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Tonight, the Real Housewives of New
Jersey reunite for a shocking two -part

reunion. Stay on your couches. Don't
push Daddy.

Let's talk about the facts, okay? Let's
talk about the facts, stripper.

What's wrong with strippers?

You had butt implants?

Nice!

Those are your natural boobs. They're
natural, but they have tape all over

I rewound it. I was like Joe Gorga's
dick.

I don't think I look like an ape. Do I
look like an ape?

Second grade, I had a mustache.

How old were you when you lost your
virginity?

Can you have this conversation when I'm
not here?

What are you going to do when Joshua
goes to school?

Joe could be deported.

Do you ever see the four of you hanging
out again? Please?

Emotions do not travel in rational
channels. I've been thinking that all

Do you think haters... They're strong
words, Teresa. You're trying to twist

these lies on me. I'm not twisting sh...
You are going to get... What? This is

so deep -rooted. You're a sh... French.

Look at her clown -looking face. Okay.

She's probably the clowns that are
coming around our house. You went to

lying. You're a liar. No.

No, it was you or you and Caroline set
me up on the government.

I know the truth of what really
happened.

You girls should run for the hell. She
stopped.

God, stop, you guys. Stop. Everybody
stop.

I'm turning you off. Look at this.

Off. Bring it on.

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to
the Real Housewives of New Jersey

reunion. I'm Andy Cohen, and tonight I
am with none other than the Real

Housewives of New Jersey.

This season we welcome two new
housewives. We saw a veteran housewife

welcomed a housewife home from federal
prison.

Ladies, welcome.

Hey, Dolores. Hi.

I love your dress.

Thank you. Since we wrapped...

You had butt implants?

They took fat out of here and put it in
my butt. Sweetie, you got to show us.

Oh, God.

Here you go. I mean, I don't feel like
she needed it.

She had a great ass before.

Nice.

Thank you.

Hi, Figgy. Hi, Andy.

You have your fan.

Always ready to go.

Very good.

Hi, Jacqueline. Hi, Andy. Feel good to
be back?

Oh, sure.

It's like a second home, right? Yeah, it
is.

Hi, Melissa.

You look great.

Thank you. Your hair's long now. What
percentage of that hair is your hair? I

would say about 75%. All right, last but
not least.

Hi, Teresa.

Hi, how are you?

How's Joe doing?

He's doing good. He's taking his GED
right now. He just told me. I'm like,

He's like, I'm going to college when I
come home. I said, okay.

That's great. You're going to college?

That's what he said.

I like that.

Feel good to be back?

Um, yeah.

I'm not convinced.

No, it does.

Anytime I'm next to you, it feels great.
Nice. Yes.

I got to tell you, it was two years ago
that we sat on these couches.

And I really didn't know if you'd be
back.

You're going to make me cry, Andy.

But this is probably going to be my last
reunion.

I'm glad you guys waited for me. It's
good to be back. But then there's

people on the show that make it ugly.

Yeah. I'm surprised she's even here.

Why? I'm surprised you showed up
finally. I love confrontation.

Oh, I know.

You were the coward that wouldn't say a
thing when I'm calling already. Here we

go. When you look back at these two
years, does it feel like this?

Yeah. I liked the break.

Look what the break did. The two of you
are next to each other, I think, in a

really good place.

Yeah, we are in a good place.

Holly from Orlando said, Jacqueline, I
adore Siggy and Dolores. Why do the

of you get along so well?

We're able to laugh. We give each other
constructive criticism when we need it.

That's funny.

What? Why is it funny? Constructive
criticism. I've never heard them say

you. Do you feel like they're
Jacqueline's soldiers?

That's Jacqueline's word.

Dolores and I stand on our own two feet.
We're very opinionated women.

That's true. I love all the women here
and I'm proud of that.

Well, Dolores, this year we saw you
transform from a kept woman to an

independent businesswoman.

Let's take a look at the way you do a
modern Italian family.

Watch. Hi.

Me and Frank are best friends, but not
intimate. He has someone. Right before I

had Frankie, I threw you out. Because of
the hormones.

Yeah, well, that had nothing to do with
the Dominican girl. If I'm not getting a

new kitchen, I'm getting new granite. I
want white granite. You can't rely on

Frank for everything.

What about your gym that just opened up?
This gym is a symbol of...

My independent.

I don't want to be the prick, but you're
putting a lot of strain on me. Why

don't we do like a ladies night out? We
all as women have something to offer

each other. I'm paying for the rest of
the kitchen, but I want to thank you for

everything you've done so far.

You're going to cry.

You're breaking up with me. I'm not
breaking up with you. You're just not

to have to pay for things the way that
you did.

Look, look, he's all upset about it.

Ty from Ohio said, you and Frank have so
much chemistry. If you weren't in a

relationship, do you think the two of
you would end up back in the sack?

I don't think like that. I wish.

Yes, I wish too.

They wish.

I wish.

We're alike that way. Once your penis
goes in another vagina, sorry to be so

graphic, I would look at him and I would
always think about that.

How's your grandma?

She's awesome.

I love her. I was with her the other
day. She told me how she walked through

Holland Tunnel the day it opened.

Wow. I love her.

Bridget from Great Falls said, Dolores,
Frankie, it's so hot. Do you have to

chase girls away with a salami?

There's no salami.

Since Frankie was three, I've been
trying to warn him about what was to

He's been handsome since he's three.
He's not a player.

My son, who's hitting puberty, who is
not as good looking as Frankie, has

moods. I mean, he's going to be thrilled
to hear that.

Joshua's got game. Really?

And Frankie's like, Frankie will take
you to a nice restaurant and talk to you

and be like, no, no, no, no. Does
Frankie have a girlfriend?

Frankie has things to do. And a girl is
a distraction.

I got him a job. He's selling cars. He
makes a lot of money.

That took the place of girls. My son
likes money.

Leslie from Chattanooga said, Dolores,
it seems like Melissa Gorga has a better

work ethic than you.

Do you really work at that gym?

I do.

Tripled in members.

I want to take a class from Teresa.

Watch it, because she touches your butt.
Great. Touch my butt. I would like to

touch him.

You'd like to touch my butt?

Joe's not here. Joe has a juicy booty. I
have a tiny line. Juicy Joe. He didn't

get that from nothing. Yeah.

Dolores, were you the first of your
friends to get divorced?

I was the only for a very long time. And
then when I met Dina, she was going

through a divorce.

Are you and Dina still close?

No. When we see each other, we'll speak.

But she just kind of got distant from me
for whatever reason. I know there was a

point in time she didn't even speak to
Teresa.

You and Dina went through a moment where
you weren't speaking? It was during the

show, and she just kept her distance.
She just got away from everyone.

You know, because of the whole Caroline,
me, Jacqueline, the whole thing. You

are great friends with Caroline, though.
Yeah, we were food shopping on Sunday.

So do you think the Dina friendship
ended because of your closeness with

Caroline? That...

had gotten back to me through, like, a
third party. So I don't really know why

it ended.

I just think that we went our separate
ways, and I don't need to beg someone to

be my friend. Dina moved to California.

Are the two of you still very close?

She was over two weeks ago. She was? For
Adriana's birthday.

That's her goddaughter, right? Mm -hmm.
Nice. Yeah, I talk to her all the time.

Thomas from Fort Lauderdale said,
Jacqueline, during poker night, Chris

joke that he's glad that your family
isn't as effed up as the Gorgas.

Seriously, when's the last time you or
Chris talked to Dina?

It's like a joke. You know, his family
is dysfunctional like anyone else is.

And she texts me, you know, about
tweeting out her products. She did it

But I haven't physically seen her in a
couple years. But, you know, we're very

peaceful. Do you ever see the four of
you hanging out again? I mean, that

be some four of them back together.

I never say never.

People always say, oh, I'm never going
to speak to them again, and you always

end up speaking to them again. I'm sure
it'll sort itself out in time.

Well, no one has ever doubted the
chemistry between Jacqueline and Teresa.

And this season, we hope that Lucy and
Ethel would be a duo again. Take a look.

Looking forward to a new beginning.

Thought you may have missed this.

Oh, my God. I never would have ever
expected for her to just show up at my

house. I need clarity.

I said new beginnings. That means
building a friendship.

Well, I like to hear that. Yeah,
definitely. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Definitely, definitely.

My brother was like, honest, and he's
telling me not to trust you.

Really? Hey, Joe Varga. Yo.

What are you doing picking up the phone
calling my brother?

You were going through legal issues. I
never asked you a question.

Mine was in a criminal cave.

Right now, let's go.

I'm pissed you called my husband. You
don't need to be his wife.

We could say hi to each other. Yeah. And
we're going to be under the same roof.

She's thinking about Nicholas.

I'll always be there for you. I feel
like this is a breakthrough.

We got to eat together this time. Yeah.

If I didn't hear from the two of you, I
would never know that you guys had,

like, this bad dinner at Jacqueline's
house. See?

We're good. We're good.

Why did you reach out to her when you
were getting married? Well, because

a lot of time went by, you know.

Time heals all wounds.

Did she seem different to you when she
got out? Yes.

Yeah, I felt that. And do you still see
that she's changed?

In some things, yes.

But in other things, I still see.

The old Teresa.

Lindsay from Orange County said, Teresa,
isn't Chris's company's bankruptcy way

different than your personal bankruptcy?

I was trying to tell her, you went
through a bankruptcy. A good friend

never say those words that she said,
like, you committed fraud.

Dolores didn't say those words to me.
Nancy, I have to say something.

Jacqueline is a heart of gold. Her
delivery is horrible.

Her intentions are good.

She spends too much time in her head.
Teresa, she's the opposite of

She will not think about what comes out
of her mouth. When we're together, he

laughs, I laugh. I can't get enough of
her. Well, Lonnie from Oklahoma City

said, Teresa, in your blog, you said, I
was really happy when Melissa defended

me at lunch with Jacqueline.

You should have just said, you know
what, Teresa, fine.

Your brother, that's your brother.

Fine. You could have caused a big
problem.

Were you surprised by that? I wouldn't
call Chris. She wouldn't call Chris.

Well, I felt like in that moment, I'm
going to catch her in a lie right now

because I'm going to put him on the
spot. And if he did say that about me,

Well, you don't do that. If you want to
move on, you don't do that. I honestly

think I would have done it again. You
do.

Do you think Melissa was threatened by
your rebound with Teresa?

A little bit.

Because every time I would tell you that
we were getting along, you seemed to,

like, kind of put doubts in my head
about it. No, because I...

met with Teresa first before Jacqueline,
I'm like, wow, no, it's like, it's

real. It's different. And you would call
me on the phone and say, I don't

believe she's changed the Lexus, this,
that.

You bring up every negative thing.
You're like, can you believe she did

Jacqueline, bullshit.

You used to go on shopping.

But I've never gone on. No, I didn't.
Come on.

What? Does anybody know? You don't know.
Let me ask someone who's known me

forever. Do you know me? But it's okay.
I'm not a spender. I've never been a

spender. Yeah, you are a spender because
you would spend $5 ,000 when you used

to go to Vegas, $10 ,000. No, I haven't.
Okay.

But it's okay for you to bring up my
stuff. Oh, that's her new car.

Oh, wow.

She's got a new Lexus.

Get out of prison, get a brand new car.

I didn't have a car. We all said the
same thing. I didn't have a car. What is

she doing? She just got out. Oh, my God,
that looks so bad. I mean, come on. But

you know what it looks like to people,
right? But you know what? I can't worry

about what it looks like to people.

Don't you think if you owe money, you
could have gotten a Ford or something?

Listen, if people need to... Would you
drive a Ford?

Sure. Yeah, if I owed a lot of money.
All right, I'm just saying.

I mean, we paid back our restitution.

If you lease it, Alexis, it's not that
much money.

Okay.

More when we come back.

Coming up... Were you surprised?

I didn't know it was coming.

It breaks my heart.

We are back with the Real Housewives of
New Jersey reunion.

Teresa... You tweeted Danielle Stout
that you would love to see her come

would love to see her come back. What?
Why would you beg her to come back after

she's attacking her? I wanted her to
come back to attack you.

Teresa, Danielle actually posted a
question on my Facebook page for you.

what's her question?

Now that Teresa worries about her own
children finding out about what she's

done, how on earth does she not seek
making things right for what she did to

children and the way she treated me?

You called her a prostitution whore in
front of her children.

Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, my children were
there, too.

I'm not sure that's exactly why she
wants you to apologize, but I'm sure

let you know on Twitter the night this
airs. Oh, that's fine. Bring it on.

Okay.

Matt from Quincy said, Dolores, your
relationship with Siggy is my friendship

goal. You two act like you've known each
other forever, have you? The least of

everyone here. No way.

You put them together. You had a purse
party. Oh, I had a purse party at my

house. I had never met her before. She
opened the door.

She flashed her boobs to me. Well, I had
just had my implants removed.

Let me interrupt you.

What I'm looking at.

Are your natural breasts? Yeah, they're
natural, but they have tape all over

them to hold them up. But yes, they're
natural.

Okay. What's it like to be a Jewish girl
in this group?

I think that Jews and Italians are very
similar. Jew -talians?

Yep, family comes first.

Well, being the first Jewish princess in
this cast of Italian divas would have

intimidated most.

But with a big personality and even
bigger mouth, the sig fits right in.

look.

Wait, what happened to you?

I had a facelift.

I say that we time you right now for
five minutes.

Me and Sophie tell you everything we
have going on, and then you can't

at all. I got to interrupt.

No, no, you can't. Before I went to
Israel in 11th grade, I went into the

Hill Mall, and I started taking things
off the shelves and putting it in my

purse. Okay?

Because I wanted to get caught so
somebody would put me in jail and keep

America. I failed when I'm coming to
visit you.

You don't even give us ten minutes to
talk with us. You have made me the woman

who I am because you believed in me. So
now it's my time to give back.

Really incredible seeing your mom open
up like that. Were you surprised?

It breaks my heart because my mother is
an angel.

Your mom has always been in your corner,
even when you shoplifted as a teenager.

You preferred going to jail.

Yes. Over Israel? Yes.

During my sophomore year at Cherry Hill
West, my father got a job in Jerusalem.

My mother says we're all going to have
to go.

But in Israel, when you graduate from
high school, you go to the army. You

go to college. Yeah. And I speak Hebrew,
but I don't read and write Hebrew.

Yeah. So I wouldn't have gotten any job
besides being a coffee maker. I don't

know. So I made my mother's life
miserable, and I said, Mom, listen.

June 1st, when school ends, you're going
to put me on a plane, and I'm going to

go back to Cherry Hill.

I'm going to live with your best friend,
the Moors, and I'm going to complete my

senior year. I promise you I'm going to
get myself in college.

And I did. I got myself into Monmouth
University.

I waited tables at TGI Fridays, and I
bought myself my first yellow Honda

Prelude. And on the license plate, I
hated Stiggy, so I put Suje.

I thought it sounded French. How do you
spell that? S -I -G -E -E with a slash

over the E.

You could get a slash on a license
plate? No, I took a magic marker and I

slash on it.

Ursula from Birmingham said, Siggy, you
mentioned that you had a hysterectomy.

So young, why?

Well, I had fibroids and they were
inflated and they found a borderline

cancerous tumor.

Are your hormones the reason that you
cry so much? I've always been a crier. I

wish I could blame it on that. We love
you. But because you love so much, you

cry. What are you going to do when
Joshua goes to school? We're actually

fighting about that now. He gave me a
list of schools, and I say Miami, Miami,

Miami. Dolores knows it because she's
pushing Frankie there. You are sending

your boys to the biggest party school.
You don't know my son. He's a geek.

Geek party.

I'm getting a little nervous, but you
know what? They're good -looking geeks.

Well, Jacqueline, seven years ago, we
watched you give birth to your youngest

son, Nicholas.

But this year, we watched you start the
journey from mom to grandma.

Take a look.

I... Well, don't look.

He has made a lot of great advances.

He's reading now. He's riding a bike. I
want to go check out rings.

Wow. That's Ashley.

Crazy, though, right? It's happening. I
can't even believe it. I love you so

much. I do.

And I was wondering if you'd marry me.
Shut up.

Does this ring make me look engaged?

That's my daughter wearing an engagement
ring. It's beautiful.

Ashley and Pete just recently found out
they're sprouting a little kernel of

their own.

It'll be a glamour!

Are you ready for this? I think so.

This is our new little gentleman.

The future of New Jersey.

The future of New Jersey.

What was it like being in the room while
your grandson was born? Oh, my gosh.

It was so amazing. And Pete was, like,
down in her face, and he was talking to

her so sweet. You know, I'm like, oh, my
gosh. She wasn't bad with it at all.

Daniella from Brooklyn said, Jacqueline,
I can do the math. Ashley was pregnant

before she was engaged.

Is that why Pete put a ring on it? No.
She did not know that she was pregnant

when she got engaged.

We actually thought she had a cyst
because she was bleeding really bad, and

actually went in to see about her cyst.

And she was pregnant.

So she's a mother now?

Yeah. Wow. And how's that?

She blew my mind. I know. She is caring,
beautiful.

Hi. We're doing a reunion. Yeah, well,
because we were just talking about

Ashley. Like, she's a mom. But the other
night, she's tweeting pictures of me as

an ape and pictures of her as Latoya.
That was because you were making fun of

the way I looked on the show.

I don't know if I want to be friends
with something like that.

Exactly. Like, eh. Like, I don't know.

And it's starting to look deformed.

No, because she's doing a lot of work.
So maybe, I don't know, maybe they

injected in her brain somewhere that
shouldn't have been injected. I don't

freaking know.

I think you got a taste of your own
medicine. You didn't like it. Taste of

medicine? Your daughter just became a
mom? Yes, and you're a mom too. When you

were making fun of someone's look,
talking about Botox, calling me it,

about how I'm distorted looking and
whatever. I mean, I need to watch the

because I don't really remember. Yeah,
you don't remember much.

Yeah, okay, whatever, Jacqueline. Your
daughter needs to learn respect.

Oh, really? Because your daughter was
tweeting me. No, your daughter... Your

daughter needs to learn respect, Teresa,
because she tweeted about me.

See what Gia tweeted, and see what
Ashley tweeted. And you tell me who's

mature. Who's more mature?

My daughter is an amazing, beautiful
mother. Okay. What did Gia tweet? Did

yell at her when she put those pictures
up, or no? I'm going to yell at a 26

-year -old? Yeah, I don't think I look
like an ape. Gia just watched the show

where she wasn't talking the way I look.

No, so Ashley said... Do I look like an
ape? Do I look like an ape? No.

It's her sense of humor.

Oh, you think it's funny. That's pretty
fat.

I did a little bit, not gonna lie. Let's
take a break.

Stay on your couches.

Don't push Daddy.

Coming up, looking back on that, I was
barely sexist, no?

Well, you know, define sexist.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of
New Jersey reunion.

And we're joined by Melissa's husband
and Teresa's brother, Joe Gorga. Hey,

Gorga. What's up, Andy?

I saw you fully naked this season.

I rewound it. I was like, Joe Gorga's
dick?

It's nice.

It's nice. He keeps talking about how
nice it is. I was like, this is good.

Isn't it pretty?

No, he's got a pretty dick. Can you have
this conversation while I'm not here?

He can be a penis model.

Cassandra from Montana said, Dolores, I
follow Frankie on Instagram. I love his

relationship with the Manzo boys.

They've been so good. They've mentored
him through the years on girls, and they

talk about business.

They're good kids.

Well, ladies, one thing that binds you
all together is that you're hands -on

mothers who would do anything for your
children. You have some really hilarious

kids. Take a look.

Can we just... Mom, seriously? You want
my underwear to show? This is too much

makeup, and you're not wearing that.

He doesn't always finish a job. Like,
he'll leave a little... Oh, that's why

call him 95%. Okay.

I'm gonna tip you.

Don't shop.

They want Melania.

Hello? It's me!

I have to entertain Melania 24 -7. Yeah,
because you're boring.

That's why I love mom so much, but
sometimes I think... Wait, wait, say

again. That's why I love mom so much.

Oh, I love you, too. Oh, my God, Joey.

Hi, Teresa.

Hi, Teresa. Hi, cutie. How are you?

Nick has autism. I don't know if you
know anybody that has that.

You like to learn?

Yes.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Uh, Teresa, I wonder if you understand
Jacqueline's experience

a little better since spending time with
Nick.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I know what autism is.
So, I mean, I feel sorry for, you know,

anyone going through any problems with
their children. I mean, that breaks my

heart.

Amy from Andover said, Siggy is a
relationship expert. How do you feel

Melania's behavior?

She's so disrespectful to her parents
and her sisters.

Baloney. Melania is me. I'm Melania.
Melania is me. I am Melania. I am! I am!

It's a new movement.

She does things for shock value. But
it's all coming from a good place. She

the biggest heart. The most important
thing to have in life is a heart of

And her heart is bigger than her whole
body.

Jaclyn, you said Melania was amazing,
patient, and kind with Nicholas. She's a

sweetheart. I think she might enjoy
teaching one day. She was like a little

mommy. She, like, put him under her
wing.

She really was great with him.

Kristen from Mississippi said Melania's
always been my favorite kid on the show,

but Joey Gorga may be about to take the
title. Melissa, does he always know the

perfect moment to say the sweetest
things?

He does.

He's just that kitty, like, it makes you
melt.

Well, Melissa, this season, after 12
years of staying at home to be a wife

mom, you challenged your old school
husband and showed him that a modern

woman can do it all and do it well. Take
a look.

This is envy.

Do you love it?

I want my kids to look at me like the
way they look at my husband, with like

this respect of a hardworking daddy.

I didn't want a part -time wife. I'm
like, miss.

I'm at the store. I cannot come home. I
got a multi -million dollar project

going on. You're dealing with clothes.

What you do, you bring in crumbs.

See, I bring in the cake.

That is so rude.

I don't need your money. I need my wife.

I had one round of models come in for
the fashion show.

Now you know I'm not going to be here.

Why? I'm going to be in the Bahamas.

Second you get off that stage, turn into
Sasha Fierce.

I did it. I did it. Last night, I felt a
little tug on my pillow.

You know, my mother reminded me that it
was my father's death 20 years ago. So I

feel like he's here right now. I love
you, Daddy. I hope you're proud.

The crumbs add up to a cake, and I
apologize.

You need my crumbs, don't you?

No, I didn't say that.

Joe, you got a lot of hate on social
media for that crumb comment, which you

ultimately apologized for.

That was fairly sexist, no?

Well, you know, define sexist. I
don't... Was it? I mean... I explained

it when sexist means somebody... You
were acting like an asshole.

Listen. I was raised a certain way.

He's used to my mom being home. Dinner
was on the table. My sister took care. I

got out of the shower, left my clothes.
My sister cleaned my room.

I was used to that. And then I met my
wife. I said, listen, this is what I

She first moved in, she made me sloppy
joes out of a can.

One time.

In his defense, I feel like you've
evolved a lot.

I think he's misunderstood.

I also think he's a little bit of a
caveman. He is. To be honest, he's both,

that's why he's friggin' amazing.

Laney from Orlando said, Melissa, I read
online that you were arrested in 1997

for shoplifting a shirt from a
department store. Is that true?

Were you doing it at the same time?

I knew we had something in common. Yes.

I had a rebellious time after my father
passed away, and I rebelled a little

bit, and I had more than enough money
for the stupid shirt. How much was the

shirt? It was like $32 .99.

That was a lot of money back then. Who
here has shoplifted in their life?

And I know she didn't. No, I did not.

My father would... Imagine if I got
caught, you know, and my father was...

judge also let it go. The chief of
police. How do you deal with shoplifters

Envy? Have you had any? Really, we
haven't had any, and I think we are too

trusting there. I was just saying that
the other day. Baba from Miami said,

Melissa, I read that Derek quit Envy.

What happened there? Was Kim D right
about him selling negative stories about

Teresa? No.

No, he really did quit. I think he had a
feeling that Jackie and I were...

We're thinking it wasn't working out.
Drake from Evanston said, Melissa, it's

print that you were telling Jack and
other friends not to go to Kim D's store

her fashion show. Is that true?

Well, of course it's in print, because
Kim D talks to any publication that she

possibly can. And if anyone will talk to
her anywhere, she's down.

Did Melissa tell you not to go to Posh?

She never said don't shop there, but she
kind of gave me the guilt trip. Like,

if you go to her event, they'll film it.
Well, it was just a guilt trip.

for me to even bring her into the
picture. Because she doesn't gun for

but me ever.

She asked Kim to come on the show to
come with me, and Kim didn't. No, I

And then I asked Kim to come. I never
did that. And then I asked Kim. She's

lying. She's been around since day one.

Yes, she was. We didn't see her at all
last year. Not for one second. And then

when you come back, now Kim D's back.

But you know what? And same stuff about
me.

Same stuff about my husband.

Do you think she's delusional or do you
think that she doesn't know? I think she

confronted him because she had said it
and it was a miscommunication.

Are we talking just about the blonde?

There's a lot of brunettes.

And you were present, of course. Hey,
listen.

When she opened in, you were still
shopping at Posh.

Jerry from Huntsville said, Teresa,
years ago, Jacqueline asked you about

tabloid rumors and it ended your
friendship. This season, after you had

Siggy for about five minutes, she asked
you about cheating rumors and you barely

reacted. Please explain to me.

I just met her. So I was like, that's...
But it seems like that was your old

friend. Well, because my old friend...
Would not ask me. I don't get it. I

either. When I'm at Stop and Shop, and
we're going up and down the aisle, and

Teresa Giudice is on the cover of every
magazine, I wanted to go to my friend

and say, hey, how do you deal with that?
The minute she said, you kidding me? He

can't get his hands off of me. My kids
are sleeping outside the room. I just

wanted to know and say, hey. I don't
understand how that's different from

Jacqueline. Did you grow up with
Italians, Andy?

Yeah, some, but I mean, I don't know.

We'll be right back.

Let's talk about the facts, okay? Let's
talk about the facts, stripper.

What was your stripper name?

Dolores, you know she was a stripper.
Teresa.

Welcome back to the

Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

It's nice to see this gorgeous sandwich,
you know?

Well, this is what family's about.

I mean, we've been very vocal about how
we felt about each other in the past,

and now we're very vocal about how we
feel about each other now.

Well, this season, the Gorgas and
Judices finally laid down arms, and we

witnessed a real and lasting peace. Take
a look at this Jersey miracle.

Hi, honey.

Welcome home.

I can't believe I'm home.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, I'm home.

Oh, my God, no way.

That's such a joke. No freaking way.

I don't know if she's going to pick a
fight with me or if she's going to come

out with a halo over her head. If
someone's bashing me, you stick up for

Stay down. You let me know, I let you
know. See ya?

See ya. Okay.

See ya. I liked it. You know, when all
that went down, I was mad at Joe.

My brother was my best friend growing
up.

That's why it was so easy just to mesh
right back to the way we were.

Whatever you need around here, don't
worry about it. I'm here. I don't know

I'm going to do garbage.

I'll take your garbage out.

The second she drove out of the driveway
with him today, I got a text message

from her. It said, love you.

You feel, like, better than ever now?

Yeah.

So I was watching you watch your
homecoming, and it still gets you,

Yeah. I mean, that was, like, the
hardest thing.

I was away, I counted, 352 days away
from my daughter.

Melissa, have you and Teresa gone to see
Joe in jail yet? No, I don't know that

I'm going to go and see Joe. Joe has a
huge family. He really does. Like, a

ridiculous amount of people.

Like... I've talked to him on the phone.

Yeah. Yeah, every time, like, if he
knows I'm going to their house, he'll

tell me what time you guys are eating,
and then he calls, and then he talks to

everyone.

Joe, how old were you when you had that
little mustache in that video?

How old was I? I was 16. It was my 316.

You were 14. I had a mustache. Oh, my
God, Joe.

No, I had a mustache. Gino has a
mustache right now. Second grade, I had

mustache. That's how I dated all the
older girls. How old were you when you

your virginity?

Oh, don't say. I know. She knows. I
walked in on it.

Oh, my God. I became a man. I became a
man at nine years old.

That's what we do. See, this is why I
say old school values. Hold on.

And then I always threatened him with
that. That was my upper hand.

I'll tell mommy and daddy what you did.
And then he, like, would listen to

anything I ever said. He's like, go get
me a cup of whatever, soda. You walked

in on this? Yeah.

Made me a man. I thought I knew
everything about you.

Trent from Murfreesboro.

said, Melissa and Teresa, you two made a
plan not to let anyone get between you

again. But who are you kidding? No one
got between you at the christening.

I think the christening wasn't really
Teresa and I. It was more of like a

issue that Joe was going through.

What about the sprinkled cookies?

Yeah, what about them?

No. I don't know who was between you
then.

She brought me sprinkled cookies.

I threw them in the garbage.

I didn't throw them out. Someone else
did in the family.

So I didn't want to throw that person
under the bus.

She was pregnant. I guess her hormones
were raging.

She took it the wrong way. Even if I
brought a happy pumpkin pie, you should

say, thank you, my sister -in -law. It's
funny, but I was just because everybody

else was talking about you at the house.

Why wasn't me?

It was everybody, you know, like, you
know, other people, other family

Oh, my God.

That's not the story you told before,
but I'm glad to hear. What was the story

we told before, Jacqueline? Let's share
with them.

She used to always say that she was
never accepted into the family. He was

my best friend. When did it change?

After you got married? Oh, so now it's
my wife that did it. But you don't think

so? Jo, you know I tried with Melissa.

You pushed me away. I didn't push you
away. You gave me no choice but to run

away. Why are you so into, like,
explaining how our family functions?

Because you're trying to imply that I
was, you know, keeping you guys apart.

But you're getting confused.

What I'm saying is... I'm not trying to
rewrite history, because I know you've

said on the show that, like, I don't
want to say Teresa's done anything

You missed the point.

You were trying to imply that I was
involved in Strippergate, and the both

you know I wasn't. Yeah, you were. And
you were trying to imply I was. You

You know I wasn't. You were. You were
covering.

Let's talk about the facts, OK? Let's
talk about the facts, Stripper.

Oh, my god. We'll be back in Jersey.

I did my time, and you set me up.

Let's talk about the facts, okay? Let's
talk about the facts, stripper.

What was your stripper name? Amber? Or
was it Alana? Or was it Fruit Loops? Oh,

no, I'm a stripper. I think you were a
stripper. Come on, show us a lap dance.

Give my brother a lap dance. You know
what? Give Andy a lap dance.

Dolores, you know she's a stripper.

I've never been to a strip club and seen
Jacqueline dancing.

That I can tell you. No one has any
proof of this. You were a stripper, and

you're trying to say she was a stripper
when she wasn't. When you were on...

At the time, we were like this. Admit
it. This is what I'm trying to say to

Let me talk because I was talking first.

The day that all that went down, you
were in the salon hearing this rumor.

I know your sister -in -law, Melissa.

She danced for me for about a year.

Oh. You fed Kim D all the information
about her that made her do that. Okay,

first of all, that's how God saw the
truth.

Second, you were there all day. You sat
there.

heard it you had the entire day to text
her call her yeah we weren't in a good

place we weren't in a good place she's a
big girl she can handle herself

nobody's hands are clean your hands are
not clean either i swear

on my children i had no involvement and
i didn't know that that was coming out

hold on hold on jack yeah i want to know
why you're so sure that she was

involved

Her and Kim D have been like this since
day one. Like always.

If I wanted to call you that, I would
come out and say that. I was friends

you at the time. I was protective.

I know for a fact that you like to keep
Kim around you.

This is what's gross about you guys.

This is how you play dirty.

Yes, then, Melissa, do you honestly
think I would do that to you? Listen to

That's a good question. This is what I
was trying to say from the beginning

before everyone started yelling.

You're twisted. We learned from the
back. I don't think anyone's hands are

in it. I'm not trying to rewrite
history.

I'm not saying, oh, my God, Teresa has
nothing to do with it. That's not what

I'm trying to do. I'm not trying to be
in denial.

What I'm saying is you are the one that
did not show up the next day.

We are missing someone.

Jacqueline is not here.

We had an incident last night while
filming. I showed up, and it was about

It's me who has to explain this to my
daughter and to whoever, as she gets

older. You know, you didn't show up to
the reunion. Okay, do I know why I

show up? Which makes me think that there
was guilt, that you were feeling

guilty. Oh, that's why I hung out with
you. You are the one who, and I'm not

saying. Wait, hold on. Hold on, let her
finish.

Let her finish.

I'm not done.

Let me just say something. The number
one person who caused that is Kim D,

Who do you think said all that
information? Do I think that you knew?

But I do think that you look to have
situations happen to other people to

the attention off of you. And if you
were a stripper, God only knows, I'm

don't care.

I wasn't. Who cares if you weren't?
Exactly. Who cares if you weren't?

It's been established that the stripper
in this group was Joe Gorga.

What's wrong with strippers? Who cares
if you weren't?

Okay. All right.

All right, going into that, that was the
height of my son's regression.

I was under a lot of stress. My son was
regressing. I was very stressed out. I

had heard that Kim G was going to be
there, Danielle stopped, and I was like,

this is such a toxic environment. It's
so disgusting to me. At a time where it

was so... Your middle name's toxic.

It is.

It's actually Elizabeth.

I want nothing to ever do with you. You
hurt me. You hurt my family. You should

be ashamed of you, because I never did
anything to hurt you, ever, Jacqueline.

OK. OK. Now, you probably stole the
tablet. You know, the jail tablet?

I didn't do that.

You stole that.

Are you crazy? You set me up, and you
made me come to your house. Oh, my god.

You stole that tablet. That is insane. I
swear to my kids, no freaking way.

You're crazy. You wrote that story about
the jail? No way.

I'm sick of your lie. You said that I
told you my, I caught my husband. You

With his secretary. I never told you
that, Jacqueline. Never.

You told me your husband cheated on you
several times. You caught him with his

secretary, the babysitter. My husband?
Yeah, you did tell me that and you asked

me what you should do because my ex
-husband had cheated on me. My God. Let

just make one point.

Growing up.

She had a boyfriend ever cheated on her
no matter how she loved this one guy so

much She dropped them in like a bad
habit, but she didn't have babies with

guy. Yeah, but you know what?

I would go find the hottest guy ever
like, you know, I mean, I know I'm not

Thank you very much. So I would like you
think I would stay with Joe and I think

Joe knows that very well Why don't you
tell me what your husband cheated on you

and you took him back?

He cheated on you. Why don't you tell
the whole world? Because my husband

cheated on me. You're such a liar. My ex
-husband cheated on me. You told me.

And Dolores knows all of this. She just
won't say it.

Dolores used to hate Jack. I'm sorry, I
have to say it. I never hated Jack.

I despise her. No, I don't despise
Jacqueline. But now I'm glad you guys

a good way. I don't hate anybody,
though. No, no. I don't despise her.

Or maybe you didn't like her. Maybe you
didn't like her. That's strong words.

Well, that's what I heard a long time
ago. Well, you didn't hear it from me,

you? Well, I heard it from somebody
close to you. Of course. At this time,

Let's not talk about anybody's husband.
Well, she's the one that brought it up.

I don't feel like that.

Well, you're the one who brought it up
about my husband, and you lied. I didn't

bring it up about your husband. You
lied. You lied. You lied.

You lied.

Liar. Liar.

You went to jail for lying. You're a
liar. No, I didn't. No.

No, I pled guilty, and you set me up.

You lied. You lied.

You lied.

You lied.

Liar. You're a liar.

No, I didn't. No.

Please. I pled guilty. I did my time.

You did fraudulent things, too. Really?

Chris used to gamble $500 ,000 just like
that. Why isn't the government looking

at him?

He didn't gamble $500 ,000. Okay,
Jacqueline, please. You set me up.

In my gut, either with you or you and
Caroline, set me up. You guys were

everything, calling the government.

Everything, yes.

But I don't know that she would tell you
she cries all the time over you. She

wanted to be your friend. Do you
honestly believe that this is like a

friendship that they want? You're a
relationship expert. What do you truly

believe? I know deep inside.

She truly loved Teresa at one time. You
want to call the government? God bless

you. Do you think I called the
government on you? Are you kidding? Do

she called the government on you? Do you
seriously think I called the government

on you? That is not true.

And I'm so happy I got that off my
chest. You're accusing Jacqueline of

the feds on you. Yes, I believe that.
That led to you going to jail. I believe

that. Yeah, I do believe that. I believe
that.

I believe it in my gut.

Yes, I do. Because I feel it in my gut.
And that's why I'm done. No, you are

gross. And you set me up.

No wonder you're so angry at me.

Next time, the reunion comes to a
shocking conclusion.

At what point do you take responsibility
for what you did? They're going to eat

their words if they go there. I don't
eat any words, honey. A friend doesn't

what you did. You girls should run for
the f***ing hills.

Dad, look at me with your crazy f***ing
eyes.

You are a disgusting, low, dirty bitch.

You are getting all heated, aren't you?

Is your seat on fire?

You are going to get... People want to
love each other and be together. They

got to tango together.

Bury it, light a candle. That thing is
dead.

I wanted it to end differently.

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