All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.New.Jersey.S8E09

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey.

Police!

She's at the gate!

I'm actually doing my shoe line in
Milan.

If you want to take a trip or whatever
with me, we're going to Italy?

I have Kim D's fashion show coming up. I
know, guys, I know. It's a charity.

I hear.

Teresa's rekindling old flames.

What are you talking about right now?

That's the truth. We said it wasn't
true!

I did, and don't think I will again.

Have a nice day.

Idiot. I think I need to go there and
confront this bitch. You want to go to

fashion show? I've never been to a
shakedown before. Oh, we're going.

Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and
you'll find my face.

The only life I envy is my own.

I bring the power, the pigtails, and the
party.

My motto is, know your worth.

Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.

If you're not about to namaste, get the
hell out of my way.

Joe?

Marge? Oh, did I rip my foot?

Did I rip the sofa? I'll have a freak
out with these shoes.

What the did you do? Do you think that's
funny?

What are you laughing at? That was like
$15 ,000.

Oh, you did rip it.

I'm a freak out.

It needs a little drop of glue.

You don't glue fabric.

Get the door.

Hi, Joyce.

How are you?

Great. This is my husband, Joe.

Hi, Joe.

Nice to meet you. Come on in. I'm so
excited you're here because we so need

What the hell?

Oh, God, it needs love.

Now, Joyce, this is really the dining
room. Some of my living room furniture

in here because the living room is the
main room we've got to get done. Right,

Joe?

Look at his face.

What?

He's about to jump in. Yes, we need to
have the room done.

Just moving along.

Joyce, I can't handle it. We've got to
get this project going.

Wait, I just want to show you one thing.
I have threatened him. I have done

every sexual favor.

But this room is my favorite. Just be
careful.

Maybe an interior designer can get this
job done.

So this will be like the main
entertaining, I call it the ballroom,

living room. It is like the ballroom.
What a great party room. There's a TV

screen from 1960.

It's crazy.

I like that.

No, but my sofa's facing the fireplace.

I think nice, white or beige wall. No,
there's no beige for us. No beige. We're

not about beige.

When we got married, we had a rule. I
run the style guide, and he runs the

execution part of everything.

And he seems to be crossing over.

Why can you pick every single thing in
the whole house? I'm not picking

anything. Joyce is willing to work with
you as well as a couple.

Things are not moving as smoothly as
planned with the margin of the two.

Maybe let's do a few color schemes. We
measure the space, and then we come up

with concepts. So it's a whole process.
Yes, if you could show me a rendering.

I wanted to do some kind of built -in
seating in there.

We could tuft it. Yes, tuft it and build
it.

It'll look like a whorehouse.

There's worse things to look like. Yeah,
and a whorehouse is fun.

I have to go to Italy next week. Do you
think, like, we can have it in, like,

two weeks?

Sure. You and I will deal with it, and
when she gets back, we'll have all the

decisions made. Oh, okay. We'll have it
done when you get back. Okay. Thanks.

Joe, we'll fight about this after.

Did you eat lunch yet?

No. Want some salad?

Yeah, make some salad. Throw some
chicken in there.

You were sleeping last night when I got
home.

I know.

I'm out of it. I miss my mom so much.

I really feel like no matter how much
time passes, Joe is just always going to

miss his mom. And that's just how it's
going to be. I know from experience.

So I set up that medium.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm going to do it here.

Joe recently talked to me about seeing a
medium.

Every night I sit here and I'm like,
Mom, give me a sign like I want to talk

her. But I had no idea how serious he
was about it.

I just don't want them to be
disappointed.

It's a good thing.

You know, everybody talks about heaven,
and, you know, I don't know. I've never

been there, and I can't talk to anybody.
I want to know that she's okay.

She had that arthritis was killing her,
and if she's up there with no more pain,

I'm happy.

I was raised like old -school Italians.
They don't believe in mediums. They say

that's nonsense, but I'm hoping that the
medium can connect me.

To my mother. Tell me that there's
another life.

If there's another life, I'll feel
better.

Don't tell my sister. I'm going to tell
her.

All right. All right? Oh, speaking of
your sister, did I even tell you yet

Loris and Siggy went to Kim D's store?

And then they told Teresa the other
night that Kim is now saying that Teresa

been rekindling an old flame with one of
her exes.

I suppose.

No crap. I don't know what her obsession
is with our family.

You know, I can remember back in the day
when Teresa was completely blind to

everything Kim D really is.

And, you know, there was even a time
when she used to stand right next to

She actually worked for me.

Really? What did she do?

Well, she danced for me at a gentleman's
club. Oops.

And I think now she finally sees that I
was right about Kim.

So once again, she's up to her, like,
old tricks.

I'm baffled. I really am. I don't know
what to say.

Do you know who this Kim D is?

She's done horrible things. She has said
Melissa was a stripper. She tried to

get in the middle of her marriage.

Melissa's such a nice girl. Yeah, but
you don't know what happened. So we had

dinner the other day. Okay.

And Dolores repeats to Teresa. She goes,
Kim D says that you are rekindling

romance with your old flame.

Yeah. You know, Teresa went crazy. Threw
a wine glass. No way.

It was like gangster style. So, you
know, I'm not used to that behavior. I

like, oh my God.

But Ziggy and Dolores are like in the
middle of it and they're like walking in

this woman's fashion show. It's for
charity, but send a donation.

What do they have to walk in it for? Can
you believe that? I'm shocked.

It's like supporting an animal. Right.

I can't believe that.

Kim D, I don't know her, but tonight
we're going to confront her at the

show. You're kidding.

No. These are my friends. I'm going to
go with them. Danielle's going to come

over here later. You know, I have to be
supportive of them. Duck and weave. Duck

and weave. They start throwing punches.
Are you kidding me? I could outrun

anybody in high heels.

Hold on. I have weak ankles. I don't
want to fall.

Hi, everyone.

Hello. Hello, everybody.

How gorgeous is this room?

Is it okay?

Yeah, it looks good. Do you want me to
touch you up a little bit? Yeah.

Good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Sigaletta's here already?

Wow.

Look at this. Look at you, my girls. You
look beautiful. So are you.

Congratulations, Kim. Thank you.

Look at this.

Is that okay?

Hi. Love it. I love it.

I love it.

So how's everything going with my girls?

Last night was a little bit hectic. We
went out with Teresa, Melissa, and

Danielle. So I said, if there's
something I'd like to tell you, Teresa.

Okay. And I explained to her what we
talked about. What was the reaction?

She took a wine glass and chucked it
across the floor.

And then she got mad at me.

Everyone there hates you so much they
were bashing you from left to right. So

they didn't want to believe it. They
didn't care if they believed it or not.

don't believe it either. You know who's
doing your hair?

Yeah. She was there last week and saw
Teresa with the guy.

Oh, stop.

I got to sit down. Why would Lena lie?
They were like touchy -feely and he had

his hand around her.

It was just like this.

That could be a friend.

That's not true.

It's not true.

Listen. This is what I don't like. When
you're messing with somebody's marriage,

there are children involved.

No, no, no. I heard that Teresa's done
with Joe anyway.

Coming up. I would love to fuck you by
the back of your... You can't. You can't

touch me and you're done.

So come at me, bitch. Come at me.

This is what I don't like. When you're
messing with somebody's

marriage... You're scared of children?

No, no, no. I've heard that Teresa's
done with Joe anyway, so what's the big

friggin' deal? Who cares? That's hearsay
again.

I don't walk in anyone's shoes, and I
don't judge anybody for anything.

I do not believe Teresa's cheating on
Joe. She's not.

She's not.

You are the true Scorpion. Yes, I am.

Welcome to the Posh Fundraiser. Toodle
-oo.

No. Gino!

Gino! Absolutely not. It's raw egg.
You'll get a stomach ache.

It's raw cookie dough.

Hello?

Bring it back to me now.

Melissa? Tree?

I'm in here.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Thank you. You ready for this?

No.

Hello? Hi, baby doll. Hi, hi, hi, hi,
hi.

I know. I'm, like, half done in my
rollers. This is a look, right? I think

should go just like this. I know. Very
glamorous. I love it.

I want to ask Kim D, what is your
problem? Like, what did I ever do to you

you have to, like, spread these nasty
rumors because she's an asshole?

Yeah. I can't wait to walk into the Posh
Fashion Show and confront Kim D face

-to -face and say, listen, get my name
out of your mouth. Listen, if somebody

has nothing nice to say, they shouldn't
even open their mouth. They really

shouldn't. I heard even putting out that
rumor. Not even for me. I don't care

about my kid.

They've been through a lot.

Yeah, but she always doesn't just open
her mouth. She goes, like, deep and

Last time I saw Kim D with her first
fashion show, I got chased from that

and my hair extensions pulled out of my
head.

Leave her alone! Leave her alone! What
do you think?

She's a piece of shit.

I believe it.

But I think we should just go there,
accomplish what we have to, and just

out of there and never have to see her
again.

Just listen. No matter what happens
tonight, though, you need to remember,

you still have that situation where you
have to be careful. Yeah, no.

I'm sure she's going to try to push my
buttons. Like, she would love for me to

go there.

Teresa's in a situation right now where
she really shouldn't be going to these

types of places or where there can be
any type of danger of any sort because

Teresa can't get into any trouble right
now.

She's not even worth it to me. Okay,
good.

Because if she does, she goes away
again.

If it gets to that level. Like, just say
she puts her hands on me, I'll just

walk away.

Okay. Because, you know what, I know the
history. Every fashion show, it's like

there's always something. Yeah.

Okay, guys, I'm going to put on my
dress.

Okay. Are the girls available to tape
me?

Yes, of course.

I should have needed after the surgery I
just had, but I'll let you know.

You ready to go to this nonsense?

I used to like Kim Day.

I love you.

I love everything about you. I love you
too. I know.

But Kim Day's come after me. She's come
after my sister -in -law.

And that's pretty cool.

All right, bye, JoJo.

What's up, pretty lady?

I love kitten galore. Look at that
leather dress. That's sick.

Somebody has to get in the back. I get
carsick.

You guys ready to get this show started?

Yeah. We're going to, like, a real
Italian shakedown now.

Everybody stand up. Get in.

All right, I got to go.

I got to go downstairs to be with my
model. Come on, ladies.

Let's go.

We got this.

Okay.

Time to call that bitch out.

I'm nervous to go walk into this fashion
show. You don't have to be a genius to

know that it never ends well.

I don't trust myself. Like, if Kim D is
standing right in front of me face to

face, I'm going to want to rip her a new
asshole as well.

Okay. Didn't that lady just say they're
downstairs?

They're downstairs, I guess, in hair and
makeup.

When I walk, can you see my spank?

You cannot see anything. No. Positive.

Wow. No, no, no.

I actually feel like I'm walking into
the lion's den. I'm just saying.

That looks amazing, Dolores. It's
beautiful. Wow.

You are stunning. Very nice.

So what are we doing right now? We're
just going to walk in and do what?

I don't know. I guess I'm walking in.

I'm going to come all the way to meet
you. No, I'm going to come all the way

here, Dolores. Wait, I have to start
over. Start over.

Dolores goes first.

Ladies, welcome to Posh's fundraiser.

How are you?

You know what?

I've lived in this part of the zoo for a
long time.

Teresa's not coming in peace. She never
has.

I want to talk to you.

Are you all going to talk at the same
time? Are we doing one -on -one? What

we doing? No, I mean, are they scaring
you, these ladies?

No, no, no, no. I'm not afraid at all.
Okay, so what's the problem? I don't

understand. No problem. I'll take you
all. Let's go. Come on.

So, news came back to me from Dolores.
Yes.

Listen, nobody's going to talk about my
husband or me.

Too bad.

Too bad?

Too bad.

Kim, you're so f***ed up.

You talked about my husband two years
ago. Did you see him f***ing another

No, I did not. All right then, so why'd
you go and f***ing see that?

Because I feel like it. No, no. Because
I feel like it. Because I feel like it.

You're a f***ing bitch. No, you're a
dirty bitch. You're a f***ing trash

You're all dirty bitches. No, you are. I
have girls models here that saw you at,

you're going out to clubs every f***ing
night. Oh my God, who gives a f***? It

doesn't matter.

clubs, right? Kim, you're the queen of
going out. Wait a minute, I don't have a

husband in kids.

There's no chain on my foot. I could do
whatever the hell I want. I go out with

Siggy, I go out with Dolores, and who
gives a fuck what I do? It's my fucking

business. I knew that this rumor was a
bunch of bullshit, but Kim basically

admitted that the whole basis for her
trying to destroy Teresa's marriage is

that someone saw her out at a club, and
Siggy and Dolores, that's still not

enough to piss them off? I mean, come
on.

It's disgusting.

I want to straighten you out. Oh, yeah,
really? Like you're going to straighten

me out?

Nobody straightens me out, Teresa.
Nobody straightens you out. I don't give

shit about any of you.

You're my track. You're the one who was
in jail, not me, bitch.

Oh, my God.

If you throw something at me, girl,
you're leaving in handcuffs and going

where you were.

Don't say that about her. Don't ever
speak to her that way. What are you, her

fucking soldier now? And you know what?
You have something to say now? I haven't

seen you in eight years. Last time I saw
you, you were running through the North

Jersey with Teresa, Chase, and Afti. Now
you're coming after me? You have to

come to your first fashion show. I
didn't set nobody up. I wanted to

here for a reason.

I know what Kim D is capable of, but I
also know what Teresa's capable of. And

I'm so glad to be on Teresa's side of
the fence this time. You know what Posh

stands for? Piece of shit. Like you.
Like who you are. Home record every day.

Really?

Listen to me, Therese Hacker. You don't
want to go there with me. Okay, let's

go.

Let's go, baby. I'm here. It's my show.
I don't want to take your... You.

You. I don't care about you. Come on. I
would love to grab you by the back of

your... Well, you can't. You touch me
and you're done. So come at me, bitch.

Come at me.

You're an animal.

Coming up.

Ziggy Dolores, after seeing that, you
guys are going to go walk in this show.

That's right, I am. Don't tell me what
to do.

I set Kim D straight tonight.

They're f***ing animals.

Whatever Joe and I go through, it's
nobody's damn business.

You know, she sees stuff in the
magazine. She thought that Daddy was

Hold on, here she comes, my b***h wife.
She's such a b***h.

So why'd you walk away?

I think you need to, like, leave.

Let me tell you something, I can't let
you leave.

You know, sometimes you don't really
know exactly what's going on unless

living with those people under the roof.

And now Kim knows to stay the f*** out
of my life.

They're not allowed in here. I want them
out.

No, I'm not.

Teresa just tried to almost hit me with
a glass.

They touch me, I'll have them arrested.
Do you see this, guys? I'm sorry.

It's disgusting how everyone's f***ing
acting.

Ziggy Dolores, after seeing that, you
guys are going to go walk in this show.

That's right I am. Don't tell me what to
do. Did I ask? Did I tell you what to

do? Don't tell me what to do. In my
face.

There's no need for you to get in my
face. No, because they ate to me last

night. Oh, Switzerland. Because I don't
think you should be here.

Switzerland. But you know what? That's
the way I'm going to say. You're

to be my friend. You're going to walk in
the show?

This is for a charity.

Why would I not walk in the show for a
charity? Maybe that would have just

disgusted you. I don't know. Maybe not.
That's what you guys are f***ing hanging

out with?

F*** you.

Bye, girls. They're like little puppets.
All Kim D's puppets.

Really, Teresa?

You know what? That's really low. We're
acting like ladies at a fundraiser. That

makes us puppets?

be a puppet.

Listen, Kim D went too far, but I am
just dumbfounded by Teresa's behavior.

There's a time and place for everything,
and it's not here.

Let's take a minute to breathe, and
we'll go, and we'll do what we came here

do. I mean, it's a charity event, and
these are two grown women fighting with

each other. I make my own enemies.

I fight my own battles. I don't need to
get involved.

That's it.

She'll get over it.

She'll get over it. I don't even care.

Hello. All right. When I get on the mic,
you will go listen.

I am so grateful.

This is a fundraiser for families that
lost their loved ones in a tragedy.

And I love them all. So for them, for
them, they'll make me cry.

You got to shake it off. Let's go. Come
on. These people are waiting. It's not

fair to them. Let's go. Shake it off.

Let's go.

This is why we're here tonight. I love
you all. And I thank you. Okay.

No kind of rumor or drama is going to
get in my way of doing acts of kindness.

I love Teresa.

I love Melissa.

But all I'm thinking about is how much
money I can raise for these families.

So don't try to stop me.

Oh, my God, ladies.

Let me get you girls a cocktail.

Hold on. Thank you, darling. Thank you,
darling. You need it. You need it, baby.

Oh, I needed a glass of wine like three
hours ago.

I'm putting my belt in. That was a
f***ing show.

All I have to say is I'm glad I went.

Listen, nobody's going to talk about my
husband or me and get away with it. I'm

sorry. Who's having white or red? Who's
having red? I'll take red, please. What

are you having, white or red? Thank you,
Margaret.

She does not scare me. Nobody scares me.
I'm sorry. If you're going to say a

blatantly lie about me and my family, So
you're going to deal with me. She's not

going to come after you again. She's not
going to say anything. She was like,

she was scared.

After seeing that, digging Dolores, they
should have totally changed their

minds. They should have looked at Kim
and said, Kim, that was Kim.

You said something, and I just met you.
Their silence says a lot.

After what just happened with Teresa and
Kim, Dolores has the balls at that

point to get up in my face.

Like, Frank, don't do that.

Yeah.

Like, I can't believe that we all just
made plans last night to go to Milan

together. Why don't you guys come?

What? Yeah, we're not going to work the
whole time.

Come to Italy.

It's Milan.

Who doesn't want to go?

Do I really want to go to Italy right
now with Siggy and Dolores? I don't

I'm really hurt right now.

I'm starting to sense a pattern with
Dolores.

She doesn't have my back.

Dolores!

Because she was upset.

Oh, that's my best friend.

That's my best friend. Yeah, right,
right, right.

Like, how many chances do you need to
give someone before you could see that

they don't care about you? I just want
to thank all of you guys for, you know,

just being there for me. But with Siggy
and Dolores, I'm sorry. Like, I'm, like,

really torn right now. Like, they're
going to just have to come to me.

Coming up.

I wanted to really understand the
message that I may have shown Teresa.

You should have maybe let her know that
you had her back there.

Hi, guys.

Hi. What's going on? We have a lot to
catch up on right now. I have work to do

myself, but what are you doing wearing
that robe?

I'm cold.

Ma, how are you cold?

It's cold in here.

Everybody bitches and all that, but it's
too cold.

It's too hot.

It's like no one's ever happy.

By the way, I don't even get to tell
you. Last night, Ziggy and Dolores

into Kim D's fashion show. That's
horrible.

Right? Yeah.

Walking the show after what's been done
to Melissa and Teresa is disgraceful. I

know, it's ridiculous.

You know, anyway.

So tonight, my main goal is to get Marge
Sr. ready for this date.

I can't believe I finally get you set up
with Steve, our accountant.

I can tell he is the hot for you, Mom.

I don't think so. I think, you know. But
yes, it'll be nice to go out with him

socially.

My mom and dad got divorced when I was
like two, and she hasn't had a serious

boyfriend in years.

I mean, she was like those divorcee
vixens who wore the hot pants, and, you

know, they were like, hide your husbands
when we moved in. Listen, he

compliments your bookkeeping, and we
know it stinks, so he obviously must

you. You know he obviously must love
you.

I'm constantly teasing Marge Sr., but I
would love to see her settle down. You

come with a lot of perks.

Yes. But we need someone, you know, who
could take you off my back and get on

his.

What are we going to do with that hair?
Because it doesn't look right.

Yeah, my hair does need work. I didn't
do anything with it this morning since I

was coming here. You can't go looking
like this. I mean, I don't want your

No, I don't think I'll go looking like
this. I have a nice black shirt. That

would be convenient, though. Yeah, you
can go like this.

But you know what I'm going to do? Did
you ever hear of this company called

Priv? I don't think I have.

They actually come to the house, and
they'll do your hair. And maybe I'll get

nails done.

I'm going to make sure you look
glamorous.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Let's try and behave tonight.

You can't bang him on the first date,
Marge Senior, because he needs to finish

my taxes.

Before singing gets here, I'm going to
talk about Frankie. I think the best

thing for Frankie is to get out of the
house.

He'll live on his own. He needs to see.

that there's a life out there beyond his
girlfriend.

I told him since he was three years old,
he wasn't allowed to have a girlfriend

until he graduated from college and he
was established.

Every second Frankie's spending time
with his girlfriend.

Relationships in high school make
absolutely no sense.

Hormones are rushing and emotions are
crazy and adults can't handle

relationships. How is a kid in high
school supposed to be in a relationship?

It's an anchor.

Hi. Hey, how are you?

My pleasure. Do you like anything to
drink? I'll have a filter.

I'll have a water with lemon, please. I
have some food coming out, some apps and

stuff like that. Oh, nice. Thank you.

Thank you.

You know what? I think that he should
have no distractions at all. Because

Frankie is not, I don't think, good at
multitasking.

Do I hear?

Do I hear?

I didn't even say a word and you can
hear me? That's how loud I am?

Hello, Catania. Hi, Mommy.

How are you?

I've got to sit next to my Dolores,
okay?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

What's the matter? You look a little
stressed.

Guys, we're exhausted.

Frank, here's what happened. We went to
Kim D's store for a fitting. She's

holding this fashion show.

So Kim D said, by the way, my friends
were at a club Saturday night, and they

saw Teresa getting cozy with a man. We
said, Kim, Kim, when we leave here,

going to tell Teresa.

At the event, Teresa came in with
Danielle, Margaret, and Melissa.

All four of them came together? Yeah.
And they go up to Kim D, and Teresa

getting involved.

All right.

Frank, things got so ugly.

Like, Kim D was like, you're a criminal.

What did the two of you do? I stayed
quiet.

What did you do? I didn't want to get
involved at that time.

Don't you think you should have, at
least at that point? Frank, I swear, I

get a point across because we're not
talking to Teresa and Melissa one -on

It's Danielle and Margaret. Can't talk
to her when they're around. Our friends

have been kidnapped.

Thank you. Wow, that looks so good.

Oh, yay.

What happened after all this went down?

The two of you stayed after that?

Yeah, we were walking in the show.
People were waiting for us. I'm looking

from Teresa's point of view. That's the
way I'm looking at it. The two of you

walking Kim D's show. And the two of you
understand the message that it may have

shown Teresa.

You should have maybe to a point let her
know that you had her back there.

You know what? In hindsight, Frank, now
that you said that to me, I should have

been. It's time to go.

I want Teresa to see where Dolores and I
are coming from. Pick up the phone and

go see her.

I have to admit, Frank Catania makes
sense.

She's not a throwaway. Pick up the phone
and go see her.

As Teresa's friend, I have to let her
know that regardless of the fact that I

walked in this fashion show, I 100 % had
and have her back no matter what.

Make it happen.

Coming up.

I'm a simple girl who's heard dead folks
all my life. Your mother has been next

to you the whole time I've been here.

And here's what she's saying.

What's up? Did she hear you?

No, I'm like a little nervous.

Ew, I'm going to have a drink right now.
I'm so nervous.

Should I have a drink?

I'm gonna.

I'll have a drink. Like vodka.

Vodka? It'll loosen me up a little bit,
maybe. I don't know. You know I don't do

this kind of thing. Like, I don't talk
to psychics or whatever, but... What if

she brings ghosts in here, then?

Just the thought of spirit, you know,
anyone from the other side, completely

freaks me out. Jo, why'd you even say
that word?

Ghosts? I am a scaredy cat.

I slept in my mother's bed till I was
13.

Like, I am scared.

Oh, my God, it's the door.

Hello?

Oh, it's your sister.

Hi, Tree, come in.

Hi. We're nervous, very nervous.

I'm drinking vodka right now. Would you
like a glass? Yeah.

So, Tree, how much do you want?

Yeah, more.

So you ready for this? Not really.

To be honest with you, mediums are not
my thing. You know, it's my brother's

idea, so I'm here to support him.

I just hope, you know, my mother tells
me she's happy, she's not in pain

anymore.

But I never lost someone so close to me
before until now, and I'm just not ready

for all this.

Everybody's knocking.

I'll get it.

Can we bring our drinks? I'll bring it.
Okay, thank you.

Hi. Hi, how are you? I'm Melissa.

Honey, so nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you, too. You're so pretty. Your home

is gorgeous.

Thank you. Come on in. Thank you. Thank
you so much. Can I get you some water?

I'd love that. Wine, vodka?

Oh, my God. I never mix alcohol with
dead people.

Oh, my God.

That gets a little funny.

This is my sister -in -law, Teresa.

How are you, darling? Hi, nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you. Conchetta. Are

Italian? I am. Yeah. See, that makes us
feel better she's Italian. Yeah. Thank

you, darling. Hello, how are you? This
is Conchetta, Joe. Nice to meet you.

So you are very highly recommended.

Thank you very much. So please ask me
any question you might have, because

never seen me work, and you have to
understand my limitations.

I'm a simple girl who's heard dead folks
all my life, and I hope you'll forgive

me, but I want to make it clear right up
front. I know you lost your mother, but

remember that she's not dead. She's not
gone.

She's right here in the air you breathe.

No, your mommy's not here.

Oh, no, she is here, honey.

Your mother has been...

next to you the whole time I've been
here.

And here's what she's saying.

She tells me one of her children is very
sensitive to the other side.

She keeps saying her. I know. And she's

confirming that it's true.

And you're not to discount it.

Yeah, no, I'm not. I told her that I
love that she's saying that. I want her

say it. She's extremely tickled to tell
me that she is home and she is at peace

and not to be upset for her. She had the
most wonderful life and proudly tells

me she hears herself being a totally
adored doof. I miss her so much. I know,

honey. I still needed her.

I know, sweetheart.

And she hears all the support and love.

So I'm going to move to your brother,
Joe.

She's playing music for me.

And the song she's playing is
interesting. Which song?

Mama.

Connie Francis is singing in Italian.

That was my wedding song. Dancing with
my mother. Wow.

And she tells me before she passed, she
had a hard time walking and that now she

can run.

Oh, my God.

When Joe's mom was in the hospital, I
was.

standing next to him as he would whisper
in his mother's ear, it's okay, Mom.

Go run now, Mom. Go run. Those were his
words to her. She knows things that she

would never know unless she was really
talking to Teresa and Joe's mother.

Your mother is telling you about your
dad.

And I feel it so strongly. She's worried
about him.

This is a man who is terribly missing
her. He secretly

is... saying things to her, asking her
and wishing for himself to join her.

She wants him to know, and she asks you
to tell him, don't be in a hurry.

Someday we'll be together again.

I do believe the media must be talking
to my mom because I know my mom would

want my dad to stay here with me.

But still, I'm hurting really bad. I
want my mom present. I want to touch

want to hug her. I want to kiss her. I
want her here.

So it's very painful for me.

I hope this was good for you. Thank you.

My pleasure.

Oh, gosh. Am I allowed to hug you? Oh,
my God.

Honey, I'm a hugger from way back, baby.
Thank you, Joe.

Teresa. Thank you so much. God bless
you.

You know what? They must be here. Let's
go.

Hi, how are you? Hello, come on in. I
thought we'd just do it in the dining

room. Our house is under construction.

We'll do it at this table.

Mark Singer needs flat iron, fluff.

Make me look good. I think you're fine.

She's going on a date with our
accountant.

Nice. I hope there's potential with
Steve. I mean, they've known each other

years, and obviously they've met through
work, but they've never been out on a

date.

You know what? If the date's not going
well, is there, like, any safe words I

should know about?

Nope. No. Mark Sr., something that's not
so obvious.

I could pull my earring. All right.

You know what it is? I just want you to
be happy. I want you to find a

companion. So if it's not going to be
Steve, we've got to find you someone

like, one foot on the banana peel, you
know, with a big will.

Should I say hi, honey, to you?

Yes, you should say hi, honey, to me.
All right, I want to make sure about

Sit right here.

Listen, I'm so sorry about yesterday.

Me too.

Here you go. I mean, you know, it got
heated, you know? I know. I mean, did

see, like, what I'm talking about with
that lady? I mean, first of all... What

she said was totally out of line. Don't
you agree?

Yes, what she said was so out of line.
If somebody said that you were cheating

on Michael Campanella... Yes, you would
freak out. Yeah, I would.

And I would not walk in their fashion
show. I would not support them. Hold on.

I want you to know that in Kim D's
store, I defended you, I defended your

family. What she said was disgusting and
below the belt, and I'm saying it. I

don't agree with it.

All right, so after you heard...

What she was saying, why didn't you just
give your donation, which you did, and

leave? And be like, you know what, Kim,
I want no part of this. I'm out of here.

And here's why.

I'm there for a charity event for three
kids who lost their fathers.

I didn't care about Kim D. I didn't want
to disappoint the victims' families

upstairs.

I mean, I get you doing it, you know?
Like, I get that's why you did it. So

you know, I understand, and I'm fine
with it.

But I never thought Kim D would, like,
go against me, and she did. So I'm just

saying, if she did it to me, I think she
could do it to you. She could do it to

Dolores. But I promise you, we got your
back with Kim D.

But Dolores and I feel like we want you
to wake up, and also, like, we're your

friends.

We feel like when you are with Margaret
and Danielle, we can't even talk.

They're up your ass.

I can't get into words. So Dolores and I
are saying, wait, what's going on here?

But I thought everything was good with
you and Margaret.

It was good up until Fresco's. Who in a
time when your friends are fighting

references Hitler?

I judge my friends on the way that they
treat me. I know, but you're thinking

Hitler would have not killed me. Does
that make him a good person? Hold on a

second. I was so blindsided.

that she would reference Hitler.

I'm in shock.

I mean, seriously.

Where's this coming from, Margaret?

She's missing a sensitivity chip.

Do I hate her? No.

I'm just, like, over it.

All right, listen. I appreciate, you
know, you coming here and everything.

So where does this leave us?

You know, I don't know, you know, what's
going to go down, but I want to go to

Milan. I want to be there with you.

But I'm not going to go without Dolores.

I would never go anywhere without
Dolores.

I mean, are you kidding me? I'd go
there, and then you'd have Margaret and

Danielle turning on me and then
whispering in Melissa and Teresa's ear

time.

Why would I go?

Well, I want you to go, but I don't know
what's going on with Dolores. I mean,

she got in Melissa's face.

Melissa was the one that asked you guys
to come.

So I'm going to try to talk to the
girls, and I'm going to try to see, you

if we could get.

So we can all go together.

Okay, so talk to them and see what's
going on. And then, you know, if it

out, it's meant to be. And if it's not,
I just want you to know I love you. I'm

glad it's over. I'm glad it's over, too.

I'm glad you're taking a piece of tea.

Coming up.

Oh, I love your tattoo. I just noticed.
Oh, you never saw that?

How far down does it go?

Or am I being too forward?

You're going to have fun, Marge Senior.
You think so? You go out with them, you

catch some action.

Oh, God.

Can you table for four?

Wherever you're comfortable tonight.
Okay. Marge, pick a seat.

Marge, you need help? Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, I don't want you to tip over.
Right?

I am hungry. Can I get you something to
drink? I'll have iced tea, please. Sure.

Oh, I'm going to try the Summertime
Nostalgia. Very nice. What's that, Marge

Senior? Hendrick's gin, cucumber,
strawberry, simple, cucumber bitters,

water. We'll have a nice conversation.

Nothing about like when you vomited on
your other dates.

Hey. Steve, what's going on? Look, look,
who's here. You look so cute. How are

you? Good to see you.

Nice to see you. You look great. Is this
live? No, no, not live.

Hi, Steve. You look great. Come on. Come
have a drink. We thought this would be

a good idea for you guys to have your
chaperone date. Our chaperone date. You

know why? Because Marge Sr. can get
frisky.

You have to watch her. She's very
handsy, especially if she has a

What can I get for you, lady? I'm just
going to have the salmon. I think we're

all having the salmon. Look at that.
We're already having the same lunch. I

think it's a match made in heaven.

I've actually made some major food
changes in my life. I haven't had any

chocolate or any kind of sweets or any
carbs. She's trying to be healthy,

Do you feel any different since you
eliminated all the fun things? I didn't

eliminate all the fun things. She still
swallows.

Is that what you want to know, Steve?
How?

Wait a minute, Steve, you're in.

Oh, my God. What kind of woman are you
looking for? Just to see if I can fix

of the criteria.

We can't discuss that with you.

Blonde, busty, and breathing.

I know,

I know.

Oh, I love your tattoo. I just noticed.

Oh, you never saw that?

Wow, that's really nice.

Thank you. How far down does it go?

Or am I being too forward?

I'm actually thinking of one that nobody
would see unless I was naked.

Stevie, couldn't it be before our third
date?

Marge Singer is sending out signals. I
mean, I'm starting to blush. I mean,

TMI for me.

Steve seems to be going along with it.
This could be going better than planned.

Steve, what's your five -year plan?

My five -year plan?

To be alive.

I guess I want to settle down at some
point.

I know. You don't want to grow old
alone.

Nobody does, right? No, right? Do you,
Mark Singer? No.

So when are you moving in?

Seems like things are going really well.
Everybody seems super happy. So move

over, Sticky. You're not the only
matchmaker in town.

If we want to have another date after
this, would we like to have it without

two of you? We can let them go out
alone.

We can pre -approve it.

We can pre -approve.

Do you have to sit in the back of the
car?

These things you really should return.

Sorry. These are horrendous.

Why?

They're gross. Don't ever wear them
around me.

You look like stupid loungers.

They're horrible.

Did you brainwash my child?

Joey and Helen, right?

I'm out.

Where'd he go? He said I'm out. I might
as well throw them in the garbage.

Hello? Yeah.

Hey, what's going on? What are you
doing?

Nothing. I'm hanging out.

Vicki came over.

Oh, she did?

Yeah.

You know what? I totally understand.

So anyway, then we were like talking
about Italy.

She's like, I want to come.

She's like, I will not go without
Dolores.

All right. Well, that's her decision
then. As far as Dolores goes, I mean,

listen, I'm not taking her invite back,
but she got up in my face.

We've been friends for so long. She's
almost like an older sister to me. So

like strange that she would do that.

I still don't understand the reason why
Dolores chose to get up in my face,

because Kim D is the one that she should
have been getting crazy on if she was

in the mood to get crazy.

I mean, if you're not taking the invite
back, then I'll, you know, I'll just let

her know.

Listen, the bottom line is, we're going.
I don't want to deal with anybody's

shit when we're there. I mean, I want to
enjoy it. It's my first time in Italy.

But Dolores better never disrespect me
like that again.

I'm serious, because then I'll be done
with her. Like, there's no reason for me

to have a friend who does that.

I'm telling you, Tree, she's on my shit
list.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey.

We're in Milan!

Tourist, baby!

Hello, we're from Jersey.

We haven't all been together since the
posh fashion show. Nobody has a dress

like what's been going on. You know,
we're going to have to discuss it at

dinner. It could get heated. I'm done!

How dare you say I can't stand shoes?
Stop!

Stop!

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