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- ♪ Over my head, I'm outta my mind ♪
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♪ Thinkin' I was born in the wrong time ♪
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♪ One of a kind ♪
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♪ Livin' in a world gone plastic ♪
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♪ Baby you're so classic ♪
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- [clicks off music] Baby, you're so loud.
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- Sorry, just feeding breakfast
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to Malcolm and Tony from MKTO.
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- Phoebe, you've lost your mind.
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- No, the MKTO concert is completely sold out,
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but I can still get two tickets
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if I win "The Most Outrageous Fan" contest.
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I call this "Waking up with MKTO."
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- I call it waking up people who don't want to be awake.
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- Hey, hey, hey. It's never too early for bacon.
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Thank you. - PHOEBE: [powers zap]
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That's for Tony. He loves apple-smoked bacon.
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But he hates pineapple.
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He's deathly allergic to it.
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- Well, you'd better hope he's not allergic to crazy.
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- Achoo!
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Oh, no, I'm allergic to crazy.
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Phoebe, you have to move out.
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- I am not crazy, okay?
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This contest is huge.
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People are sending poems, weaving quilts.
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One gutsy girl even tried to make a butter sculpture.
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I ran out of butter, okay?
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a contest to win.
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Boys, who wants pancakes?
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[clicks on music] ♪ You're over my head ♪
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♪ I'm out of my mind ♪
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♪ Thinkin' I was born... ♪
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- Shouldn't we be worried about that?
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- What? It's teenage girl going gaga over a band.
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Totally normal.
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- Not her, him.
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- So, where you come from is everyone made out of cardboard?
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- ♪
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- Oyster, do you have any idea
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how to order fries on this thing?
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- Hey, first time at Splatburger?
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You get Splat hats.
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- Uh, oh, dude, no hats.
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We're kind of known for our hair.
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- Oh, what's that like?
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Anyway, here's the deal-- all the food's pre-cooked,
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so you've just gotta punch your order in like this,
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and it shoots out of these tubes onto your plates.
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Splat away! [laughing]
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- Sweet! - Cool!
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- Yeah, food from tubes.
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The future's here, boys.
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Uh, I'm legally bound to tell you
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there's no way to actually clean these babies.
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[knocks on table] Good luck.
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- [food shoots, thuds] - Ah, bonus pickle.
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- Whoa, check it out.
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It's that girl from school you think likes you.
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- Her name's Cassandra and she does like me, all right?
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We play ignore-flirt all the time.
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Oh, she's good.
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- I wish I could go out with you, Craig, but I can't.
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I'm going to the MKTO concert on Friday.
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- She shut him down.
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But at least she spoke to him.
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- Hey, clam it, Oyster. I've got an idea.
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- Hey, uh, Max, right?
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I didn't see you there. - Yeah, you didn't.
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So, I was lookin' at the Polynesian pot stickers.
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I love apple-smoked bacon, but I can't have pineapple.
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See, I'm deathly allergic to that.
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- Oh! That's just like Tony from...
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- CASSANDRA & MAX: MKTO!
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- What, you like them, too? - I'm literally obsessed.
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What's your favorite song? - Uh...all of them!
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- But if you had to pick one, what would it be?
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- [loud thud] - Ow!
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- I can't just pick one, either.
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Are you going to the concert?
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- Yeah, of course, I'm going.
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Maybe we can meet up and rock out.
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- Sounds like a date. [laughs]
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- Epic play, man.
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But isn't that concert sold out?
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- Oh, dude, way ahead of you.
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Phoebe's entering this MKTO contest
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and if I help her win, she'll give me one of her tickets.
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- Nice!
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We should celebrate with more fries.
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- Yes! - Yo, tube dudes!
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More fries!
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- Oyster, that's not how it works.
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Maybe it is.
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- Ah, the "Thunder Purge." My favorite time of the year.
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I get to destroy all our old junk and not get in trouble.
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[powers zapping]
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- [coughing]
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I'm no lung doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is bad for me.
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- Guys, say hello to our new...
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shredder. - [thuds heavily]
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- It's gonna help us clean this place up.
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- Are you sure this thing can handle
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a year's worth of Thunder trash?
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- It can shred anything.
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Check it out. - [shredder whirring]
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- [machine shredding]
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- Ha! Ha!
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- Whoa, it's a super-shredder.
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- Yeah, and without the ashy aftermath.
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- We don't need that thing. Watch this!
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[powers zapping] - Ow!
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There go the instructions.
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- Come on, Billy. Let's play Hide and Seek.
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- Um...maybe later.
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Welcome to the family.
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I'm gonna call you Shreddy.
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- [powers zapping] - Ow.
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That's Nora. I'll tell you about her later.
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- Phoebe, are you taking the cut-outs for a walk?
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- That's ridiculous.
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Who takes cardboard cut-outs for a walk?
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I'm using them as kites.
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- Lame alert! - It is not lame.
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I'm gonna take a picture of them up in the air for the MKTO contest,
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and then they'll know my love for them is sky high.
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Get it? - I get it.
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Yeah, it's lame.
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- Well, Phoebe, lucky for you
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I've got a winning idea
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that'll only cost you one of your tickets.
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- You wanna go to the MKTO concert?
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What's her name?
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- It's Cassandra from school.
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She's going. I told her I'd meet her there.
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- Aw, Cassandra's so sweet. - Yeah.
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- Why would I ruin her life by helping you date her?
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- Okay.
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- Besides, my cut-out idea's already gonna win.
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Right, guys?
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- Hey, look, a dry-cleaning bill...
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- Oh, my. - ...from three years ago?
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- They itemized it. - Oh.
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- All right, fine. What's your big idea?
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Throw me out of a plane?
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And I know Malcolm loves classic cars
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and Siberian huskies,
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and Tony named his hamster Princess Leia.
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I know everything about you, MKTO!
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But not so much that it's weird.
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I'm your most outrageous fan and I'm falling for yooooouuuu!
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- Cut! - Okay, now let me down.
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- You got it. - Whoa!
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- [heavy thud] - [laughing]
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Now do it again--just higher and closer to the rocks.
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- All we have to do now
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is upload the video to the contest websites.
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- Do you think we'll win? - I know we'll win.
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Between your freakish fan knowledge
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and my video skills, it's a slam-dunk.
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- Thank you so much for everything.
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Except for dropping me on my face.
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- True.
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- So, you rigging the contest?
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- Do monkeys have monkey butts?
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I'm gonna put a hidden message in the video
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that says "Pick me" every four seconds.
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- Great idea!
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But for the record, it's monkey heinies.
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Look it up.
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- Guys, why invite me,
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if you're gonna stare at Cassandra
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and you're gonna stare at your phone
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to find out if you won that contest?
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- We didn't invite you.
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You were already here.
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- Oh.
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Then carry on.
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- MKTO! Oh, my gosh, we won!
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We actually won!
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Max, we did it! - Yes, up top!
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- Thank you so much.
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I take back everything bad I've ever said about you.
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- Of course, I would do anything for my sister.
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Now get lost. Cassandra's coming!
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Hey, Cassandra.
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You getting excited for our concert date?
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- Bad news, Max. My ticket fell through.
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I can't go.
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- Well, uh, maybe we can do something else.
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- And have you miss out on the concert?
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You love MKTO.
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- I also love waterslides.
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Let's find one and go there.
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- I can't do that to you.
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You just...
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have to go for the both of us.
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- [Shreddy whirring] - Oh, ho, ho!
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Oh! Ha! Ha! This thing's unstoppable.
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I thought a shredder would be fun,
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but it...it really completes the family.
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- It's purge day, Shreddy,
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and you're at the top of my list.
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[powers zapping]
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- [Shreddy powers down] - Oh, no!
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What happened?
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- Looks like it's got a faulty wire.
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You know who doesn't need a wire?
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- [Shreddy powers up]
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- Shreddy, you have a back-up battery!
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- This is shredding my mind!
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- Do you really think I'm gonna give you
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both MKTO tickets?
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- Do monkeys have monkey butts?
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- Heinies.
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- Whatever they sit on.
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The answer is no.
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Mom, did the concert tickets get here?
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- Yeah, I left them with the mail.
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- Where's the mail? - On top of the magazines.
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- Where's the magazines? - In Shreddy's belly.
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- You shredded my tickets?
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- I'm not sure.
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I shredded the list of things I shredded.
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- Don't worry, the tickets must be
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in one of the 50 trash bags out back.
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- Not so popular now, are you, Shreddy.
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- [Shreddy whirring] - Ah!
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- I need to find those tickets.
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How will Malcom and/or Tony
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fall in love with me, if they never see me?
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- You'll find the tickets, sweetie.
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We'll help you. Come on.
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- Hey, the concert tickets.
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Uh, Phoebe?
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- Hey, what are you doing?
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She wouldn't have won, if it wasn't for you.
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You should use those tickets
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to take that Cassandra girl you think likes you.
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- She does like me!
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- Max, why'd you call me?
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Did you find the tickets? - No!
260
00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:51,902
I was just practicing how I'd yell your name,
261
00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,489
if I found the tickets-- which I definitely did not.
262
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,246
- Great, still no tickets,
263
00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:05,500
but somehow I made these paper mittens.
264
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:06,792
- Don't worry, sweetie.
265
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,878
We have two more hours before the concert.
266
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,213
Everybody glue faster.
267
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,589
- We do not know how this happened.
268
00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:13,591
- Uh-uh.
269
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:16,260
- Just forget it. We're never gonna find them.
270
00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:19,013
At least I can still hang out with my cardboard cuties.
271
00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:21,057
Anyone seen Malcolm and Tony?
272
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,226
- Well, here's Tony.
273
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:26,563
You do not want to see Malcolm.
274
00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:28,898
- That's it, my life is officially over.
275
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:33,152
- Aw, honey, I--Oh!
276
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,945
And I'm stuck.
277
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,239
A little help here, Hank?
278
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,368
- I can't. I seem to have joined the band!
279
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:47,875
- ♪
280
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,044
- So, here's your ticket.
281
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:51,795
- Thanks. This is so exciting.
282
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,216
Concert selfie!
283
00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:56,758
Now let me get a picture of my hero.
284
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,720
- BOTH: [laughing]
285
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,724
- [wings flapping] - [poop splats]
286
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:07,228
- CROWD: [laughing]
287
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:10,273
- Please tell me that's rain...
288
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,650
with a hint of green.
289
00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:14,068
- Hey, in some cultures,
290
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,236
it's considered to be good luck.
291
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,739
- Yeah, in all cultures it's disgusting.
292
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,990
- [laughing]
293
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,784
- Wait, you're not gonna post that on Chirper, are you?
294
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,162
- Oops, I kinda just did. - Wha...?
295
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:28,291
- But you looked so cute.
296
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,293
- You hashtagged me birdturd?
297
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:34,088
- It's my first nickname for you. It's adorbs.
298
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:37,091
- Why don't you work on my second nickname while I go wash this off.
299
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:37,799
- Hurry back, BT. [laughing]
300
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,970
Hey, I just did it.
301
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,597
- Keep workin' on it!
302
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:48,894
- [sighs] Stupid shoe.
303
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,855
Can't even make it three blocks.
304
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,983
I'm so done with this day.
305
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,151
- Welcome to Splatburger.
306
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,944
Forgive me, I'm a little flustered
307
00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:57,779
from this crazy dinner rush.
308
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,863
[laughs]
309
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,492
- I'm the only one here.
310
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,494
- Uh, for now.
311
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,245
But when that MKTO concert lets out,
312
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,539
there's gonna be food flyin' out of that tube,
313
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:11,375
and that tube, and, oh... [laughing]
314
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,671
...that tube. Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
315
00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,130
- [sighs]
316
00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:28,309
- Sweet! This place is empty.
317
00:13:28,351 --> 00:13:29,977
Well, I guess we don't need these.
318
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:31,895
- [moustaches ripping] - Ow!
319
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,565
- Oh!
320
00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:35,899
- It's MKTO!
321
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,109
- Woo, man, good thing no one's here.
322
00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,944
I mean, I love our fans, but...
323
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,531
we seem to lose a few every time
324
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,324
they see you chew your food, you know?
325
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,201
- [laughing] Okay, mom.
326
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286
Look, I'm just glad we're gonna get
327
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:49,163
a nice, quiet meal before tonight's concert, you know?
328
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,707
- Right, just a couple of regular guys,
329
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:52,375
not MKTO, you know?
330
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,127
- It's MKTO! I'm so chirping this.
331
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,962
We're gonna be packed in no time.
332
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,174
- Wait, no. You'll scare them away.
333
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:04,011
- [powers gusting] - [frost crackling]
334
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:06,972
- Excuse me? Can we get a table?
335
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,098
- Ra--Ra--
336
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:11,644
Right away. [laughing]
337
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:19,569
- Hey, are you... Are you okay?
338
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,987
- I'm feeling a little weak in the knees.
339
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,281
- Are you sure it's not your busted shoes?
340
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,908
- Come on, Malcolm,
341
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,034
you don't insult a pretty girl's shoes.
342
00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:29,787
- Right. Right. - Pretty?
343
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:31,455
[snorts]
344
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:32,415
Have a seat.
345
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,999
I'm gonna water some grab you.
346
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,544
I mean grab you some water.
347
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,674
- Thank you.
348
00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,676
- [excited squealing]
349
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,850
- The Port-a-Potty has no soap or water.
350
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:53,352
What are we, animals?
351
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:56,689
- Max! Hey! - You went in?
352
00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:57,899
- I had to. The line started moving.
353
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,983
But then I met a bunch of peeps
354
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,528
who re-chirped your photo
355
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,113
and now it's all over the Internet.
356
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,949
How excited are you?
357
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,409
- Uh, zero, not very.
358
00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:10,244
- But you're famous.
359
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:12,288
Everyone's calling your birdturd.
360
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,290
- That is the wrong kind of famous.
361
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,250
- Hurry, I'll see you inside, turdsie.
362
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,669
Oh, another nickname. I'm on fire.
363
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,129
[laughs]
364
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,803
- Whoa! Sorry, slick.
365
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,011
No cuttin' on my watch.
366
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,055
Get to the back of the line.
367
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,641
- I'm not cutting. I waited in line.
368
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,183
I just stepped out for a sec.
369
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,352
- Oh, my bad.
370
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,354
Well, in that case, get to the back of the line!
371
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,941
- Come on, man, my date's inside waiting for me.
372
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,609
I can see her from here.
373
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,402
- Do you know where you won't see her from?
374
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:46,071
- BOTH: The back of the line.
375
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,866
- First a bird poops on me, now this.
376
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,075
- Hold up.
377
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,286
Hey, you're birdturd.
378
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,371
You gotta lead with that, BT.
379
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,998
Just show me your ticket and you're in.
380
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,084
- Yes, thank you, Mr. Bouncer.
381
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,713
Oh, no, I lost my ticket.
382
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:05,174
- Oh, birdturd!
383
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,969
It is not your day.
384
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,887
- Maybe I left it in the Port-a-Potty.
385
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,561
- [pounding]
386
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,689
- MAX: Whoa!
387
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,528
Oh, definitely no ticket.
388
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,365
- All right, Shreddy,
389
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,743
time to make school lunches for the next month.
390
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:38,833
- [Shreddy whirring]
391
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,168
- Aw, turkey again?
392
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,753
- Billy, what are you doing?
393
00:16:42,795 --> 00:16:44,463
We were playing Hide and Seek.
394
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:48,133
I've been hiding in Dad's laundry pile for an hour.
395
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,012
- Sounds like someone needs some fresh-sliced turkey.
396
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,681
- I don't want your petty poultry.
397
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:55,057
I can't believe you blew me off
398
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,059
to hang with this rust bucket.
399
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,061
- Don't listen to her, Shreddy.
400
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,897
She's just jealous of your lifetime warranty
401
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:03,273
on parts and labor.
402
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,362
- [Shreddy whirring]
403
00:17:08,404 --> 00:17:10,740
- Shreddy, no!
404
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,700
I don't wanna be lunch meat!
405
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:15,661
Ah, Nora! Help!
406
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:18,039
- [powers zapping]
407
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,874
- [Shreddy powers down]
408
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,876
- Oh, Billy, are you okay?
409
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:23,377
- Yeah, but I think I need to go change.
410
00:17:23,419 --> 00:17:27,965
- Your hoodie? - No, my pants.
411
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:30,927
Nora, I'm sorry I spent so much time with Shreddy.
412
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,262
A shredder could never replace you.
413
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,764
- He's right.
414
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,516
You are the only destructive force we need in our lives.
415
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,602
- Aw, thanks, guys.
416
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,604
- [powers zapping] - OTHERS: [yelping]
417
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,273
- Don't ever try to replace me again.
418
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:51,321
- [menu beeping] - Mmm!
419
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,575
- BOTH: Whoa!
420
00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,410
- Where did this just come from?
421
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:59,121
- I don't know, but I know where it's going.
422
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,664
- And here is some wasabi ranch sauce
423
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,917
for your pigs in a blanket.
424
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,252
- Oh, on point. That's my favorite.
425
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,712
Wait, how did you know that?
426
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,380
- 'Cause I know everything
427
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:11,759
about y-- ummy dipping sauces.
428
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:15,137
Splat away. [laughing]
429
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:19,558
- Ooh, here come my Polynesian pot stickers.
430
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,769
- Tony can't eat Polynesian pot stickers.
431
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,062
He's allergic to pineapple.
432
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,022
- Woo! - Yeah!
433
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:26,899
- Love it!
434
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,862
- Hey, that shoe just took out my Polynesian pot sticker.
435
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,783
- I'm sorry, it's just that you're allergic to pineapple
436
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,743
and I didn't want you to get sick.
437
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,621
You're MKTO!
438
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:44,207
- I think the shoe ninja's a fan, bro.
439
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,376
- Okay, it's true. I...
440
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,253
I'm a super fan, but I heard you guys say
441
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,463
that you wanted to have a quiet meal,
442
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:52,967
and I ruined it and I'm sorry.
443
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:55,385
- Sorry for what? You just saved my life.
444
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,429
Look, how...how can we repay you?
445
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,640
- Marry me.
446
00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:01,100
Sorry. [laughing]
447
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:02,476
That was really weird.
448
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,728
Let's just hang out forever.
449
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,148
- Hm, I think we have a better idea.
450
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,732
- Mm-hm.
451
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:12,028
♪ We broke down tryin' to leave town ♪
452
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:16,699
♪ Flyin' on the road to change ♪
453
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,826
♪ We were born to run ♪
454
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,870
♪ Cali, here we come ♪
455
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:25,666
♪ Escape from nowhere USA ♪
456
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,626
- ♪ Say goodbye to white picket fences ♪
457
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,712
♪ Say hello to palm trees and Benzes ♪
458
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,006
♪ They said you gotta fall to have it all ♪
459
00:19:32,048 --> 00:19:33,841
- ♪ Yeah ♪
460
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,259
- ♪ No we don't want two kids and a wife ♪
461
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,095
♪ I don't want a job I just want a life ♪
462
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:40,014
♪ Sometimes the underdogs rise ♪
463
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:44,101
♪ And the mighty fall ♪ - ♪ And the mighty fall ♪
464
00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:46,187
♪ This ain't the same summer song ♪
465
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,688
♪ That you used to know ♪
466
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:51,567
♪ 'Cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago ♪
467
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,902
♪ The world is spinning too fast ♪
468
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,487
♪ For you and me ♪
469
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:56,697
♪ So tell me ♪
470
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,992
♪ Whatever happened to the American Dream ♪
471
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,995
♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪
472
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:06,874
♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪
473
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:10,794
♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪
474
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:15,465
♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪
475
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,884
- Not again.
476
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,761
You win, birds.
477
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,554
- [birds screeching]
478
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,390
- Uh-oh! I said you win! You win!
479
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,975
- ♪ This ain't the same summer song ♪
480
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,977
♪ That you used to know ♪
481
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:30,940
♪ 'Cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago ♪
482
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,067
♪ The world is spinning too fast ♪
483
00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:33,984
♪ For you and me ♪
484
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,652
♪ So tell me ♪
485
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,448
♪ Whatever happened to the American Dream ♪
486
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,830
- [sighs]
487
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,999
Does this night ever have to end?
488
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,086
- Yeah, we kinda have that concert thing.
489
00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:54,630
- [cell phone ringing]
490
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,381
- And apparently there is some crazy fan
491
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,593
outside the venue screaming at birds.
492
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:00,677
- What?
493
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,430
- Some fans just don't know how to act.
494
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:06,600
- Yeah. Are you putting my used napkin in your pocket?
495
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,560
- What? No.
496
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:17,069
- Shreddy Thunderman, you are no longer part of this family.
497
00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:18,612
It's time to go.
498
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:19,780
- Hit it, Nora.
499
00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:24,118
- [powers zapping]
500
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,703
- Okay, come on.
501
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,705
Who wants to watch me throw this at the moon?
502
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,666
- OTHERS: Yay!
503
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,339
- Yikes, what happened to you?
504
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,841
- It's a long story.
505
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,968
- I hope it ends with you taking a long shower.
506
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,015
- There you are.
507
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,266
- Phoebe, let me explain everything.
508
00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:49,893
- I just had the best night of my entire life.
509
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,895
MKTO gave me a private concert.
510
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,772
- You had a what with who now?
511
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,565
- It was amazing.
512
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,195
Here, let me show you some of the photos.
513
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:02,489
Oops, wrong one.
514
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:05,784
Sorry, birdturd. [laughing]
515
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:08,037
- Okay.
516
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:20,090
- ♪
517
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:27,848
- ♪
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