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Previously on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey. You were accused and convicted.

Now she's crazy, Jo. Let's go.

Like, I can't with this.

Do you remember me? I just wanted to say
hi.

Nice to meet you.

How you doing?

Give each other a hug.

Remember when we went into that?

Piano bar. Oh wait, sexy night.

Sexy night?

Was she upset?

She's hearing things like Gino was
wrestling and she's thinking about

I can't even begin to understand like
what Jacqueline's going through. It

my heart into a gazillion pieces.

I'm having a book party. I would love
for you and Chris to come.

I'd love to be there. This is a
breakthrough.

We redid some blood work, okay?

Everything that, like, you don't want to
be high is very high. The end is near

for Boo, and it's going to kill me.

Gia, you better be home by 12.

There's gonna be a problem. Hey, Gia,
wait. I love you.

Yeah, I know you love me, Gia.

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I
think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love
it.

They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now, I'm turning them.

Seriously? I go away for two days. It's
like a bomb went off in here.

You gotta clean this up.

Not so bad. You did pretty well. I have
to say, I was a little impressed.

I do know I need to go on a juice
cleanse.

We ate a lot.

Well, did you guys have fun together?
Like, did you enjoy it?

Oh, my God, totally.

I mean, it was awkward when I first got
there. I can go in the basement to do

whatever. Maybe I'll throw her down.

She was actually saying nice things,
like complimenting me and stuff.

Hello.

Hello. Were you listening to my
conversation?

A little bit.

Yeah. Everybody was getting along.

It reminded me of the old Teresa, you
know?

You don't want it to be fake, though.

I didn't feel like it was fake.

She was asking me about Nick.

Always feel free to call me, you know?
Or if you need a ride somewhere because

know you don't go on the highway.

She really didn't do that before.

Everybody was sort of opening up.
Everyone. Teresa was opening up about,

know, her book.

When does her book come out?

Tomorrow. Somebody asked you, are you
happy that the weekend turned out the

it did?

Nick's in the fridge. Hold on.

Um, what are you looking for, Nick?

Bacon. You want bacon? Okay.

But, um, I think she's making an effort.

Jacqueline's happy about those moments,
but the second somebody says something

stupid... that might go back to the dark
place again.

The girls were telling me, you know,
I'll overanalyze the situation where I

to understand. She doesn't want to know
how to build a watch. She wants to know

what time it is.

Mom wants to know how you built the
watch, who's the distributor, the

manufacturer. Who built the parts for
the watch.

Exactly.

Some people just want to know what time
it is. Exactly.

Hey, Mom.

Come here.

Did you sleep good?

Dolores? Come on in, dick.

I'm coming up.

Hi, Dolores.

She's going to jump on you. Okay.

Hi, honey.

Oh, you didn't have to do this.

Thank you.

Thanks. I have an answer for everything
except for freaking death.

You make me laugh. You didn't have to do
it. Thanks, dick. I don't have to do

anything. I want to do it. I love you.

Oh. Oh, Dolores. Oh, it was so horrible.

It wasn't fair anymore.

He was down to nothing.

He wasn't coming back from it.

But he was so good.

Boo had kidney failure.

He's not in pain, though. He's not in
pain. You know, with kidney failure,

are just going to stop eating.

I did, you know, everything I could do,
and it was just enough.

It was terrible.

So we decided to put him down.

There were so many nights he was the
only one I had.

And I'm sick over it.

Frank, Gabby, and Frankie took him to
the vet. I couldn't do it. No.

Gabby and Frankie took it, you know,
hard. We all took it hard.

But I took it the worst.

I couldn't sleep without Boo.

I didn't think I was going to cry.

You have to feel good in your heart that
Boo had a life of love.

You can't.

My kids have never seen me cry.

Some women cry easily. I never showed
anybody that side of me.

I can tell you my brothers and sisters
have never seen me cry.

Never.

So what's going on with the kids?

Oh, God.

My kids are breaking me, ganging up on
me.

Piggy, my son, about a week after he got
his license, things started. He doesn't

call me after school, and he comes
strolling in about 9 .30, and he leaves

.30 in the morning.

My biggest fear. My son was laughing
with his friend at something I said.

And I said, how about if I punch her in
your face? You want to laugh at me?

It's funny.

Tell me what's funny right now.

And then he's like, oh my God, animal.

Animal.

The powder she comes out. You can't take
her anywhere.

What is this? New delivery?

Yeah. Let me see it. Let me open it.

I mean, I didn't think this would have
been live.

No, I think I was with Jackie in New
York, and actually we did it.

And nobody called me.

You know who Jackie is.

Where is Jackie?

I tried to text her, and I tried to call
her, and she's not.

She's in the Bahamas.

Can you FaceTime me, please?

I'll talk to her. Thank you.

I want to just kind of talk about some
things. Just about, like, some ordering

and some things that are coming into the
store. And, like, we talked about this.

Everything that comes into the store, I
just need run by me.

You have to start picking things that,
not everything that you wear, Melissa,

because the average size of a woman is
size 14.

You are a zero. That is not less than 1
% of the entire United States.

Owning a store, I did think it was going
to be more fun.

I'm second -guessing myself a little bit
because I'm sacrificing all of this

time with my family, arguing with my
husband, and it's like, for what?

You should dress me enough to put a
little order together that's not going

affect your life or your branding
because I know what you like.

I need to make sure that it's the way I
want it or else I'm not wasting my time.

I need it to be run by me because that
was our agreement from the beginning.

Fair enough.

You know, obviously, you're my partner,
and I know there's going to be ups and

downs with everything, but it's just
frustrating for me. You know, I'm

lot of time in this. You know, I'm
missing things for my kids that I have

extreme guilt from.

I'm just stressed out. Like, you're
sitting there on an island, which is

amazing, but, like, I'm here all the
time. I'm, like, here in the snow, but,

like, this is just... I gotta tell you,
welcome to owning a business.

That's what you gotta do. I can't be
there 24 -7.

You know, you don't have to be there 24
-7. That's not the idea.

I don't feel comfortable not being here
24 -7. You've got to rely on your team,

hon, too. I know. We're not going to let
you down. I admit it. I'm not good at

delegating because I want to do it
myself, and that's half of my problem.

trying to figure it all out, and I just,
I need some time.

I get it. But, you know, take some time
off. I think you'll feel better. Okay.

Love you. Talk to you when you get back.

Here's your phone.

So I would have loved for you to come to
my book party.

But you have to be 21.

I'm so upset.

I find out tomorrow if I make the New
York Times special.

What did your friend's mom say about my
book? She couldn't put it down.

I got a lot riding on this book.

I need for this book to be really
successful.

Otherwise, all of this goes away.

Let me wipe you.

Wipe your eyes.

Just caca.

How she bite you.

What does that mean when she makes that
noise?

She's going to bite you.

She's going to.

Hi. All right, listen, girls. Get that
door off the table.

All right, baby, let me tell you
something.

Yes. You look so beautiful.

Thank you.

I love you. I love you, too.

Your dog is ugly.

Why don't you paint it pink?

I'm going to say you're so annoying.

But Bella's beautiful, okay? She's
beautiful.

What are you doing?

He wants a kiss. Get over here before I
kick your ass.

Really, dear?

You have no say. You're leaving him like
that.

Shut up.

Oh, my God.

Listen, I'll have every say, every way,
in there or out.

No, you won't. Oh, believe me. I'll be
stronger in there than I am here.

Remember how Mom was in there and she
controlled everything? Don't worry about

it. I'll be the same way.

Shut up, Dad.

You're going to get your butt kicked.
Wow, you're so strong.

No, I'm not strong, but I will literally
kick your butt if I had to.

I don't even want to have this
conversation because you're just so

We only have a few weeks left together,
and I know Joe's unraveling. I can see

it. He is drinking a lot more.

He does have mood swings.

He's just not dealing with it well.

Why?

How are you feeling?

Feeling about what?

I don't know.

About everything.

How are you feeling? Hey, I'm fine.

All right? I'm fine.

All right? Okay, good.

I'm fine.

Before I went away, I was able to cope
with it better than the way Joe is.

You can talk to me about anything.

I know that.

I was about making memories because I
felt like I was dying.

I wanted my kids to remember, Mommy's
happy, Mommy's smiling.

Joe's just different. I feel like saying
to him, like, Joe, wake up. Like, let's

just make the next few weeks count.

I'm sticking with you no matter what.
All right. I'm here for you, okay?

Better stop being so fucking tired at
night.

Otherwise, you're going to be out the
door when I come out.

Because, you know, when I come out, I'm
going to be looking real good. I know.

A lot of women are looking for me. I
don't want them. I want you. Oh, okay.

Thank God you got such a good guy that
could tolerate you for so long.

Coming up.

If you could get here.

Juicy Joe.

Hi, Joshy.

Looks big.

How was school?

Boring. I'm so tired.

You're tired?

Did you have any tests today?

No, I didn't. And tomorrow I have a half
day.

Why do you have a half day?

Because it's winter break.

And you're going to be skiing in the
Berkshires with your dad.

I guess so.

I've got to get out all your ski stuff.
You just drove right over a trash can. I

did drive over a trash can? Oh, my gosh.
You're such a bad driver. I'm such a

bad driver. Let me drive.

I'm so nervous. I'm better than you.
Really? Do you have your permit on you?

actually do.

You really want to drive home? Yes.

Listen, it is what it is. I'm not ready
to let go of my baby.

He came out of my body, and I'm having a
tough time with it.

Joshua, you're too close. Look at you.
You're going... Calm down.

Stop. You don't understand. When you
have a child, you'll understand.

Up until now, you've always needed me. I
was there to pick you up, to take you

to all your activities.

Now you're going to have your driver's
license, and I'm afraid that you're

going to need me for anything.

No? Don't touch me when I'm driving.

You don't let me touch you when you're
not driving!

Okay, but now I'm driving. I'm a man,
Mom.

I don't want you touching me.

What are you talking about? You're not a
man. You, like, touch my legs and

thighs and, like, my butt.

Because, Joshua, you're my baby boy.
You're not a man to me.

Dad does not touch my butt.

You don't have a limit, all right?
You're so loud.

Well, what do you want from me? I was
born in a bomb shelter.

Oh, Joe, these are all bills. Should I
put them upstairs in the office?

Listen, you've got to learn how to stuff
and do them, so stop bothering me. I

just paid this.

Why don't you pay it again like you
normally do?

Duh. That's why you will never survive.

I survived before you came along. Well,
because I don't know. I did. And I had a

lot of money before I married you.
You're just like your dad.

Don't bring my fucking dad up. I'll
smack your head if I just walk the shit

You need to keep your matcha. Hey, shut
the fuck up, please.

Right. Stop talking. You and your stupid
mother.

I think you need to, like, leave.

Let me tell you something, I can't wait
to leave. The only thing I'm going to

miss are my kids.

Oh, really?

Of course it hurts, but you know what? I
do feel bad for him because right now I

know it's not him speaking, it's the
alcohol.

And not that I'm trying to say it's
okay.

You know what? Leaving your family for a
little bit is hard.

Oh, I guess these are all the cameras.

You know, he's trying to protect us.
Here he goes and buys security cameras.

My biggest concern is obviously my
family safety.

I know dealing with this.

is really stressing him out.

So, you know, I'm just going to support
him and be there for him.

Hello? Hi.

Hi. What's going on? Joe got a security
system, so I was just looking at him.

Good. How are you handling all this?
March is coming quick.

I'm just trying not to think about it,
but Joe is, like, I can tell he's

stressing over it. I feel like I have
five kids now instead of four.

Oh, my God, he's so, ugh.

It is?

Yes. Yes.

Teresa's never leaving Joe.

Culturally, it is in her DNA.

You do not get divorced. And Teresa has
never evolved from her original way of

thinking. It's never happening.

You will have your moment, but that's
when you call me, okay?

Okay. I'm just reminding you that you're
not going to be alone. I need to remind

him that.

You know, it's all going to be good. You
know, it'll be fine.

Right. And then also, don't forget the
book release party.

All right, good.

Thanks for calling.

Bye, babe.

Let me just see where I could put it.

I am a little worried just being in this
house by myself with my four daughters.

I have to be a mom, a dad, pay the
bills, go to work. I mean, it's going to

lot. And I have to do it all by myself.

Hi, Bella.

Now I have cameras watching you.

So who else is coming tonight?

Joe Gorga, Joe Giudice, Rosie.

I love Rosie's energy.

I love her. I love having her around so
much.

You know, last time we got together,
Teresa and Jacqueline fought in the

kitchen. So I'm really excited that
we're having a poker night, and I'm

that Rosie is going to have an
opportunity to sit and talk with Joe.

Judite have a bond.

He's fun.

I want to hug him, tell him I love him,
and I hope that he stays well.

Since Teresa's been home, I think Rosie
feels a little bit, you know, on the

outs. And Peter.

So you've never hung out with Joe Gorga,
do you? No. You can't focus on the

game. Just forget about having a serious
game. Good luck.

All right. Ready?

Let's go.

Why are you crying?

All right, stop crying.

Okay.

You're going to help me cook dinner,
okay?

Do you want to go get changed, you know,
into your wrestling outfit? I'm going

to take you to wrestling. Okay, Mom. And
you have pictures.

Here. Okay, okay.

Crack it nice and easy. Easy on the
side.

Oh, my gosh, Joey.

Okay. Thank you for your help.

Hello?

Melissa. Hey, Derek. How are you?

Can you get those line sheets that you
have made?

Um, the line sheets from last night. Oh.

For deadlines.

If we don't have these, we're not going
to have work.

Okay.

Maybe give me, like, two hours?

Okay. All right, bye.

Oh, my God.

I'm exhausted.

I don't want my family to suffer or
anyone to suffer. I want to internally

figure out how to make this all work.
Hello, hello.

Hey. Where's Gino?

I told him to go upstairs and get
changed. He's got to go to wrestling.

finish making the chicken cutlet?

I don't want to smell like meat.

I got poker night tonight.

Oh, you do?

One of us had to go pick up Gino, but if
you're going to be there, I got to go

pick up Gino. I have to do a project
with Antonia tonight.

It's my night out.

It's your night out. Boys out. You went
out to a weekend.

Can I have one night?

Nobody helps me every day. I don't go in
during the day and work and say, hey,

babe, can you help me pick up this
material?

Can you help me do this? You know,
figure it out.

I'll see you later because I'm running
late now.

I want to eat dinner together.

Bye. Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to have my lucky seat.

Look who's here.

Hi, honey.

How are you?

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

How's it going?

Good.

Oh, man.

You seem down.

Yeah, things are bothering me.

Yeah? Like what?

I haven't seen Joe, you know?

And I want to apologize.

Remember, like, New Year's Eve, I said
some s***?

You don't want to say f***ing hello?
Don't say hello.

What are we, in f***ing high school?

You too.

You know, that's not who I am. I'm not
an a**hole. You know what I mean?

Rosie, you know what? I know.

Everybody was drinking. I care about
him. You're a good person, and I know

loves you.

You'll feel better after you talk to Joe
tonight.

I know.

I've been there for Joe.

through really real time while she was
away. I was there all the time. The

they're holding up, okay? They're fine.
I'm crying. They're fine. I know he's

going to understand, like, why I felt
that way. You know, that's it. You know,

whatever, Teresa, whatever.

I'm not sure where Teresa and I's
relationship stands at this point.

Like, I'm her family, you know, and I
don't know why there's this wedge.

I just don't get it. You know, I'm done.

I don't want to talk about her anymore.

I'll give a shit.

Coming up.

I'll see you guys. You're leaving too?
Where are you going? I'm out.

I'll see you later. No, no, no.

I'm so glad my family's done it.

It's yours.

Rosie. Hey, what's up?

Who's this guy over here?

You don't remember anything last time?

How you doing?

Good, how you doing? Hello.

Hello, Joker. I got a match for service.

What's up, honey?

How are you?

All right.

You looking skinny. Look at you.

Dang.

What's up, girl?

What's up, honey?

How are you? Good. Who's this?

Oh, this is my boyfriend.

I'm sorry. Oh, your boyfriend.

Where am I sitting?

Sit here.

So I miss you, Joe.

You miss me? Yeah, I haven't seen much
of you. You've been spending a lot of

time with your sister and stuff.
Melissa's busy with the store. I'm busy

work. And Teresa's got a book going now.

Yeah. Oh, because we're all busy.

A little bit.

Very good. Thank you. This is Vino
Giudice.

What? He made that wine? Really?

That's pretty good.

Where's Joe?

I don't know. I told him to be here at
8. Call him.

What the hell is that?

Joe, where are you?

Huh? He's making me laugh already.

Where are you?

Why?

Must have been a really long night.

Nah, you can't be tired. You got to get
here.

Yeah,

yeah, I'm a good poker player.

I thought you were going to be here. I
wanted to talk to you.

All right, Joe, later.

What the f*** was that about?

Hold on a second.

I'll see you guys then, all right?

Where are you going?

We didn't know he wasn't coming.

I'm pissed. He was the one I wanted to
see.

Do I think it's Teresa? Do I think it's
Joe? I don't know. Like, I don't need

this bulls*** anymore.

I'm, like, f***ing done. I want to get
the f*** out now.

I don't think he's not coming because of
you.

Why'd she leave?

I don't know. I'm really confused right
now.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Sorry, Rosie.

You have your lighter thing?

Drive safe.

Love you.

Let's go.

Let's just play.

All right, relax.

Did she leave?

Yeah, she left.

But why? What's going on? She wanted to,
you know, try to get back on track with

him. And then when he didn't show up,
maybe she was thinking, you know, does

know I'm here and he's not coming
because of me or like... It's like this

men, that side breaks.

It's like, what the... You can't keep it
together. I don't know.

It's news to me. I didn't even know Joe
had beef with her. I had no idea.

What was it?

I don't know.

Oh! Yes!

Calm down, everybody.

What's going on in here? A lot here, a
lot everywhere.

Listen, I don't know what happened to
him. He said he drank too much.

Okay. I don't know if Three said
anything to do with it, but I started

about what he was going through. And I
felt bad, and I went back in.

Hey, listen, they're telling me now you
have something with Joe. I had no idea.

No, I don't have anything with Joe. I
felt left out on New Year's Eve. Nobody

said, hey, Ro, come over.

So I was drinking, and I said something
stupid.

You don't want to say hello?

Don't say hello.

What are we in high school?

You two.

Mean. And I'm not a mean girl.

Does he know you said something? No, but
I feel bad. He's feeling bad. I feel

bad. I'm hoping to talk to him tonight
because I don't know if I'm going to see

him again. Yeah.

I'm surprised he didn't come in. I don't
think it was because of you. Let me

call Teresa and see where Joe is. This
is both tonight.

Hello? Teresa.

Hey, where's your husband?

He's home.

He stood us up. He said he drank too
much last night.

You're right, and I understand.

All right, honey. See you later. Bye.

Aw.

You know. My heart really feels so heavy
for him, you know? It's like a month

away.

I'm so glad my family's not as flip as
yours.

Give me back my mom.

Wait,

Dolores, when you organize all your
stuff, you're going to have a clear head

you're going to know what you're doing.

Right, okay, okay.

And what is this? This is another bill
that you haven't opened for Dolores. For

what? Do I have a life insurance?

Do you give all your bills off to Frank?

Yeah. You do.

Dolores. Listen, it works. I know it
works, but at some point we're going to

have to clip your wings and you're going
to have to fly like the angel that you

are. You understand that.

I know old habits are tough to break,
and I know that you used to Frank

up the mail, but the last thing that I
want is my girlfriend to depend on any

man. Frank has always handled the bills,
and I've always handled the kids.

You just have black on. That's it. I
love it. How good you look. I love it.

You're like a machine. You bounce back.
What do you do? You're like re

-renovating everything.

Come here, look. This is pretty. Ziggy
picked out all.

Well, the gray is the new thing. My
daughter wanted her room to be gray.

Look, this is my kitchen.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, it looks so much nicer. Yeah.

I haven't been to your house since I've
been home.

I know, Teresa, I know. There's been so
much. We've all been through a lot of

transition. Yeah, but I just wanted to
come by. You know, I just needed some

air. Just because, you know, my poor
honey, he's, like, starting to get to

I think he's getting stressed, you know,
and thinking about it.

Yep, and he's internalizing a lot. He's
scared out of his mind. You know, it's

the unknown. It's not like he's ever
been to... Yeah, he's never going to

that he's scared because he's a man.

Right. But, you know, I could just tell.

We're just going over her stuff because
Dolores right now is getting bills and

just handing it over to her phenomenal
ex -husband.

Honey, you can't rely on Frank for
everything.

You've got to be a top girl and stuff.

Wake up, Dolores. Look at me. You don't
want to go through what I went through.

She's smart. She needs to understand her
bills.

No, for real.

I wouldn't want it to happen to anyone
else.

And now, especially with even my
daughters, I'm going to be even more

Like, when they get older, you know,
explain it to them. Be aware.

You can't get too comfortable.

Through the years, Frank and I have
always depended on each other. It's like

symbiotic relationship with me and
Frank.

But now you opened up the gym.

Well, let's just be honest. Her partner
wants her to come to work more.

Right. To build up this business.

Hi, Max.

I know I said I'd be there, but... No,
you don't know. No, you don't know.

He wants me to be there more, but I had
a lot going on. I was getting on my

feet. You're so lucky that you have
Frank right now in your life, but that

change, you know, at any given moment.

Listen, I'm always open to listening to
my friends. You're both telling me it's

right for me. I don't want to see it
because I'm comfortable.

I know they mean well, but Frank is an
attorney. He has a genius IQ.

I'm not going to question how Frank is
going to handle my finances.

It's no different than hiring a
bookkeeper.

Oh, a check.

That's awesome.

Oh, good.

What's this for? Oh, I overpaid my cable
bill. How about that?

Dolores Catania doesn't need to depend
on anybody.

Time for Dolores to take the reins.

You got it in, you baby.

Is this a credit card?

Oh, I don't know.

Dolores, come on.

Coming up next, he needs to go.

It would be good for him.

I don't think you know how to do this.

Why don't you think I know how to do
this? Mommy does my own hair all the

Uh, your hairdresser does it.

I always have to, like, fix it up a
little bit.

Are you excited?

It's a daddy -daughter dance.

Yeah. The daddy's going to put on a nice
suit.

Buddy, you are handsome, man. You are.

How am I doing? You know, I've been busy
a lot with the boutique, but...

You know I never want to miss anything
that you do, right?

Yeah.

As soon as I get this boutique up and
running, I won't have to be there as

okay?

Okay.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

First, I'm going to go all the way, as
far as I can, being a cheerleader.

It's really important to me, especially
being the mother of a little girl, to

show my daughter it is important to have
your own personal success in life.

Okay, but that's not like an occupation.

And then I'll be a teacher.

Do you know mommy went to college to be
a teacher?

Yeah. I am here trying to break that old
school traditional Italian mentality of

like be with the kids and make me
dinner.

It's not easy, but I want my daughter to
look at me and say, my mommy can do it,

then I can do it.

Antonia, let's go. It's six o 'clock.

Easy, easy.

Joe? Yeah?

Okay, she's super excited.

I want you to, like, twirl her around
when you see her. Tell her how beautiful

she looks.

Oh, I got something for you to give to
her.

Hold on.

Okay, look.

What's this,

the prom?

It's kind of like the prom. It's the
daddy -daughter dance.

Oh,

look at you.

Antonia and Daddy.

God, this is so cute.

Like this?

Yeah. Look at this. You're so... This is
a beautiful moment.

This is what family's about.

Watching my kids, snapping pictures,
makes me smile, makes me happy. This is

what I live for.

Blue? Okay. Blue?

Blue. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

And there we go.

You ready to dance? Yeah. Huh? All
night? Because you know me.

You taking selfies?

I'm trying. You want to take a selfie?
No.

I'm excited to go out with you for
sushi, just you and me.

I just want sushi.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

Do you like to just be with me without
your sisters?

Oh, yeah.

Because I know they've been on me,
right?

I love spending quality time with my
daughters, and it's hard to give each

of them their individual attention.

We're here.

But I'm appreciative that Gia was the
rock for her sisters while I wasn't

around. Hi, how are you?

Yes, you too.

And now I want to be her rock.

Hi, how are you? You have the spicy
funeral?

And I'm going to have shrimp tempura
roll.

Thank you.

Wow, I like coming out with you.

Please stop.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at this pretty flower.

Wait, you have to take a Snapchat.

I'll do it. Okay.

Take your Snapchat.

I'm happy you're here.

Like me and Dad, we're like buttheads 24
-7.

I see it now, and I'm like, are you guys
kidding me?

Because he's so annoying.

Don't say your father's annoying.

You know, daddy will be leaving soon.

He needs to go.

It would be good for him.

You mean the drinking?

No, yeah, but not even that. Just, like,
with the way he acts, the way he talks,

like, with her sometimes.

And just, like, I don't know. I think he
just needs to, like, realize, like,

what he has so that he can just, like,
get his shit together.

It hurts to hear Gia saying this because
I know she loves her dad very much.

There's a lot of anger towards Joe right
now because of his drinking.

Believe me, when Daddy comes home,
there's going to be a change in him,

no, I know. That's what I'm trying to
say. There is some truth in what she is

saying. Because when he's drinking, he
makes the wrong decision.

It's hard.

But, like, there's so much that's
happened in my life. And it's like,

thank God I'm still standing.

A lot's happened.

I think you're going to miss him dearly.

No, I know.

You know, and you know, you have me and,
you know, you know we're going to get

through, right?

Yeah. I'm not even worried about it.
Well, I think this time it's just a

bit easier. I wouldn't decide just
because you guys went through with me.

yeah, it is.

We're a strong family.

We're going to make it through anything.

I love you more than anything in this
world. You're my life.

I'm so proud of you. You're so
beautiful. I love you. I can't believe I

you. Oh, my God.

I was all in one sentence.

Coming up.

Go, Giudice. We need you. If you could
get here.

Listen to me. I didn't put your hands
out.

Listen to me. Let's make love.

I like your shoes. Are you wearing them
tonight?

You like them?

Very fancy. I like them. You like the
toe separators that speed you out when

people go, ah!

Hi, Deanna.

Hi.

Where did you come from?

How are you?

Do you have homework to do? All right,
be careful, okay?

Is it a book signing or a launch party?
It's a launch party.

Is Joe going to show up this time?

Yeah.

He's probably stressed out.

That's got to be so scary.

He's probably thinking about his family,
you know, his kids, his wife.

You seem much happier now that you guys
get along. That's good. Yeah. I mean,

who likes fighting?

Yeah. Don't touch me! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Don't touch me!

Come on, sit down and eat.

No, be nice. She's so mean to me.

There's not one day she could not be
mean to me. You should be nice to each

other.

I think you should go to bed right now.

Okay, you hear me?

Go to your room right now.

The girls know that Joe's leaving soon,
and I'm sure they know that their

father's stressing.

Well, you know, it's not like we dwell
on it. We talk about it every day. We

don't do that.

All right, go to bed. It's time for bed.

Well, that's a lot to deal with. I'm
trying to keep things as normal as

possible. I'm going to go get changed,
and you can finish your homework. Come

on, let's go upstairs together.

You think they're here?

They should be any minute, right? Yeah.

Do you have any bottles here of
anything?

Champagne type?

You got any money? Oh,

sorry.

Hi,

how are you? Look at these mag wheels,
babe.

I like this car.

Big night, huh? Are you excited?

I don't know. I'm, like, really
emotional.

Like, I want to be happy, but then
there's, like, a lot of other things

that I'm not happy about, so... Ziggy in
her limos. A white limo.

Hello. Hi.

I feel like we're going to the prom.

Only me and Sticky don't have dates.
We're going to DAG. Yeah, well, our

are going to meet us there. I feel like
I'm out with the girls for girls, but if

this was 25 years ago, this would be a
whole different night.

Hey, pal, how are you?

No, no, no, no. You're in.

Absolutely. Don't, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't, don't, don't worry

about it.

He came with somebody underage. You
can't have somebody underage there.

that? Jim.

Why, they can't let a kid in? No, Joe.
That's why Gia's not here.

I told my husband he could invite
whoever he wanted.

That's why they didn't let Gia come?
Yeah, that's why Gia's not here. Why

you tell me that? You never told me. I
didn't know.

I didn't know he invited his friend that
was bringing his 12 -year -old son.

So he had to be 21 and over.

He said no. It's the law.

Whose law?

Oh, my God.

I'll show you whatever we can do. And
then when I get there, I will figure it

out. No, you can't.

Also, my attorney, Jim, found out he's a
felon.

So one of the rules that I have to
follow is that I can't be around other

felons. Go to the door and see what
happens. I'll talk to you later.

Do you know what the law means?

I will never jeopardize you, my love. I
love you.

Celebration. It's a celebration.

Hi,

thank you.

How are you?

Hi. How are you feeling right now? I
feel like so happy.

I'm overwhelmed. I'm overjoyed. I mean,
it's a best -selling episode.

Michael, this

is Robin.

This is Robin's wife, Christina.

So the other night, we had a car game.
You didn't come. Rosie stormed out of

room. What? I got no problem with Rosie.
I don't know what she would get mad

about.

Thank you. Thank you for coming.

They

got

legal issues.

Lawyers don't want this guy around.

He can't bring a minor in. That's not
happening. Listen to me. Shut up.

Their security is not letting anybody
in. Shut the fuck up. They're not

anybody in. They already came. You
should have told me this beforehand.

Paul,

listen to me. I didn't put your hand
down.

Listen to me. That's my blood.

That's my blood.

That's my blood.

Okay? Listen to me. You want to put up
with your wife?

I'm going to put my balls out to you.

Yes!

Hi, everyone.

So.

I am here. You know what?

Call Joe here.

Joe. Paging Joe.

Joe Giudice. Joe Giudice. We need you at
the microphone. If you could get here.

Yes. Yes.

If you could get here.

Yes, yes, yes.

Honey, where are you?

What a rough one.

Or stand here. Yeah, yeah, right there.
Good evening, everyone. Thanks for

coming. About a week ago, we published a
little book.

called turning a favorite and today we
are officially a number two new

york oh

my

god i'm gonna cry again i've been crying
all day so thank you so much for

everybody to come out like really it
means a lot to me i wanted to share with

four daughters when they get old enough
So they knew what mommy went through

while being away.

I also want to thank my husband, Joe.

Everywhere I've gone, people have told
me that this book is like a love story.

And it really is.

It's our story, honey.

Thank you so, so, so much from the
bottom of my heart. I love you all.

Love you so, so much.

Hi, how are you?

Six weeks out of camp, she's on the
bestsellers list.

Teresa turning the tables is number two.

The Pope is number four.

Teresa's beating the Pope.

Teresa beats the Pope.

That's what the Gorgons do.

No disrespect to the Judaizers.

I ain't going to be able to drink liquor
for the next three years.

Even though Joe was going through a lot.
He's my soulmate. I love him more than

anything in this world.

I'm going to be skinny tall. You guys
are going to be jokes.

Like without him, it's going to feel
empty.

I know it is.

I'm proud of you.

I'm a proud of you. Thank you. I'm a
proud of you.

This season on The Real Housewives of
New Jersey.

Jacqueline is going to be a grandma.

Oh, my God. I never thought I would be
banging a grandma.

I'm having the first fashion show for
Andy.

Joe's not normal.

Speak up, Kim D. He's lying to you.

If I was his wife, I wouldn't be married
to him. What you do, you bring in

crumbs. See, I bring in the cake.

That is so rude.

You don't even give us ten minutes to
talk with us.

I'm tired of it! It is the s*** that you
say. But Joe! Hold on, hold on, hold

on! Stop fighting your f***ing back!

I want to cut the cancer out.

Calling me a soldier makes me want to
rage on your f***ing ass. Are you out to

do one of my asses? Follow through on
your little threat, or get the f*** out

my face. You're a fake, phony b***h.

Vote yourself.

Hey, criminal!

It's f***ed. It really is. I feel like
I'm in the psychiatric ward. I need to

alone before I lose it. Jacqueline went
buck wild on Melissa. She defended

herself. I'll never look at her again.
It's wacko.

I'm not going to be a whipping pose. I'm
going to remove these from the table. I

said horrible things.

That was very deeply hurtful. She's a
conniving, twisted, f***ing bitch.

Melissa, would you please leave the
room?

You need a backup?

Yes, I do. Jacqueline!

That was kind of sad.

Very. I'm not dying.

I just can't believe he's not going to
be there.

All right, one more.

I saw the pictures of Trace and Joe
hugging. I freaking lost it.

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