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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,200 Oh, oh, 2 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,960 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 3 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:36,410 Yes, tell me. 4 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:39,670 Yes. 5 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,010 I'm not sleeping at the moment. 6 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,690 I'll text you. 7 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,210 Yes. 8 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:53,790 Okay, okay. 9 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:55,870 See you later. 10 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,300 Maestro, maestro, maestro, come, run, come, I have to tell you something, I 11 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,259 to tell you something. 12 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,980 Run, maestro, come. 13 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,320 Tell me, Poli, tell me, what's wrong with you? 14 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,200 What's going to happen is that I have to tell you a porn movie, man, as if I 15 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,200 were doing it myself. 16 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:32,000 And what I want to know is why I have to tell you this movie. 17 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:36,940 That's because of your representative, who uses his fists so much that from 18 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:38,000 to time you have to use the stick. 19 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,460 I don't give a fuck, that representative is going to take him by the ass fast. 20 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:42,860 Because that's impossible. 21 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:48,300 A boxer has to have that from time to time. Because if he doesn't, he's going 22 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,680 be rude and he's going to break your mind. 23 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:55,460 By the way, I was talking to your manager and he told me that you have to 24 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:59,160 Seville to the inauguration of a pub. Well, we'll see, we'll see. 25 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,860 It's the pub of a friend and you have to give him a promotion. 26 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:15,010 Poli, poli, por favor. 27 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:31,870 Can you tell me why you came here to Seville? 28 00:03:32,570 --> 00:03:37,790 Well, I came to Seville because I like it a lot, and I have a friend here, a 29 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:39,070 local, and I want to open it. 30 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:40,350 Very good. 31 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:44,630 And I prefer that... I'm happy that everything goes well for him. 32 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:47,690 He's a great person and he helps a lot of people. 33 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,670 I hope to see you there, okay? 34 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:53,210 Well, I'll go very often, because when I get to my friend's place, I'll go very 35 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:55,570 often. Don't invite me, but spend it there. 36 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,030 Great, I hope you have a great time, okay? 37 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:01,200 I had a great time with him. I always have a good time with him. 38 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,680 He's a very cool man. Thank you for talking to us. 39 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,280 You're welcome. You're very tough, ma 'am. 40 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,480 Are you Juan? 41 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,500 Yes, I'm Juan. 42 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:06,840 I haven't seen you in seven years. 43 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,860 We have to go. 44 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,080 I'll leave you some friends at home. 45 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,500 I'll take you to the car. 46 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,320 Come on, guys. 47 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,140 Let's go. 48 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,060 I'm not in the car. 49 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,680 I'm walking. 50 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,559 You'll see. 51 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,439 I'm walking. 52 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,440 I'm in the car. 53 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:34,230 If you want it, it's mine, but hurry up, hurry up. If you want it, it's mine, 54 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:35,230 but hurry up, hurry up. If you want it, it's mine, but hurry up. 55 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:06,870 Hello, what can I do for you? Hello, come in. 56 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:08,850 Ranito, come in. 57 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:10,610 Thank you. 58 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:12,709 Sit down. 59 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:13,710 What can I tell you? 60 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:14,769 Well, I'll tell you. 61 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:19,050 I have a little problem, and I say, well, tell Natalia, who is the one who 62 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:20,290 the same solutions as Marcia. 63 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:22,710 Hey, Natalia, if you want, we can bother you. 64 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,230 No, man, I'm all for trust. 65 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:30,470 Although it seems like a lie, this thing you have here behind me is my brother. 66 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:31,730 He's seven years old. 67 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,470 And you've already lost him, you see. 68 00:06:34,289 --> 00:06:38,210 La familia amarga y lo que quiero es que tú que te mueves en el club de 69 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:42,930 intercambio y que tienes la reputación de una golfilla buena, ya nos 70 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:46,810 a ver si no me lo metes en toda la movida y hoy a ver si a base de sexo se 71 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:50,090 quita la gana de volver otros siete años y el tibe que nos tiramos reo. Tú sabes 72 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:55,350 la marcha que yo llevo, de locales, de intercambios y tal. Pero lo que pasa es 73 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:59,410 que estos sitios es para llevar a una pareja y... No sé. 74 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:03,050 Y no sé, porque ahora mismo no tengo ninguna pareja. 75 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:07,320 Yo mismo necesito soluciones porque además me voy dentro de un par de horas 76 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,600 viaje, estoy todo el fin de semana afuera. 77 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:13,800 Tal vez mis jefes, que creo que van detrás mía, si me los enrío. 78 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,500 ¿Quién no va detrás tuya, mi hermana? 79 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,580 Pues puede que... ¿Y después sabes dónde podría yo dejarlo? ¿En qué casa? Porque 80 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,200 mi casa es imposible. 81 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,100 Pues yo no puedo quedarme con él. 82 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,860 La verdad es que es imposible. Y tengo dos bolas para solucionar esto. 83 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:30,969 Oye, Luis. 84 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:33,510 ¿Que si es cosa de dos o tres días? ¿Se puede casar en casa? 85 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,470 ¿Se puede casar en casa? ¿Se puede casar en casa? ¿Se puede casar en casa? ¿Se 86 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:36,049 puede casar en casa? 87 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:37,070 ¿Se puede casar en casa? 88 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:38,470 ¿Se puede casar en casa? 89 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:40,150 ¿Se puede casar en casa? 90 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:41,810 ¿Se puede casar en casa? 91 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:47,930 ¿Se puede casar en casa? 92 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:54,530 ¿Se puede 93 00:07:54,530 --> 00:08:00,930 casar en casa? 94 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,270 You know 95 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:56,670 what 96 00:09:56,670 --> 00:09:58,050 I have here? 97 00:09:58,270 --> 00:09:59,270 What do you have? 98 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:04,550 I want 99 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:23,610 this 100 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:24,509 too. 101 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:25,950 And this, are you going to do it with the glue? 102 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:27,370 Yes. 103 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,400 Oh, my God, how are you going to put that on? You're going to drop this 104 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,620 that you have on the floor. 105 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,380 Thank you. 106 00:32:58,670 --> 00:32:59,670 Thank you. 107 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,300 Come on, let's go. 108 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,640 I'm hungry now. 109 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,560 Hola, Cristina. 110 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:40,100 Sí, mirá, ¿qué haces? Oye, mirá, soy Carlos. 111 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,720 Voy a inaugurar un local y necesitaría que me hicieras un favor. 112 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,060 ¿Qué te parece? ¿Podrás? 113 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,700 Claro, mirá, viene el potro, que es amigo mío, Poli Díaz, el boxeador. 114 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:54,340 necesitaría que vengas tú y te enrolles un poquillo con él. Vamos, que te pongas 115 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:55,340 mimosona, ¿eh? 116 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:59,120 Cristina, cuento contigo. No me falles, por favor, ¿eh? 117 00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,540 Un beso, venga, te espero. Hasta luego. 118 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:13,580 Hola, oye, señor, mira, yo quería ir aquí antes de la inauguración porque 119 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:16,760 que ir yo con una señorita aquí. ¿Te apetece aparte ver alguna chica aquí 120 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,860 No, me da la impresión de que te habían amenido. 121 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:23,040 ¿Quieres tomarte algo o yo te preparo lo que te apetece? Bueno, si me puedes 122 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,260 poner un piso en la monadeja, bien, pero de momento... ¿Te apetece un Cadillac, 123 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,500 un Volkswagen, un Rolls? Un zumo, querida. 124 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,140 Sí, un zumo de vivo, lo mejor. 125 00:36:30,820 --> 00:36:31,940 Suave. Oye, ¿te puede dar esto? 126 00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:35,140 Poli. A lo mejor es esa señorita la que está tocando. 127 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:37,460 Ah, sí. 128 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,760 Qué bonita, ¿no? 129 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,060 ¿Qué tal? 130 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,480 Maricona. Hola. 131 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,160 Hola. 132 00:37:36,279 --> 00:37:39,080 Chao. Chao. 133 00:37:51,499 --> 00:37:55,320 The first thing I'm going to do is take off my shoes and put them in my pocket. 134 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,220 It's a mess, you know? I think they're going to give you very little. Really? 135 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:12,780 Yes. Do you think they're going to give you very little? 136 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,500 Yes, very little. 137 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:21,480 What? But, well... It's nice, isn't it? It's nice, 138 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,299 isn't it? 139 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,300 It's nice, isn't it? 140 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,580 It's nice, isn't it? 141 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:39,120 And if I get angry sometimes, well, I get angry afterwards. 142 00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:41,900 I like to get angry at things too. Yes? 143 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,600 I like to get angry at things too. I like to get angry at things too. I like 144 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,140 get angry at things too. I like to get angry at things too. I like to get angry 145 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,140 at things too. 146 00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:05,770 Look, I'm going to take it off. Come on, take it off. 147 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,010 No, no. 148 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,950 I'm going to take it off because I've thought about it. 149 00:39:10,710 --> 00:39:14,370 And, well, I think... I'm going to take it off. I'm going to take it off. Take 150 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:15,370 it, honey. 151 00:39:17,570 --> 00:39:18,770 I'm going to take it off. 152 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:24,170 I'm going to take it off. I'm going to take it off. 153 00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:26,450 I'm going to take it off. 154 00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:34,590 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 155 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,799 Thank you. 156 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,620 Okay. Okay. 157 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,520 I'm going to puke. 158 00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:05,740 Oh, oh. 159 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:30,110 See you, see you. 160 00:42:53,870 --> 00:42:56,670 Bye. Bye. 161 00:43:10,950 --> 00:43:17,310 oh my god 162 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,020 What better? 163 00:44:45,399 --> 00:44:50,440 Here or here? 164 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:07,110 At this pace, I'm going to end up hanging here, in the middle of nowhere, 165 00:45:07,110 --> 00:45:08,110 friend. 166 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,680 Thank you. 167 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,920 Ay, 168 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,720 que bien, que corrida. 169 00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:56,940 Ay, 170 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,360 que corrida. 171 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760 Ay, 172 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,420 que bien, que corrida. 173 00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:09,580 Ay, un maratón de ballenas en la hostia. 174 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:22,840 This is the best cream to take in the sun, my love. Who doesn't like summer? 175 00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:24,500 This is the best cream to take in the sun. 176 00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:26,940 This is the best cream to take in the sun. 177 00:49:14,370 --> 00:49:16,330 Mara. Mara. 178 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:22,860 Sí, y venía a buscarla, pero resulta que está ocupada, que dicen que está aquí 179 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,859 solo y no sé. 180 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:25,280 Sí, es verdad, está con el polo. 181 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,720 Y tardarán un rato porque ya saben que el potro es un tío... Sí, eso dicen. 182 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:36,280 Y me imagino que tú también habrás venido porque tienes un poquito de ganas 183 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:41,020 marchita, ¿no? Bueno, venía más por él, por ella, ¿no? 184 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,680 Venía a verla. 185 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:46,260 ¿Qué manos más suaves tienes? 186 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:52,830 ¿Qué te parece si nos vamos a un lugar donde vas a conocer una experiencia 187 00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:53,830 nueva? 188 00:49:54,270 --> 00:49:55,270 ¿Y dónde es? 189 00:49:55,390 --> 00:49:56,390 Ven conmigo. 190 00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:20,310 Ni una mirada. 191 00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:34,340 I'm sorry. 192 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,440 Cristina y el poli, pero yo me lo estoy pasando de maravilla. 193 00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:01,940 Otra que el potro. 194 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,800 Fóllame. Yo creo que después de esta ya no follas más. Oh, 195 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:48,620 sé lo que tú te crees. Así, fóllame. 196 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,900 Cuando quiera un buen homenaje, vendré aquí. 197 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:50,390 Eh? 14061