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I'm in wedding mode, baby. I'm rock
solid.

I just think he looks so chic.

You want to come to your brother's
wedding?

Of course I do.

I don't have a lot of money.

If we could take care of your flights
and stuff. Is this real?

Yeah, we're not messing around. That's
it. It's a cool golf review. Get time

work. That's fine. That's no problem.

Shay is in the studio all of the time.
Nothing else to do. Shay is in the

all night. I was fifth wheel a lot this
weekend because I know you were busy

finishing that stuff in the studio.

We're in.

I got to call Sandoval. Wait, what's
wrong?

Brothers missed the flight.

Are you fucking kidding? Your fucking
brother's wedding? What the?

What's wrong with you?

We kind of talked about this last night.
I'll just go over it real quick.

We can just do like lawn blankets out
here.

We'll set up buffet kind of in this area
too with the whole taco bar and just

leave it open for a couple hours for
people to kind of graze and help

themselves.

So for our rehearsal dinner, we decided
to go more understated. You know, we

wanted it to be casual and fun.

Let's go over this way, you guys, and
we'll go look at the reception area real

quick. Taco Tuesday.

We love tacos.

Your officiant, Lisa, do you want her to
walk, be a part of the processional, or

do you want her to just be standing
staged up there?

Lisa doesn't really walk. She floats, by
the way.

So we can ask her what she wants to do.
She's going to be here for the

rehearsal? Yeah.

I feel very calm.

Tom and I have gone through so much and
planned this beautiful destination

wedding, and now we're finally here, and
I'm going to marry my Bubba. I'm going

to go get ready before everyone else
starts to get here. Okay, I have Bubba.

She's cool.

Also, may have had a little of an edible
this morning, so I'm feeling pretty

relaxed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, dude.

You're handsome.

That's my boy.

So special for me to have my mom here.
Like, I love her deeply and we're very

close. Have we ever done a shot
together? Honey, is that real? I was

like a white... It's fireball. You get
the small one. Ready?

Yeah. To my handsome boy. Oh, my God. I
don't get to see a lot, but I love you

more than you could possibly imagine.

Okay. I really do.

And we'll do this for Grandpa Woody and
your dad. Okay. And the boys. And the

boys. I would love to have my brothers
and sister and my dad here.

Can't afford to fly them all out. So
having her at the wedding is just that

more special.

Look at you.

I'm ready.

You're not a drinker. I'm not. You're
not a drinker.

Come on, we'll get you a joint.

You're not a smoker either.

We'll get you a glass of wine.

We're going to go tubing in a little
bit. You want to go tubing?

You want to go? No.

I'm trying to get a hold of Tom.

The brother's mister.

I couldn't think of anything more worse.

Sorry, is that a word? More worse?

No, is that right?

I couldn't think of anything. No, that's
not right. More worse? That doesn't

sound right.

Is it?

Is that right? More worse?

Can I Google that?

Is that right? Worse? More worse?

I couldn't think.

I couldn't think of anything worth.

No, that's not right either.

More worth.

I couldn't think of anything that could
suck more.

You have one job.

One job.

I told you how much money you spend on
those people.

They don't have a dollar to their name.
So now I got to pay for it. I can see if

it's one person. Okay. Two people.

Not really. But three of you.

That's not true. Are you kidding?

This is a big deal because this is
Schwartz's wedding present, and it has

right. And all they had to do was show
up on time, and they couldn't do that.

Oh, it's Taco Tuesday.

Dude, we got mini and sombreros.

Yeah. Yeah.

My mom got here, and I burst into tears,
and then we did a shot of fireball. I'm

never taking a shot with my mom in my
life.

The biggest

thing for me being a bridesmaid is going
to be making sure everyone's in a good

mood and having a good time. Get
everybody to party.

Schwartz is in very good spirit.

This is going to be a lot of fun. The
rehearsal dinner, we got a pinata and

tacos, tubing.

I really don't know what's going on with
Shay. I don't know if he's tired, if

he's not feeling well, if he's doing
something else I don't know about. His

behavior lately has just been off.

I'm so happy for them, though.

Yep.

Good times.

That's the craziest thing ever.

This is a bitch. Get here.

Yo,

this is the best group activity we've
ever done.

Don't want this water to dingy my
diamond.

This is awesome.

This group of friends, it's a crazy
train. As much as we have hated and

and thrown each other under the bus.

And whether we all may not be, like,
completely in love with one another, we

in love with Katie and Tom. And we're,
like, actually going to their wedding

tomorrow.

There's a bug! That was a bug!

Wait, what the fuck?

So many bugs!

Leaches?

Is that an actual leaf? I don't like
bugs. I don't like dirt.

Who does?

Who likes bugs and dirt?

I mean,

this is like the first flight I've ever
missed.

Okay, I'm lying. I've missed tons of
flights. But not in a while.

And not for importance.

Hey, you guys, stop!

Are we stopping?

Oh, do we have to walk back?

We gotta go around.

Yeah,

I'm sorry we didn't get to go down
longer

There's

a lesson here, I'm sorry guys I actually
I got all the way to the airport I

realized I forgot my suit at home like
an idiot I get here and I was gonna rent

a car anyways, but I had to run an SUV
Do you know why the runner?

SUV? Only thing available?

Because what the hell else am I going to
fit?

50 12 -packs of Coors Light and pancakes
and a blue moon. 50?

50.

Yes. And totally redeemed yourself.

I love, love, love, love Tom Fannable.

Look at me. That's all that matters is
that you're here.

I know.

Oh, sorry.

Cheers. All right, let's get in the
river.

Let's go. Let's go, buddy.

Get in there, drunkie.

Get on that pink flamingo, bitch.

Here, come on now. Come on. Step into my
office.

What's going on with his brother?

So they got to the airport late. They
missed their flight. Then they missed

their connecting flight, which is really
annoying. But, like, who might have...

and talk and that's my flight peter what
are you doing hey it wasn't one okay it

wasn't two that oh man there's three of
them their flight landed 605 oh we might

still even be at dinner when they get
here yeah okay i mean schwartz is over

there floating on a pink flamingo he's
kind of having the time of his life

Oh, my God, I love it. Don't you?

Love the creek. It's so romantic.

This is so Katie.

It's unbelievable. I have no idea how
she found this place. I love it.

What's that? Is the train coming now?

Holy cow.

I hope that doesn't come right in the
middle of the service.

I feel like I need to talk to Tom and
Katie about this because they've had no

input in it.

at all and they might hate it.

I'm a little bit nervous because I'm
appreciating the wedding but I've had no

direction whatsoever.

I could be saying, hey, are you ready to
get married and spend the rest of your

life screaming at each other? They have
no idea.

Oh my God, there's a train.

Billy, beloved.

Hello.

Look at the train.

I love this here. Our presence on the
last carriage. You're gorgeous.

Hey. Thank you so much for coming.

Oh, sure.

Is this happening?

I know.

Is this real?

I want to do whatever you want.

Our thing is not to have a super long
drawn out, but also not make it too fast

and to blow it over.

So how are you going to start the bell?

What's your first line?

Oh, no.

You must have that down.

I don't.

But I have the essence of it.

Let's just read this and see what you
think.

Friends, family, and loved ones, I want
to welcome all of you today to celebrate

one of life's greatest moments.

I have watched as you have overcome
trials, laughed together, cried

There are a lot of people that didn't
think Tom and I would ever make it here.

The marriage may be daunting, but these
two people have found what many are

searching for.

But Lisa has been supportive through
some of the ups and downs. Tom and I...

These words right here are exactly why
Tom and I wanted Lisa to officiate our

wedding.

Too short? Too long? Is it too
sentimental?

Too short.

It's perfect.

Oh, don't. If you stop crying, I'll stop
crying.

Coming up. Me and Jax, we wanted to give
you your wedding present a little

early. What the?

Can we hold hands?

Yeah, let's hold hands.

This place is amazing.

I feel like I'm a fairy in a forest.

Not that I know what it's like to be a
fairy, whatever, but, like, still. We

up here, I guess, because we're the maid
of honour. Oh, troubles.

Yeah. Perfect timing.

Let's go sit down.

How did that come back into my life?
It's only the crud of you.

This is so pretty.

Is this what she's going to walk, like,
through?

I don't know.

I've had my wedding planned since I was,
like, in middle school. There's a

castle in Kentucky, and I want to be
married there. It's beautiful. And I

red roses everywhere. I want it to be,
like, kind of in the wintry times.

White trees.

I thought of it all.

Wow. When you see the chairs, it really
makes it real. It makes it very real

when you see the chairs.

Wow. Wait, we're wearing jackets?

I didn't know we were wearing jackets. I
only have like seven jackets with me.

One, two.

I feel like I need more fireballs.

That's it.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's it. It's a slippery slope.

You look damn good.

A father of rise, that's what's upstaged
the group.

Now, come on, baby.

I'll start with you ladies first. I'm
going to line you up in order here, and

then I'm going to take the guys. We're
going to line up right down there.

Dossie, you're going to be right here.

Oh, no.

That's too close.

The only reason that Stassi is standing
next to Katie is because Sandoval and I

used to walk together.

It doesn't matter where I stand.

I know that I'm number one in Katie's
eyes. Hey, are you going to do one of

those in the crowd?

If I was officiating the wedding, it'd
be a party.

We'd have shots right off the bat.

I'd be like, hey, swap ring, give each
other a little peck. Let's party. I

personally don't want to be standing up
there that long.

I got bad knees.

Hey, wait, switch, switch, switch.

Did it hit you like it hit me when you
saw the white shirt? Dude, yeah.

I have so many fond memories of when me
and Jax and Schwartz lived together.

In fact, I remember when Schwartz first
brought Katie home.

I feel like I'm a guy who's out of body
watching another guy getting married.

I'd plastered a bunch of porn all over
the back of it.

Getting married.

Like, it's crazy.

Here we go.

Hey, guys.

Woo! Hey.

Hey, what's going on?

This is the moment I've been looking
forward to for so long.

Are those your dress slippers?

I thought you had better ones for
tomorrow.

Katie vetoed that.

I did say that because I'm wearing the
full tux. I said, Boba, can I wear

And she said, no. You're wearing a tux?
Is it like a real custom made tux?

Darling, would you like a drink?

Would I like a drink? Are you kidding
me? I need a drink.

I mean, you can't really go wrong with
it.

We're not driving. Just have a good
time.

Hey, anytime I can schmooze Kim is a win
in my book. I mean, I have a huge crush

on her. Your little boy's getting
married. I know.

How often do you say that?

The mother of the groom? The mother of
the groom. Nice to meet you. I would

marry Kim just so Tom Schwartz would
have to call me dad.

just like have a moment to like be like
this is happening there's not gonna be

another time when like we have two best
friends that are marrying each other i

feel like the past like seven years i've
had with them is like flashing before

my eyes i

wonder

if one of them wrote me into their vows
possible Is this what I

think it is? Yes. Okay, cool. Wait,

I want to give you something.

I've got my mom card and little
trinkets, but I feel like I've never

gotten her anything nice.

Look at that. That's not real. Yeah,
white diamonds and rose gold.

Yeah, of course.

This is my mom, who I love so much, and
she's done so much for me. This is so

beautiful. I love it, and I love this
date.

Not that a ring compensates for all of
that, but I just wanted something for

to remember the moment by. You've been
an amazing mom. You've done so much for

me. Thank you. I'm going to cry again.

Where's your fireball?

Was it one date? Was it two?

Mom, it's been like a lot of dates.

When do I get details?

Mom. I just like him.

I just like him.

Does he like you?

I hope so.

So how many dates before that special
moment?

Nine? Ten? This is uncomfortable.

Mom, it's 2016.

Eleven, twelve.

The first night he went down on me like
seven times.

And I cried two of the times that I
came.

We don't have to talk about that part.

Yeah, we had a good time.

And I cried.

I don't know. I can't control myself,
which is probably why he'll never talk

me again.

Honey, he's not going to buy the cow if
you can get the milk for free.

The triplets are here right now,
waiting.

Ladies and gentlemen, I just received
word that the triplets have arrived.

I could do something better myself.

Who's this? Call me Billy. I'm Bert.
Bert.

Brandon. Bert.

When it came to dressing the triplets, I
mean, these guys don't own a dress

belt, dress shoes, anything.

So I had to put together not only their
wedding outfits, but also the outfits

they were going to be wearing to the
rehearsal dinner. Plus, I wanted them to

look good for when Bert sees them.

Yeah, man. You guys look great, man.

It's always getting on my husband.

I know. You do. I don't think you could
handle him.

Katie definitely picked this place out.

Dude, Katie. What are you talking about?
I feel like Tom was here streaming up

the lights himself.

He 100 % was here.

Me and Jax, we wanted to give you your
wedding present a little earlier. Do you

mind? I feel you. Do you mind? It's not
steak step between your butt cheeks.

What the?

What's up?

Oh, my God. Do you feel me?

What's up? No way, dude.

You guys did it.

We tried. We tried for all of them. I
really did.

Brother, what's up, buddy?

How are you?

Oh,

this guy, too.

You can't have a wedding without your
brothers here, man. Come on, now.

Oh, my God, man.

My mind is just blowing.

My brain's not even processing it. I'm
looking at them. I know it's my

brother's, but it's like my mind won't
accept it. Dude, this is amazing.

You look great. I texted you guys today.

Tom and Jack told me that they were
going to fly Tom's brothers out, and I

knew how overcome with emotion Tom would
be. So I was...

I'm excited to keep that secret from
him. I'm shocked.

Oh, my God. How are you?

You guys look all sharp.

Look at the time test, you guys.

Get over here, man.

To see him so happy the day before his
wedding is amazing.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. I heard about it, and I was so
excited.

You guys all knew about it?

Hold on a second.

So you're absolutely all identical.

Oh, do we look alike? I can't believe
that they brought his three brothers

You see, there is some good in Jack
Taylor.

You sometimes got to dig really deep,
but it's there somewhere.

Oh my God, I can't believe you're here.
How are so many great people in my life

here? Oh, come on, man. You deserve it,
man.

I will never, for as long as I live,
forget.

Truly the nicest thing that anyone's
ever done for me.

Jack, you little bastard.

You little bastard. Bring it in for the
good stuff, all right?

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going
to kill you.

I wanted to rip my teeth out and then
stick a spoon in my eye and then drag

my body behind a semi -truck.

That was what it was like looking those
three a plane ticket.

If you want to blame anybody, blame him.
But my mission was to get Tom to cry.

Mission accomplished.

Coming up, I wanted to grab you by the
scruff of the neck and say, what are you

doing?

This is my brother, Rick. Oh, my
goodness. So nice to meet you. Where's

hubby? He was upstairs. He just wanted
to lay by the fan for a bit.

He said to the fresh water earlier that
it made his skin feel better. He was a

rescue? With no fur.

You know when something's not perfect
and you love him anyway, the way you

Jack?

I'm so embarrassed. I don't know what
happened to me during that time. You're

embarrassed. I'm not here to tell you I
told you so, but I told you so.

I always had so much hope for you
because you had a strength and a

a sense of humor.

to see the good things about life, and I
felt that you walked away from it, and

I wanted to grab you by the scruff of
the neck and say, what the f*** are you

doing? Don't give it up.

You're being ridiculous.

You're not the girl that runs away and
hides in the morning.

You're a strong woman.

You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry that
I let you down. Maybe you needed to

grow up.

Maybe you need to find out for yourself,
you know?

I made a mistake, but the only thing I
can do is try and make it better.

Yeah. Well, you have.

You have. And I think it takes a big
person to say I've made mistakes.

It's nice to get a little validation
from Lisa.

Her saying that, that's like as big of a
compliment as she's going to give me.

And I really appreciate it.

Hey, you all.

This is beautiful.

I mean, everything's taken care of. We
got margaritas and tacos and the

rehearsal's all good to go.

Good.

But you're my baby girl.

Or you always will be.

And you're better looking than I am.

Well, that's an obvious thing.

It's kind of like, remember when we went
to Father Daughter Sock Hop? And they

wore a, what do they call this? It feels
like that, but different.

I wanted to just feel like...

This is beautiful.

I'm very happy

that both my mom and my dad could be
here for the wedding because they split

few years ago, and we actually haven't
all been together as a family for

probably almost five years.

It was tough not seeing you guys because
you're in California.

Come visit me. I will. I'm sorry, babe.

I love both my mom and my dad, and when
they were together, they were great, but

at some point, they stopped being
partners in life.

And Tom and I have faced some of those
similar things, so I think it gives us a

reason to maybe do things differently.

I'm happy to be here.

One and a half glasses of wine and I'm
probably not functioning as well as I

should. I'm not functioning very well
either.

Wait, what about the piñata? We didn't
hit the piñata yet. I don't like that

because to me that's animal abuse.

Oh, it's a little pony. I had a little
mermaid party and I had an aerial

And when it came time, I couldn't do it.
Oh, wide riser. I couldn't do it. No,

and I would cry when stuffing fell out.

So, how are you and Shay?

Amazing. Are you? Yeah. No drugs?

No. What about drinking?

No, he hasn't drank since December 3rd.
Really? His music is, like, amazing.

I mean, he's doing so well. He's just in
such a good place.

His head's clear.

We have, like, our, like, spark back.
Like, that, like, giddy feeling, like...

When we, like, kiss, it's, like, the
first time again, and I didn't know if

were going to be able to get that back
after last year. Now it's just, like, I

get, like, excited when he comes home.
Really?

Sheena's telling me that everything's
going well in paradise, and that's what

I've got to believe. I mean, their
marriage, I hope it's in a good place,

don't know. I never see Shay.

That's great.

Yeah.

So we're looking good on him.

What's over will probably look good on
any of us, really, right?

Take the bat.

Okay. Lala's touch is on her way.

Dad! Let me finish.

Don't let go of the bat.

For one, we're all getting along.

I feel like it's a good omen, a good
sign of things to come.

This motherfucker's getting married
tomorrow.

Getting married tomorrow.

Cheers, guys.

Come on, let's just go and have a quick
snack before I've got to go home.

All right.

You feel ready for tomorrow?

Yes. Yeah.

I want to, like, really fine -tune and
finish the vows, but yeah, I do that.

Have you not done the vows yet? No, no,
I have to, like, fine -tune them. But

when are you going to finish them?

No, tonight.

Tonight? Hurry up. I don't want to
interrupt. I just had to come say hi.

You're so emotional.

I'm getting very sentimental in my old
age. That's okay. Old age, what are you?

I'm 34 now.

Oh, God.

What are you, 39?

Yeah, I wish.

You know, actually, I don't wish,
really. No.

I don't wish because I look at, you
know, my life and what I've experienced

think. Yeah.

I wouldn't change a thing, really. Some
of it's been tough, as it will be for

you. You know, you're going to have
things that come at you. That's what

is. I know.

Checking with problems.

Talking to Lisa, who's been married 34
years, I mean, she knows what she's

talking about.

The advice that she has is advice that
we should take, and the words that she

has are words that we should listen to
and live by.

They're not to be taken lightly.

Just, you know, hold tight.

But there's many good things that would
counteract that, you know?

I'm so happy that you agreed to do it,
by the way. I don't want to get over

-slappy, but it means a lot. I love you
both. We've built a new foundation.

Wait, that's part of my vows.

There's no doubt in my mind that Katie
is the one I want to marry. I want to

spend the rest of my life with her. She
makes me happy, and she fulfills me.

Are you leaving?

Yeah, we'll say goodbye.

I know we have our issues to work on,
but those are minor issues and we're

to work through them.

I love you.

I love you.

I'm going to see you in the morning.

Are you leaving soon? I love you.

Regardless of what's happened over the
last year and a half, I can feel it. The

love is there.

I can't wait to get married tomorrow.

Bye, you.

Don't stay up too late.

Coming up. I haven't used an iron since
1986.

This I have got to see.

Things are not going well for me right
now, so you can bugger off.

It's weird when you've known people for
a really long time and you've thought

about them getting married. And then
when it's actually there, you can't

describe that feeling. I could not feel
more proud.

My brain's not working yet.

I feel like really, I feel like I'm
high. You know, when like you get like

your head, into your own paranoia.

You guys use these before?

Actually, these are the ones you just
flip.

Sports already knows how to handle a
long rod.

I'm ready to rock and roll.

This is the last time that Schwartz is
ever going to be a single man fishing.

Tom said there's trouser snakes here. Is
that true?

Yeah, there's trouser snakes.

Big old long trouser snakes.

If it were me getting married, I don't
think I'd be fishing. I mean, I'd

probably be playing, you know, a nice
game of golf or Russian roulette.

How do you feel today? Are you excited?
Are you nervous?

I'm not ready with the vows. That's the
only thing. You don't have your vows

done? No, I'm going to do them.

I'm going to do them. Sure, I'm going to
do them.

Oh, God. I can only imagine it's going
to be a lot of hair tugging and a lot

well, Bubby, well, you know, Bubby. It
would be painful to not wing the vows.

I have to write them down because I
can't read it from my phone. That would

horrible, right? No, you need to write
it on a nice piece of paper with nice

handwriting. Wait, nice handwriting?

It's like chicken scratch.

Dude.

What are you doing?

I'm ironing my dress.

This I have got to see.

I haven't used an iron since 1986.

Let's have a look.

I used to do it.

I've got to get a picture of this.

I can throw it there when I need to.

Bloody hell.

Everybody always says, how do you manage
to achieve so much and do so much? But

I don't do things like this because
luckily I have somebody to help me out.

Look, I've got a beige bathrobe on and
I'm ironing, okay? Things are not going

well for me right now, so you can bugger
off and get out of my face.

You go away.

Why? Stop taking the piss.

Can you finish your speech?

Yeah, I just went over it again in my
head. I'm not going to, like, practice

like, a natural speech because I'm
better at improv.

That's how I feel about my vows, but I
don't think that's a good idea. I don't

think that's a good idea.

Not for your vows.

You're, like, so calm.

I don't know how. I'd be, like, freaking
out, I think. What is there to freak

out about? I don't know. That's just my
personality. I freaked out just going to

the passport office.

You're just calm as can be.

From what I've been hearing from
everyone else is that your wedding day

just fly by.

So I've worked very hard to make sure
everything was taken care of before my

wedding day. That way I can just relax
and have fun and enjoy every second of

it. Katie.

Yeah? We're good on timing.

You have pictures at 4?

Yeah. Okay. Do you want me to drink? Do
you want food? I plan on helping Katie

with whatever she needs and whatever she
doesn't know that she needs. You need

me to find something? Is your phone
charged?

Whether that means last -minute
organization for the wedding.

Your mom is coming in a minute. Whether
that means we need more alcohol and

someone has to drive to go get it.

Five more handles of tea.

Five more.

Five more. We have to finish making your
bouquet.

Krista has it. Go find her.

I call myself the maid of honor.

Do you need anything else?

I do need to finish my bath.

You guys all showered up?

I didn't shower. I mean, you're going to
look at me and say, swear to God, you

guys all took showers, right? Yeah.
Okay.

Hey, Jack, what are you doing? I swear
to God, I need to go to the shower.

It's an apple.

Where's your suit? They're all upstairs,
Jack. Everything's good? I don't have

them. Schwartz has a lot going on right
now with his wedding days. So, I mean,

the least of his problems is getting his
brothers ready.

First of all, why do I have to dress a
30 -year -old man?

Three of them.

Are those clean socks or one from
yesterday?

Be honest.

Yeah,

clean socks.

All you guys, give me your ties.

We're going to re -knot them. Those
knots are creepy.

He doesn't have the tie with him? I
already gave him mine.

I'm missing one.

I have to go get it. You got to go get
it. All right. To walk all the way to go

get it?

We sure do.

I just want to make sure, you know,
Tommy's happy.

Hello.

I have a little something for you. I
want you to do it real quick.

Okay. Thank you.

What did you get?

It's like a little, like, ring box that
says, listen to the messages your heart

is sending.

I've always told Katie that when she was
a little girl.

You know, have trouble with them. Just
look into your heart. Always look into

what your heart tells you.

Can I do this right now?

Like, why?

Like, I can't. I'm not, like, not yet.

Hey, it's coming near the witching hour,
man. If you're going to back out, do it

now. How's that? You like that? Love it,
dude.

Why do you have your dress pants on
already?

I'm getting ready. No, you're fine.
Where's your shower? I just need to

face off.

Today's my day, you know, and I want to
be looking sharp. I want everything to

be perfect.

I don't need a shower.

I just want some deodorant.

The old Irish shower.

Wait, is that offensive?

Dude, these ties are actually kind of
hard to tie. Because these are so stiff.

Just like my boner.

Tom's kind of like the male makeover
MacGyver. He didn't just bring his suit.

He brought... Sandoval, you have an
extra tie, right? Backup ties.

I have, like, three ties that you can
borrow.

I have no idea where my cufflinks are. I
have extra.

Backup cufflinks. Well, dude, do you
know, I have a dress shirt that has

cuffs. It's really nice.

Backup shirt. I have a level 32
hairspray. It's the strongest on the

You always have something that can just
make your outfit that much better. Are

these too raggedy?

Dude, no. I got socks.

Dude, what?

I can do without you.

I'm going to need 20 minutes to go write
down my vows.

I feel like we don't have enough time.

Go chill, dude. No, no, no. We've got
all the time in the world.

Clear your head, man.

You believe this is finally happening?

I know.

Finally here.

Two weeks ago, it wasn't looking good.

It really wasn't.

What'd she do to you?

She sat me down and said, I know you're
scrolling Vegas. Yeah, well, you did,

so. Yeah, and you're also a bitch.

I mean, if you're still together after
all that, then you should probably be

together for the rest of your life.

Right. You know what I'm saying?

We're stuck together.

Coming up.

Everybody ready?

Guys.

Thank you.

This is charming. I see Kate's vision.
It's kind of wussy.

It's rusty.

I think the next time I get married, I'm
going to do it somewhere like this.

It's still elegant.

It's a little kind of bohemian. Look how
sweet.

It truly is lovely.

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here
today.

No, no, dearly beloved. I'm actually
kind of feeling more nervous because

somebody else's day.

And if I screw it up, I screw it up for
them. And I don't want that to be a

remote possibility.

I have to get it right.

Do you think we could cover this in
fabric? Do you have any extra fabric?

I think so. Why don't you do that?

This is not your restaurant.

So funny, because Katie said, what color
your bridesmaid dress is going to be? I

thought I'd have them in jewel tones.

So I said, what about like silver?

Good idea, she said. What about white
fabric? Good idea. She just is so

easygoing. Yeah, that's lovely. I love
that.

Imagine me. I'd be like painting
everybody's ass.

Oh, right. Is that going there?

I'm so afraid.

I think some white fabric at the front
will make it look much prettier.

Oh. Oh.

Me? That thing's gonna drive me crazy.

You got it right.

I know I'm coming down to the wire. I
haven't written my vows.

Took the wrong time in the wrong room,
dude.

But I'm a master procrastinator.

Not my pen.

I got this.

All right.

Whew.

She just wrapped it in lace. We can kind
of see through it a little, or if you

want us to add anything. That's kind of
so good. So it's like wood from the

ground. So it's the groundskeeper cut of
wood. No way.

But she has your tossing bouquet.

You did make it.

Today is, without a doubt, the most
happiest day of my life. Everything is

perfect.

Almost.

Deal with it.

I feel this sharp pinch, like something
jabbing into my thighs.

Do you have to do it on both sides?
Yeah.

They told me at the last wedding they
were going to put boning in, but this is

painful. Okay, weddings are always late.
Do you want to sit? Yeah.

Maybe tacos and margaritas the night
before you're supposed to slip into a

-fitting wedding dress is not the best
idea.

So this is the part that can't be
broken. Okay. If that seems fucked, then

dress rips apart.

Look at your hair look great.

In the back?

Whoa.

I need to fix the curls are falling and
it makes my head look bald. You know,

I've been a bridesmaid a lot of time and
I'm in a dress. I'm kind of

uncomfortable.

But, like, if I'm in a suit, that means
I'm wearing pants.

I can eat whatever the hell I want.

Dude, this shirt is so nice. Yeah, it
is.

You know what's so bad? Don't do that.

No, Schwartz is my best friend.

I love him like a brother.

And being here today, being a part of
this beautiful wedding, there's so much

love in there.

You look amazing.

Thanks for having me. Thanks for helping
my brothers. You saved my ass.

It's a big day.

You ready? Really?

This is it.

Last stop, Tom.

One vagina for the rest of your life.

But all joking aside, to finally be at
this moment, I'm just really excited.

really glad everything came together and
they're getting married.

Did you bring a funnel? I'll funnel a
beer later.

All right. By the way, you do look the
best I've ever seen you. Thank you, man.

I appreciate that.

You want a shot or something? You okay?
No, I'm good on booze. All right, dude.

Love you guys.

Love you, boys. All right.

I'm going to cry a lot.

See you guys.

I don't need to have the rings yet, do
I? Who the fuck asked about that?

I feel like it's the moment.

Pretty good.

Everybody ready?

You guys.

You look gorgeous. I just got it.

Katie looks so beautiful in her dress.
It brings back memories for me. I'm so

excited to have her be a part of the
Wives Club because as of right now in

group, there's only one member and
that's me.

Okay, who's going to catch the bouquet
tonight? Not that one. All your dreams

are coming true today, Katie.

Coming up. All right, Katie.

I'm lining everyone up. Okay, come on,
we're ready.

Oh, my God. Let's do this.

Oh, my God.

You guys have 15

minutes. 15 minutes till ceremony?

I'm gonna fall apart.

I can't remember anything before.

I'm shooting in the dark.

I'm crashing through another stained
glass door. And

when it rains, it pours and

drowns my dreams.

So just sit back.

Dad, what's up?

Hey, oh my God, I'm in the wedding day
whirlwind. It's like, it's missing his

view.

I can't even think straight, Dad.
Anyway, the important thing is I love

much, and I miss the shit out of you,
and I can't wait to come home.

Okay, all right, bye, Dad. All right, I
love you.

Why don't you shake your dress up,
sweetie? Oh, yeah. Walking through the

trails. Yeah.

Hey, Tom, we're ready.

Let's do this. I got some pep in my
stuff.

Dirt went inside my dress a little bit.
How did it get inside there?

Krypton, you're being remarkably
helpful.

Have you got any in your drawers,
darling? No.

Wow. Damn.

Are you?

Can I give a full VIP status?

All right, Katie.

I'm lining everyone up. There are no
words.

Being in the woods, in my dress, with
all of our friends and family, about to

walk down the aisle at married time,
there are...

No words.

I know how to pull off a suit, but damn,
Ariana looks good.

I think she might have wore it better.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're going to make me cry.

Let's try not to cry just yet.

You look good.

I can't do that.

You're doing okay.

Thank you.

We did it.

Oh, puppies.

Please stand.

I almost want to slow it down and pause
it and just savor the moment because

it's absolutely perfect.

Next time on the season finale of
Vanderpump Rules.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

We've taken on another premises.

A bar always needs a pace.

What?

Can we get married at some point?

Oh, my God.

There's a lot of things that I found out
recently about Shay.

Listen, you're young enough to judge
again.

The way you treat me, how a lot of
people treat me. They're taking care of

How? Financially? Because that's about
it. So you're not on drugs?

Divorces aren't easy, but it has to be
that way.

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