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Does it kind of suck that I'm not
marrying a guy?
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Well, not really. No? I don't have to
worry about someone treating me like
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That's true. She doesn't treat you hard.
Yeah.
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I mean... That's kind of what
everybody's doing these days.
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That's true.
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I don't have to worry about haters. Live
your best life. Yeah.
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I mean, but whenever... You might not
have kids. I mean, we could adopt at
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point, but... Do you want to be a
granddad?
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Live your best life. I'm not worried
about having grandkids.
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No, I know that. I mean, we finally
talked about adopting, but I
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think we're going to wait a little bit.
I just always thought that you would
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want them.
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Well, if you adopt them, I'll take care
of them.
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I guess. I mean, but I don't know. I
just figured that I wouldn't want to
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family like that.
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I'm so nervous. Should we practice
again?
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Yeah? Okay. Thank you so much for doing
this and being here.
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It was
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great. Thank you.
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It was a perfect day.
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Yeah, perfect day, perfect wife.
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I know.
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It's going to be great.
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Yeah, I hope so. I'm really nervous.
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Are they sweaty?
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I hope you like her.
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She'll be around forever, hopefully.
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Good. That means a lot coming from you.
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Love them. Pink's my favorite color.
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Go get it with my dress.
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Practice more.
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Yeah, I need all the practice I can get.
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It's going to be great, though.
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Pretty ready.
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They look great.
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I'm nervous.
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You nervous?
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A little bit. Yeah.
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A little bit.
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I've been trying to send her off all
these years, just working up to this
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Yeah, right.
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Never thought a day would come, but here
we are.
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So, you know who's going to show up?
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Aunt Matilda.
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That's what we expected.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She'll do something crazy, unless she
gets a couple in her. She does like
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She's always pretty entertaining,
though, watching her dance.
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Let her do her thing.
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Get a couple pictures of her. That'd be
great.
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How about that other wedding we went to?
I mean... Yeah,
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it was... Weddings are... Unusual
places.
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I think... A lot of... A lot of, like,
matches are made there. I think
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it's crazy.
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People... I think love is in the air and
they... Yeah, yeah, you get the...
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The groomsmen and the bridesmaids and
that kind of thing.
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Lots of beautiful people everywhere.
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Yeah.
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I'm so excited for our wedding and our
honeymoon in Spain. It's going to be so
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hot. And then the reception.
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We get to see all of our friends. We
haven't seen them in forever.
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I think Spain is going to be amazing.
Just the two of us coming up in like a
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little hotel with like fancy wine and
all that.
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I think it's...
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It is.
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Did you hear what happened to Jessica,
though?
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She, like, just told me that her wife
cheated on her with a man.
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No way.
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Yes.
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Seriously?
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That's crazy.
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If you did anything like that to me, I
would be so devastated.
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I would never, especially with a guy.
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Didn't you have a boyfriend in high
school, though?
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Yeah, but we never really had sex or
anything. I was just kind of... of
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out my sexuality well then how would you
know if you didn't like having sex with
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guys if you've never done it i mean i
don't want to get married with doubts
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all that i love you but well then what
if we
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tried having sex with guys then and see
if we like it who i mean we don't even
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know anyone like that well
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You're fucking my dad. That's crazy.
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No, silly.
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You can fuck my dad.
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I'll fuck your dad.
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We can swap dads.
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I don't know if I'll go for that, but...
I mean, we can try.
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I think we should try.
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I think it might work.
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Doesn't hurt to ask.
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Deal? Deal.
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Who's bringing the beer?
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I thought you were bringing it.
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I thought you were bringing it.
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Oh. Hi, guys.
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Hey.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Oh. So we were upstairs.
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We were talking about the wedding and
all that.
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But one thing came up.
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No, you guys didn't forget anything.
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We just asked.
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We have a question.
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Well, it's more like a suggestion.
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Kind of.
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You guys obviously know we've never been
with a guy before.
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Yeah. And we want to make sure that what
we're doing is the right thing to do.
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So that means we need to have sex with a
guy.
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Yeah. Like, sure.
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We don't want to end up like Jessica.
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about her, right?
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She got cheated on by her wife. And we
want to make sure that everything is
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perfect for us.
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No divorce with Peter. Yes.
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Guys.
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Yeah. You guys.
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Yeah.
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Well, yeah, because we trust you guys.
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Like I wouldn't fuck my dad. You can
fuck her and she'll fuck me.
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I don't know how I feel about that.
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It's just like you're doing us a favor.
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Yeah. To make sure. You want us to be
happily ever after. To make sure our
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daughters are making the right choice.
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Yeah.
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Deciding that we won't question their
minds.
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Yeah.
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I mean,
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it's not like we're not gorgeous.
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Do it
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for
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mankind.
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to get the good ideas.
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I'm not against it.
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What about you?
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You got it for it?
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I'll get them for it.
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It's perfect.
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Yeah,
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we'll go with that.
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Right? Right.
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Because that could be out.
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We got you.
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We wanted to update.
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Maybe we'll have that.
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I've heard that.
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Purposeful.
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Deal?
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If you want.
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If you want.
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So,
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deal?
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When in Rome.
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You know what I've always wondered?
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What is going on?
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Me too.
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Yeah? I've never had a dick in my mouth
before.
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Yeah, get comfortable
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I'm getting hot.
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It feels good.
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You're
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almost
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a sketchy daughter.
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Like this.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
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Oh, no.
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I think we should get pregnant right
now. Yeah, do it.
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Look at that dripping out of that pretty
pink little pussy, yes.
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filled you all the way up.
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Thank you.
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