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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,719 Oh, this dress? 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,762 Thank you, Dylan, I actually got it last weekend, 3 00:00:10,804 --> 00:00:13,765 and thanks for the compliment, but I'm not that pretty. 4 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:16,142 Okay, now that Locker Dylan's into you, 5 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:19,396 try talking to the actual Dylan. 6 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:21,857 I can't--he's too cute. 7 00:00:21,899 --> 00:00:23,984 Besides, I got a good thing going with Locker Dylan now, 8 00:00:24,026 --> 00:00:26,319 and I don't want to mess that up. 9 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:28,864 Stop it--you've been crushing on him for two weeks. 10 00:00:28,906 --> 00:00:30,908 Just go talk to him! - About what? 11 00:00:30,949 --> 00:00:33,827 I don't even know if we have anything in common. 12 00:00:33,869 --> 00:00:35,579 It's too bad you can't just go through his backpack 13 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,998 and see what he's into. 14 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,917 Or can I? 15 00:00:43,045 --> 00:00:47,049 Delivery for Max Thunder--[screams] 16 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,551 I'll sign for that. 17 00:00:49,593 --> 00:00:53,263 Max Thunder--[screams]maaaan! 18 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,267 Thanks, buddy. 19 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:58,936 Oh. 20 00:00:58,977 --> 00:01:01,271 Wait--you're getting your deliveries at school now? 21 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,481 Yeah, Dad took away my mail privileges. 22 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:06,401 You banish one mailman into a black hole... 23 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:09,905 but he had it coming. 24 00:01:09,947 --> 00:01:11,823 There's my backpack. 25 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:16,453 Here, let me help you out with that, Actual Dylan... 26 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:19,205 uh, Dylan. - Thanks. 27 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:22,042 Phoebe, right? - Yeah. 28 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:26,170 Uh, here, you forgot your... diaper? 29 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:30,258 Don't worry, it's clean... and not mine. 30 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:33,804 Wow... nice, funny, and potty-trained. 31 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:35,889 Triple threat! 32 00:01:35,931 --> 00:01:38,058 It's my baby brother's. 33 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,768 I have to pick him up from daycare after school. 34 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:40,978 You have a little brother? 35 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:43,063 I have a little brother and sister! 36 00:01:43,105 --> 00:01:47,025 Look at us... having things in common. 37 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:49,319 Do you take him to the park every day after school, too? 38 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,864 Psh, no... yes! 39 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:56,284 Do you go to the park near... 40 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:59,329 - The Community Center. - That's the one. 41 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:02,040 - Maybe I'll, uh, see you at the park today. 42 00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:04,709 It's a date... a play date. 43 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:06,711 For the kids. 44 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,049 [gasps] 45 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:13,135 BOTH: [squealing] 46 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:16,513 Oh, my gosh, you did it--that was awesome! 47 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:18,765 I didn't know you took Billy and Nora to the park every day. 48 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:21,726 - I do now. - BOTH: [squealing] 49 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:24,771 ♪ 50 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:27,774 WOMAN: ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪ 51 00:02:27,816 --> 00:02:31,028 ♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪ 52 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:34,447 ♪ We fit right in, bet you never guessed ♪ 53 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:37,659 ♪ Living our lives just like all the rest ♪ 54 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:41,079 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪ 55 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:44,332 ♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪ 56 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:47,377 ♪ This isn't make-believe, it's our reality ♪ 57 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:50,380 ♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪ 58 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,132 ♪ And stay out of trouble ♪ 59 00:02:52,174 --> 00:02:56,011 ♪ Living a double life ♪ 60 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:00,724 [zooming sounds] 61 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:02,559 [lasers blasting] 62 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:10,192 Laser tag rules! 63 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:16,114 No fair... you've got burning-hot lasers 64 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:19,201 and I have a frozen corn dog. 65 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,828 Life's not fair, turbo toes. 66 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:24,164 [lasers blasting] 67 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:29,627 - MAX: Whoa! - [thud] 68 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:32,380 Oh, watch the lasers, guys! 69 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:34,841 Life's not fair, turbo toes. 70 00:03:34,883 --> 00:03:38,095 Oh, wait... I'm turbo toes! 71 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:40,304 Gotta get this inside before Dad sees it. 72 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,476 Where'd you get that safe? 73 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:47,854 Bought it off EvilBay, belonged to Dark Mayhem, 74 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:49,272 but no one can open it. 75 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,441 If nobody can open it, then why'd you buy it? 76 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,568 - 'Cause I know a kid with laser eyes 77 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:56,404 and another who can hammer with super speed. 78 00:03:56,446 --> 00:03:58,406 - You know somebody else with super speed? 79 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:01,409 Oh, wait... me again. 80 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:04,162 - Now let's go see what evil treasures are inside 81 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:06,873 that Dad doesn't know he paid for. 82 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:09,793 - Surprise corn dog attack! 83 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,502 - [laser blasts] - Ouch! 84 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:15,715 - [clears throat] Have you two been playing laser tag? 85 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:19,010 - BOTH: Noooo... 86 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:20,386 - Then why does the fence have more holes 87 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,346 than my lucky underpants? 88 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:27,060 - Uhh... it was Baby Lulu. 89 00:04:27,102 --> 00:04:29,729 - Hey, don't blame my doll! - [laser blasts] 90 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:31,731 - HANK: Nora! 91 00:04:31,773 --> 00:04:35,110 - Uhh... it was Baby Lulu. 92 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,244 - In our defense, we were only using 93 00:04:44,286 --> 00:04:46,037 the powers we were born with, 94 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:49,958 so technically, this is your fault. 95 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:55,172 -I would never melt the face off your mother's garden gnome. 96 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:56,714 - Did that with one eye closed. 97 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:58,466 - Ooh, nice, Nora! 98 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:01,469 Bad Nora! 99 00:05:01,511 --> 00:05:04,514 - Yeah, thanks to you two, your father and I 100 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:07,725 have to drive all over town replacing the stuff you ruined. 101 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,936 - Why drive all over town 102 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:12,856 when we can get everything at CostClub? 103 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,398 - CostClub, Hank? 104 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,901 Every time you go there, you buy something we don't need. 105 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:20,530 - When have I ever bought something we did not need? 106 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,033 But Barb, it's a lawnmower 107 00:05:23,074 --> 00:05:26,244 and a barbecue. 108 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:28,830 A mow-becue. 109 00:05:28,872 --> 00:05:30,999 We need this. 110 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,458 - [sighs] 111 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:36,087 How'd that work out for you, Hank? 112 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:39,799 - Kids, we're going out for dinner! 113 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:42,760 Hi, my lawn's on fire. 114 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:45,263 - [spritzing water] 115 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:47,015 Well, you're the one who wouldn't let me get 116 00:05:47,057 --> 00:05:49,100 the fire extinguisher-becue. 117 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,147 Fine, we'll go to CostClub. 118 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:56,316 - All right! - CostClub! 119 00:05:56,358 --> 00:05:58,068 No, no, you two aren't going anywhere. 120 00:05:58,109 --> 00:06:00,528 You're grounded because of your little laser party. 121 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,947 What? No, no, no, you can't ground them! 122 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:05,909 I have to take them to the park--my life depends on it. 123 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:09,329 That's what you said when the Wi-Fi went out last week, 124 00:06:09,371 --> 00:06:13,583 and look... still breathing. 125 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,710 Sorry, Phoebe--Billy and Nora are not allowed 126 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:18,629 to leave this house. - But we want to go to the park! 127 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:20,757 Park! 128 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,259 I thought you wanted to go to CostClub. 129 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:24,302 CostClub! 130 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:27,513 No, you are not going anywhere. 131 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,600 Great, now we're stuck here cracking open Max's safe. 132 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:33,270 Safety books... 133 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:35,980 is what we'll be cracking open, 134 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:38,566 because that's what big brother Max is all about. 135 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:43,029 [laughs] Safety! 136 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:44,488 You know he's up to something, right? 137 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,533 Doesn't matter--he can't hurt us at CostClub. 138 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:53,915 Max, just let me take the kids to the park for half an hour. 139 00:06:53,957 --> 00:06:57,085 And go against Mother and Father's wishes? 140 00:06:57,127 --> 00:07:00,130 Phoebe, that would be wrong. 141 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:01,756 Come on, guys, let's go do something wrong. 142 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:03,674 Wrong! 143 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,057 You're not getting your way this time, Max. 144 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:12,434 MAX: Sorry, can't hear you. 145 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,685 I'm too busy getting my way. 146 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,692 - [loud chomp] - Ow, you bit me! 147 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:24,946 - Sorry, not sorry. 148 00:07:24,988 --> 00:07:27,365 - All right, since this is a supervillain's safe, 149 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:29,284 Nora, you're gonna use your laser eyes 150 00:07:29,326 --> 00:07:32,495 to melt the titanium door. - Whoa! 151 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:33,997 - Yeah, whoa! 152 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:36,207 And then Billy, you're gonna use your super speed 153 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:38,209 to pound it with these hammers. 154 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:41,129 - Whoa! 155 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,340 - Guess what, sis-- we're going to the park. 156 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,049 Now we just need Billy. 157 00:07:45,091 --> 00:07:48,136 - Whoa! 158 00:07:48,178 --> 00:07:50,430 Brrrr... - You're not Billy. 159 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:52,932 - Yeah, well, you're not Jennifer Lopez, 160 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,393 so we both lose. 161 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:57,270 Whoaaa!! 162 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,063 [groans] 163 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,818 - Whoa! 164 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,279 What's going on? - There's no time to explain. 165 00:08:06,321 --> 00:08:08,072 We're going to the park. 166 00:08:08,114 --> 00:08:10,574 Huh, guess there was time to explain. 167 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:16,414 - Well, guess I'll just sit here and wait for Max to realize 168 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:20,001 he was duped. - MAX: Hey, I've been duped! 169 00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:22,420 - [laughs] 170 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:28,259 - NORA: Monkey bars! - Swirly slide! 171 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:29,844 - Whoa, get back here, you two. 172 00:08:29,886 --> 00:08:33,014 A park is no place to play around. 173 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:35,933 Now keep your eyes open for a hot guy. 174 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:39,145 - There's one. 175 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,857 - I meant "hot" as in cute, not as in sweaty mess. 176 00:08:46,152 --> 00:08:47,945 - Hey, Phoebe! - Hey, is that the hot guy 177 00:08:47,987 --> 00:08:51,449 you were talking about? - Oh, Nora, have some candy. 178 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:54,202 Hey, Dylan, so this must be your brother. 179 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:56,246 - Yeah, yeah, his name's Rusty, 180 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:59,457 or as I like to call him, Russ Man. 181 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:02,835 No, I don't--I just made that up--I'm sorry. 182 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:06,047 - [laughs] Oh, I love babies. 183 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:09,342 Who's the cutest wittle baby? 184 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:12,554 - [crying] 185 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:16,224 - Oops, I haven't taught him how to act 186 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,642 around pretty girls yet. 187 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,104 - Oh, my gosh, you just called me pretty! 188 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:24,148 Oh, my gosh, I just said that out loud! 189 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,109 - Hey, can we go show Rusty the balloons? 190 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,610 - Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. 191 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,279 - Well, actually, it'll give us a chance to hang out. 192 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:35,659 - Great idea, Billy-- [loud whisper] take your time! 193 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,579 - Aww, look how cute they are 194 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,539 with those matching strollers. 195 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:41,916 Who knew we had so much in common! 196 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,710 This park, siblings... 197 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,046 other things I haven't thought of yet. 198 00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:49,466 - [laughs] 199 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:51,384 I'm glad we're getting to spend time together. 200 00:09:51,426 --> 00:09:53,511 - Me, too, this is so perfect. 201 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:56,306 - MAX: Phoebe! - Until he showed up. 202 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:58,975 - [panting] 203 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,851 Whew! Found you... 204 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:03,646 Man, how many parks are in this city? 205 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:10,111 Right. - Worst timing ever, Max. 206 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:11,821 - Hey, you stole Billy and Nora from me. 207 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,323 - I needed them-- I had to make sure 208 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:14,907 Dylan and I had something in common, 209 00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:17,368 but now it turns out Dylan likes me, too. 210 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,162 What? I know, right? Dylan's great! 211 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,414 So you can have them back! 212 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:23,791 - Hey, don't try to trick me with your girl talk, all right? 213 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:26,461 They're mine. 214 00:10:26,503 --> 00:10:29,046 - Hey, sorry about that, Dylan. 215 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:31,299 My brother just came to pick up my siblings. 216 00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:33,384 Gonna miss those little bundles of love. 217 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:34,969 - Oh, do you want to go with them? 218 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:37,347 - With who? 219 00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:39,682 - Billy, Nora, let's go. - Not yet. 220 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,810 Billy's using the balloons to teach our babies their colors. 221 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:45,813 - This one's blueberry, that one's banana... 222 00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:48,024 - Fruits aren't colors! 223 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,859 Let's go open my safe. 224 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,444 - I'm not leaving. 225 00:10:51,486 --> 00:10:54,656 [in singsong voice] And you can't catch me. 226 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:58,075 - I don't need to catch you! 227 00:10:58,117 --> 00:11:02,205 I caught Baby Lulu. 228 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,415 - It's really cool how your family gets along so well. 229 00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:06,292 - Yeah, we're super-tight. 230 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,877 - Pick up the pace, you whiners! 231 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,879 - Give me back my doll, you monster! 232 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:14,467 - You're the worst babysitter in the world! 233 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:17,178 - So... remember when you called me pretty? 234 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,847 - [timer beeping] - Oh. 235 00:11:19,889 --> 00:11:22,225 Time to feed my brother. - Aww... 236 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,352 [in baby voice] Is it Rusty-wusty's feeding time? 237 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:27,355 Who's a hungry wittle... 238 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:30,149 doll?! 239 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,869 We were having so much fun at the park, 240 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,580 and you sucked it all away. 241 00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:46,999 Yeah, you're a fun sponge, Max. 242 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,502 Did you or did you not agree to open my safe? 243 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:52,088 - We didn't. - Well, you're doing it anyway. 244 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,756 And I don't want to hear another peep out of either one of you. 245 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,719 - [baby squalls] - That was a peep--who peeped? 246 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,845 It was Nora's doll. 247 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,472 Baby Lulu doesn't cry. 248 00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:03,849 She's a lady-- she only wets herself. 249 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,185 [baby crying] 250 00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:12,525 Cool! Baby Lulu came to life! 251 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,236 [baby crying] 252 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:20,700 Guys... this is a real baby! 253 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:23,661 It's Dylan's baby brother Rusty. 254 00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:26,581 You took the wrong stroller, fun sponge! 255 00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:29,584 Turns out he's a baby sponge, too. 256 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:32,503 - [cell phone rings] - It's Phoebe. 257 00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,589 I wonder what she wants. 258 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,970 Hey, Phoebs... what's the haps? 259 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:44,181 Oh, you know, just calling to say hi, see how you're doing, 260 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,517 [whispers loudly] and you took a baby! 261 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,144 Hey, you took Billy and Nora to the park 262 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,313 when they were grounded--you're in a lot of trouble, too. 263 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:54,525 Says the guy who took a baby! 264 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,527 All right, all right, we'll take the baby back 265 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:59,238 and switch them right after we open the safe. 266 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,449 - [whisper-screams] Baby! 267 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:05,035 - Yeah, Phoebe, but what if there's a baby in the safe? 268 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,330 Huh? Huh? 269 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,082 Okay, baby wins-- we're on our way. 270 00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:12,251 Okay, Rusty... 271 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:14,754 - [laughs nervously] 272 00:13:14,796 --> 00:13:16,714 - All right, let's get this baby out of here 273 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:18,382 before Mom and Dad get home. - [alarm sounds] 274 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,718 - FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert, parents approaching. 275 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,553 - Too late! - Great, now we're gonna be 276 00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:25,515 double grounded... or arrested! 277 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,057 - You guys stay here. 278 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,810 I'll take him to the back. 279 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,733 - BARBARA: Oh, perfect timing. 280 00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:38,736 I--whoa! 281 00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:40,988 - Coming through the back. 282 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,782 - HANK: Who wants popcorn? 283 00:13:42,824 --> 00:13:45,493 - Not before dinner. 284 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:48,329 - We're surrounded-- what do we do? 285 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:50,623 - Relax, I have a plan. 286 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,379 - That was your plan? 287 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,339 - I didn't say it was a good one. 288 00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,923 - Let's just go turn ourselves in 289 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,926 and take our chances with the cops. 290 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,095 - Thanks for all your help, kids. 291 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,097 Your father went overboard at CostClub. 292 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,266 Again! 293 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,852 - What? 294 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,813 I only got the bare essentials. 295 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:16,733 - [truck reverse beeping] 296 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,942 - Leave the crate of owls there, 297 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,277 but make sure you put the mayonnaise barrels 298 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,739 in the shade. 299 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,074 - [baby crying] 300 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,576 - Is that a baby crying? 301 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,494 - No, that's, uh, me. 302 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:32,665 I'm just so mmm-emotional with puberty and all. 303 00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:35,835 - Ohh, honey, Max, it's okay to cry. 304 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:38,838 Let it out. - [farting sound] 305 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,383 - Okay, that's not quite what I meant. 306 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,761 - Sorry... my body's just so confused. 307 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,307 - [baby crying] 308 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,606 - Okay, that definitely sounds like a baby. 309 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,024 - Now you're calling me a baby? 310 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:06,699 - Aww... poor kid needs a tissue. 311 00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:09,619 Well, I hope we bought enough. 312 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:18,210 - [sighs] There you go, Rusty. 313 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,838 Mmm, that's some good bottle. 314 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,423 [speaking quietly] Where are you, Max. 315 00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:24,174 - Oh, the bottle's still full? 316 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,509 Here, let me try. 317 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,386 - Oh, look--a guy in camouflage! 318 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:35,060 - What--that's weird. 319 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,397 - I don't see him. - 'Cause he's in camouflage. 320 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,568 Uh, look who's done with his bottle. 321 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,612 - Wow, he drank that fast. 322 00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:46,989 Okay, I'm probably gonna have to burp him. 323 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,699 - No, no, I'll do it... 324 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:51,494 right after we play Kick the Stroller. 325 00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:55,289 Now you go kick it back. 326 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,333 Hurry--you're losing! 327 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:01,044 - [mouthing words] 328 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:05,257 - [baby crying] 329 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,844 - Can't sneak him out until he stops crying. 330 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:11,013 Why won't he stop crying? 331 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,765 - Bring him here, Max. 332 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:15,225 I got this. 333 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,602 Boo! 334 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,855 - [baby cries more loudly] 335 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,231 - That's probably why I don't have kids. 336 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,900 - [baby crying] 337 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:25,987 - What's that smell-- is that poop? 338 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,448 - I believe the scientific term is "doo-doo." 339 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:32,242 - Nora, give me one of my T-shirts. 340 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,330 - Uck! 341 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,165 - [groaning] 342 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,376 Oh, dirty diaper, dirty diaper! 343 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,755 - [water sprinkling] - Baby pee, baby pee! 344 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:47,967 - All I wanted to do was open up Dark Mayhem's safe 345 00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,468 full of evil treasures. 346 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,388 - You opened up something evil. 347 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,766 - MAX: That should do it. 348 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,810 Nora... - On it! 349 00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,145 - [laser blasts] 350 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,356 - All right, you guys stay down here and watch Rusty. 351 00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:03,440 I'm gonna go get rid of Mom and Dad. 352 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,775 Are you kidding? 353 00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:08,487 Who knows what's gonna come out of that kid next? 354 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,740 What? Come on, look at him. 355 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,534 He's a happy baby. Yeah, Rusty? 356 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:16,119 Isn't that right, Rusty? Yeah... yes, it is. 357 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,788 Yes, you are... yes, you are. 358 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,792 [water splashes] 359 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,879 Eww! He puked! 360 00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:28,257 I believe the scientific term for that is "baby barf." 361 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,761 Yeah, I know what it is, Billy. 362 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:37,767 [laughing wildly] 363 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,184 Oh, that's the stuff. 364 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,607 Hank, you bought too much stuff. 365 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,400 It's not all gonna fit. 366 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,110 That's because you're packing it all wrong. 367 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,320 Egg rolls go on the bottom. 368 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,406 Were you raised in a barn? 369 00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,908 You know that I was. 370 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,869 Why do you keep bringing it up? 371 00:17:56,911 --> 00:18:00,039 Sorry... here, just let me do it, all right? 372 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,624 Now watch--you're stacking these wrong. 373 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,667 Okay, here we go-- get these down, 374 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,544 and you need to create a foundation. 375 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,546 There you go, a foundation. 376 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,007 Next, [indistinct]-- get that in there. 377 00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:13,135 Get all the air out. 378 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,304 Finally, here this... - No. 379 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,556 Yes, watch--watch! 380 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:20,183 Gotta believe--gotta want it! 381 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,769 All right. 382 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:28,442 There... it all fits. 383 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,159 Hmm... that never happened in the barn. 384 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,122 Max! 385 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,874 Uh, yeah, what's up? 386 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:47,003 - We're heading back to CostClub to return a few things. 387 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,171 - [clears throat] - A lot of things. 388 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,257 Mistakes were made in bulk. 389 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,802 - Keep watching Billy and Nora--they're still grounded. 390 00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:57,013 - Yep, you got it. - Here, take these pretzels 391 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,932 down to the kids. - [grunts] 392 00:19:02,018 --> 00:19:04,061 - Okay, so Kick the Stroller was kind of fun, 393 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:07,106 but I'm sick of Run, Baby, Run, 394 00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,942 and I have to put Rusty down for his nap. 395 00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,611 - Um, why don't you two take a nap together? 396 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:15,990 Nothing bonds a family like unconscious time. 397 00:19:16,032 --> 00:19:19,493 - I would like my brother now. 398 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,037 - Wait, uh... 399 00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,330 let me sing him a lullaby. 400 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:26,042 ♪ Lullaby and good-night ♪ - Phoebe. 401 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,419 - ♪ Don't talk, Rusty's sleeping ♪ 402 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,254 - Phoebe! 403 00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:37,803 - Okay, I have a confession. 404 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:41,849 It's actually kind of funny-- you are gonna laugh! 405 00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,767 - Okay. 406 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,602 - See, I just wanted to show you 407 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,479 that we had stuff in common, 408 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,439 but it got a little out of control, and-- 409 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,026 here's the funny part. 410 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:55,445 I kinda... 411 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,990 cheated at Kick the Stroller. 412 00:19:58,032 --> 00:19:59,950 Yeah, technically I double-kicked, 413 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,452 which is a huge no-no in stroller kicking. 414 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,787 [fake laughing] 415 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:06,082 You're not laughing. 416 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,416 - Give me my brother back! 417 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,923 Get them off me! 418 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:17,051 Uh, don't struggle, Dylan--it only makes the balloons angrier! 419 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,594 Get them off--get them off! 420 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,721 [screams] 421 00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:22,890 Touchdown! 422 00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:25,226 Give me that! 423 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,229 Bye, Rusty--it's been smelly. 424 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,738 [baby coos] 425 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,825 What was that? 426 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,327 Balloon attack. 427 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,123 No one ever thinks it can happen to them. 428 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:49,708 So anyway, here's Rusty. 429 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,377 Thanks. 430 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,546 Well, I should probably get him home. 431 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,549 He's had a long day. 432 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:01,344 So, uh, should we do this again tomorrow? 433 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,722 Tomorrow's bad for me. 434 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,891 Um, I have soccer practice, 435 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:09,186 and you have... serious issues. 436 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,398 Oh, yeah, well, your brother has been gone 437 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,858 for the past three hours, 438 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,402 and I've been holding a doll. 439 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,529 Oh, no, he's coming back--run! 440 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,287 Come on, Max--how much longer? 441 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,247 Yeah, we're hungry! 442 00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:30,249 I told you, you each get 40 pounds of pretzels 443 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,502 when you crack the safe. 444 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,715 Out of the way, out of the way! 445 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:42,011 Finally, Dark Mayhem's evil treasures are mine! 446 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,887 Will it be a Doomsday device? 447 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:46,223 Plans to take over the world? 448 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:48,809 Whatever it is, it's gonna be dark. 449 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,396 [screams] 450 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,614 [in squeaky voice] Oh, yeah, that's dark. 451 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:06,327 Really dark. 452 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,078 BOTH: [laughing] 453 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,289 [laughing] 454 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:17,254 ♪ 30358

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