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Taylor I mean, he's slept with many Son
of a bitch Many, many women

And a few men Before we get married, I
think we should probably Get a prenup.

It's not an expression of doubt at all.
I mean, I haven't, like, thought about

it, but, like, I'm not against prenups.
I want to come kiss you right now.

Lala's just fallen off the face of the
earth. I am not. She hasn't shown up for

a shift. She hasn't called in. You know,
like, me and James, a month ago, we

hooked up. A month ago? A few days ago,
they just celebrated their six -month

anniversary. Don't trust them.

Wesley. Hello.

I've got Tom and Ariana coming in a
minute. I want to go over all the

and I want them to show you everything
we do in surf and everything we do in

pump.

Hello, here they are on time. That's
unusual for you, Sandoval.

I'm always jumping from one restaurant
to the other.

Do you like that?

I love that colour.

Sometimes it's the flowers that pump,
sometimes it's the menus that stir, and

today it's the cocktails at Villa
Blanca.

What's the first cocktail we're going to
go with? Let's do the Sir Cosmo first.

The Sir Cosmo, it's three lime wedges
muddled in a simple syrup.

Take it and drink.

I've been working for Lisa for seven
years.

I'll do a Pump and Glory.

You would muddle cucumber with mint.

If Lisa needs to teach somebody how to
make her drink the right way, dig.

Do a rocks glass. All right. Train it
over ice.

I'm the one she called.

She definitely doesn't call Jack.

Looking good, Wesley. Looking good?

I mean, I prefer the color a little bit
deeper. The cranberry here is a little

less red than ours.

Do you know any of the guys over there?

James has been here. I've waited on him.
Don't observe him. Okay. So you know

what? With James, I'm actually going
with him to do some hypnotherapy to...

help control his emotions, keep him off
alcohol. He gets very emotional. He gets

worked up and he gets destructive.

He drinks too much.

No, Tom, he drinks too much. I don't
think James needs hypnotherapy as much

he needs less drinking.

Tom Sandoval thinks he can fix
everything.

Life is not that simple, unfortunately.

When he's sober, he's a lot better.

He is. He is, definitely.

He's always been great here. We have not
had an issue with him yet.

How many times have you seen him in
here?

Once.

Hey, you.

Hello.

That's nice.

Thank you.

How are you? I am very well.

Good to see you. Good to see you.

Welcome.

So here I have our cocktail menu. Arnold
Palmer.

For both.

Yeah, I'll take two of those. Well,
there you go. And I'll go grab that,

you a minute to look over the menu.
Perfect. Dealing with my parents, like

breaking up, has just been really hard
for me, you know. And I haven't really

been talking to my mom as much as I
should be lately. You know, I've been

of avoiding her just over everything
that's going on.

What should we not do?

Just lie, you know, I mean.

Do I want to know?

Let me explain this in a way which
works.

A lot of little things make a pie. A lot
of slices make a whole pie. You know

what I mean? I feel like Lisa had enough
slices.

And, okay, she's all pied out.

I got pied from Sarah and Pump.

Same.

Why? I want to know why. You know, there
was just a night where I was, like,

swearing in the restaurant.

That's new.

You come to Pump every...

He's drunk. Well, there's jealousy, so
people have to understand.

You know, at the end of the day, people
are jealous.

I'm definitely a threat to some people,
but I have gotten a new residency and a

new place at the Redberry Hotel.

It's a summer school with James Kennedy.
Nice.

And my first live performance where I'm
on the stage rapping.

Could we come? Yeah.

I would love to.

Okay. Yeah? Is that all right? Fun.

Definitely. So, you know, things with
Raquel are going really well.

I love her. I think she just, a light
shines from inside.

I've met the love of my life, the most
amazing girl in the world that I think

I've ever met.

I always miss you and I'd love to see
you even for like a day.

I miss you too.

Aw, I love you.

Yeah, I love you. I could bring models
home every night if I want to, but I'm

not going to do that. I'm going to
commit to my girlfriend Raquel.

And she makes it all worth it. Kristen
started talking about me to everyone,

saying how I cheat on Raquel all the
time, blah, blah, blah.

The girl needs a life.

She's got none.

That's sad. You know what her karma's
going to be?

She's not going to be able to have kids.

She's probably barren.

I know it's a bitchy thing to say, but
you know what? That's going to be her

karma. You know, my mom's firstborn. You
know, I'm a baby boy, for God's sakes.

I mean, she's very protective over me.
And, you know, if a girl came at me, my

mom would probably try and knock her
out.

Carmen's going to slap her in the face,
and she's lucky I never.

She's in a good case. Yeah.

Aww.

I know. I don't want to go back.

I'm sad.

It was nice having you here.

My mom is my best friend. I definitely
wish that my mom at least lived closer.

would love to see her more if I could.

I'm just making sure you're okay with
everything. I know he done all this

you. So I was turned down thinking back
on it. It was the only time in the two

years that we were together that he
turned a girl down.

I think he's cheated on about every
girlfriend he's had.

I know he's not cheated on me, though.
Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm with him
every step of the way.

I come from a very religious background.

My mamaw and papa, they've never drank a
sip of alcohol in their lives. If these

things were true about Jack, that my mom
would feel a little...

differently about it. I think she would
maybe want me to reconsider living here

with him. I still have some questions I
really want to talk to him about a

couple things.

You can ask Jax about that and have him
explain that to you.

You don't miss little King King?

Oh, I definitely am. I'll just take him
home in my suitcase.

Hello?

Hi!

What did you bring?

Groceries. Now that you're leaving,
we're on a health kick now. No more junk

food. No more eating out.

Good job, honey.

So what's going on?

She just packed up her suitcase that
she's leaving.

Great having you here.

I'm glad you could share my birthday
with me.

Daddy's here.

So y 'all call me over tonight?

Yeah, I wish I could take you to the
airport. I really do, but I can't. I

to work.

But it's just as nice.

I love having Sherry here, but the
second she's gone...

I'm taking my pants off, I'm making hot
wings in the microwave, and I'm going to

watch SportsCenter from the square.

Mom's going to talk to you about the
road.

Well, what about it?

Something about you being a homosexual.

That's just my buddy just being stupid.
As far as me being a homosexual, I have

nothing against it. I am not.

I've never gone down that road before.

But they were saying that you were
kissing John or something. I kissed John

the cheek. I'm like, when you come in
for, like, say hi to my birthday, say,

hey, how you doing? I kissed you on the
cheek. Yeah, I've done that. I kissed my

father on the cheek. I kissed my father
on the lips. I know, but it's just my

mother asking you.

No, no, I understand. No, I get it. I
get it. If you want to believe what you

want to believe, that's fine. But it
didn't happen. You either take my word

it or you don't.

There's no need to have attitude.

Seriously, I cannot stay in that tone of
voice, especially when you're speaking

to my mother. If you're going to attack
me, then I'm going to leave.

You're getting defensive.

Why do you get so defensive when you're
just sitting here talking?

I've had this question asked me before.

Okay, but my mom has never heard it
before, and she's asking you a question.

There's no need to have attitude.

Typical Jack.

Don't be rude to me in front of my
mother. I just can't even, I cannot stay

him right now.

There's no need to get defensive.

Don't attack me.

For no reason.

No one's attacking you. You're just
being defensive over something. Okay,

I'm going to go.

Okay, bye.

That was ridiculous.

Why don't I sit here and tell your
mother how many times, what I've done

since you've been here, the whole year
you've been here, okay?

Sitting on the couch for a year while I
take care of you.

Coming up. Is it okay if we wear a black
vest?

I would prefer you didn't.

Okay.

Don't cry.

Sorry, Mom, that he acted that way.

That's not okay.

He needs to come back in and apologize.

Jack doesn't like to think that he ever
does anything wrong, so instead of him

taking responsibility for his actions,
he tries to turn things around on me and

tries to make me look like the bad guy.

What now?

Well, I just want you to talk to Mom so
that things... This is fine. It's

between you and me.

Well, I just feel bad that she's sitting
here watching me and you argue with

each other over something so stupid. You
need to learn to pick and choose your

battles.

I'm just going to get ready.

I apologize you had to see that, but
sometimes she needs to realize what she

has.

I just want you all to be happy.

We're happy.

We are happy. She just needs to... I
feel like I just... Maybe I do too much.

Sometimes. I don't ask for anything in
return. I don't want anything. I just

ask, let me do what I want to do.

When have I ever not let you do what you
want to do?

Don't come out and dig at me. When you
want to start an argument with me? When

have I ever not let you do something?
When you want to start an argument with

me? Just because you're mad right now,
don't try to act like that. I don't

you, and I'm not thankful, or I'm not
grateful, because that's not my

and that's not who I am. But don't argue
with me.

You all can do this later, but it's
making me very uncomfortable.

She would never like to hang out with
these girls, and that's the problem.

Yeah, I think she's still the same girl
from Winchester, Kentucky.

Sorry. Well, maybe if you'll just get
involved and go to the little church

I've been trying to get you to, then. I
do. Maybe I do need Jesus.

Yes. You know what? Maybe you're right.

God needs something.

Hey, so, Victor, I know what we're doing
here, so let's use this, the roller.

I've done this before.

Me likey. Yeah.

I think we're going to go with this.

See, this is why I get paid the big
bucks, Peter.

I like to make every decision when it
comes to my restaurant about the

aesthetic. Nobody does this job better
than me.

The bridesmaids are having, like,
another bridesmaid meeting today that

a part of.

I don't know if it's, like, that's how
usually things roll. I just know with my

bridal shower, Gina came up to me and
said that Kristen got mad at her because

she didn't pay, like, the several
hundred dollars for my bridal shower.

was like... Oh, wow.

Okay, that's none of your business.

That's why I'm like, do I, like, get
involved with the, you know,

stuff? With everything I have going on
in my life, I have relinquished control

of planning the bachelorette party and
where we'll be going to my bridesmaids.

But with all the fighting going on now,
I'm not really sure that was the best

idea. My advice to you is if there are
all these women that you trust and you

love in your life, then you give them
total responsibility and let them

it. However, in your case, I would get
really involved.

Hey, how's it going?

How's it going, man? MJ, nice to meet
you. Hey, nice to meet you. MJ, Tom,

to meet you. Hey, dude, I'm Jack. I
brought my soon -to -be groomsman with

Yeah, including her.

We do slim fits, though, and we do have
small sizes.

Slim fits are what we all want.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you need an athletic
fit, man. What?

Damn, hey, he's sensitive.

I'm not making a lot of decisions for
the wedding, but I am making a few.

Now, me, I'm going to be wearing a
custom -tailored suit for my friend

It's going to be forest green.

black to go along with our woodsy
elegance theme. And then the groomsmen

going to be wearing all black.

And then they're going to have the green
tie to match my shoe. It needs to be

perfect.

What about tuxes? Then you can't wear a
tux if I'm wearing a tux. Why?

Only the groom. You usually want to make
the groom stand out more than everybody

else. Yeah, don't tell Santa about that.
I know.

Look at you.

You look like a groomsman.

Is it okay if we wear a black tux?

I would prefer you didn't.

Okay. It's your wedding, man. You call
the shots. I'm not mad.

Dude, don't cry.

We can get mad.

I'm not paying for it. Yeah.

See, it's like Stassi. All I have to do
is cry.

Old Stassi.

Uh -huh. I don't think there's a
difference.

So hot.

Did you guys want to order a drink? The
bells are weird. Yeah. It's like a

chain. A large snook gory. Can I get a
water with lemon, please? And yeah,

water's all around with lemon.

Oh, Kristen, before I forget, the money
I owe you.

For what?

For the rest of the bridal shower and
for the shoot.

Oh, okay.

I figured you'd prefer a cab, so.

Kristen wants to bitch about $500. You
know what? I'm going to put your money

an envelope, and I'm going to hand it to
you in front of everyone else, so you

shut the fuck up. So let me tell you
guys what happened today.

What? We were just talking about, like,
the roast and everything, of course. My

mom had a couple questions about, like,
Jack kissing a man. And he was, like,

really defensive and had a really bad
attitude. Being mean to somebody's

parents, that's a line that you can't
cross. Like, that is infuriating.

I can relate to what Brittany's talking
about right now. He used to fight with

me in front of my parents all the time.
I'd almost rather be cheated on.

I know what will cheer you up. We can
talk about the bachelorette party.

Yeah.

Okay, well, nobody's making decisions.

Meaning shorts mostly.

Yeah. Vegas is out.

I just know Katie wanted to do something
like by the water. I feel like it would

be really fun to do New Orleans. I will
know exactly where to take you guys.

It's so cheap. Where it's like Vegas,
except better.

So I just texted Tom. I said, hey, I'm
with the bridesmaids at lunch. What do

you think about New Orleans? Vegas is
not an option.

You guys, I just got a text from Dodie
now. I guess all the bridesmaids are at

lunch. I don't know where to go for the
bachelor party. Let's just do Vegas.

Yeah, what about Vegas? I would love to
do Vegas, but literally in capital

letters, because Vegas is not an option.

What about the Bahamas? Well, that's an
option.

Scorch is texting.

We like Bahamas.

Does everyone have their passwords?

No, mine's not in yet. Okay, so we can't
do Bahamas.

I mean, I've always wanted to take all
of you guys to New Orleans.

I just want it to be like a collective
trip where we each maybe plan like a

certain thing. No offense, but like if
we're in New Orleans, I just feel like

you're going to take over the whole
thing.

Why wouldn't I be planning this trip if
we're going to New Orleans?

I'm the only one here that's from New
Orleans and knows everything about it.

if we were going to go to vacation to
Azusa, then I would expect you to plan

Bottom line, that's what it is.

I'm not...

Planning it just because I want to do
what I want to do. Because I know

everything. I know what she'll like to
do. What I'm asking all of you guys is

you want to research everything about
New Orleans that you would want to do,

then you can tell me and I can... She's
basically the unofficial maid of honor.

Last year, Stassi was begging just for
the chance to talk to Katie. And now

she's back, full force, steamrolling
everyone, just making it all about

And it's like, cool.

Queen Stassi's back.

Kill me.

Saucy, do you think it's going to be
weird if Ariana is with us the whole

since you guys got into it the other
day? I don't feel awkward. She should

awkward for being mean.

The tribe has spoken.

It seems like they're leaning towards
New Orleans because it's the easiest to

set up. The easiest is because Saucy
lives there. No, dude, come on. It's

who we're with, and I'm going to have an
awesome groomsmen squad, and then, you

know. Where do you want me to go?

Wherever we go.

He said, let's do this damn thing. And
then he said, three beers and a skull.

New Orleans it is. This is so exciting.

Great bridesmaids meeting.

Bridesmaids. Coming up.

Schwartz and Katie are meeting with a
lawyer right now to actually do the

prenup.

Oh, my God, it smells heavenly, right?
Oh, my God, it smells so good. Ooh, see,

this is nice. Hey, how are you? Welcome
to the empty vase.

Thank you. Well, she's looking at things
for her wedding. I'm having our wedding

flowers be done by the local florist at
the wedding venue, but I don't really

know what I want. So I'm hoping Lisa can
help curate some ideas and design for

the flowers. What's your budget for
flowers?

Um, I think we could get away with
spending, like, what, like, six?

6 ,000. Again, yeah.

That would be definitely a smaller
event.

Okay. Tom will lose to himself. This
makes me... He's like, we just don't

flowers. He said you don't need flowers.
Yeah, so it's hard getting on the same

page with him sometimes as him. What was
the argument the other day? Mostly

probably just because we both have been
drinking.

First of all, you were...

Oh, my God. You're such a bitch, dude.
Oh, my God. You're such a bitch. When

say things and they hurt or you text
each other things, that somewhere stays

there. Every time I see Katie, she has
some horror story of some conversation

she's had with Schwartzy. They're
getting married in a few weeks, for

sake. It's kind of hard to fathom,
really.

Trust me, there's going to be so many
things to fight about, like the outside

world, that you need to unite and fight
the world together.

I'm a little nervous, to be honest. If
anything, you should be relaxed.

Yeah, I'm not exactly relaxed right now.
I've done hypnotism before. It's all

about getting you to be the best version
of yourself.

Right, right, yeah. Self -improvement.
Sometimes I feel like what gets you in

trouble is you reacting to things before
thinking about them.

I'm invited this hypnotherapist to come
to my house and do this session.

Hello. Hi, James. James, yes.

Hi, I'm Barbara. Nice meeting you. Come
on in.

Keith swears by it, and I'm still a
little bit skeptical.

Last year, Kristen had me doing crystal
therapy.

What's great about stones is that each
stone has a meaning, and you obviously

know this isn't Aquarius. I'm humbled to
be in your energy. You both are highly

intuitive people. You guys are tapped
in.

But, hey, maybe I'll wake up a changed
man. Who knows? When I'm not drinking

I'm around people, I'm a lot easier.

Yeah, alcohol is a catalyst for him. And
that's what we're working on you.

You're the only one who can make the
change in yourself.

The most important thing is what do you
want?

I want to make a lot of music and focus
on showing others that, like at

performances and stuff, that I'm not
exactly a joke, you know? I mean, people

tend to think, like, oh, James is a
British kid.

Hair perfect, blah, blah, blah. I think
he can do this.

Got a big performance coming up tomorrow
night, actually, at the study on

Hollywood. So I feel this feeling to
prove to others that I have this feeling

that I need to prove that I'm good at
what I do.

Sorry to interrupt, but those people are
trolls.

I feel like James is always the
underdog.

Add one and zero.

Under all that, like, cocky.

annoying facade that he puts on as a
defense mechanism.

He's just, you know, he's a delicate
guy.

The unconscious mind is here and can
hear me right now. I don't dream. I

need to have that to feel better.

You are not going to allow anyone or
anything to prevent you from achieving

you want.

You have one direction and direction is
forward.

Worst comes to worst, it doesn't work,
and I got to have a 20 -minute nap. So,

thanks, Tom.

One, two, three, four, five, eyes open,
relaxed, rejuvenated, and full of

resources in a very positive way.

We're done?

Yeah. What did you say?

You said, like, what did I say?

Did I say something? No, no.

After the therapy session, I just feel
relaxed as hell. This is going to be

a James Kennedy no one's seen before.

What's up?

What's up, man?

Oh, man. It's trippy.

Watch out for your horse poop. Poop.

So what do you do? Like, do you do,
like, jumps and stuff? Or do you just

yeah, I do?

I started riding horses when I was six
years old, and I got my first horse,

Raven, when I was eight. And she was
more of a friend to me than most people.

Raven and I were the same age. And so I
lost Raven when I was 30 and she was 30.

And so we were together for 22 years.

It's hard to explain to someone who's
not a horse person the connection that

rider and horse have with each other.
Those eyes are so big.

You're just constantly taking care of
each other and making sure that the

one feels supported and loved.

Happy jumping.

Bye. I'll be over here.

Nice form, girl.

Hey.

She looks great. Yeah, like she's a
natural.

Hey. Hi.

You look so good up there.

How was this morning?

James got hypnotized. I think it was a
really big step for him today, actually.

Okay. He really started to grasp, like,
the actual concept of taking control of

situations that you're in. I think it's
going to take a hell of a lot more than

a hypnotist to cure James of his mental
ailments. I mean, the way he treats

women is just disgusting.

But he didn't cluck like a chicken.

He's not cured of drinking.

The key word is power.

Power over your emotions. I'm telling
you, you guys should try it.

I feel like some people rely on magic to
turn them into better people, and some

people just stop acting like assholes.

So, wait, you guys have plans tonight,
right? We're supposed to go to a

class. Yeah.

Wine and paint. And it was supposed to
be a double date, but now there's a

wheel. There's a fifth wheel.

Fifth wheel, yes.

She's just not generally my cup of tea.

You know, I can be around her for short
periods of time.

In this particular group of friends, I
like the guys more than I like these

girls. But I like horses better than I
like any of them.

Schwartz and Katie are meeting with a
lawyer right now to actually do the

prenup. What?

That's just for me personally.

I mean, I had joked with Shay that I was
going to make him sign one because I

was completely f***ing with him. I would
never even consider that. If I'm

marrying someone, I trust them. And when
you get divorced, they can take half of

it? Like, I've married someone I trust.

I know, but things happen.

Yeah, emotions run wild. Trust me.

Brother, see you. Thanks, Sam.

Did you get, like, any kind of quote or
anything about this compensation cost

and for all the people who worked to be
filed?

Yeah, a whole bunch more than I thought
I was going to be. What is it?

Like $2 ,000, $2 ,500.

So you're paying for it?

My, how the tables have turned. Tom was
complaining about spending too much

money all summer long, and now we have
to shell out $2 ,500 for a prenup. I

this is the last time I hear Tom
complaining about the cost of our

So, you're here for a prenup. Well,
yeah.

Okay, why don't we start by you telling
me what your assets are.

Well, we don't have any property.

You mean...

Real property. Yeah, we don't have any
real estate.

No. You have a bank account?

I have Wells Fargo.

Approximately how much is in the
checking account?

$200.

And the savings?

$4 ,700.

How about cars?

I don't own a car. I leave.

Retirement plans?

Do you have anything like that?

My retirement plan would be to die.

Tom, same questions for you. This is
everything. I screenshotted it for you.

Okay.

So she is richer.

Yeah. Katie has more money than me right
now, but who knows how much money we'll

have in the future.

When two guys get married, all your
earnings are called community property,

they get divided equally.

Yeah. Even if she makes ten times as
much money. I wouldn't want any of her

-earned money, and I don't think she
would want mine if we...

ever, you know, did get a divorce.

Okay. Yeah. We would share custody of
our animals. Does that need to be

up? Dogs are something unique. How many
dogs?

Two. All right, so you'll share
alternate weeks, months?

We would probably sort that out on a
monthly basis.

Those are weekly.

We would switch it up, yeah. Having to
think about what would happen in terms

custody of Gordo and Butter, oh, man, it
gets, like, really heavy, you know?

Doing the adult thing is not fun.

That's about it, unless you guys have
any questions.

I was just going to ask you, generally
speaking, do you think that couples who

get prenups are more successful? So it
doesn't much matter. God forbid you guys

split up.

At least you don't have to go through
that stuff. Yeah.

Coming up.

Do you see the way that you're talking
to me, though?

It's so callous and condescending. Fine.

It's not for me.

You guys will be right over here. Thank
you.

Tina? Hey.

Hi, Paige. Are you going to work?

Just finished Tom's birthday the other
night. I, like, went into the party to

see Raquel, so I was like, oh, I'm happy
to see you two together, you know,

considering everything.

Considering what?

Oh, you don't know?

About Ellie?

Oh, I told her everything.

Ellie said she had a picture of you in
bed with her in March. She probably

jumped in my bed and took that selfie.

I wonder if she knows everything,
though. I don't think she does.

Someone at home told me James is playing
on Friday.

Where? Hollywood.

Should we go? Let's go.

I don't have shit to do. I want to make
him very uncomfortable.

He's in the studio all weekend, so...
Let's do it. Let's do it. Ellie is a...

always proven herself to be a good
friend to me. So I feel like if we go

call out James publicly and just blow
his up, then he's going to have to

take accountability for his actions.

This is my Gigi piece.

Because you're Eskimo sisters.

What do you think

I would like here? I don't even know
what happened to me.

Any of this in English?

We are not fancy people. That's just not
who we are. What do you suggest? Do you

suggest the beef or the chicken?

I suggest the chicken.

Okay. I want to do the salmon, please.

Thank you, sir.

I'm tired. It's been a long weekend.

I'm very happy that your mom came. She
had a great time. I said, listen, I'm

sorry you saw that at the very end.

Sometimes we get a little pissed. I
didn't mean for you to be in the middle

one. That probably wasn't the best
timing for that. Imagine how

she was feeling.

I understand.

You can't act that ridiculous and
treat...

someone's daughter that way in front of
them and think that everything's just

going to be okay. I'm not just going to
let somebody disrespect me and just sit

there. That's not how I am, and that's
not how I'm going to be.

What's going on with this church
situation?

Now, while your mom was here, I made it
a point to say, listen, I'll try it.

But you know how I really feel about
organized religion. I know. What kind of

church is this?

It's going to be a Baptist church. Is
that the one that tried to save

No, no, no. Jesus!

Jesus, maybe you... Maybe that's where
you need to go.

I used to go to church camp.

I used to get caught like this.

And this is what they say.

Jason,

Jason, strong and able, get your elbows
off the table. This is not a horse's

table, but a first class dining table.
Round and round you must go. You were

naughty.

I remember going to church when I was a
kid. They would take these huge wands

and chuck water around. I'm like, what
are you throwing at me? I mean, I get

it's holy water. But like, come on, man.
I don't understand what that...

Symbolizing. And it's not water, they're
throwing it with some kind of oil

because my head would be always greasy
after that.

I was talking to Sheena and she said
Ellie and Gigi were talking to her, you

know, James' side chicks about Raquel.

He's DJing at this bar tomorrow night
called The Study.

I would love to go to that.

He's going to be in a world of hurt with
all these girls.

And then you got me there, too. I would
be stressed out. But listen, I'm saying,

like, no fighting or anything, because
the probation's still staying.

All right, something does happen. I'm
sorry ahead of time.

That's not okay.

Oh, is this what her panties make?

Where should we go over here? You guys
are over here?

Have you guys done this before?

No. Yes, you.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

All right, friends, we're going to go
ahead and start.

All right.

We're going to use our big brush here,
and we're going to go ahead and mix some

of the brown and white.

I'm just blending some things that I
didn't like.

Painting is not my strongest talent or
skill. I'm much better at it.

Coloring. Mine started really good. Now
it's falling apart.

You're not Monet.

And we're going to start in on these
grass.

I don't know what they are.

But in the words of Bob Ross, there are
no mistakes, only happy accidents.

We're just going to go and make a big
circle off -center to the right.

It's in New Orleans, huh, guys?

We have like a local show us the cool
spots in New Orleans.

No, never.

You grew up there, right? I grew up
there, yeah.

I don't want to make this a bigger deal
than it already is.

I want to make sure that you guys are
cool.

Is there anybody who feels not cool? No,
I thought you guys had, like, a blow

-up and I... It was a conversation.

It felt, like, abrasive to just look at
me and be like, I don't give a f***

about you.

I mean, I just... I don't know what to
tell you.

Do you see the way that, like, you're
talking to me, though?

It's so... Well, why do you care? It's
so callous and condescending because

we're all friends with the same people.

Fine.

It is, though.

It's not for me.

It's not for me.

So that makes me feel uncomfortable. It
makes me feel sad. You hurt my feelings.

She can't make you feel any way. You
choose to feel a certain way.

It's a fact.

So... You don't care about what's
important to your friends.

You don't... Well, what do you want me
to do?

Everyone's dumb. No one's opinions
matter. No one or people I'm not friends

with.

I mean, if I wanted to be friends with
her, then yeah, I would give a f***

our opinions.

I have an opinion about this, and I
don't want this to continue.

In Stassi's bubble of a world, it's just
what she wants 24 -7. No such thing as

mistakes. You can fix everything.

She's been granted that for so many
years of her life that I don't even

she realizes.

that that's not normal.

This is not coming. The boys are going
to be separating, the girls are going to

be separating, so if y 'all can't get
along, I don't know.

Well, she's going to come with the dudes
anyways, I think. Oh, okay, that's

cool. That's awesome. Not in a catty
sort of way, just because she's a

groomsman. Of course.

No, Lola, it's not like that. It's not
in a catty... One of the guys.

Katie can't get upset that she's going
to be hanging out with the other

groomsmen on the bachelor party.

Like, you excluded her in the first
place. Then we don't need to get along.

You don't like...

That's not productive.

They do get along.

Coming up...

What's up, guys?

Cheers, guys.

Tonight is the night I've been waiting
for. I've been writing lots of new

I have three songs that I play in a row.
Do you want to, like, be the DJ for the

songs?

I've got all my friends and family
coming, and I'm going to kill it.

Hi. All right.

James has done a lot of things to a lot
of people, and now... With this whole

Gigi and Ellie thing, he needs to get a
taste of his own medicine. And if

they're going to go to his show to call
him out, I want to go to the show to

watch.

What the f*** is Jack doing here?

I didn't think you were going to call.

There's a reason I'm here.

I'm not here just because I want to
listen to that wonderful music.

There's also an exterior motive.

I bet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Okay. Okay.

Lala, you're the villain.

Shout out to Lala.

Where's my popcorn?

Seeing Kristen walk into the study is
like a bad omen. It reminds me of the

Matrix when that black cat walked by
twice, meaning something bad is about to

happen.

Normally, you couldn't pay me to listen
to one of DJ James Kennedy's sets.

But tonight, I want to watch that
motherfucker burn.

Thank you guys for having me tonight. My
name's James Kennedy.

Are they doing it?

Oh, I know. Just being groupie is what
they do best.

I think Ellie and Gigi are just pissed
that they actually slept with Jake. They

don't give a f*** about Raquel.

That's bulls***.

Tom should know better than bringing old
man Jack to my show because he knows

how it's probably going to end up. But
he knows Jack is a jealous prick. He

always has been.

Oh, Tom.

What's that, man? Why are you defending
James? He just came up to me and tried

to kick me in the f***ing shin. I don't
f***ing believe that. You threw the

drink first.

Jax and Kristen show up. They're like,
oh, I had no idea.

What are you guys doing here?

It's not enough that a lot of these
people got him fired from Pump and Sir.

got to go to a place out of their way to
try and get him fired from his new job.

You have James' back over him? I don't
give a s*** if James f***s those girls.

didn't do s***.

What did I do? You threw a f***ing
shrink in his face. Because he came up

and started antagonizing me. Because he
knows why you're here.

Are you and James twice BFFs?

I don't have to be BFFs. Just be a
situation and know that... Look,

this whole situation is not a good look
and I can't f***ing back you on this.

Not a good look, dude.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules... Let's
present Mrs.

Jacqueline Taylor.

Yeah, I never heard of this Givenchy
guy.

Givenchy. I only wear Givenchy.

Like, I don't know if, you know, you're,
like, able to stay loyal to me, like,

while I'm away.

You gotta talk to me.

A lot of people feel that you're fake a
lot of times. I am said. I'm sorry. It

was taggy. It was tagless. I'm sorry.

Calm down.

No.

Oh.

She's the one that doesn't like me.

It's funny because it's true.

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