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[toilet flushes] 17 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,309 'Sup? 18 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:02,813 ♪ You Rascal You by Hanni El Khatib playing ♪ 19 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,070 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 20 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,947 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 21 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,659 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 22 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:18,120 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 23 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,665 ♪ When you're dead and in your grave ♪ 24 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,251 ♪ No more women, who you crave ♪ 25 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,004 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 26 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,547 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 27 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,844 [bubbling, gurgling] 28 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:40,142 [muffled screaming] 29 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,398 [panting] 30 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,399 [grunts] 31 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,950 [snorting] 32 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,162 - That's powdered sugar. Do you want a beignet? 33 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,126 ♪ I'll be standing on the corner full of gin ♪ 34 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,837 ♪ When they bring your dead body in ♪ 35 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,089 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 36 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,091 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 37 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,761 [excited breathing] 38 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,012 - Wow. 39 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:19,932 - This is just-- 40 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,892 - This is, like-- 41 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,561 - The most incredible thing 42 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,480 I have ever seen! 43 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,857 MAYA: It says I'm 53. 44 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,442 BETH: They spelled my name "Elizabarth." 45 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,945 - So, like, what do we do with them now? 46 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,324 - We go to a bar. 47 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,868 - And we drink booze. [gasps] 48 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,828 - Okay, girls! 49 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,455 - Hi, Ms. Jones. - Hi, Ms. Jones. 50 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,999 - Oh no! Jane. JESS: Okay, Jane. [laughs] 51 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,461 - Well, Simon is being kind enough to treat me to dinner and a movie. 52 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,838 - American History X. 53 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,673 - Sounds fun. 54 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,174 - You're gonna watch your sister, right, Beth? 55 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,261 - Yeah, sure. - She's very responsible. 56 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,388 Okay, give mommy a kiss. [kissing] 57 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,223 I love you so much. [giggles] 58 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,141 Don't let her stay up too late, okay? 59 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,769 Bye, girls. Be good. GROUP: Bye. 60 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,229 - Nice hat! 61 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,731 - Oh, it's a beret. JEN: Cool. 62 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,068 [door opens, shuts] 63 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,695 - Annie, 64 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,115 ...you'll be okay tonight, right? ANN: I don't know. 65 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,533 Maybe. 66 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,160 - I'll let you stay up and watch TV as late as you want. 67 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:25,247 - Ooh. Okay. Yay. [laughs] 68 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,250 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 69 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,212 - Tonight? 70 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,006 - Tonight. 71 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,008 - Tonight. 72 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:37,759 - Tonight. 73 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,887 BETH: Today! JEN/JESS: Today! 74 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,138 [laughs] 75 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,140 - I am just so happy today. 76 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,059 - It's because it's your first day as a married woman. 77 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,269 - Yes, it is. 78 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,354 [room chatter] 79 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,981 - And that's your first mimosa as a married woman. 80 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:51,773 - Yes-- 81 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,650 - And that's your first egg as a married woman! 82 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,027 - Stop doing that about everything. 83 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,236 - Sorry. 84 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,488 - So, uh, we're meetin' in front of the airport today, right? 85 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,615 BETH: Mm-hm, yeah. 86 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:02,159 - Uh, I think I'm gonna go meet my crazy ass cousin, so. 87 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,827 - Oh, want me to come? - No. 88 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,455 - Yeah, I need to pack. 89 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,957 - Ugh, my leg hurts. I'm just gonna go lay in my bed. 90 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,793 Has anyone seen Matt? 91 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:15,088 - John and I, we're actually goin' to see a psychic. 92 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,842 Yeah, Ben hooked us up. It's like a New Orleans legend or something. 93 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,220 - Oh, ask about me. I'm a Capricorn. - Okay. 94 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,096 [typing, text sound] 95 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,306 - Jess? 96 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,725 [text sound, giggles] Jessie? 97 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,726 You want her to ask about you? 98 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,479 - What? No. What about me? I'm-I'm fine. What? 99 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,897 - Put your phone away. You're about to miss 100 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,148 her first sausage as a married woman. 101 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,442 Actually, I had my first sausage 102 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,361 when I married your dad's... dick. 103 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:40,280 - [laughs] First dad joke as a married woman. 104 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,115 - Didn't even make sense. Didn't make sense. 105 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,700 MAYA: Made sense to me. 106 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,327 - Maya, my leg is killing me. Can you help me? 107 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,037 - Alright, give it here. [Jen groans] 108 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,249 You know you gotta keep the tissue moving. - Oh, my God. I know, I know. 109 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,878 - It's unacceptable. Unacceptable. No. - Yeah. No, it's really not level. 110 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,965 It's quite pronounced. - John's dad seems... nice. 111 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,883 BART: Grab a plate, make yourself useful. 112 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,219 [cutlery clinking, muttering] 113 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,012 And then we're just gonna flip it over. - Yeah, exactly. 114 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,599 - Oh, God. Men are always doin' some little project that doesn't matter. 115 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,101 - It's how they connect. JEN: It's cute. 116 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,811 - Is it? 117 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,397 - I would not be surprised if I had a couple little kids 118 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:14,815 [chatter] runnin' around in Italy. 119 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,401 - You're, you're quite a Casanova, huh? 120 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,487 - Oh, I did some damage, Shlomo. - I'm gonna get the manager. 121 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,031 - I feel like I need to go, like, interact with John's dad. 122 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,032 - Yeah. - Right? 123 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,784 Can't get a rhythm. - You got this. 124 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,411 - I look okay? - You look beautiful. 125 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,412 JESS: Yeah, you good. 126 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,081 - Now, where is Matt? [nervous laugh] 127 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,542 - We gotta go back to the hotel. I can't-- - No, I'm sorry. 128 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,586 We're too late for this brunch. And, and by the way, 129 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,546 I don't even wanna know what happened last night. 130 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,048 - That's good 'cause I can't tell you. Can we just slow down a little bit, 131 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,258 please? - No. Listen. Okay. 132 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,885 I know we haven't talked about this very much, 133 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,012 but I feel like we both know where this is headed. 134 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,139 You know, marriage, children via surrogate 135 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:50,350 'cause nobody wants to mess with this. [retching] 136 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,519 But I started a little bit of a fund, [coughing] 137 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,646 um, so there's nothing holding you back 138 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,065 from asking me a certain question 139 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,777 where you give me a certain thing that I've registered for at Tiffany & Co. 140 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,031 - Wait, [clears throat] 141 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,657 I have been feelin' a little held back. 142 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,701 - Yeah. - Where's, um-- 143 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,369 What did you call it? Did you call it a fund? 144 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,581 - Yeah, just to get the ball rolling, I linked a joint Venmo for us. 145 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,501 - That is so romantic. 146 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:16,293 LEONARD: Bethy? 147 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,920 BETH: Hi. - Let me tell you something. 148 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,880 Do not wait for me at the airport, okay? 149 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,757 I changed my plans. I'm stayin'. 150 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,092 And I, uh, I met a special lady, okay? 151 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,888 A, uh, special girl. - Oh, God. Got it. Okay. 152 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,264 - Okay? - Okay. 153 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,600 - Just get it so it's level. 154 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,644 - Guys? JOHN: Let it go now. 155 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,729 - Can I scoot in here? JOHN: Come on. 156 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,023 Okay. Okay. - Can I-- 157 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,816 - That's better. 158 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,235 [sighs] - Hi, Dad. 159 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,403 - Good morning, yes. JOHN: Hi, Missus. 160 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,197 - Hello. 161 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,616 - You're not gonna take my last name, right? 162 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,284 - No, no, I don't think so. 163 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,577 - Yeah? - Yeah. 164 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,204 - Uh, why not? 165 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:55,499 - Um, I just-- I-I like my name. I wanna-- 166 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:58,210 - Yeah. Yeah. - ...keep my dad's name. You know, just. 167 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,212 I mean, I-- Uh, but this place, 168 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,047 isn't it great? [heavy breathing] 169 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:05,300 - Alexa, add four loaves of sourdough to the shopping list. 170 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,512 ALEXA: I've added four loaves of sourdough to your shopping list. 171 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,848 - Tell me about the wedding. - Oh, there's nothin' to tell. 172 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:14,351 I watched 16 hours of Criminal Minds in a Holiday Inn Express. 173 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,478 [ripping paper] 174 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,479 - Ya know, 175 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,732 I would've loved to have gone with you. 176 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,360 - I didn't need you to. 177 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,822 - You think they'll last? 178 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,533 - No. I mean, I told her I thought it was a mistake. 179 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,201 - You did? - Yeah. 180 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,870 But I mean, we're honest like that. 181 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,788 Like, who do you know that's actually happy? 182 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,457 - Cool. 183 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,418 - Well, I didn't mean us. 184 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,919 - Right. 185 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,172 You wanna go for a walk? - Yeah. Um, 186 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,384 ...no. 187 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:52,639 ♪ slow jazz music playing ♪ 188 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,517 Alexa, add chocolate mud cupcakes to the shopping list. 189 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,146 ALEXA: I've added chocolate mud cupcakes to your shopping list. 190 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,939 [door closes] 191 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,818 ♪ Can't We Be Friends? by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong playing ♪ 192 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,820 BETH: Thank you. - Thanks. 193 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,114 - What do you wanna do today? 194 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,116 I'm down for whatever. 195 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,743 All we have is that psychic, 196 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,120 and I hope she does past lives stuff. 197 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,332 I feel like I'm descended from, like, royalty, or, like, 198 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,083 hookers, or something. - Yeah, if it's cool with you, 199 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,128 I think I'm gonna skip that and play basketball actually. 200 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:26,006 - Um, w-- [laughs] I-It's for both of us. 201 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,009 I-I-- She's supposed to be, like, really good. 202 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,011 - Then she probably knows that I'm not gonna be there. 203 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,847 - [sighs] Move over, girl. 204 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,766 You know you fucked up my trip. 205 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,935 - Come on. - Come on nothin'! 206 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,561 - No, uh, i-it was sweet. 207 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,855 - What? Your wedding? Yeah, it was sweet. - Yes. Okay. 208 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,399 - But you and JoJo owe me a written apology. 209 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,776 - Oh, my God. - Wait a minute, girl. 210 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,904 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put that down. Look at you, already spillin' shit. 211 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,656 Get your hands off of that. Get a bib. 212 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,866 You don't wanna get anything on your white shit, come on. 213 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,660 - I'm not going to. - Oh, yeah? 214 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,162 - Who the fuck is Jojo? - Really? 215 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,667 [ball bouncing] - What is-- 216 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,002 - Alright, I'll see you later. Have a great day. 217 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,587 - Um, okay. - Have fun. 218 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,674 - Just-- [bouncing] 219 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,968 I'm not gonna let anything get me down today. 220 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,261 Not a damn thing. 221 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,930 ♪ I let him turn me down and say ♪ 222 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,015 ♪ Can't we be, can't we be ♪ 223 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,059 ♪ Can't we be, can't we be ♪ 224 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,229 ♪ Can't we be, can't we be friends? ♪ Good. Good. 225 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:26,191 ♪ Whoa, yes ♪ 226 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,153 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 227 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,073 BETH: Wait, where's the bouncer? JEN: It's fine. 228 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,950 JESS: I don't-- JEN: J-Just-Just go. Yeah. 229 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,451 BETH: Okay. JESS: Just go up to the bar. 230 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,589 - Excuse me? Are you the bartender? 231 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,716 - No. The bartenders come in at 9:00. 232 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,844 You know, three hours from now. 233 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,762 [sighs] 234 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,016 I can make you a drink. What do you want? 235 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,768 - I got this, I got this. [clears throat] 236 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,064 We would like four Sex on the Beaches. On the rocks. 237 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,692 And do yourself a favor, hold the rocks. 238 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,528 MAYA: Yeah. BETH: Thanks. 239 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:15,365 ♪ Down on the Town by Cromwell playing ♪ JESS: Just sit. 240 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,368 [excited whispering] [chairs squeak] 241 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,664 [whispering stops] 242 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,875 [taps counter] - No rocks. 243 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,460 ♪ I went down ♪ 244 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,670 ♪ On the town ♪ [excited giggling, cheering] 245 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,715 ♪ With my money in my hand ♪ 246 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,384 [sipping] [coughs] 247 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,971 - [lying] Mm... Yum. - [lying] That's so good. 248 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,349 [group agrees] 249 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,892 Love drinking. - So good. 250 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,061 BETH: I think I might be drunk. 251 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,480 [inhales] 252 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,315 [laughs] 253 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,903 - Thank you again so much for the wedding. It was amazing. 254 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,113 - Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'm pretty good at it, right? 255 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,241 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. [laughs] 256 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,700 - And thank you for coming here with me, 257 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,953 even though I kept insisting that you not. 258 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,122 - I know. Well, of course! You're my daughter now. 259 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,333 Huh? Family! - [laughs] Yeah. 260 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,293 - Yeah. - In what way? 261 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,255 - Your father and I exchanged our own vows last night. 262 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,173 Isn't that beautiful? He said I could put it on your tab. 263 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,884 You know who I think is terrific is that Matt! 264 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,470 How did you let that little devil slip through your fingers? 265 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,306 - Guess who has your motherfuckin' money? 266 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,392 Me, motherfucker! Yeah! 267 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,269 Yeah, I just gotta get on a flight. 268 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,770 I told you I'd get back on track. 269 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,857 There's never a need to threaten people, okay? Hello? 270 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,860 [indistinct chatter] 271 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,493 FLORA: Well, let me tell you something. Madame La Merde is the best. 272 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,953 - Mm. - Excellent. 273 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,371 - Great. - Top notch. 274 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,831 Do you remember January 6th? 275 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,249 - She predicted that? 276 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,667 - No, she was there. 277 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,086 [quiet laugh] 278 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,464 - Hi, girls! Hello. BETH: Hi. 279 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,091 - Hi. [laughs] 280 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,634 - I'm Beth. MADAME LA MERDE: Hey. 281 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,429 - Yes, this is my new daughter. Yeah. - Well, not really. 282 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,891 Not really. I-I just was supposed to come with my husband, but he couldn't. 283 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,934 Oh! That's my first time saying "my husband." 284 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,729 - Aw, he's not with you? - No, no, sadly, no. 285 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:12,107 He ditched me to play basketball, but I'm not mad. 286 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,359 Nothing could get me down today. MADAME LA MERDE: Oh. 287 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,945 That's not good. No, it's really not good. 288 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,947 - It's fine. - No, it's not. 289 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,324 It really isn't. BETH: Yeah. 290 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:23,160 - Yeah, but anyway, I'm so glad you showed up. 291 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,161 FLORA: Oh? 292 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,122 - 'Cause I was back there, and I was gonna have some lunch, 293 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,624 and then I thought, 294 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,794 "If they don't show up, I'm never gonna speak to them." 295 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,713 'Cause you know what? I'm one of those people, 296 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,256 I don't forget things. You know what I mean? 297 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,133 BETH/FLORA: Mm. - I'm like a elephant. 298 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,093 I thought, "If they don't show up, 299 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,722 ...I'm gonna hate their fuckin' guts forever." FLORA: Oh. 300 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,349 MADAME LA MERDE: Wow. 301 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,186 You know, I see here that, you know, you did have kids. 302 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,897 - Oh, no. Does the ball say that? 303 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,399 MADAME LA MERDE: Uh, no. 304 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,069 I don't know whose ball that is. But no, the ball doesn't say anything. 305 00:12:57,069 --> 00:13:00,280 I'm just lookin' at your body. [laughs] Yeah. 306 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,074 It looks-- You know, looks like you have kids. 307 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,451 - Yeah. - I mean-- 308 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,245 - I don't have any kids, but-- - Oh. 309 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,080 - ...um-- MADAME LA MERDE: Oh, really? 310 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,289 - Yeah. MADAME LA MERDE: Whoops. 311 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,250 - Do you read our-our palms or? 312 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,501 MADAME LA MERDE: Well, it's just my gut. 313 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,503 My gut was 314 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,505 ...looking at your gut. 315 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,508 [distant police sirens wailing] [gasps] Oh. 316 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,760 Do you hear that? 317 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,929 Guys, shh! Shh! 318 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,806 [sirens continue] 319 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,807 Hear something. 320 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,185 I, I-I really do. I do. I hear something. It's getting closer. 321 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:33,313 [sirens get closer] Closer. Wait... It's like a 322 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,067 [mimics police sirens] 323 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,570 - Police sirens? - No. 324 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:42,281 - Yeah, we all, we all hear that. [shushing] 325 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,366 - Y-- - It's s-- It's police sirens. 326 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,158 - Yeah. - We all hear it. 327 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,619 FLORA: It's a crime scene. [sighs] 328 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,538 - What a frickin' bust. 329 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,791 Can't believe it. It felt so real. - Yeah. 330 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,794 - Alright, I got one thing wrong. BETH: Y-- I also don't have kids. 331 00:13:57,171 --> 00:14:00,257 - Alright, two. That's just two out of, two out of 332 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:02,759 ...two. 333 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,974 Oh, my God. 334 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,351 Your mother is here. 335 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:15,647 I made a prayer, and it has been answered. 336 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,399 FLORA: I'm here right now. Of course, I'm here. [laughs] 337 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,068 MADAME LA MERDE: No, no, no. Her real dead mother, Jane. 338 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,529 - Oh, my God, really? Oh, my God! MADAME LA MERDE: Hello. 339 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,740 Oh! - My mom, she's here? 340 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,909 - Yes, she's here. - How did you know she was dead? 341 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,952 - Well, she looks dead. 342 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,371 Yeah, and she has a lot to say. BETH: Oh, what, what is she saying? 343 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,290 D-Does she know I got married? 344 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,083 Did she come here to find me? U-Uh. MADAME LA MERDE: Yeah. 345 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,919 I mean, I'm sure she missed you, right? 346 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,755 - God, I miss you, Mom! MADAME LA MERDE: Aw. 347 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,508 - Is she saying anything? Does she know I got married? 348 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,969 Mom, I-I met a great guy and, um, I have a job. 349 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,763 I-I really actually am good at it. 350 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,349 I like it and Ann says hi! 351 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,143 I mean, not really, but, you know, it's, it's, Ann. 352 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,978 Um, I think about you all the time. 353 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,689 - Uh-oh. BETH: What? 354 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,234 MADAME LA MERDE: Y-Your mother left. 355 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,069 We had, like, a two-minute window. 356 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,988 A four-minute window maybe. Whatever, but I-- 357 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,907 You know, she was with a guy. I did see her with a guy. 358 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,617 - She was with a guy? MADAME LA MERDE: Y-- Well, he, he d-- 359 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,870 And I have to say, he had some very tight, little buns. 360 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,997 - Oh. - And if I had my wish, 361 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,460 I'd have him pull down his pants and just sit on my face. 362 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,128 FLORA: Oh, my goodness. 363 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,548 [giggles] - Can we summon her back? 364 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:25,384 MADAME LA MERDE: For some reason in my life, 365 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:30,055 I have never... ever had repeat business. 366 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,558 - [crying] I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting this. I'm gonna-- 367 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,936 I'm just gonna go. Okay? No, I'm sorry. - Oh, um. Oh, Beth. 368 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,855 - Wait, wait. No, wait. You know what? You know what? 369 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,398 BETH: I'm really sorry. I'm gonna leave. 370 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,483 [door opens] [sighs] 371 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,985 [door shuts] - Do me. 372 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,781 - Oh, no. 373 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:52,077 Ya die in a balloon accident. 374 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,081 ♪ Life is Like a Ball Game by Katie Webster and Rockin' Sidney playing ♪ - Play defense. 375 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,584 Watch the fuckin' forearms. What? 376 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,463 SHLOMO: Ooh! ♪ Life is like a ball game ♪ 377 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,965 - There's a baby elephant. 378 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,175 Look, there's a baby elephant. 379 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,427 Goddamnit! 380 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,137 - These men are bad at basketball. 381 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,973 LAVAR: Yes, they sure are, son. 382 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,185 [Leonard coughing] 383 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,063 [stops coughing] 384 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,315 - Hi, Bethela. - Bethy. 385 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,150 - I'm not really talkin' to you. 386 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,235 - Why? BETH: Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. 387 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,029 - You don't want your father to have a good time? 388 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,656 - You know what you did. - Bethlehem, hey! 389 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,783 - Hi! This must be Vince. 390 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,285 I'm so happy to meet you. I'm Beth. 391 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,912 - Yes. 392 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,039 - We are so sorry we missed brunch. - Oh. 393 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,541 - We had a real morning. - I'm sorry. 394 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,793 - New Orleans was the center of the slave trade 395 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,838 almost 60 years after Congress ended it. 396 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:45,964 [ball hits backboard] 397 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,217 - I'm s-so sorry about that. 398 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,845 It's hot, right? Are you sweating? LAVAR/DENISHA: Yeah, yeah. 399 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,264 - [sighs] Yeah, aren't you hot in that sweatshirt, honey? 400 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,349 - He won't take it off. 401 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,684 - He has some temperature regulation stuff. 402 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,437 - Okay. [basketball dribbling] 403 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,568 - How hard is it to get the ball in the hole?! 404 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,904 ♪ Your Gravy Train by Claude Shermack playing ♪ 405 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:12,783 ♪ Your gravy train a-comin' to a screechin' halt ♪ 406 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,246 ♪ A-do ya, do ya, do ya wanna know why? ♪ 407 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,330 [clatters] 408 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,499 - Then there were none. 409 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,209 Well played, man. 410 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,128 Well played. Let's settle up. 411 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,673 I think we said, uh, $12k? 412 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,761 ♪ The gravy train come to a screechin' halt ♪ 413 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:33,762 [groans] 414 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,517 [dribbling] 415 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,018 - Hey. - Hey. 416 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,689 [shoots ball] - You've been playing for three hours. 417 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,732 - Really?! Amazing! BETH: Yeah. 418 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,278 Hey, the psychic kinda fucked me up, 419 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:52,155 um, and you haven't been answering my texts. 420 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,740 - I wasn't looking at my phone. BETH: Yeah. 421 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,160 Uh, we should go to the airport and pack and everything. 422 00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,622 - Vince, we're leavin' in a few. [traffic noise] 423 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,292 You have to give him a few minutes warnin' for transitions. 424 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,294 JOHN: We have time. - We have time. 425 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,920 - Uh-uh! You have one minute. VINCE: Fine. 426 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,047 [ball hits backboard] Beth has a stain on her shirt. 427 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,925 - Thank you for pointing that out, Vince. 428 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,302 - I'm sorry about that. 429 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:16,096 Vince has Autism Spectrum Disorder. [dribbling] 430 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,098 BETH: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 431 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,809 DENISHA: No, it's nothin' to be sorry about. 432 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,686 - Actually, you should say congratulations. 433 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,479 The kid's a genius, you know? 434 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,773 A good kid. A happy kid. 435 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,774 - Yeah. 436 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,526 He's so lucky to have you two. 437 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,155 - Let's just say we were not on the same page about getting him tested, 438 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,699 but it's been so helpful as far as 439 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,410 gettin' the tools for communication. - Oh. 440 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,746 LAVAR: Alright, my man. - Alright. 441 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:41,830 LAVAR: Come on, man. 442 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,624 Y'all take care. [laughs] - Bye. 443 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,000 VINCE: Bye, Beth. - Thank you. 444 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,003 ♪ jazzy piano music playing ♪ 445 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,884 [Matt vomiting] 446 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,886 MATT: I'm here, Meri! I'm alive. 447 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,555 - Baby? Oh, my God! What happened? 448 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,808 Oh, my God! - [gasps] I, uh-- I had this-- 449 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,019 I got robbed. These, these kids just, just came 450 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,439 outta nowhere and jumped me. [winces] - Kids? 451 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,067 - Big kids. Big kids. 452 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,153 Uh, like post-college age kids. 453 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,404 Football players, most likely. 454 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,949 - Adults? - No. Well, yeah. Kind of adult-sized. 455 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,076 They were jacked. And I, uh, and I, 456 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,079 I had one of 'em in a headlock, and I was, I was like, uh-- 457 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,666 - Oh, my God. 458 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,376 Honey. [crying] 459 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:28,710 - Fuck it! Fuck it! 460 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,379 Ugh! 461 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,506 I-I'm too tired. I, 462 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,217 ...I didn't get robbed! 463 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:37,719 I robbed you! 464 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,931 I took all the money from the wedding fund and I hustled, and I, 465 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,520 ...I got the shit beaten out of me! [sobs] 466 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,565 - Oh, babe. - No, no! No! No "baby!" 467 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,567 I need you to listen to me. 468 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,278 Really listen to me this time, okay? 469 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,613 - Okay. - I stole 470 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,740 ...from my girlfriend! 471 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,617 - No, you didn't. 472 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,204 - What do you mean? Yes, I did! - You stole 473 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,040 ...from your fiancée. 474 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,335 Actually, from my dad, and it doesn't matter. 475 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,172 It's fine. I mean, we can get money whenever we need it. 476 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,174 - Really? - Yeah. 477 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,218 - No! God! Nah, it doesn't matter, okay? 478 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,595 I just, [panting] 479 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,556 I just-- I didn't know your family had money like that. 480 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,600 - Yeah, I'm, like, really down to earth. People can't tell. 481 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,852 But money doesn't matter. It's-- 482 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:29,354 We matter. You and me. We. 483 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,899 We're supposed to be together. 484 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,401 I know that. I don't know how I know it, but I know it. 485 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,070 I don't even need to work. 486 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,323 I just got a job to show my dad I could, 487 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,742 and then I met you, and now you're my job 488 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,411 because we're gonna be together forever. 489 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,662 [sighs] 490 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,831 Come here, look. 491 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,375 Come here. 492 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,087 [sighs] Look. 493 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,048 ♪ 494 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,883 [sniffles] 495 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,885 - Okay, what am I lookin' at here? 496 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:04,223 - We can be together for all of eternity. 497 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:08,060 It was expensive because New Orleans is below sea level, 498 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:11,813 so the bodies have to be held above ground. 499 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,858 But we'll decompose next to each other 500 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,653 in the city where we got engaged. 501 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,904 [laughs] 502 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,824 [sighs] - Thank you? 503 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:27,996 Thank you. 504 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,459 - So, it's official? 505 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,420 We're getting married? 506 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,047 - Yeah, fuck it! 507 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,886 [kissing, moaning] 508 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,513 [Matt groans] 509 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,432 [pained groaning] - I know. I know. 510 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,104 [dribbling] - Hey. 511 00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:53,939 - Hey. - I, 512 00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,483 I-I had a weird afternoon, 513 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,694 so I don't wanna be, like, rushing. 514 00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,237 JOHN: Yeah. - So. 515 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,699 And-And Maya is, like, so pissed about something. 516 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:06,118 [dribbles] I have no idea-- John, can you stop? 517 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,953 - I'm listening. - Well, you're, 518 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,956 you're dribbling. Can you just stop, look at me, and-- 519 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,583 - Have I done something wrong? 520 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,379 - By deserting me the first day of our marriage? [laughs] 521 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,673 - I've been playing basketball. - No, I'm very aware of that. 522 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,967 - You could play with me. It's something we could do together. 523 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,927 - No, I'm going to pack. 524 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,763 I'm not playing, so. I-- 525 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:27,890 [sighs] 526 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:32,019 - Beth! See? You're so good! Come on, it's fun-- 527 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,521 - I really just wanna go to the airport and pack. I-- 528 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,690 - Come on. - No, I-I-I don't wanna play. 529 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,692 I'm going to pack. You're not listening to me. 530 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,527 - Wait! Well, it'll take me 10 minutes to pack. 531 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,820 And with traffic at that time of day, 532 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,406 it'll take no more than 35 minutes to get to the airport. 533 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,991 I still have another 17 to 19 minutes 534 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:48,076 before I even have to head to the hotel. 535 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,954 Why are you acting like I'm doing something wrong? It's fine that I'm here. 536 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,707 - I just was expressing to you that I felt abandoned today. 537 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,001 It's not-- - That's stupid. We just got married. 538 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,004 That's the opposite of abandoning someone. That's bandoning them. 539 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,381 - I'll just see you later. 540 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,175 Okay? - No. Wait, we can talk about this. 541 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,637 You're acting like I'm some awful person, and I'm not. I've done nothing wrong. 542 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:09,473 - I don't wanna talk about this anymore, okay? 543 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,975 I didn't want anything to get me down today. 544 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:15,229 And I am down! I got down! 545 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,981 - You're being completely unreasonable! I'm just playing basketball! 546 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,691 You're trying to make me feel bad! 547 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:24,112 ♪ soft, sad music playing ♪ 548 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,783 [blinds rattling] 549 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,035 ♪ With nothing to say ♪ 550 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:34,957 ♪ 551 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:40,212 - Beth? 552 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,047 - Shh. 553 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,133 [panting] 554 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,385 - Beth, what's happening? 555 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,263 [panting] 556 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,767 [vomiting] 557 00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:58,814 [door opens] 558 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,483 - Oh, my God! Beth! 559 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:05,028 The next time you come home drunk, just use the front door. 560 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,780 - Fuck you. 561 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,491 - What did you just say to me? - Fuck you! 562 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,952 - You do not get to swear at me like that, young lady! 563 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,955 [heavy breathing] 564 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,624 - Fuck you! 565 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,377 [yelp, gasping] 566 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:22,504 - I don't think you can live here anymore! 567 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:26,216 [both panting] 568 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:30,596 [both laughing] 569 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,639 - What?! 570 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,017 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 571 00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:37,186 That's not funny! This is not funny. 572 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,104 No, no, no, no, no. [Beth laughs] 573 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:42,691 Oh, my gosh. Go to bed! Here, drink the rest of this and go to bed. 574 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,860 Gah! Beth! 575 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,362 Jesus! What's wrong with you? [Beth groans] 576 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,574 ANN: Beth, no, no, no, no! [Beth yells] 577 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:52,659 You smell so bad! [Beth squeals] 578 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,453 Oh, my God, ew! 579 00:24:54,453 --> 00:24:56,413 JANE: Go to bed! 580 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:01,084 ♪ 581 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,711 [dribbling] 582 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,423 - It's, [laughs] it's so hot. 583 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,050 It's like 90 degrees out. 584 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,718 - Is it? - Yeah. 585 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,094 You should take your sweatshirt off. 586 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,346 - I'm fine. 587 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,181 [dribbles] 588 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,433 - I wanna wait out here for Maya. She's 589 00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,144 ...I don't know. 590 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,104 Oh. - Hi, Bethela. 591 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,565 - Hey. Forgettin' something? 592 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:26,652 - Oh! Yeah, I have this thing. I-I like to pack light. 593 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,737 It-It just gives me great pride. 594 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,739 I love people being surprised 595 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,741 at how small my luggage is. 596 00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:35,202 - Good. No, I meant Maya. 597 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,453 - Oh. - Aren't you forgetting Maya? 598 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:39,665 Where is she? - No, she's getting a later flight, but-- 599 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,794 - Yeah. - I'm gonna-- 600 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,629 - Yeah. - I'm gonna go help Jen. 601 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,674 - You think your friends had a good time out here? 602 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,177 - Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 603 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:53,470 Your friends didn't come. 604 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,516 - I didn't invite anyone. Hey. - Hey, John! 605 00:25:57,516 --> 00:25:59,977 Hey, you think you could hang out with Vince for a minute? What's up, Beth? 606 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,436 - Hi. 607 00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:02,855 Aren't you guys hot? 608 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:05,357 - Want to see who can throw the ball higher? 609 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:09,152 I have a definite advantage, so I'll sit on the floor. 610 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,404 VINCE: Okay. 611 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:14,867 Cool sweatshirt. It has a bike on it. - Thanks. I know. 612 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,743 I like your sweatshirt, too. 613 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,745 It has, like, graffiti. 614 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,748 ♪ 615 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,251 [airplane roaring] 616 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,671 [airplane gets louder] 617 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:30,674 ♪ There's No Home for You Here by The White Stripes playing ♪ 618 00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,431 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 619 00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:39,725 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 620 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,645 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 621 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,814 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 622 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,817 ♪ song continues playing ♪ 623 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,086 ♪ I'd like to think that all this constant interaction ♪ 624 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:10,589 ♪ Is just the kind to make you drive yourself away ♪ 625 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,218 ♪ Each simple gesture done by me is counteracted ♪ 626 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,929 ♪ And leaves me standing here with nothing else to say ♪ 627 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:20,557 ♪ Completely baffled by a backward indication ♪ 628 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,977 ♪ That an inspired word will come across your tongue ♪ 629 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:26,730 ♪ Hands moving upward to propel the situation ♪ 630 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:30,234 ♪ Have simply halted, now the conversation's done ♪ 631 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:33,362 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 632 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,490 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 633 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:39,618 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 634 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:43,080 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 635 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,877 - It's so easy. 44758

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