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- Cherry, Kelsey, I asked my parents if I could go
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to the new dance club this week with you guys.
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And at first they weren't sure, but then they said yeah.
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- ALL: Yeah.
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- Hey!
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No squealing in the halls.
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- Sorry, Principal Bradford.
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We're just really excited because our parents
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are letting us go to that new teen dance club this weekend.
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- It's called club--
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- ALL: ♪ Ooh Ooh ♪
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- [laughs]
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Oops, I must be wearing my talk-to-me face.
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Don't talk to me.
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- I can't wait.
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Our first real dance club.
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- Can I get celebratory girlfriends?
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- ALL: ♪ Girlfriends ♪
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- You look happy.
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What did you do?
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- You know me, Phoebs, always trying to spice up
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someone's day.
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- Woooo!
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Hot, hot, hot!
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This chimichanga's stuffed with fire!
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- Jalapeño.
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- Hot sauce fountain.
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[crying]
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- Who would do such a thing?
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- Who put superglue on the hot sauce fountain?
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- You again, girlfriend?
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- You got it.
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Quick, get some water from the bathroom?
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- [mariachi band playing]
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- ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in, bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Remember, there are no small pranks, only small people.
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Hey--hey, Principal Bradford, I was just talking about ya.
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- I used to be able to talk.
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- "Public school enemy number one, Max Thunderman."
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Hmm, hard work does pay off.
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- I know you did this, Max.
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I don't have proof, but I promise you I'll find it
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before the blisters on my throat heal.
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- Whoa, nerd wall.
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Can you guys move?
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Meant away from me.
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- That prank you pulled on the principal was amazing.
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The whole school's talking about it.
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- Ah, so you're fans, huh?
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Who do I make this out to?
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- It's Tom.
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- There you go, Tim.
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- You hear that, guys, I'm Tim now?
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- Mr. Prank King, wait.
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- We were wondering if you could teach us your pranky ways.
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- Guys, pranking isn't something you can learn.
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You either got it--
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- We'll pay you.
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- --or you got money.
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- We'll do whatever you say.
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- Hmm, I will need minions if I'm gonna take over
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the world someday.
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- You mean the school?
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- Yeah, that.
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All right, let's get started.
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Right after we get this smudge off Lionel's shirt.
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- We just started, didn't we?
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- Yep.
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- Look who it is?
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My favorite people.
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- Are there two Channing Tatum's behind us?
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- Yeah, I think she means us, but I'm gonna check anyway.
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- I can't wait for this weekend.
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Thank you so much for letting me go to Club Ooh Ooh.
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- Uh, you've been doing a great job with school, you deserve
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to dance the night away at Club Ew-ew.
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- No, Hank, it's Oooh-ooh.
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- Oahhh, oahhh.
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- Oah. - Boh.
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- Stop that.
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- Anyway, my friends and I are so excited.
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We're getting our hair done, getting our nails done.
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- Getting our chores done.
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- Oh, yeah, not a problem.
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- Before you go to the club.
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- Uh, yeah, that's a problem.
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- Phoebe, your chores have been piling up,
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and you promised you'd do them.
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- But there's a bazillion things on here.
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I won't have time to get clubbed up with my friends.
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- Oh, welcome to Club Not Our Problem.
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Here's your VIP pass.
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- All right, if I just don't sleep and have breakfast
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in the shower, I can get this done before the weekend.
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Double sided?
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- COMPUTER: Alert, alert.
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Max and non-supes approaching.
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- Check it out, Tom, that girl you stare at in math is here.
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- Shut up, Lionel.
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- Hey, I said no dweeb chatter.
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Now get downstairs.
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- What are those guys doing here?
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- They're my new minions.
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I'm going to mold them in my image and take over the world.
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Or at least buy cool stuff with their money.
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- How does he get minions?
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I'm the one with chores.
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I want minions.
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- BILLY: I'm gonna get you, Nora.
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- NORA: Ah.
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- Hello, minions.
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- You'll never catch me.
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- You were saying.
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- Billy, Nora, how would you guys like to get
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real superhero training?
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- Really?
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- I could use it.
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Billy just outsmarted me.
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Billy.
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- It'll be great.
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When I was your age, dad used some pretty fun exercises
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to make me a better superhero.
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What are you guys, like six and eight?
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- We're 9 and 11.
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- Wow, you guys are way behind.
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- I don't wanna fall behind.
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Train me first.
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- No, me first!
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- Easy, minions--I mean, students.
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You guys can train together.
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It'll be a lot more work for me, but you guys are worth it.
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- Max-imize yourself.
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Only way to become the best prankster you can be is
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to stop being you and become me!
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Any questions so far?
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- Um, sir, why do you wear a microphone
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when you're right next to us?
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- [echoes] Impact!
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- [feedback buzzes]
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- All right, MAX.
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M--mindlessly heed Max.
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A--aspire to be Max.
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X--exactly like Max.
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- Exactly begins with an E.
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- I said "mindlessly heed Max"!
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All right, we'll start prank lessons tomorrow,
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but first homework.
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- Yes!
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- Tonight, you'll all have to watch my DVD
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"Pranky Max Thunderman, You're Welcome."
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You owe me $12.95 each.
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- We gave you all our cash.
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- Do you take credit cards?
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- Yes.
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But I don't give them back.
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- Behold my superhero training dojo.
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- That's weird, because dad calls this the yard.
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- It's actually the location for our level one training.
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- BOTH: Oh.
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- Now today we'll be battling the hedges
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and imprisoning the leaves.
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Here are your weapons.
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- Cool, giant scissors.
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Can't wait to run with these babies.
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- And we're switching.
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- Aren't these just garden tools?
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- Ah, maybe to the untrained eye.
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But to an advanced superhero, they're what I said earlier.
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You do wanna be an advanced superhero, don't you?
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- I do.
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- Me, too.
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- Okay, now these will help with your hand-eye coordination.
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And this will help with your strength and rake-icity.
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- I'm gonna rake this city clean.
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- All right, you guys keep training.
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I gotta get to the nail salon--library,
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to plan your next lesson.
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Quick, the leaves are escaping!
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- [bell rings]
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- All right, come on, guys.
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Okay, Tom, when Bradford comes around that corner--
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- Hold on, you didn't say we were pranking the principal.
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- Lionel, if you wanna be the best,
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you gotta take on the top dog.
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Or if you want to quit, that's fine, too.
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Just gotta pay the quitting fee.
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- No, no, I'm not quitting.
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I can't afford to quit.
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- Now that's the right attitude.
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Tom, got your pie, let him have it.
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- Let him have it.
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Got it.
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Principal Bradford, here you go.
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- Thanks.
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- I nailed him.
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His appetite's so ruined for dinner.
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- Tom?
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- Yeah?
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- Oh, now I get it.
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- Guys, we're gonna work on this all day
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until you get it right.
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Guy, we've worked all day, and you haven't gotten
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anything right!
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Hey, better hope this prank works, because
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I'm out of patience and you're out of money.
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- We promise, it'll work.
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- [bell rings]
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- We did everything you said.
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- Here they come.
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Prank positions.
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- [screaming]
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- Nice job, guys.
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You make me smirk.
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Now come on, smirk with me.
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Ugh, you've ruined smirking for me.
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Take a lap.
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Let's go, come on!
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- [whistle blows]
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- Hey, guys.
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- Whoa, Phoebe, great job with the backyard.
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- Yeah, the car's washed, you went shopping.
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It's like you have six hands.
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- Well, I don't, that's impossible.
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Stop saying that.
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- Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up
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and you'll be able to go to Club Ooh Ooh.
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- Ah.
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- I've been practicing.
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- Hey, Phoebe, did you remember to clean our bathrooms?
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- Looks like I did.
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[sighs]
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Geez, the couch is messy.
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I'll throw that one in for free.
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- Why can't Max be more like her?
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- I know, right.
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- What was that?
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- A surprise attack.
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You guys did great.
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Your training's totally paying off.
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- Like you said, if we can handle dad's bathroom,
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we can handle any evil.
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- We saw things, Phoebe.
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- Tell me everything outside.
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Okay, maybe not everything.
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- Hey, guys.
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- Max, what a do?
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- Uh, hip slang, cool clothes.
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Looks like someone's been watching my DVD.
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- You know it, son.
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- We watched that DVD-eze for rea-eze.
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- The point is, we're all fully Max-imized, bro.
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- Fully Max-imized?
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No, you can't be fully Max-imized.
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Lionel's still got something on his shirt.
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Uh, looks like the training wheels have come off.
267
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- We learned from the best.
268
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Now just sit here in the chair of honor and enjoy
269
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the new prank we've been working on.
270
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- Nice chair.
271
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So where's this prank?
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- You're sitting in it, top dog.
273
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- What's that now?
274
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Minions, no.
275
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Heed Max, I command thee.
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You're going to regret this.
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No, no!
278
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Don't look at me.
279
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- [mariachi music playing]
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- Somebody stop this.
281
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No, oh, not the trash.
282
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Not the trash!
283
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- [music stops]
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- Students of Hiddenville High,
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say hello to your new prank kings.
286
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- [cheering]
287
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- And say goodbye to your old one.
288
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- Don't you dare.
289
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Don't you dare-e-e-e-e!
290
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- [crash]
291
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- Ooh.
292
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- Hey, what part of my DVD did it say to prank me?
293
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- You were the one who said,
294
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"If you wanna be the best, you gotta take on the top dog."
295
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- Maybe you guys don't get it.
296
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You're my minions.
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The only way I can reach my goal is by me standing on
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each one of your little faces.
299
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- We used to be your minions.
300
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- But now we're manions.
301
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- "Public school enemy number one through three,
302
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"Lionel, Jake and Tom"?
303
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What--what about me?
304
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- You?
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[laughs] You used to be somebody.
306
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- Okay, oh.
307
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,757
- These heels we got for the dance club are killing me.
308
00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:19,841
- I've been late to four classes learning
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00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,011
how to walk in these death traps.
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- It'll all be worth it when glam walk into the club.
311
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Let's do this, ladies.
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Ooh Ooh.
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Ow.
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- BOTH: Ooh Ooh.
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- Ow.
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- Ooh ooh, oh!
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- You guys are dressed this way because we're about to learn
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supe-fu, an ancient form of combat--
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- Awesome.
320
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- --that can only be mastered by patiently folding my laundry.
321
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- Double awesome.
322
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:53,875
- Wait, why can't we just fold our own laundry?
323
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- Because your clothes are too small.
324
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- Yeah.
325
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Get in the game, Nora.
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Hi-ya, ya, ya.
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00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,223
Ahhh.
328
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,767
- See, this guy gets it.
329
00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:11,143
All right, I'll be back in a bit.
330
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,103
And when you're done, you can rid my room of grime
331
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,064
and evil with vacuum-fu.
332
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,486
- Billy, is it just me or do these training exercises
333
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,071
seem strange?
334
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,198
- What seems strange to you about this?
335
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,617
Hi-ya, ya, ya.
336
00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:28,703
Ahhhh.
337
00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:29,995
- Everything.
338
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,038
[sighs]
339
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,666
Seriously, I think Phoebe's using us.
340
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,085
- Stop dissing our sensei and help me supe through
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00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,296
this chore list that fell out of Phoebe's laundry.
342
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:43,008
- That chore list--give me that.
343
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,802
We haven't been doing superhero training.
344
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,262
We've just been doing her chores.
345
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,346
- What?
346
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,640
Then this supe-fu belt is a lie.
347
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,521
But it was holding up my pants.
348
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,110
- So I went to a restaurant the other day, and the manager
349
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,655
tells me that they're closed for Christmas.
350
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:08,033
So I Eastered all over his sidewalk.
351
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- [laugh track plays]
352
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,244
- Thank you.
353
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:11,954
True story--hey, Max.
354
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,581
Hey, why didn't you take the slide?
355
00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:16,333
- Slides are for prank kings.
356
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,836
My minions overthrew me, Colosso, if I can't even control
357
00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:21,756
three nerds, how am I gonna take over the world?
358
00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:25,718
- Ah, poor kid, come here, let me give ya a hug.
359
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,512
- Thanks, Colosso, I could really use one.
360
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,724
Ah.
361
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,309
Ow!
362
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,351
- Get a grip.
363
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:35,895
Villains don't quit.
364
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:38,272
Did I quit when your dad turned me into a bunny?
365
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:41,567
- You live in a cage and poop on sawdust.
366
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:42,944
- And who cleans it up?
367
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,237
You.
368
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,531
Now get out there, start acting like a super villain
369
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,742
and make 'em clean up your poop.
370
00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:50,701
- Yeah.
371
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,328
Yeah, you're right.
372
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,371
I'm Max Thunderman.
373
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I'm not about to let three dweebs steal my mojo.
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- That's my Maxy.
375
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:04,381
Come on, bring it in.
376
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,133
- [laugh track playing]
377
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,265
- Hey, guys.
378
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,726
- Hey, has-been.
379
00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,269
- Yeah, you got me.
380
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,563
Hey, congratulations on being the new prank kings.
381
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:22,733
- Say it, don't spray it, bro.
382
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,610
- That doesn't make any sense, Tom.
383
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:25,820
- I know.
384
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,322
I just always wanted to say that.
385
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,157
- You know, it's too bad I never got to pull off
386
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,575
my most epic prank.
387
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,828
I was gonna show this amazing video at Bradford's
388
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:35,371
special assembly.
389
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,456
- It takes one to know one.
390
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,334
- Be cool, idiot.
391
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:43,212
- Anyway, I can't wait to see what you guys have planned.
392
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,965
See ya around.
393
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,758
- Oh, Max left his locker open.
394
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,052
- Oh, I'll close it for him.
395
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,972
- You're on thin ice, Tom.
396
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:55,016
- Let's see what this epic prank's all about.
397
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,437
- Is that who I think it is?
398
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,523
- We're gonna be prank legends.
399
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:12,783
- Hey, you two, good job with your superhero training.
400
00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:14,117
- We didn't finish our training.
401
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,828
We couldn't reach that cobweb up there.
402
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,163
- Oh, I can get that.
403
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,331
Here.
404
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,382
What's happening!
405
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,717
I can't stop it!
406
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,177
Help your sensei.
407
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,303
What's happening?
408
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,179
- Payback!
409
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:38,392
- Also laughter.
410
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,019
- Phoebe, what are you doing?
411
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,776
- You could've just unplugged it, Barb.
412
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:51,113
- You wanna explain this garbage party?
413
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,990
- Well, it's not my fault.
414
00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:54,784
Billy and Nora said they were gonna finish vacuuming my room,
415
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,160
but they set this thing on reverse.
416
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,330
- Why were they vacuuming your room?
417
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:04,043
- Because they love me?
418
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,545
- Phoebe tricked us into doing all of her chores.
419
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:10,215
She made laundry fun.
420
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,759
- Phoebe, is this true?
421
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,469
- No, I was helping them.
422
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,096
We were doing superhero training.
423
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,889
- You made us clean dad's toilet.
424
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:20,643
- I plunged away my innocence.
425
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,269
- Phoebe?
426
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,981
- Okay, fine, I--I didn't have time to get ready
427
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:28,901
for the dance club and do all my chores, so I got a little help.
428
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:30,861
But Billy and Nora got their revenge.
429
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:36,617
So which dress do you like better?
430
00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:39,244
I'm not going to the dance club, am I?
431
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,790
- You'll be too busy cleaning up this room.
432
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:44,959
- Make it super clean, super teen.
433
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:45,793
Ooh ooh.
434
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:46,585
- Ooh ooh.
435
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,629
- BOTH: Ooh ooh, ooh ooh.
436
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,927
- [indistinct chatter]
437
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:58,263
- All right, all right, calm down, future failures.
438
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,603
If you're here, it's because you're a problem, a troublemaker
439
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,188
or I don't like your face.
440
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,273
Ah.
441
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,651
I'm keeping that.
442
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:13,278
Now there's been a rash of pranks.
443
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,491
Some were funny, the others were directed at me.
444
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:20,161
So you're gonna watch this video on obeying authority.
445
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:24,832
You will start respecting me right now.
446
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:29,170
Yeah, I've been a musician all my life.
447
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,297
Changing the world one note at a time.
448
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,215
Also do kid's parties.
449
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,591
Love kids.
450
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,968
Wait, wait, what is this?
451
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,971
Stop this, this--this should not be going on.
452
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:43,600
This first one is called, "Yeah, you know it."
453
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:44,935
You'll see why.
454
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,020
- [laughing]
455
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,188
- ♪ Yeah, you know it ♪
456
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,023
♪ Yeah, yeah, you know it ♪
457
00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:50,440
♪ Yeah, you know it ♪
458
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,442
♪ Yeah, yeah, you know it ♪
459
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,070
♪ Oh, yaaaaa ♪♪
460
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,362
Stop it!
461
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,031
Stop--
462
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:59,366
- Gentlemen, see you in the prank hall of fame.
463
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,367
- You're dismissed!
464
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:04,580
Everybody out!
465
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,373
- Is that who I think it is?
466
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:10,086
- We're gonna be prank legends.
467
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,838
- If we show this video at the assembly, it'll be so sweet.
468
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,722
- Lionel, Jake and Tom,
469
00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:24,349
you embarrassed our beloved principal.
470
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,434
Not cool, guys.
471
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,187
- It was flat-out mean.
472
00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:30,022
- Yeah, you know it.
473
00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:32,441
- Should've been a hit.
474
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:36,237
- Hey, you three, get up and apologize to Principal Bradford
475
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,032
while taking a caramel and popcorn shower.
476
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,966
- [laughing]
477
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,345
- [laughs]
478
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,181
Clean it up.
479
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:09,103
Okay, losers, detention now.
480
00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:10,395
- Not detention.
481
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,814
There's seniors there.
482
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,607
- Please, we'll never prank again.
483
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:17,111
- I'm sticky and scared.
484
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:19,696
- Fellow troublemakers, your king is back.
485
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,364
- [applause]
486
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:26,662
- [mariachi music playing]
487
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:38,132
- ♪
488
00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:40,383
- It's really great your parents changed their mind
489
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,761
and let you come!
490
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:43,637
- Is it?
491
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:53,522
- Uh, we'll be over there.
492
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:56,692
- Couldn't you guys have just grounded me like normal parents?
493
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,443
- We're not normal parents.
494
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,322
Everybody, supe-fu.
495
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:17,796
- ♪
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