All language subtitles for Small Achievable Goals S02E05 Tingles with Inga

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Mom and daughter time. Mom and daughter
time.

I'm a spider.

You're my baby spider.

Isn't this fun? My God, we're having a
good time. Look at this. Look at your

room. Oh my Lord, it is looking good.

Isn't it looking so good? I feel a
little bit bad for your dad though

your bedroom here is like, it's bigger
and it's like cooler. It is newer. Not

like his four bedroom house. What?

It's not really new.

Just where you used to sleep.

I used to sleep there, but now you do,
because it's a big, big... And Mom gave

you the big room. Also, I went into
Dollar World, and they didn't have your

ritual spell candle anymore, but guess
what they did have? Rats! Beep, beep,

beep, beep! Pooped on your math, because
you don't like math, so it pooped on

it. I'm not into being a witch anymore.

I've evolved now. Into a crone? Are you
a crone now? I'm 14.

I'm more of a goth, I guess. That's
awesome, because guess what? I know that

goth like rats because that little
greasy guy from 2B, he put a harness on

rat, took it for a walk. That's not a
goth. What is it? Lonely. Lonely? Oh, my

gosh. We're inviting him for mac and
cheese. I'm getting him. No, Mom.

What? What?

Please, I just need to study.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. And look
at this. Mom's a good time. Mom's a good

time. And what am I? A rat! Mom's a rat!

No? Yeah?

I'm a rat.

Babe.

I thought you were with me tonight.

I forgot to tell you, um, Dad asked me
if we could switch tonight.

He did?

Okay, well, that's just... That's weird.
That's weird, because normally he'd,

like, tell me if we're switching times,
but that's cool. You have a good time at

your dad's. You might want to not go
over very much anymore, because pretty

I'm getting a new two -bedroom
apartment!

Ba -ba -ba!

When will the guy die?

How much more goth can you get?

I'm perfectly fine with this place.

Gotta go. Oh, wait. No. Oh, just one
second.

Oh, God.

Hey, Dad.

Can I stay at your place tonight?

Okay.

Hey, Saffron.

Buddy.

Have fun.

Whoa.

What time is it? It's early. It's early.
Oliver, did you know he had a field

trip? No.

Yes, I signed something.

But you didn't put it in the calendar.

I forgot, so sue me. Mom? Yeah?

Where's my phone card? Oh, it's down
here.

What are you doing?

I'm panicked.

Now help me.

Ow. Are you okay? I'm fine. My hips are
tight. We fooled around once, and I'm

still paying the physical consequences.
Good thing we didn't join your three

times club. We'd both be dead.

I'm glad you think it's funny.

Yeah, it's not funny.

Here it is.

Morning. Hello.

Hey. Morning.

Morning to you. Why are you guys being
weird?

We're not. No.

Who? Us? No, we're fine. Not weird. No.
Good.

Morning. Coffee?

Yes, please. Oh, yeah. There you go. My
pleasure. There's not even coffee in

that pot. I actually can't stand it
anymore.

Please stop fighting.

We're not fighting. We're not fighting.
Don't gaslight me. Mom, you always go

into fix -it mode, but you're just being
controlling. And Dad, you withdraw and

pretend it's all fine, but we all know
you've been sleeping on the couch.

I'm going to go to my room and do what I
always do. Land the door.

Okay?

Oh.

The thing is, he is a really good
communicator.

Too good, really.

Probably shouldn't have taught him to
speak.

In some cultures, it is a cop, though.
Oh, God.

I feel it all.

I feel it all. Yo!

Yo! Slow down. I'm not going anywhere.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. I've got to talk

to you.

I've got to talk to you. I've got to
talk to you. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Look, there.

There you go. Hi. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Listen, I really need that two -bedroom,
okay? So I was just wondering, like,

what do you think? It's just a thought.
What could you get for these? Remember,

this is feathers.

Also, I detailed this myself.

It's got a little black rose.

There's some fur. It's a lightning bolt
down there. What makes you think I know

how to offload those? Because you just
used the term offload, and you fell back

alley persons out of your trunk.

That's 100 % legit.

Okay. At least it's $3 ,200 a month.
We're not going to decide for a couple

weeks who gets it.

Well, you have to fill out an
application, and it's a $1 ,000 deposit.

Listen, um... I'm sorry.

Could you help me?

Let me see what I can do.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. That's really nice
of you. I appreciate it. Okay.

Okay? I gotta go to work. Wait.

Thank you. This is so beautiful.

It's a plastic lace and that's a... Oh,
it smells like cat. I love cat.

What do you think?

Thank you so much. It's beautiful.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

I got to go to work.

This apartment is a lot more money for
people like me and you. That can be a

more pressure.

So just...

Get going. Go to work. Don't get fired.
I won't.

Oh, wait. You want to know how not to
get fired?

You say yes to everything.

Want me to show you? I'll show you.
Okay.

Okay, ask me a question. Do you have Tic
Tacs? Yes.

You actually have Tic Tacs? No, I don't.
I'm pretty good, huh? Ask me another.

Go again. Go again. Is your middle name
Sheila?

Yes. It's not. Ask me one more. Give me
one more. I feel like you're just going

to say yes. Absolutely.

Because you've got to go long to get
along, baby.

You've got to go long to get along. Oh,
my God. I love this. It's so nice. Bye.

Okay, bye. Thank you. I'm not going to
be late.

Yes. Fuck.

Oh,

Jesus.

Would you go out with me?

Thank you, you all.

I wanted to speak to you both privately.

What do you know about somatic practice?

I want to try for an episode.

You mean, like, tantric sex?

Oh, isn't that how Sting died? I think
Sting is still alive. He is? Really? Oh,

my God, that's awesome. It's going to be
a good episode if he's... Yes.

I booked a workshop for you.

Here at the office. I'm saying yes to
everything, so I'm going to say yes to

workshop. No, no to a sex workshop in
the office? Right, yes, no, correct,

but no, but yes. It is not about sex.
No, it is about connection, which can

be about sex, but this is so much more
than that. You know, a little bird named

Evan told me that you and Pete were
having problems, so this could help.

I'm going to kill him.

I feel like a tantric workshop is a
little gimmicky.

Copycat podcasts are emerging.

We're not the only ones talking about
menopause anymore.

So we've got to get active.

Stay ahead of the curve. Sound
different. Look different. I just need

spontaneous. Yes, I love it. I don't
know. I booked it for this afternoon.

What? That doesn't give us any time to
prepare. We can't do research. You don't

need to. No, this is for the video
component for our socials. The fans will

it. So just be curious.

Ask questions.

Participate. No, no thinking.

Just feeling.

And that is not advice. That is an
order.

Excuse me. Could you tell me where I
might find Jamila?

Hi. What are you doing here? Come see
you.

Wait. You're her mother? I feel like I'm
meeting the queen.

No, this is not the time.

Mama, come.

Why are you here?

Queen Jamila's mother.

You don't walk away from a satanic cult.

You run.

But all I had was an address, torn out
of a phone book where I hoped my grandma

still lived.

I hitched the whole way with a guy who
had a snake in his glove box and

tattooed on his face.

Oh. I slept in truck stops, a barn,
under picnic tables, and when I finally

to my grandma's house, she didn't even
recognize me.

Holy shit.

This is going to make an incredible
podcast.

I have to think about it.

I already lived through it once.

I don't know if I can do it again.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I need a minute.

Yeah, of course. It's okay.

Take your time.

Go. Yeah, yeah. I'll talk to her. I'll
talk to her.

Okay.

Goosebumps. Okay. No, I like... Wipe
your tears. Yeah.

I want that. I should call my grandma.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd get shook up sometime.

Hey, so you said that you slept in truck
stops and abandoned barns and under

picnic tables?

Mm -hmm. That's right.

But you also said that you went the
whole way with that guy with a snake in

glove box.

Yeah. Yeah, so which is it?

Your story, it's all true, right?

Yes.

Like,

basically, like, it's my story.

I wrote a manuscript.

It came to me in a dream. Actually, it's
pretty good, but no one would read it.

Maybe it's because I'm a bad typer.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

A dream?

You made it all up? No, these things
actually happened in my dream.

Oh, my God. What am I going to do?

I feel like Amanda's up to something. I
really need you to not piss Amanda off.

I would like to keep my job, and I'm
really sorry. I had no idea that you and

Pete were having problems. We're not
having problems. I'm not having problems

with Pete. We are fine.

Evan has a big mouth.

Evan has a big mouth. You have a medium
-sized mouth. I have a little baby with

me. The upside to the workshop is that
someone else gets to do all the talking,

right? And it takes the pressure off us,
which truly, truly, I could use that

right now.

Please say yes.

Fine. Fine?

I'll do it for you. Thank you.

But I'm not going to enjoy it. You
might. Nope. You're going to look great

tights. Don't push it.

I want to welcome everyone here today.

My name is Inga. We are going to focus
on our energy,

our breathing.

Yes.

We are going to shut out external
distractions, quiet our mind.

We're not eating anything. We're not
eating anything. We're not eating

Oh, yeah, I'm not putting any food into
the cubby provider.

Oh,

my God, that is rude.

Whose phone is that?

Inga, that's worse than eating cheese.

Oh, sorry, that's mine. I'm going to
have to get that.

You'll be fine.

Oh, shit.

Hello? Hey, you answered. I, uh... I,
uh, hey, I was wondering... Do you mind

speeding this up?

I'm in the middle of a sex group with
Julie. I've got to get back in there

her. I was wondering if you...

What's the lowest that you would take on
that lamp? I'm going to go with $24.

That's too low. I know. I know what I'm
going for.

$400, that $400 and a sweet million.

What is wrong with you? I don't know,
Yule.

I knew less than 24 hours and I almost
shit myself in front of you after a

mammogram and had a breakdown in your
car. So a lot, buddy. I got a lot going

on. Okay. Get going. Go to your class.
Gotta go.

Hey, Chris, can you go out with me?
Chris, can you go out with me?

What I miss, honey. What I miss. What I
miss.

We're doing intuitive mirroring. Oh, we
are? Good, I love it. Good, good, good.

I love it.

Yeah, that's it. Try to just feel your
partner's intention.

That's right. I'm not mirroring that.
Yeah, honey, mirror me.

There you are.

I am furious that you waited so long to
bring this to me.

I just got off the phone with the board.
They are thrilled.

Shana's podcast blew them away. But this
is not just a podcast. I think I

just... It has HBO written all over it.

Elizabeth Moss will play Shana. Isn't
she a little old to play 16?

Robin wanted me to be honest and tell
you that we are

just so gosh darn excited to get going,
right?

Yeah. Honestly, so am I. And relieved
because I really didn't want to have to

fire you. I mean, a podcastless
producer.

It's your lucky day.

It is my lucky day.

She's so powerful.

It's true. I don't want her to be mad.

And I love you.

And I love you.

Release the energy, Julie.

And vomit the energy into my mouth.
Yeah.

Yes. Again. Release that blocked sexual
energy.

I just want you to pay attention to how
much this relationship just flourished.

Close your eyes. Open up your mouth. No.
And hold your hair back.

Did you just eat my energy bar?

Yeah. Are you crying? Yeah.

Sex between friends is never a bad
thing.

Sure. Yeah. Just feel it. I'm riding
this bull all the way home.

We're birthing the new you.

No, this is stupid. No, it's not.

Yeah.

I'm sorry. No offense.

Actually, no.

Full offense.

This is dumb.

There is no scientific evidence to back
any of this up. There is no such thing

as energy work.

You need to let go of everything you've
been holding on to.

No, no, no.

Ride the sexual energy, Julie.

That's right. Don't fight the waves.

Come on, Julie. Learn to surf.

That's okay. Thank you, because I
learned to surf in Costa Rica.

Feel it, Julie.

Feel it.

Now release.

Yes, Julie!

Yes. Yes, Julie.

Jamila, where'd you put my dishes?

My Royal Dalton is gone.

How about we go and have a seat?

Okay, we'll just have a seat. Just have
a seat. No, don't.

Jamila Johnson, just stop managing me
and let me be.

You lost your dishes?

I can look for them.

You're a gentleman.

Thank you. I should go.

Yeah, I got to feed my bachi.

My, my, my, my pair key. I, I, I, um,
I'll grab my purse.

That bird's been dead for 14 years.

Must be a lot.

Between managing y 'all and everything
that she's going through, I just don't

know how much more I can bear.

I like that, I like that.

I am really sensing a very big blockage
in your sacral chakra. Let me just kind

of... You know what we're going to do?

I have to keep it tight. Okay.

Okay. Keep it tight. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Thank you, everybody. That
brings a conclusion to our somatic

journey for today.

And if you're interested in exploring
any further, there is always a whole

of packages on the Glowy website
underneath health and education.

And if you put in the code tingles, you
get a 30 % off your first. Okay. Okay.

This has been a Glowy workshop all
along. Amanda set us up.

Actually, I'm so relaxed right now, I
can't even be furious.

But trust me, I am.

Thank you for her orgasm. It really
helped me out. You're very welcome.

you. Thank you.

Hi. Hey, Chris.

Hey.

I have good news.

You got a good price for that makeup
case.

Need it? That's good.

I got you a grand.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

That's the exact amount I needed for
that.

For the deposit, huh?

Ian, you thought I wasn't a good
hustler. Joke's on you, you. Joke's on

Yeah, yes, yes. I mean, sorry. Thank
you. I thank you. I get it.

I get it.

My mom was a single mom.

That place you got with you and your
kid, I mean, it was great.

It has really good vibes.

You shouldn't want to go forward with
this.

I just really got to do this for my
daughter.

Because... She's like a lot of bats, and
I think she's really into rats now,

like plastic ones, and I just don't have
a lot of space, so. And also, I have a

lot going on.

I have a lot going on, and I just think,
I just think to myself, I'm like, oh my

gosh.

If I could just... If I could just get
that two -bedroom apartment, I think

everything could be better. And it's my
Moscow.

What? I'm sorry, Moscow.

Check off.

For real?

Yeah, okay, okay, wait, ready? If I
could just...

sell the lamp, get the two -bedroom
apartment, finish up our life here and

to Moscow.

Like, I feel such longing to get to
Moscow, like everything I do. The

beautiful weather that we're having
today.

I feel such joy.

I don't know why.

Oh, I know why it's all the same today.

But...

I just feel... Yeah, I feel so happy.

Hey.

Let's go.

Let's get up there.

We gotta bounce.

I gotta bounce.

Wine.

Is that because it was a good day or a
bad day? I air humped Chris.

That could go either way. Amanda made us
do this workshop that turned out to be

a corporate sponsorship thing for Glowy.

She took advantage of me.

And then, in front of a class full of
women, I overshared loudly.

So, bad day? Bad day.

I'm sorry.

Okay. Well, I'm absolutely starving.
What are we thinking?

Uh, Thai?

Pizza? How about couples counseling?

I think we need it, Jules.

I mean, we're not connecting.

Even Oliver, he can see it.

We just need a little bit of help.

Okay.

Okay. Just give me a minute.

Julie.

Hey, hold on.

Hold on.

Just a second.

Hey, buddy.

Hey. Hi.

Whoa. That is a lot of bath.

Oh, yeah.

It's for Saffron. I just gave her the
bigger space because she's getting

and I thought I'd zhuzh it up for her.
This is temporary.

We'll get a new apartment.

Too bad. Moving on up.

Pete thinks we need to go to couples
counseling.

Okay. I understand. Here. Here, baby.
Come sit down.

Here you go.

Hey.

Um, is it okay if I hang out here for a
while? Oh, um, I'm sorry, is Saffron

around? She normally stays with me.
She'll be here tonight. That's how we're

like, she's always like with me. It's
hard to make her go to her dad. I'm

you better go visit him. And she loves
the Batcave so much, so. Okay, then I'll

go. I didn't really think of. Oh, no,
no, I didn't mean that. I just meant, I

just, I'm going to call her right now.
And she's at her dad's right now. She's

like visiting him. So I'll just see that
she'll stay later. If you just give me

a.

Hey.

Yeah, I was wondering, do you mind,
baby, staying a little bit longer at

dad's? She just loves her back, Kate. I
love you.

Stop it.

I love you.

She won't stop saying I love you.

I love you so much. Okay, bye.

Yep, the bats will be here when you get
home.

She must have said I love you like 40
times.

Yeah.

Are we okay?

I'm great. I'm doing really good. I'm
excellent. How are you?

Never better.

Have my finger.

Absolutely.