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Coming up on the three -part Vanderpump
Rules reunion.

No

matter

what, you'll never like me. I don't
understand it. I watch you manipulate

time and time again.

All right, I'm going to slowly derail.
I'm getting so much for you guys for

saying sorry. Come on, own your shit. I
was afraid of you guys being fucking

mean to me. That is bullshit.

This is ridiculous.

I've got a top six situation on here.

Five to places, five to places,
everybody. Thank you.

I swear, I see it.

That's what I'm saying it is.

Former Sir Staffer Lala will be here.

Where are you?

I'm nervous.

Before you even knew me, you were
calling me a whore to all these people.

a mean girl. Everything is, I heard, I
heard. Because of everything you've

and made up in your head, you really
f***ed with my life a lot. Let me ask

this. So stop.

You've spoken to Shay at all?

I haven't seen him today. Well,

I would have had a prenup if I'd been
marrying Shay, let's be honest.

I had nothing to lose at the time. I
think he's going to be way more

uncomfortable than I'm going to feel. I
have a room of support and friends.

I thought I'm texting another girl.

I can't even look at you right now.

Find your place, please.

Okay, one minute. We're rolling on tape.

It's time.

Okay, guys,

the bitch is back.

Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Vanderpump
Rules Season 5 reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen here in downtown Los
Angeles with the Empress of Sur herself,

Lisa Vanderpump, and the staff of Sur
and some former Sur

staffers. Hi, Lisa.

Hello, Andy.

We normally do this at Sur.

But the group in the show. It's getting
bigger and bigger and bigger. Exactly.

So we had to move out. Look at them. I
mean, we're multiplying. We're breeding,

clearly.

Hey, Schwartz. What's up, Andy?

How you doing? I cried at your vows. Oh,
my God. That means a lot to me. It

really does.

Hey, Katie. Hi.

How's married life?

It's amazing, actually.

Let's see the ring.

They say there's three rings. There's
the engagement ring, there's the wedding

ring, and then there's suffering.

Oh, my God. Bad job. Bad job.

Here we go.

Hi, Stassi. Hi.

I was amazed seeing on Instagram that
you actually went on the honeymoon with

them. I love you guys, too.

Well, yeah, when you get an invitation
to Bora Bora, you don't turn it down.

Hey, Brittany.

Hi, Andy. Before we start, will you make
me a turkey sandwich?

I sure will.

Yeah? Hi, Jack. Hi.

Last year at the reunion, you were fresh
off a felony.

Fresh off a felony, yes.

All clear as that. I'm all clear. You
are sitting next to James, so I want you

to keep your hands to yourself. As of
right now, the record's clear.

Hi, James.

Hello, how are you? Good. Are you
excited to be next to Jax post

Uh, yeah. Why not?

I have to say, the two of you actually,
I mean, you both have clefted chins,

which are both natural.

Yeah, of course. Well, James is, but
Jax, I don't know anything natural about

that face. Is it natural? Moving on.

Hey, Ariana.

Hi. You wore a dress today, no suit.

No, I know.

You look good in a suit. Thank you.
Yeah.

Hey, Tom Sandoval. Hey, how's it going,
Andy? I love the fresh haircut.

Thanks, man. I had to change it up, you
know? I was thinking you might show up

in a cocktail dress or a pencil skirt.

So was I, actually.

I can't even deal with this. Give me my
fucking vodka soda.

You are a pretty boy, but you are a
really pretty girl.

That was all right.

The sunglasses helped. Hey, Sheena. Hi.

I know you've been going through it
lately, big life changes. How are you

Really good.

I love your hair, by the way. Thank you.

New year, I figured I was just going to
start fresh, chop it off, new look, new

man, you know. New man? Yeah.

Okay, more on that later. So the season
starts with a bang because here comes

Jax Taylor. He blabs that he has seen
his girlfriend Brittany and his...

I don't know how to characterize Kristen
to you. Hi, this is our proper hello,

by the way. Oh, my God, did I not say
hello to you? I am so sorry. Hey,

Hi, Andy.

Wow, you know, I kind of miss crazy
Kristen.

She pops up once in a while. I have a
feeling I might see her tonight.

If you're lucky.

Jax, you've seen them en flagrante.

What did you witness?

You know, I was coming back from a late
night. I was working at Sir.

Saw Carter passed out on my couch. I was
like, okay, well, where's everybody

else? So I opened my door.

And Kristen popped up between Brittany
and... The word popped up.

So you just go with it. What did you
say? What did they say?

That's my Kentucky muffin.

Don't you rebut me.

To be honest, after that, there's kind
of like just a lot of screaming going on

back and forth.

You know, Kristen ended up grabbing
Carter and leaving. I went to bed, got

the next morning. There was a little
arguing again. I left, went to Tom's

And I'm like, you're not going to
believe what happened last night.

moment of truth.

Yeah.

Did you go down on Britney? I did not go
down on Britney.

Didn't happen. James, you know Kristen
pretty well. Is she telling the truth? I

honestly believe Jax with this one.

I just think Kristen likes getting with
people while her boyfriend's in the

other room.

Like, you think that's her thing? I
mean, it's her time to talk. Did she do

with you? I did it to Tom. Jack did it
to Tom.

Jack, maybe this is just like a piece of
your own medicine. She did it to

Carter. Don't talk about my boyfriend,
James. Don't even let Carter's name

your world. Carter, Carter, Carter,
Carter.

Brittany, what did happen?

We were just drunk and did a stupid
kiss. That was stupid. And you were

in bed naked.

OK, no, we were not naked. You had
nothing on. Get out of the room. Let me

my clothes back on. Do you have any
remorse about spreading either, at

rumor, or at best,

something very salacious about your
girlfriend whose family is conservative.

You know what? I'm going to live my life
the way I'm going to live my life. I'm

going to talk about what I want to talk
about. If I was to sugarcoat things,

that would not be real. Do you have any
remorse? I guess I was just in shock. I

didn't know what to do. The first thing
I usually do when something's wrong is I

run to these two. So it was just initial
reaction.

Why are you guys rolling around in bed
making out? It was a stupid drunken

And I don't even know how it even
frickin' went down.

It was stupid. I know how it went down.
I saw you. She was going down. She was

going down.

I'm not going to keep up a lie for this
whole time if I'm not telling the truth.

That's not my personality. That's not
what I do. I'm going to close the door

this conversation.

That's a great idea. This summer we saw
Katie and Tom plan their woodsy wedding.

Katie, were you aware of how much went
into planning a wedding before you

started? No.

I planned like... small parties, but
there's so many things to consider.

And let's be honest. I love you, Tom.
Let's be honest. But Katie did 99 .9 %

the wedding. Well, most brides do. Tom,
you kept saying that you could throw a

whole wedding from what Katie spent on
invitations.

What do you think your wedding would
have looked like? I didn't know any

I honestly thought I could.

pulled the whole thing together in a
week for like 10 grand.

And I was horribly mistaken. You're
high. I mean, that is a true statement.

of the most revolting things this season
was Schwartz asking the guy to be his

groomsman over a meal of butt steak
marinated in Schwartz. That was really

good, dude. Jax, how did that butt steak
taste? It tasted good.

I'm not going to lie. It was good.

It went straight from the butt crack
into our mouth.

Dude. What?

What is that? What is that thing in the
butt cheek in the middle? It's your

steak, mother f***er. It was a thick
cut, so you really had to clench your

cheek tightly. That was like a workout.
Because gravity's pulling down on that

hunk of meat. I should try that. Lisa,
these are your servers. I know, right?

The standard is high.

So I want to talk about the bridesmaids.

Bridesmaids! Ooh -ha -ha!

Nice. I thought I'd never hear that
again.

Dotsie, after being in the doghouse with
Katie for so long,

How much did it mean to you to be a
bridesmaid? I don't really think I could

articulate it even.

It made, like, all of those moments this
summer, like, that much more emotional

and that much more important. And I
wanted to cater to her every need the

entire summer because I felt really
grateful.

Katie, when Tom asked for a prenup, Was
that at all a sign to you that he was

having doubts?

Truthfully, no.

It's something that just because I was
so caught up in just the planning that I

didn't think about that or had
considered it. But I think it's just

sort of have that, you know,
relationship or marriage insurance, if

Lisa, what are your thoughts on prenups?
Good business or bad romance?

Well, I... I don't see what they had to
share.

I mean, they were arguing 50 bucks, for
God's sake. Sheena, you went out of your

way to say that you would never get a
prenup. Is that something that you

now? No, I don't regret it. At the time,
it did seem like it would put a slight

damper on how happy we were.

Well, I would have had a prenup if I'd
been marrying Shay, let's be honest.

Why? Because he didn't pull his weight
in the relationship.

So I would have done a prenup with me
getting 99 % and you getting diddly

I had nothing to lose at the time, so
there was, yeah, the future, but I was

looking at a future with him for the
rest of my life, not me and my money.

Coming up, what does that do to a man's
self -esteem to be told that a dick

doesn't work?

She caught me with a haymaker. Because
it's not true. My penis works, Jax. Tell

them.

We are back with the Vanderpump Rules
reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

A few things have changed since we
wrapped.

Jax and Brittany, you moved apartments,
didn't you? We did.

Where did you move?

Well... These are our new neighbors.

Yeah, they're your neighbors.

Not only are we neighbors, we're on the
same floor.

Are you kidding?

That's so mean.

I was so not...

I'm happy about it. I was like, you
know, isn't it a bad idea? And I was

talking about it with Santa Claus. I was
like, dude, just move in there. Who

gives a fuck? I was like, you know what?

I'm doing it. I'm moving in. Did you do
it because it was a bad idea?

Yeah, you're like, this will be fun. I'm
going to fuck with everyone. I said, I

don't want this to be like a dorm
situation.

You know.

Brittany, did Jax consult you about the
move or did he just?

tell you you were moving? Well, Jax kind
of went crazy at our apartment complex

that we lived at before.

So it was kind of like a rush we had to
move out. What does that mean? What

happened?

So we're down there talking about it
because our air conditioning unit

overflowed, ruined a bunch of our carpet
furniture and things like that.

And they weren't working with us. So
Jack has a short temper, a short fuse.

he just started screaming at the people
down at the office. And he had to leave.

And then I would sit there to deal with
it. And it was kind of like move out

papers. You got evicted from your
apartment? No, no. We didn't get

Brittany. We didn't get evicted. I
didn't get evicted. We didn't get

said, you know what? No, we're not
upgrading. We're out of this place.

giving our month's notice right now.
Brittany, let's go. We're out of here.

out the move -out papers that day. Yeah.
So it kind of, it kind of. Very clear

about that. Yeah. It was our decision,
but. It was my decision, but I made it

happen that day. Sounds like it. Okay, I
want to talk about everyone's favorite

DJ, James Kennedy.

James, when the season started, you were
Lisa's star DJ.

How many nights a week were you spinning
at Sur and Pomp? Five nights.

Five nights? Five nights. He was doing a
good job until he screwed up.

Do DJs typically get in so many?

No.

You know, I was definitely in a
different headspace than I am now then,

You've learned how to say no to people
when they come and buy you shots, right?

It's called self -control.

You have zero self -control. Let's not
get this twisted.

Well, James was in such high demand, you
spun at World Dog Day, and you also

were making some pick -up -your -poop
announcements.

That was so funny.

Ladies and gentlemen, just a reminder,
make sure you pick up your poop.

Pick up your dog. Thank you.

That was fun. I had a good time with
that. Jack, what did you think of James'

set list that day? I personally...
Driving him crazy.

I'm feeling he was on repeat every time.

That's annoying me the most. All
original music, I might add. Yeah. Is it

song or like ten songs?

It's my Pump Sessions album and then a
couple singles.

Pump Sessions album.

James, are you texting right now? We
haven't talked about the album once and

upset about it.

You're kidding right now. Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me right now? I was just

asking. Are you kidding me right now?
Oh, my God.

We're talking.

Plug, plug, plug, plug.

Talk about it on the reunion. I'm going
to download it. I'm going to download

it. So World Dog Day, obviously an
important event for you.

And World Dog Day was about celebrating
dogs. It was also inadvertently to draw

attention to the dog torture. And we had
a few people speak about that. But it

was very successful.

I can always mark the start of summer,
Lisa, by the shorts getting shorter, the

days getting longer, and a new Porsche
appearing in front of Sir.

Do you get a new Porsche every year?
Well, I don't want to drive that car

through the winter. Is there winter
here?

Yeah, have you seen the rain we've had
the last two months? So you can't drive

your Porsche in the wetlands of Beverly
Hills in the winter?

Where am I? Then I work hard for it.
Don't knock it, okay? What do you drive

through the summer? I love it.

Katie, what exactly did Tom say to make
you so enraged at the Porsche

dealership? He jumped to the convenient
narrative that, you know, oh, it's the

key to Katie's fault. So whatever I'm
feeling doesn't matter anymore. What

that do to a man's self -esteem to be
told that his dick doesn't work?

It doesn't make you want to run home and
be like, damn, I can't wait to...

See you later. It was out of left field.
I did not see it coming.

She caught me with a haymaker. I didn't
really know how to respond.

It just caught me off guard and I
laughed at it because it's not true. My

works, Jack. Tell them.

Oh, Lord.

Well, I'm glad to hear that your dick
works.

I want to change the subject to
something serious.

The entire Sir community was hit hard on
gay pride.

It happened the morning after the
terrible killing in Orlando.

Talk to me about that. Well, I woke up
that morning and I saw, you know, what

transpired. And we were all very excited
for the day. L .A. Pride is one of the

biggest, if not the biggest day in West
Hollywood.

And when I saw what transpired, I was
just so devastated as an advocate.

the gay community and LGBTQ.

And then something inside of me, I just
went, you know what? F*** it. We're

going to stand strong and we're going to
have courage in the face of adversity.

And I remember as I jumped off the bus
afterwards and I felt I couldn't sit

without addressing everybody in Pump and
thanking them for being united, for

showing unity.

We unite and we stand defiantly in the
face of a heinous act like that.

I was very inspired by that, Lisa. Like,
that really touched me. Like, I just

wanted to be... That was so emotional
with these two. I saw very much the

relationship of how... I fought with
him. I give him the hardest time, and I

enjoy it, and I... And I wanted

to really thank them.

50 people lost their lives?

Yeah. What do we do? We go home and let
them win or we stand strong.

And if they wanted to follow me, that
was up to them. But I didn't blame any

them for going home.

Katie, you chose not to go in. Why?

I mean, it had just been mere hours.

So trying to just wrap my head around
the tragedy that happened and hearing

there was a man.

pulled over and arrested with guns. And
I was like beside myself. I walked to

Katie and Schwartz's house with my dogs.
And I was terrified because, yeah,

there were Hank.

Helicopters. I totally understand that.
But that day was an unbelievable success

because so many people came out that
maybe wouldn't have come out in support

the LGBT community.

And I'm glad I made that decision
because terrorism, that's what we've got

do. And when we're faced with something
like that, we've got to unite and stand

strong. Kristen, what did you think when
you saw Tom taking his shirt off on the

bar?

We see this.

text of like Ariana's ass and Tom
shirtless on the bar. We were just like

home crying and it just, the
juxtaposition of that, we didn't

Katie sent a text message saying like,
I'm sure there's better ways to like

celebrate the day besides pouring shots
on somebody. It was a very naughty text

message.

There's no reason for that. It was a
date. Yeah, that was unnecessary.

It really was.

They're huddled in the apartment trying
to one -up the other one on how sad they

are. I felt like it was us. It was like,
oh, we're here having fun and you guys

are sitting at home. We didn't do that.
So I was like, well, I'm sure there's

other things that we can do to show that
rather than pouring alcohol down

someone's throat. It wasn't about us
having fun. It was about everybody at

having fun.

I'm a straight white.

cisgender person who has a lot of
privilege and I feel like there are

the LGBTQ community who it is an act of
bravery every single day for them and I

felt like I couldn't really call myself
an ally if I didn't really just like

stand there with them. Why wouldn't I
go? What does the Q mean at that?

Questioning. So it's basically I'm the
Q.

Okay, I want to move on.

Former Sir Hostess Lala Kent will be
joining us, as well as... What?

I just knew yesterday she was in New
York.

Well, she's in Los Angeles today. Oh,
she's back.

Yeah. She's got a private jet, though.
When we come back, Lala joins the party

after this.

Back in Los Angeles with the Vanderpump
Rules reunion.

And we're joined by the former Sir
Hostess, La La Ken.

Hi. Great to see you. Good to see you
too.

Love your hair.

Thank you, Poppy.

I like that too.

Did you not used to have a tattoo?

I have a giant one here.

I've got one around my nipple.

With a lion?

A heart.

I have my dog's name.

Heathen on the back. My mom calls me her
little heathen. Wow. All right.

Katie, how did your feud with Lala
start?

I felt that it was unprovoked by me.

The last time I had seen her was at my
engagement party that she kind of more

less acted like a drunken asshole.

Can we wrap it up?

What the are you talking about?

Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.

And then I didn't see her or talk to
her, but she was talking a lot about me,

weight, my relationship, wanting to f***
my fiancé, his dick size,

regretting that she didn't take his top
off more, Katie the blob.

I think...

No sex, Teletubby, whatever you called
me. And before you even knew me, you

calling me a whore and all these people
showing them my profile picture.

If your naked ass is your profile
picture, maybe you booked a job in

it's probably not modeling.

So guess what? You said things about me
before you even knew me. You're a mean

girl.

You're mean.

Lala, I want to talk to you about some
of the things that you've said and find

out why you said them. Okay.

You said Tom Schwartz has a big D.

That's just a fact. How did you know
that? That's public knowledge. How did

know that?

A lot of stuff has come out of this
mouth.

You called Stassi old.

She was 27 at the time.

Did I call her old? Yes.

She said the way Stassi dressed was like
a grandma. Oh, the way she dresses was

grandma. Yes. She went on a podcast
saying that all of us were old husbands,

we're boring, and that you are the star
of the show and the reason why season

four was so successful and we better
watch out.

But also, Stassi, you did say that about
yourself season two, that you were the

star of the show.

I've also had to answer for it. Yeah. So
now it's her turn to answer for it.

Okay. Lala, Katie and Tom were planning
their dream wedding.

You said with...

some authority, Katie and Schwartz will
get divorced.

Why would you say that?

Because I think that will happen. You
do? Yeah. You know us very well, don't

you? And our relationship and the ins
and outs.

Just like you know mine, right?

Watch yourself real quick.

Watch yourself real quick.

Is that a threat?

Why is that your observation? I think
she's just trying to hurt them. I

don't think she can speak from
experience.

I just think marriage is a really long
-term commitment.

I probably don't think that I could make
it. But that's not why you were saying

it. No, I say things to be hurtful
because I feel like I tried so hard with

group. But at the same time, I just
sometimes need people to ease off.

If I come to you and I say, I'm sorry,
if you keep coming at me, I'm going to

get more and more hurt. And I'm not
saying that it's right, but I'm just

why the series of events happened the
way that they did.

Lola, you walked in the third and you
walked out. Look at your attitude as a

badass bitch.

Everyone. No wonder we have an extra
hoochie tonight. It's a freaking joke.

fact that you guys can't sit there and
be like, oh, my God, she's a whore. It's

like it's so weird to me.

Like, it's so odd. I don't get you guys.
Because it was fun for them to hate on

Lala. It was. And you know what? You
hated on her, too, until you did.

Are you out of your mind?

One thing that really bothers me about
all three of you guys.

is that you take no accountability for
all the shit you've said about her. You

act like, oh my gosh, Lala just came up
to me out of nowhere and said this shit.

That never fucking happened. You guys
attacked her first. You did nothing but

trash us on social media. What did you
do? You did the same thing to me. No,

guys did the same bullshit. Why is it
okay for you to do it and then not

expect... A retaliation from somebody.

But we've earned the right to be
assholes to each other. You didn't earn

right. Come on. I want to go back to the
beginning of the season. At that OK

Magazine party, Jax, we saw one of your
signature moves, ripping off the coat.

Come on.

I mean, there's only so much you can
take without, like, having to do

because there's a lot of going back and
forth, and he said, she said, and then

there's, like, you know. Yeah, you
stopped yourself.

Why'd you stop yourself?

Well, I didn't stop myself.

I stopped you. Can Tom answer that
question?

No. I can hold Jack back with one
finger. He's not going to do nothing.

I'm also on probation at the time.

James, you accused Sheena of having
worked under her face. What did you

she had done?

I said nose job at the time.

Which is funny because I literally
Snapchat my face every single day.

So I don't know when I had the time to
recover.

And we've talked about that since. Yeah,
we've talked about it since.

Apologize again.

And I apologize to you as well for
saying that you look pregnant as well.

apologize to Schwartz for saying that to
your fiance.

He did.

Yeah, it was wrong to say. I was
definitely just trying to get a dig in,

know? Yeah.

Lala, what made you say, obviously, some
of us haven't been working on our

summer bodies?

It just came out. I don't know where it
came from. I just... Good Lord. You have

to understand that this is why we don't
want to be friends with you. Why would

anybody want to be friends with somebody
who just called them fat?

Why is it okay for you to say Kristen
and Sheena are anorexic? That's a

disease. That's body shaming.

My intent was to give them a compliment.

Are you kidding?

So you think calling someone anorexic
is... They got it from the table and I

said, let the anorexics go.

Yeah.

The anorexics can go off. And I said,
thank you. Yes, she said, thank you. But

don't. My intent was... I take offense
to that. I did have a problem with that.

Okay, Gina, I had no idea. I take it
very seriously.

I had no idea that that is something.

Well, it does. Have you not heard me
complaining about this for the last

Yes. And then you bit me. Stop
complaining about being skinny. I'm

then I don't have to be skinny. Go to
Taco Bell or something.

It's so easy. I have a fast metabolism.
I'm sorry. I know how to do it.

Schwartz, you seem to let James off
fairly easy for calling your fiancé

pregnant. But you went after Katie for
questioning Tom and Ariana's loyalty.

I was seething at James. I mean, I
wanted to kill him.

But then she started, I feel like she
got off track and she started getting

upset with Ariana and Tom for taking
James and Lala's side. They weren't.

were just trying to figure out what
exactly was happening.

Well, I'm sorry. I was just trying to
process that. Two people who don't know

walked up and called me fat to my face.
Do you understand how hurtful those

words are? Yeah. You don't think I know
what I look like? You don't think I know

that my clothes look the same? You don't
think I know what I'm doing?

It's not up to you to come and throw
that at my face.

Thanks. Do you see how much it hurts,
Katie? Do you see how much it hurts? You

take no responsibility for provoking
this. If I went up and punched somebody.

Yeah, you did.

She did not provoke it at all.

No, you have provoked.

This isn't the first time. It's an
ongoing thing.

I'm talking about it's been an ongoing
thing.

When you first met Lala, you were
constantly giving her shit about

So were you.

No, I did initially right off the bat.

Honestly, but then you did it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, Katie. I'm
always protective of my friends, so I

question anybody that first comes into
our group. Okay, that I did, right?

But I'll tell you what, you went on a
tangent about Lala all last year.

Don't act like you didn't.

Coming up, James, you were with Kristen
to get on the show.

Oh!

Shut up, Stassi. Look at you. You came
crawling back from New York.

Please, please.

So stop it.

Well, Lisa, I think the unsung heroes of
Zur are your chefs, Christian and

Guillermo. They're like our answer to
Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet.

of reason. I know they have opinions
about all of you, so I raided the

Los Cocineros.

Hola. ¿Qué tal? ¿Cómo estás? ¿Cómo
estamos?

¿Cómo estamos?

Hola. ¿Todo bien?

Tengo preguntas.

Sí. ¿Quién es la más guapa de Sir?

Katie. Katie? Yeah.

Ah. She's beautiful.

Beautiful. Interesante.

It's a hot woman.

¿Qué piensas de Lala?

Es una mujer muy atractiva. Oh, major.

Yeah.

¿Y Kristen?

Oh, Kristen es un poco loca, pero...
Crazy?

El restaurante ha mejorado cuando ella
se fue.

What do you know about Kristen and
Britney?

Once we found out that Kristen was with
Britney, I don't know, that they were

doing sexual things.

Do you think it's true about Britney and
Kristen?

Suddenly, who knows?

I think so.

Because they're very crazy and they can
do crazy things.

But Britney and Jax, is it good or bad?

No, Jax is not good for them.

Jax is not good for them.

And no, because he has a lot of women.

But Britney is very nice, right? I love
her. You love her? Yeah.

She has a big booty.

Yes.

They love you.

I want to switch gears for a sec.

James, are you still dating Raquel
exclusively? Yeah, I'm madly in love

her, yeah. And you've been together for
how long? A year now.

James, Gigi is a hostess at Sur who
started saying that you had had sex with

while you were dating Raquel.

I didn't hook up with you, ever. James,
you are actually a fucking psychopath.

Did you sleep with Gigi? No.

Slept with Gigi.

Thanks again, Kristen, for your input.

You're welcome.

I've heard from someone who was close to
Gigi for a short period of time that

she said she would fight or f*** anyone
to get in this group. She said it to me.

What? That doesn't mean she didn't have
sex with him, though. You know what? I

believed that she had slept with him up
until she said that same thing. I'll

f***ing become friends with whoever I
need to.

What is this bitch? I need to go after
her now. I wouldn't even waste your

James, Ellie told Sheena that she had
slept with you while you were dating

Raquel. I did, um, sleep with him in
March.

James?

March, 8 .44 a .m. Uh, and she showed a
dated picture with a date stamp

on it. The first thing he said was that
she photoshopped a time stamp. That was

the first his first time. No, no, that's
not the first thing I said, darling. I

said that could have been a...

Whatever. There's apps to change your
whole face nowadays.

That's a lot of work. No, it ain't. No,
it ain't.

But normally, if a girl brings it to the
forefront and she says she's slept with

somebody, I mean, what's her motivation?
I believe that she has slept with that

person. Girls say that about
celebrities.

I'm not talking about myself.

Girls say that about celebrities all the
time.

All the time. Just to be clear. James,
come on.

I have known Ellie a long time. Yeah, I
used to sleep with her. We've had

relations before.

There you go.

She's a very honest girl.

Is she really?

Yes, she is. Does anyone here believe
that James did not sleep with Gigi or

Ellie?

Don't rush to raise your hand. We're
not.

I mean, James is not the most popular
-liked guy, so I don't know why anyone

would make up that they slept with him
if they really didn't. I'm just saying,

don't see why she would make it up.

Let's have Dodie conduct an independent
investigation.

Yes, yeah, let's put Dodie on it. At the
end of the day, I love Raquel more than

anything in the world, and I could give
a f*** less what any of you lot sitting

down think.

I've never been in a happier
relationship in my life.

Happier than you and Kristen?

Oh, my God. That was the most toxic,
negative thing ever. But at the end of

day, I don't want to go into that. I had
my reasons.

It did get you on a show, though.

Yeah, it did, mate.

It got him on a show.

Listen, listen, to be honest, I was
getting on the show regardless because I

either going to move in with him or
start banging his ex -girlfriend. We

getting ready to move in together and
she started f***ing him. Right. Another

one of my friends.

Well, there's three guys on this side of
the room and she's banged all of us.

So, I mean... I'm the only guy that
hasn't had sex with Kristen? No,

hasn't. Okay.

James, you were with Kristen to get on
the show?

I don't know. James, you're like... GG.

Oh, shut up, Stassi. Look at you. You
came crawling back from New York.

Please, please.

So stop it.

But I'll never come back.

One year.

It's funny today.

She's sweating here. I said I wasn't
going to drink it today.

Have you been drinking?

No, not yet. Not yet.

Guys, Kyle and Jack's my best friends
today.

Guys,

we are building bridges.

Oh, my God.

Coming up, Ariana, can you give me your
Stassi impression again? Seriously?

Seriously? I would tell myself.

We are back with the gang from
Vanderpump Rules.

Lisa, you seem to have a soft spot for
Lala. I do. What do you see in her?

Because I see she's got this kind of
hard exterior, and she puts on this big

gangster image, and that's really not
who she is. She was a great hostess in

terms of just her likability on the
front desk and how she made people feel.

got a lot of compliments for her. You
know that...

The time that, Lisa, you asked me to
kind of get everybody together in the

alley, I was hoping that maybe that
would be a time when other people would

to see that. And I thought it was a good
idea to get everything out in the open.

There are some things that have been
going around, you know, all the married

rumors. And this is my theory, like,
from the get -go with you, is that I

don't trust you. Well, yeah, I was
trying to cover up dating the guy I have

because I just didn't want to talk about
it.

I'm dropping.

Anything I've been talking about you. So
I will apologize for anything I've said

about you that was untrue. Did you
really think you owed her an apology?

If I was spreading a rumor about things
that weren't true, I absolutely felt

sorry for that. That was a crock of shit
because you did think they were true,

so you weren't really sorry. If what I
said was true, then... But after that

go, but I'm not really sorry because I
know it. Yeah, because I'm getting so

much for you guys for saying sorry.

No. Yeah.

Come on, own your shit. Own your shit.

Because you thought it was true. So
don't blame it on Katie Stassi and I.

just saying. Just like we own ours.
Katie, when Sheena apologized, you were

there. Yeah. In the moment. And I was
like, what the hell is going on? Well,

seemed kind of okay. But once Stassi
showed she was upset.

You started rage texting Sheena. Do you
see how people could think that you

sometimes follow Stassi's lead?

I can see how people could think that
sometimes.

So I am responsible for my actions, not
her. Stassi, you were really incensed by

Sheena's apology.

Yeah, I was.

Because prior to that, everything that
we had spoken about was the opposite.

then it's like the second the heat gets
on her, then she all of a sudden.

Cowards and that happens. Oh, I don't do
that. I do not do that. Are you kidding

human beings? You know anything about
that? I was afraid of you guys being

fucking mean to me. If I'm nice, let me
speak.

If I'm nice to Lala, you would not be my
friend. That is bullshit.

You literally said anybody who's friends
with her is dead to me. They're dead?

And that's a wonderful quality to try
and get along with everyone But it

work for you guys if I get along with
someone number one stop saying you guys

what it seems like When we have when we
have conversations, you know, we try to

be honest about our feelings

Herself into the victim and so then I am
apologizing what I know Katie

you

went and told Stassi that basically
Sheena was like Kissing Lala's ass,

apologizing profusely, like, all these
exaggerations of what actually was said.

Instead of checking with Tina, like,
what happened on her side, you just

literally took it upon yourself to have
an opinion. We were there, and we tried.

No, I'm talking about with Stassi.
Stassi talked to you, and then we

tried to have a conversation with Stassi
about what happened and to tell your

side of the story, and you literally
just, like, flipped the fuck out.

was hammered. N -A -S.

Lala isn't somebody that has ever been.
You won't even let anybody finish. You

won't even let us finish. Okay, I'm
going to be quiet, and I'm going to let

everybody talk. You're so emotional,
Stassi. You're so emotional, and I don't

know how to have a conversation with
someone. Then don't have a conversation

with me, and I'll just, like, walk off.

Well, I mean, like, can't we just talk
about it, like, normally? Why are you

just getting so heated?

Gina and Ariana suck.

Katie, I sat there trying to defend you,
and they suck.

Ariana, can you give me your Stassi
impression again?

Seriously?

Seriously? I would fucking kill myself.

Sheena, were you nervous going into the
pool party knowing Katie and Stassi were

so mad? Yeah, and I mean, I'm not saying
this to be a bitch. It's just the

truth. They make me nervous. You guys,
honestly, I get nervous around you, too.

Me, too. What wrong little thing is
going to get said that is literally

start an eruption of chaos for the rest
of the night? I know that Sheena feels

that way, but everyone else, like...

No one talks or sees you.

Yeah, I know, but from an outside
perspective, I feel like Stassi's all of

bosses.

Stassi's your boss, Christian.

You feel like Stassi's the boss? Yeah, I
feel like Stassi, you're the boss.

She's your boss. That's a tired
narrative.

No,

Brittany doesn't care. She's nice to
everybody because she's her own.

woman no that's not true that's not true
that's not true that's what she thinks

the problem is that this whole summer
katie was emotionally vulnerable she was

under a lot of stress and instead of
like being her voice of reason you guys

enabled this like negative behavior that
she had i'm so sorry that i didn't

handle every situation that katie had
properly dot the at the party you told

sheena to stand up for something like
stand up for something

I'm standing up for something. I am. I'm
standing up for myself, saying that I'm

done. You're supposed to be our best
friends. I thought we had the same

on something. Why do you have to have
the same opinions? We don't have to.

not about the fact that we have to. It's
the fact that all of a sudden she was

acting like somebody different. No,

it's not. It's the opposite.

Did you see that? Did you just see that?
That was amazing.

I'm in the twilight zone right now. Just
the three of them all said the same

thing at once. Because we do it all the
time.

We do it all the time.

We'll be back in a minute.

Coming up. I'm upset about this because
you guys have been very deaf to her. And

everybody has seen it. I've seen it
firsthand.

You know, Brittany, you have remained
Switzerland in this whole organization.

Yeah, and that's okay, but I can't do
it. And I'm curious, what's your view on

the idea that Sheena can't go against
this group?

Sheena is my closest friend that I have
here. Me and her have been super close

ever since I moved here. So it's just,
she has confided in me in so much. There

was times whenever I know that she
really did feel like she was being

on. Stop being a bitch.

Stop being an asshole. I'm done
gossiping about her. I'm done talking

The only reason I'm angry about Lala is
because of your mouth.

It's just really hard for me. I'm upset
about this because you guys have been

very up to her. And everybody has seen
it. I've seen it firsthand.

Lala, you don't.

I don't know why it's so hard for you.
If this is your friend and she says,

hurt me, why is it so hard for you to be
like, girl, we're friends. I'm sorry

that I made you feel that way. Even if
you don't agree, not once have I seen

of you guys back down and be like,
that's my friend.

Like, I understand. I mishandled my
feelings and emotions back then, 100%.

I mismanaged my feelings a lot this
summer. When you came and apologized to

about calling me flat or whatever and
the other things, I was not emotionally

prepared to accept your apology. I was
still, like, those words were hurtful.

But you still threw down my, at me. You
go, well, you are a whore. Like, do you

realize how mean that is?

I'm trying to, I'm trying to apologize.

Okay, I would love that.

I don't like to fling insults like
calling people whores and all of that.

was an ugly moment for me to watch.

I 100 % apologize for saying that
because I was very stubborn this summer,

especially towards you. I have been for
a long time because of things you said

about him because we weren't in a good
place.

I was in a good place with myself, with
my own body image, and you didn't know

that because we didn't have a
friendship, we weren't close, and so I

you.

I know you're going to talk about my
relationship, but I'm going to talk

yours. I mean, that is what I was doing,
and that's not excusable. That's not

okay. I cannot justify the things I
said, but I do apologize for them.

It's okay. Don't let the lashes come
off. It's okay.

Go on.

I've waited a long time just to have
just one of them say, you know, like,

sorry for hurting your feelings. And you
have no idea. I did mean that apology

that day. And I totally get it. You
weren't ready to accept it. But my mouth

vicious. And it's something that I have
to work on on a day -to -day because

when my feelings get hurt, it's like I
will go for the jugular. And right

I'm like, you can't comment. You guys
are a lot more alike than you realize.

I was just thinking that.

So that means the world to me. And I do
not hate you in any way of the word.

Yeah, well, thank you. That's awesome.
Yeah.

Okay, I feel like you made a little
headway here. Yeah.

Next week, it's part two of the
Vanderpump Rules reunion.

Why not make him happy by letting him
give you a big fat rake? My life. I

actually do, too. And I will do what I
want.

I'll hold back. Well, you gotta let me
talk. Oh, sorry.

You only think about having sex with
girls.

You're easy to manipulate.

I'm speaking.

How dare you?

Every single person in here has made a
comment about your drinking.

Anyway, that is really foul.

If everybody could just not come up to
me and start a fight with me, then maybe

I wouldn't have to tell you that I don't
give a fuck about you. You just think

the worst of me in every single
situation. You keep giving me

Stassi.

I don't want to beat around the bush.
Were you dating a married man? I'm not

answering that question.

Because he's married? It's done.

Do not fuck with my relationship, bitch.
Fall the fuck back.

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