All language subtitles for Charlies Angels - S2E02 (pt1) 1080p (moviesbyrizzo upl)

That was terrific.

Now, Bosley,
you remember

to thank Charlie
for the tickets.

Oh, you can thank him yourself
in the morning.

You don't mean
in person, finally?

Oh, no, no, no.

On the phone,
from Max's office.

Max? Who's Max?

Max is the fella

that gave this little
charity shindig.

You mean the guy
who owns the ice show?

Yeah, well, he's an old friend
of Charlie's.

Why do I get
the feeling

that this was not
strictly for fun?

Uh-huh...

Well, as a matter of fact,

Max has had
a few minor problems lately.

What kind
of problems, Bosley?

Well, a couple nights ago,
somebody broke into his office.

You mean
he was robbed?

Well, not exactly.
Max isn't sure.

It seems somebody
broke into his files,

but nothing was taken.

Well, that doesn't
make much sense.

Well, it might not
mean anything,

but we'll talk to Max,

and if we've got a job,
then we're working,

and if not...
well, come on.

We've had a good time.

Even if I didn't get
much of my candy apple.

It was delicious.

Yeah?

This is Billy.

About a half an hour.

They're practicing
one of the numbers.

Remember, you promised
not to touch her, just him.

You got my money?

Billy don't break his word.
Door's gonna be open.

Half an hour.

Okay.

Here.

Thank you, Billy.

Sure...

Boy, it's too bad

you have to keep taking
all those pills, Helene.

Keeps the old asthma
under control.

How come you never help me
with my skates, Billy?

Don't tease him, Jack.

Mm, you've got
great hands.

Hey, easy, Billy.

You got any plans
for tonight?

No.

Mm, that feels great.

Why don't you knock off
for the night, Billy-boy?

Mm... Night, Billy.

Thank you.

Oh, sir?

Sir, sir...

Um, sir,
excuse me.

Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.

Just wondering, uh-

I was wondering,
sir, if, um...

if I might
negotiate a loan.

What?

A loan, sir.

I would like
to make a loan.

Well, thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.

MAX“. Charlie, what is this?

I call you for help
and what do I wind up with?

Three cheerleaders

and a guy
who inhales nuts.

They'll help, Max.

Trust me.

"Trust me," he says.

First, somebody breaks
into my office,

now my two lead skaters
are gone- vanished.

In six days,
I officially open the season.

Opening night,
we're sold out.

Movie stars, big oil men
from the Middle East...

And what do I have?

I'll tell you what I have.

Missing stars is what I have!

A show is what I have not.

When were they last seen?

Last night.

Billy left them
in the training room.

Who's Billy?

Billy? Well...

He's sort of our gofer,
our flunky.

Nice fella-- good strong back.

Above the neck? Not so strong.

Anyway, Billy saw
Jack and Helene together

having a...

well, a little hanky-panky,

if you know
what I mean.

Jack and Helene,
are they married?

Jack, yes. Helene, no.

If you get my drift,
young lady.

Have you checked
with Jack's wife?

Aw, for...

Charlie, will you please
tell these girls

that I'm not just
another pretty face...

Of course,
I checked with his wife.

She doesn't know
where he's at.

Have you checked
Helene's apartment?

I called.

She's not there.
Hasn't been.

Well, why don't you just
call the police?

Why don't I call
the newspapers too?

And tell
the ticket-buying public

that my stars are missing?

Charlie, are you sure
these people can help me?

Trust me, Max.

Angels, find out
why they're missing.

Rehearsal
in 10 minutes, everybody.

10 minutes...

May I have
your attention, please?

There will be a crew call
at 3:30 this afternoon. 3:30.

You with the ice show?

The only ice I want to see
is at the bottom of a glass.

My so-called husband
is the lead skater.

Jack Ward?
I hear he's a terrific skater.

Yeah, skater, 10.
Husband, zero.

Damn!

Did you lose something?

Yeah, him...

and the keys
to the Chevy.

Hey, listen,

I'm going
downtown anyway.

I could drop you off
at the locksmith.

I might as well.

Thanks.

I got a feeling
he ain't coming back.

You mean
he disappeared?

That's what
I mean, love.

Wow. You must be
really broken-up.

I'm devastated.

I'm sorry, Helene.

They said
they wouldn't touch you.

They promised me.

But they lied.

You gotta believe me, Helene,
it wasn't my fault.

I'm sorry.

There will be a costume fitting
for e veryone in valved at 4:00.

4:00. Don't be late.

Is this it?

What?

No whirlpool?
No electrotherapy?

What kind of a training room
is this?

The show
travels a lot.

Ah... Very astute.

It isn't
economically feasible

to take them with you

when you travel.

And you?

Me? What?

Well, you are obviously
one of the key members

of this organization.

What is your name?

Everybody
calls me Billy.

Good, Billy...

We'll need someone to run
the show from backstage,

if you know what I mean.

Lady, you ain't supposed
to be in here.

Oh, yes, of course,
I am, Billy.

You see, I'm Sabrina Duncan.

I represent the conglomerate

that will most probably
buy this show from Max Brown,

lock, stock, and barrel--
personnel included.

Of course,
you don't have to worry, Billy.

You will
have a job with us.

Oh, thank you.

Now, Billy...

It's usually
people like you

who know the true facts.

The girl
who disappeared, Helene,

what's her last name?

It's Robinson.

It's Helene Robinson.

She was the best.

Was?

Is!

And, uh,
what about Jack Ward?

He's a bum.
He's no good.

Well, that's
a very interesting

point of view.

Lady, you don't
belong in here.

Now, I understand
that Helene just disappeared.

Well, that's not
very professional, is it?

It's their fault.

She wasn't supposed--

Whose fault?

Come on, Billy.

What are you trying to say?

Lady, you ain't supposed
to be in here.

If I am
to evaluate things properly,

I must understand

the odd disappearance
of our stars.

Don't say anything bad
about Helene.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Lady, I told you.

You ain't supposed
to be in here.

That's it--
look up everything,

nice and neat.

There's a place
for everything,

and there's a place
for everything

and everything
in its place.

Would you care to explain

your relationship
with Helene Robinson?

I told you,
I don't want to talk about that.

Can't you understand?

Yes, okay.
All right.

I've got it.

I have it. Thank you much.
Very informative.

Very, very, very enlightening.
Thank you.

Did you think about
what I asked?

Look, we weren't
kidding.

She's got asthma.

She needs
those pills.

Look, whatever
you had in mind,

it doesn't include killing us,
or you'd have done it by now.

Please, the pills are in
the top drawer in her dresser.

You can't miss them.

A small brown bottle.

Hey, look, you can't
just let her die.

We're here-- We're here
to kill the traitors.

If someone else dies,
it will look bad for us.

Maybe we should go
to the apartment,

get her medication.

First things first.

The guard at the arena.

Hello.

Come over here, please.

Yeah, what can I do for you?

Listen,
I am telling you,

Billy knows more
than he's saying.

He almost spilled it.

When I pushed him,
he got a little dangerous.

Oh, please.

My Billy's a pussycat.

You just pushed
the wrong button.

Your "pussycat"
has a record

of assault
and battery, Max.

All right, so a long time ago,
he was a little short-tempered,

but believe me,

he is not responsible
for Helene's disappearance.

He loves her.

A lot of strange things
happen in the name of love.

I think you'd better
check her apartment, Sabrina.

Good idea, Charlie.

Check her apartment
for what?

What will you
be looking for?

Well, I'll try to figure out
if she's been abducted,

or if she's gone away
for the weekend to play.

I don't think it's romance.

Shirley said,
after a couple of drinks,

that Jackie-baby
always comes home to mama.

This time, he didn't.

I vote for foul play.

Is this beautiful, Charlie?

The children are voting.

My life is at stake,

and they're holding
democratic election!

How about some results?

Soon, Max, soon.

But, first, you've got
to hire us on as skaters.

Skaters?

Alvin will never buy it.

Who's Alvin?

My director.

I'll just have
to tell him who you are.

Well, you can't
do that, Max.

You can't risk
blowing our cover.

Shall we hit the ice
for a little practice?

Just my luck.

Jill skates like a pro,
and I get this assignment,

and all the bruises.

Yeah, Max, 1 got the flu,

but my cousin
is going to fill in for me

until I get better.

He knows the ropes, Max.

There's an extra uniform
right in the locker.

Oh, you can just send me
the check.

That's all right. Yeah.

Max, listen.
I got to say goodbye.

I'll talk to you later.

How did I do, huh?

Hey, what about the pill-

Welcome to the club.

What's going on here?

It can destroy six traitors
in 1.8 seconds.

You shoot very well at melons.

Can you do the same
with people?

Pay as you promised,
we'll do what you want.

From now on,
you do not know me or Kalik.

You understand?

We understand.

Good day,
lovely people.

Are you aware

that I am now borrowing money
at 18% per annum'?

Clear the ice
for auditions, please.

Clear the ice for auditions.

Sufficient.
Absolutely sufficient.

I've seen enough.

Well, what do you think?

They are amateurs.

Just 3 “Ne.

You like them,
you run the show.

Oh, no. No. No.

Your decision.

On the ice,
I back you up.

El con job.
Let's go.

Uh, girls...

You know, when
you showed us that turn,

the way you came out of it
was so beautiful,

I mean, you just
stopped and...

it was great.

It's Canoe, isn't it?

Oh, I knew it was Canoe.

You know, what with
your body chemistry,

it's like, I don't know...

it's like gardenias
in the fall.

Oh, really? How nice.
Thank you.

Listen, girls,
I'm sorry, but...

You know, you just stopped,
and you were so graceful.

What is it that you do
to make it seem so...

so-- what is
the word, Kris?

So, so... Organic.

Rig ht, rig ht.

You know, you could have
been a ballet dancer.

Don't tell anyone, but I was.

The Hoboken Nureyev.

You see?
I knew it.

You know, Alvin,
you're really outrageous.

Oh?

Well, I mean, who else
could get away

with fuchsia and magenta?

Oh, and you
make it work too.

How did you think
of that combination?

Oh, I just don't let myself
go to sleep

until I choose
the next day's outfit.

I just toss and turn
until it's just right.

"Righteous" is the word.

Right.

You know,
I think that you girls

have actually conned me
into hiring you.

You definitely
are not pros,

but you do bring
a certain...

je ne sais quoi elegance into
this world of ready-mades.

Alvin, we'll never
be able to thank you.

Probably not, but try, dears,
oh, I beg of you, try!

Okay.

I hope you don't mind my asking,
but who the devil are you?

I'm Olga.

This is Luisi.

Olga, Luisi.

Terrific.

What are you doing here?

We heard a rumor

that your lead skaters
have disappeared.

Ugly news travels fast,

but what has that got to do
with you?

We would like to audition.

Audition?

You mean
to replace them?

We watched
the show in Detroit.

We studied
all the routines.

They are simple.

I developed
the routines.

I don't think
they're simple.

No, no, no. She means,
they're simply beautiful.

This is either a daydream
or a nightmare.

If you have the music,
we will Show you.

Well, why not?

"Alvin's Gong Show--"
amateurs and nuts.

Hit the music, Sam.

Cue six.

P If we only have love... P

P Then tomorrow will dawn J“

a“ And the days of our years A“

P Will rise on that morn P

P If we only have love P

P We can reach those in pain P

P We can heal all the wounds J“

D We can use our own names A“

P If we only have love P

P We can melt all the guns P

J“ And then give the
new world P

P To our daughters and sons P

P If we only have love P

P We will never bow down P

P We'll be tall as the pines J“

P Neither heroes nor clowns P

P If we only have love P

P For the songs that we sing P

P Then we'll have a way out P

P If we only have love PP

Oh, I have only
one thing to say.

Where have you been
all my life?

You are both exquisite.

Whoever you are,
you're hired.

You open the show.

Alvin, stop the auditions.

Work with them day and night
and in between.

Work? What's to work?

They are perfection.

Just like me.

I can't tell you
what it means

to see skating like this.

You are just wonderful.

Wonderful.

They're in.

You'd better go
to the apartment

and get the pills.

Now.

They're fabulous.

Makes me want
to hang up my skates.

Yes, aren't they?

What's the matter?

Well, I don't know much
about professional skaters,

but this all seems so easy.

Just doesn't make sense.

Listen, maybe we'd better
talk to Bree about it.

Well, it'll
have to be later,

because she's checking out
Helene's apartment.

Let's go.
Practice makes perfect.

Okay?

Oh, excuse me.

Excuse me,
can I borrow your truck?

It's an emergency.

Why are you holding
your hands like that?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'll bring it back...

Sorry.

Hi there.

Out of the truck,
please, miss.

Listen-- I know you're
probably wondering--

Out of the truck.

Yes, sir. Your way.

License, please.

Uh...

That would be
a driver's license?

That's the idea.

Well, look,

you're never
going to believe this,

but I don't have it with me.

You see, I left it in the room

when I took my gun
out of my purse to...

to... to shoot at the gorilla

who was driving
the limousine.

The gorilla...
driving the limousine?

Well, I mean, no,
it wasn't really a gorilla.

I mean, a gorilla
can't drive...

Even if he did have
his license.

It was a person
in a gorilla mask...

Have you been
drinking, ma'am'?

Oh, no. No, no, no. No.

Scout's honor.

Is this your truck?

No. No.

I rented this truck.

Well, actually,

I didn't rent this truck.

I borrowed
this truck.

Borrowed?

You could say that.

You stole the truck.

You could say that too.

Listen, look.

I can clear
this whole thing up.

I am a private detective.

Now, if...
A detective.

Yeah.

Lady, I believe everything
you've said today.

But you know what?

Uh...

You don't believe
I'm a detective?

I'm afraid not.

How do you spell "gorilla"?

[wonder
what Charlie's going [a say--

You mean about the cost
of Sabrina's bail?

It really adds up,
doesn't it?

Operating a vehicle
without a license,

stealing a truck,
reckless driving,

and I never even heard
of "felony littering."

Bah!

While Sabrina's busy

turning into
one of the 10 Most Wanted,

what have we learned?

Did Helene's apartment
tell you anything?

Well, it tells me
she probably didn't go away

for a romantic weekend.

She left
her most expensive perfume,

and her eyelashes,
and all that stuff.

I guess
that pretty much confirms

Helene's disappearance
as a kidnap victim.

I'll take one too, 808.

Pretty much.

Listen, whoever it was

has a good set of teeth prints
on his right hand.

If it was Billy,

I think I can get close enough
to find out.

He likes me.

Yeah, well,
if it was Billy,

I wouldn't get
too close.

He's not fully
domesticated yet.

I'll have a double.

You got it.

Okay, boys and girls,
from the top.

Ready, and one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight,

one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...

One, two--

Wait! Hold it,
hold it, hold it.

Let's go back.

Take it from the follow-up.

Ready, and one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight,

one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

one, two--

Wait, hold it! Hold it!

Take five.

When I say five,

I mean 300 seconds,
and start counting.

One one-thousand, two...

I'm sorry, Alvin.

I'll practice that move
tonight, okay?

Honey, you don't have
enough nights in your life

to get that move.

I am going to take you
out of this line

and turn you over
to Michael.

Who's Michael?

Our top clown.

He'll put you
in a red nose,

a pillow here,
a pillow there...

I hate to ruin
such a figure,

but this way, if you...

if you fall,
they'll think it's funny.

Okay?

Now go...

All right, boys and girls,
it's back to work.

Now...
What?

What's that for?

For being a sweet guy
and not firing me.

I can't stand gushy.
Now go.

All right,
boys and girls,

we're going to take it
back from the top...

Ready and...

When do I go in?

Soon.

I need two days
to fix the guns.

Fix them right.

If you're Alvin, go away.

The muskets aren't ready yet.

And if I'm not?

They told me
you could fix anything.

I think my blade's
a little loose.

Oh, sure. No sweat.
This is what blew me out.

Excuse me?

You see. See this?

I used to do
two flips with a roll

over more barrels
than you got freckles.

Then one day, I landed perfect,
elevation and everything.

Blade snapped,
and so did this leg.

I really appreciate this.

You're new around here,
aren't you?

Sometimes I feel like
a stranger in a crowd.

Everybody knows
what's going on except me.

What's to know about?

Well, I mean,

about your two lead skaters
disappearing.

You mean Helene and Jack?

Yeah. Do you have any idea
what happened to them?

Sure, sure. That's easy.
I figure they're dead.

They're just dead,
that's all.

Oh... Well, how come
you figure that?

Well, when you get
ice in your blood,

you just don't
up and leave.

Why, you take me.
Gimpy old me.

If I get too far away
from ice, I get nervous.

Yeah, they must be dead.

It doesn't seem
to bother you very much.

Being human
is a terminal illness.

We all deserve what we get
when we deserve it.

Yeah, I figure
they must be dead.

There's a limit, Max,
to what a person can take.

All right, Alvin.
Steady, steady!

We're waiting
for the muskets, Iggy!

You are asking
about the muskets?

Your hearing is perfect.

All right.

Excuse me
if you will, gentlemen.

Here you are, my darling.

Put that up to your shoulder,

and face that way...

and aim at them.

Now come on, dear,
just like we've been rehearsing.

One, and two,

and aim,

and fire...

Perfect!

Even better
than perfect.

All right, now,

when will they
all be fixed?

Well, I figure
if I work all night,

you can have them
tomorrow for rehearsal.

Well, in that case, Iggy,
you are perfect too.

I know.

Okay, work, work, work, work!

Would you be interested

in advancing Mason Fairchild

a loan payable within the year
at 12% interest,

and that is much better

than anything
the banks are offering.

No thanks.

And I thought this territory
was going to pay dividends.

I have been here
for more than one week,

and thus far,

have not been
compensated enough

to drown a termite,

much less
wet a man's whistle,

but, of course, it...

You've been here
for over a week?

Through thick and thin.

Foul weather and worse.

I---

I say, you don't happen
to have a little...

a little drink
in that bag of yours, do you?

No, but if you'd answer
a few questions for me,

I might be able
to work something out.

Are you intimating
that I have my price?

Yes.

Ah, sweet nectar.

Okay, now, Mason.

Could you tell me

if you've seen anything
out of the ordinary

since you've been staying
outside the ice show?

Would you believe
along, blue thing...

that spits money

and sucks people up
right off the street?

Must have been 30 feet long.

What?

Young lady,
please pay attention.

In five minutes,
I will not be coherent.

I'm sorry.

Could you... could you just
tell me that again?

Long and blue
with smoked windows.

A car!

A limousine!

A blue limousine.

You are a believer.

I think I have seen it...

It sits there
like a beast,

and it spits them out
and sucks them in.

Just like a vacuum cleaner.
Whoosh.

Listen, Mason,

I wasn't close enough
to get the license plate.

Did you happen to get it?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

They only do that
in 1930 movies.

On the other hand,
it was in the 1930

that they had a superb sherry.

It was called "diplomat."

The most incredible bouquet.

"Diplomat," that's what
it said on the license plate.

"Diplomat"? You sure?

Young lady,
do I look like someone

who is not sure of himself?

Oh, Mason, don't ask me that.

I thought I was the only crazy
working late.

Who is it?

What's with
the crazy masks?

What is it?
Halloween or something?

He calls it
the "blue people popper,"

and he says
it also spits out money.

Oh, that's great.

Now we've got a drunk

that sounds like a bad song
is supplying the clues.

He also saw the "Diplomat"
license plates.

Which means the car is from

a foreign consulate
in the city.

A foreign consulate--

foreign government
in volvement.

This could get
very sticky, Sabrina.

Charlie...

I've got a feeling
we're running out of time.

Ready, and one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight,

two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

three, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

three, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

four, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

five, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

six, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,

muskets up, aim and fire...

That was
really adequate.

What is this with muskets up
and all I see is sticks?

Alvin, baby,
how are we going to get them

to get the feel of everything

if all I see in their hands
are sticks?

All right, boys and girls,
go to lunch.

Because Iggy said that
they would be here today.

Iggy! Again with Iggy.

I don't want to hear
anymore about Iggy!

There will be a lunch break,

ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

from 12:15 to 1:15.

Iggy!

Iggy, what is this
with no muskets?

Iggy?

There's not supposed to be
any visitors in here.

It is all right.

He's my cousin
visiting from the other side.

Billy, where is
my Iggy?

I don't know, Max.

How could you
not know?

Between you and Iggy,

I depend upon you
for everything.

I didn't see him today.

Well, when you see him,
tell him he's fired,

and if you find him,

tell him we need
those muskets.

Who is this?

This is my cousin, Durgas.
He just came over.

I thought maybe he could
find some work here.

Send him to unemployment.
Billy, I told you no visitors.

I told them
no visitors, Max.

Mister, you got to go.

Please-- Durgas is a
master woodcarver--

and a machinist--

and he works very cheap.

Cheap, huh?

Can you fix muskets?

Durgas can fix anything.

Listen to this.

Okay, you're hired
until we find Iggy.

Then you're fired.

Billy, show him
where to go.