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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,340 --> 00:00:06,960 Previously, this season on Vanderpump Rules... These lovers bestow a request 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:13,440 ordain their forthcoming nuptial... I did not ask Ariana to be a prizeman for 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,299 f***ing reason. 4 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:16,160 I think I want you to officially be a groomsman. 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,420 I'm also sitting here with someone pretending that they haven't had a 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,420 boyfriend. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,540 Lala, you knew him for about five minutes. 8 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:26,040 You said something about her too, though. You saying that is defending her 9 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,640 there. I don't really give a f***. 10 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:30,580 Everything was okay in Sheena Shalem? 11 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,880 Um, she's my date tonight. 12 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,420 My husband's in the studio. 13 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,640 Nothing else to do. She was in the studio all night. Last night, texting 14 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,360 Hey, it's 3 a .m. You okay? 15 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,940 It scares me. 16 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:43,280 I think he's working really hard on something, but I don't think it's their 17 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,340 relationship. He doesn't come home at night. I'm sure. 18 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,660 What about you? Are you going to marry him? 19 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,960 No. 20 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,520 Check back with me in five years' time. You don't want to work? That's fine. But 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,380 when I come home, I like to have a sandwich. You've taken her out of 22 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,440 You've taken her away from all of her family. 23 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,320 When you're dating a girl from the South, they expect you to have kids and 24 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,680 marriage by 22 years old. 25 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:07,180 What about if we did a new young restaurant and had a couple of young 26 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,840 Cheers to marriage being the best new thing in my life. Oh, my God. 27 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,140 Talk to me in a year. 28 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,460 I have to deal with her going to the f***ing dark side. 29 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,470 I wish Katie was the guy. I wish Katie was... Seriously, the way you've been 30 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:26,710 behaving lately, I'm concerned of taking the responsibility to ordain a 31 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,690 marriage. So we were going to be unflappable, and we were so flappable. 32 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,070 We'll not be affable anymore. 33 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:39,630 No. For the casing, I am happy and honored now to officiate 34 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:43,990 your wedding. Aw. Yeah. Me and Jackson wanted to give you your wedding present 35 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:44,990 little early. 36 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,200 Oh my god. 37 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,020 Wait, wait. You can't have a wedding without your brother here. Come on now. 38 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:54,890 You're going to make me cry. 39 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,190 Let's try not to cry just yet. 40 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:02,590 Look at it. I can't do that. 41 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,550 Oh, puppies. 42 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:16,810 Please stand. 43 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,360 I mean, 44 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,240 I knew she was going to look good. 45 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,200 I just didn't know she would look this good. 46 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:57,300 Friends, family and loved ones, I want to welcome all of you today to celebrate 47 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:02,620 one of life's greatest moments. We are all here tonight united by the love of 48 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,220 Katie and Schwartzy. 49 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:10,560 Now, being married for over 34 years, I have some suggestions for the two of 50 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,560 you. 51 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,800 Run. 52 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:19,420 You are never too old to hold hands. And it's important that you say I love you 53 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:20,420 at least once. 54 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:31,750 support each other when difficult decisions must be made, and respect each 55 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,390 and each other's opinions. 56 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:39,050 This is the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen, and seeing Katie and Schwartz 57 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:43,390 so in love and happy, just everything about it is perfect. 58 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:47,210 Tom? Yeah? Papa, would you like to say your vows? 59 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:48,410 Yeah. 60 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:54,370 Actually, you know what? I don't think I'll do this. I don't think I'll do 61 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,900 Actually, I do need them. 62 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,060 Okay. 63 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:08,240 Oh, man. So moving west to pursue my dreams was one of the most exciting 64 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:13,680 decisions of my life. But with a fledgling bank account and a leaky air 65 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,840 mattress, I had resigned to being L .A.'s least eligible bachelor. 66 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:23,340 But with my spirit high and my mojo low, I was introduced to Katie Maloney. 67 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:26,440 Yeah, Kristen Doty. Shout out to Kristen Doty. 68 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,620 When I introduced them, Tom literally would chase her. And he would just like 69 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:33,020 text me and he's like, I don't know if she likes me and I don't know. 70 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:35,300 I'm afraid she won't date me and all this. 71 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,760 And I'm like, you were obsessed with her. 72 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:43,540 And I've been told that romance in L .A. was fleeting and often short -lived, 73 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:47,300 often lasting only one night, according to my roommate, Jax Taylor. 74 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:50,960 It has been. 75 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:55,010 A roller coaster of a relationship, highs and lows. 76 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:59,290 But six years later, I honestly can't imagine not waking up to you every 77 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:00,290 morning. 78 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:09,530 We almost became like another relationship, another 79 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:13,610 failed romance in La La Land. But we persevered and we worked really hard. 80 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:18,190 And I feel like we practically had to tear down our relationship and rebuild. 81 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:27,260 But I stand here today in this moment before my dream girl, my beautiful bride 82 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:30,840 -to -be, before my friends and family who I love dearly, I really do. 83 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,420 I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart that I've never loved you more 84 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:37,660 than the snow marine here. 85 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,560 And, yeah. 86 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:49,620 All I can think of is how much I love Schwartz, how much I love Katie. 87 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:51,270 How much do I love love? 88 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:52,990 Oh, Tom. 89 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,010 Hi. My bubble up. Hi. 90 00:06:55,590 --> 00:07:01,170 Six years ago, I met you, and I knew from that minute that you were put on 91 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,390 planet for me. Oh. 92 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:07,750 And when you met my family and you treated them like they were your own, 93 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,890 when I knew that I had to marry you. 94 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,890 Old tomato or no old tomato. 95 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:18,970 In six years, it's been a lot of love, a lot of laughter, a lot of tears. 96 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:23,660 At times, I definitely thought my world would end because I can't imagine my 97 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,700 world without you in it. 98 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:29,840 And I didn't want to know what that was like, but we did persevere together. 99 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:33,960 And because of that, it's shown me that some of life's biggest challenges that 100 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,660 are to come, that we will be able to do them together because it is our 101 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:39,900 commitment to one another and our love that has carried us through. 102 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,640 I can't wait for the rest of my life with you. 103 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:51,380 I'm not crying. 104 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,400 Santa balls to cry or not me. 105 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,580 Tom, please place the ring on Katie's finger. 106 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,700 This ring is not on a string. 107 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,100 I know it's not the engagement ring that you deserve. 108 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:11,160 Putting a ring on a string and putting it around the next thing I love you, I 109 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:15,180 want to be committed to you. It's not really what a girl pushing 30 wants to 110 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:17,900 hear. This is the real deal. 111 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:24,360 This is my happy ending. I, Katie, take thee, Tom. I, Katie, take thee, Tom. To 112 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,360 be my husband. 113 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,440 To be my husband. 114 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,160 In sickness and health. 115 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,580 In sickness and health. 116 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,040 For richer and richer. 117 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,460 For richer and richer. 118 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:39,059 Tom, do you take Katie to be your wife? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish 119 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:44,900 and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her forevermore? 120 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,480 I do. 121 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:53,380 Katie, do you take Tom to be your husband? Do you promise to love, 122 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:55,060 protect him forevermore? 123 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:56,860 I do. 124 00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:03,540 Katie and Tom, it is with a full heart and much pride and love that I now 125 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:05,980 pronounce you husband and wife. 126 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:25,260 Check that out. It is my pleasure to introduce you to Mr. 127 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,119 and Mrs. 128 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,120 Schwartz. 129 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:33,180 I did it. 130 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,660 Got married. 131 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,120 Feels good. 132 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:43,260 Coming up. 133 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,400 Listen, I don't think things are going well for us anymore. 134 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:12,210 We've had many, many restaurants, and I haven't seen many groups of people like 135 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:13,210 this group. 136 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:19,270 They fight each other, even sleep with each other sometimes, and they all have 137 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:23,910 fantastic way of working things out. None of it makes any sense to me, but it 138 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:25,050 sure makes sense to them. 139 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:30,530 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, for the first time in Hudson White, Tom and 140 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,530 Katie! 141 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:38,170 The Schwartzes have arrived. 142 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:57,100 People used to think that Jax and I were the glue that held this group together. 143 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,820 But really, Katie and Schwartz hold this group together. 144 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,660 Jax and I were just the glue that everybody sniffed. 145 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:39,920 Who doesn't think about getting married when they're at someone else's wedding? 146 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:45,080 Of course, I'm like picturing, what do I want? Is it going to happen? When is it 147 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,079 going to happen? 148 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,820 I'm ready for Carter to put a real one on it so I can stop wearing my fake 149 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,820 engagement ring. 150 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,200 I think I want that salmon. 151 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,140 Thank you very much. 152 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:19,500 I feel like I'm the master at 153 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,419 serving Lisa. 154 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:21,880 I've served her hundreds of dinners. 155 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,100 What's one more? 156 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,860 Can I do chicken macadam and salmon? I have to give her butter. 157 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,060 There we go. Me and Peter together forever. 158 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:31,420 Oh, Jesus. 159 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,040 Hell yeah. What? 160 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:38,740 Oh, yeah. 161 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:42,460 I just felt like I wanted to get you a little bit of everything. 162 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,160 Thank you, Stassi. You're very welcome. 163 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600 No, 164 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,380 no, I was with her the entire time. 165 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,140 Dude, I already ripped the pants right in the crotch. Look at that. I need some 166 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:57,759 dick room. 167 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,740 So these came like this, and then I said, I need you to put in like an extra 168 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:05,420 panel of like the dick room. You know what I mean? Yeah, dude. 169 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,960 Lisa, hey, I want to tell you real quick. 170 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,280 Come here. 171 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:17,440 Lisa, today was amazing. You did so well today. Thank you. I adore them both. I 172 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,220 hope that they have the strength to fight for. 173 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,880 You know, their relationship. 174 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,520 What about you? You want to marry Ariana, don't you? I know you do. 175 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:26,820 What are you going to do? 176 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:27,960 Well, I've never asked her. 177 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,220 You've never asked her? 178 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,680 No. How do you know she's definitely going to say no? 179 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,240 I was actually like Ariana when I was younger. I didn't want to get married or 180 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,240 have children, but then things change, and it certainly turned out to be the 181 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,240 best thing I ever did. 182 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,280 It's time for you guys, though, to grow up, though, isn't it? 183 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,820 You've been the best bartender we've ever had. 184 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,930 Thank you, Lisa. Maybe you have. We've got new premises and I normally don't 185 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:57,630 like having partners because in the 33 restaurants we've had we've only done it 186 00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:58,589 once. 187 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:01,430 But maybe you could think about that. 188 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,610 Partnering up with you? 189 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,330 What? 190 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:09,610 That would be a time for you to take another step. 191 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,150 I don't even know what to say. 192 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,230 You don't have to say anything. Just think about it. 193 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:19,120 For Lisa Vanderpump to look at me as more than a bartender that works for 194 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,620 but actually a potential business partner. 195 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,420 Hold on, I'm going to go feed the boys. 196 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:30,580 So in Denmark, we have a tradition that when the groom leaves his bride, all the 197 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,120 men can come up and kiss the bride. 198 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:41,480 I have a new... 199 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,360 appreciation for Danish tradition. 200 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:48,400 You guys 201 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,420 hear me good? 202 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,060 Everybody, yes. 203 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,280 All right, Tommy. 204 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,200 What's up, Billy? I love you. I love you too, bro. You're a great brother and a 205 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:01,859 good man. 206 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:05,060 Thank you. I think you and Katie will have beautiful kids together. Because 207 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,840 know why? Because you guys are both beautiful. 208 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,660 I love you, man. I love you too, dude. 209 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,570 Thanks, Billy. 210 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:19,030 I just want to say I'm blessed to be in the presence of all you fine 211 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:23,170 individuals. Tom Sandoval, didn't happen without you, sir. Oh, dude, yeah. 212 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,490 And Jack. 213 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:28,170 And also I want to say God bless Katie and Tommy. I love you guys. 214 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:36,990 Jack and Sandoval surprising me by bringing my brothers to my wedding is 215 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,960 best. wedding gift I could have ever asked for. 216 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640 Oh, Billy, wait. 217 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,660 I'm not going to embarrass anyone. Don't worry. 218 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,140 Hey, Billy. You already went. 219 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,240 Are you the third one? I already spoke. Where's the third one? Where's the third 220 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,640 one? For some people, one speech is enough. 221 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:57,020 For other people, like my brother Billy, I just wish the best for Tom. 222 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,300 You're a cool -ass motherfucker. 223 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,220 Tom's the pimp, all right? 224 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,440 No, that's the wrong term. 225 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,880 Billy, come here and hug me. It's what he used to be. 226 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:19,870 You know, I'm just not really a fan of Schwartz. Like, I don't know, he just 227 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,050 rubbed me the wrong way. 228 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,170 Said nobody ever. 229 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:31,970 I've never met a single person who spent two seconds with you that doesn't 230 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,190 fucking love you, man. 231 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,450 You're an amazing guy, dude. 232 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,360 I guess let's share this with Tom and Katie. 233 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,360 Yeah! Thanks, Tom. 234 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,740 Thanks, dude. 235 00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,260 We love each other so much. 236 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:50,460 Katie and Schwartz are the most generous couple. They've taken care of me a 237 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,460 million times. 238 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:58,780 It's been a very special thing 239 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:02,540 to be able to watch two best friends commit their lives to each other. 240 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,200 That's really f***ing cool. 241 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:12,560 If you would have told me two years ago that Stassi Schroeder 242 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,200 would be at our wedding giving a toast, I would have told you you're out of your 243 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200 f***ing mind. 244 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,599 What's up, Stassi? 245 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:22,920 But now our wedding would feel incomplete without her. 246 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,700 You guys, thank you for the f***ing awesome speeches. 247 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,800 I love you. 248 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,740 Thank you, everyone. 249 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,680 Hi, we're partying. Let's party. 250 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,880 Yes. All right, guys. 251 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,980 Harbor Party calls themselves a yacht rock band. I don't know if it's because 252 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,460 this is the type of music you would listen to on a yacht or just because 253 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,720 like to dress up as if they're on a boat. 254 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,180 It's just music you can dance to for every generation. 255 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,560 What more do you need? 256 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,560 It's about dance time. It's a party all night. 257 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,800 Hey, 258 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,120 bow tie is going off. 259 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400 It smells so good. 260 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,020 Hot. 261 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,620 Are you having fun? 262 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:26,700 Listen, I don't think things are going well for us anymore. 263 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,720 Huh? I'm just going to say it. 264 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,419 Coming up. 265 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:40,160 Never vote anyone worthy of reproducing with. What are you saying? 266 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,450 Can you get married? 267 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:52,070 I 268 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:59,030 don't think 269 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,550 things are going well for us anymore. 270 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,130 Huh? I just don't think things are going well with us anymore. 271 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:10,370 I love you as a person, but I just think... 272 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,340 I'm kidding. 273 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,360 Oh, my God. I was about to smack you. I couldn't even do it. It hurt my feelings 274 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,360 to even say it. 275 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,560 I'm sorry. Don't do that to me ever. Okay, I love you. 276 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:24,580 He was this close to getting his dick chopped off and fed to the chicken. 277 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,420 You had me tearing up, Dad. 278 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,140 Oh, sweetheart, you know there's nothing that would ever happen. 279 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:35,000 That being said, I want you to know marriage for us is going to happen. 280 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,080 Now it's just a matter of when, how, whatever. 281 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,350 But I just want you to know that there is... There is light at the end of the 282 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,070 tunnel. You mean the world to me, and I love you more than anything. 283 00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,370 You're making me cry. 284 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,470 No, I don't want to make you cry. 285 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:52,150 I just want to let you know that I love you to death. 286 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:56,510 I love Brittany very much, and if I'm going to get married, it's definitely 287 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:59,470 going to be her. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me, and when the 288 00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:01,210 time comes, she'll be the one. 289 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,770 All right, let's go dance with everybody. Okay. 290 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,330 Baby. When? Oh, my God. A couple of years. 291 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,570 Get everything in order. 292 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:23,930 You can't be a pregnant waitress. 293 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,210 I love weddings. 294 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:27,730 I have one. 295 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,350 I just girl party without being married. You can wear it through and Tom can 296 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,830 wear the dress. I mean, he kills it in a dress. 297 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:37,970 Put him earlier today. We ever got married? Can I wear this to you? And he 298 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,350 wait, does that mean I have to wear a dress? 299 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,050 And in there's the chance. 300 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,410 Well, I'm saying there's a chance. 301 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:45,870 I'll be back. 302 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:51,890 That was everything. 303 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:53,470 That was everything. 304 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:55,330 The mosquito just blew my nose. 305 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:56,670 Oh, no. 306 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,850 He's gone. Yeah, he's gone. I could feel his little legs in my, like, nostril. 307 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:08,670 So I have to tell you something. 308 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:14,110 Lisa, she just bought a play, and she wants to be part of it. 309 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:18,130 I know, right? 310 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,640 So cool. She just told me. I didn't even know what to say. 311 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120 Oh, my God. 312 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,540 I've been a bartender for 10 years. 313 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,120 I've always wanted to open up my own bar. 314 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:34,200 It's really cool to see Tom actually have something in his future outside of 315 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,200 being a sir. 316 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,940 I mean, Lisa and Ken, they've been together for what? 317 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,960 Longer than you've been alive. Exactly. Longer than I've been alive. 318 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,340 And look at them. They're, like, they're always so happy. They're always so 319 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:49,340 supportive. Their priority is always each other. I think of you the same way. 320 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:56,720 But, like, I've never felt anyone worthy of reproducing with. You know what I 321 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,060 mean? Like, having a kid with. 322 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:01,020 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 323 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,220 What are you saying? 324 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,960 Until I met you, like, I never really. 325 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,280 Kids was, like, so 20 years from now. 326 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:15,460 I imagine myself being a dad one day. I would love to have a little Tom or 327 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,840 Ariana running around. 328 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,460 I'd love that little rug rat. 329 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:24,740 Listen, I'm not going to propose to you, so don't think that. 330 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:29,200 I would never think that you would be so tacky as to propose to anyone at 331 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,200 someone else's wedding. 332 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,140 But, like, I got to be real. 333 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,700 Can you get married at some point? 334 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,400 I don't. 335 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:47,150 I just love Tom so much, but I don't know if I want to get married. And what 336 00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:52,570 says to me is not changing my mind, but I'm not going to shoot him down. Not 337 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:53,570 right now, at least. 338 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,090 I don't know what's wrong with me. 339 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:57,410 Nothing wrong with you. 340 00:22:59,590 --> 00:23:02,090 How do you feel about Kate? Can we do Kate? 341 00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:03,970 Tom! What do I do? 342 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:07,300 We're going to cut the bottom layer together. Hey, Troy, can you fix my 343 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,319 The bottom? 344 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,140 Wait, no, Tom, the bottom layer. I think every wedding I've ever done, they go 345 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,140 like this. 346 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:21,500 Not on the shirt. 347 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,719 Not on the shirt. 348 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720 Lick it up right up. 349 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,520 I don't like what I don't like. I'm not a nose guy. 350 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,540 It's your wedding day. You lick it off, whether you're a nose guy or not. 351 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:31,780 Don't put it in my face. 352 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,260 Me personally I would have stuck her foot in the cake 353 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,300 Let's just test it. 354 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:11,700 I really don't know where Shay is. 355 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,140 I've barely seen him since the ceremony. 356 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,420 He's just MIA. 357 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,960 So did you think about what I said? 358 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:22,660 First of all, I'm just so honored. I don't want you to be honored. I think 359 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:27,260 you could do a great job. I know I would. What I was thinking is a bar and 360 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:31,660 restaurant always needs a great face and somebody who's lovable and amenable. 361 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,860 So what about... 362 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,180 Schwartzy could be like the face of it. 363 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,400 I mean, he would love it. I would love it too. 364 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,660 When I make Yemo, I literally said to him, do you want to be partners? 365 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,480 He's got this likability. 366 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,400 And Schwartzy has that same joie de vivre. 367 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:54,380 As a front man, Schwartzy would do a great job. 368 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,900 And then you could deal with all the crap that I've had to deal with. You 369 00:24:58,900 --> 00:24:59,900 what we'd call it? 370 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,280 What? Tom Tom. What? 371 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,520 You think that'd be the funniest thing? Are you kidding me? 372 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,840 Don't you think? Lisa! It would be so much fun. 373 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,080 Tom, Tom! 374 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,640 What? What? Come here. Probably not sober. 375 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:16,100 You do not look like you have a... Yeah. 376 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,300 That was the first time I've only kissed you on one cheek. 377 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,060 I like the one cheek. It's more of a Miami thing. How are you doing? 378 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,299 I feel good. 379 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:23,900 I'm buzzed, but I'm not drunk. 380 00:25:24,909 --> 00:25:28,790 Talking about something, this is going to be a surprise to you. We've taken on 381 00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:31,230 another premises just around the corner from Sir. 382 00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:36,910 And we were talking to Tom about asking him to get involved as a partner with 383 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:40,150 us. You give him an inch, he's going to take. He's going to wait. 384 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:44,470 Not about me. Listen, it's about you. Oh, me? 385 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:47,390 Maybe both of you. You don't want me behind the bar, right? 386 00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:51,590 No. No. Definitely not. A bar always needs a place. 387 00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:57,870 Someone to greet them and we were thinking of calling it Tom Tom What? 388 00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:04,510 Coming up you don't want any new friends. I'm saying I'm doing the best 389 00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:07,550 can we all are I really am doing the best that I can 390 00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:14,430 So glad we 391 00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:15,430 did 392 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:23,200 A bar always needs a place, and we were thinking of calling it Tom Tom. 393 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,960 What? 394 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,440 No, I can't. 395 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,140 Are you serious? I can't let you do that. If it fails, it's on us. Listen, 396 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:35,200 never done anything that fails, and we're not going to do that now. Yeah, 397 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,560 exactly. There's too much pressure on me. No, Schwartz, stop for a second. 398 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,540 like one little whiff of responsibility, and he's just like... No. 399 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:47,360 Listen, you just enjoy your wedding. I'm going back to L .A. tomorrow morning, 400 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,540 and we can talk later, okay? 401 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:53,520 Schwartzy is allergic to commitment, so the fact that we've got one big 402 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,240 commitment today, and that being Katie, I don't want to push it. But I'm serious 403 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,560 about it, and you know me. 404 00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:01,740 You have a great sense of humor when it comes to business. You don't joke about 405 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:02,740 it. All right, I'll see you guys later. 406 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,800 Okay, bye, Lisa. 407 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,500 Give me more beer. 408 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,660 Let me ask you something. 409 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,680 So, are you busy in, like, three months? 410 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:15,560 Because if not, maybe you want to open up a f***ing bar with Lisa Vanderpump 411 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,220 called Tom Tom. 412 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,460 My God. 413 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,960 I should just stop overthinking it and say yes. Exactly. 414 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,600 I'll kick your ass. 415 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,500 Why don't you ever include me in your Snapchat? 416 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,680 Oh, my phone died. 417 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,060 People think I'm annoying, but if you're going to tell me that I pretended to 418 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:45,260 say my phone died, then what's the answer to that question? 419 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080 That's mean. 420 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:51,420 Ariana, I like you, and you hurt my feelings when you're mean to me, so can 421 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,420 just, like, start liking me? 422 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,320 Maybe you're, like, closing yourself off. 423 00:27:54,600 --> 00:28:00,380 Every spare minute that I have is spent toward work or developing friendships. 424 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:04,780 Just say you don't want any new friends. I don't have to be friends with Stassi 425 00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:08,490 because... Nobody has to be friends with Gothie. I'm not saying I don't want any 426 00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:11,690 new friends. But then what point are you trying to make? I'm saying I'm doing 427 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,690 the best that I can. 428 00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:14,090 We all are. 429 00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:16,870 I'm just, I really am doing the best that I can. 430 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,070 Okay. 431 00:28:19,570 --> 00:28:24,050 Trying to put everything in and trying to do this cocktail book. 432 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:30,890 I'm really trying to, like, not be a 30 -something -year -old bartender in a 433 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:31,910 restaurant that's just... 434 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,880 Doing nothing like I'm putting so much effort into things and I'm just like 435 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,920 hoping that something happened, but you know Yeah, but you're doing all of that. 436 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,739 All right. 437 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:44,420 No, it's okay. It's okay weird I don't know why I'm doing this right now. It's 438 00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:49,880 okay to be emotional and like feel it and don't feel sad about feeling bad I 439 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,020 have wanted to crack her for so long like 440 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,220 So interesting. What is this? Nobody is great all the time. 441 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:02,080 You're not a human being if you're not feeling sad at certain times. 442 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,220 You know, I guess Stassi's not as bad as I thought she was. She's taking the 443 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:09,000 time to comfort me. No, she's not a total monster. 444 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:13,260 We're friendly acquaintances, and we love the same people. 445 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,520 So don't say I'm mean. I'm not mean. 446 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,220 I'll fucking kill you. 447 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,220 Like, how would you kill me? Okay, well, it would be slow. 448 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,900 Because if I'm going to do it... 449 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,880 I'm going to make it her. Maybe we have more in common than we think because I 450 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,920 like the thought of murdering people too. I mean, if we couldn't go to jail. 451 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,180 Hashtag murder. 452 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:34,820 For life. But like the number four. 453 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,260 L -Y -F -E. 454 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,060 Are we the same person? 455 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,220 We've got one more for you. We need you all out here dancing because you know 456 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,280 you've got to get down. 457 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,680 We hope you've had a good time. 458 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,360 Bye, baby. 459 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:54,140 Bye. 460 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:05,370 Because Schwartz is such a good friend, you know, I surprised him with the 461 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:08,270 triplets. But I have another surprise for him. 462 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:11,250 Surprise! I brought my trumpet! 463 00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:21,430 She's going to go over the whole band. Say my, my, my, yeah. 464 00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:23,570 Tonight is the night. 465 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,090 I'm not ovulating. 466 00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:32,170 I get too mushy, but I just want to say I love you guys. We don't even hug it 467 00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:35,770 out because we've had enough mush. Oh, I want to hug it out. Yeah. 468 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:41,010 I love Jax and Tom so, so much. They're like family. 469 00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:42,630 I'd take a bullet for them. 470 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:44,770 Maybe like from the leg. 471 00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:49,710 Six years ago, we were sitting on your hardwood floor and Pinterest did wedding 472 00:31:49,710 --> 00:31:52,350 stuff. And Tom would come home and be like, what are you guys doing? We're 473 00:31:52,350 --> 00:31:53,109 don't look. 474 00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:58,730 There's not one person that would say one negative thing about you. You're 475 00:31:58,730 --> 00:31:59,730 like me. 476 00:31:59,910 --> 00:32:03,170 How about being me? You know what? They might not like you because you're 477 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:04,170 friends with me. 478 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:07,450 What's that like to have somebody love you that much? 479 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:10,550 It's amazing. 480 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:13,290 It's going to come for you. 481 00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:15,170 It is. 482 00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:19,990 Listen, it might take me, like, a few years, maybe 10 years, 20, whatever. 483 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:23,390 not go there. But I will find it. Are y 'all going to leave me? 484 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,910 No, we have plenty of room for some pee, and I'm like, I don't want y 'all to 485 00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:27,609 leave me. 486 00:32:27,610 --> 00:32:30,970 I hate it when you guys fuck. Well, I mean, he fucked my girlfriend. 487 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,350 What's the accident? Why? 488 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:37,490 Maybe third time. I never knew I would actually really give a fuck about you, 489 00:32:37,570 --> 00:32:40,450 but, like, if somebody fucks with you, I'm going to fuck them up. 490 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,290 What if a bear attacked him right now? Oh. 491 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,580 I would eye gouge him and then rape him. No, I wouldn't rape the bear. If he 492 00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:49,980 consents it, I would rape the bear, yeah. Wait, if he consents it's not rape 493 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,300 then. Even if he's like, eh. 494 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,540 Ew, that doesn't sound like a bear being raped. 495 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:59,800 Coming up. He goes MIA for six days, doesn't answer any of my calls, doesn't 496 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,860 talk to me. This is all bullshit. 497 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,660 Since you got married, it's been bullshit. 498 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:30,600 I have become extraordinarily invested in their lives. 499 00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:32,360 And I'm so honored. 500 00:33:33,319 --> 00:33:36,540 really touched to have been part of their wedding. Look, this is where it 501 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,220 Maloney Shorts right there. 502 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,740 That's official. Oh, yeah. That's a cool document. 503 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:42,260 Thank you, Lisa. It's official. 504 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:45,080 Official, official. I'm a married man. That's my wife. 505 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,380 Love you, Bubby. 506 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:49,500 All right, off you go, young thing. 507 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,900 Wait, should I take this? You've got to send this. Oh, no, give it to Casey. I 508 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:53,519 got it. 509 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,520 Exactly, 510 00:33:54,740 --> 00:34:00,200 yeah. I really want people to look at Tom and I as a couple who is very 511 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,560 committed to one another. 512 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,830 Thanks. God, it's over. 513 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,210 You were amazing, but I knew you were going to be amazing. 514 00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:10,850 And I really hope that we can be viewed as a couple who fights for the 515 00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:15,929 relationship and is committed to the relationship, not just to top it out or, 516 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,230 you know, to sweep things under. 517 00:34:17,610 --> 00:34:21,150 I want people to view us as that couple that we made it. 518 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:22,728 Don't deal. 519 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:24,650 You're my husband now. I love you. 520 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:42,199 the tone please record your message hey lisa it's sheena um i am about two 521 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:48,880 minutes away it's been a very rough morning so i apologize for being late 522 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,340 um i'll see you in a second 523 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,578 You okay? 524 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:09,580 I've been better. 525 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:11,560 I know what this is about. 526 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,360 Um, let's go sit down. 527 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:24,960 What is it you seem really... Yeah, um, there's a lot of things that I 528 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,340 found out recently about Shay. 529 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,680 I've heard rumbling, Sheena. 530 00:35:30,549 --> 00:35:34,590 He goes MIA for six days, doesn't answer any of my calls, doesn't talk to me. 531 00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:37,510 Well, what's the conversation you have with him when he comes back after six 532 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:41,050 days? I know the conversation I would have with Ken would be a very short one. 533 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,190 We haven't talked much. 534 00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:45,890 So he's back in your apartment after six days? No, no, no, no. He has not stayed 535 00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:47,050 with me once in two weeks. 536 00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:53,010 All summer I've been acting like everything's okay, it's all peachy keen 537 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:56,070 rainbows and sunshine, and it's not. 538 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,240 I've not only been lying to all of my friends, I've been lying to myself. 539 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,600 So where is he staying? 540 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:02,820 He's staying with his parents. 541 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,880 This is all bullshit. This has all been in the last two weeks. This hasn't been 542 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,400 like for eight months. Since you got married, it's been bullshit. 543 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,920 Hasn't it? Yeah. Since the day you found out he was addicted to pills, it's all 544 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,920 been bullshit. 545 00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:19,480 It was such a huge red flag. He hadn't been honest with her about his 546 00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:23,320 Like, oh, my knee's hurting, so I'm going to take a Vicodin. So he's bloody 547 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,460 addicted to it then. You're doing this every day and you're hiding it from me. 548 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:28,260 feel like I've been cheated on. 549 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:34,080 I think Sheena in her gut knew there was a problem, but she's that girl that 550 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,820 doesn't want to believe there's a problem. 551 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,680 And now he's hiding things from me again. 552 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,900 Like, I know he's taking shit again. I just found out two days ago. 553 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,560 I've been taking Adderall for months. 554 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:52,980 One of my friends pulled me aside and said Shay was lying to get pills and he 555 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:55,400 said they were from other people and he was just middleman. 556 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:59,240 Friday morning I woke up and I just had a really just like a weird feeling. 557 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,540 So I just like started like checking emails and I have a notice overdraft 558 00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:08,180 protection. I'm like overdraft? There's like seven grand in that account. And I 559 00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:10,200 opened my app and there was $32. 560 00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:12,740 So it cleared your account? 561 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,900 Like that right there just broke me. 562 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,620 I love him so much. Do you love him? I do. 563 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:26,000 I can't picture my life without him, but I can't picture my life moving forward 564 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,020 in this way. 565 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:29,780 Have you had this discussion with him? I'm talking to him tonight. 566 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:32,320 I'm sorry, but he drops the ball on everything. 567 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,420 I mean, do you have a relationship at home? Do you connect together 568 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,420 He's never at home. 569 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,800 You're young enough to start again. 570 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,860 We were talking about starting a family next year. 571 00:37:44,490 --> 00:37:48,050 Leaving up for a house. Starting a family with someone who's not even 572 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:52,390 I know how desperately Sheena wants this to work out. 573 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:57,350 But if she can't look him in the eyes and trust him, she doesn't have a lot. 574 00:37:57,810 --> 00:38:01,190 I want him to lie to me again. I want him to look me in the eyes and lie to me 575 00:38:01,190 --> 00:38:02,490 and tell me he's not taking anything. 576 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,870 Okay. Then I'm going to meet with the lawyer. 577 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,350 With a divorce lawyer? Yeah. 578 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:10,910 Okay. Because I'm done. 579 00:38:14,180 --> 00:38:16,160 You know why I'm at the studio all the time? 580 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:17,800 That's where I love to be. 581 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,220 Don't tell you guys to stay up all night not doing drugs. 582 00:38:46,210 --> 00:38:47,610 Oh, my God, I didn't even hear you walk in. 583 00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,250 Hi. 584 00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:52,490 It's been three years. 585 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,770 Kind of a dare, but I've kept that. 586 00:38:57,570 --> 00:38:58,570 Cool. 587 00:38:59,050 --> 00:39:01,970 Do you have anything you want to say, or do you want me to just go? 588 00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:03,770 Well, I'll hear what you have to say. 589 00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:05,990 I mean, I want to know why you didn't come home. 590 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:09,570 I had a moment in time where I was like, I need to figure some things out 591 00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:12,870 without involvement from everyone else. 592 00:39:14,030 --> 00:39:15,030 I went home. 593 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,650 And I missed you the whole time. 594 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:23,950 But to disappear for six days and have no communication with me? You never 595 00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:27,130 listen. But guess what? I got your attention when I didn't come home, 596 00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:30,150 I've been trying for so long. 597 00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:32,790 I just want to be happy. 598 00:39:33,350 --> 00:39:34,990 But I can't be happy without you. 599 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:40,530 Like, I know that. But this relationship we're in right now is not good. I 600 00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:41,428 married you. 601 00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:43,650 I love you. I still love you. 602 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:49,240 I'll always love you. We're going through something right now that... I 603 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,240 know. 604 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:55,020 It's easy for a scapegoat for me because I've been labeled a druggie. So you're 605 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,020 not on drugs? 606 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,660 No. No pill? 607 00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,040 Nothing. No. 608 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,120 Okay. 609 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,160 Don't talk to me like that, though. 610 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:07,220 People don't talk to me with respect. You don't. Your family doesn't. Your 611 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:08,340 friends are friends. 612 00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:10,940 It's always I've been on a different level. 613 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,660 I talked to Lisa today and she just... I don't give a shit about her. 614 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,300 I have my own mother. Lisa can go and talk to her kids. 615 00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:24,940 The way I've been treated, like how you treat me, how a lot of people treat 616 00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,899 me... By taking care of you? 617 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:29,940 How? Financially? Because that's about it. That's all you do. I don't cook for 618 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,400 you. I don't do anything. 619 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:34,480 I'm just saying, like, I... Yeah, but guess what? It hasn't been like that in 620 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,840 long time. Because you don't come home. 621 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,140 You know why I'm at the studio all the time? 622 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:42,960 That's where I'd love to be. We're passionate about what we're doing. Don't 623 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,620 how you guys just stay up all night not doing drugs. 624 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,260 It's because we're passionate about what we do and we love what we do. 625 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,740 When you find that, you'll get it. 626 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:58,700 So all this cash that's been coming out of the account, all of that is studio 627 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,040 equipment, music. 628 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,580 You're not buying drugs. 629 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,200 I swear to God, I'm not. 630 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,700 Jay is denying being back on drugs and... 631 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:12,050 Although I feel I'll never know the truth, I know for sure that this is not 632 00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:13,050 man I married. 633 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:15,390 I now declare you to be husband and wife. 634 00:41:15,630 --> 00:41:16,730 You may kiss your bride. 635 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,870 This marriage has been tainted since day one. 636 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:27,050 This relationship needs to be done on paper, legally, emotionally, physically, 637 00:41:27,090 --> 00:41:28,090 in every way. 638 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,430 I'm meeting with a lawyer on Friday. 639 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:36,170 I know divorces aren't easy. 640 00:41:37,390 --> 00:41:39,070 And it's not something I ever wanted. 641 00:41:41,770 --> 00:41:47,630 Everything isn't supposed to last forever. But you know I'm right. 642 00:41:56,330 --> 00:42:01,090 Your room is obviously a disaster per use. All your clothes are just in a 643 00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:04,050 There's a couple suitcases. I don't know what you need to get, but... 644 00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:18,630 I plan on spending the rest of my life with him and growing old with him and 645 00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:19,630 having kids with him. 646 00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:31,650 All I know is 647 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,290 we're done. 648 00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:57,490 For more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com. 51783

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