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Everyone, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm
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Everyone, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm
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Everyone, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm
Michael Costa. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK
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Michael Costa. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK
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Michael Costa. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK
ABOUT TONIGHT. Trump wants to deport the
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ABOUT TONIGHT. Trump wants to deport the
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ABOUT TONIGHT. Trump wants to deport the
midterms. The Super Bowl wokes up and
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midterms. The Super Bowl wokes up and
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midterms. The Super Bowl wokes up and
Jordan Ker went to the Melania movie so
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Jordan Ker went to the Melania movie so
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Jordan Ker went to the Melania movie so
you didn't have to. Hey, let's get into
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you didn't have to. Hey, let's get into
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you didn't have to. Hey, let's get into
the headlines.
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Let's start with the fun news. Super
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Let's start with the fun news. Super
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Let's start with the fun news. Super
Bowl licks is right around the corner
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Bowl licks is right around the corner
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Bowl licks is right around the corner
and everyone's excited for the Bad Bunny
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and everyone's excited for the Bad Bunny
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and everyone's excited for the Bad Bunny
halftime show. AND BY
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AND BY EVERYONE, I mean the radical woke
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AND BY EVERYONE, I mean the radical woke
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AND BY EVERYONE, I mean the radical woke
communists who hate America.
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communists who hate America.
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communists who hate America.
>> Vanico just chose uh the bad bunny
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>> Vanico just chose uh the bad bunny
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>> Vanico just chose uh the bad bunny
rabbit or whatever his name. This guy
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rabbit or whatever his name. This guy
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rabbit or whatever his name. This guy
who hates ice and he doesn't sing in
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who hates ice and he doesn't sing in
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who hates ice and he doesn't sing in
English.
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English.
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English.
>> Someone who hates America.
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>> Someone who hates America.
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>> Someone who hates America.
>> Who wants to w watch a man wearing a
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>> Who wants to w watch a man wearing a
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>> Who wants to w watch a man wearing a
dress? Anyway,
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dress? Anyway,
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dress? Anyway,
>> it is woke puke.
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>> it is woke puke.
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>> it is woke puke.
>> Bad Bunny's lyrics contain every sexual
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>> Bad Bunny's lyrics contain every sexual
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>> Bad Bunny's lyrics contain every sexual
term possible in the most explicit and
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term possible in the most explicit and
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term possible in the most explicit and
severe sexual terminology possible. The
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severe sexual terminology possible. The
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severe sexual terminology possible. The
lyric is, "Where are the horny ladies?
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lyric is, "Where are the horny ladies?
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lyric is, "Where are the horny ladies?
One more dance and we're going to call
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One more dance and we're going to call
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One more dance and we're going to call
the Vatican. I was in hell when I found
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the Vatican. I was in hell when I found
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the Vatican. I was in hell when I found
a devil." I mean, is this who you want
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a devil." I mean, is this who you want
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a devil." I mean, is this who you want
as your halftime entertainment?
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as your halftime entertainment?
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as your halftime entertainment?
>> I mean, oh my god. Is Is anyone else as
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>> I mean, oh my god. Is Is anyone else as
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>> I mean, oh my god. Is Is anyone else as
mad and horny as I am right now?
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mad and horny as I am right now?
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mad and horny as I am right now?
So, yeah, there's no way Americans are
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So, yeah, there's no way Americans are
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So, yeah, there's no way Americans are
going to want to watch a performance by
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going to want to watch a performance by
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going to want to watch a performance by
the most popular musician in America.
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the most popular musician in America.
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the most popular musician in America.
But good news, there is a halftime
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But good news, there is a halftime
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But good news, there is a halftime
alternative. And it's not just turning
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alternative. And it's not just turning
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alternative. And it's not just turning
that seven layer dip into a seven layer
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that seven layer dip into a seven layer
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that seven layer dip into a seven layer
poop. You want to tune out the woke
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poop. You want to tune out the woke
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poop. You want to tune out the woke
nonsense that the NFL is promoting
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nonsense that the NFL is promoting
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nonsense that the NFL is promoting
during the halftime show? Then tune in
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during the halftime show? Then tune in
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during the halftime show? Then tune in
to Turning Point USA's All American
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to Turning Point USA's All American
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to Turning Point USA's All American
Halftime Show. Their lineup just
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Halftime Show. Their lineup just
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Halftime Show. Their lineup just
dropped, friends, and it's fire. Now
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dropped, friends, and it's fire. Now
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dropped, friends, and it's fire. Now
this Sunday, Patriots like Kid Rock,
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this Sunday, Patriots like Kid Rock,
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this Sunday, Patriots like Kid Rock,
Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby
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Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby
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Brantley Gilbert, Lee Bryce, and Gabby
Barrett are performing right when
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Barrett are performing right when
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Barrett are performing right when
halftime starts for the NFL. Woo! Huh,
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halftime starts for the NFL. Woo! Huh,
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halftime starts for the NFL. Woo! Huh,
man. That is a real who's who of who.
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man. That is a real who's who of who.
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man. That is a real who's who of who.
We've got Gabby Barrett, Brantley
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We've got Gabby Barrett, Brantley
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We've got Gabby Barrett, Brantley
Gilbert, Garby Billet, Billy Garvin,
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Gilbert, Garby Billet, Billy Garvin,
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Gilbert, Garby Billet, Billy Garvin,
Breley Grabbers, Bobby Gabbert, Gaggy
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Breley Grabbers, Bobby Gabbert, Gaggy
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Breley Grabbers, Bobby Gabbert, Gaggy
Bobbles, Barnacle Gasy, Beette Gingle
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Bobbles, Barnacle Gasy, Beette Gingle
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Bobbles, Barnacle Gasy, Beette Gingle
Tree, Hologram, Hulk Hogan, Gregory Lee,
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Tree, Hologram, Hulk Hogan, Gregory Lee,
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Tree, Hologram, Hulk Hogan, Gregory Lee,
Benleb, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock's father,
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Benleb, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock's father,
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Benleb, Kid Rock, and Kid Rock's father,
Adult Rock. So yeah,
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Adult Rock. So yeah,
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Adult Rock. So yeah,
it's great. THIS IS GREAT.
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YOU KNOW, ALL those musicians.
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YOU KNOW, ALL those musicians.
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YOU KNOW, ALL those musicians.
Unbelievable. It's great that there's a
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Unbelievable. It's great that there's a
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Unbelievable. It's great that there's a
conservative halftime show. What we
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conservative halftime show. What we
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conservative halftime show. What we
really need is an alternative to the
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really need is an alternative to the
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really need is an alternative to the
ultra woke puppy bowl. Okay. Who's a
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ultra woke puppy bowl. Okay. Who's a
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ultra woke puppy bowl. Okay. Who's a
good boy? Who's a good girl? Why are
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good boy? Who's a good girl? Why are
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good boy? Who's a good girl? Why are
they so obsessed with gender?
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they so obsessed with gender?
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they so obsessed with gender?
Let's move on. The midterm elections are
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Let's move on. The midterm elections are
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Let's move on. The midterm elections are
coming up and things are not looking
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coming up and things are not looking
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coming up and things are not looking
good for my boy Donald Trump. His
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good for my boy Donald Trump. His
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good for my boy Donald Trump. His
approval rating is in the toilet and
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approval rating is in the toilet and
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approval rating is in the toilet and
Democrats have been overperforming in
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Democrats have been overperforming in
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Democrats have been overperforming in
every special election since he took
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every special election since he took
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every special election since he took
office. Last week they won an election
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office. Last week they won an election
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office. Last week they won an election
in deep red Texas by 14 points.
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>> Yeah. SO, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEE
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>> Yeah. SO, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEE
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>> Yeah. SO, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEE
WAMANS. Let's hear it. Lee Wamans.
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>> Okay. Just so you know, Lim Wamans was
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>> Okay. Just so you know, Lim Wamans was
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>> Okay. Just so you know, Lim Wamans was
the Republican. You idiots.
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the Republican. You idiots.
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the Republican. You idiots.
Good job following the news.
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But still, if Trump wants to avoid a
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But still, if Trump wants to avoid a
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But still, if Trump wants to avoid a
blowout in the midterms, he's going to
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blowout in the midterms, he's going to
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blowout in the midterms, he's going to
have to do something. Well, he could
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have to do something. Well, he could
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have to do something. Well, he could
change his policies. He could slow down
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change his policies. He could slow down
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change his policies. He could slow down
the rampant corruption. He could find
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the rampant corruption. He could find
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the rampant corruption. He could find
less adorable kids to deport. So, it's
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less adorable kids to deport. So, it's
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less adorable kids to deport. So, it's
like, who cares? So, Mr. President,
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like, who cares? So, Mr. President,
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like, who cares? So, Mr. President,
what's it going to be?
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what's it going to be?
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what's it going to be?
>> Donald Trump once again floated the idea
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>> Donald Trump once again floated the idea
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>> Donald Trump once again floated the idea
of cancing the midterms. He boasted that
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of cancing the midterms. He boasted that
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of cancing the midterms. He boasted that
he had accomplished so much that when
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he had accomplished so much that when
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he had accomplished so much that when
you think of it, we shouldn't even have
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you think of it, we shouldn't even have
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you think of it, we shouldn't even have
an election.
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an election.
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an election.
>> Yikes.
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>> Yikes.
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>> Yikes.
Yikes. Look, I do get the joy of cancing
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Yikes. Look, I do get the joy of cancing
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Yikes. Look, I do get the joy of cancing
plans. Um, no one loves bailing on
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plans. Um, no one loves bailing on
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plans. Um, no one loves bailing on
drinks or a work dinner or my kids piano
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drinks or a work dinner or my kids piano
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drinks or a work dinner or my kids piano
recital more than me. But you can't
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recital more than me. But you can't
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recital more than me. But you can't
cancel elections. Voting is the most
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cancel elections. Voting is the most
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cancel elections. Voting is the most
American thing you can do besides, well,
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American thing you can do besides, well,
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American thing you can do besides, well,
not voting. and and and and forgive me
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not voting. and and and and forgive me
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not voting. and and and and forgive me
for being serious for a moment, but the
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for being serious for a moment, but the
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for being serious for a moment, but the
president suggesting that he might
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president suggesting that he might
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president suggesting that he might
cancel the midterms appears to be the
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cancel the midterms appears to be the
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cancel the midterms appears to be the
inflection point toward a dictatorship
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inflection point toward a dictatorship
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inflection point toward a dictatorship
from which our nation cannot return.
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from which our nation cannot return.
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from which our nation cannot return.
This is serious.
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This is serious.
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This is serious.
>> The president was was simply joking.
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>> THAT IS A JOKE. FORGET IT. IT WAS a
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>> THAT IS A JOKE. FORGET IT. IT WAS a
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>> THAT IS A JOKE. FORGET IT. IT WAS a
joke. Phew. That is a relief. Oh my god.
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joke. Phew. That is a relief. Oh my god.
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joke. Phew. That is a relief. Oh my god.
I guess I was worried that it wasn't a
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I guess I was worried that it wasn't a
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I guess I was worried that it wasn't a
joke because it's a little unusual for a
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joke because it's a little unusual for a
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joke because it's a little unusual for a
president to joke about cancelling an
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president to joke about cancelling an
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president to joke about cancelling an
election. And also, this particular
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election. And also, this particular
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election. And also, this particular
president actually did try to overturn
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president actually did try to overturn
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president actually did try to overturn
an election.
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an election.
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an election.
>> So, I guess I don't get the joke.
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>> So, I guess I don't get the joke.
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>> So, I guess I don't get the joke.
Can someone in the press corp please ask
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Can someone in the press corp please ask
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Can someone in the press corp please ask
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the White House what was funny about
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the White House what was funny about
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this?
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this?
>> Are you saying that the president finds
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>> Are you saying that the president finds
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>> Are you saying that the president finds
the idea of cancelling elections funny?
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the idea of cancelling elections funny?
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the idea of cancelling elections funny?
>> Andrew, were you in the room? No, you
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>> Andrew, were you in the room? No, you
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>> Andrew, were you in the room? No, you
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weren't. I was in the room. I heard the
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weren't. I was in the room. I heard the
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conversation.
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conversation.
Okay. It was a you had to be there
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thing,
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thing,
but none of us be there.
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but none of us be there.
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but none of us be there.
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gotten it from his tone.
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gotten it from his tone.
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gotten it from his tone.
>> It's like when Chris Rock tells a joke
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>> It's like when Chris Rock tells a joke
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>> It's like when Chris Rock tells a joke
about black people. It works in the
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about black people. It works in the
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about black people. It works in the
room, but it doesn't work later when
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room, but it doesn't work later when
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room, but it doesn't work later when
Steven Miller retells it at a clan
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Steven Miller retells it at a clan
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Steven Miller retells it at a clan
meeting.
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meeting.
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meeting.
But but this is
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But but this is
this is why we have a press to hold
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this is why we have a press to hold
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this is why we have a press to hold
these people accountable. You can't
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these people accountable. You can't
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these people accountable. You can't
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blame the reporter for asking.
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blame the reporter for asking.
>> That guy's from the Independent, a
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>> That guy's from the Independent, a
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>> That guy's from the Independent, a
British paper.
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British paper.
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British paper.
>> Such and he is actually a weenie. And I
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>> Such and he is actually a weenie. And I
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>> Such and he is actually a weenie. And I
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hope that gets back to him.
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hope that gets back to him.
>> That guy is such a nerd.
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>> That guy is such a nerd.
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>> That guy is such a nerd.
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>> People like that. I mean, that's why we
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>> People like that. I mean, that's why we
hate the media. They're just nerds.
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hate the media. They're just nerds.
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hate the media. They're just nerds.
Lighten up.
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Lighten up.
>> Yeah. What a nerd.
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>> Yeah. What a nerd.
It's okay. I've learned my lesson. The
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It's okay. I've learned my lesson. The
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It's okay. I've learned my lesson. The
president was just joking about this
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president was just joking about this
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president was just joking about this
election stuff. AND I'M A COOL GUY. I
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election stuff. AND I'M A COOL GUY. I
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election stuff. AND I'M A COOL GUY. I
GET JOKES. SO, I'm going to take all
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GET JOKES. SO, I'm going to take all
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GET JOKES. SO, I'm going to take all
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this much less seriously.
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this much less seriously.
>> This morning, President Trump trying to
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>> This morning, President Trump trying to
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>> This morning, President Trump trying to
exert more control over the nation's
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exert more control over the nation's
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exert more control over the nation's
elections. Saying Republicans should
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elections. Saying Republicans should
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elections. Saying Republicans should
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quote, "take over the voting."
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quote, "take over the voting."
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>> Okay. Okay.
Okay. This sounds scary, but I know now
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Okay. This sounds scary, but I know now
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Okay. This sounds scary, but I know now
it's probably just another hilarious
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it's probably just another hilarious
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it's probably just another hilarious
joke. Let's take over the elections.
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joke. Let's take over the elections.
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joke. Let's take over the elections.
I'm going to cancel the midterms.
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I'm going to cancel the midterms.
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I'm going to cancel the midterms.
I'm going to be president forever.
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I bet once you hear him actually say it,
we'll get how funny it is. The
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we'll get how funny it is. The
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we'll get how funny it is. The
Republicans should say we want to take
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Republicans should say we want to take
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Republicans should say we want to take
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over. We should take over the voting the
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over. We should take over the voting the
voting in at least
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voting in at least
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voting in at least
many 15 places. The Republicans ought to
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many 15 places. The Republicans ought to
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many 15 places. The Republicans ought to
nationalize the voting.
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This all looks and sounds pretty bad. If
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This all looks and sounds pretty bad. If
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This all looks and sounds pretty bad. If
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Trump does even half the things he's
saying, our democracy will be less
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saying, our democracy will be less
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saying, our democracy will be less
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recognizable than the lineup of the
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recognizable than the lineup of the
TPUSA halftime show.
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Don't make
don't make me use it again.
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don't make me use it again.
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don't make me use it again.
The only thing that's giving me solace
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The only thing that's giving me solace
so far is that this is just talk. Okay?
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so far is that this is just talk. Okay?
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so far is that this is just talk. Okay?
If Trump was really going to meddle with
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the midterms, he'd be laying the
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the midterms, he'd be laying the
groundwork by manufacturing evidence
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groundwork by manufacturing evidence
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groundwork by manufacturing evidence
that there's widespread election fraud.
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that there's widespread election fraud.
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that there's widespread election fraud.
And he's not doing that. Right.
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>> Happening now, the FBI has seized all of
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>> Happening now, the FBI has seized all of
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>> Happening now, the FBI has seized all of
the 2020 election ballots from Fulton
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the 2020 election ballots from Fulton
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the 2020 election ballots from Fulton
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County, Georgia. It's part of the
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County, Georgia. It's part of the
Justice Department's effort to look for
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Justice Department's effort to look for
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Justice Department's effort to look for
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alleged voter fraud. President Trump
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alleged voter fraud. President Trump
keeps pushing this baseless claim that
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keeps pushing this baseless claim that
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keeps pushing this baseless claim that
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the 2020 election was stolen.
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the 2020 election was stolen.
>> Holy Two things. First of all,
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>> Holy Two things. First of all,
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>> Holy Two things. First of all,
Trump, you got to get over 2020, man. I
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Trump, you got to get over 2020, man. I
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Trump, you got to get over 2020, man. I
mean, 2020 is over. You don't see the
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mean, 2020 is over. You don't see the
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mean, 2020 is over. You don't see the
rest of us being grateful for essential
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rest of us being grateful for essential
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rest of us being grateful for essential
workers anymore. Move on.
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that Trump is not joking about meddling
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that Trump is not joking about meddling
in the election this year. And the only
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in the election this year. And the only
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in the election this year. And the only
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way we can prevent it is if everyone
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way we can prevent it is if everyone
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stands up to stop him. Especially
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stands up to stop him. Especially
Republicans. I'm talking Mike Johnson,
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Republicans. I'm talking Mike Johnson,
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Republicans. I'm talking Mike Johnson,
Lindsey Graham, Gabby Barrett, Brantley
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Lindsey Graham, Gabby Barrett, Brantley
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Lindsey Graham, Gabby Barrett, Brantley
Gilbert, Bour Gutman, Gunk Butters,
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Gilbert, Bour Gutman, Gunk Butters,
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Gilbert, Bour Gutman, Gunk Butters,
Griff Bortman, and of course, Brickley
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Griff Bortman, and of course, Brickley
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Griff Bortman, and of course, Brickley
Gobble Bottom. God, I cannot wait FOR
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Gobble Bottom. God, I cannot wait FOR
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Gobble Bottom. God, I cannot wait FOR
THIS HALFTIME SHOW. OH MY GOD, I'MING
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THIS HALFTIME SHOW. OH MY GOD, I'MING
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THIS HALFTIME SHOW. OH MY GOD, I'MING
BURSTING.
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For more on Trump's statements about
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For more on Trump's statements about
cancelling the midterms, we go live to
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cancelling the midterms, we go live to
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cancelling the midterms, we go live to
the White House with Troy Iada.
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Isn't all this election undermining
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Isn't all this election undermining
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Isn't all this election undermining
disturbing?
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disturbing?
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disturbing?
>> Oh my god, Michael. Trump was clearly
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>> Oh my god, Michael. Trump was clearly
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>> Oh my god, Michael. Trump was clearly
joking. Okay. The only disturbing thing
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joking. Okay. The only disturbing thing
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joking. Okay. The only disturbing thing
here is how you can't take a joke.
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here is how you can't take a joke.
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here is how you can't take a joke.
>> I can take a joke.
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>> I can take a joke.
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>> I can take a joke.
>> Oh, really? Knock knock.
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>> Oh, really? Knock knock.
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>> Oh, really? Knock knock.
>> Who's there?
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>> Who's there?
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>> Who's there?
>> You have no sense of humor.
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>> You have no sense of humor.
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>> You have no sense of humor.
That That's not funny.
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That That's not funny.
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That That's not funny.
>> See,
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>> See,
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>> See,
>> you you don't know when things are
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>> you you don't know when things are
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>> you you don't know when things are
funny, so you can't tell when the
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funny, so you can't tell when the
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funny, so you can't tell when the
president is joking.
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president is joking.
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president is joking.
>> Okay, but Troy, here's the thing. The
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>> Okay, but Troy, here's the thing. The
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>> Okay, but Troy, here's the thing. The
president says and does a lot of unusual
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president says and does a lot of unusual
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president says and does a lot of unusual
things. How are we supposed to know when
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things. How are we supposed to know when
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things. How are we supposed to know when
it's a joke?
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it's a joke?
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it's a joke?
>> Yeah, that's the thing, Costa. It's all
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>> Yeah, that's the thing, Costa. It's all
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>> Yeah, that's the thing, Costa. It's all
jokes. Trump's whole first year has been
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jokes. Trump's whole first year has been
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jokes. Trump's whole first year has been
a bit like like, dude, remember that
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a bit like like, dude, remember that
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a bit like like, dude, remember that
time he made $1.4 billion in his first
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time he made $1.4 billion in his first
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time he made $1.4 billion in his first
year as president? Can you say zing?
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year as president? Can you say zing?
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year as president? Can you say zing?
>> I I don't get how that's funny.
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>> I I don't get how that's funny.
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>> I I don't get how that's funny.
>> It's funny cuz you're not you're not
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>> It's funny cuz you're not you're not
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>> It's funny cuz you're not you're not
supposed to do that.
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supposed to do that.
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supposed to do that.
>> Look, look. Since you're such a weeny
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>> Look, look. Since you're such a weeny
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>> Look, look. Since you're such a weeny
nerd, let me explain. Okay. You ever see
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nerd, let me explain. Okay. You ever see
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nerd, let me explain. Okay. You ever see
Impractical Jokers, that show where a
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Impractical Jokers, that show where a
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Impractical Jokers, that show where a
van full of fat Italian guys trick each
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van full of fat Italian guys trick each
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van full of fat Italian guys trick each
other? This is that, but with the
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other? This is that, but with the
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other? This is that, but with the
president and no van.
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president and no van.
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president and no van.
But he is fat.
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But he is fat.
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But he is fat.
>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
How is cancelling the midterms funny?
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How is cancelling the midterms funny?
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How is cancelling the midterms funny?
>> Because it makes the country worse.
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>> Because it makes the country worse.
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>> Because it makes the country worse.
>> Do you get it?
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>> Do you get it?
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>> Do you get it?
>> No, I don't know.
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>> No, I don't know.
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>> No, I don't know.
>> Dude, you are so gay.
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>> Dude, you are so gay.
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>> Dude, you are so gay.
>> Wait, aren't you gay?
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>> Wait, aren't you gay?
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>> Wait, aren't you gay?
>> Yeah, as a
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>> Yeah, as a
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>> Yeah, as a
>> Look, look, you don't have to think
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>> Look, look, you don't have to think
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>> Look, look, you don't have to think
Trump's funny, but you got to admit the
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Trump's funny, but you got to admit the
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Trump's funny, but you got to admit the
dude loves jokes.
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dude loves jokes.
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dude loves jokes.
>> Really? Because he gets so mad at people
508
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>> Really? Because he gets so mad at people
509
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>> Really? Because he gets so mad at people
who make jokes about him and Epstein.
510
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who make jokes about him and Epstein.
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who make jokes about him and Epstein.
>> BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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>> BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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>> BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
THAT'S MEAN AND RUDE. And Trump had
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THAT'S MEAN AND RUDE. And Trump had
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THAT'S MEAN AND RUDE. And Trump had
nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein
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nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein
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nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein
except that recurring bit where Trump
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except that recurring bit where Trump
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except that recurring bit where Trump
hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know,
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hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know,
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hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know,
as a joke.
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as a joke.
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as a joke.
>> Wait, Troy, I'll be honest. I think
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>> Wait, Troy, I'll be honest. I think
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>> Wait, Troy, I'll be honest. I think
Trump's supposed jokes are part of a
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Trump's supposed jokes are part of a
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Trump's supposed jokes are part of a
larger strategy to normalize his
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larger strategy to normalize his
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larger strategy to normalize his
authoritarian tendencies, gradually
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authoritarian tendencies, gradually
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authoritarian tendencies, gradually
conditioning the public to accept the
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conditioning the public to accept the
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conditioning the public to accept the
undermining of democratic norms until
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undermining of democratic norms until
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undermining of democratic norms until
our basic constitutional rights have
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our basic constitutional rights have
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our basic constitutional rights have
been completely and totally stripped
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been completely and totally stripped
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been completely and totally stripped
away.
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Yeah, I I think you're right.
542
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Yeah, I I think you're right.
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Yeah, I I think you're right.
And you got to admit that's pretty
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And you got to admit that's pretty
545
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And you got to admit that's pretty
funny.
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funny.
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funny.
>> You got me. Try water, everyone.
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