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[ "London Boys" playing
in background ]
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- "Dodge 'Em."
- "Missile Command."
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- "Dig Dug."
- "Grand Prix," suckers.
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- Carl: Ah!
- Oh!
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Gordon, X to you.
Atari 2600 games.
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Has to start with
the last letter of
the previous answer.
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Uh, "Xenophobe."
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Whoa!
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Wait, wait, there's seriously
a game called "Xenophobe"?
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Yeah, but you're just being
intolerant to aliens,
so it's cool.
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All right, guys,
any updates on the bug
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we've been having with
the swap confirmations?
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Overhauled
and working great.
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That's it, ChernobylBoy
is going to the stocks.
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- Happy Fourth of July,
asswipe.
- Yeah.
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Some fifth grader reneged
on a swap for a "Close
Encounters" lunch pail.
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We're revoking
trading privileges
for repeat offenders.
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It's all internal for now,
but we're working on putting
this into here.
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Show him the guillotine.
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( laughs )
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But are you dead
in Mutiny?
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I mean, are we cancelling
people's subscriptions?
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You just wander around
without a head
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and that lets people know
this guy without a head
is a total dick.
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Don't swap with
this headless dickwad.
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( laughs )
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Can we get some
blood spurting out
of the neck hole?
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- God, how did we
not think of that?
- Put that in, dude! Yes.
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All right, we got to solve
for the Sev 1 cache miss bug
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in the out-of-region
swap routine?
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Tests today,
ships tomorrow.
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- You sure?
- Gordo, relax.
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SwapMeet's righteous.
The only thing
that's sideways
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is people keep ignoring
the no buying stuff rule.
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A lot of people
are trading for DBs.
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- DBs?
- Dollar bills.
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We could technically
monitor every trade to make
sure it doesn't happen.
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I can't help you there.
That's way above my pay grade.
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( laughs )
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So people are buying
shit for money.
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So what?
We knew this would happen.
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It's clunky.
Our users want an easy
way to buy things
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and they're frustrated
it doesn't exist.
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Our users want the Police
to get back together,
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but Sting's
not interested.
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Doug and Craig said
they can spend the weekend
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integrating their code
for credit card transactions.
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- No.
- They were already in beta with
it when we acquired them.
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It's basically
ready to go.
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Because they yanked it
off the shelf.
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It's boilerplate code
supplied by the credit
card company.
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They just gave it
a little shine job.
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We don't need
the perfect solution.
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If we have to temp
something in now
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and customize it
later, fine.
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A Band-Aid is better
than bleeding to death.
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Bleeding to death?
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Donna, SwapMeet
has doubled in size
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every week since
we went live.
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You're just scared
of slowing down.
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I don't want
to slow our growth.
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And you keep acting like
accepting credit cards
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is some devil's bargain.
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They make
people's lives easier.
That's the whole point.
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Okay, Mutiny is a castle.
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You and I built it
and then we gave a little
piece to Diane.
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And then a little piece
to freakin' Doug and Craig.
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But making deals with
credit card companies is
just lowering the drawbridge.
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What good is a castle
if nobody's in the kingdom?
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It doubles in size
every week, okay?
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There is a fix for this,
I promise.
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I just-- I don't know
what it is yet.
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- Hey, Cam,
are you down there?
- Yeah, Bos.
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Cam, I'm gonna pick you up
tomorrow at 6:00 A.M.
sharp, all right?
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We got to get
to the terminal
a little bit early.
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They always give me shit
about the rods in my tailbone.
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Okay.
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When we moved
here, we knew
that there'd be times
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that we'd have
to adapt quickly.
This is one of those times.
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Donna, we're all
alone, okay?
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There's no other company
that's even attempting
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to do what SwapMeet
is doing.
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I don't want to rush in
and just screw it up
all at once.
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Can we talk about it
when I get back Monday?
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- We're not gonna
screw anything--
- Monday.
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Have a nice trip.
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Stanford's over here
right next to Moffett.
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Over here
is jackboot central.
DoD, NORAD, the NSA.
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And I printed out all
the directories for every
mainframe on the network.
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And we can leverage
some of the weak access
points I found.
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Now, the Pentagon
is nearly impenetrable,
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but some
of these other guys--
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Utah is a total sieve.
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What is this right here?
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That's not really
part of ARPANET.
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That's just the new network
the National Science Foundation
just rolled out.
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Yeah, NSFNET.
Steve Wolff's baby.
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I went in through
Cornell's node.
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It's only been live
for a couple days.
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Could you--
could you not do that?
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NSFNET's
transmission lines
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are 10 times faster
than ARPANET theoretically.
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- Uh-huh.
- But it keeps crashing.
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- I've been bumped off six
times in less than an hour.
- What else?
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Seriously, Joe,
it's just a bunch
of tenure-track slapdicks.
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They can't even get their
basic infrastructure right.
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They got grants
for the national network,
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threw a bunch of cash
at the local level,
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and left the regional networks
in the middle hanging.
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- So?
- So there's a huge
bottleneck baked in.
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There's no room
for increased demand.
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- So like ARPANET--
- Commercial use is banned.
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There could be
something here.
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It's a lemon.
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I've been working on it
for six weeks, I know.
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Well, you know.
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You've been working
on it for six weeks.
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General Atomics left
a hole in our balance
sheet $3 million deep.
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We're hemorrhaging money.
ARPANET will be
mothballed soon.
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And NSFNET is the future.
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That's the story
you just told me.
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No, Joe.
Listen--
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Just dig deeper
on this.
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Indulge me.
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- That's all for today.
- ( knock on door )
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Get some sleep, Ryan.
You're starting
to miss things.
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- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
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- It's not a good time.
- Now.
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Thank you for today.
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( theme music playing )
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"Green Ideas" playing
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Bosworth:
I'm just so excited
to see this little monkey,
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I whizzed right past
Sonny Bryan's.
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Hey, when do babies
start talking?
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Um, three or four months?
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His first words are gonna be
barbecue if I got anything
to say about it.
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Oh, hey, check this out.
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Remember that stewardess,
the one with the legs?
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She gave me that for Sam.
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Every time I'd go on a trip
when James was young,
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I'd get one of these,
pin it to his teddy bear
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first thing in the morning
so he'd know I was home.
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That's really sweet, Bos.
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So what's the plan?
You gonna ship the bike
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or are you gonna ride off
into the sunset,
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catch bugs in your teeth
on the way back to the Bay?
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You know, I don't even
know if it runs.
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I'm kind of playing
this all by ear.
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Well, they know
you're back, don't they?
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No.
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I'm not gonna give
my mom time to work up
some stupid speech.
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You'll be glad
you did this.
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You're doing
all right, Cam.
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I am so sorry.
I thought Linda
would never leave.
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She was supposed
to pick up the kids
first thing in the morning.
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For her,
this is first thing.
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She was telling me about
this creepy dad at school
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that keeps asking her
to go boogie boarding
in Capitola.
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I think she wants me
to be jealous.
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Oh, I am not
drinking out of that.
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Hey, look at this.
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Remember that bar
we went to
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in Independence on our way
to Onion Valley?
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The bartender got us
so drunk, we had to sleep
in the car.
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Oh, yeah.
( laughs )
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Hey, where are
the propane canisters?
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I forgot.
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But we can go
stop by Orchard Supply
on the way out.
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Orchard Supply is not
open on the Fourth.
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You know, and this stupid
thing is useless.
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Hey, I don't mind sleeping
out under the stars.
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Yeah, that's what
the rattlesnakes
want you to do.
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( sighs )
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You know, what's the point
of even going?
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You know,
nothing's working.
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Well, the kids are gone
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and we haven't
had one night alone
since we got to California.
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We could always, you know,
have a vacation at home.
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You know what?
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We're staying here.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna defrost
the porterhouses.
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You can pull out
that lacy thing
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with the straps
that I got you
for Easter.
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I am changing
into sweatpants.
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Or sweatpants.
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Look at this.
We got the same hair.
You see?
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- You want to hold him?
- Cameron: No, no, no, Bos.
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- No, my taxi's coming.
- Hold the baby.
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Hold the baby,
Cameron.
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Yeah.
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Lisa:
Are you sure we can't convince
you to stay, Cameron?
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I see the crib got
here in one piece.
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Uh, yeah, in a lot
of pieces, actually.
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Gonna put it together
this weekend.
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Lisa:
Sam's graduating out
of his bassinet.
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Bosworth: Already?
Precocious little fella.
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Look at him.
Oh, I almost forgot.
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Do you remember
when I used to get
these for you?
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- Yeah, sure do.
- ( car horn honks )
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Oh, that's me.
Okay.
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Bosworth:
All right, see you
first thing bright and early.
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Congratulations.
Your baby's really cool.
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I got to get going, too.
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I can't believe
they're making you
work on the Fourth.
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Yeah, well,
mouths to feed.
Work's work.
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Oh, I know
that kind of work.
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- I'll be back soon.
Just got to kiss the ring.
- All right.
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Do you want
to talk to Grampy?
Come talk to Grampy.
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( sighs )
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It's, uh--
it's the Fourth of July.
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Right.
I mean, you didn't say
I had the day off, so...
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Ryan, it's
the Fourth of July.
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So, do you want
me to leave?
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No.
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No, come on in.
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00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,304
Coffee?
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00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,274
Sure.
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Kill the computer.
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( computer beeps )
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00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,551
You take it black,
right?
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Cream, lots of sugar,
actually.
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- ( truck horn blows )
- ( tone beeps )
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00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,296
Oh, hi, it's me.
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00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,032
I'm here in Dallas.
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00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,201
Um...
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yeah, I'm staying
at the Motel 6 on...
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00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,575
I actually
don't know where.
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00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,778
There's a Midas
and a Whataburger.
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But, uh, okay.
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I'm here.
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"Nowhere Girl"
playing in background
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All right, steaks
will be ready in a few.
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00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,504
Mmm.
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( sighs )
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00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,948
God.
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Unreal.
238
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,952
Do you hear that?
239
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,553
No.
240
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,855
Exactly.
241
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,358
No modems screeching
like a dying hamster.
242
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,094
God, she can be
so stubborn.
243
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,730
And, you know, you wouldn't
think somebody so punk
244
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,967
would be so conservative
when it comes to business.
245
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:50,737
Yeah, I was really just
talking about the modem.
246
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,273
But, sure, I get it.
It's stressful.
247
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,175
But Cameron's been great
for the most part.
248
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,877
You know,
the kids love her.
249
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,146
Of course, I guess
that's a mixed bag.
250
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,081
I mean, she makes
you better, right?
251
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:05,418
You know what?
I really don't want
to talk about work.
252
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,087
I wasn't talking
about work.
253
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:11,158
Oh, well, I really
don't want to talk
about Cameron.
254
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,960
Oh.
255
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,532
Well, what do you want
to talk about?
256
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,334
I don't really want
to talk at all.
257
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,503
"Crazy Jenny"
playing in background
258
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,576
( laughs )
259
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,483
And then we acquired
this company, which was insane
260
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,251
because our payroll
doubled, like, overnight.
261
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,954
Which is fine because
that's what people say
you have to do
262
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,723
to be competitive
in Silicon Valley,
so that's what we did.
263
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,960
Uh, but, yeah, so the thing
that we acquired,
264
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,962
it's called SwapMeet
and it started off--
265
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,830
I know about SwapMeet.
266
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,967
It's pretty hard to miss
'cause I'm still a subscriber.
267
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,004
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
268
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,272
I actually almost pulled
the trigger on a swap
269
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,474
for this
"Centipede" cabinet,
270
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,744
but the shipping
from Winnipeg
was ridiculous.
271
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,548
Can I refill
for y'all?
272
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,151
I'm-- I'm okay,
but if you...
273
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,752
Just the check.
274
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,329
Hey, I'm really sorry
that I didn't reach out.
275
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:27,267
I wanted to write,
but I'm--
276
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,801
I'm not very good
with words
277
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,938
unless it's, like,
part of a chunk of code.
278
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,240
And honestly, I wasn't sure
if you wanted to hear from me.
279
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,545
- It was good
to get your call.
- Yeah.
280
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,447
I mean, I didn't come
just to see you.
281
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,250
I came to grab
some stuff from my mom.
282
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:50,057
Well, you're gonna see her.
That's-- that's great, right?
283
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,092
Yeah, I mean,
she and Len are moving,
284
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:56,229
so just got to get
what I came here for
285
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,198
and then get
the hell out.
286
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,866
I don't know,
she just--
287
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,569
if I had my way,
I wouldn't have to
see her at all, but...
288
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,437
I'm really happy
to see you.
289
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,673
Don't.
Come on.
290
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,311
I mean, you--
291
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,349
here, why don't
you get this
292
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,920
and start working off
that plane ticket that
you never used.
293
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,090
I'm kidding.
It's just a joke.
294
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,026
I'll get it.
It's like a $3
business expense.
295
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,594
I can write it off.
It's fine.
296
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,562
Yeah, okay.
297
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,864
Thanks.
298
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,308
They quit for the holiday
before they finished
the new one.
299
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,677
But what do you think?
300
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,879
What's replacing me?
301
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,482
Ryan:
Denture cream.
302
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,484
The lottery.
303
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,186
This city.
304
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,823
I can't decide
if it's beautiful
or horrifying.
305
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,493
My mom came out here.
306
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,165
She died here.
307
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,636
Nothing lasts
in this place.
308
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,304
The whole city
burned down seven times
309
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,174
in the first couple years
of its existence.
310
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:17,244
Even its name
has been reinvented.
311
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,512
You know what San Francisco
used to be called?
312
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,814
Yeah, Yerba Buena.
313
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,652
Look, that's what makes
this city so great.
314
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,388
You can screw up,
you can fail,
315
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,457
and so what?
316
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,192
You get another chance.
317
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,028
- It's disposable.
- It's exciting.
318
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,597
'Cause you never know
what the hell's next.
319
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,466
Denture cream.
320
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,068
( chuckles )
321
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,504
I'm not sure I've got
another next in me.
322
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,608
You should know that.
323
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,213
"Train in Vain" playing
324
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,992
You say you stand
by your man
325
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,296
Tell me something
I don't understand...
326
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,533
Oh, my God.
I haven't heard
this song in years.
327
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,003
Was that totally
hot sex worth burning
the steaks or what?
328
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,939
Oh, God,
a billion times yes.
329
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,545
To the best
vacation ever.
330
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,514
Did you stand by me
331
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,048
No, not at all...
332
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,984
- ( laughs )
- Did you stand by me
333
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,653
No way
334
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,522
All the times
335
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,624
When we were close
336
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,559
I'll remember
337
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,294
These things the most
338
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:45,198
I see all my dreams
come tumbling down
339
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,200
I can't be happy
340
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,502
Without you around...
341
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,571
I love you.
342
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,841
I love, too.
343
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,043
There's only one
thing I can say
344
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,045
You didn't stand by me
345
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,581
No, not at all,
did you stand by me...
346
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,585
True fact-- a banana peel
will shine your shoes
like no other.
347
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,021
Saved me a mint
in my 20s.
348
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,790
Yeah, I think I've read
that somewhere.
349
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,560
Oh, you did, huh?
Oh, there he is.
350
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,162
Hey.
351
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,497
( car door closes )
352
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,601
- Hey.
- Hey, hi.
353
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,736
I got a little--
354
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,838
got ribs
and hoecake for you.
355
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,840
Um, yeah.
356
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,976
And, oh, there's some--
357
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,813
you know, there's some
fireworks going on out there
that are pretty incredible.
358
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,216
Shh, shh.
359
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,318
Lisa:
He's in the nursery.
360
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,354
Your dad built the crib.
He's been a huge help.
361
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,423
Even went out
for some diapers.
362
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,527
No, no, no.
I was gonna build
that crib.
363
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,796
Sam will be up
in a couple hours.
364
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,598
I'm going to bed.
365
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,203
Well, I think
we could all use
some sleep.
366
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,339
Yeah. Yeah, okay,
Mr. Family Man.
367
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,909
Nobody's blaming you
for being gone, James.
368
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,845
Well, maybe I should
have brought home some
pilot wings, huh?
369
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,414
Maybe that would
make up for it.
370
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,382
You loved those
when you were a kid.
371
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,418
Hell, you had
a whole box of them.
372
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,321
Yeah, I had a whole box
of them because Mom
was a stewardess.
373
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:18,258
I just tossed the ones
you gave me on top.
374
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,694
You can rewrite
history to impress
your 15-year-old boss,
375
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,563
but you don't fool me.
376
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,344
Hey, what's that place
we used to go eat at
377
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,246
down in the South Bay?
378
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,381
Oh, Los Gatos Cafe.
379
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,484
- Yeah.
- Those eggs Benedict.
380
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,455
I'm taking you there
tomorrow for brunch.
381
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,225
One last hurrah before
the crazies return.
382
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,894
Well, we definitely
worked up an appetite.
383
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,298
God, twice in one day.
384
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,300
We should do that
more often.
385
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,669
Twice in one week
is above average.
386
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,671
We have not had sex
387
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,274
twice in one day
since Gerald Ford
was in the office.
388
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,609
- No, that's not true.
- It's totally true.
389
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,879
Pre-kid.
Do the math.
Carry the one.
390
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,348
Ford.
391
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,418
Oh, my God.
We really needed this.
392
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,854
I'm so glad
we didn't go camping.
393
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,590
- Really?
- Yeah.
394
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,925
I'm so glad
to hear you say that.
395
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,661
Yeah?
396
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,997
I mean,
we're not as young
as we used to be.
397
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,965
Yeah.
398
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,001
But, you know,
even then
399
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,404
popping a squat
behind a tree
400
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,972
and your back kills
when you wake up.
401
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,809
No, thank you.
402
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,645
Yeah, but...
403
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,581
you loved
all those times
at Mt. Tam.
404
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,949
Eh.
405
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,250
What?
406
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,853
Yosemite was
freaking awesome.
407
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,822
You know what it is?
408
00:20:55,888 --> 00:21:00,259
It's like that saying
about what crazy is.
409
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,261
That you do the same thing
a ton of times
410
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,465
and you're like,
"This always sucks."
411
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,567
That's insanity.
412
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,639
It's doing the same thing
over and over and expecting
a different result.
413
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:16,709
Yeah. Yes.
Camping is insanity.
414
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,911
( laughs )
415
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,883
Oh, God.
I am exhausted.
416
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,487
( yawns )
417
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,337
( whistling )
418
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,539
- ( exploding )
- ( cheering )
419
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:22,809
( distant fireworks
exploding )
420
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,059
( sloshing )
421
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,930
( fireworks whistling,
exploding )
422
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,159
( car horns honking )
423
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,323
( Joe sobbing )
424
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,577
Bosworth: Hell, if you're not
gonna eat the rest of the
thing, then I want it.
425
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:08,014
You know how hard it is to get
a halfway decent breakfast
burrito in the Bay Area?
426
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,283
It's a fool's errand.
Thank you.
427
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:14,554
It's funny.
It's not where I pictured
you growing up.
428
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,222
I didn't.
429
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,690
No?
430
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,726
Oh, that hombre's back.
431
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,161
He brought cash with him.
432
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,201
You gonna do
what you came here
for or what?
433
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,970
Shh, don't.
434
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,573
Cameron, I know
the first 2,000 miles
are easy
435
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,941
and the last 20 feet
are hard,
436
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:38,044
but you've come all this way
and now here we are.
437
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,546
Okay.
438
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,581
You owe this
to yourself.
439
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,282
And to them.
440
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,957
Come--
441
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,825
he's buying
your dad's bike,
Cameron.
442
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,662
Fine. Just stop
talking, okay?
443
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,029
That's yours.
Go get it.
Go get it.
444
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:59,331
Stop it!
What the hell
are you doing?
445
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,000
People don't make
mistakes because they
don't love you, Cameron.
446
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,802
They make mistakes
because they do.
447
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,004
Oh, that is such
a crock of shit
even from you.
448
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,939
You want me to pick up
the slack for you again?
449
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,975
Great, why should today
be any different, huh?
450
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,010
Would you stop?
451
00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,945
Cameron, you didn't
come here just for the bike.
452
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,114
- Come on, now.
- Jesus Christ!
453
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:19,085
Listen, you might
think you're my father,
but you're not, okay?
454
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,920
I know that,
God damn it.
455
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,789
No, no, I don't
think you do.
456
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,124
( motor running )
457
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,647
( engine starts )
458
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,950
( tires squeal )
459
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:48,007
Oh, wow.
460
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:51,310
Oh, hey.
Thought I'd get
a jump-start on the day.
461
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:52,979
Great.
462
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,515
So Los Gatos Cafe?
463
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:59,285
I'm really jonesing
for that eggs Benedict.
464
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,153
Yeah.
465
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:05,091
I don't know.
The kids will
be home soon.
466
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,859
Rain check?
467
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,330
Everything all right?
468
00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:12,832
Yeah.
469
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,566
Everything's fantastic.
470
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,410
I'm gonna go
work on the ham
if it's all the same.
471
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,245
Oh.
472
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:30,016
You know, get some
good ham time in.
473
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,851
- Oh, sure.
- Yeah.
474
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:35,354
There's some leftover
pizza in the fridge
if you want some.
475
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,456
( knocks )
476
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:31,410
( phone rings )
477
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,256
( knocks )
Any word from
the boss man?
478
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,892
She even coming in?
It's already noon.
479
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,659
We're ready
to move ahead.
Just say the word.
480
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,261
I have to talk
to her first.
481
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,063
There's a petition up
right now on Community.
482
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,799
It's called 1986 BC.
483
00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,767
It demands we let users
pay with actual money.
484
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,368
Hundreds of people
have already signed.
485
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,637
- It was posted
two hours ago.
- Okay, guys.
486
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,807
One user just emailed me
thanking Mutiny
for reviving
487
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,742
the "efficiency
and modernity of
the barter system."
488
00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:06,078
- Doug:
He signed it Methuselah.
- ( door closes )
489
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,915
Donna:
Just wait, okay?
490
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,417
My answer is the same
as it was an hour ago.
491
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,485
Take a knee
or whatever.
492
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:26,432
( knocks )
493
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,300
How was Texas?
494
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,402
Still big.
How was camp?
495
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,939
- Didn't go.
- Peaches.
496
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,674
Was the plane delayed?
497
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:38,878
Got into San Jo'
8:00 A.M. right on time.
498
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,580
I just needed a morning,
so I took it.
499
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:43,249
Okay.
500
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,417
Look, I don't know
where she is, Donna.
501
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,186
She didn't even get
on the damn plane.
502
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,021
You left her
in Texas?
503
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,823
I'm not
her keeper, Donna.
504
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,791
And you have no idea
where she is?
505
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,694
Kid was at a Motel 6
on I-30.
506
00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:58,530
Beyond that, like I said,
507
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,399
it's one big-ass state.
508
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,168
( sighs )
509
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,137
( "Walking Out on Love"
playing in background )
510
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,238
"Night Princess."
511
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,806
"Spy Hunter."
512
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,076
- "Root Beer Tapper."
- What?
513
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,879
Gordo,
ColecoVision games.
514
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,247
Hey, stupid Gordon,
your stupid turn.
515
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,083
R to you.
516
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:20,152
- Pass.
- ( imitates buzzer )
517
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,154
Gordo's in a mood.
518
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,559
Hey, Donna.
519
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:30,129
The guy at the Motel 6
said she checked out.
520
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,367
How long will it take?
521
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:38,070
We can start beta tests
internally today.
522
00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,305
Be live in under a week.
523
00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,173
Okay, then do it.
524
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,541
And Cameron's okay
with that?
525
00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:45,611
Cameron's not here.
She'll catch up.
526
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,750
Ryan: Joe, check this out.
Something weird going on
near Ithaca.
527
00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:54,053
Found some code fragments
with the same fingerprint
528
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,223
as IBM, Kodak, Xerox.
529
00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:59,025
Hey, Joe?
530
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,526
Yeah.
531
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,095
You okay?
532
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:06,198
Okay, I don't know exactly
what we're looking at here,
533
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,101
but the slapdicks
have given way to
the big swinging variety
534
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:11,537
and they're working
on something together
535
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,405
called NYSERNET.
536
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:14,573
That's interesting.
537
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,976
Interesting, yeah,
538
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,946
but it doesn't do much
to fill the money hole
you're so worried about.
539
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:22,381
God, you're doing
great work here.
540
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,352
( phone rings )
541
00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,889
Hello?
542
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,125
- Woman: May I speak
with Joe MacMillan?
- This is he.
543
00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:36,228
Mr. MacMillan,
I'm calling from
the San Francisco City Clinic.
544
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:38,564
Is this a good time
to discuss your recent visit?
545
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,300
Hold on one second.
546
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,834
We're done for the day.
547
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,147
I'm ready.
548
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,251
Mr. MacMillan,
I have the results
of your HIV antibody test.
549
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,187
Since you were
in contact...
550
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,289
( "New Misery" playing )
551
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,801
( beeps )
552
00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:06,552
( "Ammunition" playing
in background )
553
00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:18,064
- ( phone rings )
- Hello.
554
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,166
New user sign-ups
saw a welcome spike
555
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,667
after we integrated
SwapMeet,
556
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,170
but we're fielding
too many complaints
557
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,939
about the lack
of support for our
monetary transactions.
558
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:32,078
So tonight we will go live
with the credit card code
559
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,613
that Doug and Craig
have been testing all week.
560
00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:41,753
Man:
Look who it is.
561
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,623
It's Cameron.
Cameron's back.
562
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,896
Donna:
When users purchase
something,
563
00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:55,101
we charge them
for the item and we add
a small transaction fee.
564
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:58,704
Mail checks to sellers
for the sales price--
565
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,111
What's this?
566
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:08,214
Well, first of all,
welcome back.
567
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,417
I think I speak
for all of us when I say
I'm glad you're okay.
568
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,485
I've been working.
569
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,554
We've all been working.
570
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,224
Cameron:
I can see that.
571
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:23,595
I have a solve
for transactions.
572
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,565
We've been in beta
on a credit card interface
all week.
573
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,600
Doug and Craig's code?
574
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,169
Yeah, it works great.
575
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:33,205
Okay, so you just went ahead
and did that without me.
576
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,441
Could you all excuse us?
577
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,309
Cameron and I need
the room, please.
578
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:51,089
Hey, so let me see
if I've got this.
579
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:54,059
So let's say
I want to buy a,
580
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:58,430
I don't know,
first Superman comic
for $100.
581
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:02,601
Mutiny charges my AmEx,
adds five bucks.
582
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,303
As a transaction fee.
583
00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:06,805
But AmEx takes
three of those dollars
as their transaction fee,
584
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,407
so Mutiny is only making
two bucks.
585
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:11,243
Meanwhile, I'm really
pissed because yesterday
586
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,912
I could have shelled out
100 DBs for that Superman
587
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:16,482
and today I'm shelling
out an extra five bucks
for nothing.
588
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,385
It's not nothing.
We're providing
a valuable service.
589
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,621
Oh, spoken like
a true middleman.
590
00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,757
Okay, so what's
your solution?
591
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,361
Routing numbers.
592
00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:31,263
It's how banks
move money.
593
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:36,402
And our subscribers pay
by checks, so their account
numbers are already on file.
594
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,205
Okay, you sell me Superman.
595
00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:41,440
Mutiny pulls funds
directly from my bank
596
00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,309
and deposits them
into your account
597
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,577
using our own
ABA routing number
as a pipeline.
598
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:49,581
Oh, and it's basically free
because we don't incur
a transaction fee
599
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,418
and we don't charge one
either because our expenses
haven't skyrocketed.
600
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:56,188
But then with your way,
we'd need, what,
601
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:59,391
three people handling
credit card transactions,
602
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,294
a few people to handle
check writing and mailing,
603
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:04,296
probably an accountant
or two.
604
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:07,366
So that's, what,
12 new hires?
605
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:08,900
Yeah, that's about right.
606
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,603
Okay, my way adds
one person.
607
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,372
One.
608
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,807
I can't believe you.
609
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,376
Right back at you.
610
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,578
We agreed to discuss this
when I got back.
611
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,880
We agreed to discuss
this on Monday.
612
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:23,815
It's Friday.
Where have you been?
613
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,051
Who cares?
I'm here now.
614
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:29,120
Since when do you make
decisions for my company
without consulting me?
615
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:32,057
God damn it,
I tried to consult you
and I couldn't find you.
616
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,427
Oh, my God,
this is exactly what
I've been worried about.
617
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:38,597
- What?
- Every new person that walks
through that door,
618
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:42,000
another piece of Mutiny
gets cut away from me.
619
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:46,372
No, no, no, Donna.
Mutiny isn't just my job,
it's who I am.
620
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:47,906
It's who I am, too.
621
00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:49,575
I couldn't sleep all week.
622
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:53,312
I could ignore the mountain
of complaints in my in-box,
623
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,613
but I care too much.
624
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,383
I came up with
a better solution.
625
00:36:57,449 --> 00:37:00,352
Just because you think
you need to sprinkle
your fairy dust
626
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:04,290
over everything around here
before you feel satisfied
doesn't mean it's better.
627
00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:07,025
No, it is better.
628
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,694
Oh, God.
629
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,963
Okay, but that's
not the point.
630
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:14,333
We were in real trouble.
631
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,868
And when I'm in trouble
and I look around,
632
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,438
I need to find you there.
633
00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:24,410
We need to have
each other's backs.
634
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:28,847
Sometimes I need
to crawl into a hole
just find my head.
635
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,618
I know you're patient with me
even when I drag my feet.
636
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,987
I know I should find
my own place to live
637
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,490
and stop imposing
on you guys.
638
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:42,361
And I know that--
639
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:45,597
that dinner with Doug
and Craig that I missed
640
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,499
that you probably didn't
think we should fire them,
641
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:51,002
but you went to bat for me
anyways with Diane.
642
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,038
I know that.
643
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,778
I was with Tom, okay?
That's where I was.
644
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,650
Yeah, I was wondering.
645
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,954
Still, you should
have called.
646
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:14,960
He said that you're
the best thing that
ever happened to me.
647
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,662
And it's true.
648
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:20,566
And not 'cause he said it
or anything, just--
649
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,971
you anchor me.
650
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,686
So I guess
we're like a bank now.
651
00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,888
That's pretty
cool, huh?
652
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,658
( chuckles )
It's a routing number.
653
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,060
We're not giving away
free toasters or anything.
654
00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,866
I do have
your back, Donna.
655
00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:59,471
I have a weird way
of showing it,
656
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,707
but I swear I do.
657
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,578
I have yours.
658
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:49,387
This and only this
is what we focus on.
659
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:53,892
Okay, yeah, time-out.
This is super cool to me,
but only NSFNET?
660
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,928
The yarn you just pulled,
those are the deep pockets.
661
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,564
Exactly.
662
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,432
It's virgin territory.
663
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,734
Wolff created
a bottleneck, right?
664
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,770
Yeah, no support
for regional networks.
The guy is insane.
665
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:07,573
The guy is brilliant.
He's sending a signal.
666
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,942
He's like our Gorbachev.
667
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,778
Do you know
what Glasnost is?
668
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,914
I want to say either
a vodka or a satellite.
669
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:17,949
Wolff knows
that the only way
his network will grow
670
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,218
is if private money
gets in the game.
671
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:23,855
The problem is
that's against the law
for now.
672
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,825
- But...
- But maybe one day
it won't be.
673
00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,360
And when the rules change,
people are going to flood in.
674
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,564
Average people at home
on their Apple IIe and Amiga
675
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,466
and it's gonna overload
the system.
676
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:35,667
So who breaks
the bottleneck?
677
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,570
We are going to create
678
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:42,073
a regional network
right there.
679
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:45,310
The past--
the past is a bunch
of fortresses
680
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,779
all closed off
from the rest
of the world.
681
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:50,015
We don't have to build
a faster computer
682
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,584
or dream up the next
killer application.
683
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,320
That's what you do
in a fortress.
684
00:40:55,386 --> 00:41:00,526
We are going to pave
a road between them.
685
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,761
And you're going
to ask the board to go
deeper in the hole
686
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,295
on something that may
never turn a dime?
687
00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:05,997
I don't care what
the board thinks anymore.
688
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,133
Money is just
a side effect.
689
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:09,735
Glasnost.
690
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,837
It means openness.
691
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:15,173
And it's always a bad idea
to bet against openness.
692
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,844
- Are you hungry?
- I don't know, Joe.
693
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,311
You don't know
if you're hungry?
694
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:21,847
I don't even know
what to think anymore.
695
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,649
I try to decipher
your sayings,
696
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,084
but then the phone
rings and you boot me
to another zip code.
697
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,053
And we still
haven't figured out
how to make any money
698
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,956
and I go home every day
and I'm spinning
699
00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:33,825
and I don't even know
if you like me.
700
00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:35,594
I feel crazy.
701
00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:39,565
You're not going
crazy, Ryan.
702
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,166
You're hungry.
703
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:43,068
Look, I've had
a tough week.
704
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,604
Will you join me
for dinner?
705
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,809
Okay.
706
00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:53,612
Okay, I'll come
to dinner with you.
707
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,213
Sounds nice.
708
00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:58,650
Just take a good look.
709
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:01,920
That's what's next.
710
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:14,800
( phone rings )
711
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,635
Diane Gould.
712
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,136
Diane, hi.
It's Cameron Howe.
713
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,405
Cameron.
What's going on?
714
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:23,041
I had a talk with Donna
earlier today
715
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,010
and I wanted to call
716
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:29,380
and say I know I've been
a little eccentric lately.
717
00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:32,718
Someone once told me
that eccentric
718
00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,986
is just a fancy word
for asshole.
719
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,222
I'm a little eccentric
myself.
720
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:40,458
And you have to be
if you want to make it
as a woman in this business.
721
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:42,828
This routing number thing
is really great.
722
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:46,932
Yeah, okay, I also
just wanted to call
723
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,935
and say thanks for,
you know,
724
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:53,939
seeing that Mutiny Exchange
wasn't something we could do
on our own
725
00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:57,175
and that it was smart
to buy SwapMeet.
726
00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,811
And, yes, I don't love
Doug and Craig,
727
00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:04,049
but I really totally respect
your decision to keep them
at the company.
728
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,751
Like I told Donna,
729
00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:08,586
I'd have paid
for them to go away.
Cost of doing business.
730
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:11,256
But it shows strength
that you decided
to make it work.
731
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:14,559
Look,
this call is appreciated,
but it's unnecessary.
732
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:18,129
It's your company.
You don't have to apologize
for any decision.
733
00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:20,766
In the end,
you decide.
734
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,134
Cameron?
735
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:25,737
Uh, yeah.
Okay, thanks, Diane.
736
00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:28,106
I've got to go.
Bye.
737
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,120
( door opens )
738
00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:44,823
( indistinct chatter )
739
00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:47,192
( breathing heavily )
740
00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:50,161
Donna:
I'm gonna go check
on the kids real quick.
741
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:04,335
( music playing )
55520
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