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♪
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Oh, cheerleader tryouts...
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I'm hyper, and nervous, and excited.
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I'm hypernervousited!
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Me, too, but there's been
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some really serious competition today.
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Uh, yeah, but can she do this?
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Okay, she's gone-- you can put it down now.
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I can't. I've never done this before.
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There we go.
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I really hope that we make the squad.
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We will, and the best part is we'll make it together.
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Phoebe, Cherry, we're ready for you.
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Who wants to go first?
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Can we do it at the same time?
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Hmm... cheer chat!
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Fine, but it better be twice as good.
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Ready? Okay!
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BOTH: [chanting] Oh yeah, we're here.
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Get ready for our awesome cheer.
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Our moves are nifty, faces look all Taylor Swifty.
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We can rhyme, we can shake it,
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Got a call, I have to take it.
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- Hello? - Hey, Phoebs!
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How's the audition going?
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I'm thinking we should sign up for wood shop.
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- Why do you say that? - Because we're nailing it!
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- She's Phoebs. - She's Cherry.
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BOTH: Vegans don't eat meat or dairy.
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Gotta go, but we've had fun.
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Drop our pompoms-- this cheer's done.
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[cheering]
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Nice job--just give us a moment to make our decision.
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- You did great. - You, too!
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I told you we would make it together.
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Okay, ladies, the Raptorettes and I have made a decision.
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Cherry's in!
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Better luck next time, Phoebe.
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Let's hear it for Cherry! - ALL: [cheering]
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[without enthusiasm] Yay!
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Were you serious about signing up for wood shop?
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No.
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♪
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WOMAN: ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in, bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ Living our lives just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe, it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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[all clamoring]
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Hey, Lionel, what's going on here?
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Guess how many pepperoni slices in the jar
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and win free pizza for a month.
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This is the day my life changes.
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Come on, any other suckeronis?
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Right here.
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Oh, hello, Max.
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I guess security at juvie's pretty loose these days.
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Here's my dollar... and my guess.
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Thanks, dummy.
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Okay, it's 12:00.
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Time to reveal the number.
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- [drumroll]
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- Shut it, band geek!
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Okay, the actual number of pepperonis in the jar is...
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3,167! [laughing]
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- ALL :[sighing] - Thanks for playing, losers.
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- Oh, hey, I think I won.
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- What?!
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There's no way you could have guessed...
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3,167?!
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- Yes! - [cheering]
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- Thanks, guys, but please,
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please chant with your words, not with your hands.
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- You cheated.
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- I didn't cheat... I'm just a really good guesser.
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You owe me a month of free za.
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- [scoffs] - Play me out, band geek.
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- [military drumbeat]
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- [cheering]
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- There you are, Phoebs--I been looking everywhere for you.
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- Oh, hey, Cherry.
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I figured you would just eat lunch with the cheerleaders.
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- I always eat lunch with you--you're my best friend.
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Besides, I can't tell who's who.
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I think three of them are named Madison.
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- Oh, don't bother--it's broken.
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- [can falls]
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- Phoebe, I'm really sorry that you didn't make the squad.
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- What, no--it's totally fine.
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In fact, I've been meaning to tell you congratulaaaaa--
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I'm sorry, what?
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I just wanted to tell you congratulaaaaaa--
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Okay, uh, Phoebe, are you having trouble
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saying congratulations to me?
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Nooo, that is ridiculous.
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I am so happy for you and I totally wish you...
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that word.
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Well, when you can say that word, just let me know.
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No, Cherry, wait.
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Congratulaaaaaa--okay, I'm gonna stop trying now.
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Mom, Dad, you know how you've always wanted a cat.
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- No. - Not really.
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Well, look no further.
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Where did that come from?
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A mama cat.
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You're supposed to know this stuff.
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We found him in the backyard.
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We named him Roscoe.
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- Can we keep him? - No, kids, that's a wild cat.
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Heck, yeah, he's wild.
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He eats fireflies and his poop lights up.
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That never works for me.
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No, no, take him back outside,
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and nobody feed him or he'll keep coming back.
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Come on, Mom, look Roscoe in the eyes
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and tell him he can't live here.
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You can't live here.
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You're welcome.
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BOTH: Uh-oh.
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Guys, I have great news.
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I won a contest at Wong's--
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got us all free pizza for a month!
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New favorite kid! [alarm sounding]
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FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert, angry Wong approaching.
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Cheesy goodness approacheth.
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Hey, Mrs. Wong.
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Are those for me?
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They sure are.
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Oh, what is on this?
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Those are fish heads, fish head!
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It's the only pizza you'll get
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till you admit you cheated at my contest!
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- I told you I did not cheat. - Really?
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Well, then get ready for a fish head tsunami.
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Wong out!
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Max... is that true? Did you cheat?
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-Of course not.
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I'm just a really good guesser.
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Right now I'm guessing my lair
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smells a whole lot better than this place.
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- Hey, um, I'm looking for a new elective.
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Is this musical harmony club?
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- [dissonantly] ♪ It is ♪ - ♪ It is ♪
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- ♪ It is ♪
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- Let me guess--you're just doing this to get out of gym?
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- [dissonantly] ♪ Duh ♪ - ♪ Duh ♪
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- ♪ Duh ♪
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- Cheer chat.
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Before Cherry shows up, let's review the plan
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for Friday's pep rally.
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First, we get Cherry to dress in the opposing team's colors.
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Then, during our routine, the Raptor sneaks up behind her
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and cracks a giant fake egg over her head.
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She gets covered in goo, and the crowd goes cra-nanas.
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- How's this for cra-nanas?
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- Hey, why did you do that?
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- I don't know.
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- Ugh, this smell, I can't take it anymore.
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- Maybe you should stop fanning the fish smell
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with a box of fish pizza.
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- Huh... this one doesn't even have a pizza in it.
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It's just a box of fish heads.
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- Why do you keep accepting the deliveries?
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- Hope, Barb.
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Hope.
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- [inhales deeply]
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Much better.
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Ugh, hang in there, everybody.
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Mrs. Wong can't keep this up forever.
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- Fly, 3:00. - Got it.
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- [laser shoots]
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- Okay, this place is officially a 4-bedroom dumpster.
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Max, I think you should just admit to Mrs. Wong
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that you cheated.
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- You think that's what happened?
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- Well... isn't it?
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- Do any of you think I won the contest fair and square?
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- [whispers loudly] This is very awkward.
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- Oh, I get it.
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It's Max, always trying to fool us with his perfect hair
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and confident swagger...
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so he must have cheated.
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- Can you blame us for thinking that?
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You are kind of a supervillain.
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- Kind of?
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I can melt the North Pole with one touch of my cell phone,
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but I did not cheat on this pizza contest.
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Okay?
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- [whispers loudly] It just got awkwarder.
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- Okay, I see how it is.
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Thanks for having my back, family.
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- Max... - [cat meows]
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- [whispers] Aww, Roscoe's hungry.
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Follow my lead.
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[loudly] Come on, Billy, let's take some pizza boxes
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out to the trash. - Yes, to throw them out.
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No cat is involved in what I just said.
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- Great practice, Madison. - Thanks, Madison.
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Bye, Madison. - Yeah, see you later, Madison.
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- Bye, Madisons!
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And Ruth.
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- Cherry, I have something really important to tell you.
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I overheard the Madisons saying
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that they're planning on cracking a giant egg full of goo
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over your head at Friday's pep rally.
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- I can't believe this! - I know, right?
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Well, at least when you quit the squad,
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we can do some different club together--
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anything but the harmony club.
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I meant I can't believe that you'd make up
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some ridiculous story so that I'll quit the team.
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What? That's not what I'm doing.
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Just admit it.
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You're super jelly that I made the squad.
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I'm not super jelly.
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I'm trying to stop you from being humiliated
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in front of everyone. - Why can't you just
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be happy for me like a real friend?
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Are you saying I'm not a real friend?
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That's exactly what I'm saying.
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In fact... here.
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Take back your pink furry protractor.
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Fine, here is your calendar of cute boys holding puppies.
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And here is your snowshoe.
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That's my tennis racket.
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Then why did it come with this yellow snowball?
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Okay, fine, so we doing this?
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Let's do this.
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Selfie of you and me at the water park?
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Delete. - [gasps]
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You and me wearing vintage hats?
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Delete. - [gasps]
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Us eating sushi... delete.
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Us drinking smoothies... delete.
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- Us getting sushi smoothie stomachaches... delete.
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Phone number... [beep]
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Phone number... [beeps]
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All right, you two, what did you want to show us
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that's so important? - Simple.
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One of you is a murderer. [chuckles]
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Just kidding, I been reading a lot of mystery novels.
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Actually, I'm gonna use this lie detector
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to prove to you guys I didn't cheat on Mrs. Wong's contest.
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Max, this again?
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Hey, I want you to know I didn't cheat.
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Colosso, would you show them how it works?
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I'll give you a demonstration.
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Max, does this house smell
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like the inside of a dolphin's blowhole?
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- Yes. - [bell dings]
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That means he's telling the truth.
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And if he lies, you'll hear a buzz.
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Got it--fire away, Colosso.
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Max, did you cheat to win Mrs. Wong's contest?
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- No. - [bell dings]
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There, see--even science says I didn't cheat.
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Hey, that's pretty cool.
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Let me try.
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Do you think I look good in this top?
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- I love it. - [buzzer sounds]
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Hank!
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Well... what about my cooking?
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Do you love that?
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- Absolutely. - [buzzer sounds]
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But I do love your cooking!
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[laughing]
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Wait a minute, what's that button under your paw?
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-Uh...
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- You were controlling the answers?
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- Yeah, you cheated on that pizza contest.
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Isn't that why we're doing this whole scam?
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- No! I didn't cheat!
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I can't believe this--everyone in this house thinks I'm a liar.
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- Max!
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- So Hank, looks like you been working out.
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- [buzzer sounds] - [laughs]
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- Hey, Phoebe, Cherry dropped of a box of your stuff
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and this note.
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- There's nothing written on it.
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- That's because she says she's not talking to you.
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Anything you want to tell me?
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- [sighs] Cherry got on the cheerleading squad
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and I didn't, and then I overheard
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that they're gonna pull a prank on her,
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and she doesn't believe me because she thinks
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I'm just being jealous. - Are you?
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- No! I even told her congratulataaa...
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what the kids are saying these days.
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- You know, honey, every now and then,
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you do have a tiny little jealous streak.
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Do you remember the time that Max--
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- Oh, Max does this, Max does that.
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You know, Phoebe does things, too!
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Oh, that jealous streak. - Yup.
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- Wow.
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If I just said congratulations, I'd still have my best friend,
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wouldn't I?
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- She's still your friend, Phoebe.
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- I hope so.
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Well, either way, I'm not gonna let her get egged
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by a pack of Madisons.
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- Good for you... I think.
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- Thanks, Mom. - Oh, honey, don't cry.
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I'm not crying.
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My eyes are burning from the fish stink.
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- More pizzas, Roscoe. - [cat meows]
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- I wonder why Mom and Dad didn't want us to feed him.
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- Who doesn't love a friendly cat?
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- [cats meowing]
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- Or three.
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- Welcome to the Hiddenville High pep rally.
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But first, here's our very own Mr. Noodleman
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with his salute to sunny Spain.
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- [flamenco music playing]
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- Hey, Madison. - ALL: Yeah?
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- Isn't this the rival team's uniform?
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- That's the point, Cherry.
323
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At the end of our routine, we all embrace you
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in a symbolic gesture of peace and friendship among schools.
325
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- Really, so I'm like the star.
326
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- Oh, trust me, everyone'll be looking at you.
327
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- [squeals]
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- Oh, hey, Reggie the Raptor.
329
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I'm, uh, the official egg inspector.
330
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Yup, bad egg... better take it in.
331
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:07,593
Hey, get your Jurassic paws off it!
332
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:15,142
Why does it smell worse?
333
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,102
Your mom lit a eucalyptus candle to get the stink out.
334
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,943
But now it just smells like a fish wrestling a koala bear.
335
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,196
- [alarm buzzing] - FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert.
336
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More fish pizza approaching.
337
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BOTH: No!
338
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- Dinner time! - No, Mrs. Wong.
339
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You made your point, now please stop delivering pizzas.
340
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I'll make you a deal.
341
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I'll stop the deliveries and take away all these boxes
342
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if you admit that your son cheated.
343
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:53,055
So let me get this straight--if we say Max cheated,
344
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no more fish pizzas.
345
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I just said that.
346
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We've decided.
347
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Ugh!
348
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We believe Max.
349
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I just wish there was a less disgusting way
350
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to believe Max.
351
00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:21,542
Okay for you, Thundermans,
352
00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:25,337
I've got 500 boxes of skunk butt pizza
353
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with your name on it.
354
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:28,465
Stop!
355
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All right, Mrs. Wong, you win.
356
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,344
Max, what are you doing?
357
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,263
Mom, it's okay.
358
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Just knowing that you guys believe me is enough.
359
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And if she needs to hear me say the words "I cheated"
360
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:41,771
for this to end, then fine.
361
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,398
I'll even put it in writing.
362
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,863
"I cheated.
363
00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:53,574
Max Thunderman."
364
00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:55,117
There, happy now?
365
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:59,329
- Ha! I always win! [laughing maniacally]
366
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,290
I'm going to hang this in my shop
367
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:05,252
and everyone will know your shame.
368
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,295
Wong out!
369
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,967
Max, why'd you do that?
370
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,052
Wait for it...
371
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:17,098
[loud pop]
372
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,766
Exploding ink.
373
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:22,478
Didn't cheat... but I'm still a supervillain.
374
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:31,153
Or we can just call it a draw?
375
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,490
Deal.
376
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,411
[loud pop]
377
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,080
MRS. WONG: Oh, come on!
378
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:47,336
Supervillain.
379
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,466
Okay, my three little kitties, this is the last of the...
380
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:58,597
[cats meowing]
381
00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,598
We're gonna need
382
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,810
a really big litter box.
383
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:09,775
- [flamenco music playing] - Olé!
384
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:13,154
- [cheers and applause]
385
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,656
All right, Señor Noodleman.
386
00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:19,493
Fantástico! [laughs]
387
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:23,413
And now our very own Hiddenville High Raptorettes.
388
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- ♪
389
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,192
- [screams]
390
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,157
It was supposed to be her!
391
00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:01,744
Why do I cheer chat if nobody ever listens?
392
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:06,082
I listened.
393
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,127
Phoebe?
394
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:14,173
Well, I'm not sure I get it... but that was cool.
395
00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:16,508
Let's hear it for the Raptorettes.
396
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,844
[cheers and applause]
397
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,430
Now go win that game tonight...
398
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,766
that I won't be at!
399
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,144
[cheers and applause]
400
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,150
I'm sorry, I should have believed you.
401
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,610
And I should have been a better friend.
402
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,529
Congratulaaaations.
403
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,906
Aww...
404
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,410
You two ruined the pep rally.
405
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,746
Who do you think you are?
406
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,792
- She's Cherry. - She's Phoebs.
407
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,627
The Madisons are major dweebs.
408
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,962
Gotta go, but we had fun.
409
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,257
Drop your pompoms-- we are done.
410
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,634
- Ooh, cheer burn. - That just happened.
411
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,761
Ooh, ooh, Rap burn!
412
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,851
Billy, Nora, you guys did a good job
413
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,895
taking those pizza boxes out.
414
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,981
You know us--we live to clean.
415
00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:15,651
[cats meowing]
416
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,861
Is that that cat, Roscoe?
417
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:20,405
[whispers loudly] Hard to say.
418
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,159
Maybe we were rough on the little guy.
419
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,078
I'll take him some milk. - Dad, wait!
420
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,329
Yeah, let us do it!
421
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,414
Oh, no, no, no, no, don't be silly.
422
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,251
Truth be told, I have a soft spot for cats.
423
00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:38,507
Here, kitty kitty kitty... kitties.
424
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,967
[cats meowing]
425
00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:41,844
HANK: Whoa, whoa... [screaming]
426
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,595
Get your claws out of my soft spot!
427
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:44,471
[cats meowing]
428
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:45,555
You fed the cat, didn't you?
429
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:50,144
BOTH: Nooooo... yes.
430
00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:52,646
There's gotta be a hundred cats out there.
431
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,107
Eh, 128.
432
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:56,650
What can I say--it's a gift.
433
00:21:56,692 --> 00:22:02,656
- [cats meowing] - HANK: [screaming]
434
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,586
♪
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