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- ♪
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- Mom, guess what?
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There is just the cutest new boy at school.
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- Ooh, yay, tell me everything.
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- He's a rocker. - Oooh.
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- He writes the most beautiful lyrics...
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- Oooh. - And his name is Oyster.
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- Okay, you lost me.
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- Here, listen to these lyrics he wrote for English class.
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It's called "Goodbye Mikaila."
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[clears throat]
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"I shed tears on your neck,
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as we say goodbye.
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Don't know how I'll go on without you,
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but I'll try."
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- I'm sorry, his name is Oyster?
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- It's cute. Get over it.
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Wish he'd write a song about me.
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If only I knew someone who could introduce me to him.
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- Hey, guys, this is Oyster.
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- Whaddup?
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- Hi!
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I mean, yo!
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I mean, hey!
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- Here, Phoebe, have a brownie.
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Uh, what she was trying to say
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is welcome to our home, Oyster.
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- Thanks, and fair warning...
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we're gonna rock it to its foundation.
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- Yeah, we started a band with a group of guys
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a couple of days ago and our first gig's this weekend.
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Yeah, that's right. I'm giggin'!
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- Yeah? Well, I gigged back in my day.
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I had a band called Barb Jovial.
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Show ya a little taste of my moves.
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♪ Ba da da da dang ♪
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- Dude, if we don't go and rehearse hard,
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that's how embarrassing we'll look.
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- Nice, uh... Nice meeting you.
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- Oh.
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- Um, okay, bye! I mean, I'll see ya!
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I mean, Aloha, which is hi and goodbye!
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Mom!
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Where were you with that brownie?
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You let me get to Aloha.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you'd never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Aw, this is totally unfair!
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- I can't have a singing rabbit in my lair.
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It was hard enough explaining your wig.
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- Wig? Oh, how dare you.
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This is my real hair.
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- Oh, ho, the band needs fuel.
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I'll take those. - Oh!
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No, I wanna bring 'em down.
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I need an Oyster do-over.
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- No way.
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I cannot have you interrupting the Max-Eyed Peas.
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We're workin' on a band name, okay?
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- Look, not that you would even care,
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but I think Oyster is cute,
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and I kinda wanted to talk to him.
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- You and Oyster?
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The Oyster that's downstairs?
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Oyster in my band?
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- How many Oysters do you know?
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- Phoebe, Oyster is...is a bad boy.
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He's a rocker.
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He sweats poetry and shreds like a six-armed mutant.
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- So, I sweat. I shred.
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- Yo, Max, you got a bottle opener?
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Actually, never mind.
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- [lid pops]
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- [spits out lid]
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- See? Bad boy.
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Trust me, Phoebe, you guys...
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are not a good match.
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- Yeah, well, if that's true,
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then how come I can do this?
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Ah! Arg!
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- FYI. What you're doing isn't bad.
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It's just embarrassing.
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- I can't believe we're gonna be the only kids
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in school whose parents aren't coming to Career Day.
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- That's because, if they talk about being superheroes,
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they might give away that they're superheroes!
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- Tonight will be way cool.
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My dad's a firefighter
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and Chase's mom's a doctor.
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What do you parents do, Billy?
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- Um, they're retired.
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It's a fancy word for "lazy."
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- So, they just sit around all day,
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where our parents are out saving the world?
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- My dad saves things.
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- Like what?
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A spot on the couch for your mom?
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[laughing]
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Cool parents swap.
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- My dad is way cooler than yours.
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He's a superhero. - Billy!
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- Wait, are you serious?
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- Yeah, he can fly, and he's super strong,
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and he has a really tight uniform
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that he used to look great in.
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- Wow! Did you hear that, guys?
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We're gonna meet a real superhero.
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- I just had the craziest dream
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that I told everybody Dad was a superhero.
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- And I just had a crazy dream
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where I dragged you out of here by the ear.
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- Wake up, Nora, wake up!
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- [loud rock music]
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[music stops]
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- Dudes, we rocked so hard, an angel fell from the sky.
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- This is why I joined a band.
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- Phoebe, I told you yesterday
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not to interrupt my band.
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And why are you wearing that?
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- To prove you wrong.
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[clears throat]
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Hey, guys, I didn't mean to crash the party.
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Cool guitar. Whatever. I don't care.
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- Thanks. She's my heart and soul.
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I found her at a yard sale
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under a pair of granny panties.
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- Oh, I'm caught on your granny panty guitar.
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I mean, whatever. I don't care.
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- [material rips] - [guitar feedback screeches]
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- Ow, my eyes! - [cymbals crashing]
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- Whatever. Whatever.
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- [mic stands clattering] - [drums thudding]
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- Oh! Oh! - She's killin' the music.
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- Phoebe, get out!
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- I'll get out when I want to.
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Point me towards the stairs.
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- Looks like someone's trying too hard.
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- Cut it, fur-face.
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I just made a fool out of myself,
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and now Oyster's never gonna write a song about me.
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- I'll write a song about you.
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♪ Phoebe you're really creepy ♪
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♪ Ooh! Phoebe you smell like-- ♪
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I was gonna say peaches.
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- Hey.
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Just lookin' to score some paper towels.
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- I'm so sorry for ruining your band practice.
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- Are you kidding?
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That was the most rock 'n roll thing I've ever seen.
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Max never told me his sister was so sweeches.
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- Thanks.
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I mean, whatever. I don't care.
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- [ornaments shattering]
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- You...you are some kind of thrash goddess.
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- Yeah, that's me.
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I love gettin' my Thrash on.
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- [shelf & objects clatter]
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- You're blowing my mind!
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- Yeah, take that, knickknacks!
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- [sniffing] Sloppy Joes.
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That's why we chose this school.
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- Guys, what's going on?
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We've been waiting outside for half an hour.
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- Billy, do you wanna tell them
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that you signed Dad up for Career Day as a superhero?
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- No, thank you.
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So, who's up for Sloppy Joes?
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- This guy!
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- Hank, did you not hear what they just said?
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- Joes. Sloppy. Career Day.
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[gasps] You told everybody I'm a superhero?
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- Billy, you know your Dad can't show up here
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as Thunderman.
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- I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.
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So, if you're not gonna spank him, I got this.
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- I know it was wrong.
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But I just wanted to brag about how great you are.
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- Well, I am pretty great.
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I'll tell you what-- what if I come to Career Day
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and pretend to be someone even better than Thunderman?
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- A flame-juggling Doctor-Astronaut?
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- Pick a school based on Sloppy Joes,
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that's what ya get.
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- I got this scar from stage-diving
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off my Mom's mini-van.
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- That's nothin'.
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I got this one from a motocross wipeout.
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I just looks like a mosquito bite
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that got infected after I scratched it too much.
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- Sweeches!
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You know, I don't think it was an accident
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you got tangled up with my guitar, Phoebe.
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I think my guitar chose you.
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- No, Oyster, I chose you to be in our band--
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Maxford and Sons.
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Phoebe, stop distracting Oyster from his life-long passion--
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the band we created yesterday in gym class.
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- Yeah, man, we made an oath and sealed it with sweat
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while Gideon tried to do a pull-up.
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- Muscles are first sell-outs.
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- I can't have a band mate dating my sister.
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Are you with us or are you with Phoebe?
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- I told you, Max, my guitar's my heart and soul.
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- I knew you'd make the right choice.
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Let's go rehearse.
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- You're not hearin' me, bros.
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My guitar chose Phoebe.
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And so do I. - What?
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- Uh, he said his guitar-- - I heard him.
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- Phoebe, putting this band together
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is the coolest thing I've done since we moved here.
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You can't steal Oyster.
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- Well, I guess you shouldn't have said
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I wasn't a good match for him.
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I want an apology.
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- Okay.
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I'm sorry...
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you look like that.
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Phoebe, just go break up with him,
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so he can play our gig tomorrow.
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- Why? I like him and he likes me.
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- No, he likes the bad girl you're pretending to be
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which you can't see through all that
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eye makeup you never wear.
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- I can see fine.
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- You're squishing Colosso.
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- Yeah, get your jagged elbows off of me!
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- We're done here. Oyster and I are going out for pizza.
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- Phoebe, you two will not last.
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- Oh, we will.
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Oyster already thinks I'm sweet cheese.
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- It's sweeches! You don't even speak his language.
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- [applauding]
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- I can't wait to see what job Dad's pretending to have.
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He said it's going to be better than a superhero.
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- I hope so. Morgan's looking extra judgy tonight.
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- So, in other words, you're a bus driver in the sky.
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- HANK: [laughing]
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Huh? What do ya think?
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I'm an alligator wrestler.
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Now your class won't care that I'm not a superhero.
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- Yeah, 'cause they'll think
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you're the less cool version of that guy.
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- [growling, snorting]
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- Shoulda gone with rodeo clown.
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Does anyone around here have a boring job?
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- Uh, Mr. Thunderman, you're up.
263
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,239
- Can I have a second to collect my lies?
264
00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:57,575
- What? - Nothing. I'm going.
265
00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,954
[laughing] Hi, kids.
266
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,123
I am Hank Thunderman,
267
00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,834
and I am an honest-to-goodness, real life...
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00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:14,925
plumber.
269
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,386
- I shoulda known Billy was lying.
270
00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:18,137
His dad's not a superhero.
271
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:21,683
- Oh, hey, plumbers are the superheroes of waste management.
272
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,560
We plunge the clogs of evil
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00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:27,104
and we flush the pipes of injustice!
274
00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:29,148
- Wrap it up, Dad.
275
00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:32,360
- You know what might impress these kids?
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00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,070
If you fix the, uh,
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00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,197
leaky water fountain in the hallway for free.
278
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:37,823
- Oh, great idea.
279
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,243
Who wants to see me fix the drinking fountain?
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00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,537
- For free!
281
00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:45,707
- You think we're gonna choose you over that?
282
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,500
- [alligator snarling, snapping]
283
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,044
- I sure wouldn't.
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- ♪
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- Phoebe?
286
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,013
Look at you. - Oh, thank you.
287
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,640
- No, I mean, you look stupid.
288
00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:03,933
[laughing]
289
00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:10,231
- Oh, sorry. My guitar has to sit here.
290
00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,691
She always eats with me.
291
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:15,486
- Okay.
292
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:16,904
- Date night.
293
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,864
Ooh, time to get a pic of me and my baby.
294
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,157
- [laughing]
295
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,410
And you were talking about your guitar again.
296
00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,245
- [phone camera clicks]
297
00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,830
- Yep. It's me and her against the world.
298
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,542
It has been ever since I lost Mikaila.
299
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- Wait, as in "Goodbye Mikaila"?
300
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Those lyrics were so beautiful.
301
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Can you write a song about me one day?
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- No.
303
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:41,512
- Excuse me?
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- I only write songs about my guitars.
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00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,102
- Wait, so, Mikaila is a guitar?
306
00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,271
- She was, 'til I accidentally
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00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:52,649
dropped her out of a hot air balloon.
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I thought I'd never find love again,
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'til I met Patty.
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- [thinking] Oh, I see now.
311
00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:02,659
He's crazy.
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00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,076
But he's cute.
313
00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:09,457
Maybe if I squint really hard, I won't see the crazy.
314
00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:12,585
Nope, still crazy.
315
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,337
We really aren't a good match.
316
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,255
I hate it when Max is right.
317
00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:20,426
Oyster, I have something to tell you.
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I'm not really sure what--
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Max is doing here!
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Excuse me for a second, Oyster.
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Patty.
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[sighs] What are you doing here, Max?
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- I'm gonna show Oyster bad Phoebe's a lie,
324
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break you up, and order a mushroom calzone to go!
325
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,608
- Seriously?
326
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,027
- Yeah, I'm super hungry.
327
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,822
And, yeah, you're about to be super single.
328
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,989
- Max, you should have stayed home
329
00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:45,326
because you just woke up bad Phoebe.
330
00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:49,539
- [cutlery clatters] - Ah! Pick those up.
331
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,542
- Yes, Mrs. Wong.
332
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,919
- Oyster, since you like my sister so much,
333
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,715
I spent my birthday money on jumbo pictures
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to show you who she really is.
335
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,220
- Dinner and a show. Awe-sedelic.
336
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,723
- This is your bad girl at the petting zoo
337
00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:11,143
with a cute little sheep last week.
338
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,062
- Yeah, right before I shaved my initials
339
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:17,149
into its fuzzy little butt.
340
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,486
- Here is Phoebe's idea of a good time at the beach.
341
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:23,072
- Is that a metal detector?
342
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:28,160
- Yeah, I use it to trip lifeguards.
343
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:32,956
- And there she is helping an old lady cross the street.
344
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,000
- What's wrong with that?
345
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,377
- Uh...
346
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:39,380
Look at the sheep one again.
347
00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:41,131
- You look really cute in this picture.
348
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,509
- Aw. Thank you.
349
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,302
- You two make me sick.
350
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,388
- Oh, baby, did he get you? - No, I'm okay.
351
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:51,475
And you were talking to your guitar again.
352
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,019
- [electric guitar music]
353
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,485
- What are you guys doing?
354
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,446
- Gideon found a new guitar player.
355
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,656
- She shreds like a lady wizard.
356
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:09,243
- [electric guitar music]
357
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:13,997
- My mom's not gonna be a member of Bruno Max.
358
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:17,167
Well, I don't see you two comin' up with names.
359
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,002
- What if I come up with a name?
360
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,005
- No, Mom, we're gonna get Oyster back.
361
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,467
- I don't see why we can't have three guitarists,
362
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,302
especially a pretty one that smells nice.
363
00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:33,225
- Gideon, not cool.
364
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,603
- But what if you don't get Oyster back?
365
00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:38,856
Then can I be in your band?
366
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,817
- If my new plan to get Oyster back fails,
367
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,652
and if every guitarist in the world
368
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:45,028
breaks both their hands, yes, you can be in the band.
369
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,029
- Yes!!
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00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:50,326
- [electric guitar music]
371
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,619
- So, this plan to get Oyster back,
372
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:54,163
it's a good one, right?
373
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,706
- We'll have to find out.
374
00:15:55,748 --> 00:16:00,043
Hey, there they are-- Hiddenville's cutest couple.
375
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,631
Hey, I'm really sorry that I interrupted your date.
376
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,591
- He's being nice.
377
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,511
We should leave before something heavy hits us.
378
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,721
- No, Phoebe, I'm being sincere, okay?
379
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,432
I even got you a gift to show Oyster
380
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:16,059
you really are the ultimate rocker girl.
381
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,603
Chainsaw!
382
00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:25,695
He's gonna give you guys matching Mohawks.
383
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,948
- That's the most romantic idea I've ever heard.
384
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,700
- Yeah, Max.
385
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,409
[through gritted teeth] How can I thank you?
386
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,787
- By going first.
387
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,586
- The elbow pipe is connected to...
388
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,005
the squiggly pipe which means
389
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,965
if I loosen this cappy thing...
390
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:48,801
- [water spurts] - Ah!
391
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,970
That happens.
392
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:53,472
Oh, hey, buddy, I'm almost done here.
393
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,517
- You can stop now, Dad.
394
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,019
- I know you're disappointed, son.
395
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,896
I am, too. I...
396
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,147
I really wanted to impress your classmates.
397
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,649
- Don't worry about them.
398
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:07,277
They're busy watching an alligator chew on a clown.
399
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,696
- Really?
400
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,781
You're not upset they don't think I'm a hero?
401
00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:14,243
- No. You're my hero just for showing up today.
402
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,078
- Thanks, Billy.
403
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,121
Hey, since it's just the two of us,
404
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,041
how about you watch your old man
405
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,418
fix these pipes Thunderman style?
406
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,295
- [laughs] Cool.
407
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,214
- [metal clanking]
408
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,382
- Ah.
409
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,800
Ha! Ha!
410
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,093
Never doubt the skills of a man
411
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,888
too cheap to pay for a real plumber.
412
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,014
[kisses]
413
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:38,642
- [pipes rumbling, whining]
414
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,359
- Oh, no, Dad's fixing things.
415
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,653
- [water splattering]
416
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,322
- Uh-oh, Morgan, you should--
417
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,366
- I should what, Nora?
418
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,077
- I was gonna say
419
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,413
you should just sit tight and enjoy the show.
420
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,457
- Already on it, Snora.
421
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,708
- [metal creaking]
422
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,752
- [pipes burst] - [screaming]
423
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,177
- KIDS: [screaming] - [alarm bell ringing]
424
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,348
- You're flooding the entire building!
425
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,558
- Your dad did this?
426
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,644
- Uh-huh, and thanks to him,
427
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,063
we'll have to cancel school at least a week.
428
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:25,815
[groans]
429
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,191
- Wait. No school for a week?
430
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,193
Your dad really is a superhero.
431
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,862
- I told you.
432
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,280
Thanks, Dad.
433
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,327
- Wait, did you flood the school on purpose for Billy?
434
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,370
- Of course, I did.
435
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,455
You're not buying it, are ya?
436
00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:43,624
- Not even a little.
437
00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,377
- Phoebe, don't be nervous.
438
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,006
Patty and I are right here by your side.
439
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,134
- How comforting.
440
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,804
- Come on, Phoebe. Chainsaw's time is precious.
441
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:59,306
He needs to get back to prison.
442
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,851
- I give free haircuts to the inmates.
443
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,770
I'm a sweetheart like that.
444
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:08,231
- Max, how do you know this dude?
445
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,944
- I don't. Thank you, Internet.
446
00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:16,281
There you go, Chainsaw. Let 'er rip.
447
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,950
- [razor buzzing]
448
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,994
- ♪ My baby is an Indy Rock girl ♪
449
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:23,164
♪ Oh Oh Oh Oh ♪
450
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,540
♪ 'Cause she likes to rock ♪
451
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,000
♪ The Indy Rock world ♪
452
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,292
- [laughing]
453
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,711
- ♪ Oh Oh Oh Oh ♪
454
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,462
♪ She's so nice ♪
455
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,507
♪ She's so nice ♪
456
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,136
♪ She's so nice ♪
457
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,805
♪ She loves me ♪
458
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,265
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
459
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,853
- [glass shatters]
460
00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:47,688
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
461
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,191
I can't do it. I love my hair.
462
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,694
It's so rich and full and soft.
463
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:54,695
- Phoebe, come on.
464
00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:55,738
You're the baddest girl I know.
465
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,698
You got this.
466
00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,409
- No, Oyster, I got nothing, 'cause...
467
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,745
I'm not a bad girl.
468
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,621
- What are you talking about?
469
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,707
- Mmm, I'm a good girl.
470
00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:09,752
I love sheep and I think metal detectors are cool.
471
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,046
I found this earring at the beach.
472
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,591
I'm sorry, but we're just not really a good match.
473
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,760
- [exaggerated gasp]
474
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,679
I did not see that coming.
475
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,348
Oh wait--I did.
476
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,808
- But my guitar chose you.
477
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,436
She never steers me wrong.
478
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:32,108
- Well, it looks like she's changed her mind.
479
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,818
- Oh, this is weird.
480
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,364
- Wow, Max, she really likes you.
481
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,450
Is anyone else getting uncomfortable or...
482
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,869
- I know I am.
483
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,872
- Okay, I guess Patty has spoken.
484
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,498
Max, will you take me back in the band?
485
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,084
Whatever it's called.
486
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,252
- If you don't come back,
487
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,629
my mom's gonna be our lead guitarist.
488
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,298
- So, go ahead and take the weekend to think about it.
489
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,467
- Gideon, not cool!
490
00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:01,929
- And don't worry, Phoebe, we're still sweeches.
491
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,597
- Yeah, that's nice.
492
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,641
But I think Chainsaw's stealing our microwave.
493
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,230
- MAX: It's tough coming up with a name
494
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,107
that truly captures this band,
495
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:15,776
but I think we did it.
496
00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:18,237
From this point, we will forever be known
497
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:21,198
as Max's--Mom!
498
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,450
- Hi, honey. Sorry I'm late.
499
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,534
- Mom, what are you doing here?
500
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,619
- Well, Gideon called and said that
501
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:28,038
you wanted me in the band.
502
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,374
- Gideon, not cool.
503
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,836
- Looking good, Barb. - Aw...
504
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:38,090
- Gideon, not cool.
505
00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:39,591
- This is the first song I've written
506
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,635
that's not about a guitar.
507
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,678
It's about a special little lady
508
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,429
who satisfied a hunger in my soul.
509
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,098
- Aw...
510
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,058
- Where are you, Mrs. Wong?
511
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,353
- I right here.
512
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:54,231
- She gets a song?!
513
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:57,818
I mean, whatever. I don't care.
514
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,112
- [rock music]
515
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:20,216
- ♪
516
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:26,013
- ♪
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