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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,128 High school is like the training wheels... 2 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:12,647 for the bicycle of real life. 3 00:02:12,648 --> 00:02:17,406 It is a time when young people can explore different fields of interests 4 00:02:17,407 --> 00:02:21,006 and hopefully learn from their experiences. 5 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:24,687 In coming to terms with my own personal setback... 6 00:02:24,688 --> 00:02:27,207 I have been able to learn... 7 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:30,607 that I don't need to rely on drugs and alcohol... 8 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,607 and that I'm very lucky... 9 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:38,488 that more people besides myself and Kerry... 10 00:02:38,489 --> 00:02:40,207 weren't injured in the accident. 11 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,927 And I have learned... 12 00:02:42,928 --> 00:02:45,967 that to overcome life's obstacles... 13 00:02:45,968 --> 00:02:49,968 you need faith, hope... 14 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:54,337 and above all, a sense of humor. 15 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,928 No more education 16 00:03:01,929 --> 00:03:03,488 It's time for celebration 17 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:07,008 'Cause this is the day of our high school graduation 18 00:03:07,009 --> 00:03:08,888 We've stayed for the duration 19 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,487 Achieved matriculation 20 00:03:10,489 --> 00:03:14,416 Now we're the newest members of the general population 21 00:03:27,129 --> 00:03:30,328 God, what a bunch of retards. 22 00:03:30,329 --> 00:03:33,609 God, I know. I thought that chipmunk face was never going to shut up. 23 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:36,968 I know. I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict. 24 00:03:36,969 --> 00:03:38,128 She gets in one car wreck... 25 00:03:38,129 --> 00:03:41,088 and all of the sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her. 26 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,017 Let's see if they gave me the right diploma. 27 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:50,089 - What? - What? 28 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,729 These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school... 29 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:54,128 - and take some stupid art class. - Why? 30 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:55,289 God, I didn't think that just because you get an "F"... 31 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:57,048 you have to take the whole class over again. 32 00:03:57,049 --> 00:03:58,939 Loser. 33 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:16,809 Wow. This is so bad, it's almost good. 34 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:20,499 This is so bad, it's gone past good and back to bad again. 35 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:23,889 At least we'll never have to see... 36 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,418 any of these creepy faces ever again. 37 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,211 Unless they're in your summer school class. 38 00:04:29,212 --> 00:04:30,619 Shut up. 39 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,930 - Don't turn around. - What? Why? 40 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:37,489 - Don't turn around. - Damn it. 41 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:40,970 Oh, my God. You guys, I can't believe we made it. 42 00:04:40,971 --> 00:04:43,010 Yeah. We graduated high school. 43 00:04:43,011 --> 00:04:44,970 How totally amazing. 44 00:04:44,971 --> 00:04:46,529 So, what are you guys doing this summer? 45 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:47,650 Nothing. 46 00:04:47,651 --> 00:04:49,650 Well, I'm going to this actor's workshop... 47 00:04:49,651 --> 00:04:52,969 and I'm hoping to start auditions soon. 48 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:54,971 Oh, we have to get together this summer. 49 00:04:54,971 --> 00:04:59,130 Yeah. That'll definitely happen. 50 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:01,650 Well, bye, you guys. 51 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:03,659 Congratulations! 52 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:21,091 - Hey, Rebecca. - Oh, hi. 53 00:05:21,092 --> 00:05:23,371 So, we finally... 54 00:05:23,372 --> 00:05:25,531 What about me? Am I not even here? 55 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:28,250 Hey, Enid. 56 00:05:28,251 --> 00:05:32,179 - So, we finally made it, huh? - Yeah. 57 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:37,531 So, where are you going to go to college? 58 00:05:37,532 --> 00:05:38,971 We're not. 59 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,531 Really? 60 00:05:40,532 --> 00:05:42,890 Both of you? Why not? 61 00:05:42,891 --> 00:05:44,851 Just because. 62 00:05:44,851 --> 00:05:47,771 Yeah, we made other plans. 63 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:48,931 I guess I should have figured... 64 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,451 that you two would do something different. 65 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,292 So, Todd, what are you going to be when you grow up? 66 00:05:54,293 --> 00:05:58,571 Well, I'm majoring in Business Administration... 67 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:02,452 and thinking of minoring in Communications, so... 68 00:06:02,453 --> 00:06:05,411 See, that's exactly the type of thing we're trying to avoid. 69 00:06:05,412 --> 00:06:07,051 Look at this. 70 00:06:07,052 --> 00:06:10,611 Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh? 71 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:12,772 Oh, God. How perfect. 72 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:17,652 He better watch out, or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her. 73 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:20,012 Where is the love 74 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,571 You said you'd give to me 75 00:06:22,572 --> 00:06:24,491 As soon as you were free? 76 00:06:24,492 --> 00:06:27,501 Will it ever be? 77 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:31,733 God, just think. We'll never see Dennis again. 78 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:32,941 Good. 79 00:06:33,973 --> 00:06:35,661 No, really. Think about that. 80 00:06:37,612 --> 00:06:39,781 It's actually totally depressing. 81 00:06:53,093 --> 00:06:56,131 Is it crazy for an oil company to care about the environment? 82 00:06:56,132 --> 00:06:57,333 We don't think so. 83 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,373 I already told you I'm not going to college. 84 00:06:59,374 --> 00:07:01,973 I think it's a good idea to keep all your options open. 85 00:07:01,974 --> 00:07:05,932 You can even enroll in the winter quarter. 86 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:07,692 Actually, you could live here... 87 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:10,173 and go to the city college part time... 88 00:07:10,174 --> 00:07:12,942 and still get a job if you want. 89 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:15,573 Look at me. I'm not even listening... 90 00:07:15,574 --> 00:07:17,373 to a word you're saying. 91 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:19,973 Did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place? 92 00:07:19,974 --> 00:07:21,333 Who? 93 00:07:21,334 --> 00:07:23,652 - Guess. - How should I know? 94 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:27,302 Well, someone from the past. 95 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:31,893 - Who? - You give up? 96 00:07:31,894 --> 00:07:34,061 - Yes. - Maxine. 97 00:07:35,614 --> 00:07:38,502 - Not the Maxine? - Yeah. 98 00:07:39,575 --> 00:07:42,422 Oh, God. How horrifying. 99 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:48,742 It's very good. 100 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:58,062 Jesus. 101 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:26,094 Check out these people behind you. 102 00:08:26,095 --> 00:08:28,943 I'm totally convinced they're Satanists. 103 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,254 So when are we gonna start looking for our apartment? 104 00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:41,774 Soon. 105 00:08:41,775 --> 00:08:43,774 I have to wait and see how this summer class goes first. 106 00:08:43,775 --> 00:08:46,424 God, it's so weird that we're finally out of high school. 107 00:08:46,496 --> 00:08:48,815 We've been waiting for this our whole lives. 108 00:08:48,816 --> 00:08:50,014 It's such a weird feeling. 109 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:53,255 Yeah. It hasn't really hit me yet. 110 00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:54,664 Well, well, well. 111 00:08:56,935 --> 00:08:59,494 If it isn't Enid and Rebecca... 112 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,735 the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend. 113 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:04,455 - You're late, asshole. - Fine, and how are you? 114 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,103 Did you bring the tape? 115 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,735 You never paid me for that tape of the Indian dance routine. 116 00:09:11,736 --> 00:09:13,223 Yes, I did. 117 00:09:14,216 --> 00:09:16,655 You Jews are so clever with money. 118 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,895 Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick. 119 00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:20,935 Oh, my God. Look, the Satanists are leaving. 120 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,655 Hey, we should follow them. 121 00:09:22,656 --> 00:09:24,623 Oh, we totally have to. 122 00:09:27,657 --> 00:09:30,104 Oh, my God! 123 00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:38,544 So, what do you do if you're a Satanist, anyway? 124 00:09:39,816 --> 00:09:41,856 Sacrifice virgins and stuff. 125 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:43,944 Well, that lets us off the hook. 126 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:48,376 How the hell did we get so far behind them? 127 00:09:48,377 --> 00:09:49,535 I don't know. That's just great. 128 00:09:49,536 --> 00:09:52,415 - Jesus! - Oh, yay. 129 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:55,616 Oh, my God. Look at this. 130 00:09:55,617 --> 00:09:59,336 "Wowsville"? Authentic Fifties diner? 131 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:02,145 Since when were there mini-malls in the 1950s? 132 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,737 Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties, huh? 133 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:12,257 I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp. 134 00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:16,145 Hey, check out the awesome Fifties hairdo on our waiter. 135 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:21,215 Hi. My name is Allen... 136 00:10:21,216 --> 00:10:23,177 and I'll be your waiter this afternoon. 137 00:10:23,178 --> 00:10:26,136 - Hi, Al. - Can we call you "Weird Al"? 138 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:28,985 I'd imagine so. 139 00:10:30,617 --> 00:10:32,456 You should check out the personals. 140 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,865 Maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us. 141 00:10:38,858 --> 00:10:39,976 Here we go. 142 00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:45,536 "Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ, maverick Sagittarius." 143 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:48,256 "Let's hit the clubs, make each other laugh." 144 00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:50,297 You can have that one. 145 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:52,577 Jesus, listen to this one. 146 00:10:52,578 --> 00:10:55,737 "Do you remember me, airport shuttle, June 7?" 147 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,897 "You, striking blond with yellow dress..." 148 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,697 "pearl necklace, brown shoes." 149 00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,976 "I was the bookish fellow in the green cardigan..." 150 00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,017 "who helped you find your contact lens." 151 00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:06,417 "Am I crazy, or did we have a moment?" 152 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:07,657 God, that's so pathetic. 153 00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:10,217 I mean, she probably didn't even notice him. 154 00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:13,577 And he's psychotically obsessing over every little detail. 155 00:11:13,578 --> 00:11:15,738 We should call him and pretend to be the blond. 156 00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:18,947 Oh, we totally have to. 157 00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:22,107 It's his machine. 158 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,306 Hi, it's me. 159 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,777 Your striking blond. 160 00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:30,057 Of course I remember you. 161 00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:31,578 Let's get together for lunch sometime. 162 00:11:31,579 --> 00:11:34,098 How about Friday at 1:00? 163 00:11:34,099 --> 00:11:37,627 Meet me at my favorite restaurant... Wowsville. 164 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,858 It's in the mall on Century Parkway. 165 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,537 See you there, darling. 166 00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:45,627 Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear that sexy green cardigan. 167 00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:51,938 Oh, it's that comedian I was telling you about. 168 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:56,257 - I still live with my mother. - He's the absolute worst. 169 00:11:56,258 --> 00:12:00,739 So what if she's been dead for fifteen years? 170 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:02,658 See? That's barely even a joke. 171 00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:06,338 Well, it's like I always say... 172 00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:10,338 take my life... please. 173 00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:13,739 Joey McCobb, the weirdest man in show business. 174 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:16,308 If he's so weird, how come he's wearing Nikes? 175 00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:20,499 Joey McCobb is our god. 176 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,138 - I want to do him. - I bet. 177 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:24,258 Actually, he kind of reminds me... 178 00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:26,219 of that one guy you went out with... Larry. 179 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,579 God, what look was he going for... 180 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,499 a gay tennis player from the Forties? 181 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,948 - Fuck you. - You dated him. 182 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,499 Why do you have this? 183 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,898 I don't know. You lent it to me in, like, tenth grade. 184 00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:40,028 Oh, look at how cute I am. 185 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,788 What a little hose bag. 186 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,698 Look, there's my dad with Maxine. 187 00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:52,378 God, look at her. What a fucking monster. 188 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:54,908 If he starts dating her again, I'll kill myself. 189 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,579 Listen, lady, you tell me you want to relax your hair. 190 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,348 Sing it a lullaby or use this. It's all I've got. 191 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,818 Hey, what you doing? 192 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,429 You have five minutes left on your shift. 193 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,300 Well, hello there, young employee of the Sidewinder. 194 00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:20,108 Look, I already told you guys, I'm not giving you a ride. 195 00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:22,820 What can you tell me, young man... 196 00:13:22,821 --> 00:13:25,380 about the various flavors of frozen yogurt? 197 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,940 I'll be done in a minute. Can you guys just wait outside? 198 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,420 I don't understand. I simply wish to know... 199 00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:32,068 Josh, what are you doing? 200 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,180 In addition to our favorites, chocolate and vanilla... 201 00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:38,699 this week we are featuring six-gun strawberry... 202 00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:41,260 wild cherry roundup, and ten-gallon tangerine. 203 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:44,380 I don't believe I care for any of those. 204 00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:47,180 What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today. 205 00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:49,710 Working overtime. Sixteen hours. 206 00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:56,429 And nature's nectar, wake-up Juice. 207 00:13:57,781 --> 00:14:00,460 And give me six of these beef jerkys. 208 00:14:00,461 --> 00:14:03,381 I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll. 209 00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:05,500 Hey! Hey, you! 210 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,540 How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service. 211 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:08,780 Get the hell out of my store. 212 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,980 What do you think this is, Club Med? 213 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:12,260 It's America, dude. Learn the rules. 214 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:15,061 No, you learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy. 215 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,021 - You also invented homos. - Fuck you. 216 00:14:18,022 --> 00:14:20,670 You wish. You got to buy me dinner first. 217 00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:24,461 So... 218 00:14:24,462 --> 00:14:25,981 Can we talk about this in a minute? 219 00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:27,910 Seriously, I'm, like, this close to being done. 220 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,910 Son of a bitch. 221 00:14:46,382 --> 00:14:48,502 What do you think you're doing? 222 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,181 Turn off that goddamn noise. 223 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,061 Rock 'n' roll, baby. Freedom of speech. 224 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:53,541 What do you think this is, Woodstock? 225 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:56,781 - That guy rules! - Who, Doug? 226 00:14:56,782 --> 00:14:59,261 That guy spends more time in here than I do. 227 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:00,501 It's my parking lot! 228 00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:03,303 So, Josh, will you please give us a ride? 229 00:15:03,304 --> 00:15:05,021 - Please, Josh? - No. 230 00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:08,310 - Please? It'll be super fun. - Please, Josh? 231 00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:13,382 Look, I don't see why you guys even need a ride. 232 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,742 You could walk there in two minutes. 233 00:15:15,743 --> 00:15:18,542 It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you, Josh. 234 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,901 If this guy freaks out, will you protect us? 235 00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:23,062 This guy has every reason to freak out. 236 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:26,391 This is a pretty fucked up thing to do to somebody. 237 00:15:26,463 --> 00:15:28,791 I think Josh is becoming too mature for us. 238 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,662 Oh, look, maybe that's him. 239 00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:37,912 No. It's still twenty-five minutes too early. 240 00:15:39,623 --> 00:15:41,503 Aren't there a million places like this? 241 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,462 No. This is the ultimate. 242 00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:46,551 It's, like, the Taj Mahal of fake Fifties diners. 243 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,311 So, where's the Weird AI guy? 244 00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:54,143 There he is back there. 245 00:15:54,144 --> 00:15:56,592 I can see his hair bobbing up and down. 246 00:15:58,823 --> 00:16:00,511 I want to make love to him. 247 00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:02,792 I'm gonna tell him you said that. 248 00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:06,463 So nice to see you again, ladies. 249 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,704 Hi, Weird Al. My friend here has... 250 00:16:08,705 --> 00:16:10,063 Shut up! 251 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:12,592 - She says she wants to... - Shut up! 252 00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:16,742 Oh, my God. 253 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,872 God, that is obviously him. 254 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,112 Oh, my God. He just ordered a giant glass of milk. 255 00:16:43,744 --> 00:16:45,673 That's a vanilla milkshake. 256 00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:12,392 Oh, God, this is totally unbearable. 257 00:17:37,025 --> 00:17:39,745 Fucking asshole! What's wrong with you? 258 00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:43,305 Oh, my God. It's him. 259 00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:46,345 - Can anybody drive? - He's insane. 260 00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:49,184 - We should follow him home. - Forget it. 261 00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:53,033 Come on, Josh. Don't you want to see where this guy lives? 262 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:04,544 God, he lives right in our neighborhood. 263 00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:06,864 He doesn't even look all that bummed out really. 264 00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:08,265 I know. 265 00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:12,105 Wouldn't he be, like, totally pissed off? 266 00:18:12,106 --> 00:18:14,354 This type of thing must happen to him all the time. 267 00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:19,074 Mirror, father, mirror. 268 00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:51,346 That piece is entitled "Mirror, Father, Mirror." 269 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,546 I like to show it... 270 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:54,666 to people that I'm meeting for the first time... 271 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,546 because I think it says so much about who I am... 272 00:18:58,547 --> 00:19:04,395 and what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin. 273 00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:11,026 And this is exactly what I'm hoping to get... 274 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,906 from each of you over the course of this summer... 275 00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:19,026 a picture of your own self-exploration. 276 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:25,106 Now, my own background is in video and performance art... 277 00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:28,506 but I'm hoping that doesn't influence you too much... 278 00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:33,227 and you'll find your own ways of externalizing the internal. 279 00:19:33,228 --> 00:19:36,586 And at the end of the summer, this class has been invited... 280 00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:40,507 to participate in a show of high school art... 281 00:19:40,508 --> 00:19:43,267 at the neighborhood activity center. 282 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:46,827 The title of the show will be... 283 00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:53,107 "Brotherhood and Community: Art as Dialogue." 284 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,155 Are there any questions so far? 285 00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:02,907 Great! 286 00:20:02,908 --> 00:20:05,467 This is really creepy. 287 00:20:05,468 --> 00:20:07,227 We just need to find out what apartment he's in... 288 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:08,946 and we'll stalk him from a distance. 289 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:11,876 I'm afraid if I see him, I'll feel really bad again. 290 00:20:19,108 --> 00:20:21,276 This is girl mail. 291 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:26,227 This is computer catalogs and stuff. 292 00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:28,636 "The W.C. Fields Fan Club Newsletter"? 293 00:20:30,669 --> 00:20:33,108 Oh, my God. The National Psoriasis Foundation? 294 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:36,196 - Bingo. - Did you hear something? 295 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,708 Come on. 296 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,157 What if he recognizes us? 297 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,989 Eww, look at this. 298 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:56,588 Eww. Gross. 299 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,029 Kinda cute. 300 00:20:58,030 --> 00:20:59,469 It looks like a gross rat. 301 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,237 That's a mongoose. 302 00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:04,077 How much is it? 303 00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,709 That's not officially for sale. 304 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:12,917 I might have to hang on to that for the time being. 305 00:21:16,749 --> 00:21:19,638 So, you looking for anything in particular? 306 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,069 Do you have any other old records besides these? 307 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,348 Seymour does. 308 00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:26,468 Who does? 309 00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:28,268 Oh, him. Seymour. 310 00:21:28,269 --> 00:21:31,437 He's the man with the records. 311 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:40,070 Do you have any old Indian records? 312 00:21:40,071 --> 00:21:41,189 Indian records? 313 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:45,309 Yeah. You know, like, old Indian 1960s rock 'n' roll music. 314 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:48,149 I may have one Hindu 78... 315 00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,949 in my collection from the Twenties... 316 00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:52,229 but it's not really for sale. 317 00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:55,358 I don't really collect foreign. 318 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:03,870 Those are all 78s. You play 78s? 319 00:22:03,871 --> 00:22:08,149 Maybe not 78s, but I can play regular records. 320 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,470 Well, there's some good stuff in here. 321 00:22:10,472 --> 00:22:13,349 - You like old music? - Yeah, it's good. 322 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,950 There's some choice LPs in here... 323 00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:17,390 that reissue some really great old blues stuff. 324 00:22:17,391 --> 00:22:19,669 How about this one? Is it any good? 325 00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:22,039 No, that one's not so great. 326 00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:23,639 Excuse me. 327 00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:26,630 This is the one I'd recommend. 328 00:22:26,631 --> 00:22:28,510 It's... 329 00:22:28,511 --> 00:22:30,191 This track alone by Memphis Minnie... 330 00:22:30,191 --> 00:22:33,430 is worth about $500 if you own the original 78. 331 00:22:33,431 --> 00:22:35,590 I know the guy who owns the original... 332 00:22:35,591 --> 00:22:37,550 and lent it for use on this reissue. 333 00:22:37,551 --> 00:22:39,319 Wow. 334 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:43,440 - How much is it? - $1.75. 335 00:22:46,071 --> 00:22:49,880 If you don't like it, you can bring it back for a refund. 336 00:22:51,991 --> 00:22:53,559 We're here every Saturday. 337 00:22:55,391 --> 00:22:57,039 I'm sure it's OK. 338 00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:04,919 Enjoy. 339 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,229 It was so cute how he had his own little bags. 340 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:10,151 I thought I was going to start crying. 341 00:23:10,152 --> 00:23:12,511 Yeah, he should totally just kill himself. 342 00:23:12,512 --> 00:23:14,480 Oh, here's one. 343 00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:17,471 But you have to share with a... 344 00:23:17,472 --> 00:23:20,190 "nonsmoking feminist and her two cats." 345 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,911 I don't know. I kind of like him. 346 00:23:21,912 --> 00:23:25,911 He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. 347 00:23:25,912 --> 00:23:28,151 In a way, he's such a clueless dork... 348 00:23:28,152 --> 00:23:29,550 he's almost kind of cool. 349 00:23:29,551 --> 00:23:32,520 That guy is many things, but he's definitely not cool. 350 00:23:34,672 --> 00:23:37,431 This would be good, but there's no kitchen. 351 00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:40,392 Yeah, but... you know what I mean. 352 00:23:40,392 --> 00:23:41,841 Not really. 353 00:23:43,432 --> 00:23:45,560 Forget it. I can't explain it. 354 00:23:47,432 --> 00:23:50,632 Oh, my God. What are you guys doing here? 355 00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:52,352 What are you doing here, Melorra? 356 00:23:52,353 --> 00:23:54,232 My acting workshop is across the street from here. 357 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,752 I'm just on my break. 358 00:23:55,753 --> 00:23:58,431 Well, we won't keep you. 359 00:23:58,432 --> 00:24:01,392 I love this place. 360 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:06,081 It's so, I don't know... You know, funky. 361 00:24:08,992 --> 00:24:11,632 So, what are you guys up to? 362 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:12,871 We're looking for apartments. 363 00:24:12,872 --> 00:24:15,112 God, how cool. Where are you moving? 364 00:24:15,113 --> 00:24:18,153 We don't know yet. That's why we're looking. 365 00:24:18,154 --> 00:24:19,752 Somewhere downtown. 366 00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:21,561 God, that's so exciting. 367 00:24:23,393 --> 00:24:25,712 Oops, I should go. 368 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:29,080 Bye, you guys. Call me. Bye. 369 00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:35,912 Funky. 370 00:24:35,913 --> 00:24:37,721 What, is she black now? 371 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:42,032 So, I was thinking that when we look for our apartment... 372 00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:45,922 we have to convince these people that we're totally rich yuppies. 373 00:24:47,474 --> 00:24:48,713 What are you talking about? 374 00:24:48,714 --> 00:24:51,473 That's who people want to rent to. 375 00:24:51,474 --> 00:24:55,792 So all we have to do is buy semi-expensive outfits... 376 00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:57,913 and I think it's no big deal. 377 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,002 It'll be really fun. 378 00:25:19,114 --> 00:25:21,273 Honey, have you seen my blue spatula? 379 00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:23,393 What, are you making pancakes? 380 00:25:23,394 --> 00:25:26,842 Not if I can't find that goddamn spatula. 381 00:25:38,474 --> 00:25:41,874 That's just great. When did you do that? 382 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,723 God, how long have you been standing there? 383 00:25:46,635 --> 00:25:48,713 Hey, look. There's the pants. 384 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,434 Where are we going? 385 00:25:50,435 --> 00:25:52,473 Let's go hassle Josh. 386 00:25:52,474 --> 00:25:53,684 Hassle? 387 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:57,354 - Oh, look, there he is. - As always. 388 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:58,834 Waiting for the bus that never comes. 389 00:25:58,835 --> 00:26:00,394 I wonder if he's just totally insane... 390 00:26:00,395 --> 00:26:01,514 or he really thinks the bus is coming? 391 00:26:01,515 --> 00:26:02,882 Why don't you just ask him? 392 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,404 Hi. What's your name? 393 00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:12,803 Norman. 394 00:26:14,715 --> 00:26:17,603 - Are you waiting for a bus? - Yes. 395 00:26:19,434 --> 00:26:20,834 I hate to tell you this... 396 00:26:20,835 --> 00:26:23,954 but they canceled this bus line two years ago. 397 00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:26,994 There are no more buses on this street. 398 00:26:26,995 --> 00:26:30,043 You don't know what you're talking about. 399 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,404 Josh! 400 00:26:48,155 --> 00:26:50,675 I bet he's in there jerking off. 401 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,555 I'll bet he never jerks off. 402 00:26:52,556 --> 00:26:55,084 Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that. 403 00:26:57,196 --> 00:26:59,715 Should we leave a note? 404 00:26:59,716 --> 00:27:03,205 - Yeah. You got a pen? - Yeah. 405 00:27:11,036 --> 00:27:16,075 "Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you..." 406 00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:21,315 "but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay." 407 00:27:21,316 --> 00:27:24,444 "Signed Tiffany and Amber." 408 00:27:27,156 --> 00:27:29,916 - You're going to leave that? - Why not? 409 00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:32,636 Why do we have to go in here? I hate this place. 410 00:27:32,637 --> 00:27:34,956 Don't worry. It'll only take a second. 411 00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:36,395 Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling... 412 00:27:36,396 --> 00:27:37,836 is out of his mind. 413 00:27:37,837 --> 00:27:40,996 Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse. 414 00:27:40,997 --> 00:27:42,565 I'm just telling you what he said. 415 00:27:44,077 --> 00:27:46,356 Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice? 416 00:27:46,357 --> 00:27:50,476 Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny? 417 00:27:50,477 --> 00:27:52,155 Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass. 418 00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:54,196 Yeah, nice outfit. 419 00:27:54,197 --> 00:27:57,038 Who are you supposed to be, Cyndi Lauper? 420 00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:58,876 Blow me, doofus. 421 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,676 Oh, my God. Didn't they tell you? 422 00:28:00,677 --> 00:28:02,916 - Tell me what? - Punk rock is over. 423 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,316 I know it's over, asshole. 424 00:28:04,317 --> 00:28:07,796 Want to fuck up the system? Go to business school. 425 00:28:07,797 --> 00:28:09,076 That's what I'm going to do. 426 00:28:09,077 --> 00:28:10,877 Get a job at some big corporation... 427 00:28:10,878 --> 00:28:13,077 and, like, fuck things up from the inside. 428 00:28:13,078 --> 00:28:16,716 - You know, I'm not even trying... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 429 00:28:16,717 --> 00:28:17,885 Hey, do you have my money? 430 00:28:23,797 --> 00:28:25,517 Oh, how punk. 431 00:28:25,518 --> 00:28:26,917 You know that tape sucked, by the way? 432 00:28:26,918 --> 00:28:29,797 - So sorry if it offended Jew. - Go die, asshole. 433 00:28:29,798 --> 00:28:32,117 - Get a job. - God, fuck you. 434 00:28:32,118 --> 00:28:34,477 Can we go now? 435 00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:37,397 You know, it's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead. 436 00:28:37,398 --> 00:28:41,357 It's obviously a 1977 original punk rock look. 437 00:28:41,358 --> 00:28:44,437 Johnny Fuckface over there is too stupid to realize it. 438 00:28:44,438 --> 00:28:46,517 I didn't really get it, either. 439 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,445 Everyone's too stupid. 440 00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:13,240 It took me a while before I got a chance to actually play it... 441 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,000 but once I heard that song, it was like... 442 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:16,200 You liked it, huh? 443 00:31:16,201 --> 00:31:20,799 There's some really rare performances. 444 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,801 What about... Did you like the Memphis Minnie? 445 00:31:22,802 --> 00:31:25,561 That was good, too. The whole record was good... 446 00:31:25,562 --> 00:31:27,759 but that one song, "Devil Got My Woman..." 447 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,840 I mostly just keep playing that over and over. 448 00:31:30,841 --> 00:31:32,159 Do you have any other records like that? 449 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,288 There are no other records like that. 450 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,121 Actually, I have the original 78 in my collection. 451 00:31:39,122 --> 00:31:42,001 It's one of maybe five known copies. 452 00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:44,160 Wow. 453 00:31:44,161 --> 00:31:46,560 Yeah. Do you want to see it? 454 00:31:46,562 --> 00:31:48,480 I can run upstairs and get it. 455 00:31:48,481 --> 00:31:51,640 Sure, yeah. 456 00:31:51,641 --> 00:31:53,930 Watch my stuff. 457 00:31:55,761 --> 00:31:58,881 Here we go. It's... 458 00:31:58,882 --> 00:32:00,720 It's only about a B-minus. 459 00:32:00,721 --> 00:32:02,601 It's got an incipient lam crack... 460 00:32:02,602 --> 00:32:04,530 but it plays decent as I recall. 461 00:32:08,042 --> 00:32:10,801 - Oops, I dropped it! - Jeez! 462 00:32:10,802 --> 00:32:14,160 I was only kidding. 463 00:32:14,161 --> 00:32:15,920 Jesus, Seymour, are you all right? 464 00:32:15,921 --> 00:32:18,321 Yeah, it's just... 465 00:32:18,322 --> 00:32:21,481 it's very valuable. 466 00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:24,001 Now, last week, I asked you... 467 00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:25,721 to try to create a piece of artwork... 468 00:32:25,722 --> 00:32:30,721 that responds to something you have strong feelings about. 469 00:32:30,722 --> 00:32:33,962 I merely want to help you find... 470 00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:37,321 the best way to look within yourselves... 471 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:41,282 the best key to your particular lock. 472 00:32:41,283 --> 00:32:45,562 And it looks like we have some really interesting work up here. 473 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:46,771 Thanks. 474 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:52,322 What can you tell us about your piece... 475 00:32:52,322 --> 00:32:53,850 Phillip? 476 00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:59,762 It's about The Mutilator. 477 00:32:59,763 --> 00:33:02,442 My goodness. 478 00:33:02,443 --> 00:33:04,402 It's a really great video game... 479 00:33:04,403 --> 00:33:06,882 about a guy who kills people with a big hammer. 480 00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:11,331 Oh. I thought maybe this was supposed to be your father. 481 00:33:14,204 --> 00:33:17,442 What can you tell us about this piece.. 482 00:33:17,443 --> 00:33:19,322 - Enid. - Enid. 483 00:33:19,323 --> 00:33:23,851 Well, it's kind of a diary, I guess. 484 00:33:24,963 --> 00:33:26,412 Colorful. 485 00:33:36,923 --> 00:33:41,443 I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that... 486 00:33:41,444 --> 00:33:44,283 there are many different ways we can express ourselves. 487 00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:48,563 We can do things like these cartoons that are amusing... 488 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:50,803 as a sort of a light entertainment... 489 00:33:50,804 --> 00:33:53,883 or we can do work that is more serious... 490 00:33:53,884 --> 00:33:56,643 in scope, in feeling, and that deals with issues... 491 00:33:56,644 --> 00:34:00,283 emotional, spiritual, political... 492 00:34:00,284 --> 00:34:02,723 of great importance. 493 00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:05,323 Who is responsible for this? 494 00:34:05,324 --> 00:34:06,763 I am. 495 00:34:06,764 --> 00:34:08,533 Talk to us about it. 496 00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:12,803 It's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose. 497 00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:15,612 It's something I feel super strongly about. 498 00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:19,723 Isn't this a wonderful piece, class? 499 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:25,204 This definitely falls into that higher category of art... 500 00:34:25,205 --> 00:34:26,612 I was speaking of earlier. 501 00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:32,883 In a world where nothing is what it seems... 502 00:34:32,884 --> 00:34:35,884 in a time of uncertainty... 503 00:34:35,885 --> 00:34:37,964 the future is about to be placed... 504 00:34:37,965 --> 00:34:39,803 Hello. Welcome to Masterpiece Video. 505 00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:41,364 How may I help you this afternoon, sir? 506 00:34:41,365 --> 00:34:43,484 I'm looking for a copy of "81/2." 507 00:34:43,485 --> 00:34:45,364 Is that a new release, sir? 508 00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:47,604 No. It's the classic Italian film. 509 00:34:47,605 --> 00:34:49,044 Yes, sir. 510 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,253 I'll just check that on the computer for you, sir. 511 00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:57,204 Hello! How are you young ladies this afternoon? 512 00:34:57,205 --> 00:34:59,924 May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie? 513 00:34:59,925 --> 00:35:01,203 No. 514 00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:02,405 Yes, here it is. 515 00:35:02,406 --> 00:35:04,924 "91/2 Weeks" with Mickey Rourke. 516 00:35:04,925 --> 00:35:08,045 That would be in the erotic drama section. 517 00:35:08,046 --> 00:35:12,724 No, not "91/2," "81/2." The Fellini film. 518 00:35:12,725 --> 00:35:14,564 How about this one? 519 00:35:14,565 --> 00:35:16,085 Forget it. I'm sure it sucks. 520 00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:17,294 All these movies suck. 521 00:35:19,765 --> 00:35:21,845 America's top critics agree... 522 00:35:21,845 --> 00:35:23,805 "The Flower That Drank The Moon..." 523 00:35:23,806 --> 00:35:25,924 Let's get out of here. This place makes me sick. 524 00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:27,964 We have to do something fun tonight. 525 00:35:27,965 --> 00:35:31,014 It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. 526 00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,654 I know a party we could go to later. 527 00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:37,525 Really? Where? 528 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:39,654 It's a surprise. 529 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,685 Some records I will pay serious money for... 530 00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:47,525 provided that they're a sincere V-plus. 531 00:35:47,526 --> 00:35:49,885 Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD. 532 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:53,645 But CDs will never have the presence of an original 78. 533 00:35:53,646 --> 00:35:56,084 Wrong. A digital transfer, adequately mastered... 534 00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:57,566 will sound identical to the original. 535 00:35:57,567 --> 00:35:59,565 Do you have a decent equalizer? 536 00:35:59,566 --> 00:36:02,725 - I have a Klipsch 2B3. - Obviously the problem. 537 00:36:02,726 --> 00:36:04,565 You expect a ten-band equalizer... 538 00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:06,325 to impart state-of-the-art sound? 539 00:36:06,326 --> 00:36:09,054 Dream a little dream. It's never gonna happen. 540 00:36:10,807 --> 00:36:13,566 I totally, totally hate you. 541 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,855 Come on. This is a fun party. 542 00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:22,485 Erskine Hawkins and his orchestra, do you have that? 543 00:36:22,486 --> 00:36:24,295 That's nice, but no. 544 00:36:26,007 --> 00:36:28,406 - "Golden Wedding"? - Oh, I know that. 545 00:36:28,407 --> 00:36:30,455 That's excellent. 546 00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:33,566 What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there? 547 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,366 They're Seymour's. 548 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:38,526 Seymour? No. You got to be kidding me. 549 00:36:38,527 --> 00:36:40,926 Don't worry about it. I've lived with the guy for five years. 550 00:36:40,927 --> 00:36:44,406 He's not getting any. Neither are you. 551 00:36:44,407 --> 00:36:46,645 Hey, you know what? Listen to me, Joe, all right? 552 00:36:46,646 --> 00:36:48,926 Let me tell you something, Joe, OK? 553 00:36:48,927 --> 00:36:51,727 You can't score a home run without swinging the bat. 554 00:36:51,728 --> 00:36:54,806 All right? Physically impossible. 555 00:36:54,807 --> 00:36:56,535 Watch and learn, padre. 556 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,575 How's it going, Adam? 557 00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:05,206 There's a seat right there. 558 00:37:05,207 --> 00:37:08,246 - Mind if I sit down? - Yes. 559 00:37:08,247 --> 00:37:10,686 Oh, man. That was cold. 560 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,407 You're all right. 561 00:37:12,408 --> 00:37:13,766 You're pretty sharp. 562 00:37:13,767 --> 00:37:17,046 You're wearing a green dress. What are you, Irish? 563 00:37:17,047 --> 00:37:19,127 I bet you're Irish. What's your name? 564 00:37:19,128 --> 00:37:22,167 - Melorra. - Ah, Melorra. 565 00:37:22,168 --> 00:37:24,447 So listen to me, Melorra. 566 00:37:24,448 --> 00:37:26,647 Let me tell you something. 567 00:37:26,648 --> 00:37:28,406 You seem like an interesting chick. 568 00:37:28,407 --> 00:37:31,526 What are you doing hanging here with all these losers? 569 00:37:31,528 --> 00:37:35,447 What do you say you and me go hit some night spots? 570 00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:39,487 Well, Melorra, I'll be right back. 571 00:37:39,488 --> 00:37:40,687 I'm gonna get a beer. 572 00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:43,287 No, Enid, wait. 573 00:37:43,288 --> 00:37:45,136 Hey, that's all right. 574 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:52,287 It has a large center hole and a hair crack. 575 00:37:52,288 --> 00:37:55,528 But the crack is so tight, it's completely inaudible. 576 00:37:55,529 --> 00:37:59,247 But a tight hair crack is just that... a crack. 577 00:37:59,248 --> 00:38:01,528 I don't collect cracked records. 578 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:05,048 I only pay premium on mint records. 579 00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:08,057 Seymour, you know that. Please. 580 00:38:11,928 --> 00:38:15,618 So, what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks? 581 00:38:17,489 --> 00:38:19,968 I didn't think you would have any interest... 582 00:38:19,968 --> 00:38:21,088 in this get-together. 583 00:38:21,089 --> 00:38:22,248 If you would have told me you were coming... 584 00:38:22,249 --> 00:38:25,808 I would have warned you it's not like a real party or anything. 585 00:38:25,809 --> 00:38:27,928 You're right about that. 586 00:38:27,929 --> 00:38:30,489 So, is this your record collection? 587 00:38:30,490 --> 00:38:33,209 God, no. This is just junk I have for sale. 588 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:36,417 - The record room is off limits. - Really? 589 00:38:39,769 --> 00:38:41,338 Here. 590 00:38:46,810 --> 00:38:48,729 Are all these records? 591 00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:52,248 I've got about 1,50078s at this point. 592 00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,848 I've tried to pare down my collection... 593 00:38:53,849 --> 00:38:55,218 to just the essential. 594 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,257 Look at this room. 595 00:39:04,449 --> 00:39:06,537 This is, like, my dream room. 596 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,498 Look at all this stuff. 597 00:39:13,890 --> 00:39:16,018 You are, like, the luckiest guy in the world. 598 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,009 I would kill to have stuff like this. 599 00:39:19,010 --> 00:39:21,408 Please. Go ahead and kill me. 600 00:39:21,409 --> 00:39:24,049 Oh, come on. What are you talking about? 601 00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:27,049 You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? 602 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:29,169 You can't connect with other people... 603 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:31,169 so you fill your life with stuff. 604 00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:34,729 I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers. 605 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:38,009 No, you're not. You're a cool guy, Seymour. 606 00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:42,969 Then how come I haven't had a girlfriend in four years? 607 00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:44,889 I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me. 608 00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:46,529 I'm talking to you. 609 00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:48,009 You know, I bet there are tons of women... 610 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,530 who'd go out with you in a minute. 611 00:39:49,531 --> 00:39:51,530 I know I could get you a date in, like, two seconds. 612 00:39:51,531 --> 00:39:52,730 Good luck. 613 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:54,609 I mean it. You leave everything to me... 614 00:39:54,610 --> 00:39:56,770 I'm going to be your own personal dating service. 615 00:39:56,771 --> 00:39:58,370 Yeah, well, we should get back. 616 00:39:58,371 --> 00:39:59,569 By the end of this summer... 617 00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:01,209 you're going to be up to your neck in pussy. 618 00:40:01,210 --> 00:40:03,130 Jesus. 619 00:40:03,131 --> 00:40:06,570 What about her? Would you go out with her? 620 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:08,170 What kind of a question is that? 621 00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:11,290 It's totally irrelevant, because a girl like that... 622 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,730 would never be caught dead with me. 623 00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:14,209 Yeah, but put that aside for now. 624 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:15,930 Would you go out with her? 625 00:40:15,931 --> 00:40:17,090 I really didn't get a good look at her. 626 00:40:17,091 --> 00:40:19,931 Yes, you did. Whoa. 627 00:40:19,932 --> 00:40:22,330 What about her? Are you into girls with big tits? 628 00:40:22,331 --> 00:40:24,140 Jesus. 629 00:40:25,411 --> 00:40:28,210 I mean, as long as she's not a complete imbecile... 630 00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:31,731 and she's even remotely attractive... 631 00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:34,500 Hey, look, there's Norman. Hi, Norman. 632 00:40:36,932 --> 00:40:38,650 We need to find a place where you can go... 633 00:40:38,651 --> 00:40:41,050 to meet women who share your interests. 634 00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:43,411 Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. 635 00:40:43,411 --> 00:40:45,171 I hate my interests. 636 00:40:45,172 --> 00:40:48,891 List your five main interests in order of importance. 637 00:40:48,892 --> 00:40:52,691 I'd have to put traditional jazz, blues... 638 00:40:52,692 --> 00:40:54,371 and then ragtime at the top of the list. 639 00:40:54,372 --> 00:40:56,530 Right, so let's just say music. 640 00:40:56,531 --> 00:40:58,811 That way, we only use up one. 641 00:40:58,812 --> 00:41:00,731 All right. 642 00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:03,700 Can we go in here for a second? Just for a second. 643 00:41:09,812 --> 00:41:11,780 Just stopping by to say hi. 644 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:16,180 This is my friend Seymour. 645 00:41:20,452 --> 00:41:22,851 OK. Well, we'll see you later, Josh. 646 00:41:22,852 --> 00:41:24,170 Josh, what you goddamn doing? 647 00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:27,972 Clean up that fucking mess! Jesus. 648 00:41:27,973 --> 00:41:30,572 So, was that your boyfriend? 649 00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:32,531 Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend. 650 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,171 He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture. 651 00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:37,291 But do you... Are you going out... 652 00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:40,652 Oh, my God. We have to go in here. Come on. 653 00:41:40,653 --> 00:41:41,972 Yeah, sure. Very funny. 654 00:41:41,973 --> 00:41:43,572 Come on. Please? 655 00:41:43,573 --> 00:41:45,332 Becky and I have been dying to go in here... 656 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,892 but we can never find any boys to take us. 657 00:41:46,893 --> 00:41:49,411 - I would really rather not. - Come on. Please? 658 00:41:49,412 --> 00:41:50,931 Just for a minute. It'll be a riot. 659 00:41:50,932 --> 00:41:53,941 - I don't think so. - Please. Please. 660 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,822 Oh, my God. Look at all these creeps. 661 00:42:12,653 --> 00:42:14,741 OK. Can we go? 662 00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:18,540 This place is a total riot. 663 00:42:25,734 --> 00:42:28,053 What are you doing? 664 00:42:28,054 --> 00:42:30,253 Oh, my God. 665 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:33,702 Who would actually have sex with this thing? 666 00:42:36,614 --> 00:42:40,333 "Corporate Slut." Sophisticated. 667 00:42:40,334 --> 00:42:41,782 Come on. Can we go? 668 00:42:43,173 --> 00:42:46,301 Seymour, you have to lend me the money to buy this. 669 00:42:48,894 --> 00:42:50,653 I don't really have a lot of money on me right now. 670 00:42:50,654 --> 00:42:52,533 Come on, Seymour. Please? 671 00:42:52,534 --> 00:42:54,453 I don't want this showing up on a credit card statement. 672 00:42:54,454 --> 00:42:55,733 I'll get put on some weird mailing list. 673 00:42:55,734 --> 00:42:58,532 - It's not that much. - That's not the point. 674 00:42:58,533 --> 00:43:00,821 Gimme all your money, bitch. 675 00:43:00,893 --> 00:43:02,214 Where did you get that? 676 00:43:02,215 --> 00:43:04,853 You'll never believe it. Guess. 677 00:43:04,854 --> 00:43:07,294 Where? 678 00:43:07,295 --> 00:43:09,453 Anthony's. 679 00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:10,653 No way. When? 680 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,173 Just now. I went with Seymour. 681 00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:13,813 You cunt. 682 00:43:13,814 --> 00:43:15,934 Excuse me. 683 00:43:15,935 --> 00:43:18,423 I can't read the trivia question. 684 00:43:21,854 --> 00:43:24,702 "Where on the human body is the Douglas pouch located?" 685 00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:30,903 Oh, God. 686 00:43:36,775 --> 00:43:41,942 Slightly below the uterus on a female. 687 00:43:49,415 --> 00:43:50,734 Wow. 688 00:43:50,735 --> 00:43:52,583 He does that every single day. 689 00:43:53,495 --> 00:43:55,935 I'll have a decaf-mocha to go. 690 00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:58,334 One decaf-mocha. 691 00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,494 Can I get you... 692 00:43:59,495 --> 00:44:01,223 No, I do not want a biscotti with that. 693 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,934 God. How can you stand all these assholes? 694 00:44:07,935 --> 00:44:09,695 Some people are OK... 695 00:44:09,696 --> 00:44:11,855 but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody. 696 00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:14,534 At least the wheelchair guy is entertaining. 697 00:44:14,535 --> 00:44:16,015 He doesn't even need that wheelchair. 698 00:44:16,016 --> 00:44:17,574 He's just totally lazy. 699 00:44:17,575 --> 00:44:19,214 That rules. 700 00:44:19,215 --> 00:44:22,854 No, it really doesn't. You'll see. 701 00:44:22,855 --> 00:44:24,096 You'll get totally sick of all the creeps... 702 00:44:24,097 --> 00:44:26,495 and losers and weirdos. 703 00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:28,175 But those are our people. 704 00:44:28,176 --> 00:44:30,104 Yeah, well. 705 00:44:33,016 --> 00:44:34,503 So, when are you going to get a job? 706 00:44:37,176 --> 00:44:40,495 I'm working on it. Got a few leads. 707 00:44:40,496 --> 00:44:43,055 Don't worry about it. I'll get a job next week. 708 00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:45,904 God, I can't believe you went to Anthony's without me. 709 00:44:50,536 --> 00:44:51,816 Oh, sweetie. 710 00:44:51,817 --> 00:44:54,264 Honey, would you come in here for a minute? 711 00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:59,545 Sweetie, you remember Maxine? 712 00:45:07,657 --> 00:45:09,135 I'm going to go to bed. I'm really tired. 713 00:45:09,136 --> 00:45:12,415 Honey, I made spaghetti. You don't want some? 714 00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:14,654 No. I have to get up early for class tomorrow. 715 00:45:14,655 --> 00:45:17,744 It's really quite something to see you all grown up, Enid. 716 00:45:21,057 --> 00:45:22,256 I'd love to know what you're doing now. 717 00:45:22,257 --> 00:45:24,296 I can't help but feel... 718 00:45:24,297 --> 00:45:26,744 I had some small part in how you turned out. 719 00:45:28,977 --> 00:45:31,536 What are you studying? 720 00:45:31,536 --> 00:45:33,505 You were always such a smart little girl. 721 00:45:35,217 --> 00:45:37,816 I'm taking a remedial high school art class... 722 00:45:37,817 --> 00:45:39,225 for fuck-ups and retards. 723 00:45:42,537 --> 00:45:45,697 Who is this, Enid? 724 00:45:45,698 --> 00:45:47,177 It's supposed to be Don Knotts. 725 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:51,666 And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject? 726 00:45:53,138 --> 00:45:55,745 I don't know. I just like Don Knotts. 727 00:45:57,017 --> 00:45:58,656 Interesting. 728 00:45:58,657 --> 00:46:01,737 What do we have here, Margaret? 729 00:46:01,738 --> 00:46:03,937 It's a tampon in a teacup. 730 00:46:03,938 --> 00:46:06,377 I can see that. 731 00:46:06,378 --> 00:46:07,616 What can you tell us about it? 732 00:46:07,617 --> 00:46:10,537 First of all, what kind of sculpture is this? 733 00:46:10,538 --> 00:46:12,576 It's a found object. 734 00:46:12,577 --> 00:46:14,817 That's where an artist takes an ordinary object... 735 00:46:14,818 --> 00:46:16,577 and places it in an artistic context... 736 00:46:16,578 --> 00:46:17,697 and thus, it becomes art. 737 00:46:17,697 --> 00:46:19,697 But what can you tell us about it... 738 00:46:19,698 --> 00:46:22,257 in regard to your artistic intent? 739 00:46:22,257 --> 00:46:28,218 Well, I guess I see the teacup as a symbol for womanhood. 740 00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,497 Such as tea parties in the olden days... 741 00:46:30,498 --> 00:46:31,777 but instead of tea... 742 00:46:31,778 --> 00:46:34,817 I was trying to kind of confront people with this... 743 00:46:34,818 --> 00:46:38,497 This shocking image of repressed femininity. 744 00:46:38,498 --> 00:46:40,458 Right. Exactly. 745 00:46:40,459 --> 00:46:43,338 Well, I think it's a really wonderful piece... 746 00:46:43,339 --> 00:46:46,137 and it illustrates perfectly what I was saying... 747 00:46:46,138 --> 00:46:51,817 about not being afraid to use controversial imagery. 748 00:46:51,818 --> 00:46:56,026 Oh. Well, this looks like the work of Phillip. 749 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,228 Hey, you see that guy over there? 750 00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:07,747 - Which one? - The blond guy over there. 751 00:47:10,179 --> 00:47:12,418 He gives me, like, a total boner. 752 00:47:12,419 --> 00:47:15,298 He's, like, the biggest idiot of all time. 753 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:16,787 You guys up for some reggae tonight? 754 00:47:18,179 --> 00:47:19,867 OK, you're right. 755 00:47:22,179 --> 00:47:23,499 Sometimes I think I'm going crazy... 756 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,218 from sexual frustration. 757 00:47:25,219 --> 00:47:28,388 And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation? 758 00:47:32,979 --> 00:47:34,547 Heads up. 759 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,058 My band's playing here on Friday night... 760 00:47:39,059 --> 00:47:42,979 and there's going to be a bunch of cool bands playing... 761 00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:45,418 and you don't have to pay... 762 00:47:45,419 --> 00:47:47,068 if you show them this flier at the door. 763 00:47:47,779 --> 00:47:49,428 You should come check it out. 764 00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:53,899 Which band is yours? 765 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:56,099 It's Alien Autopsy. 766 00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:58,339 Oh. Bitchin'. 767 00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,978 Yeah, well... 768 00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:02,098 maybe I'll see you there. 769 00:48:02,099 --> 00:48:04,309 Yeah. Thanks. 770 00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:08,739 God, what a dork. 771 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:10,419 You're just jealous. 772 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,258 Trust me, at this point, I'm past the fact... 773 00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:14,498 that every single guy likes you better than me. 774 00:48:14,499 --> 00:48:16,139 Oh, face it. You just hate every single guy... 775 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:17,380 on the face of the earth. 776 00:48:17,381 --> 00:48:19,379 That's not true. 777 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:22,659 I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious... 778 00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:24,980 pseudo-bohemian losers. 779 00:48:24,981 --> 00:48:28,099 The Donnie G show. Donnie G! 780 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:30,380 Nothing but classic rock... 781 00:48:30,381 --> 00:48:31,740 coming at you this beautiful evening. 782 00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,740 You're listening to KFTO... 783 00:48:33,741 --> 00:48:36,539 God, that asshole's voice is so hateful. 784 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:38,179 No wonder I never listen to the radio. 785 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,259 Relax, Seymour. Relax. 786 00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:43,579 He's just so shrill and loud and piercing. 787 00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:46,100 I feel like I'm being jabbed in the face. 788 00:48:46,101 --> 00:48:49,180 "KTO coming at you on this beautiful evening." 789 00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:50,669 - So... - Thank you. 790 00:48:53,861 --> 00:48:55,499 Why'd you bring the record? 791 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,700 I brought it so he can autograph it. 792 00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:58,982 He's going to be amazed to see it. 793 00:48:58,983 --> 00:49:02,020 It's one of only two known copies. 794 00:49:02,021 --> 00:49:03,780 I can't believe they have him as the opening act... 795 00:49:03,781 --> 00:49:04,980 and not the headliner. 796 00:49:04,981 --> 00:49:07,540 It's... What an insult. 797 00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:10,669 There's gonna be lots of girls to pick from at this bar. 798 00:49:11,661 --> 00:49:14,349 I'm not holding my breath in that department. 799 00:49:25,221 --> 00:49:27,140 What, are we in slow motion here? 800 00:49:27,141 --> 00:49:28,861 What are you, hypnotized? 801 00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:30,661 Have some more kids, why don't you? 802 00:49:30,662 --> 00:49:32,740 Jesus Christ, move it! 803 00:49:32,742 --> 00:49:34,749 Seymour! God. 804 00:49:38,381 --> 00:49:40,181 I can't believe these people. 805 00:49:40,182 --> 00:49:42,141 They could at least turn off their stupid sports game... 806 00:49:42,142 --> 00:49:43,550 until he's done playing. 807 00:49:54,662 --> 00:49:56,581 Thank you. 808 00:49:56,582 --> 00:49:57,781 Don't go away. 809 00:49:57,782 --> 00:50:00,061 We got Blues Hammer coming up in just a minute. 810 00:50:00,062 --> 00:50:01,910 Hey, check that out. 811 00:50:05,222 --> 00:50:07,942 She's nice, but, you know... 812 00:50:07,943 --> 00:50:10,182 Offer her a seat. 813 00:50:10,183 --> 00:50:11,461 - I'll do it. - No, no, no, no. 814 00:50:11,462 --> 00:50:14,870 Wait. Let me think of something to say to her first. 815 00:50:34,703 --> 00:50:36,302 That was great music, huh? 816 00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:38,342 Yeah, I just love blues. 817 00:50:38,343 --> 00:50:43,941 Actually, technically, what he was mostly playing... 818 00:50:43,942 --> 00:50:47,302 would more accurately be classified in the ragtime idiom. 819 00:50:47,303 --> 00:50:49,902 Although, of course, not in the strictest sense... 820 00:50:49,903 --> 00:50:54,942 of the classical ragtime piano music... 821 00:50:54,943 --> 00:50:59,342 like that of Scott Joplin or Joseph Lamb. 822 00:50:59,343 --> 00:51:02,663 Authentic blues has a more conventional... 823 00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:05,463 twelve-bar structure in its stanzas. 824 00:51:05,464 --> 00:51:08,382 Oh. If you like authentic blues... 825 00:51:08,383 --> 00:51:10,663 you really gotta check out Blues Hammer. 826 00:51:10,663 --> 00:51:12,231 They're so great. 827 00:52:02,665 --> 00:52:05,743 All right, people, are you ready to boogie? 828 00:52:05,744 --> 00:52:07,663 'Cause we gonna play some authentic... 829 00:52:07,664 --> 00:52:10,024 way-down-in-the-delta blues. 830 00:52:10,025 --> 00:52:12,673 So get ready to rock your world! 831 00:52:20,144 --> 00:52:23,184 Well, I been plowin' behind the mule, son 832 00:52:23,185 --> 00:52:25,273 Picking cotton all day long 833 00:52:27,905 --> 00:52:31,224 Yes, I been plowin' 834 00:52:31,224 --> 00:52:33,713 Picking cotton all day long 835 00:52:35,744 --> 00:52:38,784 I said, Lordy, baby 836 00:52:38,785 --> 00:52:41,394 But my woman she be gone 837 00:52:47,825 --> 00:52:51,265 Now I remember why I haven't been anywhere in months. 838 00:52:51,265 --> 00:52:52,665 It's simple for everybody else. 839 00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:55,264 You give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes... 840 00:52:55,265 --> 00:52:56,385 and they're happy. 841 00:52:56,386 --> 00:52:59,544 I can't relate to ninety-nine percent of humanity. 842 00:52:59,545 --> 00:53:01,544 I can't relate to humanity, either... 843 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,305 but I don't think it's completely hopeless. 844 00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:06,465 Well, it's not completely hopeless for you. 845 00:53:06,465 --> 00:53:07,945 I'm not even in the same universe... 846 00:53:07,946 --> 00:53:09,665 as those creatures back there. 847 00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:10,785 We just need to find you a place... 848 00:53:10,786 --> 00:53:11,905 where you can meet someone... 849 00:53:11,906 --> 00:53:14,034 who isn't a complete idiot, that's all. 850 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,305 Why do you care so much if I get a date or not? 851 00:53:18,306 --> 00:53:20,665 I don't know. 852 00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:22,345 I guess I just can't stand the idea of a world... 853 00:53:22,346 --> 00:53:24,194 where a guy like you can't get a date. 854 00:53:30,865 --> 00:53:32,555 What is this, Seymour? 855 00:53:34,547 --> 00:53:36,746 Oh, that. 856 00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,545 I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago. 857 00:53:38,546 --> 00:53:40,345 I guess it's mine now. 858 00:53:40,346 --> 00:53:42,194 What are you, a Klansman or something? 859 00:53:43,466 --> 00:53:45,595 Yeah, I'm a Klansman. 860 00:53:46,827 --> 00:53:48,794 You know the Cook's Chicken franchise? 861 00:53:50,147 --> 00:53:51,465 "Four-piece Cook's special..." 862 00:53:51,466 --> 00:53:55,185 "deep-fried with side and slaw. It's outrageous!" 863 00:53:55,186 --> 00:53:58,594 Yeah, well, Cook's is just a made up name. 864 00:54:00,027 --> 00:54:01,466 Back in 1922... 865 00:54:01,466 --> 00:54:03,586 they were originally called Coon Chicken Inn. 866 00:54:03,587 --> 00:54:05,755 That's an early painting of their first logo. 867 00:54:28,588 --> 00:54:30,946 How come everybody doesn't know this? 868 00:54:30,947 --> 00:54:32,506 It's ancient history. 869 00:54:32,507 --> 00:54:35,506 Same reason nobody knows about this Lionel Belasco record. 870 00:54:35,507 --> 00:54:38,826 I was more interested in the whole Cook's phenomenon... 871 00:54:38,827 --> 00:54:41,187 when I was about your age. 872 00:54:41,188 --> 00:54:43,436 Sort of lost interest when I started working for them. 873 00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:46,675 You work for Cook's Chicken? 874 00:54:48,147 --> 00:54:49,546 For nineteen years. 875 00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:51,986 Were you a fry cook or something? 876 00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:54,947 Nothing so glamorous, actually. 877 00:54:54,948 --> 00:54:58,307 I'm an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters. 878 00:54:58,308 --> 00:55:01,276 Jesus. I'd go nuts if I had to work in an office all day. 879 00:55:04,788 --> 00:55:06,266 So I don't really get it. 880 00:55:06,267 --> 00:55:08,267 Are you saying that things were better back then... 881 00:55:08,268 --> 00:55:09,707 even though there was stuff like this? 882 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:13,067 I suppose things are better now, but... 883 00:55:13,068 --> 00:55:14,467 I don't know, it's complicated. 884 00:55:14,468 --> 00:55:15,587 People still hate each other... 885 00:55:15,588 --> 00:55:18,156 but they just know how to hide it better. 886 00:55:19,628 --> 00:55:21,597 Can I borrow this? 887 00:55:22,668 --> 00:55:23,787 For what? 888 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,187 I promise I'll take good care of it. 889 00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:27,637 They're very sensitive about that kind of stuff at work. 890 00:55:29,068 --> 00:55:31,836 Don't you trust me, Seymour? 891 00:55:32,708 --> 00:55:36,156 Let's address discussion to this piece. 892 00:55:38,028 --> 00:55:39,348 I don't like it. 893 00:55:39,349 --> 00:55:41,548 Can you tell us why? 894 00:55:41,549 --> 00:55:44,148 I don't know. 895 00:55:44,149 --> 00:55:46,027 I think it's totally weird. 896 00:55:46,028 --> 00:55:47,787 It's totally offensive. 897 00:55:47,788 --> 00:55:49,028 Yeah. I agree. 898 00:55:49,029 --> 00:55:50,188 It's not right. 899 00:55:50,189 --> 00:55:53,228 Well, these are all valid comments, but... 900 00:55:53,229 --> 00:55:54,788 I think we should see if the artist... 901 00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:56,637 has anything to bring to this. 902 00:55:58,429 --> 00:56:01,627 Well, I found this when I was doing some research... 903 00:56:01,628 --> 00:56:04,628 and I discovered that Cook's Chicken... 904 00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:06,949 used to be called Coon Chicken. 905 00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:10,548 So I decided to do my project based on this discovery... 906 00:56:10,549 --> 00:56:14,428 as kind of a comment on racism... 907 00:56:14,429 --> 00:56:16,748 and how it's whitewashed over in our culture. 908 00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:18,948 Did you actually do this painting? 909 00:56:18,949 --> 00:56:23,868 Well, no, it's more of a found art object. 910 00:56:23,869 --> 00:56:27,149 How do you think this addresses the subject of racism? 911 00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:29,348 It's complicated. 912 00:56:29,349 --> 00:56:30,869 I guess I'm trying to show... 913 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:33,428 how racism used to be more out in the open... 914 00:56:33,430 --> 00:56:36,308 and now it's hidden or something. 915 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,548 And how do you think an image like this... 916 00:56:38,549 --> 00:56:40,109 helps us to see that? 917 00:56:40,109 --> 00:56:43,838 I'm not sure. 918 00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:48,869 I guess because when we see something like this... 919 00:56:48,870 --> 00:56:50,588 it seems really shocking. 920 00:56:50,589 --> 00:56:55,357 And we have to wonder why it's so shocking. 921 00:56:59,071 --> 00:57:01,198 I don't really know what to say, Enid. 922 00:57:05,150 --> 00:57:07,038 I think it's a remarkable achievement. 923 00:57:11,030 --> 00:57:13,550 I'm going to let you handle the 4:30 crowd by yourself. 924 00:57:13,550 --> 00:57:16,109 That way, I can evaluate your performance while it's slow. 925 00:57:16,110 --> 00:57:17,949 Then we'll ease you into the big crowds, all right? 926 00:57:17,950 --> 00:57:20,119 - You can count on me, sir. - Cool. 927 00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:27,870 Do you serve beer or any alcohol? 928 00:57:27,871 --> 00:57:29,590 I wish. 929 00:57:29,591 --> 00:57:31,309 Actually, you wish. 930 00:57:31,311 --> 00:57:33,069 After about five minutes of this movie... 931 00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:35,039 you're going to wish you had ten beers. 932 00:57:42,071 --> 00:57:45,470 What are you doing? You don't ever criticize the feature. 933 00:57:45,470 --> 00:57:46,750 Why? What's the difference? 934 00:57:46,751 --> 00:57:49,589 I mean, we already got his money. 935 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:51,590 Look, that's the policy, OK? 936 00:57:51,591 --> 00:57:53,231 If you want to make up your own rules... 937 00:57:53,232 --> 00:57:55,519 open up your own theater. 938 00:57:57,871 --> 00:58:00,319 And let me have lots of butter on it. 939 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:13,190 Here you go. 940 00:58:13,191 --> 00:58:15,879 Smothered in delicious yellow chemical sludge. 941 00:58:20,232 --> 00:58:22,160 What the hell is wrong with you? 942 00:58:23,152 --> 00:58:24,511 What? 943 00:58:24,512 --> 00:58:26,350 I was just joking around with the customers. 944 00:58:26,351 --> 00:58:28,751 - It's my shtick. - Well, lose it. 945 00:58:28,752 --> 00:58:31,030 And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes? 946 00:58:31,031 --> 00:58:33,152 Didn't you get training about up-sizing? 947 00:58:33,152 --> 00:58:36,031 Yeah, but I feel really weird. 948 00:58:36,032 --> 00:58:37,600 It's pretty sleazy. 949 00:58:39,592 --> 00:58:41,879 It's not optional! 950 00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:47,311 Jesus. 951 00:58:47,312 --> 00:58:50,240 Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up? 952 00:58:51,352 --> 00:58:53,391 Medium? 953 00:58:53,392 --> 00:58:56,951 Why, sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more... 954 00:58:56,952 --> 00:58:58,911 you could purchase a large beverage? 955 00:58:58,912 --> 00:59:01,752 And you know, I'm only telling you this... 956 00:59:01,752 --> 00:59:03,592 because we're such good friends. 957 00:59:03,593 --> 00:59:04,992 Medium is really only for suckers... 958 00:59:04,993 --> 00:59:07,111 who don't know the concept of value. 959 00:59:07,112 --> 00:59:09,831 What are you talking about? 960 00:59:09,832 --> 00:59:12,191 What kind of loser gets fired after one day? 961 00:59:12,192 --> 00:59:15,112 Look, I told you. The manager was a total asshole. 962 00:59:15,113 --> 00:59:17,152 I'll get another job. 963 00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:20,081 Besides, I have some ideas to make money in the meantime. 964 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:26,912 I can't believe you're selling some of this stuff. 965 00:59:26,913 --> 00:59:29,801 Fuck it. Everything must go. 966 00:59:34,793 --> 00:59:37,272 I remember this hat. 967 00:59:37,273 --> 00:59:39,760 This was during your little old lady phase. 968 00:59:41,033 --> 00:59:42,521 How much is this? 969 00:59:46,513 --> 00:59:49,472 That's not for sale. 970 00:59:49,473 --> 00:59:51,312 Wait a minute. It says five dollars. 971 00:59:51,313 --> 00:59:54,192 I know, it's... 972 00:59:54,193 --> 00:59:55,313 That's a mistake. 973 00:59:55,314 --> 00:59:57,242 I'm not selling it. 974 01:00:04,193 --> 01:00:05,712 What was that all about? 975 01:00:05,713 --> 01:00:07,072 I thought "everything must go." 976 01:00:07,073 --> 01:00:08,512 Yeah, right. 977 01:00:08,513 --> 01:00:12,681 Like I'd let some asshole with a soul patch own Goofy Gus. 978 01:00:14,034 --> 01:00:15,273 How much for this dress? 979 01:00:15,274 --> 01:00:17,921 God, I can't believe you're selling that. 980 01:00:21,914 --> 01:00:23,794 That's five hundred dollars. 981 01:00:23,795 --> 01:00:26,633 - What? - Five hundred. 982 01:00:26,634 --> 01:00:29,553 You're crazy. It should be, like, two dollars. 983 01:00:29,554 --> 01:00:31,993 I was wearing that when I lost my virginity. 984 01:00:31,994 --> 01:00:34,192 Why do I care about that? 985 01:00:34,193 --> 01:00:35,832 Why do you want it? 986 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,513 It would look stupid on you anyway. 987 01:00:37,514 --> 01:00:40,402 God! Fuck you! 988 01:00:43,234 --> 01:00:45,402 So, now are you going to get a regular job? 989 01:00:49,714 --> 01:00:51,433 Do you want to do something tonight? 990 01:00:51,435 --> 01:00:53,274 I can't. It's Seymour's birthday tonight. 991 01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:55,153 Oh, shit. What time is it? 992 01:00:55,154 --> 01:00:58,513 I'm supposed to go to the store. I was going to make him a cake. 993 01:00:58,514 --> 01:01:00,474 Do you still want to go shopping tomorrow? 994 01:01:00,475 --> 01:01:02,642 Yeah, I guess. Call me. 995 01:01:10,275 --> 01:01:12,323 Since when can you make a cake? 996 01:01:21,915 --> 01:01:23,883 OK, you can open your eyes now. 997 01:01:26,195 --> 01:01:29,873 Oh, hey. Thanks, Enid. I really appreciate it. 998 01:01:29,874 --> 01:01:31,963 No, blow it out, doofus. 999 01:01:38,196 --> 01:01:41,034 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 1000 01:01:41,035 --> 01:01:44,363 Oh, it's just my stupid back. I'll be all right in a minute. 1001 01:01:48,395 --> 01:01:50,363 What is that? 1002 01:01:51,476 --> 01:01:53,474 It's... 1003 01:01:53,475 --> 01:01:55,514 It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes... 1004 01:01:55,515 --> 01:01:57,154 for lumbar support. 1005 01:01:57,155 --> 01:01:58,724 What, like a girdle? 1006 01:02:01,476 --> 01:02:04,235 Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date. 1007 01:02:04,236 --> 01:02:06,515 Well, at least you're not the only one. 1008 01:02:06,516 --> 01:02:08,763 I think only stupid people have good relationships. 1009 01:02:10,035 --> 01:02:12,596 That's the spirit. 1010 01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:15,476 Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now... 1011 01:02:15,477 --> 01:02:18,884 but... totally fucked-up situation. 1012 01:02:20,356 --> 01:02:21,875 Oh, yeah? 1013 01:02:21,876 --> 01:02:23,754 Yeah. You met him, remember? That guy Josh. 1014 01:02:23,755 --> 01:02:25,195 But I can't do anything about it... 1015 01:02:25,196 --> 01:02:27,365 because Becky would totally freak out. 1016 01:02:29,396 --> 01:02:30,635 Why? 1017 01:02:30,636 --> 01:02:32,644 Just forget it. It's complicated. 1018 01:02:37,396 --> 01:02:38,915 Aren't you going to get that? 1019 01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:40,436 Let the machine get it. 1020 01:02:40,437 --> 01:02:42,925 I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me. 1021 01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:48,644 I knew it. It's my mother. 1022 01:02:50,357 --> 01:02:53,476 Hi, I'm calling for... 1023 01:02:53,477 --> 01:02:56,596 You placed an ad in "The Weekly" over a month ago, and... 1024 01:02:56,597 --> 01:02:59,317 well, I'm the blonde in the yellow dress. 1025 01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:01,075 At least, I think I am. 1026 01:03:01,076 --> 01:03:02,956 I saw the ad when you first placed it... 1027 01:03:02,957 --> 01:03:04,635 but I was in this relationship at the time... 1028 01:03:04,636 --> 01:03:06,595 so I cut the ad out, and... 1029 01:03:06,596 --> 01:03:09,076 and I'm not in a relationship anymore. 1030 01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:10,756 God, this is really confusing. 1031 01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:11,836 Don't! 1032 01:03:11,837 --> 01:03:13,476 Anyway, if you still want to talk to me... 1033 01:03:13,477 --> 01:03:16,996 I can be reached at 555-2673. 1034 01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:19,595 That's my work number... 1035 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:22,596 and my name is Dana. 1036 01:03:22,597 --> 01:03:24,966 OK! Bye. 1037 01:03:27,157 --> 01:03:28,645 Wow. 1038 01:03:30,437 --> 01:03:31,596 What was all that about? 1039 01:03:31,597 --> 01:03:33,875 It's just somebody's idea of a joke. 1040 01:03:33,876 --> 01:03:36,046 That didn't sound like a joke to me. 1041 01:03:37,038 --> 01:03:41,126 What, did you place an ad in the personals or something? 1042 01:03:41,157 --> 01:03:44,276 Yeah, a long time ago. 1043 01:03:44,277 --> 01:03:47,917 She called before. It's just somebody trying to humiliate me. 1044 01:03:47,918 --> 01:03:50,286 I think you should call her back. 1045 01:03:58,758 --> 01:04:01,046 Oh, look. We have to get these. 1046 01:04:06,038 --> 01:04:09,236 You know, I can't afford stuff like this right now. 1047 01:04:09,237 --> 01:04:10,357 Look, I'm sick of waiting. 1048 01:04:10,358 --> 01:04:12,687 I mean, we have to get stuff if we're ever going to move. 1049 01:04:15,479 --> 01:04:17,406 Aren't these the greatest? 1050 01:04:20,599 --> 01:04:21,806 What? They're nice. 1051 01:04:23,518 --> 01:04:25,717 I can't imagine spending money on plastic cups. 1052 01:04:25,718 --> 01:04:28,317 You don't have to. I'll pay for everything now... 1053 01:04:28,318 --> 01:04:30,518 and you can pay me back when you finally get a job. 1054 01:04:30,519 --> 01:04:31,798 You're insane. 1055 01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:34,637 So, are we still going to that thing tonight? 1056 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,038 What thing? 1057 01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,997 You know, that guy's band is playing tonight. 1058 01:04:38,998 --> 01:04:40,397 Alien Autopsy. 1059 01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,998 Actually, Seymour's big date is tonight. 1060 01:04:42,999 --> 01:04:44,718 And I kind of want to be around when he calls... 1061 01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:46,438 you know, so I can hear how badly it went. 1062 01:04:46,439 --> 01:04:48,526 God, I'm so sick of Seymour. 1063 01:04:53,398 --> 01:04:55,798 That was great. 1064 01:04:55,799 --> 01:04:57,798 Jeez, thanks a lot for cooking. 1065 01:04:57,799 --> 01:05:00,158 I love to cook. 1066 01:05:00,159 --> 01:05:04,838 Most women wouldn't invite a guy over on the first date, but... 1067 01:05:04,839 --> 01:05:06,998 I think you should trust your instincts. 1068 01:05:06,999 --> 01:05:08,158 When I talked to you on the phone... 1069 01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:12,198 you just seemed so... I don't know, so harmless. 1070 01:05:12,199 --> 01:05:13,728 Thanks. 1071 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,487 I love this song. 1072 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,048 Isn't it great? 1073 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,159 Doesn't it make you want to dance? 1074 01:05:44,159 --> 01:05:46,519 - Come on. - No, I don't really dance. 1075 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,799 Come on, Seymour. Don't be silly. 1076 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,519 Anybody can dance. 1077 01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:52,368 Here, follow me. Watch my feet. 1078 01:05:53,441 --> 01:05:54,680 No, really. 1079 01:05:54,681 --> 01:05:56,559 Come on, Seymour. 1080 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,680 Just feel the music. 1081 01:05:58,681 --> 01:06:01,439 Loosen up. It's all in your head. 1082 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,359 Here, let's put down your bowl of ice cream. 1083 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,639 Wow, it's 9:00 already. 1084 01:06:06,641 --> 01:06:08,839 If we're gonna make that movie, don't you think we should go? 1085 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,088 OK. Party pooper. 1086 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,479 I'm so excited to see this film. 1087 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,160 Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director. 1088 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:32,561 Did you see his last film... 1089 01:06:32,562 --> 01:06:34,280 "The Flower That Drank The Moon"? 1090 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,720 It was glorious. 1091 01:06:36,721 --> 01:06:38,920 Must have missed that one. 1092 01:06:38,921 --> 01:06:41,520 Then again, what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies. 1093 01:06:41,521 --> 01:06:45,079 Really? I never really cared for those. 1094 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,009 Why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one? 1095 01:07:05,001 --> 01:07:07,801 - Hello? - Hey. It's me. 1096 01:07:07,802 --> 01:07:11,160 - Oh, hi. - So, what happened? 1097 01:07:11,161 --> 01:07:13,641 Actually, it's still kind of happening. 1098 01:07:13,642 --> 01:07:17,241 She's over here right now. I think it's going pretty well. 1099 01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:20,281 - What? You're joking. - Yeah, so I better go. 1100 01:07:20,282 --> 01:07:22,001 It's not really the best time to talk, OK? 1101 01:07:22,001 --> 01:07:24,761 What, are you going to have sex with her on your first date? 1102 01:07:24,761 --> 01:07:29,281 Jesus! I'll talk to you later, OK? Bye. 1103 01:07:29,282 --> 01:07:31,410 That was my mother. 1104 01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:56,082 Do you still want to do something tonight? 1105 01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:57,522 What happened to Seymour? 1106 01:07:57,523 --> 01:08:00,482 I can't believe this. He actually scored. 1107 01:08:00,483 --> 01:08:02,761 God, how repulsive. 1108 01:08:02,762 --> 01:08:04,681 So, should I come over? 1109 01:08:04,682 --> 01:08:08,642 Actually, I was just about to go out with some friends. 1110 01:08:08,643 --> 01:08:11,881 What are you talking about? Who? 1111 01:08:11,882 --> 01:08:14,010 Just some people from work. 1112 01:08:16,323 --> 01:08:17,762 I don't believe you. 1113 01:08:17,763 --> 01:08:20,841 You said you were busy, so... 1114 01:08:20,842 --> 01:08:23,962 Look, I better get going. 1115 01:08:23,963 --> 01:08:26,691 I guess I'll call you tomorrow. 1116 01:09:07,004 --> 01:09:08,723 Boo! 1117 01:09:08,724 --> 01:09:09,932 Please. 1118 01:09:11,804 --> 01:09:13,172 Boy. 1119 01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:16,724 So, where have you been? 1120 01:09:16,725 --> 01:09:18,364 I've been looking all over for you. 1121 01:09:18,364 --> 01:09:20,563 I've been wandering the streets day and night... 1122 01:09:20,564 --> 01:09:22,123 trying to find you. 1123 01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:23,243 Really? 1124 01:09:23,244 --> 01:09:26,011 No. Joe told me where you are. 1125 01:09:28,044 --> 01:09:31,043 But how come you never call me anymore? 1126 01:09:31,044 --> 01:09:35,772 I'm sorry. I've just been really busy. 1127 01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:41,523 So, how are things going with... 1128 01:09:41,524 --> 01:09:43,923 What's her name? Dana? 1129 01:09:43,924 --> 01:09:47,444 Pretty well. Surprisingly, you know. 1130 01:09:47,445 --> 01:09:50,493 It's good. 1131 01:09:51,965 --> 01:09:55,684 What do you do together? ls she into your old records and stuff? 1132 01:09:55,685 --> 01:10:00,324 Yeah, sort of. I mean, she doesn't dislike that stuff. 1133 01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:01,564 Anyway, she's trying. 1134 01:10:01,565 --> 01:10:03,724 Actually, we're supposed to go antique shopping... 1135 01:10:03,725 --> 01:10:06,484 for her apartment this afternoon. 1136 01:10:06,485 --> 01:10:08,763 Sounds good. 1137 01:10:08,764 --> 01:10:11,363 So, we should get together. 1138 01:10:11,364 --> 01:10:16,644 I'll definitely give you a call this week or something. 1139 01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:18,644 Are you trying to get rid of me? 1140 01:10:18,645 --> 01:10:21,244 No, no, no. It's just that I... 1141 01:10:21,245 --> 01:10:23,533 I should be going in a few minutes, and... 1142 01:10:26,205 --> 01:10:29,494 Aren't you even going to ask how I'm doing? 1143 01:10:30,926 --> 01:10:32,045 Sorry. 1144 01:10:32,046 --> 01:10:34,854 So, how are you? 1145 01:10:36,605 --> 01:10:39,253 I don't know. Good, I guess. 1146 01:10:41,766 --> 01:10:44,974 Oh, hello. Guess I'm a little early. 1147 01:10:48,886 --> 01:10:52,925 - This is Enid. - Hello. 1148 01:10:52,926 --> 01:10:55,965 It's great to finally meet you. 1149 01:10:55,966 --> 01:10:59,725 So, how do you two know each other? 1150 01:10:59,726 --> 01:11:01,886 I'm kind of surprised he hasn't mentioned me. 1151 01:11:01,887 --> 01:11:04,564 - We're old friends. - Really? 1152 01:11:04,566 --> 01:11:06,485 Yeah. Very close. 1153 01:11:06,487 --> 01:11:09,285 In fact, I was standing right next to him... 1154 01:11:09,286 --> 01:11:10,685 the first day you called. 1155 01:11:10,686 --> 01:11:12,444 You know, if it wasn't for me... 1156 01:11:12,445 --> 01:11:14,725 he would have never called you back. 1157 01:11:14,726 --> 01:11:17,245 - Is that right? - I would have... 1158 01:11:17,246 --> 01:11:19,045 Well, I've really got to get going... 1159 01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:22,614 but I'll stop by and see you sometime, Seymour. 1160 01:11:24,606 --> 01:11:27,294 It really was great to meet you. 1161 01:11:30,246 --> 01:11:32,445 Now remember, the art show is this Saturday... 1162 01:11:32,446 --> 01:11:33,975 7:30 p.m., sharp. 1163 01:11:37,607 --> 01:11:39,695 Oh, and Justin. 1164 01:11:41,567 --> 01:11:43,334 I'm sorry. 1165 01:11:45,366 --> 01:11:47,487 I'm gonna really miss all of you people. 1166 01:11:47,488 --> 01:11:50,206 I hope that each of you feels as if you'll be... 1167 01:11:50,207 --> 01:11:53,454 taking away something from this experience. 1168 01:11:55,886 --> 01:11:58,134 Thanks. So long, everyone. 1169 01:12:02,647 --> 01:12:05,126 Enid, can I speak to you for a moment? 1170 01:12:05,127 --> 01:12:07,566 - Uh-oh. - Don't worry, it's nothing bad. 1171 01:12:07,567 --> 01:12:09,526 I got a call from a close friend of mine... 1172 01:12:09,527 --> 01:12:11,406 at the Academy of Art and Design... 1173 01:12:11,407 --> 01:12:14,446 and she tells me I'm allowed to place one student... 1174 01:12:14,447 --> 01:12:17,726 from your graduating class for a full one-year scholarship... 1175 01:12:17,727 --> 01:12:20,807 and I took the liberty of submitting your name. 1176 01:12:20,808 --> 01:12:22,447 As far as I know it includes housing... 1177 01:12:22,448 --> 01:12:25,375 and meals and everything. It's really quite an offer. 1178 01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:30,007 Let me know as soon as you can, Enid. 1179 01:12:30,008 --> 01:12:32,496 This could be a really great thing for you. 1180 01:12:39,287 --> 01:12:42,287 Pumpkin? Honey? 1181 01:12:42,288 --> 01:12:43,856 I'm coming in. 1182 01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:47,167 Well, I have some good news. 1183 01:12:47,168 --> 01:12:48,367 What is it now? 1184 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:49,927 Are you still looking for a job? 1185 01:12:49,927 --> 01:12:51,367 I guess. 1186 01:12:51,368 --> 01:12:54,247 Maxine thinks she can get you a job at Computer Station. 1187 01:12:54,248 --> 01:12:57,727 Normally, you have to have a lot of references.... 1188 01:12:57,728 --> 01:12:59,768 and at least two years of experience... 1189 01:12:59,769 --> 01:13:02,496 but she thinks she can convince them. 1190 01:13:03,568 --> 01:13:05,856 Tell her to forget it. I don't need her help. 1191 01:13:08,368 --> 01:13:11,128 OK, that's... 1192 01:13:11,129 --> 01:13:14,128 You know, if that's... 1193 01:13:14,129 --> 01:13:15,337 If... Mm-hmm. 1194 01:13:31,969 --> 01:13:33,727 Awful! Just awful! 1195 01:13:33,728 --> 01:13:35,607 I will take care of it, I promise you. 1196 01:13:35,608 --> 01:13:38,488 I will handle it. Thank you. 1197 01:13:38,489 --> 01:13:41,248 Excuse me. 1198 01:13:41,249 --> 01:13:43,688 I'm sorry, I need to speak with her for a second. 1199 01:13:43,689 --> 01:13:45,567 - Well, enjoy the show. - Thank you. 1200 01:13:45,568 --> 01:13:46,688 Yes, what is it, Phyllis? 1201 01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:47,807 I am sorry... 1202 01:13:47,808 --> 01:13:49,968 but you are simply going to have to remove that painting. 1203 01:13:49,969 --> 01:13:51,809 Several of the parents have complained about it already. 1204 01:13:51,810 --> 01:13:54,248 Well, I will do no such thing. 1205 01:13:54,249 --> 01:13:56,689 Then I'm going to go over there and take it down myself. 1206 01:13:56,690 --> 01:13:59,248 I think we should give the artist a chance... 1207 01:13:59,249 --> 01:14:02,448 to talk with the parents about her intentions with this piece. 1208 01:14:02,449 --> 01:14:05,368 We should be promoting discussion as a solution... 1209 01:14:05,369 --> 01:14:06,649 instead of censorship. 1210 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,209 - Censorship? - Yes. 1211 01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:10,728 Oh, that is such a big word for you, Roberta. 1212 01:14:10,729 --> 01:14:12,688 Excuse me. 1213 01:14:12,689 --> 01:14:15,329 - Do not touch that... - OK, I have a solution. 1214 01:14:15,329 --> 01:14:16,937 Thank you, everyone, for your patience. 1215 01:14:18,850 --> 01:14:21,649 Margaret, have you seen Enid? 1216 01:14:21,650 --> 01:14:24,497 - I don't think she's even here. - You're kidding. 1217 01:14:26,209 --> 01:14:29,457 - All right. There we go. - Thank you very much. 1218 01:14:40,370 --> 01:14:42,928 So... Excuse me. 1219 01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:45,008 So there's this stupid art show I'm going to tonight... 1220 01:14:45,009 --> 01:14:46,450 and I want you to be my date. 1221 01:14:46,451 --> 01:14:47,610 There's something I want to show you. 1222 01:14:47,611 --> 01:14:50,609 Yeah, I... I don't think I should. 1223 01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:51,729 Of course you should. 1224 01:14:51,730 --> 01:14:53,891 I'm already a million hours late. Come on. 1225 01:14:53,891 --> 01:14:55,418 I better not. 1226 01:14:57,090 --> 01:15:00,570 OK, well, forget the art show. Let's do something else, then. 1227 01:15:00,571 --> 01:15:03,850 I really wish I could, Enid, but... 1228 01:15:03,851 --> 01:15:07,730 Dana just got out of a really bad relationship... 1229 01:15:07,731 --> 01:15:10,330 and I don't want her to have the wrong idea, you know? 1230 01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:11,898 Hey, what's happening? 1231 01:15:15,531 --> 01:15:17,499 Where'd you get those pants? 1232 01:15:19,811 --> 01:15:21,290 They were a present from Dana. 1233 01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:23,579 You like them? They a good fit? 1234 01:15:25,851 --> 01:15:28,330 Yeah, whatever. I mean, what do I know about clothes? 1235 01:15:28,332 --> 01:15:30,739 It's nice to have somebody do all the work for me. 1236 01:15:35,971 --> 01:15:37,619 I'll just be in my room. 1237 01:15:39,730 --> 01:15:41,250 What's her deal, anyway? 1238 01:15:41,251 --> 01:15:43,730 Did she actually tell you that you can't see me anymore? 1239 01:15:43,731 --> 01:15:46,340 No. No, I mean... 1240 01:15:48,251 --> 01:15:50,459 Not exactly. She just... 1241 01:15:53,251 --> 01:15:56,491 She just doesn't understand how I would know someone like you. 1242 01:15:56,492 --> 01:15:58,690 What does that mean, "someone like me"? 1243 01:15:58,691 --> 01:16:01,779 Just someone so young. 1244 01:16:07,132 --> 01:16:09,140 Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore. 1245 01:17:01,652 --> 01:17:03,302 Do you remember me? 1246 01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:07,461 Sure. Sure. 1247 01:17:12,732 --> 01:17:17,252 You're, like, the only person in this world I can count on... 1248 01:17:17,253 --> 01:17:21,501 because, no matter what, I know you'll always be here. 1249 01:17:23,853 --> 01:17:27,261 Well, that's what you think. 1250 01:17:28,813 --> 01:17:31,262 I'm leaving town. 1251 01:17:35,933 --> 01:17:38,212 Where are we? This is such a weird neighborhood. 1252 01:17:38,213 --> 01:17:40,732 This is a totally normal, average neighborhood. 1253 01:17:40,733 --> 01:17:43,653 3128. 1254 01:17:43,654 --> 01:17:45,622 - That must be it. - Great. 1255 01:17:47,293 --> 01:17:50,533 What? What's wrong with it? It looks totally normal. 1256 01:17:50,534 --> 01:17:52,132 What? I said great. 1257 01:17:52,133 --> 01:17:53,573 Yeah, I can tell you really love it. 1258 01:17:53,574 --> 01:17:55,613 What am I supposed to say? 1259 01:17:55,614 --> 01:17:57,414 "Gee, I can't wait to live in some depressing shit-hole... 1260 01:17:57,415 --> 01:17:58,533 "out in the middle of nowhere"? 1261 01:17:58,534 --> 01:18:01,093 You know, you hate every single place that we look at. 1262 01:18:01,094 --> 01:18:05,181 Why don't you just tell me you don't want to live with me? 1263 01:18:07,173 --> 01:18:10,892 Because you'll totally freak out and act like a psycho about it. 1264 01:18:10,893 --> 01:18:12,853 What? 1265 01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:14,053 You're the psycho. 1266 01:18:14,054 --> 01:18:17,093 You've totally ignored me ever since high school ended. 1267 01:18:17,094 --> 01:18:20,733 You're still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy! 1268 01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:22,013 "Your own apartment." 1269 01:18:22,014 --> 01:18:23,653 Fuck you. 1270 01:18:23,653 --> 01:18:26,703 Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life. 1271 01:18:32,255 --> 01:18:35,582 God. Fuck you, too. 1272 01:18:37,654 --> 01:18:39,614 Pumpkin? 1273 01:18:39,615 --> 01:18:41,983 Pumpkin? 1274 01:18:44,615 --> 01:18:46,254 Honey? 1275 01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:47,862 What's wrong? 1276 01:18:51,774 --> 01:18:52,894 Nothing. 1277 01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,334 Because, honey, if something's wrong... 1278 01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:56,823 I'd love it if we could talk about it. 1279 01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:00,854 It's nothing. It's just some hormonal thing. 1280 01:19:00,855 --> 01:19:02,414 Don't worry about it. 1281 01:19:02,415 --> 01:19:06,054 OK, because I have some very, very important news... 1282 01:19:06,055 --> 01:19:08,014 to talk about... 1283 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:12,303 and if you're not feeling well, we can do this some other time. 1284 01:19:14,335 --> 01:19:15,863 What? 1285 01:19:17,415 --> 01:19:21,175 Well, Maxine and I have been seeing a lot of each other. 1286 01:19:21,176 --> 01:19:23,054 And we were thinking it might be really best... 1287 01:19:23,055 --> 01:19:26,334 for all of us if at the end of the summer... 1288 01:19:26,335 --> 01:19:28,055 she came here to live with us. 1289 01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:30,695 We could really just see how we got along together... 1290 01:19:30,696 --> 01:19:33,344 and see if this is... 1291 01:19:46,056 --> 01:19:49,495 Is this your first death mask? 1292 01:19:49,497 --> 01:19:51,824 All artists have to suffer. 1293 01:19:52,936 --> 01:19:55,175 Just a minute. 1294 01:19:55,176 --> 01:19:59,735 I brought the application for the art academy. 1295 01:19:59,736 --> 01:20:01,944 I just hope it's not too late. 1296 01:20:03,177 --> 01:20:06,015 I am so sorry about what happened, Enid. 1297 01:20:06,016 --> 01:20:08,175 What do you mean? 1298 01:20:08,176 --> 01:20:10,175 Well, the whole business with the art show... 1299 01:20:10,176 --> 01:20:13,895 and the newspaper... it's just absolutely... 1300 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:15,936 They're forcing me to give you... 1301 01:20:15,937 --> 01:20:18,784 a non-passing grade in the class. 1302 01:20:20,096 --> 01:20:22,975 Can't I still get a scholarship to the art academy? 1303 01:20:22,976 --> 01:20:25,416 - Well, I'm sorry, Enid... - Can you help me out here? 1304 01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:28,416 - I can't breath under this mask. - Excuse me. 1305 01:20:28,417 --> 01:20:31,745 That's fine. Just breathe. Don't worry about it. 1306 01:20:49,337 --> 01:20:51,896 Hey, what are you doing here? 1307 01:20:51,897 --> 01:20:53,936 I needed to see you. 1308 01:20:53,937 --> 01:20:56,176 What's up? 1309 01:20:56,177 --> 01:20:58,496 Can you at least let me in? 1310 01:20:58,497 --> 01:21:00,105 Yeah, sure. Come on in. 1311 01:21:01,977 --> 01:21:04,176 Look, I just need someone to be nice to me for five minutes... 1312 01:21:04,177 --> 01:21:06,465 and then I swear I'll leave you alone, OK? 1313 01:21:07,617 --> 01:21:08,825 What's the matter? 1314 01:21:10,618 --> 01:21:12,177 Do you have anything to drink? 1315 01:21:12,178 --> 01:21:14,826 There might be some root beer. 1316 01:21:16,298 --> 01:21:18,376 - What's this? - That's Dana's. 1317 01:21:18,378 --> 01:21:20,656 We're supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary. 1318 01:21:20,657 --> 01:21:21,865 You better not... 1319 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:33,537 I mean, you like me, right, Seymour? 1320 01:21:33,538 --> 01:21:34,976 We're good friends, right? 1321 01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:37,546 Yeah, sure. Of course. 1322 01:21:49,537 --> 01:21:51,337 What is this? 1323 01:21:51,338 --> 01:21:56,257 Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques. 1324 01:21:56,258 --> 01:21:57,777 She said it didn't go with her stuff... 1325 01:21:57,778 --> 01:22:00,137 so she gave it to me. 1326 01:22:00,138 --> 01:22:04,067 Said it would go better with my old-time thingamajigs. 1327 01:22:06,739 --> 01:22:09,667 Jesus, how can you stand her? 1328 01:22:12,498 --> 01:22:14,458 How come all that time I was trying to get you a date... 1329 01:22:14,459 --> 01:22:16,027 you never asked me out? 1330 01:22:18,180 --> 01:22:19,658 You're a beautiful young girl. 1331 01:22:19,659 --> 01:22:21,738 I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me... 1332 01:22:21,739 --> 01:22:25,617 except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity. 1333 01:22:25,618 --> 01:22:28,458 At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world. 1334 01:22:28,459 --> 01:22:31,459 All they care about is guitars or sports. 1335 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:33,787 I hate sports. 1336 01:22:39,339 --> 01:22:41,578 Maybe I should just move in with you. 1337 01:22:41,579 --> 01:22:44,978 I could do the cooking and dust your old records... 1338 01:22:44,979 --> 01:22:46,907 until I get a job. 1339 01:22:52,499 --> 01:22:54,667 You know what my number one fantasy used to be? 1340 01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:57,698 What? 1341 01:22:57,699 --> 01:23:00,659 I used to think about one day... 1342 01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:04,747 just not telling anyone and going off to some random place. 1343 01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:11,498 And I'd just disappear... 1344 01:23:11,499 --> 01:23:13,779 and they'd never see me again. 1345 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:16,228 Do you ever think about stuff like that? 1346 01:23:17,420 --> 01:23:19,868 I guess I probably did when I was your age. 1347 01:23:21,780 --> 01:23:24,338 You know what we should do? 1348 01:23:24,339 --> 01:23:27,619 We should just get in your car right now and just drive off. 1349 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:29,900 Just find some totally new place... 1350 01:23:29,901 --> 01:23:31,420 and start a whole new life. 1351 01:23:31,421 --> 01:23:33,468 Fuck everybody. 1352 01:23:34,660 --> 01:23:38,659 I'm not in any good condition to drive. 1353 01:23:38,660 --> 01:23:41,459 I'm serious. 1354 01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:43,539 I'm just so sick of everybody. 1355 01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:46,220 Why can't I just do what I want? 1356 01:23:46,221 --> 01:23:48,629 What do you want? 1357 01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:52,348 What do you want? 1358 01:23:56,140 --> 01:23:57,789 Don't you like me? 1359 01:24:15,501 --> 01:24:18,669 Boy, I never expected anything like this to happen. 1360 01:24:21,462 --> 01:24:24,020 Yeah, well, me, neither. 1361 01:24:24,021 --> 01:24:26,869 You must know I always... 1362 01:24:28,781 --> 01:24:32,349 Did you mean all that stuff about moving in with me? 1363 01:24:35,781 --> 01:24:38,550 I was just thinking out loud. 1364 01:24:40,102 --> 01:24:44,900 I mean, you've got this thing with Dana, and... 1365 01:24:44,901 --> 01:24:46,540 I'm not gonna let you fuck that up. 1366 01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:50,110 Yeah, but I don't know, I just... 1367 01:24:53,461 --> 01:24:55,589 I really need to get some sleep. 1368 01:24:59,141 --> 01:25:00,750 Good night. 1369 01:25:31,783 --> 01:25:34,270 Right. One second. 1370 01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:39,021 - Sorry. Go ahead. - We're almost done. 1371 01:25:39,022 --> 01:25:41,621 Hi. Yeah. No, it's excluded. 1372 01:25:41,622 --> 01:25:44,422 They've already paid the earnest money. 1373 01:25:44,423 --> 01:25:45,581 Well, let's see if they bring it up... 1374 01:25:45,582 --> 01:25:48,702 if they notice it on the final walkthrough. 1375 01:25:48,703 --> 01:25:49,871 Right. 1376 01:25:50,982 --> 01:25:52,950 Great. Sounds good. 1377 01:25:54,982 --> 01:25:56,701 - Yes! - We did it! 1378 01:25:56,702 --> 01:25:58,342 - Great job. - Thank you. 1379 01:25:58,343 --> 01:26:01,542 I'm proud of you. I'll catch you guys later. 1380 01:26:01,543 --> 01:26:03,511 I'm going to start the paperwork. 1381 01:26:07,503 --> 01:26:09,751 - Congratulations. - Thank you. Have a seat. 1382 01:26:12,864 --> 01:26:16,752 So, what brings you down here? 1383 01:26:19,023 --> 01:26:25,272 I just really feel like I need to say something to you. 1384 01:26:27,463 --> 01:26:29,622 I've never said this to anyone before. 1385 01:26:29,623 --> 01:26:31,982 Believe me, I've... 1386 01:26:31,983 --> 01:26:34,943 I've stayed in horrible relationships for years... 1387 01:26:34,944 --> 01:26:37,182 just so I wouldn't have to do this. 1388 01:26:37,183 --> 01:26:40,112 What are you trying to say? 1389 01:26:42,584 --> 01:26:46,752 Maybe it's not such a good idea that we keep going out. 1390 01:26:56,464 --> 01:26:58,312 It's Enid. Leave a message. 1391 01:26:59,944 --> 01:27:01,263 Seymour, here. 1392 01:27:01,264 --> 01:27:04,663 I really want to talk to you. 1393 01:27:04,664 --> 01:27:06,703 I've been thinking about what you said... 1394 01:27:06,704 --> 01:27:09,344 about moving in here, and... 1395 01:27:09,345 --> 01:27:13,904 Yeah, so just... 1396 01:27:13,905 --> 01:27:15,583 give me a call when you get a chance. 1397 01:27:15,584 --> 01:27:16,952 OK. Thanks. Bye. 1398 01:27:26,665 --> 01:27:29,264 Look, I'm really sorry about the other day. 1399 01:27:29,265 --> 01:27:31,304 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1400 01:27:31,304 --> 01:27:32,904 I really do want to move in with you. 1401 01:27:32,905 --> 01:27:35,073 Look, I don't know. 1402 01:27:36,785 --> 01:27:39,983 I was thinking maybe I should just live alone, you know? 1403 01:27:39,984 --> 01:27:43,904 I've decided to rent that place that we looked at... 1404 01:27:43,905 --> 01:27:47,464 and I start moving in next week. 1405 01:27:47,465 --> 01:27:50,944 Please let me come with you. Please. 1406 01:27:50,946 --> 01:27:53,823 Look, I don't know. I don't think it's such a good idea. 1407 01:27:53,825 --> 01:27:56,303 Of course it's a good idea. It's our plan. 1408 01:27:56,304 --> 01:27:58,264 Yeah, but how are you going to pay rent and everything? 1409 01:27:58,265 --> 01:27:59,944 You don't even have a job. 1410 01:27:59,945 --> 01:28:03,024 I'll get a job tomorrow. I promise. 1411 01:28:03,025 --> 01:28:05,944 Maxine said she could get me a job at Computer Station. 1412 01:28:05,945 --> 01:28:09,633 Please, Becca. 1413 01:28:10,825 --> 01:28:13,264 Tonight, I have a very special partner... 1414 01:28:13,265 --> 01:28:16,545 one who is a performance artist... 1415 01:28:16,546 --> 01:28:18,664 in sign language for the deaf. 1416 01:28:18,665 --> 01:28:21,073 Please welcome to the stage... 1417 01:28:24,625 --> 01:28:26,185 Well, here's where the fun never stops. 1418 01:28:26,186 --> 01:28:28,625 She could at least have the decency to call me back. 1419 01:28:28,626 --> 01:28:32,945 Wasted time, trying to logically figure out the female brain. 1420 01:28:32,946 --> 01:28:35,144 That's for sure. 1421 01:28:35,145 --> 01:28:36,794 Maybe she got another boyfriend. 1422 01:28:40,345 --> 01:28:41,954 Yeah, well, thanks for cheering me up. 1423 01:28:54,826 --> 01:28:56,314 Oh, God. 1424 01:29:06,666 --> 01:29:07,994 It's Enid. Leave a message. 1425 01:29:10,187 --> 01:29:13,515 Oh, come on. 1426 01:29:15,027 --> 01:29:16,675 Hey, look at it this way... 1427 01:29:17,706 --> 01:29:19,474 at least things can't get any worse. 1428 01:29:27,347 --> 01:29:30,545 Seymour! Just the man I want to see. 1429 01:29:30,546 --> 01:29:32,755 Step in here for a minute. 1430 01:29:35,427 --> 01:29:37,035 Have a seat. 1431 01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:41,915 What can you tell me about this, Seymour? 1432 01:29:51,348 --> 01:29:52,835 So, what do you think? 1433 01:29:54,348 --> 01:29:56,196 It's fine. 1434 01:29:58,667 --> 01:30:01,115 - Where's all your stuff? - There. 1435 01:30:05,468 --> 01:30:07,586 That's all you're bringing? 1436 01:30:07,587 --> 01:30:09,106 No. I'm gonna pack up the rest tonight. 1437 01:30:09,107 --> 01:30:11,227 I'll bring it over sometime tomorrow. 1438 01:30:11,228 --> 01:30:13,506 What time? 1439 01:30:13,507 --> 01:30:16,146 I don't know. Noon? 1440 01:30:16,147 --> 01:30:18,707 All right, cool. Just make sure you're here by then... 1441 01:30:18,708 --> 01:30:21,147 because we got a lot of stuff to do. 1442 01:30:21,148 --> 01:30:22,947 Oh, wait. 1443 01:30:22,948 --> 01:30:25,436 I got to show you this. It's really cool. 1444 01:30:30,428 --> 01:30:32,476 Isn't it great? 1445 01:31:04,388 --> 01:31:06,867 A smile is something special 1446 01:31:06,868 --> 01:31:09,867 A ribbon is something rare 1447 01:31:09,868 --> 01:31:12,388 So I'll be special, and I'll be rare 1448 01:31:12,389 --> 01:31:16,717 With a smile and a ribbon in my hair 1449 01:31:17,949 --> 01:31:20,428 To be a girl they notice 1450 01:31:20,429 --> 01:31:22,948 Takes more than a fancy dress 1451 01:31:22,949 --> 01:31:25,989 So I'll be special, and I'll be rare 1452 01:31:25,990 --> 01:31:29,029 I'll be something beyond compare 1453 01:31:29,030 --> 01:31:31,349 I'll be noticed because I'll wear 1454 01:31:31,349 --> 01:31:36,957 A smile and a ribbon in my hair 1455 01:32:05,589 --> 01:32:08,149 What's wrong with you, retard? It's 3:30. 1456 01:32:08,150 --> 01:32:12,589 Oh, hi. Enid's stepmother told me that she'd be here. 1457 01:32:12,590 --> 01:32:14,109 She's not at home? 1458 01:32:14,110 --> 01:32:16,269 No, they told me that she'd be here. 1459 01:32:16,270 --> 01:32:18,349 Well, where the fuck is she? 1460 01:32:18,350 --> 01:32:20,429 She was supposed to be here three hours ago. 1461 01:32:20,430 --> 01:32:24,118 Do you mind if I wait? I really need to talk to her. 1462 01:32:29,830 --> 01:32:31,029 Are you sure she wasn't there? 1463 01:32:31,030 --> 01:32:33,430 I mean, maybe she was just hiding from you or something. 1464 01:32:33,431 --> 01:32:35,790 Why would she be hiding from me? 1465 01:32:35,791 --> 01:32:37,669 I don't know. 1466 01:32:37,670 --> 01:32:39,679 Where is she, then? 1467 01:32:41,311 --> 01:32:42,550 Maybe she's with Josh? 1468 01:32:42,551 --> 01:32:45,909 Josh? Why would she be with Josh? 1469 01:32:45,910 --> 01:32:49,719 I really don't know enough about it to... 1470 01:32:50,790 --> 01:32:53,150 But why did you say that she was hiding from me? 1471 01:32:53,150 --> 01:32:54,838 Did she say anything to you about me? 1472 01:32:56,470 --> 01:32:58,109 Yeah. She thinks you're a dork. 1473 01:32:58,110 --> 01:33:00,238 She said that? 1474 01:33:01,430 --> 01:33:05,710 What do you expect? I mean, considering how we met you... 1475 01:33:05,711 --> 01:33:07,630 What do you mean? 1476 01:33:07,631 --> 01:33:09,679 She didn't tell you about that? 1477 01:33:11,831 --> 01:33:13,238 What are you talking about? 1478 01:33:14,390 --> 01:33:16,590 On that pathetic fake blind date? 1479 01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:19,559 What fake blind date? What are you talking about? 1480 01:33:24,151 --> 01:33:25,359 Here. 1481 01:33:30,152 --> 01:33:31,440 Look. 1482 01:34:00,512 --> 01:34:02,161 Did you have a good laugh at my expense? 1483 01:34:03,032 --> 01:34:04,351 What do you mean? 1484 01:34:04,352 --> 01:34:06,920 Do you think that's funny? 1485 01:34:08,072 --> 01:34:10,231 Here, is that funny? 1486 01:34:10,232 --> 01:34:12,321 I'll show you something funny. 1487 01:34:16,152 --> 01:34:18,720 - Hey. Damn it. Come on. - Get... 1488 01:34:24,273 --> 01:34:27,631 Not so cool now, are you, good-looking boy? 1489 01:34:27,632 --> 01:34:29,551 - What's going on? - Call the cops, man. 1490 01:34:29,552 --> 01:34:30,671 - Citizen's arrest. - You! 1491 01:34:30,672 --> 01:34:32,112 Call the cops! 1492 01:34:32,113 --> 01:34:33,271 Get the hell out of my store! 1493 01:34:33,272 --> 01:34:35,712 All right. Hey, no need to get violent. 1494 01:34:35,713 --> 01:34:36,880 I'm outta here. 1495 01:35:02,153 --> 01:35:04,600 Are you OK? 1496 01:35:11,313 --> 01:35:14,081 You seem a little stoned. What are you on? 1497 01:35:15,193 --> 01:35:16,952 High on life. 1498 01:35:16,953 --> 01:35:19,833 Look, Seymour, I came by to tell you... 1499 01:35:19,834 --> 01:35:23,273 how really, really sorry I am about everything. 1500 01:35:23,274 --> 01:35:24,793 I know you probably totally hate me. 1501 01:35:24,794 --> 01:35:26,034 You don't have to say... 1502 01:35:26,035 --> 01:35:28,832 Please. Don't say anything. 1503 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:31,561 I know I'm a total disappointment to everyone. 1504 01:35:33,874 --> 01:35:36,233 I just quit my job this morning... 1505 01:35:36,234 --> 01:35:38,233 and then I had a fight with Becky... 1506 01:35:38,234 --> 01:35:40,033 because I told her I wasn't going to move in with her... 1507 01:35:40,034 --> 01:35:43,993 and she really just wants to kill me. 1508 01:35:43,994 --> 01:35:48,794 And there is just no way to explain how I feel. 1509 01:35:48,794 --> 01:35:50,002 I don't... 1510 01:35:52,314 --> 01:35:55,673 I guess I'll just have to figure myself out. 1511 01:35:55,674 --> 01:35:57,752 Enid, I'm not mad at you. 1512 01:35:57,753 --> 01:35:59,313 I know I'm just a dork. 1513 01:35:59,314 --> 01:36:01,763 Seymour, you are not a dork. 1514 01:36:03,355 --> 01:36:04,882 Sure I am. 1515 01:36:18,354 --> 01:36:20,273 You are such a stupid idiot. 1516 01:36:20,274 --> 01:36:22,603 Did you even look through the rest of the book? 1517 01:36:26,154 --> 01:36:28,163 See? 1518 01:36:38,074 --> 01:36:41,163 You're like... my hero. 1519 01:36:53,755 --> 01:36:55,563 Thanks for waiting. 1520 01:37:00,475 --> 01:37:02,475 Is he going to be OK? 1521 01:37:02,476 --> 01:37:04,683 I think he'll be fine. 1522 01:37:13,915 --> 01:37:15,924 What are you going to do now? 1523 01:37:18,636 --> 01:37:20,084 I'm not sure. 1524 01:37:21,075 --> 01:37:24,964 I'd better get going. I'm going to be late for work. 1525 01:37:28,116 --> 01:37:29,964 Call me, OK? 1526 01:39:36,318 --> 01:39:39,438 I have to admit things are starting to look up for me... 1527 01:39:39,439 --> 01:39:41,918 since my life turned to shit. 1528 01:39:41,918 --> 01:39:44,397 Remember what I said when we first started? 1529 01:39:44,398 --> 01:39:45,997 This little break-up might be... 1530 01:39:45,998 --> 01:39:48,117 the very best thing that ever happened to you. 1531 01:39:48,118 --> 01:39:52,718 I think I'm ready to get back to my old life. 1532 01:39:52,719 --> 01:39:54,887 You think that's too soon? 1533 01:39:56,558 --> 01:39:59,086 Why don't we start with that next week? 1534 01:40:00,719 --> 01:40:01,838 Thank you. 1535 01:40:01,839 --> 01:40:03,277 Don't thank me. 1536 01:40:03,278 --> 01:40:05,367 You're doing all the work. 1537 01:40:26,079 --> 01:40:28,438 - Is he done? - Yes. 1538 01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:29,718 Seymour, did you have a chance... 1539 01:40:29,719 --> 01:40:32,278 to think about what you might want for dinner while you were in here? 1540 01:40:32,279 --> 01:40:34,359 No, I haven't. 1541 01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:37,038 Maybe we could discuss it in the car. 1542 01:40:37,039 --> 01:40:38,239 Did you want mashed potatoes? 1543 01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:40,087 See you next week. 114911