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- More salad, Phoebe?
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Phoebe?
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- [cell phone rings] - Phoebe.
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- Hello?
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- Mom wants to know if you want more salad.
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- Why didn't she just ask me?
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Sorry... I was just chirping my friends on Chirper.
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- Phoebs, you're confusing Mom.
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- No, she's not--I chirp my friends all the time.
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We're all, like, "Chirp, chirp, girlfriend!"
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- See, Mom, Chirper is a social networking site.
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Let me back up-- this is a cell phone.
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- [car horn honks]
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- Hey, I know that honk!
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The Thundervan! - NORA: Cool!
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- Yup, got this old crime-fighting machine
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out of storage from Metroburg. - Oh, yeah?
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Your father and I chirped up a lot of memories
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in this swag wagon.
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- Mom... don't.
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- I gave this baby a new security system,
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and so the non-supe's think it's a normal van,
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I got a state-of -the-art cloaking device.
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[chuckles]
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Huh?
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- Wow, Dad... where'd the Thundervan go?
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- Come on, let's go for a ride.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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the Thundervan is full of dangerous weapons and gadgets.
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- Yeahhhh! - Nooooo!
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This van is off-limits to you kids.
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I only brought it home so Phoebe could start
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her next level of superhero training.
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- Wait, for real?
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I thought Thundervan training started next year.
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- Hero University is offering an early admissions test.
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If you ace it, you could be a full supe
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before Max can grow a mustache.
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- Hey, Max-stache is coming in.
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- Just think Phoebe, you could drop the normal teen act
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and be who you were born to be.
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- I'll tell you where I was born to be--
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in the driver's seat of that meat wagon.
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- Give me the keys, Hank-yo.
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- Unh-unh... once you're over your evil phase,
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then we'll talk. - It's not a phase!
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- Then we're done talking.
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- Oh, you just got chirped, son.
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Wh-what!
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- Barb, don't.
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- ♪
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- WOMAN: ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in, bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ Living our lives just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe, it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- Are we still training or is Nora having a play date?
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- [scoffs] You don't train in the Thundervan
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until you first practice here in our...
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- ...play date.
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- Here, follow along in the manual.
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- [thud]
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- We'll work on the balance later.
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But first, this is your driver's seat
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and these are your navigation controls.
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- [toys squeaking] - [laughing]
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Continue.
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- Your high-tech crime-fighting center is in the back.
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Now to go from the front to the back quickly, you swivel.
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- Got it--swivel. - Yeah, swivel!
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Faster... swivel. - Swivel!
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- Sorry to interrupt your play date...
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- [cell phone chirping]
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- ...but Phoebe's phone is going crazy.
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She's getting chirped on the chirper.
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I mean, hash tag, am I right?
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- Mom, don't.
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Ooh, uh, Cherry's mom is driving all our friends
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to the midnight show of "Last Teen Mission to Space Part II."
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Can I go? - At midnight tonight?
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No way! - I know, right?
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- No, I mean, "No way."
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- But Dad, my friends and I have seen
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"Last Teen Mission to Space Part I" like a million times.
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I can't miss Part II-- everyone I know is going.
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- Aww, she's got a point, Hank.
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- But if you stay out late tonight,
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you'll be too exhausted to train tomorrow.
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- He's got a point, Phoebe.
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Not helping... got it.
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- Your early admissions test is in a week.
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- Wait, a week... that's so soon!
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- If you don't know your superhero vehicle
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inside and out, you'll fail.
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You don't want to fail, do you?
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- Course not... that's Max's thing.
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- Exactly... that's why you're not going.
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You've been preparing for this your whole life.
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So you miss the movie tonight.
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Someday they'll make a movie about you.
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- Long as it's not a flop like somebody's movie.
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- Hey, "Thunderpants the Musical"
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paid for this house.
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- All right, fine, I'll stay home and study.
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Where'd that Thundervan manual go?
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- Max, stop learning.
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- It was worth it just to hear you say that.
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- I'll take that.
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Whoa! [thud]
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- Hope that's in your movie.
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- Please take me with you, Max.
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I would do anything for a joyride in the Thundervan.
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- No can do, Colosso, but I got you this guy
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to keep you company.
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- A stuffed bear?
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What am I, a child?
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- No, you whine way more than a child.
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- [whining] I do not!
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- You'll be fine-- just use your imagination.
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- Fine.
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I'll imagine you care.
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Like I'm gonna play with some toy.
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Hmm...
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Okay, I'm intrepid explorer Colosso Beauregard,
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and you're my faithful sidekick Teddy Stuffington.
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Today we conquer Mt. Everest!
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- [dramatic music]
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- No, I love you more!
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- Why do I have parents who enjoy each other's company?
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Just go to bed already!
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- You know, I should probably take out the trash.
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- You're going outside like that?
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- Yeah, I'll be so fast no one's gonna see me.
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Time me!
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Like a human cheetah!
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How'd I do?
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- Super fast, baby.
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- Yes!
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- Finally.
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- [spy music]
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- [keypad beeping]
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- Max? - [screams]
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- What are you doing in here? - Shhh!
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- Why are you shushing me-- the van is soundproof.
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- Oh, well, in that case, get out!
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Taking it on a joyride.
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-You get out-- I'm trying to study.
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How did you even get in here?
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- I spent the last hour hacking into Dad's computer
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to get his password. - BOTH: Hamburger.
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- How'd you know? - I've met him.
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- Well, since we're both here,
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let's take this baby to Medieval Munchies--
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Friday's 2-for-1 turkey leg night.
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- No, I'm trying to study this manual.
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- Fine, okay, I'll quiz ya.
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All right, so where is...
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hyperspeed button? - PHOEBE: Uh, there.
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- MAX: Rocket mode button? - PHOEBE: There.
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- Button that turns on the van?
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- Nice try.
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- Oh, so you don't know where it is.
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- I'm not falling for that.
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- Phoebe, it's okay to not know everything about the van.
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- It's right there! - [car starts]
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- Max!
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- Autopilot, take us to Medieval Munchies.
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- Well, Teddy, we're halfway up the mountain.
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Which way next, my faithful sidekick?
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What do you mean you lost the map?
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You fool, you stranded us.
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Arghhhhh!!!
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- MAN: [in English accent] Two Henry VIIIs
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and two Black Death Coolers.
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Thank ye--cometh again.
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- Thank you.
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- Autopilot, driveth.
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Let us hoist our medieval munchies.
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- [cell phone chirping]
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- Could I not hear a dying bird
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while I eat my turkey leg?
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- It's just my friends chirping about the movie.
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- Space Teens?
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Phoebe, you're in a super-powered van on a joyride.
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This is a lot more fun.
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- But it's not a joyride-- it's a pre-training session.
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- Whatever you call it, it's a blast.
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- What happened to my turkey leg?
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- [loud belch]
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- Something tells me that burp comes with a bow.
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Autopilot, pull over.
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- [loud belch]
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Excuse me.
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- What are you two doing in here?
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- Playing where we're not supposed to.
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It's how we do!
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- Who told you Dad's password was hamburger?
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- The grease stains on his T-shirt.
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- Okay, well, we gotta get you guys back home.
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- No! We don't want to go home yet!
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- Yeah, I haven't finished my joyride.
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- We're gonna get busted.
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- No, we're not! - We're not gonna get busted.
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- [shouting over each other]
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- Guys! Guys!
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- [alarm sounding]
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- What did you do?
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Everyone was all stressed out,
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so I pushed the de-stress button.
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- De-stress? - BILLY: Uh-huh.
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- That says "Distress"...
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as in send out an alert saying, "Hey, world,
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"We're a bunch of kids in a van who shouldn't be in a van!"
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- So I should stop pushing it?
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- Hank...
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- I thought I heard a burglar.
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- In the refrigerator?
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Look it's the Thundervan's distress signal.
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- HANK: It's gone!
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I bet one of my enemies followed me home from Metroburg
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and stole it.
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But how did he figure out my foolproof password?
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- You mean "hamburger"? - [sputtering]
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Well, that evil genius is in for the ride of his life,
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thanks to my advanced security system.
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- MALE VOICE: Intruder Lockdown Mode activated.
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- I swear I didn't push anything.
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- ALL: [screaming]
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- MALE VOICE: Five, four... - Everybody buckle up!
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- MALE VOICE: Three, two, one...
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- [rushing sound]
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- It's hyperspeed!
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- [slowly] G-force selfies!
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Ugh!
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We're at the bottom of the ocean.
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- Is everyone okay? - No,
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[screaming] 'cause we're at the bottom of the ocean!
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- [keypad beeping]
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- We've pushed every button.
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Nothing's getting us out of here!
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- MALE VOICE: Two minutes of oxygen remaining.
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- We're running out of air!
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- Just calm down, everybody.
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Take deep breaths.
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- [inhales deeply]
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- There's gotta be some way to turn off Intruder Lockdown Mode.
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Uh, let's see... aha!
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Chapter 75. - Yeah, yeah, right there.
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- "Chapter removed in case you are an intruder."
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Uh, "Please see Chapter 76, 'Sucks to be you.'"
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We really are stuck down here.
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- Or not!
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- [chuckling] - You're having a good old time
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pushing buttons, aren't you, Hank?
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-Whoever's in the van deserves this.
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- All you've done is bring it back into the driveway.
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- Yes, but thanks to this simulator,
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the thief thinks he was at the bottom of the ocean,
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and now... [chuckles]
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he thinks he's riding at hyperspeed.
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- ALL: [screaming]
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- [chuckling] - Hank, shh!
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You'll wake the kids. - Oh, you're right.
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We don't want to wake our little angels...
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or Max.
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- [keypad beeping] - [chuckling]
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All right, and now, thanks to my new cameras,
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we are gonna see who's inside.
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- [alarm beeping] - "Audio and video unavailable"!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not good.
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All right, better call Tech Support.
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- Can I pretend to send him somewhere?
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- Yep, just be quick.
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Hello, this is Thunderman.
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I'm having a problem--
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oh--uh--yeah, uh, sure.
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I'll do it.
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Thunderman, away!
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I would love to do it for your boss.
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I can't say no to a fan-- I'm all he has.
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- Ooh, this one looks scary.
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- Well... at least we're probably not
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at the bottom of the ocean anymore.
289
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- Right, Max... we're inside a boiling volcano.
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Much better.
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- Yeah, Max, thanks for the joyride.
292
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- Oh, and the turkey leg.
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It really hit the spot.
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- We were just fine hiding in the back
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while Phoebe was studying.
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- Hey, you guys remember
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when Billy hit the Distress button?
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- Don't you dare bring this back to me!
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- COLOSSO: "This will be my final journal entry.
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"Morale is low.
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"Rations are lower.
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"I've come to accept the inevitable.
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Tonight I eat Teddy."
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Oh, what's that, Teddy?
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Oh, I'm just jotting down a recipe for breakfast.
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Well, get some sleep.
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I'll take the first watch.
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[sinister laugh]
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- Okay, guys, there's good news and bad news.
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The bad news is it's only a matter of time
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before the lava melts through the van.
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- What's the good news? - I don't have any.
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Didn't think I'd live long enough to finish the sentence.
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- What are we supposed to do?
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As long as the van is in lockdown, we're...
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trapped.
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- This can't be it.
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I haven't conquered the world yet.
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And I was so close!
320
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Seriously, you guys have no idea.
321
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- What about me?
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I haven't finished reading Phoebe's diary.
323
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- Nora!
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- And I haven't finished learning how to read.
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De-stress? Who am I kidding?
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- What are we worried about?
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Phoebe's gonna save us!
328
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- Yeah, she's going to be the best superhero ever.
329
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- I'm not so sure about that, guys.
330
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- Phoebe, they're right, okay?
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You might as well be a full supe already.
332
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:41,084
You train like crazy. - Yeah,
333
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,587
and you were in here studying when this whole thing started.
334
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,506
- Yeah, Phoebe-- - ALL: [talking over each other]
335
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- You are gonna save us! - You guys, stop!
336
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I wasn't studying.
337
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,600
I was in the Thundervan 'cause I was gonna take it
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to sneak out and meet my friends.
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- ALL: [gasp]
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Shocked selfie!
341
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,779
- Ohh, no, thank you, Kevin.
342
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,824
Thunderman, good-bye!
343
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,784
All right, they rebooted the surveillance system.
344
00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:19,957
Now let's see the criminal mastermind who stole our van!
345
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- BARB: Those are our criminal masterminds!
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- [on TV] I was gonna take the Thundervan
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and go to the movies without Mom and Dad knowing.
348
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,717
- She what?
349
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,761
- I know I was supposed to study tonight, but...
350
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,554
when I got that message from my friends,
351
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all I really wanted was to skip training
352
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,058
and go have fun with them.
353
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,978
- Phoebe, that is so irresponsible.
354
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I'm so proud of you.
355
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,110
- Yeah, well, Mom and Dad won't be.
356
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I can't help it.
357
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,573
I really like being a normal girl.
358
00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,284
- Is she saying she wants to blow off being a superhero?
359
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,161
- [on TV] I'm not saying I want to blow off being a superhero.
360
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,459
I just don't want to go to Hero University right now.
361
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,753
I want to go to prom and school plays
362
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:08,171
and football games.
363
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,634
Isn't that why we moved to Hiddenville in the first place?
364
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,219
- Yes, it is, baby, yes it is!
365
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,722
Hank, get them out of there!
366
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:19,934
- [keypad beeps]
367
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:21,894
- [alarms sounding]
368
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,771
- Not again!
369
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:25,815
Please, Thundervan gods,
370
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:29,318
take us to a puppy farm!
371
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,737
- MALE VOICE: Intruder Lockdown Mode deactivated.
372
00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:35,866
- [yelling] It's horrible!
373
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,328
It's worse than I could have possibly imagined!
374
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,455
[normal voice] Oh, I live here.
375
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,208
- We're home.
376
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,128
Oh, my gosh, you guys, we're home.
377
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,171
Wait, how are we home?
378
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,091
- We're sorry, kids--the whole thing was a simulation.
379
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,594
We thought the van had been stolen by some evil mastermind.
380
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,472
- Well, technically you weren't too far off.
381
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,891
- Let's get out of here!
382
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,018
- [electric buzzing]
383
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,769
- PHOEBE: Billy!
384
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,063
- MALE VOICE: Rocket Mode activated.
385
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:09,608
- Uh-oh.
386
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,862
- [air hissing]
387
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,321
- It's in Rocket Mode.
388
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:17,074
They're about to blast off... for real.
389
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:18,868
- Blast off to where?
390
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,577
- I don't know!
391
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,541
- [on TV] Kids, do whatever you can to get out of there.
392
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,126
This is not a simulation.
393
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,879
We're trying to--
394
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,174
- I got it--the manual!
395
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:37,636
[yelling] I don't want to get blasted into space!
396
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,638
[panting]
397
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,642
This isn't working!
398
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,644
- Space--space... that's it!
399
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,313
Max, when everyone was trapped in an enemy ship
400
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,940
in "Last Teen Mission to Space Part I,"
401
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,859
they escaped by ripping a hole in the floor.
402
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,903
- Spoiler alert!
403
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,739
- No, Billy, we might be able to melt a hole in the floor
404
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,075
and get out of here.
405
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,284
- Barb, use your electricity!
406
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,745
- Hank, I can't-- the van's metal.
407
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,081
- Just do it!
408
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:09,168
[voice wobbling] Ahh, stop doing it!
409
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:13,964
- How would we do that?
410
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,883
The melting point of the van's 2,000 degrees.
411
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:18,594
- Okay, well, maybe if Billy super-shuffles his feet
412
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,554
and Nora concentrates her lasers
413
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,847
while you and I combine our heat breath,
414
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,390
it might be hot enough to melt the van.
415
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,975
What do you think? - [laser blasting]
416
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,727
- Just waiting for you, blabby.
417
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:31,273
- MALE VOICE: Blastoff in five, four, three, two, one...
418
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:38,405
- [action music]
419
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,657
- My babies, they're... - Right there?
420
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,537
Thank goodness! - BARB: I love you guys!
421
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,915
- NORA: Phoebe saved us! - It was so intense!
422
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:50,751
- Listen, Phoebe, I heard everything you said in there
423
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:53,045
about Hero University.
424
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,630
- Are you disappointed that I don't want to take
425
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,465
the early admissions test? - A little,
426
00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,302
but I'll always be more disappointed in Max.
427
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:03,430
- BOTH: Aww, thanks, Dad!
428
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,266
- Hey, looks like the Thundervan
429
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,559
is just gonna crash into the ocean.
430
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,938
- Oh no, I left my bow in there!
431
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,315
- [sighs] Thunderman, away!
432
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:18,904
- Oh, wait, heh... here it is.
433
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,619
- Honey, I know you want to take a break from training,
434
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:28,413
but there's one last feature of the Thundervan
435
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,248
I want to show you.
436
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,958
Juuust push that button.
437
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,005
[chuckles]
438
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:39,091
Perfect hamburgers!
439
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,093
- Everybody grab a password!
440
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,973
- Good call on the drive-in, Dad.
441
00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:47,641
- Bad call on the movie, Phoebe.
442
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,351
- What?
443
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,313
"Last Teen Mission to Space Part II"
444
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,939
is totes cool.
445
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,107
- Not bad, Mom.
446
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:58,235
- Yeah, well, I am groovetastic.
447
00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,903
Ooh, Barb in the house--
448
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,238
Oh!
449
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,618
- And we're back to don't.
450
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:19,840
- ♪
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