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Good day, gooners, and welcome to Into
the Wild. Today, we're looking into an
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endangered species that you might not
have heard of for quite a while since
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gone out of fashion. And by that, I mean
we are looking for the brilliant and
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beautiful full -bushed American woman.
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Follow me.
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Now,
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if you're anything like me, there's
nothing more than you love diving
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into a full, beautiful bush.
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Now, this place used to be brimming with
them. After the big Brazilian waxing
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craze of 2004, full -bushed women have
been more and more obsolete around these
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parts. If we're lucky, we might just be
able to find a good specimen.
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Come on.
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Crikey. Quick.
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Hurry, hurry. You're going to want to
see this.
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Crikey. Quick, take a look. Take a look
at this.
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Crikey.
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Shh. I found a small herd of chicks.
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And it seems like they're doing what's
called an aesthetic picnic.
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Watch.
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I did.
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It's the common balded pussy woman.
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Now, balded pussy women tend to be very
nervous, and they will scatter at the
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first sign of our presence.
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Be very close. Very, very, very quiet.
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Not a common balded pussy woman.
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Now, don't lose hope, though. I have a
good feeling about our third one.
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Watch this.
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There it is, lady and bloke. A full
-bushed American woman.
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And not just any American woman. A
Floridian broad.
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They are crazy.
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Let me tell you, they are dynamite.
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Crikey.
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It's crucial if you want to succeed with
a full -bushed Floridian broad. She
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needs to know that you are completely in
charge or else what she sees otherwise,
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she's going to flay to find a better
mate.
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Fine. We've got to be careful with this.
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So, you didn't know that morbid pussies
have smelled of them?
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We don't need to worry about that.
Because that sweet bush that we're
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I've got to be careful with this.
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But first, distraction.
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What a perfect name out there.
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Now, the next thing we need to do is to
calm her down and gain her trust. That
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way she will show us the treasure she's
hiding with me.
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Now, how do we do that? That's the
tricky part.
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It's okay. It's okay there, priest
specimen.
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You're good there.
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So, okay, mate. It's very important that
you analyze your pride.
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I mean, it's fine after all.
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A large one. Oh my God, this might be
record -breaking.
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You see the push on this one?
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It just never stops.
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Crikey.
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Now, if you'll notice, this particular
specimen, the hornier she's getting, the
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wetter and wetter the pussy is getting.
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Now, you can see it really shows through
when it's not a balded pussy.
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American Floridian broad.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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Leave that there for now.
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Gotta get a selfie with this.
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Oh, that looked great. See that?
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are never going to believe me that I
found one out in the wild out here.
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You folks are in for a special treat
tonight because not only have we caught
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Floridian broad, this is what we call a
good old -fashioned American
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badonkadonk.
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Well, I'm going to pull the shit out of
her.
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Now, I'm really excited about this. Now
that we caught the Floridian broad and
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calmed her down, it's the perfect
opportunity to check out this full
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American wild bush.
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Oh, my God.
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That's crazy.
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Very rarely we see this out in the wild.
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It's an extra special day for us today,
ladies and blokes.
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You see how it's just so fluffy and
full?
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It's like full of life and adventure and
environment.
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fluffy.
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I'm sure you're all imagining just
feeling you're running your hands
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this fluffiness right now.
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He's going to have to take my word for
it.
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what I said about when she gets worked
up, right?
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When she gets a little bit more and more
horny.
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She gets a little bit more and more wet.
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Now, watch what happens when
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I just stick my cock in her mouth.
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Watch.
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Bye.
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But she is...
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And she's really proving that right now
for you all. It's a real special treat.
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worship, full glory.
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was for me to fuck the shit out of this
bush.
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pussy just tightens right up like a,
like a python.
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in a fun little way.
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for Americans.
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Crikey!
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back out into the wilderness and I'll
catch you next time.
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