All language subtitles for Tuesday Night Titans E05 - JUL 17 1984

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from the world wrestling to federation

it's tuesday night titles

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this is lord alvin hayes inviting you to

join vince and his guests

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hello everyone and welcome to tuesday

night titans now my pleasure to

introduce to you

an individual designated by her majesty

as the senior ball boy at the recent

wimbledon tennis championships lord

alfred hayes

i think i'd have trouble chasing those

balls around the goat

nonetheless a very exciting show greg

and julie valentine have you ever met

greg valentine's wife julie no i haven't

i've seen her charming girl gorgeous

absolutely gorgeous she'll knock your

eyes out but we have also a beautiful

girl from our i was going to say

wrestling fraternity but you really

couldn't say that because she's a girl a

lady wrestler yes indeed as a matter of

fact the number one contender for the

championship held by the fabulous mula

to join us will be miss wendy richter

and also on hand the rowdy one mr piper

oh he's going to be here and he'll make

his presence felt everywhere as he

always does always controversial

never without a word

ready

also another individual to join as a

matter of fact uh someone who much like

lord alfred hayes speaks a little funny

tony garria from auckland new zealand

almost a country man but definitely a

brother colonial

we'll be back as we continue with

tuesday night titans as a matter of fact

we shall open our show i'm happy to say

with

miss wendy richter

we'll be back with more tnt

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back again in lord alfred hayes

captain louis albano this monday night

will march into madison square garden

leading the fabulous mullah the world's

latest champion into the ring

to face

wendy richter who will join us shortly

and miss richter of course being led to

the ring by her manager now cindy lauper

if you would review

some of the rather bizarre happenings of

this

rather unusual matchup in the madison

square garden well the history i'll try

and be as brief as possible the history

albano as always he opened his mouth

much too widely

and you could say

he was almost insulting

to a

very

large degree to cindy lauper

and she eventually came back to him and

she was rather hurt by what he said

but albano didn't stop at this

he threw out a challenge to cindy lopez

and he thought he would get muller to

either beat her up or something like

that but cindy lopez showed wisdom

beyond her years

and she looked around the ranks of

professional lady wrestlers and found

the most exciting and i say that in all

senses of the world the most exciting

exciting

potential lady wrestler the the one who

had the most potential to beat mueller

our own

wendy richter all right what we would

like to do now is take you to some

footage we've got new blood new purpose

and new ideas yeah muller may have the

world's championship belt but she also

has lou albano on her side

news going down and so is more

well with that in mind ladies and

gentlemen i'd like to introduce to you

the number one contender for the ladies

championship miss wendy richter

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it is such a pleasure to have you on

tuesday night titans it's my pleasure

being here

alfred you must be you said she was

beautiful

i'm bursting to ask all sorts of

questions but i shouldn't ask them

maybe later

let's get to the matter at hand if we

may this monday night in madison square

garden you step to the ring wendy and it

must be

whether you whether it's a win or even a

loss or perhaps a draw it has to be i

would think

a thrill for you being associated with

cindy lauper and having this opportunity

yeah i'm so happy that she chose me

because i want to get in that ring

against mueller it'll be the thing i

have worked for for four and a half

years is a title match against her and

to have that belt i want that belt more

than anything

not to mention lou albano how he

insulted women in general and cindy yes

as a matter of fact mr albano if i can

remember the quote

stated that women

either belonged in the kitchen or

pregnant i think that and then he called

us bar broads and bar flies or something

to that effect and i've never been

called a bar fly before

i'm sure mr albano is uh not lacking as

far as his comments is concerned perhaps

a little psychological warfare going on

i wonder if if luau battles comments and

mullah's comments because she is well i

think she has proven herself at least

hayes perhaps you will agree

is to the toughest lady wrestler of all

time would you agree with that lord yes

i've heard it described as the toughest

old bird in existence now she is she has

proved it time and time and time again

and i'm going to speak to you now

strictly as a wrestler

i saw your workout we all saw your

workout most impressive

but do you really think

right deep deep down inside you can beat

her shoot yeah just seeing that tape

over again just got my adrenaline

flowing i'm ready i'm ready for monday

all right now how would you go about

without giving away too much

how would you go about in terms of

strategy of attempting to defeat someone

like mullah i mean she must know every

trick that there possibly could be in

the ring

that's that's for sure uh and plus lou

albano i know he's going to be sticking

his hand in the pie too but i'm just

going to go out there and do my best and

i think

my youth and strength

plus my determination cindy has really

helped me like i'm proud to be a woman

she's really for women's rights and

she's told me a lot of things and

uh i just i don't know i feel like i'm a

new person in everything i'll tell you

you are indeed

something different i would think the

lord alfred hayes perhaps you'd agree

with that as well that uh

wendy is a little bit different than

what you would think a stereotype lady

ruster would be

um

i can't imagine how moolah could fit

into such a wonderful picture but she

does and we have to get ourselves down

to reality wendy is a beautiful

beautiful girl but we do know by her

records she is also a beautiful fighter

and she has that

now that psyched up feeling that cindy

larp was imparted

i'm going to have a better manager

before this is my first time to have a

manager and she's just really boosted my

self-confidence and i just can't wait

till monday

well she is somewhat unusual to say the

least that's for sure

i would think that that she perhaps has

had quite a bit to do with your

lifestyle as of late oh yeah

makeup hair clothing everything i've

just practically phoned my cowboy boots

and hat away

i still love texas and proud of it but i

like the new image too i really do well

we certainly would like to wish you all

the luck in the world this monday night

if in fact you're victorious i would

suggest that lord alfred hayes would

like to be a part of the victory

celebration that sounds good to me

i'll drink champagne from her wrestling

boot anytime but i'll take it from the

other one

[Laughter]

thank you very much for joining us thank

you it has been a real pleasure and we

wish you all the best of luck

a young lady whose dream perhaps about

to come true when director i've worked

hard for it and i'm putting everything i

have into it

thanks for joining us oh thank you okay

take care all right

we'll be back as we continue with more

in just a moment

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we are back and in a moment ladies and

gentlemen we shall be joined by

one of the great athletes in the world

wrestling federation a gentleman who has

been through the thick and the thin of

it lord yes and he's always been a very

very

wonderful representative of the

wrestling profession one who i am

particularly proud of i'm sure i still

say he talks a little bit funny with

that in mind ladies and gentlemen to

join us

tony guerilla

how many times have you been a co-holder

of the tag team championship of the

world wrestling federation five times

vince and is that not no one comes close

to that record i don't believe servants

no

but as of late tony it seems to me that

your career has taken somewhat of a

twist and that you seem to be wrestling

more on an individual basis now than as

compared to previously more of a

concentration on tag teams is that by

design

yes vince i thought i'd like to try it

on individual basis for a while

meanwhile the feelers are out i watch

all the tag matches that are on in the

arenas around the country and

i have my eye on a couple of uh

young boys and hopefully uh things work

out we can get together and uh

i'd like to try it for a sixth time

i'm sure you would what do you think

about tony gueria back in auckland new

zealand

well that was uh let me see now that was

1972 i left auckland new zealand

have you been back i've been back i went

back in 1978 and it was wonderful to go

back there see all my friends children

all grown up that was the greatest

pleasure i had going back to see the

young children here they are

six years older and it was a great

feeling you must be considered somewhat

of a hero back in auckland new zealand

you have really made it big like no

other professional wrestler ever from

new zealand

with that in mind let's take you now to

a recent match-up tony garria an

individual competition

for the money and this should be quite a

match-up his opponent there certainly a

long time favorite in the world rusting

federation from new zealand at 241

pounds tony guerilla very interesting

matchup here it's a pickup type of a

match there's no no telling brother

google man we're just about ready for

the action to begin

wow

[Applause]

yes

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a race day would you if you had to pick

a victory here in this match uh who

would it be would it be tony gorilla or

johnny robbs well uh right now you're

looking at two wrestlers

at any given time can beat

any wrestler in professional wrestling

they both have tremendous ability

ability uh they're both in tremendous

condition

and uh

it would be very hard to pick a winner

uh in this match

tony gorilla very scientific wrestler

johnny rod's

a little rougher which i prefer to do he

takes advantage of every situation so

that to me gives him a little bit of the

edge but like i said either one of these

men are capable of beating anybody on

any given day

maria with a nice takedown

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not too many wresters hailed from the

country of new zealand tony guerilla

wearing his country's colors very

proudly

have you ever toured in all of your

worldwide

rustling have you ever toured to the

country of new zealand yes i have

it's a nice place

for farmers

they got a lot of cows and a lot of

sheep not my type of place

but if

i like that sort of thing well that's

fine but like i said it's fine for

farmers

now you can see where johnny rods is

getting the advantage you can also see

johnny rods doing more than adjusting

the corner unprotected now

rods off the rope you'll see johnny

roger using the ropes to his advantage

on many occasions and tony gueria

doesn't know it it looks like he's

headed right for the unprotected corner

no nice block rods down into it

[Applause]

he hit that awful hard there's no

turnbuckle on that corner that steel

ring striking the forehead of rods and

johnny rods now from pillar to post oh

nice maneuver by tony guerrilla

cover by guerrilla gets two and that's

all

that started to be a very good move by

johnny rods but i would have done that a

little different

now how would you have done it

differently well i wouldn't have got my

head run into that bare uh piece of

steel there that the tony gorilla just

run his head into i'd have been a little

more cautious about it

johnny roger the right hand just clipped

tony gorea now with a

knee into the

back into the throat tony guerilla in a

lot of trouble

both of these guys can take it they can

uh they can take it as well as anybody

both of them very impressive wrestlers

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johnny rods to the corner now

oh

right down

onto tony guerilla

taking good advantage of those ropes

those ropes are a big help if you know

how to use them right

referee cautioning johnny rods now

i would think it was somewhat it's

somewhat of an art on the part of johnny

rods or

maybe a crippler ray stevens

to know just how far you can push a

referee in terms of bending the rules

before you're disqualified and thus lose

the match absolutely it is you got to

know just

how to do it

or you will be disqualified you'll be

fined a lot of money and when i step in

the ring i go in there to win and the

only way you make money is to be a

winner

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tony guerilla being set up by johnny

rods now

missing with the elbow right back flank

body pressed by tony gorilla

does it get him did not hook the leg

oh look at that clipped him right across

the jaw good move good move when rod's

part you could see the power when he

threw gorilla off

back but no sunset flip will he get him

down johnny rod's over as he licks no

couldn't quite hook him properly

a lot of times you know it looks like a

fella should be pinned but you you take

one of these big men and when you grab

them you better have them just right or

you're not going to hold them there

now you see if rods was doing this right

he would be taking the air right out of

his throat right now

without the rifle i would suspect that's

exactly what he is doing

that's a chokehold is it not

not quite not quite he has it on the

side

i'm sure he's

making guerrilla a little weak because

the blood's slowing down going to his

head right now

ross now bringing tony guerrera trying

to get him over trying to get him set

for a suplex

look at that nicely john vagaria very

nicely done

that's what i mean either one of these

men are capable of beating anybody on

any given day

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[Applause]

i'm sure that includes uh ray stevens

on the right day if maybe i was sick

if you were sick yes

johnny rods with a kick now this is nip

and tuck see saw battle pretty much all

the way nice reversal by tony guerilla

trying to set up the back body drop but

uh kick to the chest it was a telegraph

maneuver

rods with the momentum reversal biker

however

and there is the way it's supposed to be

time

good competition here good evening

competition

blind body press hooks to leg

gets him

so tony gorilla two weeks in a row

victorious with the flying body press

really looks good tony does

[Applause]

i would have to say he was very lucky to

get that pin on johnny rodge

and again they're continuing to

slick it out here

drop kick into the chest momentum takes

rods all the way over and outside

he's hot

[Applause]

tony guerilla gets the duke we'll take

you back now to action we saw earlier on

call it mr stevens

body drop beautiful backdrop by gorilla

i'm going to give credit where credit's

due right here and he took a lot of uh a

lot of the sting out of johnny rods with

that

and look at that went way up high with

that uh flying body press hook the leg

perfect pinning position rods kicks out

it's a little too late

[Applause]

very impressive victory tony gorilla and

of course as we heard the voice of ray

the crippler stevens at that time

uh doing a bit of commentary as a matter

of fact tony you yourself have tried

your hand from time to time but had some

commentary have you not this is right

vincent it

gives me a complete different uh

perspective to looking at professional

wrestling and

i've enjoyed it and

i certainly hope to be

back doing a little more commentary from

time to time when uh the occasion comes

up other than that particular aspect of

of professional sports

what aspirations does tony gueria have

you mentioned earlier you'd like to try

for one more time if you could find the

right tag team partner like to try for

one more time with a tag team title what

about an individual goal

well individual goals now uh

uh in the professional wrestling world

where we have my good friend tito

santana he has the intercontinental belt

of course if it was possible to wrestle

tita for the belt i would certainly take

that opportunity

then we have hulk hogan well i'm not uh

i'm not gonna kid myself hulk hogan is

300 pound and he's six foot eight he's a

heck of a lot bigger than me and a heck

of a lot stronger and i don't think

there would be a show

of me taking the belt off him

but uh i think a match with tito santana

would would prove to be a very

interesting match and i believe we could

have a real good scientific match

and uh

i believe i would have a chance i'm sure

no doubt about that it'd be a great

match from a tag team standpoint if

you're looking for a tag team partner

what you're looking for you're looking

for

someone

stronger someone with a little more

agility you know if you have your

brothers what are you looking for i'm

looking for somebody with the agility

events because i believe agility um

about my weight maybe a little lighter

even about 5 11 6 foot tall because i

believe that man has the stamina he has

the stamina when you get when you're

around six foot one and you're 250 260

pounds it's too much weight too much

weight so that's the type of man i'm

looking for man with agility a man that

can move in the ring

tony the very best of luck we hope you

find the tag team partner you're looking

for and certainly hope

you have the

greatest of luck in the future in the

world wrestling federation thank you

very much tony gorilla we're back as we

continue with more tnt

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we're back and

in a moment from now we shall take you

to our very special feature match-up and

lord alfred hayes this week it involves

samoan number three

an aggressive sort is all the samoans

are although afa and sika as of late

have taken to more of a different path

aside from that simone number three the

youngest of the samoans set to lock

horns with superfly snooker great

matchup yes indeed i like watching

superfly snooker for two reasons one he

has tremendous patience and he will hold

back hold back until the time is

apparently right for him

and then when it is right he is a

perfectionist and what he does then is

absolute perfection and that is why the

whole world of wrestling have taken him

to their heart well he reacts a great

deal on instinct and his instincts are

very very good so let's take you now the

video tape it samoa number three against

the superfly

is scheduled for one fall with a

20-minute time limit

the participants to my right from the

isle of samoa

he weighs

278 pounds

summer one

number three

zebu

his opponent

from the fiji islands

right

250 pounds

jimmy

superfly

[Applause]

jimmy superfly

going to one knee giving the i love you

to everyone here in madison square

garden

in there tonight with the youngest of

all three samoan samuel

well he's a tough one i'll tell you he

is quick and he's gonna give

superfly hard time

[Applause]

he looks better than ever

right hand almost sends him over to top

rope

superfly winds him up sends him hard

into the turnbuckle scoops him up

[Applause]

that was the wrong thing to do

he now realizes it

jimmy got upset in a hurry

and unleashed

and attacked

the samoa number three will not soon

forget

side headlock now by the fly

[Applause]

there's only one jimmy superfly slick of

all the years i've been around wrestling

i have never seen anything like him he

is a classic

[Applause]

a couple nice sleep frogs

[Applause]

look at the legs pat look at the legs on

him that's what gives gizman powered it

and he's young

that helps yes it does

all business look at his face

samoan number one offer successful

in his contest tonight against tony

gueria very successful

and now samoa number three is gonna try

to do the same thing highly unlikely

anything can happen but

if i were a betting man

i would have to put my money on the

super bowl oh then i'll

fly too

but anything can happen out there

front facelock now by the superfly

as he is controlling

samuel

[Applause]

it was announced tonight by ringing out

to howard finkel as samuel

is that short for samuel or must be

hurt jimmy

hurt his back

deliberate choke now

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the fact that he's well conditioned he

can take a lot of punishment well it

seems that all these guys from the south

pacific have that ability but for some

reason maybe it's their upbringing

climate food culture whatever slam now

no way

you're not going to beat the superfly

with a cover without looking something

trapezius hole now being used as is a

favorite of all three samoans

look at the face

none of them too pretty really

and not really something to write home

about

of course you and i are not about to win

any prizes either

it's

[Applause]

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[Applause]

over the hulk

and his sensational victory here tonight

over mr wonderful as a handful of hair

takes jimmy back down to the canvas

that's got to be a big disadvantage to

have all that hair in there i never had

that problem

oh yeah

these guys you can actually pull over

here

it's just a it takes them off balance

because actually you can pull on these

guys

[Applause]

still after that trap

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jimmy keeping the blood circulation

going in that arm

which is very important

still to come the giant six man

rocky johnson tony atlas co-holders and

we're arresting federation tag team

championship along with the polish power

ivan potsky as that they take on a very

formidable team of the

dynamic duo from across the pond mr fuji

and tiger chun li who team up with

sergeant

[Applause]

interesting nation uh extremely

interesting

[Applause]

still hanging on to the trapezius muscle

ms samuel someone number three

gaining some advantage here

look at the arm development on the

superfly

[Applause]

he doesn't have to take him back to

anybody absolutely

and you don't get that way folks waiting

for the bus

good shot

there by our number three handheld

[Applause]

excellent camerawork tonight

as usual

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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another good shot of the samoan's face

jimmy now

trying to fight this thing trying to get

back on his feet

he's got to do that to alleviate the

pressure

both ankles wrapped to understand he's

had some injury problems he's had over

the past month

he got thrown out of the ring of cement

floor barefooted like that

something's got to give sometimes

slowly getting up now snicker

semola

having the athena's because he's

standing up

putting more pressure again

on snooker

look at taking this time

trying very hard to get up real slow

side headlock now but as a bone

shoulder block sends jimmy down

jimmy drops in front over the top

[Applause]

[Applause]

going for a suplex

[Applause]

[Applause]

wow super fly snooker there is only one

of a kind like the superfly is

extraordinary what a match-up samoa

number three making quite a good

accounting of himself to say the least

as well i could watch that all the time

superfly as i said before and i hate to

say this i said so a perfectionist the

head butt was just superb but as you

said samoa number three he didn't stay

down to that he came back he reached

down inside got something and came back

maybe it was unfortunate for him he did

because he's still wound up down there

for one two three good ever by the way

we will have somewhat of a different

point of view i'm certain later on on

tnt because to join us will be rowdy

roddy piper and he's had his differences

as of late with the superfly

yes and if he should ever ever tangle

with him

i just hope for one that super flies in

that same

what could you say that same uh frenzy

maybe yes yes because he was wasn't he

he sure was we'll be back as we continue

with more tuesday night titans the

mailbag awaits his lordship

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in a moment lord alfred hayes will be

joined by

the mailman the mailbag segment uh

before we do that however we'd like to

give you the address for the benefit of

those of you who would like to drop us a

line as many thousands of you do every

week the address to write to is

po box 1538 that's tnt p.o box 1538

greenwich connecticut and the zipper on

that is 06836

and lord alfred hayes i think the mail

is approaching just over your shoulder

i think at any moment just from behind

no wait

what what is this for weeks you've been

complaining about how your mail's been

delivered how does this suit you mine

with the dab of tea

here you guys oh my goodness

why don't we just put it right there and

put that down

can we do that in private

mike thank you very much god what a male

person surely you weren't the one who

were throwing the bags at me all the

time no no no no this is special

delivery

that is really nice thank you very much

thank you what did you say your name was

kelly your phone number

thank you alfred what a luxury sword oh

my goodness

okay you have lipstick all over your

cheek

and now we go to the mailbag all right

lord alfred hayes

where to

we go to philadelphia all right

and uh here we have

dear tnt this time some time ago

i saw hulk hogan before he won the belt

in fact i used to see him a lot

now he's the champion

why is it we don't see him as much

dennis schwartz

well i would suggest that mr hogan has

perhaps the busiest schedule of anyone

in the history of professional wrestling

as a matter of fact his duties is

world rusting federation champion how's

the tea

it's not english it's not english his

duties as world wrestling federation

champion take him literally worldwide

and unfortunately uh he can only be in

one place at one time that's true

everywhere this is upside down must be

from australia

hmm um

from milwaukee

dear vince

congratulations on tnt it's really a

great show we especially liked the ivan

potsky singing and dancing piece

do you have other wrestlers who can sing

and dance as well

lady the ladies of milwaukee the ladies

of milwaukee will the ladies of

milwaukee i'm sure you will find that

many world wrestling federation athletes

are multi-talented as a matter of fact

later on hopefully mr piper is going to

be with us and we'll find out if in fact

he can play

the scottish bagpipes where to now

see him dance the highland fling yes as

a matter of fact this one is coming from

topeka kansas and it says

dear vince

we saw

dr david schultz on the very first tnt

show then paul owned off and then mr

fuji when can we see our favorite rocky

johnson and it signed melissa washington

i'm sure rocky johnson will be appearing

on tuesday night titans very very soon

as a matter of fact rocky one of the

all-time greats in the world wrestling

federation he too however has a very

busy schedule right now we'd like to

introduce to you speaking of one of the

great rusters certainly one of the

greatest of all time to join us now

ladies and gentlemen a fine gentleman on

top of all of that

here is mr red bastine

[Applause]

thanks a lot for that

always does the post lady ring twice i

hope so

[Laughter]

red

what's going on in the life of red

bastine these days well red bastine as

you well know is representing the world

wrestling federation out in california

and uh

prior to that i was went back to college

spent some time in college catching up

where i left off

and

now i'm back east for for the summer

you're regarded as one of the all-time

greats in the world wrestling federation

lord alfred hayes i'm sure you'd concur

with that is so many of the members of

the wrestling fraternity do not

withstanding the fans all over the world

i think it says something very special

lord i'm sure you'd agree when when from

the inside the fraternity itself yes

those individuals

state that red was one of the all-time

greats

in the phraseology of the wrestlers he

was in fact a wrestler's wrestler they

really appreciated what he did and they

had tremendous

um i don't like to say this word but

i'll say it anyway guts

and he could always dig down deep inside

and come up with that little extra that

made him red bastine

all right let's go now to the uh

videotape we have a piece red bastine is

in action as a matter of fact ladies and

gentlemen so let's go now to the

videotape we'll take you back to

yesteryear not too many years ago

however let's take you now to red

basting in action

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i don't

recall exactly this match right off hand

this uh is

from where out on the coast it looks

like uh texas probably in texas because

that's where the funk brothers are from

it was probably in texas some

uh place you know dory funk jr was

a prominent wrestler comes from a

wrestling family one of the all-time

greats right

dory funk senior and this is dory funk

jr and then he also has a brother terry

funk

and all well-recognized wrestlers in

their own right

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red would you

account for your phenomenal success what

what particular athletic skill if in

fact that was it do you

recognize as perhaps your greatest asset

well

i really don't know vince i did start

wrestling when i was very young i

started wrestling when i was 16 years

old

and

i guess it was i was better at wrestling

than anything else and so i just kept on

kept on wrestling and kept trying to

improve my skills and one thing about

wrestling you're always learning and

wrestling right up to the day you retire

or you quit or you get hurt and injured

and aren't unable to wrestle any longer

you're always learning you can learn

from someone that's been in the business

just a short period of time you can

always pick something up

uh

wrestling with dory jr as you see uh

he is a ring general

you always got to be on your toes with

guys with of his caliber

we're here outside i mean that's

concrete that red bastine is

actually in this unusual match it

appears to me that it falls count on the

inside and the outside and there red

bastine gets the duke

got the duke there well here we go again

now this looks like must be a texas

death match because

falls don't count evidently uh

i know that once you get on top of dory

jr you got to stay on top

because he's a man that's very

resourceful as the lord says uh

you gotta when you get the upper hand

you just gotta keep on trucking

well unfortunately for um

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for mr funk i believe he has been busted

open perhaps uh from the outside of the

ring and uh on right now beautifully

done nice suplex and for the count

and there

red bastine

convincingly

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victorious

now he's got to answer the count now if

he gets up before the count why we can

still continue texas death i'll tell you

the funk brothers were always great at

these matches they were they were tough

it's very salty both terry and dory well

you never could count them out that's

for sure

never

as a matter of fact the father of uh the

funk brothers actually died wrestling is

that right yes he was a a gritty old

beast and uh

and he just loved to wrestle and he was

on his way wrong we just saw him did you

see that maneuver no that's why you said

you could never count those funk

brothers out because you've always got a

way to reach down and pull something up

incidentally that's ken farber

refereeing now

good referee

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to the buckle again and boy i'll tell

you this

has proven to be a tough matchup i guess

the two of you are perhaps never the

same after this match

oh

good

good height

good height

this is the first time i've seen this

and

evidently it was

it's got to be around eight or ten years

old

funk wasn't going to allow that job no

he was not going to allow that

wow what a right hand oh come on

toe-to-toe my goodness what a battle

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i think that headbutt hurt me as much as

it did him

yeah

a tremendous matchup see-saw battle all

the way

you and uh mr funk as you said before

the funk family proven themselves i

guess one of the great wrestling

families of all time indeed and what a

match-up oh indeed it was a pleasure

to be able to get in the same room with

those guys it really was it didn't look

like that to me

no i wouldn't think so

how how long of a span did red basting

enjoy in the world wrestling federation

extended from 1947 to january of 1980.

my goodness that is unbelievable one of

the longest wrestling spans of anyone in

the history of the world wrestling

federation with an exception of about a

year and a half when i was overseas when

i was in the service uh

that was continuous

well red you certainly have made an

example of yourself both

in the squared circle as well as out of

the squared circle is a representative

of the world rusting federation we wish

you all the luck in the world

and your endeavors out in sunny

california thank you very much vince it

was a pleasure being here and i thank

you for asking me oh it is indeed a

pleasure our pleasure for sure red

bastine ladies and gentlemen and we'll

be back as we continue with more tuesday

night titans

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join us now ladies and gentlemen

he is known as the master of the figure

for leglock and if he ever applies the

figure four leglock on an opponent under

normal circumstances that will certainly

spell defeat for that individual with

that in mind we introduce to you now

greg

the hammer valentine

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nonetheless it is our pleasure mr

valentine to welcome you on tuesday

night titans

very well

of course you know lord operations

necessary

lord alfred hayes well seriously this is

where

all retired wrestlers come when they're

all finished in the ring

while you're sitting in the sea nice

soft chair that's the seat there

oh listen no i'm not retired though

you're i'm talking about you

surely you would hope to

climb to the heights that lord alfred

hayes climbed to and his heyday is a pro

wrestling ah wait a minute wait a minute

i've already

surpassed those heights what are you

talking about

what are you talking about vincent man

i've been wrestling 14 long years now i

started when i was very very young it's

true

very young

and i've

accomplished

almost every goal and every dream that

i've wanted

except for one and that's the world

championship and i've come very very

close several times you know that

yourself and you know that oh yes i do

you've been a very very successful

wrestler

very dark very stubborn but your style

is a good style because it produces

results

yes it might add a style that um

well somewhat of a no-holds-barred type

style seems to me greg valentine

a man who has a mastery of scientific

pro wrestling and on occasion will show

that mastery under normal circumstances

he likes to mix it up in a rough house

fashion as we will see now ladies and

gentlemen in the next contest state of

the one fall with a 10 minute time limit

introducing in the caller to my left

from

seattle washington

weighing

250 pounds here is greg

the hammer

valentine

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and

his manager

captain lual bano

and his opponent

from tokula

mexico

weighing in at 213

pounds ladies and gentlemen here is the

intercontinental heavyweight champion

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this

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intercontinental title holder

and i should point out this is gonna be

eight on title about sensational santana

and of course

santana's opponent

is greg the hammer valentine

setting his sights on mr santana as

captain lou albano

exits the ring

and here we go with the action

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the tunnel a matchup between craig the

hammer valentine

and reigning intercontinental champion

tito santana

even though there's not a title at stake

this week in this particular one fall

bout

there is a lot to be gained

by mr valentine if he could up end

mr santana

and of course tito santana a very proud

individual

and very very well respected by his

peers in this great sport

tremendous attitude and a man has got

just unbelievable talent lord hayes

would you not agree with that assessment

absolutely every word titon santana a

finely balanced athlete admired by other

wrestlers he is a man's man

he deserves all the honors that he has

achieved and all the honors that will

definitely and surely come to him in the

future

alex capacity crowd out hand history

gritty turned on

we are saved quite a match and need a

missed by valentine that obviously

frustrates him

shot there some of the fans ringside

this week

tito santana tremendous working

knowledge the one thing he's gonna have

to watch out for

and that is spray valentine's figure

four body slam with tremendous authority

valentine backing off in a knee drop

high

on the upper torso oh kicked out

just an eyelash away from a pinfall oh

close so close and it's the fame follows

with a

big elbow to the top of the head

and santana is in trouble

you'd have to say that

valentine's can really be brutal he can

really take it to an opponent he can

capitalize

once he's got the momentum going his way

side headlock and a shot

close fish for the top of the head and

again

rocky santana time and

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with method

he picks all his spots

and once he's on top he is not a

flamboyant attacker he will stick with

one particular thing and it has proved

very very successful for him that of

course an obvious joke as you fans saw

i don't mind telling you the referee has

got his hands full trying to control

the likes of a great valentine 250

pounder

a man who certainly knows his way around

the ring another pickup what has he got

in mind this time

craig the hammer valentine

no no oh come on

how much fork and santana

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following up with a boot to the 10th rib

in the midsection oh but santana trying

to counter with little effect there you

see the boot right across the windpipe

certainly that has to be construed by

the referee as a joke i would say

without a doubt the other thing is

valentine is taking no notice of this

referee if he's going to get

disqualified he's going to do it oh wait

a minute look at the reversal

where does santana get it from

oh and all right to the side of the head

of melatonin all over the top put

another right headrocks the hammer now

valentine in trouble as santana goes

downstairs and has he come to life

and this crowd is on its feet watch out

oh i need that one downstairs way

downstairs to the pit of the pickup

and a vertical suplex takedown valentine

no dice

oh

i take my head off to santana that's

twice so close

oh there's a mess

with an elbow and again

now

santana rolling out of the ring for both

man both banner outside of the ring

referee dick worley has the count going

exchanging the blows back and forth

santana valentine look at him going

tooth and nail back and forth

i believe the bell sounded

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i don't know

i really don't know

the referee is talking to them

unquestionable we're going to have to

get referee discussing

the result of that particular about it

it appeared that santana won let's get

the official decision

our ladies and gentlemen at the count of

ten tito santana failed to get back into

the ring

here is the winner

greg the valentine a hammer valentine

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title

tremendous controversy will surround

this one

look at santana

he is really upset with the referee's

decision

and i can't say as i blame them

nonetheless it's going to go down in the

record book

has the victory that's the bottom line

yes indeed valentine victorious very

impressive to a certain degree mr

valentine i wonder what would have

happened had that been a title match

well as you've seen right there

eventually we're watching monitor along

with thousands of other people out there

on the usa network

i had tito santana beat several

different times the referee

did not count three i don't think tito

santana kicked out in time i think that

the first time he counted three

or counted two he should have counted

three because slow on the countdown yes

that's what i'm trying to say and

several occurrences there and i've

wrestled tito santana all throughout the

united states i believe that i should be

the intercontinental champion i

neglected to say that that was my other

goal in life in my professional

wrestling career besides the world

championship is the intercontinental

championship because it has evaded me

also and i want it and i believe

that the referees the uh the fisher

officiators uh are not treating me right

because i should have won that

particular match that you just saw this

evening all right well uh right now i'd

like to introduce to you uh fans someone

who no doubt treats mr valentine right

and that is his wife so it is now our

pleasure introduced to you miss julie

valentine

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greg i'm sure you count yourself

to be quite fortunate

despite the fact that you're not a

champion as of yet well she's fortunate

also though very fortunate i think he's

fortunate himself

there's no doubt um

being the wife of greg valentine i would

think that that is no easy task it's not

exactly easy it's uh it has the ups and

its downs but it's a lot of fun too

well i suppose it can't be fun being

married to someone like greg but greg

strikes me as a type dude

it would be

well quite bossy uh very aggressive is

that true or is greg not quite like that

he's not aggressive to me he probably i

know he's aggressive to his opponents

and uh i know he hurts him quite a bit

but uh to me he's a

i find pussycat very difficult to

believe that greg valentine is a

pussycat what do you think lord alfred

i couldn't subscribe to that in any

shape or format or maybe a big tiger yes

it's hard to believe but it's true

well again there seems to be a

completely different view than from the

view that you have of greg valentine as

a person and the view that many fans

have of greg valentine because he spares

absolutely no mercy at all i know that

for sure i've seen him a spirit of mercy

lots of times we were coming out of a

new york bar one night and he said julie

i feel like beating someone up uh tim i

didn't think anything about it and i

walked outside and i got halfway down

the block and i turned around and there

was a 300 pound man laid out on the

concrete he just decked him for no

reason that's a great valentine

what is it like when greg valentine

comes home from a hard day's work

well uh he can be sometimes

feisty i should say and i try to uh try

to relax him the best way i can

how do you go about relaxing

i feed him a good meal that's the first

thing feeding his feeding his face

and i always try to massage him give him

a good massage that seems to help

i wonder perhaps we can get into this a

little more in depth when we return

perhaps a little more in-depth view from

miss julie valentine as to how she

treats greg the hammer valentine when he

comes home from a hard day at the office

we'll be back with a surprise i'm sure

don't go away

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are back with greg the hammer valentine

valentine

stripped down to the waist and indeed mr

valentine

has proven himself to be one of the

great rusters but it's

not easy i'm sure mr valentine

like i said

earlier vince mcmahon you know 14 years

in the squared circle

i haven't attained a world championship

but i've been i've attained a lot of

money i've become very very wealthy with

professional wrestling

my career my everything and you know

famous as well are infamous actually you

know i have condominiums i own hot

different houses uh i'm a landlord so to

speak i got beautiful cars lots of

beautiful cars and uh and a beautiful

wife a very beautiful wife and i want to

tell all the ladies out there i know

there's thousands of ladies who would

love to have a date with greg the hammer

valentine i just want to say that i am

not

available

well i'm

certain that the ladies i am completely

happy i understand

a lot of people you know they they

wonder like you started to say before or

ask asking my wife how do i unwind when

i come home

and besides having a a good meal a big

meal

uh fastest way to a man's heart they say

through his stomach but that's not

always the case with greg the hammer

valentine because you know i have a

different job than a

than an average nine to fiver you know i

mean a very tough job like getting body

slammed by tito santana or hulk hogan

you know i mean i

i feel roughed up my neck hurts a lot my

back hurts a lot so how do i unwind

i'm going to show you all right we'll

show you

greg valentine first of all i get all

nice and stretched out here on this

table all right

julie baby doll

julian out here baby doll is that what

you said baby doll that's right take a

look take a look how you doing darling

show them

show all those people out there in tv

land

how you loosen me up

how you make me purge pussycat

this happens does it mr valentine almost

every night almost every night yes uh i

would say at least uh well sometimes

even twice a night you know it depends

on on

how bad the aches and pains are you know

i mean this is a rough and tough uh

business i'm in professional wrestling

is tougher than than any other uh

profession that i know of you know i

mean at least on the body i mean in

football you wear pads i don't wear pads

oh that feels good there

rub rub those big biceps honey

those 21 inch arms rub that you know you

know hulk hogan talks about his 24 inch

pythons i got a 24 inch neck

that's it honey but back up here up on

the top a little bit right there where

does it hurt the most mr valentine uh

when you return from the ring where

would you say it hurt smarts the most

why are you laughing why are you

laughing vince mcmahon i mean this

really happens this is what happens this

is my life you know i mean i'm sure

you're jealous and all those people out

there at tvlan or jealous too just think

of you know you can't just do this uh

especially you know the the average joe

out there can't do this with his wife

first of all his wife doesn't look as

good as my wife look at my wife i mean

she's like she's got a charlie angel's

uh a figure you know and and and you

know just check her out and and nice

soft hands beautiful hair

of course i've i've got a great body

myself

you know i i i thrive on physical

fitness and

and uh i met my wife well

i met her all that feels great there

honey it's kind of tough to keep your

concentration

yes

work work on down down further honey

down in the lower

lower back yeah like i started to say

before i lost my concentration oh that

feels good

i met my wife uh she was doing

cartwheels i beg your pardon cartwheels

by the swimming pool the first time

first time i ever met her i pulled up in

my trans am and i i couldn't believe my

eyes you know this woman out there you

know and

and a two-piece uh you know

similar to what she's got on now and you

know i was

i just i could never forget that that

scene and that picture and that's how we

first met and we started talking and

and uh she she teaches uh gymnastics at

the time of the college but now of

course all of her time is devoted to

taking care of the hammer i would think

that's a full-time job it is a full-time

job

oh god that feels good

i might just fall asleep here

but i mean this really takes out the

aches and pains oh yeah julie how much

how long julie does this ritual normally

take a good 45 minutes to an hour 45

minutes to an hour mr valentine that's a

long time to unwind wouldn't you say

well you know they call me this they

don't call me the 60-minute man for

nothing you know it does take it takes a

long time

you know i've even been called a 90

minute man

well i mean this is tiring julie isn't

it i mean

not really if you enjoy what you do it's

not really tiring well i guess that is a

key for everyone who's enjoying your

work and i guess mr valentine you

certainly do enjoy your work

no yes i do i i enjoy the money vincent

man i don't always enjoy getting in

into the into the ring so to speak when

i'm with aches and pains but when my

wife throws me down like this you know

it's a it's it's well worth it honey

could you could you uh

get the get my legs now get my legs a

little rubbed down

oh yeah

this is not too tough to take then mr

valentine i take it no you know i i know

like i like i said before a lot of

you know a lot of uh husbands out there

ought to

how to take heed here and then have

their wives do the same thing for him

you know she even takes my shoes off

it's kind of almost like japanese style

you know i i learned that over in japan

and uh

i taught everything to julie she

learned everything i'm sure and we would

like to thank julie valentine and greg

valentine for being with us on tnt when

we return we'll have someone with us

that rubs you a little in a different

way for sure

we are back with more tuesday night

titans and greg the hammer valentine

perhaps the envy of

well certainly a number of individuals

chris well

that can mean only one thing

the presence

of one of the greats in professional

wrestling lord alfred hayes

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rowdy roddy piper to join us

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somebody else

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thank you

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don't you know that scotsman don't wait

for nothing at no time you're going to

sit up here and tell them all kinds of

wonderful things when really all they

got to know is rp himself is here man

nice to have him isn't it

did you buy that yourself that's cute

thank you very much it's nothing mr

piper uh yeah you have a reputation i

think lord alfred hayes you would concur

that uh second to none almost an

infamous reputation actually and i know

you

i wrestled him when i was 17 years old

i won it was a technicality but i won

nevertheless it goes down in the record

book as rp one how are you you recovered

you don't want to shake mine i don't

know i really don't know it's okay i won

mr piper i think more to the point other

than what we have seen here as far as

your entrance this week on tnt and

uh and what else your verbose comments i

think perhaps we can show

the public

something about the roddy piper that we

know a little bit more of than than what

we see here if we can now take you to a

special match-up

it's roddy piper versus special delivery

jones and i would think that you would

grant mr jones quite a contender indeed

oh quite a contender so is alfred hayes

quite a contender indeed nevertheless

take a look

quite a contender lord alfred hayes

pardon me that's true too let's see all

right if we now can take you to footage

it's rowdy roddy piper

setting up against special delivery

jones let's take you now with the video

today all right here we go

now ladies and gentlemen the next

contest schedule one fall with a 10

minute time limit introducing in the

corner to my right from philadelphia

pennsylvania

weighing

240 pounds here is sd special delivery

jones

and his opponent from glasgow scotland

weighing in at

232 pounds here it is

rowdy

roddy

piper

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i don't know what to expect

well you can bet that a lot of people

are watching this matchup and a defeat

would cost mr piper

great sums of prestige and no doubt

would somewhat deflate that

humongous

of mr piper

and sd jones just a man that can do it

viper

being taunted by this capacity crowd

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and piper's going to have more problems

i'm sure

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viper

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adjusting his kilt

we certainly hope that he

remembered to bring along his tights

there we go

thank goodness

viper attempting to use some psychology

here

just sort

are you serious

a moment ago it would appear that mr

piper wanted to start things off on a

friendly basis

all right lock up now to the ropes

and a clean break

by mr piper

sd look at it a softball in his hand

cocked

based on track record

roddy piper certainly very capable when

it comes to wrestling itself

locking up again and behind him nice

take down by piper

trying to find a handle here sdn does so

much

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uh

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yes mr piper showing his true colors

another right hand you can hear the chat

st

what a right though by piper absolutely

devastating

piper wrenching the neck area and

perhaps

caught their fingers in the open mouth

of sd

like it out vince i'm going to tell you

i am impressed thus far ultra rope back

no all right sunset flip flipper

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from our vantage point it appeared as

though he rammed the thumb

into the esophagus of sd john very

cleverly shielding himself from the

referee

boy do these people want piper to lose

not gonna win a lot of popularity

contest no doubt about that look at that

maneuver

rowdy roddy piper

at the moment maintaining control over

special delivery jones the match

i think far from being over yet

viper

applying pressure to the chin area

pulling up on one hand pushing down on

the other

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[Applause]

rowdy roddy piper

attempting to display his wrestling

skill you can vet those whom he manages

are looking on

as well as the entire country all right

this team to the left and a headphone

piper reeling around

he doesn't even know where he's at rusty

moving in and piper for the ride my

goodness gigantic field so on a part of

st joe oh man

everybody knows everybody knows rv take

the bring the cameras back on me take

the cameras off the match i'm tired of

watching the match you might see more of

the match

did i win the match did i win the match

have you seen the match before i should

have the questions too did you see the

match before have you seen it yes you

were the one commenting did i win the

match yes or no yes you did there we go

simple why sit here and watch myself i

know i like myself i can get tired of

watching perfection myself

i made a mistake one time one time i

thought i was wrong i was wrong i was

right

i'm tired of watching myself man i'm

perfect you're the most arrogant

individual i think we've ever had you

having here don't you wish you were me

don't you wish i mean really when you

think of it man don't you wish that you

could have taken yourself from what i

was i mean just a kid on the street 16 i

was the youngest professional wrestler

in the entire world when i started

wrestling professionally don't you wish

that you could take someone like myself

be someone like myself and mold myself

with no one's help not your help not

your help not your help not your help no

one's help of my own and mold yourself

into the most perfectionist the most

professional wrestler the most wanted

professional wrestler in the entire

world today bar none i don't care tell

me anyone buy them all don't you wish

you know

are we lacking with just a little bit of

jealousy when you say you're the most

arrogant are we just being a little

jealous you know they say they say you

shouldn't blow your own horn don't they

say that why not who better knows the

tuna talking about doing bagpipes going

i know the two mr piper could we ask you

to blow your own home in a different

matter

a different manner all together because

earlier on

we heard of course the bagpipes and it's

been said that that you're a scotsman

and things it's also been said that you

don't know how to play the bagpipes

oh excuse me a number i don't find it

humorous at all man i don't think that

you're a funny man you're a very

self-opinionated person yeah and i'm

self opinionating i don't find you funny

at all i wonder if i wonder if you would

play i know how to play the background i

played in the world championship games

in 1969 with the city of toronto by

pipeline i just don't happen to have my

set of bagpipes with me i know

we have a number of people here with

bagpipes do you mind i don't know

i don't want to play the bank we have

one of the i don't want to play i don't

i listen i i don't want to play the

bagpipes thank you very much i don't

want to play the bachelorette thank you

very much mr piper

does this set resemble yours

i mean they're pretty much all alike are

they not uh well it's uh it's not the

same color as mine it's blue let me see

yeah let me see let me see but bagpipes

are quite similar i mean it's much you

said i couldn't play the backpack

i think it's who said i couldn't play

the bagpipes more than one person said i

couldn't play the basketball a lot of

people as a matter of fact mr piper

here would you like to demonstrate i'm

not sure i like this set of bagpipes

bring on one of them bagpipe play here

come here come here you don't like my

player just i'm not sure i'm not sure

they're a little heavy you know it's not

my own bagpipes no if it was my own bag

no go ahead take them back man i ain't

going to play the bank

how about another set maybe another set

would be his lacking

you come back here too you come back hey

mister you come back here you come back

here another set come on come here come

here come here come here come here come

here come here come here come here

everybody's a smart everybody's smart i

like right everybody wants to put your

figure you're sitting here putting me on

the spot everybody's a smart one thank

you let me see

can you play lily christy

start to play

all right we're gonna hear this go ahead

all right start to play mr piper is

going to prove everyone wrong

are you going to

join in

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give me a break we'll be back

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have you ever

we'll be back as we continue with more

tuesday night titans

hopefully we will have

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we are back with more tuesday night

titans and i'm still not sure mr piper

that you really can play the bagpipe

it's just i'm just your lack of

knowledge it's nothing to do with me go

back to school and learn what you're

talking about i'm sure you would have

played your own set considerably better

than the set we heard wrong with the way

i played the set i had it was perfection

just a second i saw you out here two

weeks ago paul clean you stepped on

someone's foot they died man are you

ripping me who are you right with two or

laura i do my own you see man i'm a

one-man band nobody's got to tell me you

think that they can do any better you

got a band sitting there right now you

got some holland dancers sitting there

right now let's listen to them and

compare them to me that'll tell the

facts man all right fine let's go back

up now to piper's band

so

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very nicely done very nice

i could only have done it better myself

fantastic

fantastic pretty little ladies there too

all scottish ladies are pretty you know

what's that

you probably haven't noticed that have

you noticed any ladies

of all

nah i'm sorry talking over your head

again

it's nice to be me you know that it's

nice to be here it's nice to be able to

say exactly what you want to be and be

250 pounds six foot one and a half and

tough as you can come man

you know why i wear a kilt because i'm

tough enough too man besides that i

can't get in jeans cramps me

hi miss piper we'd like to take you in a

few moments uh back to a memorable

occasion i'm certain

it's back to a a piper's pit

in which your guest on that occasion

was without a doubt one of the most

phenomenal athletes in world wrestling

federation history gentlemen me

i said one of

uh the gentleman's name is superfly

jimmy snook oh the schnook

the shnook are you what are you what are

you going to do a match of jimmy schnuck

i don't want to see him magic stupid

schnook i'm not interested i am the

legend killer i have destroyed the

legend jimmy schnuck any match you show

up will be a has-been match man first

i'd like to state for our viewing

audience that this is

well a piece that's unedited

is that what you're going to show right

oh that's wonderful so for the benefit

of those of you who

are a little squeamish

and

perhaps some young children you might

not want to view this with us it's

ronnie piper at his best or i should say

at his worst

you're kidding when i'm good i'm good

when i'm bad i'm better brother check

this i'd like to get your commentary in

your view if you would watch this with

us let's go to the videotape now it's

roddy piper and his guest superfly jimmy

snuka in piper's bit

all of a sudden we got a bunch of people

writing in

this guy here comes i don't know maybe

come sniveling to the sniveling to the

people comes and cried

roddy piper didn't give me a chance to

say nothing on the pit

roddy piper didn't give me a chance to

do nothing

you want a chance everybody wants to be

like ronnie piper you want a chance you

want a chance to say something brother

i'll tell you what man here you go take

the little microphone there you go there

you go put it in the little greasy paws

you want to do something then you go

ahead you say exactly what you want to

say to these people you can do just a

second i want you to wait a second i

want to make you feel at home before we

start you want to be the big shot you

want to do all the talking you want to

really take all these people got

yourself a pineapple want to feel at

home watch it feel like the fiji islands

kind of like the women you know got a

long frosty hair on top round on the

bottom got your pineapple you want to be

a happy person what do you want huh what

do you want you want bananas you want to

talk go ahead and talk huh go ahead and

talk wait a second wait a second wait a

second wait wait wait wait you want

bananas you want bananas we got bananas

here we go you want bananas and yourself

a banana oh this is what you want you

want to talk you ain't saying nothing

what's wrong huh do you want to come up

here like a big shot what do you want go

on hold them up here i went i got your

coconut

i'm just like there you go

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wait a second bananas and coconuts you

want to be a big chop you know what the

only thing i didn't get i didn't get a

tree for you to climb up and down like a

monkey like you want to do you want to

be a big shot i'll get your treat next

time you want a banana have a banana

what do you want

am i making fun of you

no sir no sir no sir

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come on

come on boys

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everybody wants to be big guys come on

come on

come on

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big time

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oh

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all right

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is without a doubt one of the most

disgusting displays i am the legend

destroyer mister let me tell you legend

destroyer you know what they said that

guy was a legend they say don't you mess

around with him here's a fellow who

simply wanted to have his turn at bat

who certainly wanted to have something

to say you never give anybody something

about your show you never give anybody a

chance to say about what i don't need to

give nobody a chance i gave him the

microphone stood there for two minutes

the guy was a bumbling idiot

yeah he bends down like this geek right

here a bumbling idiot says nothing to

nobody he deserved it man he deserved

everything he's got i'll tell you

something that it's too lucky it's just

lucky it's just lucky that i just didn't

do a little bit more it's lucky he says

all those people around holding them

back that i'm lucky it's not man it

saved his life i destroyed a legend

right there you gotta do what you gotta

do as a man and i am a man and from that

you can tell because i destroyed him

just like a man would i don't care what

you say i don't care what you say it

don't matter to me alfredo it don't

matter to me i say this man is without

dignity without dignity man you've added

nothing to this program i admitted to

this program just a pardon me i got no

bow tie pardon me i had nothing to this

program

you piece of garbage man i had nothing

to what huh you think there's something

hey hey what hey dude

what's the matter with you

in a moment we'll take you to the world

wrestling federation review

before we do that i'd like to certainly

have a further word on what happened

moments ago with

lord alfred hayes

and with roddy piper

i have just been told by the producers

of tnt that

mr piper will never again

appear on this television show as long

as this television show was on the air

furthermore i'm sure that legal action

will be taken by lord alfred hayes on

behalf

of you the viewing public

and certainly actions like this by mr

piper not only unbecoming to the sport

of professional wrestling but

it's just degrading in general to be

associated with a human being of that

nature

so again the promise from the producers

of tnt that

piper as in roddy piper will never again

appear on the show and again we will

keep you abreast i'm sure you'll be

reading about it perhaps in the legal

actions that will be forthcoming both

from lord alfred hayes

and from the producers of the show so

let's take you now to the um

the world wrestling federation review

after which we'll have a further award

let's go to the review

he's going to go to work on it

maybe not a thousand times well maybe

not a thousand but

999 999.

capacity crowd here right behind penny

but

right now she's not doing it to allah

seems to be in rough shape

face down on the canvas

but she's been there before

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wonder how many title defenses over the

years would be interesting

certainly like to have that statistic

dropkick wasn't too high up caught her

right about in the midsection double

drop did both missing

i think the fabulous one took the worst

of that came down hard on the back

knocked the wind right out of her sure

did she looks like she's out

penny seems to be coming up in a little

better shape

why not be a beautiful time to sneak in

a little sunset flip of some sort there

but ah waited too long look at that i

bet you mula was this stunned but she

was playing possum there well either

that or just a reflex action

oh nobody home

well that's good for the goose i guess

i'll tell you joel wrestlers are

exciting to watch also in tacty matches

oh my god yes a lot of fun

referees certainly enjoys them too i'm

sure oh

dick crow really doing a good job

step over toward now being applied by

penny

really putting some pressure on it you

know sometimes they're like girl

wrestlers they really get mad at the

referee and they push their weight

around

they figure the referee is not going to

take advantage of a nice little girl

like me well

i certainly wouldn't want to meet some

of these girls in a dark alley

or they can do a number on you

especially mula

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exciting championship wrestling for the

world wrestling federation being brought

to you on the usa network only the best

appears

on the usa network

title match at stake here

lula with a flying mare

penny coming

oh my god she telegraphed that move by

40 yards pat and the fabulous one saw

coming just just wasn't there

huh

could be the beginning of the end

it could be miss marshall

big oh went for a backdrop instead just

laid her out flat right on the sternum

that's got the smart

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what you gonna do that just got her up

there now in that top turnbuckle pat

probably trying to throw over the top

rope who knows what mullah is going to

do oh a handful of hair oh again right

down heavy on his sternum

for the cover

good night it's over another victory

fabulous mula just

too much experience too much strength

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and too much agility and just too wise

for young penny marshall

let's go up and get the official time

from joe mchugh

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here is the time

six minutes and six seconds it is the

winner

the fabulous moolah

fabulous mula

victorious again retaining her title on

the all-american wrestling card

when we return we'll have an update on

what is to happen here next week on

tuesday night titans and we are told

that lord alfred hayes has

regained his composure and will also

join us so we look forward to

returning and giving you comments on

what will happen next week on tuesday

night titans and

also perhaps a little commentary from

lord alfred hayes we'll be back as we

continue with more tuesday night titans

in just a moment

lord alfred hayes is back with us and

lord we certainly hope that you have

regained your composure he really gave

you a wallop

on this side of your face call me right

across there

but uh it's not the first one i've had

and

but under these circumstances it was

that

it really was the first type of thing

that happened to me and i'm afraid this

man lost all control of himself

you didn't i'm very thankful of that i

didn't i'm thankful of that too

he is not a dignified person in any

sense whatsoever

to say the least

next week

here on tuesday night titans

we shall have a really big show as the

saying goes a big sure yes without a

doubt

how big i thought you would ever ask

seven feet four inches

and 457

pounds of the one and the only andre the

giant

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you