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You're in my house now I'm a woman hear

roar I'm opening a boutique Joe has not
given me even one dollar towards envy

The tree looks beautiful CJ and I did
that Ashley moved back from California.

We've had such a great relationship
since we've been home. She's like,

this is your ex -fiancé's house.

Let's go. Let's go.

Teresa, Dolores, and I, we still all
hang out together.

Heart, you were asking about me.

I got a note from Teresa.

It confused the shit out of me. You want
a cup of coffee?

I put a booze inside.

The only good thing that has happened
this past year is that my parents are

filing back.

And I hope when Teresa comes out, my
parents won't pick sides.

We got permission for her.

Hi, honey.

Welcome home.

I love you, girl.

Fool me once, same on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I
think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love
it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now, I'm turning them.

Good morning. Merry Christmas.

So as you know, this morning, Teresa
Giudice was released from the Federal

Correctional Institution at Danbury,
Connecticut.

She's safe and sound in her own home.
She is on home confinement.

My heart is beating.

her probation officer.

She's very much looking forward to a
nice, quiet, low -key holiday with her

family. I'm still sad in a way, but I'm
happy.

Teresa did have one message, which was,
Merry Christmas, and that all of you

should go and be with your loved ones.
Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Wow. I know there's hard feelings, but
if you can have that emotion.

Well, I'm human.

For God's sake. I mean, this is someone
I had a history with.

I've been upset with her. I never
stopped caring.

I'm happy for her. She's finally home
with her family.

Mommy's home.

So now I can just dream about Christmas.

How happy the kids must be to have their
mom back. They must have suffered a lot

during this too.

Were you surprised at your emotions?
Because I kind of wasn't.

I don't know.

When the door was slammed in my face,
and it was, I had to move forward. I

on. So, you think she had time to
reflect?

To go from saying she doesn't think
about me to her reaching out to me.

We have a lot to catch up on. Looking
forward to a new beginning.

It's hard to find a friend like you. Do
you really think Teresa feels like that?

There's no other reason for her to reach
out to you.

It's not over for her. She's got her
husband going away soon.

She's going to need... close family and
friends to lean on. And I can't tell by

her note if she's asking me to be one of
those people.

So what do you think I should do? Sit
back and wait to hear from her. Don't

I wouldn't call.

All right. So you know what?

Let's do what else is going on here.
Leave it to the universe. Whatever

is going to happen. Oh, that's her new
car.

Oh, wow.

She's got a new Lexus.

Get out of prison. Get a brand new car.

Same old Teresa.

They're probably, you know, all happy.

Let me see. Look at that.

It's a beautiful thing.

We've all been through hell and back,
and she had a lot of influence

on our entire family.

Even with you. I promise you I'm going
to do anything I can to make sure your

parents keep coming here every week. You
know you're going to do the right

things. It's up to her. She wants to let
us all in the right way. Good. And if

not...

You know, then the family... When Teresa
went in, we were at peace, but we

didn't really have a relationship.

Antonia, I'm so excited for tomorrow.
You know how you haven't seen Teresa in

while? She'll be here tomorrow.

Her not letting me come visit, her not
putting me on the list, I don't want to

judge that completely because, I mean,
who knows?

Okay. Enough for that. I don't know if
she's going to pick a fight with me or

she's going to come out with a halo over
her head with, you know, her tail

between her legs.

So we're going to have a good time
tomorrow.

Your whole family haven't had that in a
couple of Christmases, right? Yeah.

Your dad's going to be so happy.

Mommy, I don't like my eyebrows.

All right, we're going to do something.
I'm staring them all off.

Close your eyes.

I'm going to scream.

You want to get your eyebrows back so
you can still want to do it after this?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah,

right now. The whole time. No, not the
whole time.

It's so great being home with my
daughters. I love holding, hugging,

them. I love you.

But I look outside my window, I see
paparazzi there, and if I have to leave

house, I have to get permission.

So things are not just quite back to
normal.

You look ugly.

Do you look like a razor or something?

Yeah.

Okay, just let them grow. They look
beautiful.

Santa's coming tonight, Joey. He comes
down the chimney right there tonight.

Hello?

Who's this? I haven't seen this number
in a year.

Oh, my God. It feels like I never left
with my daughter.

Good. All right, listen, can you pick us
up? Because there's paparazzi here.

What time you got to leave?

Well, you know, Daddy, don't tell them
what time I have to be home because then

they're going to be like, oh, I have to
leave like two hours before.

All right, I won't tell Daddy.

All right, you got it. All right, you
got it. Bye.

My little innocent sister.

She's wearing an ankle bracelet. I'm
like, what the hell?

Why do we need to leave at 11 .30?

Tomorrow's Christmas and Santa Claus
needs to come and we all need to be in

All right, we're still going to take a
picture.

Great.

So is this good, Gia? You approve?

Yeah, you look fine.

We take a family photo every year for
our Christmas card. You should always

back at them and be like, oh, my God, I
remember this day.

Dad, put your chin up, Dad.

Your chin.

Gia, why don't you lift your chin up?

You want to take one of the four girls?

No, before they didn't want to take a
picture. Now everybody wants to take a

picture. You shut up.

Usually I have to pay for my Christmas
photo this year. The magazine is willing

to pay me to take pictures of me.

What am I doing?

Take a picture of the four sisters.
Okay, I didn't know that. Okay, okay,

So everyone chill out.

This whole legal stuff has really left
us in a bad place.

Their price tag on my face is never
going to be as high as it is right now.

Yesterday they got my first photo of me
coming home, and they also wanted a

first Christmas photo with my family. My
five beautiful women.

I haven't made any money in the past
year. All my businesses went to shit,

haven't been out.

promoting my cookbook. They haven't
really been selling.

So I'm coming home to a situation where
I need to make money.

Right here.

Right here.

Okay, like that. I have four daughters.
I have to feed them. I have to start

saving money for college.

And Joe's going away in a few months. So
a lot of this is all going to be on me.

Thank you. We're done.

Okay.

Teresa. Yes.

Hi. Oh, look at you.

How you doing?

Oh, what's up, honey?

Nothing.

You're so skinny.

Am I?

How you doing? Good, good. Grab
something to hide yourself with.

All right. All right. We won't open the
garage. We won't open the garage. It

doesn't matter. You jerk off all over
the place. What is that?

Who gives a shit about the paparazzi?
You know how it is. It's crazy.

I'm more emotional. You know, I want to,
hey, I love you. I miss you. I hug you.

You got to hide yourself, right? I just
don't know what I'm feeling yet. I'm

hoping that this family will overcome
all this.

There's paparazzi everywhere. They're
everywhere.

You messed up everything.

It's fine. It's fine.

Teresa and I have always alternated
Christmas Eve. I mean, it hasn't always

good. She brought me sprinkle cookies.

I threw them in the garbage.

I think I'll just make sure I don't do a
smoky eye this year.

Who the hell would want to be that
friggin' raccoon fish?

No one calls me a raccoon.

It's a happy day in the neighborhood.

What is it today?

She's coming through the window. Big
one.

All right.

Merry Christmas.

Why are you guys coming in the side
door?

We came through the garage.

You didn't hear? No.

Paparazzi can't get my picture. Why
can't you get your picture?

Honey, because people got my exclusive.

Got you. Okay. When she walked through
the door, it's like, everything's good.

What's up? Like she was just like took a
trip to the mall and she's back. But I

know my sister -in -law and I can see it
in her eyes that she's been through a

lot. Hi.

Merry Christmas.

Oh, yes.

I love you. I love you. I haven't seen
my dad since the whole time that I was

gone.

I pray every single night for my
parents.

I would just, like, please, God, make
him be okay.

So just hugging him just is, like, the
best feeling ever.

We got to bring it to the table.

Okay, you can sit next to me. What do
you want to drink?

Come on, come on. I'm down, Mom.

No, start eating.

Dino, Joey. Come on, hold him.

Thank you, Lord, for my beautiful wife
being home today with us to enjoy this

beautiful evening.

We're just glad you're home.

Thank you.

Salud. Salud. And welcome home.

Salud. Can I open up my present, Dad?
Yes. As soon as we're done eating. But

listen. Christmas is not all about
gifts. Christmas is all about

Jesus Christ.

Because this is the night that he
resurrected.

Wasn't this the night he died or the
night he resurrected? I don't even know.

No, it's the day he was born.

Okay, the day he was born. You need to
go to church tonight.

Melissa, I have to be home by certain
time.

What time do you have to be home
tonight? 1130.

That's not bad.

That's when I feel like they gave me
pretty late.

Do you have, like, one person that's,
like, in charge of you? Yeah, yeah,

And who's nice and everything?

Believe me, I'm going to follow the
rules. I have no... Hi, sweetheart.

I love you.

I'm going to get a glass of water.

I'll help.

Do you have to be careful with that
table? Because it's, like, mirror,

Yeah, I always have to put a tablecloth
on it. Hold on.

You're always a tough guy.

I'm tougher than you. I cry.

I'm going to cry for you.

I, you know, I just want to say I was,
like, looking forward to coming here.

And I just wanted to give back to how
you were when you first met Joey and

you first guys got married. Because
then, you know, honestly, I feel the

way. It makes me nervous to hear them
talking. I hope that Teresa can forget

forgive. I know how my brother is. He
will love for us.

Could be close. He would. I know he
would. I thought that would make him

But I don't want you to do it just for
your brother. I want to make a real

relationship between you and I. I don't
have a sister. It's going to be real.

That's why.

I love that you were with my parents.
And that shows me that you're stepping

to the plate.

I want to be like my sister.

Didn't I say that to you?

I felt that, but then sometimes I feel
like you put this wall up with me. You

don't let me in, and I want to be your
family. I want to help you.

Sometimes I feel like it's surface.

Like we can't really get there all the
way.

I felt like I tried to hold you next to
me, and you weren't reciprocating.

Because I didn't feel like it was
genuine.

But if I feel, I don't know.

Listen, I don't know.

Believe me, if you are genuine, I could
feel it. I love you like... A true

sister. Show it to me. I do.

You know me. If you show it to me.
That's what I'm telling you. Okay. Come

Let's be real. Honestly. Let's be real
now.

Coming up next.

There's no point if I'm going to be
leaving.

Lonnie, come on, man.

Three. Come on. Let's be real.

Let's be real now. We're being real. It
all started at the christening.

Oh, my God.

Why are we talking about the
christening?

Take a walk. Take a walk. It's garbage.
That six -month -old baby is now in

kindergarten. If we go down that road,
we're screwed.

But that was between you and your
brother, and I don't want to go back

From there, it snowballed. It did, but
not every event is on me. This is how I

feel. You should have stuck with me no
matter what.

Family is like family. But why are you
sick with me?

I was on Gilligan's Island all by
myself. Honey, it was you, Caroline,

Jacqueline, and Kathy. I never jumped in
a boat with them.

Yeah. I never said you were a stripper.
You are lying. You're one of the flyers

who are sick. You are going to hell.

I don't want to rehash, okay?

Yeah, but you gotta understand, if
you're on Gilligan's Island, something

done with them is separate from what
we've done. If they ever talked about

you should have shut it down right then.
Have you shut down everybody who's

talked about me? Yes, honey, you have. I
did.

Yes, I mean...

There was pennies. There was Johnny. No.

Who's behind this cheating thing?

It was your sister. She has this army
behind her that's spreading these

allegations about my wife. Stop hurting
her!

Someone's bashing me?

You stick up for me. Ditto.

Ditto. And I promise you I will. Because
from here on out, that's the way we

roll. And I love that. But please don't
stand there and say that you've always

done that. I'm not saying I have. You've
got to take some fall because you have

it. Okay, I'll take fall. If that's what
you want to hear, I'll take fall. No, I

want you to mean that we've both done
things wrong together. I was involved

people that didn't like you. And maybe I
was hurt at the time. You're saying

that you didn't do what you were
expecting me to do. At the time, I was

Correct. So now this is my point.

Other women are trying to start trouble
between us, right? You let me know, I

let you know.

That's what sisters, best friends,
sister -in -laws do.

Liz and I, we're both smart women. We
know if we want things to be good, we

got to move forward. Deal? Deal. Okay.

Yeah, I like it. I'm willing to forgive.

I'm definitely a changed person. I'm a
better person.

And I'm just going to enjoy every
moment, you know, that I have with my

There's going to be no funny coming from
this end. I so don't have the head for

that.

And I'll just walk away.

Oh, my God, they all match. How cute.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Say Santa.

Santa.

Maya. All right, girls, start getting
your shoes and jacket. We're going to

leave. How do they know if you left NLM?
Because there's a monitor at my house.

What do you want, chocolate? Tony, you
want anything? Look at all this good

stuff. I was going to put this up for
New Year's Eve. Who are you going to

over? You guys.

Dolores.

Come on, sit down.

This is my first time in a long time to
be in therapy.

Probably in 17 years. Okay.

If I talk too much, you have to
interrupt because I talk a lot.

I'm here to listen. Yeah, but you have
to talk too.

Go ahead.

The last time I came to therapy, I was
going through a divorce with a one

-old and a three -year -old.

You know, he had met someone else, and I
was nine months pregnant, and he left.

Seventeen years ago, my marriage ended.

A woman always knows when a man's
cheating on her. He smelled like

My husband and I were young. We were,
you know, up and coming. He was an

attorney. And I'm just broken.

I find everything out. You were the
detective.

I used to be a cop.

I'm inherently a detective.

For six years, I worked in the
courtroom, I worked in the cell block, I

transported prisoners, and I don't like
people screwing me over. I even came to

him, I said, tell her it's over and mean
it, and I will never mention this again

because I wanted it that bad. He said, I
can't.

I never remarried. I got engaged, but it
didn't work out.

Not a bad guy, except all the
extracurricular activities that made my

husband look like a Boy Scout.

So when I found out, packed everything,
and moved back to my old house.

Now what am I supposed to do?

I put five years into somebody I thought
I was going to have a future with.

I'm lost.

Right.

Right. You know.

So you have to stop and really start to
think what's important.

What are the things that give you
meaning?

Just you alone.

And that's how you start to figure out
what's next.

I almost feel like I don't exist unless
I'm caring for someone else.

Now it's your turn. Now it's my turn. So
what do you think? Am I crazy?

Not even close.

I'm selfless to a fault.

So I need to figure out how to take care
of myself and enjoy it. It sounds like

you know what you need to do. You're
finding your footing.

But listen, we have to wrap up. I look
forward to seeing you next week. Well,

thank you.

Thank you. And now you've got a few
things. You did a good job. You know, I

up in an Irish, Italian, Catholic
neighborhood.

We were not meant to talk about our
feelings.

So don't tell anybody. You know, I'm,
like, emotional a little bit.

Mom's the worst. I have a reputation to
protect.

Hi. How are you?

Good. I need your help, though.

What are you going to talk about?

I'm going to make him an espresso.

I want to go out for New Year's Eve.

Oh, my God. Like, Joe, really? Could you
imagine Daddy?

I wouldn't even dare to ask Daddy,
right?

We were with Daddy every New Year's Eve
until, like, after we got married.

I don't care. It's different.

I would say, hell no, but you're so... I
look at you and I melt. Whatever you

tell me to do, I'll fight for you. Where
are you going to be?

Momville? Yeah.

You know what? Because she was so great
this year. She deserves a reward. She

does. I'll keep calling.

Joey!

What's up?

Put everything in there. Hi, honey.

You want to tell him now? He went food
shopping.

He already mentioned it. He knows I'm
not going to be here. Okay, we'll tell

him. So my sister and my brother are
coming, so... Look at her face.

Why do you invite the whole world?

Oh, shut your face, you little fathead.
Go to bed.

Oh, my God. She's like such a... Hon,
she wants to... Yeah, I know she wants

leave, so let her leave. She's like a
little pain in the ass, this kid, with

and her friends.

I gotta still analyze the whole thing
with Joe and Gia. You know, they're

definitely butt and head.

Go ahead, have an ice cream.

My husband needs to cool it a little
bit.

But you know what? I just want to make
her happy.

That's what teenagers do. Yeah,
whatever.

When I was her age, I used to have to do
what my parents said, all right?

Times have changed, Joe.

You guys do whatever you want. Okay,
don't ask me.

When do you knock? I didn't even wait
for a stop.

What are you doing?

Just texting my boyfriend.

I need a little concealer.

What do you think I need? Lips?

Is that where you found that concealer?

Oh, no.

Was it here? Yes.

You're so wired right now.

I had two espressos. Dad got new
espressos for the espresso machine.

Oh, I like these hangers, too. These are
the nose slips.

Yeah, they're my favorite. I just went
and I bought like 500 of them. But

there's no point if I'm going to be
leaving.

Coming up.

I don't want you to work.

I don't want a part -time life.

What do you mean leaving? Like, you've
been able to save so much money.

I know. And you should probably stay
here and just keep saving more money.

My boyfriend's 30. I'm 25.

You want to move out? I finally like you
living here.

We have needs that we can't necessarily
fill here.

I don't think I want this visual.

You and Dad have your time. How do you
know?

You're really loud.

You're vocal.

I was just saying.

You should probably live here a little
longer.

But I'm really proud of you.

Being home has been nice. My mom and I
will still get in our little arguments,

but we get along more like sisters.

We do the craziest things.

It's been great.

But Pete and I want our own space to
hang out.

Do you hear Nick?

He's probably up to no good.

I'm going to go check on him.

Be sure to close the door on your way
out because Teddy and I would like some

alone time. I don't want to hear you.

No more waffles. Not that great.

We're going to finish up whatever we
have, and then we're going to eat

healthy, healthy.

My friend's here.

Hi.

How are you?

Dolores and I go way back.

We're Italian.

We're freaking honest. We ain't got to
get in everybody's business.

Like, we're both cut from the same
cloth. Hi, Adriana. We're like true

We'll stick with you till the end. Have
you been out yet?

No. Do you even want to go out of the
house a little bit, right?

Yeah. I think I need to go away for a
year because Teresa is shredded with a

-pack. Love you.

Love you. She looks better than me,
okay?

And I'm like, not bad, you know?

What time today do you have to be back?
Four o 'clock.

You're nervous driving. I haven't driven
in so long.

Yeah.

Okay, so I really think that we can do a
nice job. We can put, like, some jeans,

one line. I think we need the
construction done before we can have

Oh, no, we can't. But I just want you to
focus on denim.

The boutique is something I want to make
happen for me.

I think they still have to build out
right here. I have a BA in elementary

education, and I never actually went to
teach because Joe was like, stay home

and take care of the kids. Take like one
or two lines of jeans.

It's important that when I am 70 years
old that I feel like I'm not just a

successful wife and mom, but I'm a
successful businesswoman as well.

Joey, where's your jacket? Get your
jacket. Come on, Joey. I'm getting wet.

you guys want to just mention that it's
taking a little longer than we thought

because I think I'd rather not say that.

Come on.

See, mommy?

This is envy.

Do you love it?

This is all going to get painted, and
we're going to put clothes.

Do you like it, Joey?

No?

It's just dirty right now. It's going to
look pretty. You guys like this?

It's working. It's looking good.

We thought it was going to be done
quicker.

How much longer do you think?

You guys leave me alone, say two weeks.

What? I want it to open in two weeks.
You're making me crazy.

How much longer? How much longer? Go
pick up the kids at the school.

I'm like Mr. Mom.

I'm just trying to say, like, if I need
a little extra help with the kids, like

a little bit, it's not the end of the
world. That's all I'm saying.

I don't want you to work.

I said I want you home.

I didn't want a part -time wife.

Part -time wife? What the hell is a part
-time wife?

That's so rude.

There's, like, people here that I am the
boss of.

He's embarrassing me.

Once it's up and running, I'm going to
be home in time to grab them, bars,

cheer, football, dance, everything.

Okay, I'm promising you this. Can you
trust me?

I don't know. I'm speechless.

I think I'm a single parent now. Get
them dressed, bathe them, clean their

butts. What do you want me to do? I
might as well start giving them nipples.

What?

Oh, my God. Just stop yourself.

Let's go. I'll produce some milk as we
speak right now. You see, my boobs are

growing. Oh, my. I can't with you. Let's
go, guys. Come here. Taste.

My nails need to be done so bad.

Mine, too. I haven't gotten mine done in
a long time.

Hi. Long time no see.

Good to see you too.

I was away with a bunch of women.

If you wanted your hair done, you'd get
your hair done. If you wanted manicure,

you'd get a manicure.

I really wasn't big on getting
pedicures, but I did get an ingrown

because I cut my own toenails and I
guess I didn't do a good job.

And oh my God, it hurt more than having
a baby.

Everybody in my dorm heard me scream.

But it was her.

I never had that before. Do you feel
like they treated you worse?

Because you were somebody different. I
was just normal. I watched more. That's

what I was wondering.

I just wanted to follow the rules. I
don't even care.

But that's how you always were. You know
how they say, don't let the time do

you. You do the time. Right. That's what
I did. And I just worked out every day.

And you meditated, you said. That helped
you?

I did yoga.

Teresa's tired.

I think she has a little post -traumatic
stress.

I'm like so much more relaxed.

Oh, wow.

She seems nervous. She seems jumpy. But
Teresa will always say everything is

fine. Even going to prison, she was
like, I'll see you for lunch next week.

she was going to prison a week from now.
I said, okay, I'll see you for lunch.

Maybe not where we're used to going,
though.

So what are you doing for New Year's
Eve?

I have no plans at all. I'm going to
have people at the house if you want to

come. All right. Sounds good.

Oh, my brother's texting me. Happy
birthday.

Who cares about birthdays?

It's your birthday? Yeah.

Happy birthday. He's looking for me.
Thank you.

Yeah, thank you.

Why didn't you tell me? Because I don't
want to acknowledge my birthday.

We have to do something for your
birthday.

No, we don't. Yes, we do. I don't like
birthdays. I am like an invalid when it

comes to having attention drawn to me.

It's just nice to go to dinner.

But what stopped me, aha moment, I'm
getting everybody together for my

Why don't we call it a reunion dinner?

So who would you want to come?

Well, you and Melissa. I want Siggy
there. You have to meet Siggy.

Watch, it might be hot.

Oh,

that's delicious.

Love her.

Okay. Jacqueline.

I just haven't seen her in a long time.

Well, now's the time.

Jacqueline. Who's, like, my buddy. Like,
I don't know, my best friend. And we'll

see. I'm not just jumping in the pool
with Jacqueline. I'm going to take it

slow. For my birthday present, I want
things to be the way they used to. Put

everything behind us, and let's start
there.

What do you think?

Okay. You know, if that's what you want
for your birthday, your wish will come

true. That's what I want for my
birthday.

Coming up.

Can you see what time it is?

I'm so late.

You better be home by 12.

There's going to be a problem.

Hey, dear. Wait.

Dear.

Honey,

you look hot tonight.

I feel very Olivia Newton -John.

Do I have camel toe in these pants?

Do I have the seam?

Sometimes it gives...

You don't have camel toe. Are you sure?
It's not like... Yeah.

It went from being like you and I for
New Year's to like Richie, Kathy, Rosie.

And then Dolores said she's going to go
see Teresa and then she's going to come

stop by here.

Are they having a big party or no? I
don't know because I don't talk to her.

Since I've been home, Dita's been crazy.

You've only been here for a couple of
days.

What did you do about your color?

Oh, I did my color there.

Did your own color? Guess how much it
cost me. What did it cost you?

$3 .75 or $4 .75?

To buy a box of color.

Look at her doing her makeup.

Since I've been home, I'm really tired,
so this is not one of my typical

parties. It's like Hollywood. All the
lights everywhere, the red carpet, I was

cracking up.

We had Tanetta serving sushi.

Only Teresa.

Only Teresa. I just wanted family and
close friends over. I didn't even have

time to cook, so I called, and I had
Reno deliver all the food to me.

How's your cook?

Not good.

Not good?

Ew!

No.

Whatever. So we weren't invited?

What?

I was kind of disappointed.

Somebody's got to make a move.

Maybe you have a chance of getting
things back the way they used to be.

Listen, old Teresa? I love old Teresa.
Okay. That person is still inside that

body. Nobody knows Jacqueline better
than me. And I know she wants a

relationship with Teresa. They always
used to call each other Lucy and Ethel.

Looks like two balls and a little pee
-pee.

There's nuts in the balls.

I've seen Jacqueline go through an
emotional roller coaster with Teresa,

they have a very strong bond, whether
they both want to believe it or not.

It just feels like a different era.

We both said so many things about each
other that were bad.

It's hard, I guess, to...

And I don't get past that.

Hi, pretty.

Happy New Year.

You look so pretty.

Mom, seriously, you want my underwear to
show? I think you want my underwear to

show. I was lowering it a little bit.

Somebody else is here. We're getting
here. Great, and I'm going to leave, and

then I'm going to get so much crap for
it. So they come down.

Gia was excited to spend New Year's Eve
with her friends, but I do feel bad for

Joe. Like, I'm torn between the two of
them. It's like, believe me, I want Gia

home, but I saw that it meant a lot to
her.

What's up, honey? Are you going?

Yeah. How are you?

What's up,

brother?

Listen, I got you a special bottle.

I just built the house. Times are tough,
bro.

All right.

Quit trying to relate, Richie.

I see Santino's eating well.

Santino! Hey, Rosie, I had a drink ready
for you. You got it all primed up for

me. How about me?

Ah, f*** you.

So why aren't you at Trisha's?

We were wondering the same thing. Well,
you weren't invited.

We weren't invited either, and you know
what?

I'm a little surprised. But you're good
with Joe.

With Joe? Maybe I'm not good with my
cousin. I don't know.

When Teresa was away, Joe and I, we'd
text. We'd, like, crack up laughing.

Bourbon's better, bro.

I mean, uh, roses. I know.

I'm calling you bro. That's all right.

Bro, do you think your relationship with
Joe is better with Teresa not being

around?

Yeah, it's true. I haven't texted him in
the last, like, week since Teresa came

home. Joe doesn't, like, call me or
whatever.

We don't have that kind of fun anymore.

Does it bother you, though?

Yeah, it bothers me. It makes me feel,
like, sad.

Are you feeling bad that you're with us
and not there?

Are you f***ing crazy?

Are you saying you don't want to be
here? Well, Rosie, get the f*** out of

Oh,

oh, oh, guys. Whoa, hey, ho.

What's your curfew tonight?

Well, she said I could stay there, like,
Happy New Year or whatever.

I'm going to toast with you guys. Happy
New Year. I'm happy everyone's here.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Oh,

hi. How are you?

You look fabulous.

Hi. How are you doing? Hi, babe. How are
you doing? Your hair looks nice.

Oh, my God. It's 848.

I have to go.

Oh, okay. Why?

Because everyone's running like this.

I wanted to take a picture with your
skirt on.

Well, goodbye.

Can you just take a look? No, I'm not.

If you see what time it is, I'm so late.

Hey, Major. Hey, Trey. What?

I'll tell you right now. She's not home
before New Year.

There's going to be a problem. Joe, you
told her she could go. It's New Year's.

She stays with her family.

Well, you need to tell her then. No, you
tell her, all right? If you weren't

here, she'd be staying home.

She wouldn't be going nowhere.

I got to go get an aspirin. I got a
headache now.

Tia, Daddy's saying now you have to be
home before New Year's. No, I'm not.

Yeah. All right, goodbye.

Oh my god, I can't with all this.

Having a teenager is tough, but she has
been through a lot this year.

You gotta wear a trench coat when you go
out. I used to do that with my father,

right? I want to make her happy, because
I do feel a little guilty, because I

haven't been here for the past 11 and a
half months.

Tia, you better be home by 12.

There's going to be a problem. Hey, Tia.

Tia.

Tia, can you just stay up?

No, you're only young once.

She's 14.

I mean, she's got a lot of balls, let me
tell you.

Coming up next, Teresa.

Hello. Jacqueline.

Happy New Year. This was weird, I'm not
going to lie.

Did you ever let your kids go out on New
Year's Eve? My daughter did when she

was Gia's age. I didn't think that she
was actually going to go. I'm not going

to get involved. It's a family thing.
But she's so good.

Who cares?

Every Italian girl had to deal with her
father being stressed.

I had to be home at 11 o 'clock and I
was getting married.

Did she sing over? Is she coming home?
No, she's coming home.

But in Teresa's heart, she thought Joe
upset Gia before she left.

And that bothered her.

Teresa's Achilles heel is not the IRS.

It isn't prison.

It's her children.

She can't stand to see them upset for
one second.

Whatever. My hubby. Does it look like a
wild party? No, it wasn't bad.

Melania. Teresa.

What? Oh, my God. Is she over there?

Maybe she's sleeping.

She likes to sleep there. I don't blame
her. I'm like, I gotta go. I gotta go by

Jacqueline. You're going to
Jacqueline's? Yeah, yeah. It's like

Maybe I'll call her and say Happy New
Year. Really?

Really? You never know. Maybe we can
rekindle our friendship. New year, new

beginning. If you feel this way, go for
it, baby. Go. Wait, hold on. Let me see

if she's still in here. Yeah, she is.

Teresa.

Oh, that's nice.

Hello?

Jacqueline?

Yes? Hi. Hi, it's Teresa.

Hi.

Welcome home.

Thank you.

Dolores is here. She's on her way to
your house. So I just figured let me

you and say Happy New Year. You know, I
know our paths are going to cross soon.

So it's a new year, new beginnings.

All right, good. New year, new
beginning. I like that.

I bet you're very happy to be home with
your kids.

Of course I'm happy.

I'm happy for you.

Thank you.

Happy New Year.

Who is that?

Hi,

Trey. Hi, Trey.

Yeah.

Do you want me to take it off speaker? I
will.

Take it off speaker.

I have family over and friends. I have
36 people here.

Wow. Jacqueline, tell her you have her
family here, too.

It took me a little off guard because it
sounded like I didn't call Jacqueline.

It felt like I called my cousins
instead.

My family was here.

No, I mean, I know who my family is.

I'm going to let you go because, you
know, I know you have company. I have

company. You know, have a happy new
year.

Bye. Bye.

This is weird.

I'm not going to lie.

I just thought I'd feel different when I
heard from her.

Her like, hey, I'm having a party with
35 of my closest friends and family, but

you weren't invited and you were with
the rest of my family.

I didn't get the sense of like a
connection with her at all. She's taking

out of New Year's Eve to call me, but
then she acts cold and distant.

I don't know how to respond to her.

I'm happy that she's reaching out to you
and everything, but I still don't

understand what I did.

To her. You don't want to say hello?
Don't say hello.

What are we in high school?

What does she hate me for? Because I'm
breathing? What the f***?

F*** you too.

Alright, that's it. I don't care.

2016, I don't give a f*** about nobody
but myself.

No, you know what?

Our new year resolution, I'm going to be
a bigger prick. She's going to be a

bigger, what are you called?

Bitch. Bitch.

I'm going to be the biggest bitch

on wheels.

And I'm going to stop being a nice guy.
No more tequila. No, I'm pissed off.

I guess I'll pour the champagne.

No, I don't want a selfie.

I'm not really into the selfie thing.

Come here, I got to tell you something.

The Lord was leaving, and she was going
to...

Jacqueline. Right.

So, you know what? I called her and
wished her a happy new year. You did?

Nice. And how did she respond?

She seemed a little cold.

I was probably a little shocked, too.
Like, I was not expecting him. Yeah, I

mean, I guess. See, you're like, you're
nice.

I've always been nice.

We got 50 minutes.

What, for New Year's? For Happy New
Year. Come on.

Here's the door.

Right.

Can I ask you something?

Yes, yes, yes.

So she calls me New Year's Eve in the
middle of her party.

Yeah, just like that.

She's so bizarre. I can't read her. She
said, you know, maybe we can rekindle a

friendship. I'm not feeling that.

The real issue between Teresa and
Jacqueline is very simple.

Teresa, being raised Italian, you didn't
talk about your feelings.

where Jacqueline will tell you
everything that's going on in her life.

from two totally different worlds.

They don't understand each other. Me as
a friend to both of you, I was happy.

It warmed my heart that you guys had
that connection.

It didn't really feel like much of a
connection. It didn't feel like much. It

was sort of weird. It was weird.

She was very disappointing.

Coming up.

Well, now you got to do the right thing
while I'm out here.

2015 has been a very interesting year.
Not for me.

I firmly believe if you surround
yourself with good people, you're going

a beautiful life.

Absolutely.

All right, ready, ready, guys, ready?

Ten. Nine.

Did you get my text?

Yeah. I've been on your text all night.

Happy New Year, Gia.

Happy New Year.

Did you see Daddy?

Aw.

So happy to see you, Gia.

Happy New Year.

How are you feeling? Good?

See, she's home, safe and sound.

I love you.

Yeah, I know you love me, Gia.

She loves me so much now.

You just say happy birthday to Nonna.

Say happy birthday to everybody else.

You crying?

Happy New Year. Love you.

This year.

It's going to be another tough year for
us.

But we're strong, and we have each
other, and, you know, we're going to get

through it.

You know how I pushed you through the
right thing and why your mom wasn't

Well, now you got to do the right thing
while I'm not here.

All right? Then it'll be over, and I'll
be home, and it'll be all back to normal

again. And next New Year's Eve, you're
being with me. You are.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
Jersey.

Every time you guys see Melissa, just
hand her a drink. I'm wearing red shoes.

I become Melissa Mother Gorgia.

Terrible, terrible.

Why are you blotchy? Where'd you just
come from? What's going on?

I just came from Teresa's house.

Oh, hi.

Where do you want to go from here? I
said new beginnings. That means building

friendship. Well, I like to hear that.
Yeah, definitely, definitely.

You guys too.

Hello. Well, but she's my family. I have
no choice.

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