse me?

Richard III, Shakespeare.

Only you, Evelyn.

I've missed you.

- You had my number.
- Well, you had my number.

So we're both lousy friends.

Who is it?

It's Ralph.

I slept with him last night.

No kidding.

Oh, that good, huh?

No, it was-it was good, I...

Just not...

What I came here for.

It's ringing.

Yeah, ho-Howard? It's Claire.

Hello, Claire.

- I wanna come over and see you.
- You do?

- Yes.
- Tell him you feel bad.

Yeah, I, um... I
feel bad, you know?

Howard, I want to come
over and apologize in person.

Apologize for what?
Threatening to kill me?

Uh, yeah. For that.

All right, well,
apology accepted.

I just... I feel...

Crazy, I've been
just crazy, Howard.

Woman... woman...

A crazy woman, you know, I...

- Stress! Stress!
- It must be the stress.

I've been under a lot of stress.

You know, because
of the traveling?

Oh, Jesus! Wow!

I wanna make friends.
I wanna make friends.

I hate to...

I hate... I hate to think
that I came all this way...

And-and to have
that be the last...

Time that-that, you
know, that I saw you.

And so I think I should
come over and apologize

before I go home. And...

Somehow I feel that Joyce
wouldn't want it to end like this.

Well, look, I'm going to the
park with Allie and the kids.

I... I suppose you
could meet us there.

Perfect. Uh, where?

Should-should I
load the gun now?

I wouldn't. You don't want it
going off in your bag by accident.

So, what? I just take it out and
load it right there, in front of him?

I guess.

Look, you don't have
to prove anything to me.

I already know you're ioca.

No, you were right.

I... oh, my god!

There are so may things that I
have not ever followed through on.

My dad used to call me "I.L."

Short for "little loser."

How crummy.

I remember him, in his
uniform, at graduation.

So you'll keep Allie
and the kids occupied?

There they are.

Oh, Christ! She's got
that awful dyke with her.

Dad! Don't talk like that.

Well, it's unconscionable what
she said at your mother's wake!

Anyway, it's not even
a bad word, is it? Dyke?

It is when you say
it, so don't say it.

You know, I think
I'll go talk to Claire.

I refuse to speak to Evelyn.

Oh! God damn.

Hello, Howard.

A word of advice...

Hello, Claire.

I'm glad you called.
We're old friends.

I wouldn't want there to be
any bad blood between us.

Yes.

Should we sit down and talk?

Yes, just for a moment.

- Hi, Evelyn.
- Hi, there.

Bet you didn't think
you'd be seeing me again!

It's a surprise.

I supposed I should,
what? Apologize?

Um, I've actually been
thinking about it a lot,

and I think maybe I should?

Guys, come here right now.

What's that little one's name?

- Joyce.
- Joyce, that's nice.

Are we gonna ride
the carrousel or not?

Yeah, just go line
up by the gate.

When I said you were lying...
I knew you weren't lying.

I found some letters when I
went through my mom's stuff.

My dad couldn't do
it, he was a wreck.

So I went through my
mom's whole office,

and she kept some of
the letters you wrote her.

She did? Love letters?

They were very...
Frank and explicit.

Holy cow.

She kept the letters
all these years?

Hot dog! I'm tickled.

We have an extra
ticket. You wanna get on?

I'd love to.

Look, Claire...

I understand.

I understand guilt,
it's a horrible emotion.

It distorts everything.

- Guilt?
- Yes, I understand your guilt.

I felt it too, for many years.

My guilt for what?

What happened.

Our transgression.

Don't worry, she never knew
about it. I-I never told her.

Huh, even when I was getting
sober, when I was making amends,

I didn't tell her.
No reason to it.

Would've caused too much pain.

- You made amends?
- I did.

I called the people in my life,

the ones I felt
that I'd wronged...

It was very healing.

It changed me, you
know, the whole process.

Would you mind sitting with her?

- With joycie? Sure.
- Mm-hmm.

May |?

- I get dizzy on the horses.
- Yeah, me too.

What, are you
looking for tissues?

Oh! Oh! Oopsie!

You dropped this.

You know, I really better be
getting back to the grandkids.

I mean, oh, god! The energy!

What's that? The heck is that?

Is that a toy?

No. It's a flare gun.

What, for emergencies?

I want you to tell the truth.

I want you to say it.

I want you to say what happened.

What happened?

What happened?

We had sex!

Yeah! It may have
been a bit rough,

but we had sex
one drunken night.

Now I wish it'd never happened,

but I never meant
to betray Joyce,

and I'm sure you didn't
want to hurt your friend.

That wasn't sex!

All right, stop pointing
that. I'm not joking now.

Sit down.

Don't tell me what to do.
Now I've had enough of this!

Sit down or I'm gonna shoot you.

You'll shoot me?

- What, with a flare gun?
- I'll burn a hole in you! I'll do it.

Listen, you're delusional.

I don't know what you
think happened between us...

Yes, you do.

I think you're suffering from
dementia, that's what I think.

I think you blame me for what
happened to your own marriage to Ralph.

I think you gave him
a terrible time of it,

because I think you're
that kind of person.

You're one of those people
who are never satisfied,

one of those women who
are not built for happiness.

- Stop lying!
- You want the truth?

- Stop lying!
- You want the truth?!

- Yes!
- I'll give you the fucking truth!

I'm shocked.

I am shocked by
your utter selfishness!

I just lost the love of my life.

She was everything,
everything to me!

I've had my heart ripped out!

And you have the
nerve to come here,

to come here with your
fucking gun and you...

Oh... oh... oh...

Ho-Howard...

Howard!

Howard!

Uh... help!

H-Help! Someone's...
Had-had a heart attack!

Giddyap!

Giddyap! Giddyap!

You think your sister
knows it's not a real horse?

Hey, come on! Come on!

Oh, my god!

Did you save grandpa's life?
Mom said you saved grandpa's life.

Yes. Apparently.

Oh, we don't know that.

He can still take a
turn for the worse.

You wanna know
something amusing?

Joyce kept my love letters.

- That's amusing.
- Isn't it?

- Allie told me.
- Tsk.

I mean, I'm tickled.
After all those years!

I wonder if Allie
threw them all out.

So, did your grandmother
ever talk about me?

About Evelyn?

Um... I... don't know.

It's okay. I'm just wondering.

He's doing okay.

Thank goodness you
brought that flare with you!

Why did you have that thing?

Oh, she always carries one.

You'd be surprised
what she fits into that bag.

Was it a-a heart attack?

No, they don't think
it was a heart attack.

They think it could've been an
anxiety attack, possibly an ulcer.

They don't know. They're
keeping him overnight to make sure.

So he's not gonna die?

Well, they're still running tests,
but they think he's out of danger now.

They say it's really
good that he came in.

He's been under a
tremendous amount of stress.

Oh, stress is a killer.

A slow one, evidently.

You think I could see him?

Oh, I think so. I think
he'd like to see you,

but they just gave him a
sedative, so he might be sleeping.

- Yeah. What room?
- 814.

Claire...

I'm starving.

I think I'm gonna run the kids
down for a snack and come back up.

Can I stay? I'm not hungry.

No, you can come down with us.

But I'm in the middle of a
game. I'm trying for a record.

Can you just keep an eye on him?

Sure.

And can you not
mention anything about...

Anything sapphic?
Sure, no sweat.

We'll be right back.
Come on, girls.

Oh, Christ, no...

Nurse!

Joyce was away visiting
her mother, who was sick.

And she asked me if I wouldn't
mind dropping food off for you.

She said that...

You couldn't be relied
on to feed yourself.

And she was worried about you.
She said you'd been drinking a lot.

It was a mistake.

Whatever happened between us...

- It was a mistake.
- It was a mistake?

That you grabbed my breasts
so hard, they hurt for a week?

That you put your leg behind my
leg and tripped me down to the floor,

and then lay on top of me...

And pulled out your penis...

Put your hands on my throat,

and said if I screamed,
you'd choke me?

Then you pressed
my face into the floor,

and you pulled up my skirt
and you shoved it in me?

I would never force myself on
anyone. I would never do that.

You wanted it.

You were always looking at me.

I would catch you... staring.

You had troubles in
your own marriage.

You just don't remember.

Oh, come on! It
was 45 years ago.

It was 46 years ago.

What was that room
number again, 814?

Don't talk to any strangers.

Oh, shit!

Claire, no, no! No!

Thank you.

Fuck you.

Claire... Claire...

How dare you?! How
dare you stop me?!

I couldn't let you. I don't want you
to spend the rest of your life in jail.

Maybe that's what I want!

Maybe I'd rather be in
jail, knowing he's dead!

Maybe you want to go
to jail, maybe you still will.

Attempted murder is a crime too.

Oh, he's not gonna say anything!

He knows it's true.

He knows it's true!

Don't you have a kid?
Grandkids? A house?

God, it's... Ralph.

I don't know what he wants.

Oh, you know what he wants.

You think I'm getting
any action nowadays?

All I have is a cello I
can't play anymore!

An option on a room
in-in assisted living

once I can't keep up my
room in independent living.

You know what you have?

You did what you wanted in life.

That's what you have.

Get in.

I'll take the bus.

Oh, god.

What?

Oh. Did I wake you?

- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.

I just wondered if you
might like a glass of vodka.

I don't drink.

- How about a joint?
- No.

A little heroin? Some cocaine?

Sorry to interrupt.

Oh, you're so pretty!

Hello.

Claire! He's doing okay.

I'm picking him up
later this morning.

Good.

- You're still flying out today?
- I am.

Well... it was really
nice to see you.

Appreciate you coming.

Mom really loved you.

I loved her.

And your grandparents, I...

They were really good to me
and my husband, my ex-husband.

I'd never really seen that
before, you know, up close?

A loving family.

Thank you for telling me that.

Uh, here they are.

There's a lot of them.

- Just in there.
- Thank you.

Thanks.

Bye.

- Hey, Dottie, how are you?
- Oh!

Hello... Evelyn?

I don't see you
in here that often.

Well, the cardboard
gets stuck in my teeth.

Would you care to join me?

Well, the last time we talked,

you called me "a
narrow-minded philistine."

Oh, that's a compliment,
coming from me.

Hm. I looked up
the word "philistine."

- It's not a compliment.
- Mm.

Jeez.

Hi! Are you visiting
your grandad again?

Here.

No, no. Those
were meant for you.

No.

Hey, what's wrong?

James!

- James!
- Is this the lady?

Sweetheart, get in the
car with butterscotch.

Is he okay with
that dog in there?

It's his dog.

Listen. We're here to
visit with his grandfather.

I know that.

We don't come to have
someone play dress-up with him.

I imagine not, but if James
wants to play dress-up,

what's the harm in that?

Thank you for the
parenting advice.

- You're welcome.
- Can we go?

- Evelyn?
- Claire! What are you doing here?

I brought you something.

Just get in the car, James.

I wish I was your grandmother.

- Well, you're not.
- I wish I was.

I'd make you some damn
cookies, I'd buy you a sweater,

I'd tell you every day
just how perfect you are.

You'd be a terrific grandmother!

- Get in here!
- Never say never, kid!

- You look great in rhinestones!
- Come on!

Wait, butterscotch!
Butterscotch!

Butterscotch! No, no, no!

- No! Butterscotch!
- Oh! Oh!

- Claire!
- Oh!

Oh, my arm!

Oh!

Hang on, hang on, sis.

- So how's your hip?
- My hip's fine.

So it's just your arm?

Yes, it's just my arm
that seems broken.

I guess that's lucky.
I mean, for your hip.

Yeah. Oh, god, be careful!

Oh! Ah! Oh, my god!

- That was a stop sign.
- I can see that. Now.

How long has it been
since you had a license?

Um... eight years.

We should've let
that family drive us.

And get in the
car with that dog?

Actually, I really
could stand a latte.

No, the doctor said you
couldn't have caffeine.

We can get you a decaf.

Oh, I'll be damned if I drink
decaf! It defeats the purpose.

Well, you're gonna
have to get used to it,

'cause that's all i'm
gonna have in the house.

I hope you're not gonna be ordering
me around all the time in Philadelphia,

because if you are, I
don't think I'm moving in.

Oh, man...

It's all right.

What did you bring me?

The letters.

Your love letters to Joyce.
They weren't thrown away.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I went to the house
and I got them from Allie.

Claire, you did that for me?

Well, I thought you'd want them.

That was very thoughtful of you.

It occurs to me, I could've
had the biltmore arms

call you an ambulance.

Oh, that was the
emergency entrance!

Well, were we
allowed to use that?

I mean, is this an emergency?

I guess not to you.

Well, should I turn back?

Whoa!

I see you! Jeez.

I'm gonna get a latte.

Your mom would want me to.

Look, I won't be long.
There's a cafe in the lobby.

And it won't be a goddamn decaf!

Dad!

- Where the hell do I park?
- There's a place up ahead.

It's right around the corner.

Watch out!

Whoa!

What the fuck?!

Oh... oh, my god, it's him.

Oh, my god! You!

You nearly killed me,
you fucking insane whores!

_ - god!

- Shit. Shit!
- Oh, my god!

I didn't see him!

Justjumped out!

Oh, he's dead!

Oh, my god...

Fucking shit!

Evie, he's dead!

Ouch!

Oh, I'm sorry!

Oh...

Oh, god! He's dead!

What the fuck?!

- Oh... oh...
- Oh...

Aren't you glad I didn't
let you smother him?

Yes.

- Hi, ladies.
- Hello, again.

What a tragedy!

One right after the other.

Yeah...

But I guess they're both
in a better place now.

Not sure about both of them.

Uh, Claire, I
brought your camera.

I went out and got
film for it andloadedit

Ralph! That is...
Extremely sweet.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, talk about full service.

Would... would you...
Take a picture of us?

Uh... here?

Yeah, please.

Well, yeah, yes,
of course. Uh...

I'm not very good
with the camera.

Well, I'll... I'll
focus it for you.

Uh, Evie, stand...
Here. Stand here.

- Okay.
- Yeah, it's...

Okay, right here. There you go.

Okay.

Be sure you get the
grave in the background.

Okay.

- Cheese!
- Cheese!

Got it!

- Great!
- That is not appropriate!

Oh, you're so nice! Thank you!

- Looked good?
- Okay.

Well, I'm gonna let
you two catch up,

or whatever it is you get up to.

Um, Ralph. Goodbye, Claire.

Uh, Claire.

Would you maybe
like to go to lunch?

Nothing romantic
at all, just-just lunch.

Why nothing romantic?

What if I wanted
to get romantic?

- Is that an issue?
- Not with me.

Okay.

But I have to give you a raincheck.
I'm gonna have lunch with my friend.

Oh! Oh, I like that.

Evie, wait up!

Wanna grab some lunch?

Sure! How about
a bacon sandwich?