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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,829 Everyone, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm 2 00:00:01,829 --> 00:00:01,839 Everyone, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm 3 00:00:01,839 --> 00:00:03,750 Everyone, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Michael Costa. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK 4 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:03,760 Michael Costa. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK 5 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:05,670 Michael Costa. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT. Trump wants to deport the 6 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:05,680 ABOUT TONIGHT. Trump wants to deport the 7 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,150 ABOUT TONIGHT. Trump wants to deport the midterms. The Super Bowl wokes up and 8 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:08,160 midterms. The Super Bowl wokes up and 9 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,230 midterms. The Super Bowl wokes up and Jordan Ker went to the Melania movie so 10 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:10,240 Jordan Ker went to the Melania movie so 11 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,669 Jordan Ker went to the Melania movie so you didn't have to. Hey, let's get into 12 00:00:11,669 --> 00:00:11,679 you didn't have to. Hey, let's get into 13 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:17,750 you didn't have to. Hey, let's get into the headlines. 14 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:17,760 15 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,070 Let's start with the fun news. Super 16 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:20,080 Let's start with the fun news. Super 17 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,630 Let's start with the fun news. Super Bowl licks is right around the corner 18 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:22,640 Bowl licks is right around the corner 19 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,189 Bowl licks is right around the corner and everyone's excited for the Bad Bunny 20 00:00:25,189 --> 00:00:25,199 and everyone's excited for the Bad Bunny 21 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:29,910 and everyone's excited for the Bad Bunny halftime show. AND BY 22 00:00:29,910 --> 00:00:29,920 23 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,709 AND BY EVERYONE, I mean the radical woke 24 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:32,719 AND BY EVERYONE, I mean the radical woke 25 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:35,270 AND BY EVERYONE, I mean the radical woke communists who hate America. 26 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:35,280 communists who hate America. 27 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,389 communists who hate America. >> Vanico just chose uh the bad bunny 28 00:00:38,389 --> 00:00:38,399 >> Vanico just chose uh the bad bunny 29 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:40,069 >> Vanico just chose uh the bad bunny rabbit or whatever his name. This guy 30 00:00:40,069 --> 00:00:40,079 rabbit or whatever his name. This guy 31 00:00:40,079 --> 00:00:42,069 rabbit or whatever his name. This guy who hates ice and he doesn't sing in 32 00:00:42,069 --> 00:00:42,079 who hates ice and he doesn't sing in 33 00:00:42,079 --> 00:00:42,470 who hates ice and he doesn't sing in English. 34 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:42,480 English. 35 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,750 English. >> Someone who hates America. 36 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:43,760 >> Someone who hates America. 37 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,830 >> Someone who hates America. >> Who wants to w watch a man wearing a 38 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:45,840 >> Who wants to w watch a man wearing a 39 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:46,630 >> Who wants to w watch a man wearing a dress? Anyway, 40 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:46,640 dress? Anyway, 41 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,389 dress? Anyway, >> it is woke puke. 42 00:00:48,389 --> 00:00:48,399 >> it is woke puke. 43 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:51,510 >> it is woke puke. >> Bad Bunny's lyrics contain every sexual 44 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:51,520 >> Bad Bunny's lyrics contain every sexual 45 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,069 >> Bad Bunny's lyrics contain every sexual term possible in the most explicit and 46 00:00:54,069 --> 00:00:54,079 term possible in the most explicit and 47 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:57,110 term possible in the most explicit and severe sexual terminology possible. The 48 00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:57,120 severe sexual terminology possible. The 49 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,110 severe sexual terminology possible. The lyric is, "Where are the horny ladies? 50 00:00:59,110 --> 00:00:59,120 lyric is, "Where are the horny ladies? 51 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,470 lyric is, "Where are the horny ladies? One more dance and we're going to call 52 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:00,480 One more dance and we're going to call 53 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,950 One more dance and we're going to call the Vatican. I was in hell when I found 54 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:02,960 the Vatican. I was in hell when I found 55 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,429 the Vatican. I was in hell when I found a devil." I mean, is this who you want 56 00:01:05,429 --> 00:01:05,439 a devil." I mean, is this who you want 57 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:07,109 a devil." I mean, is this who you want as your halftime entertainment? 58 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:07,119 as your halftime entertainment? 59 00:01:07,119 --> 00:01:11,270 as your halftime entertainment? >> I mean, oh my god. Is Is anyone else as 60 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:11,280 >> I mean, oh my god. Is Is anyone else as 61 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,350 >> I mean, oh my god. Is Is anyone else as mad and horny as I am right now? 62 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:15,360 mad and horny as I am right now? 63 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,910 mad and horny as I am right now? So, yeah, there's no way Americans are 64 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:17,920 So, yeah, there's no way Americans are 65 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,590 So, yeah, there's no way Americans are going to want to watch a performance by 66 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:19,600 going to want to watch a performance by 67 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,070 going to want to watch a performance by the most popular musician in America. 68 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:22,080 the most popular musician in America. 69 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,469 the most popular musician in America. But good news, there is a halftime 70 00:01:24,469 --> 00:01:24,479 But good news, there is a halftime 71 00:01:24,479 --> 00:01:26,710 But good news, there is a halftime alternative. And it's not just turning 72 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:26,720 alternative. And it's not just turning 73 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,789 alternative. And it's not just turning that seven layer dip into a seven layer 74 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:28,799 that seven layer dip into a seven layer 75 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:30,950 that seven layer dip into a seven layer poop. You want to tune out the woke 76 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:30,960 poop. You want to tune out the woke 77 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,950 poop. You want to tune out the woke nonsense that the NFL is promoting 78 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:32,960 nonsense that the NFL is promoting 79 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,870 nonsense that the NFL is promoting during the halftime show? Then tune in 80 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:34,880 during the halftime show? Then tune in 81 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,109 during the halftime show? Then tune in to Turning Point USA's All American 82 00:01:37,109 --> 00:01:37,119 to Turning Point USA's All American 83 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:39,030 to Turning Point USA's All American Halftime Show. Their lineup just 84 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:39,040 Halftime Show. Their lineup just 85 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,590 Halftime Show. Their lineup just dropped, friends, and it's fire. Now 86 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:41,600 dropped, friends, and it's fire. Now 87 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,749 dropped, friends, and it's fire. Now this Sunday, Patriots like Kid Rock, 88 00:01:43,749 --> 00:01:43,759 this Sunday, Patriots like Kid Rock, 89 00:01:43,759 --> 00:01:45,910 this Sunday, Patriots like Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby 90 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:45,920 Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby 91 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,910 Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby Barrett are performing right when 92 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:47,920 Barrett are performing right when 93 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,550 Barrett are performing right when halftime starts for the NFL. Woo! Huh, 94 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:52,560 halftime starts for the NFL. Woo! Huh, 95 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:57,670 halftime starts for the NFL. Woo! Huh, man. That is a real who's who of who. 96 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:57,680 man. That is a real who's who of who. 97 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,910 man. That is a real who's who of who. We've got Gabby Barrett, Brantley 98 00:01:59,910 --> 00:01:59,920 We've got Gabby Barrett, Brantley 99 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,630 We've got Gabby Barrett, Brantley Gilbert, Garby Billet, Billy Garvin, 100 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:02,640 Gilbert, Garby Billet, Billy Garvin, 101 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,350 Gilbert, Garby Billet, Billy Garvin, Breley Grabbers, Bobby Gabbert, Gaggy 102 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:05,360 Breley Grabbers, Bobby Gabbert, Gaggy 103 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,949 Breley Grabbers, Bobby Gabbert, Gaggy Bobbles, Barnacle Gasy, Beette Gingle 104 00:02:08,949 --> 00:02:08,959 Bobbles, Barnacle Gasy, Beette Gingle 105 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:11,990 Bobbles, Barnacle Gasy, Beette Gingle Tree, Hologram, Hulk Hogan, Gregory Lee, 106 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:12,000 Tree, Hologram, Hulk Hogan, Gregory Lee, 107 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,190 Tree, Hologram, Hulk Hogan, Gregory Lee, Benleb, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock's father, 108 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:15,200 Benleb, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock's father, 109 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,910 Benleb, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock's father, Adult Rock. So yeah, 110 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:17,920 Adult Rock. So yeah, 111 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:23,750 Adult Rock. So yeah, it's great. THIS IS GREAT. 112 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:23,760 113 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,110 YOU KNOW, ALL those musicians. 114 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:25,120 YOU KNOW, ALL those musicians. 115 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,270 YOU KNOW, ALL those musicians. Unbelievable. It's great that there's a 116 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:27,280 Unbelievable. It's great that there's a 117 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,869 Unbelievable. It's great that there's a conservative halftime show. What we 118 00:02:28,869 --> 00:02:28,879 conservative halftime show. What we 119 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:30,790 conservative halftime show. What we really need is an alternative to the 120 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:30,800 really need is an alternative to the 121 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,350 really need is an alternative to the ultra woke puppy bowl. Okay. Who's a 122 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:33,360 ultra woke puppy bowl. Okay. Who's a 123 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,350 ultra woke puppy bowl. Okay. Who's a good boy? Who's a good girl? Why are 124 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:35,360 good boy? Who's a good girl? Why are 125 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,550 good boy? Who's a good girl? Why are they so obsessed with gender? 126 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:38,560 they so obsessed with gender? 127 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,190 they so obsessed with gender? Let's move on. The midterm elections are 128 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:41,200 Let's move on. The midterm elections are 129 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,869 Let's move on. The midterm elections are coming up and things are not looking 130 00:02:42,869 --> 00:02:42,879 coming up and things are not looking 131 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:45,110 coming up and things are not looking good for my boy Donald Trump. His 132 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:45,120 good for my boy Donald Trump. His 133 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,710 good for my boy Donald Trump. His approval rating is in the toilet and 134 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:46,720 approval rating is in the toilet and 135 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,869 approval rating is in the toilet and Democrats have been overperforming in 136 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:48,879 Democrats have been overperforming in 137 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:50,949 Democrats have been overperforming in every special election since he took 138 00:02:50,949 --> 00:02:50,959 every special election since he took 139 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:53,350 every special election since he took office. Last week they won an election 140 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:53,360 office. Last week they won an election 141 00:02:53,360 --> 00:03:00,949 office. Last week they won an election in deep red Texas by 14 points. 142 00:03:00,949 --> 00:03:00,959 143 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:03,910 >> Yeah. SO, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEE 144 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:03,920 >> Yeah. SO, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEE 145 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:09,509 >> Yeah. SO, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEE WAMANS. Let's hear it. Lee Wamans. 146 00:03:09,509 --> 00:03:09,519 147 00:03:09,519 --> 00:03:11,589 >> Okay. Just so you know, Lim Wamans was 148 00:03:11,589 --> 00:03:11,599 >> Okay. Just so you know, Lim Wamans was 149 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:14,229 >> Okay. Just so you know, Lim Wamans was the Republican. You idiots. 150 00:03:14,229 --> 00:03:14,239 the Republican. You idiots. 151 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:19,430 the Republican. You idiots. Good job following the news. 152 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:19,440 153 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,030 But still, if Trump wants to avoid a 154 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:21,040 But still, if Trump wants to avoid a 155 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,309 But still, if Trump wants to avoid a blowout in the midterms, he's going to 156 00:03:22,309 --> 00:03:22,319 blowout in the midterms, he's going to 157 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,149 blowout in the midterms, he's going to have to do something. Well, he could 158 00:03:24,149 --> 00:03:24,159 have to do something. Well, he could 159 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,990 have to do something. Well, he could change his policies. He could slow down 160 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:26,000 change his policies. He could slow down 161 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,910 change his policies. He could slow down the rampant corruption. He could find 162 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:27,920 the rampant corruption. He could find 163 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,149 the rampant corruption. He could find less adorable kids to deport. So, it's 164 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:30,159 less adorable kids to deport. So, it's 165 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:33,750 less adorable kids to deport. So, it's like, who cares? So, Mr. President, 166 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:33,760 like, who cares? So, Mr. President, 167 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,110 like, who cares? So, Mr. President, what's it going to be? 168 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:35,120 what's it going to be? 169 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,350 what's it going to be? >> Donald Trump once again floated the idea 170 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:37,360 >> Donald Trump once again floated the idea 171 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,990 >> Donald Trump once again floated the idea of cancing the midterms. He boasted that 172 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:40,000 of cancing the midterms. He boasted that 173 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,309 of cancing the midterms. He boasted that he had accomplished so much that when 174 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:42,319 he had accomplished so much that when 175 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:44,229 he had accomplished so much that when you think of it, we shouldn't even have 176 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:44,239 you think of it, we shouldn't even have 177 00:03:44,239 --> 00:03:46,149 you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election. 178 00:03:46,149 --> 00:03:46,159 an election. 179 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,949 an election. >> Yikes. 180 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:48,959 >> Yikes. 181 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:52,149 >> Yikes. Yikes. Look, I do get the joy of cancing 182 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:52,159 Yikes. Look, I do get the joy of cancing 183 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:55,190 Yikes. Look, I do get the joy of cancing plans. Um, no one loves bailing on 184 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:55,200 plans. Um, no one loves bailing on 185 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,509 plans. Um, no one loves bailing on drinks or a work dinner or my kids piano 186 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:57,519 drinks or a work dinner or my kids piano 187 00:03:57,519 --> 00:04:00,630 drinks or a work dinner or my kids piano recital more than me. But you can't 188 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:00,640 recital more than me. But you can't 189 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,350 recital more than me. But you can't cancel elections. Voting is the most 190 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:03,360 cancel elections. Voting is the most 191 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,990 cancel elections. Voting is the most American thing you can do besides, well, 192 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,000 American thing you can do besides, well, 193 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,710 American thing you can do besides, well, not voting. and and and and forgive me 194 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:08,720 not voting. and and and and forgive me 195 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,270 not voting. and and and and forgive me for being serious for a moment, but the 196 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:11,280 for being serious for a moment, but the 197 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,110 for being serious for a moment, but the president suggesting that he might 198 00:04:13,110 --> 00:04:13,120 president suggesting that he might 199 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,869 president suggesting that he might cancel the midterms appears to be the 200 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:14,879 cancel the midterms appears to be the 201 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,110 cancel the midterms appears to be the inflection point toward a dictatorship 202 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:17,120 inflection point toward a dictatorship 203 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,830 inflection point toward a dictatorship from which our nation cannot return. 204 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:19,840 from which our nation cannot return. 205 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,909 from which our nation cannot return. This is serious. 206 00:04:21,909 --> 00:04:21,919 This is serious. 207 00:04:21,919 --> 00:04:26,550 This is serious. >> The president was was simply joking. 208 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:26,560 209 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,430 >> THAT IS A JOKE. FORGET IT. IT WAS a 210 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:29,440 >> THAT IS A JOKE. FORGET IT. IT WAS a 211 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,030 >> THAT IS A JOKE. FORGET IT. IT WAS a joke. Phew. That is a relief. Oh my god. 212 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:33,040 joke. Phew. That is a relief. Oh my god. 213 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,629 joke. Phew. That is a relief. Oh my god. I guess I was worried that it wasn't a 214 00:04:34,629 --> 00:04:34,639 I guess I was worried that it wasn't a 215 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:36,790 I guess I was worried that it wasn't a joke because it's a little unusual for a 216 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:36,800 joke because it's a little unusual for a 217 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,030 joke because it's a little unusual for a president to joke about cancelling an 218 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:39,040 president to joke about cancelling an 219 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,710 president to joke about cancelling an election. And also, this particular 220 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:40,720 election. And also, this particular 221 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,510 election. And also, this particular president actually did try to overturn 222 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:43,520 president actually did try to overturn 223 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,950 president actually did try to overturn an election. 224 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:44,960 an election. 225 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,990 an election. >> So, I guess I don't get the joke. 226 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:48,000 >> So, I guess I don't get the joke. 227 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,909 >> So, I guess I don't get the joke. Can someone in the press corp please ask 228 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:49,919 Can someone in the press corp please ask 229 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:51,749 Can someone in the press corp please ask the White House what was funny about 230 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:51,759 the White House what was funny about 231 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,469 the White House what was funny about this? 232 00:04:52,469 --> 00:04:52,479 this? 233 00:04:52,479 --> 00:04:53,990 this? >> Are you saying that the president finds 234 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:54,000 >> Are you saying that the president finds 235 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,629 >> Are you saying that the president finds the idea of cancelling elections funny? 236 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:56,639 the idea of cancelling elections funny? 237 00:04:56,639 --> 00:04:58,629 the idea of cancelling elections funny? >> Andrew, were you in the room? No, you 238 00:04:58,629 --> 00:04:58,639 >> Andrew, were you in the room? No, you 239 00:04:58,639 --> 00:05:00,150 >> Andrew, were you in the room? No, you weren't. I was in the room. I heard the 240 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:00,160 weren't. I was in the room. I heard the 241 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,390 weren't. I was in the room. I heard the conversation. 242 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:02,400 conversation. 243 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,950 conversation. Okay. It was a you had to be there 244 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:04,960 Okay. It was a you had to be there 245 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,270 Okay. It was a you had to be there thing, 246 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:07,280 thing, 247 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,150 thing, but none of us be there. 248 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:10,160 but none of us be there. 249 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,550 but none of us be there. If I was in the room, then I would have 250 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:12,560 If I was in the room, then I would have 251 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,550 If I was in the room, then I would have gotten it from his tone. 252 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:14,560 gotten it from his tone. 253 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,310 gotten it from his tone. >> It's like when Chris Rock tells a joke 254 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:16,320 >> It's like when Chris Rock tells a joke 255 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,830 >> It's like when Chris Rock tells a joke about black people. It works in the 256 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:17,840 about black people. It works in the 257 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,150 about black people. It works in the room, but it doesn't work later when 258 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:20,160 room, but it doesn't work later when 259 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,830 room, but it doesn't work later when Steven Miller retells it at a clan 260 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:21,840 Steven Miller retells it at a clan 261 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,310 Steven Miller retells it at a clan meeting. 262 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:24,320 meeting. 263 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:28,070 meeting. But but this is 264 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:28,080 But but this is 265 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,629 But but this is this is why we have a press to hold 266 00:05:30,629 --> 00:05:30,639 this is why we have a press to hold 267 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:32,230 this is why we have a press to hold these people accountable. You can't 268 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:32,240 these people accountable. You can't 269 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,230 these people accountable. You can't blame the reporter for asking. 270 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:34,240 blame the reporter for asking. 271 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,390 blame the reporter for asking. >> That guy's from the Independent, a 272 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:36,400 >> That guy's from the Independent, a 273 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,670 >> That guy's from the Independent, a British paper. 274 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:37,680 British paper. 275 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,070 British paper. >> Such and he is actually a weenie. And I 276 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:40,080 >> Such and he is actually a weenie. And I 277 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,350 >> Such and he is actually a weenie. And I hope that gets back to him. 278 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:41,360 hope that gets back to him. 279 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,950 hope that gets back to him. >> That guy is such a nerd. 280 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:44,960 >> That guy is such a nerd. 281 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,189 >> That guy is such a nerd. >> People like that. I mean, that's why we 282 00:05:47,189 --> 00:05:47,199 >> People like that. I mean, that's why we 283 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:50,230 >> People like that. I mean, that's why we hate the media. They're just nerds. 284 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:50,240 hate the media. They're just nerds. 285 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,909 hate the media. They're just nerds. Lighten up. 286 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:51,919 Lighten up. 287 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:56,950 Lighten up. >> Yeah. What a nerd. 288 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:56,960 >> Yeah. What a nerd. 289 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,629 >> Yeah. What a nerd. It's okay. I've learned my lesson. The 290 00:05:58,629 --> 00:05:58,639 It's okay. I've learned my lesson. The 291 00:05:58,639 --> 00:06:00,550 It's okay. I've learned my lesson. The president was just joking about this 292 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:00,560 president was just joking about this 293 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,710 president was just joking about this election stuff. AND I'M A COOL GUY. I 294 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:02,720 election stuff. AND I'M A COOL GUY. I 295 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,790 election stuff. AND I'M A COOL GUY. I GET JOKES. SO, I'm going to take all 296 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:04,800 GET JOKES. SO, I'm going to take all 297 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,390 GET JOKES. SO, I'm going to take all this much less seriously. 298 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:06,400 this much less seriously. 299 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,230 this much less seriously. >> This morning, President Trump trying to 300 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:08,240 >> This morning, President Trump trying to 301 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,150 >> This morning, President Trump trying to exert more control over the nation's 302 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:10,160 exert more control over the nation's 303 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,469 exert more control over the nation's elections. Saying Republicans should 304 00:06:12,469 --> 00:06:12,479 elections. Saying Republicans should 305 00:06:12,479 --> 00:06:14,790 elections. Saying Republicans should quote, "take over the voting." 306 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:14,800 quote, "take over the voting." 307 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,070 quote, "take over the voting." >> Okay. Okay. 308 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:18,080 >> Okay. Okay. 309 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,390 >> Okay. Okay. Okay. This sounds scary, but I know now 310 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:20,400 Okay. This sounds scary, but I know now 311 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,830 Okay. This sounds scary, but I know now it's probably just another hilarious 312 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:21,840 it's probably just another hilarious 313 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:26,390 it's probably just another hilarious joke. Let's take over the elections. 314 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:26,400 joke. Let's take over the elections. 315 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,309 joke. Let's take over the elections. I'm going to cancel the midterms. 316 00:06:30,309 --> 00:06:30,319 I'm going to cancel the midterms. 317 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:43,430 I'm going to cancel the midterms. I'm going to be president forever. 318 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:43,440 319 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,990 I bet once you hear him actually say it, 320 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:46,000 I bet once you hear him actually say it, 321 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,909 I bet once you hear him actually say it, we'll get how funny it is. The 322 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:47,919 we'll get how funny it is. The 323 00:06:47,919 --> 00:06:50,230 we'll get how funny it is. The Republicans should say we want to take 324 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:50,240 Republicans should say we want to take 325 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,629 Republicans should say we want to take over. We should take over the voting the 326 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:52,639 over. We should take over the voting the 327 00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:55,029 over. We should take over the voting the voting in at least 328 00:06:55,029 --> 00:06:55,039 voting in at least 329 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:58,390 voting in at least many 15 places. The Republicans ought to 330 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:58,400 many 15 places. The Republicans ought to 331 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:11,350 many 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. 332 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:11,360 333 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,309 This all looks and sounds pretty bad. If 334 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:14,319 This all looks and sounds pretty bad. If 335 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:15,830 This all looks and sounds pretty bad. If Trump does even half the things he's 336 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:15,840 Trump does even half the things he's 337 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,350 Trump does even half the things he's saying, our democracy will be less 338 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:17,360 saying, our democracy will be less 339 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,350 saying, our democracy will be less recognizable than the lineup of the 340 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:19,360 recognizable than the lineup of the 341 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:29,350 recognizable than the lineup of the TPUSA halftime show. 342 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:29,360 343 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,430 Don't make 344 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:31,440 Don't make 345 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,230 Don't make don't make me use it again. 346 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:34,240 don't make me use it again. 347 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,070 don't make me use it again. The only thing that's giving me solace 348 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:36,080 The only thing that's giving me solace 349 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,870 The only thing that's giving me solace so far is that this is just talk. Okay? 350 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:38,880 so far is that this is just talk. Okay? 351 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,629 so far is that this is just talk. Okay? If Trump was really going to meddle with 352 00:07:40,629 --> 00:07:40,639 If Trump was really going to meddle with 353 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:42,230 If Trump was really going to meddle with the midterms, he'd be laying the 354 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:42,240 the midterms, he'd be laying the 355 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,469 the midterms, he'd be laying the groundwork by manufacturing evidence 356 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:44,479 groundwork by manufacturing evidence 357 00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:46,870 groundwork by manufacturing evidence that there's widespread election fraud. 358 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:46,880 that there's widespread election fraud. 359 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,670 that there's widespread election fraud. And he's not doing that. Right. 360 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:49,680 And he's not doing that. Right. 361 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,469 And he's not doing that. Right. Right. 362 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:52,479 Right. 363 00:07:52,479 --> 00:07:53,670 Right. Right. 364 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:53,680 Right. 365 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,150 Right. >> Happening now, the FBI has seized all of 366 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:56,160 >> Happening now, the FBI has seized all of 367 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,469 >> Happening now, the FBI has seized all of the 2020 election ballots from Fulton 368 00:07:58,469 --> 00:07:58,479 the 2020 election ballots from Fulton 369 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,390 the 2020 election ballots from Fulton County, Georgia. It's part of the 370 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:00,400 County, Georgia. It's part of the 371 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,469 County, Georgia. It's part of the Justice Department's effort to look for 372 00:08:02,469 --> 00:08:02,479 Justice Department's effort to look for 373 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:05,029 Justice Department's effort to look for alleged voter fraud. President Trump 374 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:05,039 alleged voter fraud. President Trump 375 00:08:05,039 --> 00:08:07,749 alleged voter fraud. President Trump keeps pushing this baseless claim that 376 00:08:07,749 --> 00:08:07,759 keeps pushing this baseless claim that 377 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:10,309 keeps pushing this baseless claim that the 2020 election was stolen. 378 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:10,319 the 2020 election was stolen. 379 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:12,629 the 2020 election was stolen. >> Holy Two things. First of all, 380 00:08:12,629 --> 00:08:12,639 >> Holy Two things. First of all, 381 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:15,029 >> Holy Two things. First of all, Trump, you got to get over 2020, man. I 382 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:15,039 Trump, you got to get over 2020, man. I 383 00:08:15,039 --> 00:08:17,990 Trump, you got to get over 2020, man. I mean, 2020 is over. You don't see the 384 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:18,000 mean, 2020 is over. You don't see the 385 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,909 mean, 2020 is over. You don't see the rest of us being grateful for essential 386 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:19,919 rest of us being grateful for essential 387 00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:24,469 rest of us being grateful for essential workers anymore. Move on. 388 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:24,479 389 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:26,390 And secondly, I think it's pretty clear 390 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:26,400 And secondly, I think it's pretty clear 391 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,790 And secondly, I think it's pretty clear that Trump is not joking about meddling 392 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:28,800 that Trump is not joking about meddling 393 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,629 that Trump is not joking about meddling in the election this year. And the only 394 00:08:30,629 --> 00:08:30,639 in the election this year. And the only 395 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:32,870 in the election this year. And the only way we can prevent it is if everyone 396 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:32,880 way we can prevent it is if everyone 397 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,589 way we can prevent it is if everyone stands up to stop him. Especially 398 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:35,599 stands up to stop him. Especially 399 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,709 stands up to stop him. Especially Republicans. I'm talking Mike Johnson, 400 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:38,719 Republicans. I'm talking Mike Johnson, 401 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,589 Republicans. I'm talking Mike Johnson, Lindsey Graham, Gabby Barrett, Brantley 402 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:41,599 Lindsey Graham, Gabby Barrett, Brantley 403 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:44,790 Lindsey Graham, Gabby Barrett, Brantley Gilbert, Bour Gutman, Gunk Butters, 404 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:44,800 Gilbert, Bour Gutman, Gunk Butters, 405 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,430 Gilbert, Bour Gutman, Gunk Butters, Griff Bortman, and of course, Brickley 406 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:47,440 Griff Bortman, and of course, Brickley 407 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,030 Griff Bortman, and of course, Brickley Gobble Bottom. God, I cannot wait FOR 408 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:49,040 Gobble Bottom. God, I cannot wait FOR 409 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,790 Gobble Bottom. God, I cannot wait FOR THIS HALFTIME SHOW. OH MY GOD, I'MING 410 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:52,800 THIS HALFTIME SHOW. OH MY GOD, I'MING 411 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,710 THIS HALFTIME SHOW. OH MY GOD, I'MING BURSTING. 412 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:56,720 413 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,389 For more on Trump's statements about 414 00:08:58,389 --> 00:08:58,399 For more on Trump's statements about 415 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:00,550 For more on Trump's statements about cancelling the midterms, we go live to 416 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:00,560 cancelling the midterms, we go live to 417 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:07,990 cancelling the midterms, we go live to the White House with Troy Iada. 418 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:08,000 419 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,070 Isn't all this election undermining 420 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:10,080 Isn't all this election undermining 421 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:10,870 Isn't all this election undermining disturbing? 422 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:10,880 disturbing? 423 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:14,310 disturbing? >> Oh my god, Michael. Trump was clearly 424 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:14,320 >> Oh my god, Michael. Trump was clearly 425 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,389 >> Oh my god, Michael. Trump was clearly joking. Okay. The only disturbing thing 426 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:16,399 joking. Okay. The only disturbing thing 427 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:19,430 joking. Okay. The only disturbing thing here is how you can't take a joke. 428 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:19,440 here is how you can't take a joke. 429 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,630 here is how you can't take a joke. >> I can take a joke. 430 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:20,640 >> I can take a joke. 431 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,910 >> I can take a joke. >> Oh, really? Knock knock. 432 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:21,920 >> Oh, really? Knock knock. 433 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:22,470 >> Oh, really? Knock knock. >> Who's there? 434 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:22,480 >> Who's there? 435 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,630 >> Who's there? >> You have no sense of humor. 436 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:24,640 >> You have no sense of humor. 437 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,310 >> You have no sense of humor. That That's not funny. 438 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:26,320 That That's not funny. 439 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,230 That That's not funny. >> See, 440 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:28,240 >> See, 441 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,990 >> See, >> you you don't know when things are 442 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:30,000 >> you you don't know when things are 443 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,750 >> you you don't know when things are funny, so you can't tell when the 444 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:31,760 funny, so you can't tell when the 445 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,269 funny, so you can't tell when the president is joking. 446 00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:33,279 president is joking. 447 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:34,790 president is joking. >> Okay, but Troy, here's the thing. The 448 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:34,800 >> Okay, but Troy, here's the thing. The 449 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,710 >> Okay, but Troy, here's the thing. The president says and does a lot of unusual 450 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:36,720 president says and does a lot of unusual 451 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,550 president says and does a lot of unusual things. How are we supposed to know when 452 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:38,560 things. How are we supposed to know when 453 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,269 things. How are we supposed to know when it's a joke? 454 00:09:39,269 --> 00:09:39,279 it's a joke? 455 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:42,150 it's a joke? >> Yeah, that's the thing, Costa. It's all 456 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:42,160 >> Yeah, that's the thing, Costa. It's all 457 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,030 >> Yeah, that's the thing, Costa. It's all jokes. Trump's whole first year has been 458 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:45,040 jokes. Trump's whole first year has been 459 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:49,030 jokes. Trump's whole first year has been a bit like like, dude, remember that 460 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:49,040 a bit like like, dude, remember that 461 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,230 a bit like like, dude, remember that time he made $1.4 billion in his first 462 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:52,240 time he made $1.4 billion in his first 463 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,030 time he made $1.4 billion in his first year as president? Can you say zing? 464 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:55,040 year as president? Can you say zing? 465 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,430 year as president? Can you say zing? >> I I don't get how that's funny. 466 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:57,440 >> I I don't get how that's funny. 467 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,110 >> I I don't get how that's funny. >> It's funny cuz you're not you're not 468 00:09:59,110 --> 00:09:59,120 >> It's funny cuz you're not you're not 469 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,070 >> It's funny cuz you're not you're not supposed to do that. 470 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:02,080 supposed to do that. 471 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,389 supposed to do that. >> Look, look. Since you're such a weeny 472 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:04,399 >> Look, look. Since you're such a weeny 473 00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:07,190 >> Look, look. Since you're such a weeny nerd, let me explain. Okay. You ever see 474 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:07,200 nerd, let me explain. Okay. You ever see 475 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,030 nerd, let me explain. Okay. You ever see Impractical Jokers, that show where a 476 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:09,040 Impractical Jokers, that show where a 477 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,870 Impractical Jokers, that show where a van full of fat Italian guys trick each 478 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:10,880 van full of fat Italian guys trick each 479 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:14,470 van full of fat Italian guys trick each other? This is that, but with the 480 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:14,480 other? This is that, but with the 481 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,910 other? This is that, but with the president and no van. 482 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:17,920 president and no van. 483 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,030 president and no van. But he is fat. 484 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:19,040 But he is fat. 485 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,790 But he is fat. >> Okay. 486 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:20,800 >> Okay. 487 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,430 >> Okay. How is cancelling the midterms funny? 488 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:23,440 How is cancelling the midterms funny? 489 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:27,350 How is cancelling the midterms funny? >> Because it makes the country worse. 490 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:27,360 >> Because it makes the country worse. 491 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,230 >> Because it makes the country worse. >> Do you get it? 492 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:28,240 >> Do you get it? 493 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,350 >> Do you get it? >> No, I don't know. 494 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:29,360 >> No, I don't know. 495 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,470 >> No, I don't know. >> Dude, you are so gay. 496 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:32,480 >> Dude, you are so gay. 497 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,910 >> Dude, you are so gay. >> Wait, aren't you gay? 498 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:33,920 >> Wait, aren't you gay? 499 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,269 >> Wait, aren't you gay? >> Yeah, as a 500 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:37,279 >> Yeah, as a 501 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:39,350 >> Yeah, as a >> Look, look, you don't have to think 502 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:39,360 >> Look, look, you don't have to think 503 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,350 >> Look, look, you don't have to think Trump's funny, but you got to admit the 504 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:41,360 Trump's funny, but you got to admit the 505 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,630 Trump's funny, but you got to admit the dude loves jokes. 506 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:42,640 dude loves jokes. 507 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,790 dude loves jokes. >> Really? Because he gets so mad at people 508 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:44,800 >> Really? Because he gets so mad at people 509 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,790 >> Really? Because he gets so mad at people who make jokes about him and Epstein. 510 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:46,800 who make jokes about him and Epstein. 511 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,269 who make jokes about him and Epstein. >> BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 512 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:49,279 >> BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 513 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,750 >> BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY. THAT'S MEAN AND RUDE. And Trump had 514 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:51,760 THAT'S MEAN AND RUDE. And Trump had 515 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,269 THAT'S MEAN AND RUDE. And Trump had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein 516 00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:53,279 nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein 517 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,350 nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein except that recurring bit where Trump 518 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:55,360 except that recurring bit where Trump 519 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,910 except that recurring bit where Trump hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know, 520 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:57,920 hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know, 521 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,710 hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know, as a joke. 522 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:58,720 as a joke. 523 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,870 as a joke. >> Wait, Troy, I'll be honest. I think 524 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:00,880 >> Wait, Troy, I'll be honest. I think 525 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,790 >> Wait, Troy, I'll be honest. I think Trump's supposed jokes are part of a 526 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:02,800 Trump's supposed jokes are part of a 527 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,949 Trump's supposed jokes are part of a larger strategy to normalize his 528 00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:04,959 larger strategy to normalize his 529 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:07,190 larger strategy to normalize his authoritarian tendencies, gradually 530 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:07,200 authoritarian tendencies, gradually 531 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,269 authoritarian tendencies, gradually conditioning the public to accept the 532 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:09,279 conditioning the public to accept the 533 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:11,110 conditioning the public to accept the undermining of democratic norms until 534 00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:11,120 undermining of democratic norms until 535 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,949 undermining of democratic norms until our basic constitutional rights have 536 00:11:12,949 --> 00:11:12,959 our basic constitutional rights have 537 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:14,550 our basic constitutional rights have been completely and totally stripped 538 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:14,560 been completely and totally stripped 539 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:18,949 been completely and totally stripped away. 540 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:18,959 541 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,990 Yeah, I I think you're right. 542 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah, I I think you're right. 543 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,590 Yeah, I I think you're right. And you got to admit that's pretty 544 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:23,600 And you got to admit that's pretty 545 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,350 And you got to admit that's pretty funny. 546 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:25,360 funny. 547 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:30,120 funny. >> You got me. Try water, everyone. 46949

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