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- [♪ "Jingle Bells" ♪]
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- ♪ Oh, Merry almost Christmas ♪
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- Christmas? Again?
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Everyone bein' nice, singin' songs,
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eatin' figgy pudding.
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- Hey, it's still a week away,
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so you've got plenty of time to get your figgy on.
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- Never. I will fight Christmas as long as I live.
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It's the number one supervillain rule,
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followed by never help old people.
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- Tsk. You can't defeat the spirit of Christmas, Max.
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♪ Merry almost Christmas! ♪ [ringing sleigh bells]
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- Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Nice job, Phoebe.
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- You've definitely outdone yourself.
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- ♪ Merry Almost-Christmas! ♪
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- Okay, we get it.
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- Billy's even helping me make sure we have a white Christmas.
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- Yep. Check out my snow dance.
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Make it snow! Make it snow!
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- Make him stop. Make him stop.
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- Sorry, Nora, the forecast says no snow
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and Billy's awesome dance moves aren't gonna change that.
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- But it's our holiday tradition.
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It's not a Thunderman Christmas
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if we're not all together playing in the snow.
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- Don't worry, Nora.
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I'm sure it'll still feel just like the holidays.
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- Yeah, that's right, but just to help...
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I arranged a Secret Santa gift exchange.
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Now all you have to do-- - HANK: Ooooh!
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- BARB: I like that. - Just do that, I guess.
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- NORA: I got Mom! - BARB: I got Max!
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- HANK: I got Phoebe!
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- Sweet! I got myself.
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I can't wait to see what I get me.
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- All right, fine, um...
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- I got, uh, Dad. - HANK: Oh!
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- Which means Max, you got...Nora.
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- You're going down, Nora.
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- Does anybody wanna switch with me?
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Okay.
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- You know what, Nora?
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I'm gonna keep our family tradition alive.
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How does snow from Mount Fuji sound?
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[zooming]
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[zooming] It's blizzard time!
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The snow turned into water.
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It's a Christmas Miracle!
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[water splats]
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- It's already Christmas Eve, Max,
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and you haven't asked me about my mistletoe hat.
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- I'm sorry, buddy.
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What's this cry for attention about?
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- Well, normally, I hate Christmas.
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But this year I'm using it as an excuse
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to get a smooch from...
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your mom!
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- Colosso, my mom can't stand you.
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- Well, if she kisses your dad,
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I've gotta be in the game.
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Hey, what's with the old cottage cheese in a box?
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- Well, Nora wants a white Christmas.
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So I'm givin' her one.
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Though it may be green and stinky
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by the time she opens it. - COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- PHOEBE & BARB: ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
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- One day, I'm gonna find that tree, chop it down,
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and make a partridge/pear pie.
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- Max, you're such a Scrooge.
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- Oh, Phoebe, you say the sweetest things.
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- Oh, Barb, can you help me out?
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Something's in my eye.
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- Fine. Let me look.
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- Uh-oh, look who's under the mistletoe.
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You have to kiss me!
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- You got me.
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Close your eyes.
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- ♪ Ready ♪
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- [powers zapping] - [yelping]
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Playin' hard to get, huh?
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Me likey.
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- Uh, Dad, what's with the giant block of ice?
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- I can't wait to lick it!
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- No! No, no, no, no, no. It's not for licking.
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It's for... What is it for, Hank?
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- Nora was right about keeping
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our Thunderman holiday tradition.
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All I need to do to make it snow is get this
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block of ice up into the pouffy clouds.
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- That plan sounds pouffy.
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- Don't worry, Dad. I believe in you.
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- Thank you, Nora.
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Thunderman, away!
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- [loud thud] - [plaster shattering]
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- Why doesn't he ever use the same hole?
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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That should do it.
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- Get ready for snow! - [object whistling]
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- [loud thud]
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- [sighs] Well, you tried your best, Dad.
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You can stop licking it now, Billy.
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- [garbled speech] Actually, I can't.
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- [♪ "Deck the Halls" ♪]
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- Oh, stupid Phoebe...
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trying to give me the stupid Christmas spirit!
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Stay out of my lair!
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- PHOEBE: Goodnight. ♪ Merry Christmas Eve ♪
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- I tried to stop her, Max.
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But Christmas is strong in that one.
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- I'm gonna drown out this holiday cheer
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with some soothing sounds.
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- [tires squealing] - [objects crashing]
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- [brakes screeching] - Much better.
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- [tires squealing] - [objects smashing]
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- [tires squealing] - [brakes screeching]
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- [cat yowling]
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- You should like totally wake up, Max Thunderman.
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- Mom? Dad? Phoebe finally snapped!
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- [Valley Girl accent] As if? I'm not "Pheeba"!
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I am the Spirit of Christmas Past.
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- Go away. - [object clunks]
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- How did you do that?
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- I told you I'm not "Pheeba."
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I've come to show you
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that all your lame ideas to ruin Christmas have failed.
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Like royally.
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- Okay, Spirit of Christmas Past,
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exactly when in the past was that outfit cool?
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- The '80s, barfbag.
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Now, come see how bogus you've been in the past.
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- I've always ruined Christmas and I always will.
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- You're right. Go back to bed.
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Psyche! - [whooshing]
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- Hey, this is our old home in Metroburg.
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- No duh!
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There's you and "Pheeba" with your parents
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on your very first Christmas.
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It was the first lame gift you tried to give them.
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- Merry Christmas, Phoebe. - BABY PHOEBE: [cooing]
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- Merry Christmas, Max. - BABY MAX: [sputtering]
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Barf! [vomit splattering]
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- Oh, I'm good. Direct hit.
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Take that, Christmas.
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- Keep watching.
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- Hank, he said my name.
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Max's first word was "Barb!"
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- No, no, no, no, no. I said "barf."
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- I totally heard "Barb."
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- This is the best Christmas gift ever.
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- Say what you want, but I still barfed on her.
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That Christmas was ruined
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just like I ruined every other Christmas.
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- Did ya?
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- You bet your jingle bells, I did.
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- Tsk. Well, let's go scope it out, McFly.
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- [whooshing]
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- Hey, if you keep doing that,
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I'm gonna "Barb" all over you.
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Hey, this was our last Christmas in Metroburg--
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all because of me.
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[spraying saliva from braces] Don't just stand there.
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Open your presents.
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- Cool! Prehistoric poo.
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- Billy, it's a lump of coal.
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- Ugh! Gross! Ugh!
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- Ha! Merry Christmas, suckers!
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[laughing]
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What could have gone wrong this time?
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I crushed the Christmas spirit so hard,
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we had to move.
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- Well, you're like sort of right,
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but like mostly wrong.
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- I have an idea.
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Hand me your coal, everyone.
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[crushing coal]
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[powers zapping]
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- ALL: [gasping]
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- [spraying saliva from braces] That's the biggest diamond
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I've ever seen--we're rich!
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- Well, we're not rich, but...
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maybe there's enough here for us to retire on
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so we can spend more time with the kids!
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- We could move to the suburbs
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and give them a normal childhood.
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I hear Hiddenville is great.
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- Oh, it'll be great to get Max away from
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all the supervillains here in Metroburg.
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- Christmas spirit rules!
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Thanks, Max!
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- Don't thanks Max. [sputtering saliva]
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- BARB, HANK, PHOEBE: Best Christmas ever!
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- How is this possible?
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- Now do you see how you're like totally wasting your time
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trying to kill the Christmas spirit?
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It'll always turn your bad gifts into good gifts.
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So, you might as well just give Nora a good gift.
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- Or I get Nora no gift at all.
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That'll definitely ruin her Christmas.
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Thanks, old time spirit.
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- Don't thank me. That wasn't the point.
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- Can't hear ya. Too busy waking myself up.
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- Stop that. Stop waking yourself up!
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- [smacking face]
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Ow!
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Sleeping slaps hurt!
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- What's all the muttering about?
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- I had a dream I gave everyone bad gifts.
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- That wasn't a dream.
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You're about to give Nora cottage cheese.
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- She's not getting cottage cheese any more.
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Empty. This'll work.
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[writing] "To Nora. Try turning this into diamonds."
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And now, nature's lullaby.
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- [bombs whistling, exploding]
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- [tube whacks] - Ow!
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- Wake up, Max! It's Christmas morning!
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- What the Dickens are you supposed to be?
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- I'm the Spirit of Christmas "Present."
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Get it?
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- Got it.
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Let's "wrap" this up. Get it?
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- Can't. You didn't learn a thing
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from the Spirit of Christmas Past.
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So, now I have to show you Nora's reaction
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when she opens her gift in the morning.
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- No thanks, barfbag.
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See, I did learn something.
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- [loud whack] - Ow!
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Why's that wrapping paper hurt so much?
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- Because it's a bat.
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- I'll get my shoes.
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- [sighs] I love my job.
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- ♪
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- Man, I look good in the morning.
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Here you go, Nora. - Thanks, Max.
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- Oh, it's "nothing."
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[laughs] And I'm funny, too.
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- Hey, what gives?
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- What's wrong, Nora?
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- There's nothing inside, that's what.
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- That is messed up!
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- Un-Merry Christmas!
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00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,760
- Maximus Octavius Thunderman, how could you?
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- Apologize to your sister.
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- Only if you apologize for my middle name.
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- BARB & HANK: We're sorry.
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- Oh.
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Well, I'm still not apologizing.
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- Don't worry, guys.
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It's gonna take a lot more than
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one empty box to ruin Christmas, right, Nora?
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- No snow? No present?
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Christmas is ruined!
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- Batter up!
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- Ow!
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- Hey, what's all the hubbub?
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Another bad dream?
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- Yeah, but this one finally opened my eyes.
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I think I learned a valuable lesson about Christmas.
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- Don't drink your Dad's eggnog because I bathe in it?
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- I've been a complete fool, Colosso.
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What kind of small-minded person
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tries to ruin a little girl's Christmas?
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When he could ruin everyone's Christmas!
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[cackling] - COLOSSO: [cackling]
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- Oh, I'm a mean one.
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- ♪
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- COLOSSO: [cackling]
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- My dream of ruining Christmas is finally coming true.
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I can't wait to wake up
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and see everyone's disappointed faces.
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- Barb will be so upset,
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she won't see the mistletoe comin'.
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Then it's nothin' but lips.
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- [recorded man cackling]
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- [whooshing]
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- [bed thudding]
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- Please don't be another weird Phoebe.
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- I am the Spirit of Christmas Future...
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where we have awesome haircuts and giant candy.
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Max Thunderman, you stole Christmas from your family.
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- That's right. What are you gonna do about it?
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Ah, don't hit me!
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- Oh, that's right. Christmas Present was here.
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She bats cleanup on our Spirit softball team.
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Now, come on, let us go see how things turned out in the future.
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- And get giant candy?
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- No.
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- [whooshing]
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- Whoa! I like it. Evil chic.
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Black super-suits.
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Now that's a family I'm proud to be a part of.
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Hey, where's Nora?
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- We'll get to that later. But, first, behold!
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- BARB & HANK: [cackling]
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- Are they cackling?
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Who taught them how to cackle?
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- After you sank their joy of Christmas,
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they turned to a life of crime...
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and cackling. - BARB & HANK: [cackling]
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- Oh, did you see how fast those guards ran?
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- Oh, especially that old guy!
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Then again, you were shooting lightning bolts at his butt.
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- BARB & HANK: [cackling]
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- Ohhhhh... - I hate you so much.
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- I hate you more, baby. [smooching]
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- Aside from the kissing,
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this is the greatest day of my life.
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Future bump.
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- Bumping is no longer a "thing."
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We mind text.
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I will send you one now.
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[powers zapping]
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- Well, that's just rude.
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- It is now time to go see
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what became of your beautiful sister, Phoebe.
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- Beautiful? [scoffs]
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I think you've got the wrong Phoebe.
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Just a little joke.
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I'm having so much fun.
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- [whooshing]
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- Hiddenville High?
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It looks like I finally turned this place around.
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- No, your sister did.
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It is now called Phoebe Thunderman Academy of Fear
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and here comes its wicked queen now.
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- [thunderous pounding]
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- MAX: Phoebe's bad, too?
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- So bad she rules this school with an iron fist.
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- [iron fist clanking] - [ground vibrating]
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- Oh, a real iron fist.
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- She got it from a diabolical wood shop accident.
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- So lucky.
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- Hey, quarterback, you're benched.
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- [loud thud]
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- [laughing] Benched...
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'cause it's a bench. [laughing]
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I'm gonna mind text you--LOL.
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- Maybe it's time you see what happened to Billy
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after his Christmas was ruined.
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- Billy turned evil, too?
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I never wanna wake up.
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- [whooshing]
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- Oh!
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Why is Billy's picture in my lair?
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- It's his lair now.
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The lair goes to the most evil person in the family.
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- More evil than me? [scoffs]
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Impossible.
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I replace seeing eye dogs with blind ones.
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- Billy didn't get any video games for Christmas.
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That left him with 14-16 hours a day
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to do nothing but get angry.
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- No, you listen to me, Mrs. Claus.
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Put Santa on the phone or the elves get it!
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- Whoa! Stealin' the fat man's elves?
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Tsk, why didn't I think of that?
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- You did not think of that because you are his pet.
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- [Max's voice] Hey, Billy, it's really funny
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what you're doin' to those elves.
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Please feed me.
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- Sure, Max.
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How about a shut-your-mouth sandwich?!
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- It is me.
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What kind of future is this?
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And where are my pants?
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- He took them so you would not run away.
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He needs you.
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He has nobody else to hang out with.
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00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,483
- Why?
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00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,151
Where's Nora?
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00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,612
- I was saving the most important part for last.
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Hold on!
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- [whooshing]
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00:17:11,991 --> 00:17:13,576
- Oh!
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00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:16,913
Oh, what happened to our old place?
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- This is where Nora lives now.
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She had so many great memories here,
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she came back to keep the Christmas spirit alive.
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- Did she forget to pay our heating bill in the future?
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00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,055
- [powers zapping]
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That's okay. We don't need a fire.
401
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We have each other to keep warm.
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00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,111
Get excited, everybody!
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00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,949
This year's Christmas bean is kidney!
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00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,409
And be sure to save room for dessert.
405
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,703
We've got dumpster mints!
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00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:02,499
- Why's she feeding dumpster mints to dolls?
407
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,543
- Nora refused to become a villain,
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00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:07,504
so your family kicked her to the curb...
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00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:11,050
right next to the dumpster where she found those mints.
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00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:12,718
- Oh, I almost forgot.
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00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,138
I have something special for you, Max.
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- Run, doll Max, save yourself.
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00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,727
- Merry Christmas.
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00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,315
I forgive you for stealing Christmas
415
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,234
and splitting up our family.
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00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,820
- She forgives me?
417
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:35,032
- I love you, Max.
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00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:36,366
- [zooming]
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- NORA & MAX: Billy, no!
420
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,912
- They cannot hear you.
421
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,497
- Give it back.
422
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,499
That's the only bow I have left and it's for Max.
423
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,668
- You should've turned evil like the rest of us, Nora.
424
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,377
- Never! - Fine.
425
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:51,507
FYI: If you're gonna eat beans, open a window.
426
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,594
Oh, that's right. You can't afford windows.
427
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,430
[zooming] [cackling]
428
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,016
- How can he do that to her?
429
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,143
- You did this to her.
430
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,352
- No, I just...
431
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,895
meant to ruin one little day,
432
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,063
not her whole life.
433
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:08,065
I have to fix this.
434
00:19:08,107 --> 00:19:11,193
- Sorry, Max Thunderman, it's too late.
435
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,445
- [whooshing] - No, no, it can't be.
436
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,571
Take me back!
437
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,239
Please, please, I wanna change this.
438
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,909
Don't go! Don't go!
439
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,202
Don't go!
440
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,913
Don't go! Don't go!
441
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:27,376
- I'm starting to rethink this whole roommate thing.
442
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,627
- Colosso!
443
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,671
[gasping]
444
00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,174
Am I me or am I you in the future?
445
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,426
- I'm the me who's gonna bite you if you keep waking me up!
446
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,261
- It is you!
447
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,972
Come here, you big, beautiful bunny!
448
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,932
[smooching]
449
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:45,978
- Huh, you're not Barb, but I'll take what I can get.
450
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,564
- It's 11:30. It's still Christmas Eve.
451
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,984
I have enough time to save Christmas.
452
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,862
- Call me!
453
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:58,115
- [♪ "Deck the Halls" ♪]
454
00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:00,076
- Get down here, sleepyheads.
455
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,452
It's Christmas!
456
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,706
- Why is Max dressed like that?
457
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:07,541
- I don't know.
458
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,793
- Merry Christmas, my beautiful family.
459
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,128
[jingling sleigh bells]
460
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,629
- Why is Max acting like that?
461
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,216
- I still don't know.
462
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,635
- Guess who made figgy pudding?
463
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:19,845
Mmmmm!
464
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,972
- Okay, everybody, lock arms.
465
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,475
Don't let go no matter what.
466
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,519
- What are you guys waiting for? Let's open our gifts.
467
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,901
- PHOEBE: Aw... - HANK: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
468
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:36,653
- Oh, awesome. - Beautiful.
469
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,072
- A video game!
470
00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:41,825
I know what I'll be doing for the next 14-16 hours.
471
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:42,701
- HANK: [laughing]
472
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:45,621
- Nora, this one is from me.
473
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,627
- Hey, what gives?
474
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,753
- What's wrong, Nora?
475
00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:54,255
- There's nothing inside, that's what.
476
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,466
- Maximus Octavius Thunderman, how could you?
477
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,593
- Oh, wait, there is something.
478
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,137
- Never mind.
479
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,935
- [reading] "Look outside. Love Max."
480
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:11,272
- HANK: Oh! - BILLY: A white world!
481
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,983
- A white Christmas? I knew it would happen.
482
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,819
This is the best Christmas ever!
483
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,238
- Max, how did you do this?
484
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,448
- Hello? Super genius.
485
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,909
I built a machine to freeze the world's water supply.
486
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,453
But today, it'll make snow for Nora.
487
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:30,874
- I love you, Max.
488
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,502
Can we go outside and chuck snowballs at the neighbors?
489
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,379
- Well, it wouldn't be much of a Thunderman Christmas, if we didn't.
490
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,259
- Max.
491
00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:41,718
I'd like to think all my pushing
492
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,972
finally convinced you to embrace the spirit of Christmas.
493
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:46,849
- It's not so bad being good once a year
494
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,893
if it means Nora doesn't have to eat dumpster mints.
495
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,854
- What are you talking about?
496
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,897
- Like you don't know, "Pheeba".
497
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,485
- Wait for me!
498
00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:09,955
- [♪ "Jingle Bells" ♪]
499
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:21,591
- ♪
500
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:29,516
- ♪
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