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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:19,434 --> 00:00:20,969 ♪ Cause I'm on this long long road ♪ 4 00:00:21,036 --> 00:00:22,704 ♪ And I don't know where to go ♪ 5 00:00:22,771 --> 00:00:25,108 ♪ Feels like I'mma lose my mind ♪ 6 00:00:25,174 --> 00:00:27,210 ♪ But I ain't going back home ♪ 7 00:00:27,276 --> 00:00:29,345 ♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪ 8 00:00:29,412 --> 00:00:31,248 ♪ Dreams ♪ 9 00:00:31,315 --> 00:00:34,418 ♪ Even though it seems that it's a lonely road ♪ 10 00:00:37,656 --> 00:00:39,658 The devil is a liar. 11 00:00:52,506 --> 00:00:53,874 Jesus? 12 00:00:56,411 --> 00:01:01,050 Were you watching me sleep again, you naughty boy? 13 00:01:01,116 --> 00:01:02,651 Play your card right, 14 00:01:02,718 --> 00:01:06,056 and you just might catch me on my knees a little bit later. 15 00:01:07,257 --> 00:01:08,825 Bye. 16 00:01:27,313 --> 00:01:29,983 ♪ I was raised on stories ♪ 17 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:32,186 ♪ Great above in glory ♪ 18 00:01:32,252 --> 00:01:34,955 ♪ Sweet tea on the porch in the afternoon ♪ 19 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:39,194 ♪ Never shy away from hard work ♪ 20 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,730 ♪ Sunshine, sweat and red dirt ♪ 21 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:44,867 ♪ Cooling of at the creek ♪ 22 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:47,369 ♪ If you need me ♪ 23 00:01:48,405 --> 00:01:50,874 ♪ You know where to find me ♪ 24 00:01:50,941 --> 00:01:52,709 ♪ With my family ♪ 25 00:01:52,776 --> 00:01:54,445 ♪ By my side ♪ 26 00:02:00,319 --> 00:02:02,821 Amen! For God so gave His only begotten-- 27 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,961 Fuck. 28 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,963 Dang you, Mama! 29 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:12,366 Did you leave your all laying around again? 30 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,203 Ow. 31 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,204 Mama... 32 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,574 Hush child, I'm watching my soaps. 33 00:02:19,641 --> 00:02:21,943 Well, I'm off to work. 34 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,645 Them poke's ain't gonna rind themselves. 35 00:02:23,712 --> 00:02:26,048 I beg you Terri Joe. 36 00:02:26,115 --> 00:02:28,851 Please take some pride in your appearance. 37 00:02:28,918 --> 00:02:30,821 You're basically popping out of that dress 38 00:02:30,888 --> 00:02:34,691 looking like a can of biscuits. 39 00:02:34,758 --> 00:02:36,060 Mama, you made this dress for me. 40 00:02:36,127 --> 00:02:38,396 You know, I-- I think it fits mighty fine. 41 00:02:38,463 --> 00:02:41,065 Bad enough you got a face that looks like 42 00:02:41,132 --> 00:02:43,569 it's been chewed up and spit out. 43 00:02:43,636 --> 00:02:45,805 And then add obese into that 44 00:02:45,871 --> 00:02:48,008 and it's just downright criminal. 45 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:50,010 Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle black. 46 00:02:50,076 --> 00:02:52,579 I beg your pardon? 47 00:02:52,646 --> 00:02:54,448 Don't you back sass me, girl. 48 00:02:54,515 --> 00:02:56,350 Get back here and bring me my meats. 49 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,157 Best bring me back my Debbie Cakes! 50 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,159 My wells runeth dry. 51 00:03:05,527 --> 00:03:06,930 Yes, ma'am. 52 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,636 "Bring me my meats." 53 00:03:12,703 --> 00:03:14,205 "Bring me cake." 54 00:03:15,406 --> 00:03:18,410 Ain't your arteries closed enough as it is? 55 00:03:18,476 --> 00:03:20,512 Fat bitch. 56 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:22,347 So tired of her. 57 00:03:22,414 --> 00:03:26,319 But it's hotter than a whore in church out here. 58 00:03:26,385 --> 00:03:27,854 So I'm tired of going to work. 59 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,057 I need a man. 60 00:03:30,123 --> 00:03:32,125 Take care of me, 61 00:03:32,192 --> 00:03:34,828 kiss me on the mouth, 62 00:03:34,895 --> 00:03:38,099 pay all my bills. 63 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:40,768 That sounds like the life to me. 64 00:03:40,835 --> 00:03:42,671 Woo. 65 00:03:42,738 --> 00:03:44,039 It's hot out here. 66 00:03:44,106 --> 00:03:46,175 Hello there, pretty lady. 67 00:03:46,242 --> 00:03:48,078 Now, I ain't no bull or nothing, 68 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,747 but you sure do got my heart a-bucking. 69 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,682 Name's Beau. 70 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:53,617 Beau Taylor. 71 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:57,054 Oh, come on now, I know those feet 72 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:59,523 must be howling like a pack of feral hounds. 73 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:00,893 Why don't you come on in 74 00:04:00,959 --> 00:04:02,794 and let Beau take you for a ride? 75 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:05,430 I enjoy walking. Move right along. 76 00:04:05,497 --> 00:04:08,801 Oh, come on, no lady as sweet 77 00:04:08,868 --> 00:04:11,571 and purty as you should be subjected to walking. 78 00:04:11,638 --> 00:04:13,040 I said-- 79 00:04:23,685 --> 00:04:28,257 Oh, um, my mama says it's good for me to walk. 80 00:04:28,324 --> 00:04:30,127 It's good for my figure. 81 00:04:30,193 --> 00:04:31,461 Well, I think your figure's just fine. 82 00:04:31,528 --> 00:04:33,330 More than fine. 83 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:35,332 Thank you. 84 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:36,901 Where are you headed? 85 00:04:36,968 --> 00:04:38,770 Oh, the Chitlin Corner. 86 00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:40,672 My shift starts in 10. 87 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,443 I'll have you there in five. 88 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,878 Okay. 89 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:55,623 So, you said you work over at the Chitlin Corner, huh? 90 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:57,758 Oh, yeah. 91 00:04:57,825 --> 00:04:58,859 What's that like? 92 00:04:58,926 --> 00:05:01,596 Oh, same shit, different toilet. 93 00:05:01,663 --> 00:05:03,532 Co-workers that ain't worth the damn. 94 00:05:03,598 --> 00:05:05,267 And the boss that ain't done any actual work 95 00:05:05,334 --> 00:05:06,803 in a month of Sundays. 96 00:05:08,404 --> 00:05:10,440 Like we've been meaning to hang up these new cameras, 97 00:05:10,506 --> 00:05:12,543 you know, real high tech stuff, 98 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:15,145 but the boss can't seem to take his thumb out of his ass 99 00:05:15,212 --> 00:05:17,114 long enough to put the buggers up. 100 00:05:17,181 --> 00:05:19,050 Well, that's a damn shame. 101 00:05:19,117 --> 00:05:21,286 Don't I know it? 102 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:26,359 Oh, my God, I love this song! 103 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,266 And he had the most majestic blue eyes. 104 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,602 That boy was finer than frog hair. 105 00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:39,474 Hello! 106 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:42,911 Oh, sorry. 107 00:05:42,978 --> 00:05:44,113 How you doing today? 108 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:45,347 Can you believe this shit? 109 00:05:45,414 --> 00:05:46,281 It's fucking nuts. - 110 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:47,383 - Got roaches. - 111 00:05:49,719 --> 00:05:51,021 Oh, Vampire Repellent. 112 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:52,155 You know, this is a really good brand. 113 00:05:52,222 --> 00:05:53,724 I got some myself. 114 00:05:54,992 --> 00:05:57,294 That'll be $19 even, ma'am. 115 00:05:57,361 --> 00:05:59,831 Thank you. Sure, this is real? 116 00:05:59,898 --> 00:06:01,800 Next in line. 117 00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:03,301 So like I was saying, Mike, 118 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:05,738 I think I found my future suitor. 119 00:06:05,805 --> 00:06:08,341 How many times have you said that, Terri Joe? 120 00:06:08,408 --> 00:06:10,009 And how many times has it worked out? 121 00:06:11,577 --> 00:06:13,947 Look, maybe you should stop messing with those boys 122 00:06:14,014 --> 00:06:18,486 and find someone more distinguished with brown eyes. 123 00:06:18,553 --> 00:06:20,855 Maybe someone closer to you, 124 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,458 like-- like in proximity, 125 00:06:23,525 --> 00:06:24,794 Ooh-- 126 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:27,797 But this time it's different. 127 00:06:27,863 --> 00:06:30,333 God sent me my husband. 128 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:34,604 Terri Taylor has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 129 00:06:34,671 --> 00:06:36,140 Next in line? 130 00:06:37,909 --> 00:06:39,877 We do not accept EBT. 131 00:06:39,944 --> 00:06:41,212 Everybody out! 132 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:48,588 All right, everyone on the ground! 133 00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:50,590 - That's just a robbery. - Come on, Come on. 134 00:06:53,493 --> 00:06:54,829 Jackpot, baby! 135 00:06:54,895 --> 00:06:57,231 - Whoo! - Where the fuck is everybody? 136 00:06:58,933 --> 00:07:00,235 I forgot to lock that thing. 137 00:07:00,302 --> 00:07:02,737 Oh, God damn it, Bobford! 138 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:04,906 I told you not to use latex, numb nuts. 139 00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:08,010 Oh, my God, it's Beau. 140 00:07:08,077 --> 00:07:09,345 Yeah, I thought it'd be scary, 141 00:07:09,412 --> 00:07:10,880 but the truth is, ain't nobody in here. 142 00:07:10,947 --> 00:07:12,549 You thought. 143 00:07:12,616 --> 00:07:13,750 Oh, come on, Beau, can we hurry this up? 144 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:15,819 Mama's making tuna weenie beanie casserole-- 145 00:07:24,697 --> 00:07:26,866 I want the biggest weenie before Obadiah's fat ass 146 00:07:26,932 --> 00:07:28,701 shows up and grabs it. 147 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:30,670 Oh, I hope she puts them little baby carrots in like last time. 148 00:07:30,737 --> 00:07:32,372 Hey, shut up, both of you guys! 149 00:07:32,439 --> 00:07:34,941 Focus up. Put your mask on. 150 00:07:40,548 --> 00:07:42,718 How come it is you get to take your dang mask off? 151 00:07:42,784 --> 00:07:44,286 See my face, Bobby? 152 00:07:44,353 --> 00:07:46,688 Face too purty to be covered up. Whoo! 153 00:07:46,755 --> 00:07:48,091 It's got a point. 154 00:07:48,158 --> 00:07:49,292 Say, look it, Beau. 155 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:50,960 We are focused. All right? 156 00:07:51,027 --> 00:07:52,795 It's Bob Anne who is playing around with her gun. 157 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:54,632 What you got to say to that? 158 00:07:54,698 --> 00:07:56,834 Who got the gun? I am, punk. 159 00:07:56,901 --> 00:07:59,570 Who? Yeah. Yeah! 160 00:07:59,638 --> 00:08:01,473 I never got to tell you this, but I'm gonna tell you now. 161 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,575 Terri Joe, I love you! 162 00:08:04,643 --> 00:08:06,145 - Bob Anne! - Huh? 163 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:11,250 Dear Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do. 164 00:08:15,489 --> 00:08:16,557 I'm getting outta here... 165 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:19,127 Let's go, we gotta go. Come on, come on. 166 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,728 Whoo! 167 00:08:23,933 --> 00:08:25,201 Oh, my God. 168 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,802 Oh, my God-- 169 00:08:26,869 --> 00:08:28,771 Imma call Mama. 170 00:08:30,507 --> 00:08:32,742 Hello, this is Tamra. 171 00:08:32,809 --> 00:08:36,214 Mama! Mama, I need help! They're trying to kill me. 172 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,316 Gotcha! 173 00:08:38,382 --> 00:08:42,120 Can't believe your dumbass fell for that, Terri Joe. 174 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:44,890 - Leave a message at the beep. - What the fuck, Mama? 175 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,259 You stupid fat bitch. I hate you. 176 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,729 Oh, my God, I gotta go now. 177 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,331 Go now-- 178 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,132 Oh, poor Mike. 179 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,369 He didn't deserve to die. 180 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,771 What the fuck--? 181 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:01,443 And here I thought you were a good Christian girl. 182 00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:03,245 I am a Christian girl! 183 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:05,280 You're a fucking murderer. 184 00:09:05,347 --> 00:09:07,416 Stay out of my head, Marmalade! 185 00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:11,320 And then he said, "Tase me." 186 00:09:11,387 --> 00:09:13,090 He looked me right in the eyes. 187 00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:15,926 So I did. 188 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,796 Sheriff Kelly-- 189 00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:22,267 What complaint do you have for us today, Terri Joe? 190 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:23,669 Wait, wait. Ha, ha. Boom! 191 00:09:23,736 --> 00:09:25,437 - Man... - Let me guess. 192 00:09:25,504 --> 00:09:29,408 A child is selling lemonade without a permit, 193 00:09:31,244 --> 00:09:32,646 Which is illegal 194 00:09:32,712 --> 00:09:34,848 and should be taken very seriously. 195 00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:37,551 But no, I'm here to report something... 196 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,620 much more heinous. 197 00:09:39,687 --> 00:09:43,392 Um, I've witnessed a robbery-murder 198 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,027 at the Chitlin Corner, 199 00:09:45,093 --> 00:09:46,228 and I almost lost my life. 200 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,931 And come to think of it, 201 00:09:48,998 --> 00:09:52,268 neither you nor your deputies were there. 202 00:09:52,335 --> 00:09:54,505 Well, we weren't there, 203 00:09:54,571 --> 00:09:56,740 but we already got to line up. 204 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:57,708 Poor Mike. 205 00:09:57,775 --> 00:09:59,744 Cut down in the prime of his life. 206 00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:02,414 - I know. -Did you know him? 207 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,249 Yep, I worked with him for three years. 208 00:10:04,316 --> 00:10:06,152 Of course I knew him. 209 00:10:06,218 --> 00:10:08,421 God rest his soul. 210 00:10:08,487 --> 00:10:11,257 I plumb forgot you worked at Chitlin Corner. 211 00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:12,392 What a lucky break. 212 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:17,130 Do you have time to look over the delinquents? 213 00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:20,168 What kind of proud member of the neighborhood watch 214 00:10:20,234 --> 00:10:21,769 would I be if I didn't? 215 00:10:21,836 --> 00:10:23,037 I'd love to. 216 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:25,374 Now when the light comes up, don't worry 217 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:26,809 because they can't see you. 218 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,644 This here's a two-way mirror. 219 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,946 Just take your time. 220 00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:32,549 I'll be back here enjoying my banana-mayo sandwich. 221 00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:35,653 Okay. 222 00:10:37,421 --> 00:10:38,956 I think I'm ready. 223 00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:42,661 Number 24, head up! 224 00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:53,039 Any of these hoodlums look familiar to you? 225 00:10:57,311 --> 00:10:58,812 28, come forward. 226 00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:03,485 Is that him? 227 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:08,224 I surely wish it was, but-- 228 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,259 Um-- 229 00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:11,928 As much as I hate to do this, 230 00:11:11,995 --> 00:11:15,165 I think it was 24. 231 00:11:15,232 --> 00:11:16,600 Beau Taylor. 232 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,271 Well, if it's Beau Taylor, 233 00:11:20,338 --> 00:11:22,707 it must be the Bobs, too. 234 00:11:22,774 --> 00:11:24,476 Those pesky crime nappers 235 00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:26,345 been terrorizing this county for months. 236 00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:27,713 We should've known! 237 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:28,647 Oh, um-- 238 00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:30,650 I think he can see me. 239 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:32,385 No, no, you're fine. 240 00:11:32,452 --> 00:11:33,820 But what does he do, then? 241 00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,097 "I... 242 00:11:42,164 --> 00:11:43,365 "See... 243 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:44,666 ...You." 244 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,201 Lord Jesus, he can see me? 245 00:11:46,268 --> 00:11:48,638 I'm gonna die a virgin! What do I do? 246 00:11:48,704 --> 00:11:51,107 My apologies, ma'am. 247 00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:52,475 Damn budget cuts. 248 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,645 Must have gotten the glass. 249 00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:56,313 Oh, my God. 250 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,614 What is she doing? 251 00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,349 He's gonna kill me! 252 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:02,020 What am I supposed to do now? 253 00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,722 Maybe you should think about leaving town for a while. 254 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,993 You're not safe here. 255 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,229 Damn Bobs are still on the loose. 256 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,498 You know what? 257 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,966 No. 258 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,935 As long as the birds are chirping 259 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:18,039 and the Lord is shining His holy light on me, 260 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,007 I'm protected 261 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,809 and I'm going to put my trust in Him. 262 00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:23,645 I ain't going nowhere. 263 00:12:23,712 --> 00:12:26,114 I'm going to stay right here. I belong. 264 00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:28,617 Goodbye. 265 00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:29,652 It's your life. 266 00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,755 Damn. 267 00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:37,027 You get one phone call, boy. 268 00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:39,430 Five minutes. 269 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,764 Tops. 270 00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:48,674 Hello? 271 00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,610 This is Bobford? - 272 00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:52,745 Bobford, put Bob Anne on the phone, dumbass. 273 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,249 There you go, guys, snake eyes! 274 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,684 Hey, so what happened? 275 00:12:57,751 --> 00:12:59,420 What do you mean no? 276 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,723 Why didn't you just run her over like I told you to? 277 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:05,026 Go to her house then. 278 00:13:15,906 --> 00:13:19,277 Be sure to follow through with the plan this time. 279 00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,578 All right, his turn. 280 00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:23,047 Let's go. 281 00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:29,321 God! Going Park Place Ave. 282 00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,657 Let's go! 283 00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:32,692 Feel that? 284 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,360 Louisiana's finest. 285 00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:41,268 $100! - Come on down. 286 00:13:45,874 --> 00:13:48,244 Where is she, huh? 287 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:51,180 I said where's the where the fuck is she, huh? 288 00:13:53,617 --> 00:13:55,152 God damn it, where is she? 289 00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:56,019 Ah! 290 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,921 Get the fuck out of my house! 291 00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,857 I said where the fuck is she? 292 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,759 - Who? - Terri Joe! 293 00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:04,028 Can you get outta here, you piece of shit. 294 00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,266 Ah! 295 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,301 My TV! 296 00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:10,803 Oh-- 297 00:14:10,869 --> 00:14:13,440 She said church! Down at church. 298 00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:14,641 Come on. Oh. 299 00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,545 Oh! Damn! 300 00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,580 Get the fuck out. 301 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:20,982 And if you find her, 302 00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:23,117 tell her not the bother coming home. 303 00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:26,088 Oh yeah? We're taking your meats too, you dumb fucking cunt. 304 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:29,425 God! My TV! 305 00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:31,427 Oh, no... 306 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,302 Mama, I'm home! 307 00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,603 Mama? 308 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,307 I'm... home. 309 00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:43,842 What happened? 310 00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,744 You happened, Terri Joe. 311 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,481 Group of men came in here looking for you. 312 00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,616 Oh, no, Mama, I'm so so-- 313 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:51,884 I don't know what kind of trouble 314 00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:53,954 you brought into my house, girl. 315 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,922 I want you out today. 316 00:14:55,989 --> 00:14:57,991 Mama, You don't mean that. 317 00:14:58,058 --> 00:15:00,461 I mean every damn word I said. 318 00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:03,798 I want you gone now. 319 00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:05,701 But where else am I supposed to go? 320 00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:07,369 I never even been out of Louisiana. 321 00:15:07,436 --> 00:15:09,571 Ain't nobody going to take me in here. 322 00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:11,073 That's a you problem. 323 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:14,044 Get the fuck out of my house! 324 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,079 You ain't never loved me. 325 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,057 [thunder rumbling 326 00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:47,115 The hell? 327 00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:51,287 Okay. 328 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,874 - Hello. - Hello, Jeorgia? 329 00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,645 Jeorgia, my mom kicked me out. 330 00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:14,781 She's such a fucking cunt. 331 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,416 Hey, you how watch your mouth. 332 00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,686 That's your aunt you're talking about. 333 00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:22,790 You may be my cousin, but that bitch is not my aunt. 334 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,793 So rude. 335 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,962 Where are you? It's so loud. 336 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,767 I'm sorry, I'm in Miami for swim week. 337 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,035 Jeorgia, what am I gonna do? 338 00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:35,639 Ain't never seen her that mad before. 339 00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,541 Are we still on that? 340 00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:43,014 There? I just bought your pathetic ass 341 00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:44,315 a ticket to Miami. 342 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,316 Did you get it? 343 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:48,654 What? Hold on. Let me see. 344 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:51,023 This phone is a lot. 345 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,591 - What? - Sorry. 346 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:55,362 Ever since Barrack left office, 347 00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:58,665 this damn Obama phone's been on the fritz. 348 00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:00,067 Okay, I'm hanging up now. 349 00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,370 Wait, no, wait, wait. 350 00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:04,172 You actually want me to come to Miami? 351 00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:06,942 Ugh, want you to come? No. 352 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,911 What I want is a fat blunt 353 00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:11,614 and a dick-me-down sesh with T-Cham. 354 00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:14,384 Oh, and you off my phone. Goodbye. 355 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,722 Oh, wait, the addy is 555 Hillcrest Dr. Miami Beach. 356 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,625 Now bye. 357 00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:25,997 I asked for reposado, 358 00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:28,200 not blanco, you fucking tardvark. 359 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,303 Guess I'm going to Miami. 360 00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:41,182 Hey, hey, I've just seen Terri Joe. 361 00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:43,151 Damn, she's a big bitch. 362 00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:45,220 Gas up the truck, boys. 363 00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:46,955 Get the booger sugar ready. 364 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,024 We're going to Miami. 365 00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:51,594 ♪ Miami life, God bless ♪ 366 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:54,064 ♪ Tropical heat, we're gonna play ♪ 367 00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,967 ♪ Bajo el sol, mi hermano ♪ 368 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,069 ♪ Everybody move, hasta el final ♪ 369 00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:01,272 ♪ Quien controla, en mi club ♪ 370 00:18:01,339 --> 00:18:03,474 ♪ Quien la paga, si eres tú ♪ 371 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,978 ♪ Buddy all, feel the beat ♪ 372 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,846 ♪ En mi corazón ♪ 373 00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:10,048 ♪ One, two, one ♪ 374 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,022 ♪ I can't help myself ♪ 375 00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:19,727 ♪ I just know that I feel good ♪ 376 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,195 ♪ I feel good ♪ 377 00:18:21,262 --> 00:18:23,098 ♪ And I want to talk about it ♪ 378 00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:25,700 Excuse me. 379 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,970 ♪ I'm real good ♪ 380 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:33,943 Boy it is humid out there. 381 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,646 Ah! 382 00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:38,882 Jeorgia! 383 00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,187 I'll be back. 384 00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,156 It's me. I'm here. 385 00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,727 ♪ Nothing is going to stop me ♪ 386 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,598 - What are you doing here? - You invited me. 387 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,900 What are you wearing? 388 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,669 And what's wrong with your hair? 389 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,474 Fuck, another reason for Mama to be pissed. 390 00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:03,644 What are you wearing? Where are the rest of your clothes? 391 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,782 Are you drunk? 392 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:10,519 Bitch, not only am I drunk, but I'm high as fuck-- Oh! 393 00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:13,756 Oh, wait. You should come meet my friend Emma. 394 00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,224 She's cool. 395 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:20,597 Emma, this is my very distant relative. 396 00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:23,635 I think she's homeless and, like, terminally ill. 397 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,072 What's your name again? 398 00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:28,406 It's Terri Joe. 399 00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:30,476 Hey, Jerry Joe, this is my bitch, Emma. 400 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:33,179 We met last year yachting in Cannes. 401 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,649 Oh, yeah, and our dads used to butt fuck. 402 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,284 But that's a long story. 403 00:19:37,351 --> 00:19:39,519 Anyways, you should drink something 404 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,155 because you look kind of thirsty. 405 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,358 - Oh! - So does your hair. 406 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:44,592 Okay. 407 00:19:44,659 --> 00:19:46,527 Because the night is still young 408 00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:48,931 and so are we! 409 00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:52,101 You're crazy. 410 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,371 Is this the devil's nectar? 411 00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,640 Are you out of your cotton pickin' mind? 412 00:19:57,707 --> 00:19:59,443 Do you want me to go to hell like you? 413 00:20:02,646 --> 00:20:06,184 Lord forgive me, for I have tainted your sacred blood. 414 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,254 Oh, my God. 415 00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:10,889 I think I'm having a heart attack. 416 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,926 See, I told you she had a terminal illness. 417 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:19,466 Hey, Jeorgia, come do a line off my dick. 418 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:23,505 Gotta go. Duty calls. 419 00:20:23,571 --> 00:20:26,708 Why don't you give Jerry something to ease her mind? 420 00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:28,376 Bye. Ah! 421 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,282 - It's Cherry, right? - It's Terri. 422 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:37,320 Well, Jeorgia has told me nothing about you. 423 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:40,090 Well, she ain't telling me nothing about you either. 424 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,226 Or herself, for that matter. 425 00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:44,495 Cool. - PRISILLA: Emma... 426 00:20:44,562 --> 00:20:46,731 Ah! 427 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,535 I think I'm overdosing. 428 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:54,007 Hey, you know, you wouldn't have a type of aspirin with you? 429 00:20:54,074 --> 00:20:55,041 My head is killing me. 430 00:20:55,108 --> 00:20:57,110 It's Emma. 431 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,481 - Here. - Thank you. 432 00:21:11,094 --> 00:21:13,529 Okay, I'm gonna go find Jeorgia now. 433 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,503 You know that wasn't aspirin, that was Blitz. 434 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,604 Um, duh. 435 00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:23,875 Jeorgia said she needed to loosen up. 436 00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:25,443 You're such an evil bitch. 437 00:21:47,469 --> 00:21:51,039 I don't even drink, but somehow I'm wasted! 438 00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,149 You new in Miami? 439 00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:30,386 Mm-- - 440 00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:32,788 Are you new to Miami? 441 00:22:32,855 --> 00:22:34,657 I'm just visiting. 442 00:22:36,159 --> 00:22:38,461 I'm Marcus. And you are...? 443 00:22:39,996 --> 00:22:41,365 Not into Negroes. 444 00:22:50,943 --> 00:22:52,611 That tickles. 445 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,448 Good. 446 00:22:56,716 --> 00:23:00,154 You're such a fucking whore. 447 00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:02,289 I am not! 448 00:23:02,356 --> 00:23:04,124 Are you okay? 449 00:23:04,191 --> 00:23:06,294 Yeah. I'm good. just keep going. 450 00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:12,501 Oh, he's pretty hung, Terri Bear. 451 00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:15,338 Do you think you can fit all of that inside of you? 452 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:18,475 I can't do this. Sorry. 453 00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,210 I'm. I'm saving myself for marriage. 454 00:23:21,678 --> 00:23:24,449 Darling. That ship sailed a long time ago. 455 00:23:29,521 --> 00:23:31,590 Are you sure you're okay? 456 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,665 I'm okay. 457 00:23:38,732 --> 00:23:42,236 I just can't have you deflower me. 458 00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,372 Goes against everything I believe. 459 00:24:06,765 --> 00:24:08,066 Hey. 460 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:11,337 Relax, baby. Get comfortable with me. All right? 461 00:24:11,404 --> 00:24:12,538 - Okay. - I got you. 462 00:24:13,906 --> 00:24:14,840 Okay. 463 00:24:16,943 --> 00:24:17,778 Yeah. 464 00:24:21,882 --> 00:24:22,616 Damn! 465 00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:24,485 You got nigga feet. 466 00:24:33,729 --> 00:24:36,032 - Hop on top. - Oh, okay. 467 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,101 Show me what them big ass feet can do. 468 00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:40,236 It's my first... 469 00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:42,206 All right... 470 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,141 ♪ Uh, uh, okay ♪ 471 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:45,743 Come on. 472 00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,779 Come, girl. 473 00:24:47,846 --> 00:24:48,980 Marcus! 474 00:24:49,047 --> 00:24:50,816 Yee, yee! 475 00:24:50,882 --> 00:24:53,419 Yipee ki-yay! Yipee ki-yay! 476 00:24:53,486 --> 00:24:55,221 Giddy up, cowgirl! 477 00:24:55,288 --> 00:24:57,323 Yipee ki-yay! Yipee ki-yay! 478 00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:59,259 Whoo! Ride 'em, cowboy! 479 00:24:59,326 --> 00:25:00,561 Ah! 480 00:25:00,627 --> 00:25:02,830 Boy... 481 00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:09,204 Marcus? 482 00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:10,438 Marcus? 483 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,577 Marcus, get up. 484 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:15,845 Hello. Hello. 485 00:25:15,911 --> 00:25:17,814 Anybody in there? I got to pee really bad. 486 00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:20,350 This ain't no damn bathroom. 487 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:21,885 Marcus, get up. 488 00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:25,022 Marcus. 489 00:25:25,089 --> 00:25:26,023 Oh-- 490 00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:28,559 Marcus! 491 00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:31,930 Hey, Marcus. 492 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,835 Lord, Jesus, help me. 493 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,036 We gotta go. 494 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,109 Holy fuck, Jeorgia? 495 00:25:48,283 --> 00:25:50,118 Jeorgia, help... 496 00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:51,453 Jeorgia... 497 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,189 You okay? 498 00:25:53,256 --> 00:25:55,758 Back away from me, maricon. 499 00:25:55,825 --> 00:25:58,094 You really should sit down. You don't look so good. 500 00:25:58,161 --> 00:26:01,231 You take one more step closer to me 501 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,533 and I'll scream. 502 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:04,234 Everything's going to be okay. 503 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:07,605 I need to find my cousin. 504 00:26:27,495 --> 00:26:29,998 Where am I? 505 00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:35,505 My phone... 506 00:26:37,774 --> 00:26:39,209 Where's my phone? 507 00:26:43,447 --> 00:26:44,515 My God. 508 00:26:44,582 --> 00:26:46,317 Morning, Twerk Terri. 509 00:26:48,386 --> 00:26:49,621 Why did you just call me? 510 00:26:49,688 --> 00:26:51,156 Twerk Terri. 511 00:26:51,223 --> 00:26:53,192 By the way you were throwing that ass last night, 512 00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:54,994 bitch, you earned it. 513 00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,168 What are you talking about? 514 00:27:01,235 --> 00:27:02,970 Look. 515 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,378 No, no, no. 516 00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:12,248 I just-- I just need to repent. 517 00:27:12,314 --> 00:27:13,449 That's what it is. 518 00:27:13,516 --> 00:27:14,917 I just repent. 519 00:27:14,984 --> 00:27:16,385 You're going to need to do a lot of repenting 520 00:27:16,452 --> 00:27:18,288 from all that hunching you were doing last night. 521 00:27:18,355 --> 00:27:19,756 The what? 522 00:27:19,823 --> 00:27:21,091 You know, I knew Marcus like big girls 523 00:27:21,157 --> 00:27:22,994 because they call him Drake No BBL. 524 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,730 But I didn't know you had a little taste for the jungle. 525 00:27:27,632 --> 00:27:28,967 A nigg-- 526 00:27:30,702 --> 00:27:32,638 Oh, sorry. 527 00:27:32,704 --> 00:27:34,941 Noah Beck just liked my post. 528 00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:37,443 - What-- - My bad. Keep going. 529 00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:40,413 Oh, no. I've got to get out of here. 530 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,017 - Got to get to the house. - What are you doing? 531 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,319 I've got to find my way to the House of the Lord 532 00:27:45,386 --> 00:27:46,554 and beg for his forgiveness. 533 00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,023 Can you just chill? 534 00:27:48,089 --> 00:27:50,458 You came out here to party and that's what you're doing. 535 00:27:50,525 --> 00:27:52,160 No, that's what you're doing. 536 00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:54,130 No, this is me. 537 00:27:54,196 --> 00:27:55,765 I've got to go. 538 00:27:59,903 --> 00:28:02,005 You're such a fucking loser. 539 00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:07,545 Such a big mistake. 540 00:28:07,612 --> 00:28:09,280 Should've stayed in Louisiana. 541 00:28:12,318 --> 00:28:13,752 I need to repent. 542 00:28:15,421 --> 00:28:17,657 Stupid fucking bitch. 543 00:28:17,724 --> 00:28:19,225 Fucking whore. 544 00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:20,994 I can't believe I let that whore let me get to myself 545 00:28:21,061 --> 00:28:22,697 with another Black man. 546 00:28:22,763 --> 00:28:24,532 Makes no sense. 547 00:28:24,599 --> 00:28:27,635 Can't believe I let that Negroid take advantage of me. 548 00:28:27,702 --> 00:28:29,271 Still taste the Hennessy on my mouth. 549 00:28:29,338 --> 00:28:30,772 Blegh! 550 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,374 Disgusting. 551 00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:35,545 - As I live and breathe. - 552 00:28:35,612 --> 00:28:37,313 If this ain't divine intervention, 553 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,582 I don't know what is. 554 00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:41,285 This is where I'm meant to be. 555 00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:44,655 Excuse me? 556 00:28:46,223 --> 00:28:47,325 Excuse me. 557 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,560 Uh, what? 558 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:50,161 You wouldn't happen to know where that is, would you? 559 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,335 Oh, sorry. I forgot you Blacks were illiterate. 560 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,906 I am looking for church. 561 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:03,477 I speak English, you fat bitch. 562 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,747 I don't have time for this, Morgan Freeman. 563 00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:07,048 Are you gonna help me, 564 00:29:07,115 --> 00:29:09,484 or are you gonna keep pulling my leg? 565 00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,919 No offense. 566 00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:12,421 What's in it for me? 567 00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:13,922 Ain't nothing for free. 568 00:29:13,989 --> 00:29:17,060 Well, you get to help a young Christian woman 569 00:29:17,127 --> 00:29:18,795 find her way to God again. 570 00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:20,397 Girl, I got one leg 571 00:29:20,463 --> 00:29:21,931 and two mouths to feed. 572 00:29:21,998 --> 00:29:24,001 Two mouths? I only see you. 573 00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:25,636 This here is Sheila. 574 00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,738 - Oh. - Usually her mouth is full, 575 00:29:27,805 --> 00:29:29,341 but right now she's starving. 576 00:29:29,408 --> 00:29:31,410 I'm hungry, bitch. 577 00:29:31,476 --> 00:29:32,544 My star is up. 578 00:29:32,611 --> 00:29:34,212 Okay, well, here. 579 00:29:36,616 --> 00:29:38,718 Now we're talking. 580 00:29:38,785 --> 00:29:40,754 I've been there a few Thanksgivings ago, 581 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,790 they had greens beans, tomatoes, 582 00:29:42,856 --> 00:29:44,625 potatoes and chicken and Turkey. 583 00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:45,893 You name it! 584 00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,296 Okay, well, where is it? 585 00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:50,398 Well, you go about 10 blocks up 586 00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:51,700 and four blocks to the left. 587 00:29:51,766 --> 00:29:53,969 10 blocks? Oh, no. 588 00:29:54,036 --> 00:29:55,638 I'm gonna sit right here and wait for the bus. 589 00:29:55,705 --> 00:29:57,106 Like hell you will. 590 00:29:57,173 --> 00:29:58,675 Ain't no bus been around here 591 00:29:58,742 --> 00:30:00,177 since the Bush administration. 592 00:30:00,243 --> 00:30:04,014 My God, it's one thing after another in this town. 593 00:30:04,081 --> 00:30:05,717 Thank you, I guess. 594 00:30:05,783 --> 00:30:08,853 Come on, Sheila. 595 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,123 We're gonna go get our freak on. 596 00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:14,059 Now, is it five after six or before seven? 597 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,195 You know, having a redneck teach you math 598 00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:18,665 it's like having an Asian teach you how to drive. 599 00:30:18,732 --> 00:30:20,100 Just ain't right. 600 00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:25,239 Motherfucker. 601 00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:26,340 Damn it! 602 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:28,810 I knew I should've trusted no colored man. 603 00:30:28,877 --> 00:30:31,680 Of course he'd lead me to a damn chicken shack. 604 00:30:41,892 --> 00:30:43,527 Tenders up. Next. 605 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,162 I'm so hungry. 606 00:30:45,229 --> 00:30:46,731 - Me first. - Oh. 607 00:30:46,798 --> 00:30:48,133 Oh, my God! 608 00:30:48,199 --> 00:30:50,135 I'm looking for the Love and Friendship Church. 609 00:30:50,201 --> 00:30:51,269 Do you happen to know-- 610 00:30:51,336 --> 00:30:52,303 What? 611 00:30:53,606 --> 00:30:55,007 Quiet! 612 00:30:55,074 --> 00:30:56,542 Sounds like a bunch of monkeys in here. 613 00:30:56,609 --> 00:30:58,043 I can hardly hear myself think. 614 00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,713 I think you better get the fuck 615 00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:00,814 from in front of me in this line. 616 00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:02,315 I know you saw me standing here. 617 00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:03,917 Pipe down, scarf. 618 00:31:03,984 --> 00:31:06,387 You know if I was built like a 12-year old boy 619 00:31:06,454 --> 00:31:08,156 as a 50-year old man, I would be pissed too. 620 00:31:08,222 --> 00:31:09,524 But you're just gonna have to wait your turn. 621 00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:11,894 Bitch, you must be out of your rabbit ass mind. 622 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,262 I got this. 623 00:31:13,328 --> 00:31:15,697 I'm looking for the Love and Friendship church. 624 00:31:15,764 --> 00:31:17,233 Girl, you almost got cut 625 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,735 and I'm not talking about in line. 626 00:31:18,802 --> 00:31:21,004 Now order or get out. 627 00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:23,741 Fine, if you insist. 628 00:31:23,808 --> 00:31:26,410 This again. This again? 629 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,515 Okay, you know what? 630 00:31:30,582 --> 00:31:32,918 I'm gonna have your four-piece extra crispy 631 00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:35,421 all thighs and a large sweet tea. 632 00:31:35,488 --> 00:31:38,391 Don't get me on my sugar, I like a sweet. 633 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:43,630 Oh, and two drumsticks on that too. Thank you. 634 00:31:46,568 --> 00:31:48,169 Sorry, Unc. 635 00:31:48,236 --> 00:31:50,905 She just ordered the last crispy thighs. 636 00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:53,075 Oh hell no! Where my lighter at? 637 00:31:53,142 --> 00:31:55,244 I'm gonna show her what crispy really is. 638 00:31:55,311 --> 00:31:56,946 Uh-uh, she ain't worth it. 639 00:31:57,012 --> 00:32:00,417 Is it really worth catching another case over some chicken? 640 00:32:03,286 --> 00:32:05,656 Oh, Lord, smiling mind, help me now. 641 00:32:08,392 --> 00:32:12,130 Now breathe into into your smiling mind with me. 642 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:15,834 And one, and two... 643 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,737 And three. 644 00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:20,273 You know what? You're right. 645 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,375 Let me get my ass out of here. 646 00:32:22,443 --> 00:32:25,012 Before I set it off up in this bitch. 647 00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:26,213 Set it off. - NICKI: Next! 648 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,781 Bob Anne, what the hell are you doing? 649 00:32:27,848 --> 00:32:29,751 I ain't trying to be out here till the cows come home. 650 00:32:29,818 --> 00:32:31,186 Yeah, but my cooter hurts 651 00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:32,888 from running that truck all night, Beau. 652 00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:34,222 I can't walk right. 653 00:32:34,289 --> 00:32:35,524 What the hell you mean you can't? 654 00:32:35,591 --> 00:32:36,726 And never could. 655 00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:38,160 Mm-hm, turkey. 656 00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:40,597 You know, if Beau didn't drive like Mee-maw, well-- 657 00:32:40,664 --> 00:32:42,266 - What? - Nothing. 658 00:32:42,332 --> 00:32:44,067 That's what I thought. 659 00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:46,336 Dang. 660 00:32:48,306 --> 00:32:50,408 You sure this the right address? 661 00:32:50,475 --> 00:32:53,012 Ain't nowhere in hell Aretha Franklin can pull this off. 662 00:32:53,078 --> 00:32:54,513 You know, sure as shit. 663 00:32:55,814 --> 00:32:57,549 All right, listen up. Y'all gonna follow my lead. 664 00:32:57,616 --> 00:33:00,654 I'm going to do the talking. Y'all shut your nuts. 665 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,722 Just follow Beau. 666 00:33:08,462 --> 00:33:11,166 The green juice, babe, that's the key. 667 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:13,235 If you want your body half as tea is mine. 668 00:33:13,302 --> 00:33:15,337 Pair that with the gym 669 00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:16,940 and I promise your body will be looking right. 670 00:33:18,274 --> 00:33:19,809 Well, not as good as mine, 671 00:33:19,876 --> 00:33:22,011 but it's something, you know? 672 00:33:22,078 --> 00:33:23,414 But cheers. 673 00:33:25,249 --> 00:33:28,185 "Jeorgia, didn't you get a BBL?" 674 00:33:28,252 --> 00:33:30,755 Okay, guys, I have to go now. 675 00:33:30,822 --> 00:33:32,624 Dick is calling. See you later. 676 00:33:34,092 --> 00:33:37,663 Coming. Coming! 677 00:33:37,730 --> 00:33:39,298 Oh. 678 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:44,871 ♪ Ooh ♪ 679 00:33:44,938 --> 00:33:47,675 - Hey, there, ma'am. - Sorry. 680 00:33:47,742 --> 00:33:49,744 Did somebody say train? 681 00:33:49,811 --> 00:33:53,749 Because I'm trying to take a ride on the Cowboy Express. 682 00:33:53,816 --> 00:33:55,617 Choo-choo. 683 00:33:57,553 --> 00:33:59,322 Um, no. Well, we're actually, 684 00:33:59,389 --> 00:34:01,992 we're looking for our dear old friend Terri Joe. 685 00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:05,196 You know, she sent us this address 686 00:34:05,262 --> 00:34:06,897 to come and have dinner, and we know-- 687 00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:08,432 We just wonder if she's here 688 00:34:08,499 --> 00:34:11,737 or if the-- the owner of this place in here? 689 00:34:11,803 --> 00:34:14,172 Um, you're talking to her. 690 00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:17,677 Shit. Are you guys undercover cops? 691 00:34:17,744 --> 00:34:19,779 Because we're doing a shit lot of coke in here. 692 00:34:19,846 --> 00:34:21,414 - Okay. - No. 693 00:34:21,481 --> 00:34:23,417 I'm just kidding. Just kidding. 694 00:34:23,484 --> 00:34:25,319 We're actually part of her 695 00:34:25,386 --> 00:34:27,688 prayer meet up group. 696 00:34:27,755 --> 00:34:29,257 That fake book thing? 697 00:34:29,324 --> 00:34:30,959 That's I right. 698 00:34:31,026 --> 00:34:32,794 Look, I have no clue where she is. 699 00:34:32,861 --> 00:34:34,029 The bitch stormed out earlier 700 00:34:34,095 --> 00:34:35,498 and I haven't seen her since so... 701 00:34:35,564 --> 00:34:38,401 Jeorgia, I think I got coochie lice. 702 00:34:39,802 --> 00:34:41,538 Not again. 703 00:34:41,605 --> 00:34:43,206 Sorry I couldn't be much help. 704 00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:46,109 But a bitch's got stuff to do. 705 00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:48,346 But if you want to come back later, 706 00:34:48,413 --> 00:34:50,048 the door will be unlocked. 707 00:34:50,114 --> 00:34:51,816 Just leave the uggos at home. 708 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:52,751 Bye. 709 00:34:54,253 --> 00:34:55,487 Jeorgia! 710 00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:56,688 Coming. 711 00:34:56,755 --> 00:34:59,626 Well, I'll be damned. She got a Fakebook account. 712 00:34:59,692 --> 00:35:01,761 Check it, Bobford. Hell you doing? 713 00:35:04,832 --> 00:35:06,600 Mm... 714 00:35:06,667 --> 00:35:07,935 I can't find her. 715 00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:09,036 She ain't got no account. 716 00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:09,837 Let me see that damn thing. 717 00:35:11,807 --> 00:35:14,309 This ain't Fakebook, you hillbilly Hobbit. 718 00:35:14,376 --> 00:35:16,612 This is your Grinder page! 719 00:35:25,789 --> 00:35:28,092 Homestyle chicken, huh? 720 00:35:28,158 --> 00:35:29,694 All right, come on, boys. We got her. 721 00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,163 Girl! 722 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:34,165 Lord have mercy. 723 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,570 Now that was some good eat. 724 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,808 Oh, were you raised in a barn yard? 725 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:44,144 Did your Mama teach you no mannerisms? 726 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:46,948 Excuse me? 727 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,249 Follicles by Nicole. 728 00:35:48,316 --> 00:35:50,585 I do hair on the side. 729 00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:52,788 And bitch, you most definitely need to come see me. 730 00:35:52,855 --> 00:35:55,124 Your weave looking a hot ass nest. 731 00:35:55,190 --> 00:35:56,992 Sweetheart, this is not a weave. 732 00:35:57,059 --> 00:35:58,561 This is all my natural hair. 733 00:35:59,696 --> 00:36:01,364 Well bitch, if that's your natural hair 734 00:36:01,431 --> 00:36:03,433 then I'm Megan Thee Stallion. Ah! 735 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,003 You need a fresh install pronto. 736 00:36:06,070 --> 00:36:07,071 I'm not even gonna pretend 737 00:36:07,138 --> 00:36:08,205 like I know who Megan the Pony is 738 00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:09,974 or what an install is. 739 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,510 Can you move right along? 740 00:36:11,576 --> 00:36:13,478 Well, look, we're located on Lincoln and Aventura 741 00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:15,647 if you change your mind. - I won't. 742 00:36:15,714 --> 00:36:18,017 I actually have an appointment with Love and Friendship Church. 743 00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:19,519 Do you know what that is? 744 00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,420 Girl, just use your phone. 745 00:36:21,487 --> 00:36:23,557 Oh, this Obama phone don't get nothing 746 00:36:23,624 --> 00:36:25,425 but Fakebook and the weather. 747 00:36:25,492 --> 00:36:28,196 All I know is that all the churches is to the South. 748 00:36:28,263 --> 00:36:30,798 I gotta go take my break now. 749 00:36:30,865 --> 00:36:31,666 Good luck. 750 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,734 Bye. 751 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:39,875 Ooh! I love you. 752 00:36:47,652 --> 00:36:49,220 Hey. 753 00:36:49,287 --> 00:36:50,488 That chicken feels so good. 754 00:36:50,555 --> 00:36:52,391 Bobby, focus up, damn it. 755 00:36:52,457 --> 00:36:54,893 Now y'all shut up, pay attention. 756 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,261 Follow Beau. 757 00:36:56,328 --> 00:36:57,863 Hey! 758 00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:59,365 No loitering. 759 00:37:02,368 --> 00:37:04,137 If you ain't ordering or eating chicken, 760 00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:05,873 you gots to go. 761 00:37:10,178 --> 00:37:11,513 Bobford, Bobby. Follow me. 762 00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:13,782 Bob Anne, you stay here. 763 00:37:13,848 --> 00:37:14,883 Your kind ain't welcome. 764 00:37:16,819 --> 00:37:18,287 Whoo! 765 00:37:18,354 --> 00:37:21,190 I ain't fucking lesbian. 766 00:37:21,257 --> 00:37:22,526 Pardon me, ma'am. 767 00:37:22,593 --> 00:37:24,661 I got to apologize for my brothers there. 768 00:37:26,029 --> 00:37:28,466 Just getting a little over excited, that's all. 769 00:37:35,608 --> 00:37:37,376 Is there something wrong with your face? 770 00:37:39,278 --> 00:37:41,615 You gotta take a shit or something? 771 00:37:41,681 --> 00:37:43,583 No. 772 00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:45,385 Shut up. Shut up! 773 00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:48,723 Well, good afternoon. It's a lovely day. 774 00:37:48,789 --> 00:37:50,291 I'm sorry, I don't want to bother you, 775 00:37:50,358 --> 00:37:51,659 but we got this friend. 776 00:37:51,726 --> 00:37:53,996 She's in our Fakebook message group Bible study 777 00:37:54,062 --> 00:37:55,631 and we just got, well, 778 00:37:55,697 --> 00:37:57,633 we just got an important Jesus message for her 779 00:37:57,699 --> 00:38:00,703 and I just-- I'm wondering if you've seen her. 780 00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:02,739 Shit, 5-0. 781 00:38:05,209 --> 00:38:07,044 I don't know nothing, 782 00:38:07,111 --> 00:38:10,282 but she was just in here going in on some chicken. 783 00:38:10,348 --> 00:38:11,816 So you saw her. 784 00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:16,088 I ain't no snitch, 785 00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:17,556 but if I was, 786 00:38:17,623 --> 00:38:20,293 I would tell you her hair looked a hot ass mess. 787 00:38:20,359 --> 00:38:22,896 I told her to come see me. 788 00:38:22,963 --> 00:38:24,398 I do hair on the side. 789 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,436 You should come see me too. 790 00:38:28,503 --> 00:38:30,605 I do all textures. 791 00:38:30,672 --> 00:38:32,607 I don't know nothing else. 792 00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:38,047 Come on-- 793 00:38:38,113 --> 00:38:39,515 Beau, please. 794 00:38:39,581 --> 00:38:41,484 Please, can't we get some chicken? 795 00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:43,520 I'm so hungry I could eat Martha June. 796 00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:44,754 Who is that? 797 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:46,590 Beau's ex-girlfriend from middle school. 798 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,259 Big boobs, itty bitty waist. 799 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,327 Uh! - 800 00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:51,028 What are you talking about, Bobby? 801 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,165 Hey, are you huffing whippets again? 802 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:54,366 Lord. 803 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,304 Honey, I am run ragged. 804 00:38:59,238 --> 00:39:02,008 Wish I could hang these feet up like Sunday laundry. 805 00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:04,445 Oh, God, help me. 806 00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:08,048 - Yeah. - This is for you. 807 00:39:10,185 --> 00:39:11,853 Excuse me, la niño. 808 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,787 Excuse me. 809 00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:14,656 Hey, you wouldn't happen to know 810 00:39:14,723 --> 00:39:16,525 where the Love and Friendship Church is, would you? 811 00:39:17,927 --> 00:39:20,629 Oh, no need to be scared. I ain't Immigration. 812 00:39:20,696 --> 00:39:23,333 But I do have them on speed dial, 813 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,001 so you do best to mind me, boy. 814 00:39:26,837 --> 00:39:29,140 Hey, what's going on over there? 815 00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:30,742 It's lechon. 816 00:39:32,009 --> 00:39:34,780 - English, primo. - A puerco asado? 817 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,585 Man, a cookout, fish fry, BBQ. 818 00:39:39,651 --> 00:39:42,422 Oh, why didn't you say that first? 819 00:39:42,489 --> 00:39:43,690 Well, ain't you going to introduce me? 820 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,191 Nobody taught you about matters? 821 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,627 Mom wants a tostado. 822 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,949 - Hey. - Jesus. 823 00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:21,233 Gracias, mijo. I'll take it from here. 824 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:24,971 Hey, everybody, this is my friend Terri Joe. 825 00:40:25,038 --> 00:40:26,506 We met last night. 826 00:40:26,573 --> 00:40:28,176 Please make her feel welcome. 827 00:40:28,242 --> 00:40:31,145 Hi! 828 00:40:31,212 --> 00:40:32,079 Hey. 829 00:40:33,781 --> 00:40:36,051 I remember you from last night. 830 00:40:36,118 --> 00:40:37,152 You took care of me. 831 00:40:37,219 --> 00:40:38,887 I never got the chance to say thank you. 832 00:40:38,954 --> 00:40:40,757 We were in pretty bad shape. 833 00:40:40,824 --> 00:40:42,091 But I'm happy to see you're feeling better. 834 00:40:42,158 --> 00:40:44,160 I'm going to be the worst shape in hell 835 00:40:44,227 --> 00:40:46,230 for the things I was doing last night. 836 00:40:46,297 --> 00:40:48,332 Can't believe I let myself get consumed 837 00:40:48,399 --> 00:40:50,468 by temptation like that. 838 00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:52,204 I need to find my way back to God. 839 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:53,972 Give yourself some grace. 840 00:40:54,039 --> 00:40:56,174 We all fall short of His glory. 841 00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:57,676 Well, bless your heart. 842 00:40:57,742 --> 00:40:59,579 You know, I really needed to hear that. 843 00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:01,514 It's all a part of His plan. 844 00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:04,384 Now let's get you some food. 845 00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:06,420 Not gotta tell me twice. 846 00:41:10,325 --> 00:41:12,193 Hey, Bob Anne, the phone! 847 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,595 The phone. 848 00:41:13,661 --> 00:41:15,029 Look at the phone! 849 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,403 - What is it? - Oh, shit. She posted. 850 00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:23,406 There's a picture of the bitch eating again. 851 00:41:23,473 --> 00:41:25,308 Beau, there's a street sign. 852 00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,310 Look, she's at the corner of-- 853 00:41:27,377 --> 00:41:30,515 Come and Mierda. 854 00:41:30,581 --> 00:41:32,450 May-ur-da. 855 00:41:32,517 --> 00:41:34,253 - Mierda? - Put in the maps, 856 00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:40,493 Baby, she's across town. Let's go. 857 00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:49,169 Let's go, baby, we got our bitch! 858 00:41:49,236 --> 00:41:50,504 Getting turkey! Getting turkey! 859 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,509 Oh, shit, Bob Anne! 860 00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,772 I got no time-- 861 00:42:48,839 --> 00:42:49,707 Excuse me-- 862 00:42:52,277 --> 00:42:54,079 Alguien que me ayude! 863 00:43:06,994 --> 00:43:09,296 - Aah! My leg! - I'm so sorry, Miss. 864 00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:11,366 - Girls, come help me! - It was an accident. 865 00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:15,069 Oh, damn, do you actually know how to drive? 866 00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:16,538 I don't. 867 00:43:16,605 --> 00:43:18,340 What the hell? 868 00:43:20,509 --> 00:43:21,878 So sorry, miss. 869 00:43:21,945 --> 00:43:25,281 This Tracy Turnblad wideback of Notre Dank 870 00:43:25,348 --> 00:43:27,684 came and hit me on my good leg! 871 00:43:30,321 --> 00:43:32,923 Oh, hell no, bitch, you got some kind of nerve. 872 00:43:32,990 --> 00:43:35,394 - Pardon me? - Homestyle chicken. 873 00:43:37,596 --> 00:43:40,033 I never forget when a bitch plays with my food. 874 00:43:40,099 --> 00:43:41,868 I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else. 875 00:43:41,934 --> 00:43:44,003 You cut me in line, then you ordered 876 00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:46,240 the last extra crispy chicken thigh dinner, 877 00:43:46,306 --> 00:43:48,275 and now you ran over one of my queens. 878 00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:50,210 I ought to whoop your ass right now. 879 00:43:50,277 --> 00:43:52,480 Oh, hold on now. That chicken thing wasn't my fault. 880 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:53,715 It's not my fault 881 00:43:53,782 --> 00:43:55,917 that Black-owned businesses are negligent. 882 00:43:55,984 --> 00:43:57,853 I ain't got time for this. 883 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,189 You are gonna fix this now, 884 00:44:00,256 --> 00:44:02,191 or a doctor's gonna have to fix your face 885 00:44:02,258 --> 00:44:04,561 after I'm done rearranging the motherfucker. 886 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,577 Get off of me. 887 00:44:18,644 --> 00:44:20,212 Are you a homosexual. 888 00:44:20,279 --> 00:44:21,447 A what? 889 00:44:21,513 --> 00:44:22,949 - You're-- - Move. 890 00:44:23,016 --> 00:44:25,752 You're all homosexuals. 891 00:44:25,819 --> 00:44:29,056 Um, sure, aren't you? 892 00:44:29,123 --> 00:44:30,891 I'm a Christian woman 893 00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:33,194 and I'm not gonna have my faith compromised. 894 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:35,130 I'm getting the hell out of here. Ooh! 895 00:44:35,197 --> 00:44:36,932 Girl, my back is killing me. 896 00:44:36,998 --> 00:44:39,067 That will be the last shablam that I'm doing this week 897 00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,671 and I'm gonna need some wings. 898 00:44:41,738 --> 00:44:43,606 This is disgusting. 899 00:44:43,673 --> 00:44:45,876 A bunch of men playing dress up. 900 00:44:45,943 --> 00:44:48,178 Honey, we don't play. We do. 901 00:44:48,245 --> 00:44:50,481 No, what you're doing is sinful. 902 00:44:50,547 --> 00:44:54,319 Thinking you can wear womanhood like a damn Halloween costume. 903 00:44:54,385 --> 00:44:56,054 Honey, a sin is thinking 904 00:44:56,121 --> 00:44:58,424 that you can squeeze those size 16 hooves 905 00:44:58,491 --> 00:45:00,259 into those size 6 flats. 906 00:45:03,129 --> 00:45:05,432 Oh no, I don't touch homosexuals. 907 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,902 Unlike you all. I'm a real woman. 908 00:45:08,969 --> 00:45:10,905 No, you're a bitch. 909 00:45:12,273 --> 00:45:13,674 I'm leaving now. 910 00:45:13,741 --> 00:45:15,009 No, you're not going anywhere. 911 00:45:15,076 --> 00:45:16,812 You took out our closing act. 912 00:45:16,879 --> 00:45:19,648 You are going to perform tonight. 913 00:45:19,715 --> 00:45:21,016 I'm not doing it. 914 00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:23,219 Trust me, girl, you don't want to cross Raine. 915 00:45:23,286 --> 00:45:25,155 I've seen her do worse for less. 916 00:45:26,489 --> 00:45:27,323 Oh. 917 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:31,562 Okay, then what performance would y'all have me do? 918 00:45:31,629 --> 00:45:33,697 Sing, dance, 919 00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,167 shove a pogo stick up your ass 920 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,535 while reciting the alphabet backwards. 921 00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:37,435 I don't give a shit. 922 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:42,008 Well, I used to sing in the church choir back home. 923 00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:43,509 Works for me. 924 00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:47,447 But don't get up there hootin' and hollerin' 925 00:45:47,514 --> 00:45:48,982 and praise dancing. 926 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,422 Sorry, God. 927 00:46:00,863 --> 00:46:02,231 Sorry. 928 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:23,923 ♪ After all the busy bees stop buzzing ♪ 929 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:30,297 ♪ Tower bells know it's too late to chime ♪ 930 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:37,572 ♪ You can wish all wishes by the dozen ♪ 931 00:46:39,775 --> 00:46:41,611 ♪ Dreamtime ♪ 932 00:46:41,677 --> 00:46:43,880 Huh, who would've known the bitch had pipes. 933 00:46:43,946 --> 00:46:46,483 Well honey, look at her. 934 00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:48,819 It's a known fact that all big bitches can sing. 935 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,024 ♪ Dreamtime ♪ 936 00:46:55,059 --> 00:46:59,999 ♪ Close your eyes and let the moon shine ♪ 937 00:47:01,734 --> 00:47:07,274 ♪ There will always be in their side ♪ 938 00:47:09,677 --> 00:47:12,179 ♪ Waiting for you ♪ 939 00:47:18,787 --> 00:47:23,660 ♪ So until the morning in the weekend ♪ 940 00:47:25,662 --> 00:47:29,700 ♪ Try and leave memories behind ♪ 941 00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:37,342 ♪ There'll be second chances for the taking ♪ 942 00:47:39,645 --> 00:47:42,715 ♪ Dreamtime ♪ 943 00:48:11,882 --> 00:48:14,218 Damn, girl, you may look like a beluga whale, 944 00:48:14,285 --> 00:48:15,887 but I didn't know he could blow down like that. 945 00:48:15,954 --> 00:48:17,489 Beluga? 946 00:48:17,556 --> 00:48:19,725 So who taught you how to sing like that? 947 00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:22,962 Let me guess, you get it from your Mama? 948 00:48:23,029 --> 00:48:24,630 No, she wishes. 949 00:48:24,697 --> 00:48:27,066 That woman sounds like two alley cats 950 00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:29,069 fighting over last week's tuna punch pie. 951 00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:31,739 Tuna punch pie? That's just vile. 952 00:48:31,805 --> 00:48:33,107 Where the hell are you from? 953 00:48:33,173 --> 00:48:35,143 Louisiana. Born and raised. 954 00:48:35,210 --> 00:48:37,145 You never had tuna punch pie? 955 00:48:37,212 --> 00:48:39,915 Well, if you ain't swamp water podunk backwoods, 956 00:48:39,982 --> 00:48:41,117 I don't know what is. 957 00:48:41,183 --> 00:48:42,218 Yeah. 958 00:48:45,087 --> 00:48:46,823 So, Dorothy... 959 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:50,327 What you doing all the way out here? 960 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:52,697 Oh, well, it's a long story, 961 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:56,034 but my Mama kicked me out on account I pissed her off 962 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,201 one too many times. 963 00:48:58,504 --> 00:49:00,406 I don't know what's wrong with me. 964 00:49:00,472 --> 00:49:03,242 I was getting myself into some kind of trouble. 965 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:04,778 Such an idiot. 966 00:49:04,844 --> 00:49:07,447 Ooh, don't be too hard on yourself, child. 967 00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:09,315 I was kicked out of my house too. 968 00:49:10,851 --> 00:49:12,420 My daddy came home 969 00:49:12,486 --> 00:49:14,255 and caught me playing in my mama's lipstick and dress 970 00:49:14,321 --> 00:49:17,292 and sent me right on out the door. 971 00:49:17,359 --> 00:49:20,695 Stripped me naked and beat me to the white meat. 972 00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:22,198 That sounds just awful, 973 00:49:22,265 --> 00:49:25,168 not even the homo deserves... 974 00:49:25,234 --> 00:49:27,103 that kind of treatment. 975 00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:30,374 Mm, well, took a few pots pissed on 976 00:49:30,441 --> 00:49:33,310 and a few doors slammed in my face, but... 977 00:49:33,377 --> 00:49:35,346 I finally found my new family 978 00:49:35,413 --> 00:49:37,215 right here in this very club. 979 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:40,719 I wish I had such luck. 980 00:49:40,786 --> 00:49:44,957 You know, I've been trying to find this church all day 981 00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:47,160 and it's so annoying 'cause I-- 982 00:49:47,227 --> 00:49:49,830 Hey, maybe you can come with me 983 00:49:49,896 --> 00:49:53,167 and we can have somebody pray those demons out of you. 984 00:49:53,234 --> 00:49:54,802 Oh, no, honey, 985 00:49:54,869 --> 00:49:57,405 I gave up my church-going days a long time ago. 986 00:49:57,472 --> 00:49:59,808 But why? Everybody loves church. 987 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,143 Where was the church 988 00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,378 when my daddy was whooping me all up and down the streets? 989 00:50:04,581 --> 00:50:06,850 This here is my church. 990 00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:11,222 And my religion is holding a safe space for me, 991 00:50:11,288 --> 00:50:14,525 my girls, gays, theys 992 00:50:14,592 --> 00:50:18,330 and whatever the hell else is out there to just be. 993 00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:21,801 And honey, God ain't in the church. 994 00:50:21,868 --> 00:50:23,569 He's in the heart. 995 00:50:23,636 --> 00:50:25,371 You're right about that. 996 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,276 Oh, okay. 997 00:50:39,254 --> 00:50:41,457 Wait, you don't have AIDS, do you? 998 00:50:41,524 --> 00:50:42,758 Ah. 999 00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:49,900 Give me my damn cigarette. 1000 00:50:49,966 --> 00:50:52,470 What? You gotta ask sometimes. You never know. 1001 00:50:52,537 --> 00:50:53,671 Now where are you staying at tonight? 1002 00:50:53,738 --> 00:50:55,039 'Cause a bitch is about to get out of here 1003 00:50:55,106 --> 00:50:56,841 and untuck and unwind. 1004 00:50:56,908 --> 00:51:00,512 Well I don't really know about that to be honest with you. 1005 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,281 Well come on, you can stay with me 1006 00:51:02,347 --> 00:51:04,751 and we could wash this dirty ass dress, too. 1007 00:51:04,817 --> 00:51:06,352 I-- I couldn't. 1008 00:51:06,419 --> 00:51:07,921 I don't want to put you out like that. 1009 00:51:07,987 --> 00:51:09,456 Oh, hush up, girl. 1010 00:51:09,523 --> 00:51:11,692 Now let's get out of here before I change my mind. 1011 00:51:11,759 --> 00:51:15,497 Just don't go trying to touch me in my sleep. 1012 00:51:15,564 --> 00:51:18,066 I like my candy on a stick, 1013 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:19,701 Not in a box. 1014 00:51:19,768 --> 00:51:21,604 Well, honey, you don't have to worry about that with me. 1015 00:51:21,671 --> 00:51:23,506 - Well, good, honey. -What you do have to worry about 1016 00:51:23,573 --> 00:51:24,574 is me taking one of these Red Bulls. 1017 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,375 Well, that's what they're for. 1018 00:51:42,561 --> 00:51:44,496 Wake up! Sorry sons of bitches. 1019 00:51:44,563 --> 00:51:45,932 Somebody check the Fakebook. 1020 00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:53,874 No, nothing. 1021 00:51:55,376 --> 00:51:57,679 Ooh, easy boys. Oh. 1022 00:51:57,746 --> 00:51:59,615 About time to drain the old trouser snake. 1023 00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,550 - I gotta take a dump. - I'm hungry. 1024 00:52:01,617 --> 00:52:03,419 Shut up! 1025 00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,121 We're running out of time. 1026 00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:06,489 We are running out of food. 1027 00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:08,591 We're running out of money. 1028 00:52:10,594 --> 00:52:12,329 Beau's gotta figure something out. 1029 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:13,897 Jesus Christ, Beau, 1030 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,467 look what those crazy Cubans did to your truck! 1031 00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:17,302 Now listen here, you-- 1032 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,273 handsome motherfucker, 1033 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,175 I ain't eat nothing since them weenie dogs 1034 00:52:23,242 --> 00:52:24,543 at 7-Eleven yesterday. 1035 00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:26,112 And if I don't get something in my stomach right now, 1036 00:52:26,178 --> 00:52:27,581 I'm gonna start eating these leather seats 1037 00:52:27,648 --> 00:52:29,116 off your precious truck. 1038 00:52:29,182 --> 00:52:31,318 You so much as think about touching my leather seats, 1039 00:52:31,385 --> 00:52:33,821 I will tie your ass to the back and I'll drag you home. 1040 00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:38,092 Was I snoring last night? 1041 00:52:38,159 --> 00:52:39,227 Well, you know, 1042 00:52:39,294 --> 00:52:40,829 I was actually gonna ask you if you were part Wookie. 1043 00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:43,065 - Part Wookie is crazy. - Yeah, it was wild. 1044 00:52:43,132 --> 00:52:45,067 Yeah, I know you want to get to your church, 1045 00:52:45,134 --> 00:52:46,670 but you're one of my girls now, - Yeah. Oh! 1046 00:52:46,736 --> 00:52:48,638 and I can't have you out here looking like this. 1047 00:52:48,705 --> 00:52:51,375 So you're coming with me to get this rat's nest tamed. 1048 00:52:51,442 --> 00:52:53,210 I'm sure my cousin has an open seat. 1049 00:52:53,277 --> 00:52:54,545 I don't have time for this. 1050 00:52:54,612 --> 00:52:56,080 I'm on a mission. 1051 00:52:56,147 --> 00:52:58,216 And plus, ain't nothing wrong with my hair, 1052 00:52:58,283 --> 00:52:59,584 and God says come as you are. 1053 00:52:59,651 --> 00:53:01,086 Well, honey, sorry to break it to you, 1054 00:53:01,153 --> 00:53:03,021 but I can name at least 10 things wrong with you. 1055 00:53:03,088 --> 00:53:04,390 Hey, hey. 1056 00:53:04,457 --> 00:53:06,959 - Get your ass in here. - Okay. 1057 00:53:09,295 --> 00:53:12,199 Girl, and then he tells me to get all dressed up and look nice 1058 00:53:12,266 --> 00:53:13,200 'cause he wants to take me out. 1059 00:53:13,267 --> 00:53:15,035 You're late again. 1060 00:53:15,102 --> 00:53:18,139 - Sorry. - And? 1061 00:53:18,206 --> 00:53:19,541 I asked him "Where?" 1062 00:53:19,607 --> 00:53:21,777 he said, "Where they cook food in front of you." 1063 00:53:21,844 --> 00:53:23,646 Shani, this is my new friend, Terri Joe. 1064 00:53:23,713 --> 00:53:24,880 You think you could hook her up? 1065 00:53:24,947 --> 00:53:26,749 She needs a new style for church. 1066 00:53:26,816 --> 00:53:27,951 Mm-mm, ain't enough time 1067 00:53:28,018 --> 00:53:30,120 or deep conditioner to treat that scalp. 1068 00:53:30,187 --> 00:53:32,122 Nicki can do it. 1069 00:53:32,189 --> 00:53:34,726 'Cause she ain't got shit else better to do. 1070 00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:38,129 - Mama... - Clearly. 1071 00:53:38,196 --> 00:53:39,998 Now, bitch went to Benihana? 1072 00:53:40,065 --> 00:53:42,701 Worse, he took my ass to fucking Subway, girl! 1073 00:53:42,768 --> 00:53:44,603 - I know you're fucking lying. - The worst part is 1074 00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:46,906 I told him I would go on a second date with him, 1075 00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,210 and I still let him put his foot-long in my mouth. 1076 00:53:50,276 --> 00:53:51,579 Bitch, get out of my chair. 1077 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,382 Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere? 1078 00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:55,549 I'm sorry. Who are you? 1079 00:53:55,616 --> 00:53:57,652 Don't you play dumb with me. 1080 00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,988 You're that colored girl who gave me her business card 1081 00:54:00,055 --> 00:54:02,624 after insulting me at that ghetto chicken shack. 1082 00:54:02,691 --> 00:54:05,895 Yeah, I don't remember that, but that sounds like me. 1083 00:54:05,962 --> 00:54:08,297 I hand'em those out to everybody that comes in. 1084 00:54:08,364 --> 00:54:10,200 - Come sit down. - Wait, wait, wait. 1085 00:54:10,267 --> 00:54:13,203 Are you sure you can handle hair like this? 1086 00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:17,275 'Cause I'm sure you're used to dealing with texture like yours? 1087 00:54:17,342 --> 00:54:19,210 What do you mean by that? 1088 00:54:19,277 --> 00:54:22,314 Oh, just, you know, 1089 00:54:22,381 --> 00:54:24,717 that'd be unkempt and coarse. 1090 00:54:24,784 --> 00:54:26,952 And what the hell is that thing on top of your head? 1091 00:54:27,019 --> 00:54:29,389 Coming in here looking like James Brown with a toupee on? 1092 00:54:29,456 --> 00:54:34,429 Honey, this is homegrown blonde tresses of silky smooth hair 1093 00:54:34,495 --> 00:54:35,863 and a healthy bounce to it. 1094 00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,765 The only thing bouncing on you 1095 00:54:37,832 --> 00:54:39,835 was that FUPA when you walked up in here. 1096 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,770 Now, do you want me to do something with this mess? 1097 00:54:41,837 --> 00:54:43,705 You know, not really, 1098 00:54:43,772 --> 00:54:45,742 but seeing as how that scary Black man over there 1099 00:54:45,809 --> 00:54:48,111 is gonna go all Shawshank on me if I don't, 1100 00:54:48,178 --> 00:54:49,612 I'm gonna let you do it. 1101 00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:53,184 Whatever. Like I said, follow me. 1102 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,552 Come sit down. 1103 00:54:54,618 --> 00:54:56,987 Sure, whatever you say, Moesha. 1104 00:54:58,390 --> 00:54:59,357 Let's go. 1105 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:00,559 Ooh, I'm hungry. 1106 00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:03,362 I can't wait to get my Vietnamese food. 1107 00:55:03,429 --> 00:55:04,530 Mm-hm! - 1108 00:55:08,668 --> 00:55:10,671 I hope you don't mind me asking, but 1109 00:55:10,737 --> 00:55:12,739 why did you choose that hairstyle? 1110 00:55:12,806 --> 00:55:14,875 Because I like it like this. 1111 00:55:14,942 --> 00:55:18,580 When was the last time you did anything with your hair? 1112 00:55:18,646 --> 00:55:20,482 Oh, I actually don't do my hair. 1113 00:55:20,548 --> 00:55:21,784 My Mama does it. 1114 00:55:23,185 --> 00:55:27,591 Now, is this raccoon or horse hair? 1115 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:30,894 Neither. This is Brazilian, baby. 1116 00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,096 It's called Brazilian. 1117 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:37,435 So we want to try any kinks and curls today. 1118 00:55:37,502 --> 00:55:38,636 Embrace the natural side? 1119 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:39,638 Kinks and curls? 1120 00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:41,373 Are you visually impaired? 1121 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,975 This is wavy hair. 1122 00:55:43,041 --> 00:55:45,378 And plus, even if I wanted to try something new with my hair, 1123 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:48,414 my Mama would kill me. 1124 00:55:48,481 --> 00:55:50,283 Well, Terri, you a grown woman 1125 00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:51,752 and your mama's not here. 1126 00:55:51,819 --> 00:55:55,122 So do you want to try anything new and exciting? 1127 00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:57,692 New and exciting. 1128 00:55:59,227 --> 00:56:00,195 No. 1129 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,135 You a piece of work. You know that, right? 1130 00:56:06,202 --> 00:56:09,706 Anything worth having requires work. 1131 00:56:17,348 --> 00:56:19,117 Why ain't she posting yet? 1132 00:56:19,183 --> 00:56:20,351 I don't like pickle. 1133 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:22,588 - My teeth... - Mm-hm. 1134 00:56:23,889 --> 00:56:24,957 Hey, let me get that when you're done. 1135 00:56:25,024 --> 00:56:25,991 - Come on. - Hm? 1136 00:56:26,058 --> 00:56:27,427 Let me get that when you're done. 1137 00:56:27,494 --> 00:56:29,129 Yeah, that. 1138 00:56:29,195 --> 00:56:31,064 Thanks. 1139 00:56:34,368 --> 00:56:35,403 What is it? 1140 00:56:37,838 --> 00:56:39,274 Maybe she's here. 1141 00:56:39,341 --> 00:56:40,809 Put in the GPS. 1142 00:56:40,876 --> 00:56:43,245 Put it in. Put it in. 1143 00:56:43,312 --> 00:56:44,046 Come on. 1144 00:56:44,112 --> 00:56:45,248 All right, All right. 1145 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,385 Hell, it's all the way across town. 1146 00:56:49,452 --> 00:56:51,120 You said we ain't got no gas. 1147 00:56:51,188 --> 00:56:52,957 We don't even know she's there. 1148 00:56:53,023 --> 00:56:55,225 Huh? This is a wild goose chase, Beau. 1149 00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:56,594 It's a wild goose chase. 1150 00:56:56,660 --> 00:56:58,263 You got a better idea? 1151 00:57:08,874 --> 00:57:10,711 Oh, don't cry. 1152 00:57:12,446 --> 00:57:13,614 I just-- 1153 00:57:14,915 --> 00:57:17,785 I ain't never felt this beautiful before. 1154 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:20,088 You've always been beautiful. 1155 00:57:20,154 --> 00:57:22,391 Sometimes you just got to dig through the rocks 1156 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:23,859 to get to the diamonds. 1157 00:57:23,926 --> 00:57:25,995 You bitch, you shining. 1158 00:57:27,163 --> 00:57:29,366 - You think so? - I know so. 1159 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,669 Thank you. 1160 00:57:32,736 --> 00:57:34,672 Okay, well, I think this stuff 1161 00:57:34,739 --> 00:57:37,274 calls for a selfie, don't you think? 1162 00:57:37,341 --> 00:57:40,445 Eat your heart out, Martha Dixon. 1163 00:57:40,512 --> 00:57:42,080 Fuck you, Martha. 1164 00:57:46,185 --> 00:57:47,453 Are you okay? 1165 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,921 You need a tissue or something? 1166 00:57:48,988 --> 00:57:51,358 No, it's-- it's Chinese. 1167 00:57:52,926 --> 00:57:55,129 Anyone hungry? 1168 00:57:55,195 --> 00:57:56,397 I know she is. 1169 00:57:58,299 --> 00:57:59,734 She posted. 1170 00:57:59,801 --> 00:58:01,670 I told you she was there, baby! 1171 00:58:01,736 --> 00:58:03,339 I'm undefeated, baby! 1172 00:58:03,406 --> 00:58:04,840 Let's go! 1173 00:58:10,681 --> 00:58:12,482 Now this is my kind of soul food. 1174 00:58:16,487 --> 00:58:19,123 Pass me those egg rolls before Terri eats them all. 1175 00:58:19,190 --> 00:58:21,126 - Thank you. - My apologies. 1176 00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:23,462 I just love me some Chinese food. 1177 00:58:23,529 --> 00:58:24,563 So exotic. 1178 00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,498 You mean Vietnamese. 1179 00:58:26,565 --> 00:58:27,534 Nigga, please. 1180 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,601 A poodle is a poodle, 1181 00:58:28,668 --> 00:58:30,270 no matter what part of the world 1182 00:58:30,336 --> 00:58:31,404 you pluck it from. 1183 00:58:33,374 --> 00:58:35,976 - What did you just say? - What? 1184 00:58:37,211 --> 00:58:38,913 We all know what they be cooking in their kitchens. 1185 00:58:38,979 --> 00:58:40,682 It ain't no secret. 1186 00:58:42,451 --> 00:58:45,354 Even Fox News said it. 1187 00:58:45,421 --> 00:58:47,023 Bitch what? 1188 00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:50,059 I'm 15% Vietnamese on my daddy's side. 1189 00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:51,462 That's right, my Blasian sister. 1190 00:58:52,996 --> 00:58:54,164 You know your dad? 1191 00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:56,734 Get out of here! - 1192 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,870 Stupid fucking bitches. 1193 00:58:58,937 --> 00:59:00,205 Chinegroes. 1194 00:59:01,873 --> 00:59:03,041 Ew! 1195 00:59:06,879 --> 00:59:07,913 Hey! 1196 00:59:10,517 --> 00:59:13,053 Hey! Why did you send me to that chicken place yesterday 1197 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,988 when I told you I was looking for a church? 1198 00:59:15,056 --> 00:59:17,492 I ain't never met you, girl. 1199 00:59:17,558 --> 00:59:19,393 I'd remember if I met Shamu. 1200 00:59:20,695 --> 00:59:23,098 Shamu? I told you 1201 00:59:23,165 --> 00:59:24,900 I was looking for the Love and Friendship church. 1202 00:59:24,967 --> 00:59:26,301 Love and friendship? 1203 00:59:26,368 --> 00:59:28,705 Ooh-whee! 1204 00:59:28,772 --> 00:59:30,974 They really know how to feed a man. 1205 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,408 You see, that's the same bullshit 1206 00:59:32,475 --> 00:59:34,145 you were spouting out yesterday. 1207 00:59:34,211 --> 00:59:35,780 Bitch, you're gonna give me some money 1208 00:59:35,846 --> 00:59:37,515 or you're gonna keep on talking? 1209 00:59:37,581 --> 00:59:39,718 And why on God's green earth would I do that? 1210 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:42,888 Because you wanna find that church. 1211 00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:45,024 You think I'm falling for that? 1212 00:59:45,091 --> 00:59:47,093 If it's the church you seek, 1213 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,362 it's the money that I reap. 1214 00:59:49,428 --> 00:59:51,698 Mm... 1215 00:59:51,765 --> 00:59:53,400 Well, I don't have any cash. 1216 00:59:54,968 --> 00:59:58,039 - Pay or plan it. - Fine. 1217 00:59:58,106 --> 01:00:00,141 But if you send me on a wild goose chase again, 1218 01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:01,910 I'm gonna find you. 1219 01:00:01,976 --> 01:00:04,146 And not only will you be homeless and legless, 1220 01:00:04,213 --> 01:00:06,515 but I'm gonna make sure you're dickless, too. 1221 01:00:06,582 --> 01:00:08,017 You're welcome, Sheila. 1222 01:00:09,786 --> 01:00:10,854 Bitch. 1223 01:00:10,921 --> 01:00:12,789 There, it's done. 1224 01:00:15,092 --> 01:00:16,727 That's what I'm talking about. 1225 01:00:16,794 --> 01:00:19,197 Bitch, you put me back in the game. 1226 01:00:19,263 --> 01:00:22,568 See there, Sheila? I always provide for you. 1227 01:00:24,036 --> 01:00:25,170 Oh, hello! 1228 01:00:26,772 --> 01:00:29,676 Okay, okay, so you go down three blocks to the left, 1229 01:00:29,742 --> 01:00:31,578 then you turn to the right 1230 01:00:31,644 --> 01:00:33,047 and you turn to the left 1231 01:00:33,113 --> 01:00:35,149 and you back it up and you turn-- 1232 01:00:35,216 --> 01:00:37,551 Where the fuck is it? 1233 01:00:37,618 --> 01:00:38,686 All right, all right. 1234 01:00:38,752 --> 01:00:40,455 Go down to blocks to the right. 1235 01:00:40,522 --> 01:00:41,723 You turn to the left. 1236 01:00:41,790 --> 01:00:42,991 You get on the bus, 1237 01:00:43,058 --> 01:00:44,426 and you get off at Jefferson. 1238 01:00:44,492 --> 01:00:46,829 The bus? You said there weren't any buses around here. 1239 01:00:46,896 --> 01:00:48,698 That was over there. 1240 01:00:48,764 --> 01:00:51,101 We over here, you dumbass. 1241 01:00:51,168 --> 01:00:52,970 You know what? I don't have time for this. 1242 01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:54,571 Get your life together, sir. 1243 01:00:54,638 --> 01:00:56,206 And here's a helpful tip. 1244 01:00:56,273 --> 01:00:57,842 You won't find God at the bottom of that bottle. 1245 01:00:57,909 --> 01:01:01,079 Says who? You dumb bitch. 1246 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:06,385 I'm first-- Beat it! 1247 01:01:06,452 --> 01:01:08,254 My hair-- 1248 01:01:12,692 --> 01:01:14,628 I see Terri Joe. She's sitting right there. 1249 01:01:14,694 --> 01:01:15,963 Who's got the gun? 1250 01:01:16,030 --> 01:01:17,365 I don't see her. 1251 01:01:17,431 --> 01:01:19,467 She's sitting in that chair right fucking there. 1252 01:01:19,533 --> 01:01:21,603 Mm, that ain't her, you inbred. 1253 01:01:21,670 --> 01:01:23,305 That's the girl that gave us the card. 1254 01:01:23,372 --> 01:01:24,873 Terri Joe's about 200 pounds heavier, 1255 01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:26,275 and four shades darker! 1256 01:01:26,341 --> 01:01:28,011 You boys lost or something? 1257 01:01:31,514 --> 01:01:35,085 Who are you calling "boy," boy? 1258 01:01:35,152 --> 01:01:37,187 We're looking for this woman. You seen her? 1259 01:01:37,254 --> 01:01:39,224 Yeah, I've seen her 1260 01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:41,426 and there ain't no way in hell 1261 01:01:41,493 --> 01:01:44,997 I'm gonna tell a pecker wood where she is. 1262 01:01:45,064 --> 01:01:46,966 Hey, Jiggaboo. You're gonna tell me 1263 01:01:47,033 --> 01:01:48,034 exactly where she is 1264 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,402 or I'm gonna beat it out of you. 1265 01:01:49,468 --> 01:01:50,870 I ain't scared of you, ho. 1266 01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:54,408 That's all you got? 1267 01:01:54,474 --> 01:01:56,978 Hey, do you think he fucking really needs that chair, 1268 01:01:57,045 --> 01:01:58,846 or he's just lazy, 'cause you're Black? 1269 01:02:00,248 --> 01:02:01,549 Only one way to find out. 1270 01:02:01,616 --> 01:02:02,884 - Whooo! - Hey! 1271 01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:04,753 Take your hands off of Sheila! 1272 01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:06,322 What you want? Anything, 1273 01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:08,157 Bitch, anything. What you need? 1274 01:02:08,223 --> 01:02:10,393 Tell me where the bitch is or Sheila gets it. 1275 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:13,797 Yeah, I'mma penetrate her. 1276 01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:15,566 All right, all right, all right, all right. 1277 01:02:15,633 --> 01:02:18,769 She went to the Love and Friendship church. 1278 01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:20,204 Come on, man. 1279 01:02:21,273 --> 01:02:23,108 Was that so hard? 1280 01:02:24,242 --> 01:02:25,477 Give it back. 1281 01:02:25,544 --> 01:02:27,013 Come on, boys. Let's get out of here. 1282 01:02:28,147 --> 01:02:29,382 A fucking girl! 1283 01:02:32,953 --> 01:02:34,088 Oh, damn. 1284 01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:36,223 There's you reparation, Zaboomafoo! 1285 01:02:41,563 --> 01:02:43,898 Oh, I bet that cotton picker lied to me! 1286 01:02:43,965 --> 01:02:46,369 - Damn it. - Lied to me! 1287 01:02:46,435 --> 01:02:48,971 I'mma gut him like a catfish on Good Friday. 1288 01:02:49,038 --> 01:02:50,606 - Damn it. - Just like Mee-maw, baby. 1289 01:02:50,673 --> 01:02:51,675 Just like Mee-maw! 1290 01:02:51,742 --> 01:02:53,310 We ain't got time to turn around now. 1291 01:02:53,377 --> 01:02:54,878 Plus besides, Bobby took that trash out. 1292 01:02:54,945 --> 01:02:55,912 I watched it. 1293 01:02:57,782 --> 01:03:00,351 Whoo! Mee-maw made a mean catfish, didn't you, brother? 1294 01:03:00,418 --> 01:03:01,919 She did. I miss her. Rest her soul. 1295 01:03:03,322 --> 01:03:04,690 Oh, ooh shit. 1296 01:03:04,757 --> 01:03:06,258 This Japanese food is running straight through me! 1297 01:03:06,325 --> 01:03:08,060 Oh, Lord Jesus. 1298 01:03:08,127 --> 01:03:09,696 We find a bathroom? 1299 01:03:12,198 --> 01:03:13,666 Lord Jesus, please don't forsake me. 1300 01:03:15,102 --> 01:03:16,170 Oh, shit. Well, that's her. 1301 01:03:16,237 --> 01:03:17,304 Look! Look at her! 1302 01:03:17,371 --> 01:03:18,639 Oh, shit, Beau. 1303 01:03:18,706 --> 01:03:19,974 Oh, shit! 1304 01:03:20,041 --> 01:03:22,277 All right! - 1305 01:03:22,344 --> 01:03:23,945 - Let's go. - Hoo, hoo! 1306 01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:25,614 Go kneed her ass, Bob Anne. 1307 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,150 You got this. 1308 01:03:27,216 --> 01:03:29,218 Yeah, I'll bring her out dead or alive, boys. 1309 01:03:29,285 --> 01:03:31,154 - Yahoo! - Go get her, Bob Anne! 1310 01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:32,755 I'm gonna get her, baby, let's go. 1311 01:03:34,224 --> 01:03:36,827 Oh! 1312 01:03:36,894 --> 01:03:39,798 Feels like the birth of a baby on my ass, oh. 1313 01:03:39,864 --> 01:03:41,466 Oh! 1314 01:03:43,401 --> 01:03:45,838 Terri Joe. 1315 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,144 Oh, Ter-Bear. 1316 01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:52,813 Not now, Marmalade. 1317 01:03:52,879 --> 01:03:55,348 Oh, come play with me. 1318 01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:57,885 - Oh, shit-- - Terri... 1319 01:03:57,952 --> 01:03:59,287 Get out, get out. 1320 01:03:59,353 --> 01:04:01,522 - And I want it. - Oh, I know! 1321 01:04:01,589 --> 01:04:02,925 Terri... 1322 01:04:17,808 --> 01:04:19,376 I'm back here. 1323 01:04:21,446 --> 01:04:23,148 Hey there, cousin. 1324 01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:28,154 Missed me? 1325 01:04:28,221 --> 01:04:30,556 Oh, what's the matter? 1326 01:04:30,623 --> 01:04:33,193 You look like you seen a ghost. 1327 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:34,795 Boo! 1328 01:04:36,063 --> 01:04:37,364 Marmalade? 1329 01:04:40,201 --> 01:04:42,370 In the flesh. 1330 01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:47,009 You know I can't stay away from you for too long Ter-Bear. 1331 01:04:48,611 --> 01:04:51,047 Oh, and it's Amethyst now. 1332 01:04:51,114 --> 01:04:53,717 Oh, Marmalade, please. 1333 01:04:53,783 --> 01:04:55,785 It's Amethyst! 1334 01:04:57,455 --> 01:04:59,857 Amethyst, Marmalade... 1335 01:04:59,924 --> 01:05:01,292 Bat straight out of hell. 1336 01:05:01,359 --> 01:05:02,828 I don't really give a fuck. 1337 01:05:02,895 --> 01:05:05,464 In fact, I stopped giving a fuck about you 1338 01:05:05,531 --> 01:05:07,332 that day you showed up on my doorstep 1339 01:05:07,399 --> 01:05:09,269 all bloody and dirty, 1340 01:05:09,335 --> 01:05:12,138 turned into this-- this thing. 1341 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,085 This thing? 1342 01:05:24,152 --> 01:05:26,454 You say that like it was my choice. 1343 01:05:26,521 --> 01:05:28,691 I didn't choose to be kidnapped. 1344 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:32,662 I didn't choose to be raped and turn into a vampire. 1345 01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:37,000 Sweetheart, this is all your fault. 1346 01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:39,671 Maybe if you weren't sneaking out in the dead of night 1347 01:05:39,737 --> 01:05:42,173 to do God knows what, with God knows who, 1348 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,177 you wouldn't be in this predicament now. 1349 01:05:45,244 --> 01:05:47,813 And what predicament is that? 1350 01:05:49,515 --> 01:05:51,418 Mm, I don't know. Let me see. 1351 01:05:51,484 --> 01:05:52,919 A soul-less sack of animated flesh 1352 01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:55,455 that feeds on the blood of the innocent, 1353 01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:58,459 who are more than likely to spend all eternity in hell? 1354 01:05:58,526 --> 01:06:00,995 Whenever that glorious day that somebody decides 1355 01:06:01,062 --> 01:06:04,633 to shove a wooden stake through your cold dead heart. 1356 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:07,336 I'm going to make you shit your teeth, 1357 01:06:07,402 --> 01:06:09,572 you fucking Republicunt. 1358 01:06:12,675 --> 01:06:13,776 Bite me. 1359 01:06:13,843 --> 01:06:17,147 Oh, I intend to. 1360 01:06:25,857 --> 01:06:26,826 Oh! 1361 01:06:28,294 --> 01:06:29,562 Ooh, shit. 1362 01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:45,914 Bitch. 1363 01:06:50,452 --> 01:06:52,756 Ah... 1364 01:06:55,425 --> 01:06:57,361 I did it. 1365 01:06:57,428 --> 01:06:58,929 I did it. 1366 01:07:10,510 --> 01:07:11,477 Oh, my God. 1367 01:07:11,544 --> 01:07:12,578 Well, well! - 1368 01:07:12,645 --> 01:07:14,447 You've sure been hard to find. 1369 01:07:17,051 --> 01:07:18,819 Ah! Oh, my God. 1370 01:07:21,423 --> 01:07:23,258 Beau. 1371 01:07:23,325 --> 01:07:25,393 I like a strong witch, too. 1372 01:07:34,871 --> 01:07:36,106 - Ah! - Stop all that moving. 1373 01:07:39,510 --> 01:07:42,613 Keep your hands off me, you filthy lesbian. 1374 01:07:44,382 --> 01:07:46,785 Don't say another motherfucking word 1375 01:07:46,852 --> 01:07:48,887 or I swear to God I'll kill you. 1376 01:07:48,954 --> 01:07:51,524 Okay, okay. Just don't hurt me. 1377 01:07:53,259 --> 01:07:54,661 Beau! 1378 01:07:54,728 --> 01:07:56,229 Beau, you're here to save me. 1379 01:07:56,296 --> 01:07:58,733 These two men were gonna have their way with me. 1380 01:07:58,799 --> 01:08:00,968 I ain't a fucking man. 1381 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:01,969 Could've fooled me. 1382 01:08:03,739 --> 01:08:06,074 Please, please don't do this to me. 1383 01:08:06,141 --> 01:08:07,042 Oh, it's too late 1384 01:08:07,109 --> 01:08:08,845 for all that begging and pleading. 1385 01:08:08,911 --> 01:08:11,481 You in some deep doggy shit, Terri Joe. 1386 01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:15,819 I heard every word that you told the cops. 1387 01:08:15,886 --> 01:08:17,688 How dumb do you think I am? 1388 01:08:23,695 --> 01:08:25,063 Fuck it! Doesn't matter, 1389 01:08:25,130 --> 01:08:27,800 because I am a man... 1390 01:08:29,268 --> 01:08:30,770 ...of good faith. 1391 01:08:30,836 --> 01:08:33,340 Now, I was gonna kill you. 1392 01:08:34,741 --> 01:08:37,043 But after seeing your cousin's house, I think 1393 01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:40,181 I think ransom just might be a whole lot better idea. 1394 01:08:40,248 --> 01:08:42,617 But first, some fun. 1395 01:08:42,683 --> 01:08:44,185 Go tighten the ropes. 1396 01:08:44,252 --> 01:08:45,320 And I'm gonna get the belt. 1397 01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:46,855 Whoo! 1398 01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:49,792 No, no, please, please. 1399 01:08:49,858 --> 01:08:51,594 Hey, I'll call the sheriff 1400 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,396 and I'll make it right. I will. 1401 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,597 No, no, no, no, no. 1402 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:56,667 I think you're gonna call someone else. 1403 01:08:56,734 --> 01:08:57,802 Where's your phone? 1404 01:09:00,037 --> 01:09:01,038 Um... 1405 01:09:02,641 --> 01:09:03,642 Huh? 1406 01:09:05,143 --> 01:09:06,011 Where? 1407 01:09:08,447 --> 01:09:09,749 Oh, hell no, Bob Anne get that. 1408 01:09:09,816 --> 01:09:12,051 Uh, me? - BEAU: Come on. 1409 01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:14,755 Uh, okay... 1410 01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:17,057 Oh, no. Anybody but her, please. 1411 01:09:17,124 --> 01:09:19,126 No, uh-uh, that ain't my bag. 1412 01:09:19,193 --> 01:09:20,527 Mm-mm. 1413 01:09:22,831 --> 01:09:23,965 Got to do everything! 1414 01:09:27,670 --> 01:09:29,038 It's right on in there. 1415 01:09:29,104 --> 01:09:30,072 Ooh. 1416 01:09:30,139 --> 01:09:31,373 I get in there and I stay Black, brother. 1417 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:32,809 Oh, wow. 1418 01:09:32,876 --> 01:09:34,044 Ain't gonna bite you. 1419 01:09:34,110 --> 01:09:35,145 Oh, that ain't right. - TERRI JOE: Ooh! 1420 01:09:35,212 --> 01:09:36,546 Ooh! 1421 01:09:36,613 --> 01:09:37,948 Good hands you got there. 1422 01:09:38,014 --> 01:09:40,418 Oh! 1423 01:09:40,485 --> 01:09:41,552 Now who am I calling? 1424 01:09:41,619 --> 01:09:44,055 What the hell kind of phone is this? 1425 01:09:45,357 --> 01:09:46,492 Obama. 1426 01:09:48,594 --> 01:09:50,195 Figures. 1427 01:09:50,262 --> 01:09:52,232 Now you're gonna call up that Black lady 1428 01:09:52,298 --> 01:09:53,333 who owns that mansion. 1429 01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:56,035 You're gonna ask her for one trillion dollars. 1430 01:09:56,102 --> 01:09:59,607 And don't try no funny shit or we'll cut your fingers off. 1431 01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,742 Okay. - BEAU: Dial! 1432 01:10:01,809 --> 01:10:03,578 - Come on. - 1433 01:10:03,645 --> 01:10:04,613 Okay, it's calling. 1434 01:10:04,679 --> 01:10:06,214 Hello? 1435 01:10:06,281 --> 01:10:08,651 What the fuck? Why is it so dark? 1436 01:10:08,718 --> 01:10:09,952 Jeorgia, I need help! 1437 01:10:10,019 --> 01:10:11,254 They're trying to kill me! 1438 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:12,755 Ah! 1439 01:10:14,691 --> 01:10:16,159 Oh, my God. 1440 01:10:16,226 --> 01:10:20,163 You're at one of those seedy sex clubs downtown, aren't you? 1441 01:10:20,230 --> 01:10:23,001 Ugh, thanks for the invite, bitch. 1442 01:10:23,067 --> 01:10:25,270 No, no, no, you idiot. I need help! 1443 01:10:26,805 --> 01:10:28,173 Mm! 1444 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,776 A little CNC play. 1445 01:10:30,843 --> 01:10:33,780 Wow, Miami's really done a number on you. 1446 01:10:33,847 --> 01:10:36,116 I couldn't be more proud. 1447 01:10:40,087 --> 01:10:42,123 You stupid bitch. Bobford, the gun. 1448 01:10:42,189 --> 01:10:43,424 - Tired of this shit. - 1449 01:10:43,491 --> 01:10:45,360 This country-ass bitch has seen her last days. 1450 01:10:45,427 --> 01:10:46,795 No! 1451 01:10:46,862 --> 01:10:48,597 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1452 01:10:48,664 --> 01:10:51,000 Okay, we got money saved up at home 1453 01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:52,635 from daddy's life insurance. 1454 01:11:01,245 --> 01:11:02,647 Put her on speaker. 1455 01:11:02,714 --> 01:11:03,915 Okay. 1456 01:11:06,484 --> 01:11:08,821 Hello, this is Tamra. 1457 01:11:08,888 --> 01:11:09,855 Oh, Mama, they're trying to kill me! 1458 01:11:09,922 --> 01:11:12,124 Help me! - TAMRA: Ha! Got ya! 1459 01:11:12,191 --> 01:11:13,392 Oh, my God. 1460 01:11:13,459 --> 01:11:14,695 You dumbass! 1461 01:11:14,761 --> 01:11:16,630 Fell for that, Terri Joe. 1462 01:11:16,697 --> 01:11:18,732 Damn it! It's every fucking time! 1463 01:11:18,799 --> 01:11:20,635 I'm over this shit! 1464 01:11:20,702 --> 01:11:21,869 Somebody shoot her. Make it quick. 1465 01:11:21,936 --> 01:11:22,870 No! Wait, wait! 1466 01:11:22,937 --> 01:11:24,072 Hey, Bob, you said I-- 1467 01:11:24,138 --> 01:11:25,139 No, you always get to have all the fun. 1468 01:11:26,442 --> 01:11:27,376 No, move-- 1469 01:11:27,443 --> 01:11:28,944 No, you always get to have all the fun. 1470 01:11:29,011 --> 01:11:31,380 You always get to have all the fun! 1471 01:11:31,447 --> 01:11:32,649 It's my turn, you dweeb-- 1472 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:42,593 What the hell is that? - 1473 01:11:45,998 --> 01:11:48,266 Shit. - BOB: I'm hit! 1474 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,235 I'm hit. 1475 01:12:29,281 --> 01:12:30,916 Where are we? 1476 01:12:32,084 --> 01:12:33,953 Exactly where you need to be. 1477 01:12:41,996 --> 01:12:44,599 What are we writing for? 1478 01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,168 Let's get in there. 1479 01:12:48,136 --> 01:12:50,807 Just like the Lord, I am the shepherd. 1480 01:12:50,873 --> 01:12:54,010 I seek the lost, bind the broken, 1481 01:12:54,077 --> 01:12:55,278 and lead the willing. 1482 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,384 Well, will I ever see you again? 1483 01:13:05,890 --> 01:13:07,859 I'm always on the main line. 1484 01:13:09,495 --> 01:13:10,362 Okay. 1485 01:13:11,864 --> 01:13:13,265 Well, thank you. 1486 01:13:24,579 --> 01:13:27,716 Finally, my home away from home. 1487 01:13:29,551 --> 01:13:30,953 Hey, you sure you don't... 1488 01:13:31,019 --> 01:13:32,287 want to come? 1489 01:13:38,362 --> 01:13:40,231 Jesus Cristo. 1490 01:13:41,932 --> 01:13:44,336 Jesus Christ? 1491 01:13:45,971 --> 01:13:47,806 Jesus Christ. 1492 01:13:49,741 --> 01:13:53,045 And the Lord said, "I will pour you out a blessing 1493 01:13:53,112 --> 01:13:56,550 that there shall not be room enough to receive it." 1494 01:13:56,617 --> 01:13:58,619 Malachi, chapter 3, verse 10. 1495 01:13:58,685 --> 01:14:00,554 Amen. 1496 01:14:00,621 --> 01:14:03,992 Brothers and sisters, I am here to reassure you 1497 01:14:04,058 --> 01:14:06,861 that you in fact deserve every blessing 1498 01:14:06,928 --> 01:14:08,564 God bestows on you 1499 01:14:08,631 --> 01:14:11,734 because you are God's child. 1500 01:14:11,801 --> 01:14:13,702 Hallelujah. - Hallelujah. 1501 01:14:13,769 --> 01:14:14,971 Speaking of blessings, 1502 01:14:15,038 --> 01:14:18,508 today it's my 10th wedding anniversary. 1503 01:14:18,575 --> 01:14:20,845 If you know anything about marriage, 1504 01:14:20,912 --> 01:14:22,947 you know it is a miracle 1505 01:14:23,014 --> 01:14:24,782 just to get past that first year. 1506 01:14:26,685 --> 01:14:28,854 But by the grace of God, 1507 01:14:28,921 --> 01:14:32,492 we are still going strong and long. 1508 01:14:36,229 --> 01:14:38,999 Now, many of you already know my better half, 1509 01:14:39,066 --> 01:14:41,202 but for those of you who don't, 1510 01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:44,306 I would like to share my blessing with you. 1511 01:14:44,372 --> 01:14:46,608 Can I share my blessing with each of you today? 1512 01:14:46,675 --> 01:14:48,076 Yes. 1513 01:14:48,143 --> 01:14:49,878 Get on up here, Aubrey. 1514 01:14:49,945 --> 01:14:51,681 Ain't that just as sweet as pie. 1515 01:14:57,955 --> 01:15:02,427 This is my lovely husband Aubrey. 1516 01:15:04,596 --> 01:15:07,799 What the fuck? 1517 01:15:07,866 --> 01:15:09,134 Excuse me? 1518 01:15:09,201 --> 01:15:11,203 The love of your life is a man? 1519 01:15:11,270 --> 01:15:12,838 And a Black one at that? 1520 01:15:12,905 --> 01:15:16,443 Now that's just wrong on so many levels I can't even count. 1521 01:15:16,509 --> 01:15:18,311 I mean, how can a man of God 1522 01:15:18,378 --> 01:15:20,848 lie down with another man? 1523 01:15:20,915 --> 01:15:22,116 That's disgusting. 1524 01:15:22,183 --> 01:15:23,684 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1525 01:15:23,751 --> 01:15:25,853 How dare you? 1526 01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:31,927 Here in Love and Friendship 1527 01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:34,197 we believe in being inclusive 1528 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:36,699 and having respect for everyone. 1529 01:15:36,766 --> 01:15:40,170 Well, are you including God in that respect for everyone? 1530 01:15:40,237 --> 01:15:42,006 Because He for sure as hell fire 1531 01:15:42,072 --> 01:15:43,741 would not be blessing this union. 1532 01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:45,277 You need to leave. 1533 01:15:45,343 --> 01:15:47,112 I can't believe this church is run by a bunch 1534 01:15:47,178 --> 01:15:49,648 of back-biting, fudge-packing, twinkle-toed, 1535 01:15:49,714 --> 01:15:52,051 skirt-wearing, tongue-popping fairy faggots! 1536 01:15:54,086 --> 01:15:55,488 What? 1537 01:15:55,554 --> 01:15:57,357 You guys can't seriously be condoning 1538 01:15:57,424 --> 01:15:59,860 this kind of behavior in the House of the Lord. 1539 01:15:59,927 --> 01:16:01,962 I rebuke it in the name of Jesus. 1540 01:16:02,029 --> 01:16:06,234 Why don't you rebuke the fact that your body is 80% back fat? 1541 01:16:09,338 --> 01:16:11,173 What are you even doing here? 1542 01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,541 The same thing you're doing here. 1543 01:16:12,608 --> 01:16:14,109 Didn't you tell me to find someone 1544 01:16:14,176 --> 01:16:15,445 to pray the demon out of me? 1545 01:16:15,512 --> 01:16:18,615 Or am I too much of a fairy faggot now? 1546 01:16:18,682 --> 01:16:20,518 Well, I didn't mean in this church. 1547 01:16:20,584 --> 01:16:23,654 This church may very well be run by homosexuals, 1548 01:16:23,721 --> 01:16:24,655 but it ain't for colored people. 1549 01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,593 Bitch, are you dead ass? 1550 01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:30,095 Do you even own a mirror? 1551 01:16:30,162 --> 01:16:31,730 What's that supposed to mean? 1552 01:16:31,797 --> 01:16:36,235 Oh, I hate an Uncle Ruckus, Auntie Tom, 1553 01:16:36,302 --> 01:16:41,208 Oreo, reverse Rachel Dolezal wannabe white ass hoe. 1554 01:16:41,275 --> 01:16:46,581 Bitch, your elbows is as Black as coal. 1555 01:16:47,582 --> 01:16:50,419 You watch your mouth in the House of the Lord, girl. 1556 01:16:50,486 --> 01:16:52,621 I think you're a little dookie braids are too tight 1557 01:16:52,688 --> 01:16:54,757 because it's messing with your eyesight. 1558 01:16:54,824 --> 01:16:56,058 You're no child to God. 1559 01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:58,528 You're just a holier-than-thou throng. 1560 01:16:58,595 --> 01:17:00,630 Yeah! - I am a true Christian. 1561 01:17:00,697 --> 01:17:04,202 Would a Christian woman push an innocent man 1562 01:17:04,268 --> 01:17:06,104 Ain front of a bullet for her own personal well-being? 1563 01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:08,407 Mike, I thought you were-- 1564 01:17:08,474 --> 01:17:09,575 Dead? 1565 01:17:09,641 --> 01:17:10,976 You know, it wasn't like that-- 1566 01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:12,811 And how was it, Terri Joe? 1567 01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:14,814 Threw me to the gators like a pack of marshmallows. 1568 01:17:16,616 --> 01:17:18,184 I loved you. 1569 01:17:18,251 --> 01:17:20,588 I would have done anything for you. 1570 01:17:27,062 --> 01:17:28,463 What is going on here? 1571 01:17:30,265 --> 01:17:31,867 ¿Y qué pasa con mi pobre abuela? 1572 01:17:31,933 --> 01:17:33,202 English. 1573 01:17:33,269 --> 01:17:36,339 We're in America. We speak English. 1574 01:17:36,406 --> 01:17:38,074 She almost killed my grandma, torta negrita. 1575 01:17:38,142 --> 01:17:39,810 Killed is a stretch. 1576 01:17:39,877 --> 01:17:41,645 She's almost dead anyways. 1577 01:17:41,712 --> 01:17:43,514 Oh, my bad. 1578 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:44,816 Speaking of the dead. 1579 01:17:47,952 --> 01:17:49,254 Marmalade! 1580 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,090 You did this! 1581 01:17:51,157 --> 01:17:54,660 Oh, no, Ter-Bear, you did this. 1582 01:17:54,727 --> 01:17:56,062 You did all of this. 1583 01:17:56,129 --> 01:17:58,198 How could I have done this? 1584 01:17:58,265 --> 01:17:59,900 All I wanted to do is go to a church 1585 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:01,401 and praise the good Lord. 1586 01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,670 And instead, along the way, 1587 01:18:02,737 --> 01:18:05,273 all you've done is take advantage of the kindness 1588 01:18:05,339 --> 01:18:06,941 that these people have shown you. 1589 01:18:07,008 --> 01:18:09,978 You use God and religion 1590 01:18:10,045 --> 01:18:12,014 to shame and ridicule everyone 1591 01:18:12,081 --> 01:18:14,984 for being exactly who God made them. 1592 01:18:15,051 --> 01:18:19,489 Well, that ends today, Ter-Bear, 1593 01:18:19,556 --> 01:18:21,225 because we're gonna make minced meat out of you. 1594 01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:25,729 "No weapons that are formed against me shall prosper 1595 01:18:25,796 --> 01:18:27,599 "and every tongue that rise up against me 1596 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,635 in judgment I shall condemn." 1597 01:18:30,702 --> 01:18:32,305 Whoo! 1598 01:18:36,242 --> 01:18:38,712 I said take your seat, Terri Joe! 1599 01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:51,727 See? I told you she wasn't dead. 1600 01:18:51,794 --> 01:18:53,329 Unfortunately. 1601 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,297 Ugh, thank God. 1602 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:57,167 You know, one more hour 1603 01:18:57,234 --> 01:18:59,736 and I was gonna have to have 911 1604 01:18:59,803 --> 01:19:01,938 all up in my 411. 1605 01:19:02,005 --> 01:19:03,774 I need a Xannie. 1606 01:19:04,942 --> 01:19:07,245 Oh, wait, wait, please don't answer that. 1607 01:19:07,311 --> 01:19:08,447 They're trying to kill me. 1608 01:19:08,514 --> 01:19:10,883 What the fuck are you talking about? 1609 01:19:12,184 --> 01:19:15,054 Ew, you're never coming to one of my parties ever again. 1610 01:19:15,121 --> 01:19:17,056 And speaking of parties, 1611 01:19:17,123 --> 01:19:19,926 a bitch just has to go get her glam on because... 1612 01:19:19,993 --> 01:19:22,396 ♪ Ain't no party like a Jeorgia yacht party ♪ 1613 01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:24,565 ♪ 'Cause a Jeorgia yacht party has drugs ♪ 1614 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,736 Oh, my God, my it's so crazy. 1615 01:19:27,802 --> 01:19:30,105 Damn heifer, you ain't hear us ringing this fuck ass doorbell? 1616 01:19:30,172 --> 01:19:31,973 Oh, my bad. 1617 01:19:37,213 --> 01:19:39,349 What are you doing here? 1618 01:19:39,416 --> 01:19:41,985 And you, you did my... hair. 1619 01:19:42,052 --> 01:19:45,523 Bitch, please, ain't no way in hell I did that. 1620 01:19:45,590 --> 01:19:48,560 No, no, I'm not crazy. I promise. 1621 01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:52,665 There was the homosechas, and drag queens 1622 01:19:52,731 --> 01:19:56,336 and demons and vampires and... 1623 01:19:56,403 --> 01:19:58,872 little Mexican kids playing in the street. 1624 01:20:00,574 --> 01:20:02,577 - Bitch, is she okay? - Don't mind her. 1625 01:20:02,643 --> 01:20:05,580 She's just a little tardlestein. 1626 01:20:05,646 --> 01:20:07,515 Let's get out of here. 1627 01:20:07,582 --> 01:20:10,118 Didn't I tell you to pre wash your hair? 1628 01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:12,421 I can smell the ejaculate from here. 1629 01:20:12,487 --> 01:20:14,557 Oh, sorry. 1630 01:20:14,624 --> 01:20:16,159 Wait, what--? 1631 01:20:16,226 --> 01:20:18,494 Don't leave me here by myself. 1632 01:20:18,561 --> 01:20:19,997 Please don't leave me. 1633 01:20:21,799 --> 01:20:24,301 Hard. I think I'm losing my marbles. 1634 01:20:24,368 --> 01:20:26,705 Where's my holy oil? 1635 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:30,375 This is worse than Juneteenth. 1636 01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:36,048 What? 1637 01:20:36,115 --> 01:20:39,586 Jesus tits on Christ. 1638 01:20:46,127 --> 01:20:47,895 What the fuck? 1639 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,469 ♪ Cause I'm on this long long road ♪ 1640 01:20:53,535 --> 01:20:55,972 ♪ And I don't know where to go ♪ 1641 01:20:56,039 --> 01:20:58,875 ♪ Feels like I'mma lose my mind ♪ 1642 01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:01,544 ♪ But I ain't going back home ♪ 1643 01:21:01,611 --> 01:21:03,080 ♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪ 1644 01:21:03,147 --> 01:21:04,882 ♪ Dreams ♪ 1645 01:21:04,949 --> 01:21:09,021 ♪ Even though it seems that it's a lonely road ♪ 1646 01:21:10,322 --> 01:21:11,923 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1647 01:21:13,492 --> 01:21:15,328 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 1648 01:21:17,630 --> 01:21:20,234 ♪ Cause I'm on this long long road ♪ 1649 01:21:20,301 --> 01:21:22,736 ♪ And I don't know where to go ♪ 1650 01:21:22,803 --> 01:21:25,639 ♪ Feels like I'mma lose my mind ♪ 1651 01:21:25,706 --> 01:21:27,776 ♪ But I ain't going back home ♪ 1652 01:21:27,842 --> 01:21:29,844 ♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪ 1653 01:21:29,911 --> 01:21:31,646 ♪ Dreams ♪ 1654 01:21:31,713 --> 01:21:34,817 ♪ Even though it seems that it's a lonely road ♪ 1655 01:21:37,086 --> 01:21:38,689 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1656 01:21:40,324 --> 01:21:42,626 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪ 1657 01:21:42,693 --> 01:21:44,862 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪ 1658 01:21:44,929 --> 01:21:47,565 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪ 106508