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You're like re -renovating everything

here, this is my kitchen It looks so
much nicer, yeah And I was wondering if

you'd marry me Shut up

How are you feeling?

I'm fine. You just got to go in with a
strong head and get it over.

I wake up every morning with Joe. It's
like, I just can't believe he's not

to be there. You'll get through it,
Tracy. You're so strong.

I'm sorry.

You calling me a soldier makes me want
to rage on your ass.

Do it. Do it. What the? I love you.

I'm going to go tomorrow. They're
leaving.

You're not leaving. Robin is a threat
here.

I would like to diffuse the situation by
leaving.

Oh, you see, minus two people.

She didn't do nothing to you. You're so
intense.

Chill out.

You're a fake, phony bitch.

Who acts like that? Big criminal.

Oh, my God. I feel threatened.

This is the most toxic three days.

I feel like somebody just stuck me in a
sewer.

I'm leaving today.

I had enough of it all.

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice.

You better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I
think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love
it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now I'm turning them.

I love the way you look. Look at this.
You look beautiful.

Well, let's go see the kitchen.

All I'm waiting to do is just get the
granite in. They're coming any minute.

Wow. What a difference.

So, Dolores, how are we doing budget
-wise?

Got to talk to John.

Look what we did. All the granite, gone.

What was the original deal we had with
him? We were going to pay $15 ,000. I'm

safe. remember. But you know who
remembers?

Frank Catania remembers.

Because Frank don't forget anything when
it comes to money. I had no problem

relying on Frank to get it going, get it
started. His children live here.

But that's going to change now.

You know what? There was 500 people at
my gym on Saturday.

So maybe I'll do a payment plan. I'm
throwing away my crutches. But I never

a broken leg. I didn't need them.

You're there. At least we're not in
Vermont.

I know.

Delores. I've been in PJs for four days.

No, me too. I couldn't get out of bed.

I saw a side of Jacqueline that I've
never seen before.

She's hurt.

She's crazy.

You're a... I don't even want to say it.

I was... I'm just like, here we go
again.

Have you talked to anybody?

No.

I don't like to go over the highlights
of a war.

Right. But I have to tell you that I'm a
little bit irked, and I'm going to tell

you why.

I have a hint, and I'm never wrong on
this stuff.

I think that Jacqueline doesn't think
that we had her back.

And that infuriates me. On the way home,
I sent her a text message saying, I

hope that you don't think because you
weren't there that I didn't have your

back. And she went silent on me.

Unless they got body double to stay in
Vermont, and I don't think that you

duplicate this.

I don't understand, because I don't get
the silent cheating from Jacqueline,

ever.

I spent an hour on the phone with her
every day. I'm upset because I did

everything that I could to defend my
friend, and I wanted them to see where

Jacqueline was coming from. No one even
bothered to hear the beginning of the

story. You sat on her lap. I was talking
nice to her. Teresa, no.

I'm going through an emotional
rollercoaster.

Where's Jacqueline? Why am I not hearing
from her? Where did this come from? How

the hell did this all happen? What's the
propagate?

Why are we bringing up the past?

Didn't I say, once you bring up the
past...

It falls apart.

I didn't leave my family and my kids to
go to a show and then come back and feel

like one of my best friends is now mad
at me when I didn't do anything wrong.

That's what I want to have a
conversation with her about.

If I was you, hear what she has to say.
Because we could both be wrong.

No, I don't want to hear a word. I want
to say what I have to say first. This is

how I feel. Now, what are you going to
do about my feelings? Okay. Now I'll let

you talk. I want to say that I'm feeling
this, and I want to know if it's true

or not. Oh, okay. If it's not true, then
explain to me your side.

Siggy still has post -traumatic stress.

She wasn't trained for this part of the
zoo.

She was still in the petting zoo.

She came to the do not feed section.

I've known them long enough to know.

One minute everybody loves each other.
One minute everybody hates each other.

Because you know why this will keep
happening? The thing that makes them

has never been corrected. And that's the
way they present things to each other.

Yeah. That relationship was done that
night on the desk.

You have two people that think

that we're right, and one person has to
eat it.

Somebody has to say they're wrong, and
neither one of them are going to do it.

What I was surprised about, the whole
thing with Melissa, I'm confused about.

Yeah, I'm confused about why Melissa
responded that way to Jacqueline when

Jacqueline has had her back the last
five years.

The guy came out and said, do her
stripper. When I found out, did I tell

I don't remember. I've got to be honest.
I'm really trying to remember.

I really don't know what's going on, and
I want to keep it that way. When it

happens like this, I don't want to be
involved.

I enjoy hanging out with the girls, but
do I need to walk around saying, oh,

here it comes? No.

I'd rather sit home with my nice
cabinets and my dog, Frankie, when he

to come home.

Granite's here!

Hi! Oh, my goodness. Granite! Hi!

Yay!

We got Granite here.

Wow, nice to have four big men coming in
with Granite. Very nice. I like the

whole thing.

Let's get something on her, because
she's a little boring. She's naked.

Here, we'll grab her. She's acting
slutty, this little slower.

Oh, I love this jacket. Don't you? Yeah,
I really want to wear this jacket.

All right, let's put it on her.

I'm always in a hurry.

Oh, God. Hi, guys. Hi. What's going on?

Not much. Running crazy. I miss you.
You're tan again.

Beautifully tan and gorgeous.

So what's going on? Well, our sales are
slacking a little. You know, they're

dragging. Are you feeling that? Because
we've been hitting our sales, like what

we want, we've been going over just
about every week pretty much, right?

Well, you know what sucks is the
Internet, though. We had a couple of

really bad days. I don't really
understand either, like zeros, you know,

zero bad zeros.

Well, this sucks.

This is the first time I'm hearing our
internet sales are down. Did you have an

internet store for your other store? No.

So that's why we don't know what we're
doing here. We don't know what we're

doing here. I need to figure it out and
nip it right in the butt. I need to talk

to him.

There's like numerous things that we can
do.

It's a fashion show. We're going to say,
don't forget we sell online. I don't

like to fail.

I made it. We need selfies also on the
social media. Do we all agree on that?

Because I'm a go -getter and so are you
and that's why I wanted to be with you.

That's why I love you. We'll do it. I
swear to God. So listen, I had one round

of models come in for the fashion show.

Now you know I'm probably not going to
be here.

Why?

I'm going to probably be in the Bahamas.

We're going to go over everything.

It's four outfits so it's going to be
zinging, zinging, zinging. Right. It's

just like a whole big freaking...

bundle of bad news and i'm really
stressed out that i'm not going to be

pull this all off we just have to be
organized right listen since we're

the men's line chris lorita i said to
him hey we're starting a men's line

you want to model in my fashion show but
then his wife and i got into a huge

argument so now i don't think that he's
going to want to walk in my fashion show

drama oh and you yeah i gotta talk to
you about some of it actually very why

does kim d have it out for you with kim
in vermont No. But in Vermont,

Jacqueline's all, like, down my throat.

Why? She was telling me a Kim D thing.
Watch this. Derek, you have this guy

working in your store that sells stories
to the tabloids. Just look into it.

You videoed Teresa purposely, like,
taking cash for her cookbook.

Anything that you see me speaking about
Teresa and her family is all positive.

Well, honestly, I went back and found a
lot of your old videos. Yeah. Because,

listen, if you were saying horrible
things about my sister -in -law...

I think we're going to have a little
issue. She might kick your ass. No, it's

not that. Like, it's just the fact that
she is so concerned over someone trying

to hurt Teresa. When the day my sister
-in -law went to Danbury, Kim D was

interviews with everybody, anyone who
would listen to her. She's a shitter.

She's a shitter. And I'm sick of it.

I'm, like, feeling weird today.

Oh, weird.

The geese are back.

Very nice.

Noah's supposed to chase them to
Santino, but he's too fat.

What's the matter?

Ziggy and Dolores are going to stop by.

I don't know.

I think that, um... I don't know. I'm
just very disappointed.

Like, I'm so excited about spring, which
makes me think now we have to work out.

Santino, yes! He chased them away!

I want to lose my ass. I mean, you were
doing.

I'm not even doing them right. This was
the new spot.

Did you feel the burn?

Feel the burn? Yes, I mean, ran.

You probably heard me. It's like, oh,
yeah, that's all.

That was my workout for the day.

The door's off.

Hi.

You look so skinny.

I do. Look at you guys.

Wow. Okay.

So, hi, guys.

Let's put this down. Let's put this down
outside here. Do you guys want

anything? Do you want anything?

Hi, Ash.

Hi. Okay. So, where do we begin? Good to
see you guys.

Always good to see you.

Let me start this off. I want to get
some clarity here. I feel like

mad at me.

Like I could have had her back more, but
I would do it the same exact way. I

said to Teresa, you were wrong. You
attacked her the minute she sat down. I

so hurt and insulted because it's not
like you not to talk to me. She wants to

know if her loyalty was questioned here.
Coming up.

When all that went down, I was manager.

I was so hurt and insulted because it's
not like you not to talk to me. She

wants to know if her loyalty was
questioned here. I was in my

own world. I wasn't even thinking about
you. I knew you were upset. You have to

understand, seeing you coming into it
and not knowing what your emotions are.

was focused on this one and this one.
Teresa and Melissa, that's all I was...

didn't even know what was going on
around me. I just had to be alone.

Go in your cocoon. Go in my cocoon. I
understand that. I do that. But just so

you know that when you went into your
cocoon, I felt very, I was angry. I

was hurt. He didn't know it wasn't
directed towards her. I'm sorry.

That's all I'm saying.

I love you guys. Come on. Look how calm.
Like, this is my Jacqueline right here.

The last time I saw you guys, I think I
was still in shock.

All we want to know is, are you okay? Mm
-hmm.

I'm going to say she's not okay.

I just couldn't allow myself to feel
they don't deserve one tear.

I'm not saying it's okay what I said.

But see how you guys showed emotion and
you cared and whatever?

Nothing came from that.

Bottom line is, the dog is getting
abused like Santino. And you go and try

pet that dog.

What's he going to do?

Listen to me. He's going to bite you.
He's going to bite you. I don't know

Melissa has in her head to why she
didn't respond. See the flip in one day.

like to find out from Melissa what it
was.

Maybe she wants to keep me away and so
she can keep that spot next to Teresa.

Maybe you know too much and maybe one
day you'll get too close to Teresa and

maybe something will come out. I thought
it was dirty.

that Melissa tried to rewrite history.

Are

you

done with this relationship?

I need to know.

I'm done.

Okay. With Melissa and Teresa? And
Teresa.

Both. Okay.

That's it. Then we need to talk about
nothing further.

Now it's a comfortable situation. I
know. I want to be there for Teresa

Joe is leaving soon.

And you know what? This one here
wouldn't want you to do anything

I've been exactly where you guys are.
You've been like that one most of the

time. And we just have to do things
separately.

I'm not fine with that at this moment,
and I'm entitled to my own opinion.

My heart is breaking right now for
Jacqueline, and I really don't think

should be going to Melissa's fashion
show right now. I'm uncomfortable with

And you know what? I wanted to tell Kim
D this. I'm not going to her posh

fashion show either. I'm going to the
popcorn event.

We're friends. My husband and I are
friends with you and Chris.

I don't have... I just don't want to
be... If you want to be in the middle of

it... I've been exactly where you are.
I'm telling you both right now. I think

you both are amazing people.

Ziggy, you're all about fixing people,
not breaking them. I could see inside

your soul.

She came into this. She's just poor
Ziggy.

I know.

You really don't have to explain it
because I've been where you are. We were

around the bonfire.

Health and happiness one thing I have to
tell you about Jacqueline that she's

amazing like we've never had like a
jealousy thing It's like there it was

now it's gone It's like for me. I don't
get into relationships easy because I

don't need relationships Well, are you
getting your period?

She doesn't get that anymore. Oh, that's
right

You're hungry?

Yes. Where's the kids?

At school.

All right, come on. Get some plates.

Where's Joe?

He's not here.

He's not here?

Let's try to get you something healthy.

Yeah, this is my favorite tuna with the
nut bread.

So how do you feel? Like, how do you
feel like when he goes?

What are you worried about?

I think about, like, the fights and
stuff in there.

I just feel like guys, right away, they
lose their temper.

I told him.

Like, you know, just be careful who you
deal with. We keep our circle. Yeah.

There's all these reasons, you know?

You know, when all that went down, man,
I was kind of mad. I was mad at Joe.

We were. Even Daddy, we were mad.

It was tough on all of us. But then,
over time, look, talking to you, you

accepted. So we mended.

But are you bitter? Like, were you
bitter at... Did you know?

What, when it first happened? Yeah, like
when you went in. Because I didn't get

to really talk to you about it. And then
when I see you, the kids are always

around. Like, were you bitter?

Like, are you mad? No, no. Were you mad?

I was mad that I got stuck with being
involved. And yes, I should have made

everything on the papers were correct
before signing them. But nothing was

intentionally.

You know, we trusted the wrong people.

You learned.

I mean, I think it's a learning lesson
for everybody, you know?

You never know.

Yeah, my brother was my best friend
growing up.

That's why it was so easy just to mesh
right back to the way we were.

Like, that's when you know your family's
real, like, and, you know, when you

just don't have to say anything, and it
just happens naturally.

You know, whatever you need around here,
don't worry about it. I'm here. I don't

know how I'm going to do garbage.

You want me to come take your garbage
out? Take your garbage out.

Yeah, I guess if I have a lot of it,
then I'll call you.

I've got to get back to work. You've got
to come over for lunch tomorrow.

Okay, you invite me. I'll bring lunch.

Okay. All right?

But it's nice of me you do this. Yeah, I
like it. You're my sister, God damn it.

Can I have a cup of coffee, please?

I'm sorry that I did that.

No problem.

There you go, $97 .77.

Thank you so much.

Thank you. I had some noodles.

I was, like, running around all morning.
Oh, my God. Nothing fits me, please.

I'm going to rent a car. My battery died
this morning. I'm like, whatever.

Anyway, this is nice.

How are you? Good. What's going on?

Thank God for month is over. I haven't
seen you. You were so stressed out. I

know. You know what it was? The fabulous
five is no longer fabulous, and we're

not five.

So, what's the menu? Would you guys like
any coffee? I'll do a caramel latte,

please. Thank you. You're welcome.

So I just, I hate the rift.

You know what? It got so ugly. Never
have I felt her do this to me before.

she's bringing up that Dolores and I
called you phony.

You are a fake phony bitch.

Everyone knows it.

Everyone knows it? I might as well hone
at that. You know what? Maybe my first

impressions of you were, maybe you were
a little bit phony and self -absorbed.

Phony in what way, though? I feel like
self -absorbed and phony. When I say

phony, you could be, right, not very
deep or invested into relationships.

Because when I first met you, you held
back. So for me, it's like, why is she

holding back? Does she not think?
Because I don't know you.

I don't let people in my circle.

That's it. I got it. Okay, good. But
here's where I am pissed off that

Jacqueline even brought it up. Listen,
she threw a lot of us under the bus.

Why should you get a free pass? We all
got thrown under the bus that night. But

here's what I'm born with.

and I hope you understand this, is that
I can't go to the Envy Fashion Show.

Coming up... I happen to like Joe, but I
wouldn't be married to him right now.

Do you think that she doesn't know?

Know what?

We all got thrown under the bus that
night. Here's what I'm torn with, and I

hope you understand this, is that I
can't go to the Envy Fashion Show.

And I'm not going to Kim V's fashion
show because I don't want to be put in

middle of this.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want
to come to the Envy fashion show. Why

am I being punished?

I feel like going to your fashion event
is really going to hurt Jeff and me.

What are we talking about? Like,
nothing's making any sense to me.

I'm not on any side.

Are you not going to go to Jacqueline's
event then that she's having?

Yes, I am going to Jacqueline's event on
Friday night. Well, to me, if you're

going to other events that are for her
business and not for mine, you are

picking the time.

Sorry, you are.

It's a shame that you feel that way. It
really is. Is Jacqueline telling you she

doesn't want you to come? No,
Jacqueline's never said anything to me.

then I understand the side you're
picking because you have loyalty and a

I've always viewed Ziggy to be a very
strong woman, but she's coming off.

very weak to me like she's being
persuaded i don't know maybe she just

i'm wrong the whole situation is just
horrible you know jack and loves you you

know how much she had your back i don't
really give a what i give a about is

what jacklyn did trying to call a friend
out

Let's be honest, it's the worst kept
secret that I've had a nose job. Let's

real, but it's my secret to tell, not
hers.

Listen, I don't know who you say is a
friend that's not a friend to me.

Jacqueline is obviously not okay with
where Teresa and I are.

She was looking to cause problems that
night.

She's screaming. She's yelling for no
reason. She's saying fake. She's saying

phony. She's saying criminal. She loves
me. I'm her friend. She hates me. She

exposes me. She's all over the place.
She needs to decide who Jacqueline is

get her mind straight. And maybe she
doesn't want to be in my life. That's

But she didn't need to approach it the
way she did.

I have a loyalty to Jacqueline. But
Melissa is making some valid points.

Melissa feels disappointment on the
highest level.

because melissa loved jacklyn she is so
devastated in her by you not answering

that one question i didn't answer a
question but before i didn't answer the

question she was screaming did i warn
you or not i can't think straight you're

screaming at me this is what she wants
me to say um she did call me that day

she told me this meeting went on at some
hair salon i know your sister -in -law

melissa she actually worked for me at a
little gentleman's club in elizabeth did

she tell me Hey, there's going to be
some guy that's going to try to make you

look like a stripper.

No. You know what she told me?

Someone's going to get tonight.

I don't know what it is. Hmm.

I think it's Daniel Duck.

Really? You don't think that she had
anything to do with that?

With the pot rashes, though? With the
stripper gate. I don't care.

Stripper gate's so old. At this point,
I'll climb this pole and make it be

Who got a dollar?

Anyone got a dollar?

Just kidding.

I'll climb it!

I just want to say thank you for being
level -headed and classy.

Well,

thank you for saying that, because I
hope I don't feel what you thought when

first met me. No, I'm saying I don't at
all.

But anyway... I have to grab my kids.
Well, thank you for meeting me. Yeah, of

course. I'm going to, like, chill a
little bit. I am. No, I've been good.

Hi, how are you?

What happened was I moved.

I have no holiday stuff.

And Easter's coming, and I feel bad. So
here's a start.

All beautiful stuff. Oh, look at that. I
love that. Try it, right? Oh, cute

stuff. So anyway,

Joe's leaving Wednesday.

She's still with her husband, though.

She's going to stay with another. The
way she was raised.

Yeah. I got over the American -Italian
dream a long, long time.

You didn't have much choice.

Well, that's true.

But there's still, like, the DNA in the
way I was raised. Those thoughts come

into my head. Forget the old ways. Start
anew.

Start your life the way you want it.

Let me tell you something. You can meet
a nice guy, and they can give you

everything.

But I've noticed in my life that men
treated me differently because I didn't

have an education and because I didn't
have, like, a career.

They took advantage of that.

Now that I'm in such a different
position, I bet you the next person is

treat me a lot different.

The gym is on its way. I'm getting up
every day, and every day I'm stronger

feeling better.

I am not 100 % that.

Every day I still struggle with saying
that independence is really the core of

what will separate you from what your
mom is.

So that's where I'm at. Look, it took me
50 years to stand up for myself.

But with Daddy, it was all about him all
the time.

I didn't know anything.

Any money he had, I knew nothing.

And I said to myself, I've got a right
to know these things too.

So I did all my thing. I said, you know,
I want to know everything.

He told me. You know, he showed me
everything.

Reluctantly, he did. But he did it.

He did do it.

It takes a lot to fight the DNA.

My mom finds her voice at 69 years old.
It was so old school in the house. My

mom depended so much on my dad that it
kind of mentally and physically crippled

her. And what made you do that?

I really don't know.

I just woke up one morning and said...
After 50 years of being subservient,

never asking, always saying whatever you
want, however you want it. You got to

be true to yourself.

You found your strength. You know what
they say, you find your strength. Well,

it took me a long time, but then what
did I know?

That's the way my mother was.

So how could you feel that you went and
you know everything now?

I feel like I grew up.

Really? I feel like I grew up. Yeah.

Yeah, really.

It's safe to say that we both grew up at
the same time. I don't know how. You're

my mother, but I guess we did.

I love you.

I love you.

Let's pop in some champagne.

Everybody better be a pop.

Hi, everyone.

Well, look at how beautiful you look.

I love it. Laura, this is Helena.

Helena was pouring. Would you mind,
Helena?

I need it. Bottoms up, ladies.

Kim, being that you're in the fashion
world, okay, how do you get your boobs

come up? Like these low -cut dresses. Do
you use tape?

Word of God.

You seem like you have some bounce left
in your step. Well, not like this. I

looked like you when I was 22. Don't
worry. Did you use any tape? She wants

know how you kept underneath.

Look how smooth it is. Can you YouTube
it, though? Can you?

That's enough abuse for now. Come back
later.

I just want insight to this. On the
trip, Tracy brought up stripper gate.

I think she warned you because she knew
what was going down.

I was the one behind it. Wow.

Come on. 100 % I was not involved in
that.

100%. That's all I need to know.

Can't take it anymore with this crazy.

I'm barely surviving myself.

I really, I feel bad that Ziggy's not
here.

She would have had so much fun. I know,
I know. I'll tell you what she did do.

She's a straight shooter.

She went to Melissa. She said I'm not
coming to yours either.

No.

Oh, boy.

Well, now that she knows, like I told
her, you don't have to take sides.

I know Siggy loves me, so if she wants
to be friends with other people, I know

that she loves me, so that's all I need
to know.

What's going on in your life?

Oh, so Friday, Chris is having a launch
for his popcorn, Little Colonel.

Are you going to invite Melissa and
Teresa? Yeah.

Don't even worry about it, because she
probably wouldn't have come anyway, even

if they were friends, because she has to
spend time with her husband.

And I would sell her, divorce him,
because he's going to be entitled to 50

everything she owns. That's not in her
mindset.

It should be, but it's not.

Do you think she's delusional, or do you
think that she doesn't know?

Know what?

Coming up.

I love Jacqueline. I think she comes
from a good place.

It's wacko.

Do you think she's delusional, or do you
think that she doesn't know?

Know what?

Dolores, everyone's been on this planet
for the past 11 and a half months when

she was away. We all saw, we all heard,
we all know, and I have to like Joe. But

if I was his wife?

Whatever their relationship is, it works
for them.

I think she confines it in.

Because she said it and it was a
miscommunication.

Are we talking just about the blonde?

There's a lot of brunette.

I don't want to know it. As mad as
Jacqueline was and everything that had

happened, Jacqueline wanted no part of
it as well.

Kim D cannot help who she is. You can't
beat the DNA there.

I think we should put the show on now. I
think everybody's waiting for the show.

Bring it. Make the announcement. We're
going to have the fashion show. Let's

Let's rock and roll.

Oh, we're meeting friends. They're right
there. Is there anything that gives you

stress you don't need? No, I want easy
friendship.

Hello. Hi.

How are you doing?

Hi. Hi, Dolores.

Maple syrup from Vermont.

Thank you. I can't get up. My shirt's
too tight. I love your jacket. Thank

That's because I got it at... And Vicky
bought this for you, right?

No, she bought it for me. This is so
nice.

This is nice.

Hi, how are you doing? Good.

Okay, we're going to get this spicy tuna
tartare. Grand Tower.

Ooh, fire and ice shrimp. Yum.

Avocado crab salad.

Okay, shrimp tempura.

Teresa and her brother, when you go to
dinner with them, be prepared. They

15 appetizers each.

This Freedom Tower. Oh, my God, Teresa,
that's too much.

All right, that's it.

I'm going to do one of your signature
cocktails.

Let me try the pomegranate martinis.

Listen, I love Jacqueline. I think she
comes from a good place.

But I also love you, and I love you.

We should be there to help each other
out because life is fragile.

Melissa, after we met, you really had me
thinking, and I've changed my mind. I

am coming to you. Wow, good.

I'm glad. I don't know why you ever
thought you were. No, but I'm holding my

own, and you have some good points.
You're wanted there.

This is why.

I knew she was going to see the light to
that one. No, because it was rolling. I

could still be a friend to Jacqueline.

She didn't know.

She just wants to be able to be a
friend. I know I can.

I can admit when I'm not right. I don't
feel bad. I didn't go to Kim V's event

last night. Did you get invited to that
event? Yes.

Oh, and what's up there?

How is that event? Because there's
always drama every year at that fucking

event.

You're not in foreclosure, bitch.

You beat somebody with a knife. I'm done
with you. Done.

We argue with an idiot.

You are an idiot.

Hi, Melissa.

Remember me, right?

You're a stomach of yerk. Get out of
here. Did she talk yet? She ran her

Like about who? About us?

Well, who else? You know, she's a...
Yeah, no, about who? Me.

Are we talking just about the blonde?

There's a lot of brunettes.

I have no intention of telling Teresa
what Kim D has to say.

I don't think the conversation is
anything that should be talked about

Wait, you have to look at the big
picture.

Who brought Kim D in?

I always love when you count.

You've been with me from day one, I
appreciate it.

Jacqueline, she's a f***ing crazy
person, let me tell you. F***ing wacko.

I want the closure at this table right
now.

They don't talk about Jacqueline. I will
tell Jacqueline they don't talk about

us. I don't want to hear it. Jo, I
agree.

Teresa, what's going on in your house
now? The girls, do they know? Are they

anxious? Yeah, they know it's coming
soon.

Because I do say, you know, we're going
to spend time with Daddy because he's

leaving soon. Like, I say it.

He's going to do what he needs to do.

He's going to get fit. He's going to get
healthy.

He's going to come back before you know
it.

That's what I said.

I think there's a silver lining with Jo
because, like, The wine will go away.

The head will get clear.

Yes. Yes.

The women that are around me now support
me.

And that means a lot.

Going through this, you know what he
said? He should have did it five years

He should have said, whatever.

I'll take it. Let's go. Let's get this
done.

He said he should have did it when it
first happened. He's like, I wish I

have got it over with when it first
happened.

Coming up.

I would also like to congratulate Ashley
and Pete. They're sprouting a little

kernel of their own.

Honey,

you're making a mess.

I think the podium is too high. I don't
want to stand there.

I think you should have dressed up as a
naked colonel. Later tonight, I'll be

there. Okay.

Jacqueline. Hi.

You're looking beautiful here. Come on,
nice.

How's everything going?

Good. Good.

Oh, my God, you look hot.

The popcorn.

My kids are obsessed with it.

I told them if they touch the truffle,
they lose a finger.

Good. We went out yesterday to lunch
with Melissa and Charita.

You know, Melissa.

The thing was, she goes, are you going
to Jacqueline's event? I'm like, yeah.

Why are you doing that to me? And I
thought about it, and you know what?

I'm going to the event, and if anybody
comes over to me and talks about you,

going to have to, like, take off my
shoes. Hey, ladies.

Hi. You stole my heart.

I heard your event was very successful.

Yes, it was. No drama?

Yeah. Everything was good.

See what happens when we mature.

Congratulations, brother.

Thank you. Very nice.

Can I have a seltzer with a splash of

cranberry, please? Baby. Oh, my God.

Hi, baby.

So I'm having a ladies' night. You're
coming.

Make sure that you have it after Joe
leaves.

Because Teresa's going to want to be
there.

It'll be like within a week or so. Time
is limited with our heavy. Do you guys

think that you're going to reach out to
Joe? Because I know that Joe loves

Chris. Joe actually called and invited
Chris to a going away party.

Hey, Joe, what's going on?

All right, man. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Definitely should go.

I can't believe you said bring your wife
and kids. For guys, it's easy. I know.

Chris is going to go. I'm not.

Okay.

Chris, hurry up already with this.

We love you, Chris!

As some of you may already know, our
youngest boy, Nicholas, was diagnosed

autism, and we had no idea where to turn
or what to do first.

Generation Rescue helped us find our
way.

When we were at our worst financially,
this was about the same time that Nick

was diagnosed with autism.

It was stressful on my husband. He
didn't want to cut back on giving Nick

he needed.

He is now meeting new milestones every
day. And we are excited to see where the

future holds.

And to show our appreciation, we'll give
back a portion of every bag sold to

support Generation Rescue America.

I'm just so happy.

You know, Nicholas is making progress.

And I can see, you know, the sparkle in
Chris's eye. There's life in him again.

I would also like to congratulate Ashley
and Pete on their engagement.

But we've got some more news.

We just recently found out they're
sprouting a little kernel of their own.

Yes, Jacqueline is going to be a glam
bar.

I was so excited to tell everybody I
could hardly stand

it. I feel like I'm opening a new
chapter of my life.

I'm excited about, like, everyone knows
now.

Now you're going to be a hot mom.

Yeah.

A babysitter, sanitizer.

Oh, my God. Oh.

No, it's my job to eat a craft and give
it back to you. No, the baby's going to

be organic.

I'm going to be one of those moms.

What news, though? I know, right? It's
crazy. I am so happy for you guys.

Really quick, you're here. I know Joe
invited you to a party on Monday, right?

Yeah.

Jacqueline's not going?

Stay home.

Really? Why?

Everything that just happened with the
people that it just happened with are

going to be there.

My plan was to get in early, I wish you
the best, keep your head high, and I'll

see you later, and then leave.

I think it's better you just stay home
with her.

How is Jacqueline going to feel when
she's home by herself, when her husband

in the same room with all the people she
just got in an argument with?

The way I would tell my brother, don't
do this, but you do what you want, is

same way I talk to Chris.

Make a statement, I stand by my wife no
matter what.

Always.

Nothing is going to beat the news.

Michael's here and it's my birthday.

Happy birthday.

What?

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

She just found out. Her daughter's
having a baby.

I'm going to be a grandma.

On your birthday.

Everything was amazing. Happy birthday,
gorgeous.

Thank you.

Look how happy. I love him. I love this.
Look at this. And I love the fucking...

Ashley's having a baby!

Coming up. Would I have stayed through
something like this?

5 ,000 % I would have stayed through
something like this. And the same thing

would happen to you, I would have left
too.

Because I don't put up with that.

Anytime. This is beautiful, the way they
did this.

Because Easter's coming.

Would you give up for Lent? I gave up
soda.

I really didn't give up anything.

I think you gave up enough in the past
year.

Doesn't it give you so much peace here?

It does.

Since I've been home, I haven't had a
chance to go, but I've been still

at home. Your heart is here. Get here
where you can, like on a night like

I figured we both could use it. Oh, God,
yeah.

You know, after what you've been
through, too.

Yeah. No, I'm coming along.

You know, I thought I had the perfect
life when I married Joan, remember?

Like, you know, growing up, we always
figured, you know, we're going to get

married, have the perfect life.

We got married to the hot Italian guy
that, you know, was cool, the muscles.

And you were going to be taken care of.

You're going to have kids.

You have nice things.

You grow old. And at the end of the day,
it's not happening like that.

No, I know.

And now you're going to be a single
mother.

Did your mother and father ever once, my
parents never were apart one day. My

parents never. 50 years.

Would I want to have the same life that
my parents had? Of course.

But, you know, I have come to accept it
now.

I guess I'm kind of old school in a way,
too, because like the generation. The

joke was done for you. Oh, of course.
And, you know, the generation now, they

would have been like later. They would
have divorced in a second.

They don't put up with.

Sorry, Jesus.

I love Joe, and he loves me, and that's
it. We're just going to stand by each

other, you know, God willing, until
death do us part.

Well, that's the way you were raised.
Would I have stayed through something

this? 5 ,000 % I would have stayed
through something like this. And the

thing would happen with you, I would
have left too, because I don't put up

that. No.

That's one thing.

Because, you know, you do make an oath
in front of God.

Well, that's a thing of disloyalty.

It'll be okay.

Yeah, I know, I know. It's just sad.

Days with kids at that age go so fast.

You turn around and you're like, where
did it all go? I know. And where is

everybody? And then it'll be you and Joe
looking at each other like, what now?

I know, I know.

Leave it on that note.

Okay. Let's say a quick prayer.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey. Want to do it natural? I want to

try. Why?

You have your eyes done? I've had every
part of my body done. Well done, Ima,

for the world of plastic surgery.

Don't be dating nobody. Don't see any
boys until you come home.

It's going to suck all over again
tomorrow, babe.

Like, I'm not ready for you to go yet.

Like, I know him my whole life.

I'm going to miss him.

I saw the pictures of Trace and Joe
hugging. I freaking lost it. The second

got in the car, I got a text message
from her. It said, love you.

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