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And that is why
the Industrial Revolution
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is incredibly significant to
American and global history.
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So, I've decided to make your
big end of the year project...
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I'm so bored.
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-...which will be worth
sixty percent of your grade...
- Oh my gosh. Me too.
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a slide show on
the Industrial Revolution.
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- Everyone will have
one month to turn it in.
- Are you picking up any of this?
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His voice is so boring,
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it goes in one ear
and right out the other.
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I think he's saying we
have some big project due
in a month or something?
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I don't know.
I am very checked out.
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And since
the Industrial Revolution
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was a period
of great collaboration,
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this will be a partner project.
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No, you cannot choose
your own partners.
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I will be using this raffle drum
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to make sure that your
partnerships are totally random.
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- Yes?
- Whoa, raffle drum?
Is this a partner project?
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I just said that.
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Ooh!
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Yes?
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Can we choose our own partners?
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No. I just said that, too.
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Aw.
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Hannah and Danya...
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Oh man.
We gotta get paired up.
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It's highly doubtful, Gabby.
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- The raffle drum
is a cruel mistress.
Hunter and Adam...
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Gabby and...
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- Wesley.
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We're partners on a project!
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Sorry. We just
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really love
the Industrial Revolution.
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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The Industrial Revolution
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isn't gonna know what hit it.
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We're, like,
the best duo of all time.
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Move over, ketchup and mustard!
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'Cause when
we get together, Wes,
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it's beautiful. Magic happens.
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No, Gabby. Magic doesn't happen.
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We are magic.
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We're magic. We are magic!
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I've got a little
magic trick for you.
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- How long have you been there?
- Why you lurking on us?
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The trick starts
with you both having a C
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in Mr. Boyle's history class.
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Then, abra-cadabra!
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You turn in your obviously
crummy slide show,
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dropping your grade to a fail,
and making your summer
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disappear.
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Um, I'm not sure
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I understand the trick?
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And who's the magician
in this analogy?
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Ooh!
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And do I get to wear a top hat?
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What I'm saying is,
as Mr. Boyle's TA,
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it's my duty to inform you
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that you both have
to get a B or higher
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in the slide show or you'll
both be going to summer school.
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I should probably
also inform you that
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the school doesn't pay for
air conditioning off-season,
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so it's a little more
summer than school.
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You know what, Susie?
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You're just jealous
that Wes and I are gonna
totally crush this project
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like professional
project crushers...
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crush projects.
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Yeah, what she said!
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There is literally zero
chance we mess this up.
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Zero.
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Phew... that was fun!
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Yeah, those Volpies
sure can slime.
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It feels like
every day this month
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has been some sort of
crazy alien adventure.
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But for whatever reason,
all day I've been thinking
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there was something
we were forgetting to do?
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Did you forget to
turn the stove off?
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I do that
all the time.
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My stove is
literally on all day.
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No. Something...
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more important?
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Hm.
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Mr. Boyle's project!
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- How could we forget?
- I don't know!
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I forget lots of things!
I forgot to wear shoes today!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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We can figure this out.
When is it due?
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Oh my gosh, Wes.
Are you okay?
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It's due tomorrow at 8 A.M.
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Hey sweetheart, I just wanted
to say goodnight and I love you.
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Goodnight, Mom. I love you, too.
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But just to be sure,
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you don't plan on staying
up all night worrying about
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that ferret that's been eating
your zucchini garden, right?
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No, Mom. Like I said, there's
not much we can do about it.
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I bet soon, he'll get sick
of the taste of zucchini
and move on.
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I bet you're right.
Okay, sleep well.
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Goodnight, Mom.
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Six days of waking up
to my zucchini garden
looking like this.
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At first I thought it was
the friendly neighborhood
raccoon, Cosmo,
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and then I set up
a night-vision camera
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and caught some pretty
incriminating photos.
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Oh!
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Sweet brisket! He's hideous!
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I know.
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That's why tonight,
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we're catching that
squash-noshing creep.
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Okay, so we spent the entire
month doing awesome alien stuff
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instead of our big
end-of-the-year project.
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It's all good!
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Totally all good!
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We'll just buckle down,
put any alien stuff on pause,
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and crank out an epic slide show
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that sums up the entirety
of the Industrial Revolution
in one night!
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Exactly. Because when
you and I are together,
we're magic, baby.
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Uh, yeah, we are.
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So we gathered
everything necessary
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to get in the zone
for the project.
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Goji berries for energy.
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Essential oils
for concentration.
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And a custom-made Gabby D
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"Get in the Zone"
playlist on compact disc.
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And I'm not worried either,
'cause I've got my special
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little magic-maker to
help make magic happen!
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Uh, what is that?
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This is Big Bertha.
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And I know what you're thinkin'.
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She's past her prime. Washed up.
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But let me tell you,
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I have done
every school project
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on Big Bertha here
since 2nd grade,
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so if you're gonna
tell me that we can't--
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It's fine. If you wanna use
your old computer, we'll use it.
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Let's just get started.
We're wasting time!
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Time to get in the zone
and make some magic happen.
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We did it, Wes.
The perfect project.
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The font.
The transitions.
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The fact that we crammed
80 years into 15 minutes
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of a killer slide show.
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It's perfect!
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Oof!
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But my gosh, it stinks
like Goji sweats in here!
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Ooh! Good idea.
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Bertha could use
a little cool down after
that spicy work sesh.
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You know what, Gabby?
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It was inevitable we would
crank out a perfect project.
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And you know why?
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We're magic! We're magic!
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- Bertha!
- Oh!
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Hands-- too oily!
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She... looks alright?
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Yeah. She actually does.
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Noooooo!
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Okay, so we only
have eight hours
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to turn in Boyle's
big end-of-the-year project
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or we're going to summer school,
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and the computer we did
it on was soaked to death.
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Come on, baby.
Pull through.
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She's not dead, Gabby!
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She's just resting her eyes!
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Well, unless you have some
genius plan to un-rest her eyes,
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we're dead!
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I have a plan.
But it is not a genius one.
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It's a desperate one.
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- I have a guy.
- A guy?
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Gilbert Finklestonsky.
Best computer guy in town.
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He's fixed Bertha before.
But I have to warn you,
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Gilbert is by far
the most annoying human being
you will ever meet.
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Yeah, I can't fix her, my dude.
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She's got water damage
up the wazoo!
What'd you guys do?
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Chuck her in a wood barrel,
and then toss said wood barrel
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over Niagara Falls?
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Just-- you're not supposed
to do that, ya know?
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Not with PCs, MP3 players,
really anything powered
by electronics.
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We know you're not
supposed to toss a computer
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over a waterfall, Gil.
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So you really don't have any
advice on how to fix Bertha?
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You want my advice?
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Put her down.
She's dunzo.
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- Dead!
- That's enough, Gilbert.
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You've been... helpful.
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Wow, you weren't kidding.
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That guy is almost
as annoying as--
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Susie?
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Well, if it isn't
the magic morons of Havensburg.
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What are you guys
doing out so late?
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You screw up your
project in some larky way
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and have to come
here to fix it?
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How did you know--
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Absolutely not! What?!
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Are you some kind of
project police now?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here because
of a legitimate crisis.
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Pesto, my pet ferret,
has been missing
for over a week.
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I'm pinning up
lost flyers around town.
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Ummm, hello? My dudes?
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If you're not
using my services,
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I'm gonna bounce.
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Sorry again I couldn't
fix your computer with your
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very important project about
the Industrial Revolution on it.
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Well then. I don't
wanna hold you guys up.
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Hope you can work out some
magic to save your big project,
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or it's piping hot
summer school
for the both of you.
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Abra-ca-bye-bye.
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Get ready for
snack time, varmint.
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Principal, can I
get real with you?
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I know you and Gabby
usually bond over these
sorts of "adventures,"
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but tonight is about
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catching that pesky
veggie-eating creep.
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- Of course. I--
- Let me finish.
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So, I don't want any
"cutesy connections"
between us.
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No big moral takeaways.
None of it.
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Olivia.
Would you do me a favor
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and a look inside
of that duffel bag?
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- Whoa!
- Now, do those look like
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the types of things
one would bring with them
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if they were looking
to engage in some sort of
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"cutesy connection"?
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Didn't think so.
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So, let me be clear.
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I am here for one reason
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Zoodles. That's it.
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Delightful, curly, fat-free
noodles made from zucchini.
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Zoodles. It's guilt-free pasta.
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Guilt. Free. Pasta.
I love it.
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And you and I have had
a good thing going lately.
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You make the zucchini.
I eat the zucchini.
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It's a nice arrangement.
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00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,351
But something's
gotten in the way
249
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,092
of that arrangement
as of late.
250
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,097
- There he is!
- Not on my watch!
251
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,360
For Zoodles!
252
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,624
Ow! Owie! My foot!
253
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,495
I'll get him!
254
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,105
Ahh!
255
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:27,850
My glasses!
256
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,200
Oh, I won't miss you twice,
257
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,029
you summer squash
ruining rapscallion!
258
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,381
And I'm falling.
259
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,168
Did you just break my glasses?!
260
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,693
Yes, I broke your glasses!
I'll buy you new glasses.
261
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,390
Now grab that
stick of dynamite
262
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,740
and chuck it at
that rodent terrorist!
263
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,136
Ahhh! Alien pepper spray!
264
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,008
- No!
265
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,139
No!
266
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,232
I can't see!
What's happening?!
267
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:06,846
The enemy has entered your home.
268
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:13,113
Yup. I can definitely fix
this ancient hunk of tech.
269
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,203
Just gotta pop her open
and extract the hard drive.
270
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,945
Yes! Blurt,
you beautiful Blorg!
271
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,122
- It is getting very late
and we really need it--
- But I won't.
272
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,428
Wait. What?
273
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,257
Why? Why?!
274
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,259
For personal reasons
that are personal to me.
275
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,305
Anywho, let me know
if you need any help.
276
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,263
Not with the computer,
of course,
277
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,135
because I've already
made it abundantly clear
278
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,877
that's a no-go
for 'ole Dirty Blurty.
279
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,401
What?
280
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,143
I guess it's the end
of road for you and I.
281
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,973
I know people always called
you an ancient hunk of tech,
but...
282
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,585
I could always see
the youthful light in your eyes.
283
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936
I'll always love you, BB.
284
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,069
What did you just say?
285
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,680
I'll always love you, BB.
286
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,770
"BB"? What is that?
287
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,380
Why did you just call
your computer that?
288
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,557
BB. That's her name.
Big Bertha, BB.
289
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,040
I loved a BB once...
290
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,044
Its name was Breakfast Bot.
291
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,307
We did everything together.
292
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,963
And by everything, I mean
it made me breakfast.
293
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,750
But my morning meals
weren't the only thing it made.
294
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:30,233
It also made its way
into my cold Blorgian heart.
295
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,279
Then one day,
296
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,803
the worst day of
my entire stupid life,
297
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,894
a Belgian Crepe got jammed
in BB's waffle carriage.
298
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,070
I did everything I could.
299
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,681
But I was too late.
300
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:48,164
BB!
301
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:58,044
From that day on,
I promised I'd never do
open-bot surgery again.
302
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,090
Just makes me
think of breakfast.
303
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,182
Wow. I'm so sorry
for your loss.
304
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:11,231
So yeah, that's why
I can't operate on your
305
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:14,060
old hunk-a-junk computer.
306
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,978
This, this is
your opportunity
307
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,544
to make it right.
308
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,721
For BB. Your BB.
309
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,554
I'll do it.
310
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,035
We need to be quiet.
311
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,777
My mom cannot catch us
down here like this!
312
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:39,824
Yes, I am very aware
of that, Olivia.
313
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,134
Now, just follow my directions
314
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,529
and this
Zoodle-ruining wiener-rat
315
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,227
will be netted in no time.
316
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:55,753
Ooh. Whoa.
Now, step forward.
317
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,105
That's good.
A little more forward.
318
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,150
Yes. Yes.
319
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,805
- Stop!
320
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:09,376
Shhh! You're perfect.
321
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,335
Now, lift the net
322
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:17,123
and when I say, "Zoodles,"
you bring the hammer down.
323
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,603
One...
324
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,041
two...
325
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,086
Zoodles!
326
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,827
- I did it!
327
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:31,311
Huzzah!
Fresh Zoodles, here we come!
328
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,921
Olivia?
329
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,183
My mom's awake.
330
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,104
What is going on down here?
It is 3:00 in the morning.
331
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,932
Uhh, we--
332
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,675
I mean,
333
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,243
I was just having
a midnight snack...
334
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,074
which I put on the floor
for some reason.
335
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,120
But, wouldn't you know it,
336
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,035
I'm actually not hungry anymore
337
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,994
so I guess I'll put
these back in the fridge.
338
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,562
Well if you're not gonna
eat these Zoodles, then I am.
339
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:09,479
I mean, it's guilt-free
pasta, after all.
340
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,352
Now why don't you
go get some sleep, honey?
341
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,093
Your eyes are crazy red.
342
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,012
My Mom is eating
Swift as Zoodles.
343
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,800
My Mom is eating
Swift as Zoodles!
344
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,896
Kalaxian Scalpel.
345
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,075
Rectranial Tongs.
346
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,903
Yes. Yes. Yes.
347
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,257
Blorgian Shvitz!
348
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,086
I don't know what that is.
349
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,479
I'm sweating,
can you help me out?
350
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,222
Yeah, there you go.
351
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,661
What's going on?
This is taking too long!
352
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,097
I need your friend to calm down.
353
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,359
Wes, I got this.
354
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,538
- And I got it!
355
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,323
Blurt, you're a miracle worker!
356
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,977
Our project is saved!
357
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,067
Yeah, boy! And we are not
going to summer school.
358
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,330
Magic, baby!
359
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,724
We're magic. We're magic.
360
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,434
We're here for Blurt!
361
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,175
Couldn't you have just
come through the front door?!
362
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,959
You owe us
a lot of money.
363
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,570
You and that weird
disc in your hand
364
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,702
are coming with us!
365
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,007
No, no, no!
366
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,059
Are you serious?!
367
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,151
Alright, Wes. You ready?
368
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,153
I think I am.
369
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,111
Can we just run
through the plan again?
370
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,896
We use these Blorgian
jet packs we found in
371
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,290
Blurt's storage closet
to shoot ourselves
into outer space,
372
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,596
find the space marauders who
stole Big Bertha's hard drive,
373
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,773
and get our project back
within the next hour
before we have to turn it in.
374
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,256
And we should probably
get Blurt back, too, since
he was kidnapped, right?
375
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,215
Yeah, yeah. Of course.
We'll get Blurt.
376
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,781
But mostly, we're going
to get our project
377
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,914
because I am not
going to summer school.
378
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,437
I can't learn without AC.
379
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,701
We're comin'
for ya, Bertha!
380
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,921
Okay. Let's do this.
381
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,409
Magic!
382
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,070
Whoa! Ahhh!
383
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:09,268
Wes, I don't think we're
getting our project back.
384
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:16,057
Maybe it's time we
admit we're not magic...
385
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:18,886
we're tragic.
386
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,158
Ugh. You're still up?
387
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,987
Did the Zoodles not
sit right with you either?
388
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,816
I'm going back to bed.
389
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,339
You should get some rest, too.
390
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,135
Ah.
391
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,969
I am never
392
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:02,277
eating Zoodles again.
393
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,628
The ferret can have my garden.
I don't care anymore.
394
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:09,371
Well then, Olivia. Goodnight.
395
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,592
Or good morning.
Or whatever time it is.
396
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,942
Hey, Principal Swift?
397
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,859
Thank you for
your help tonight.
398
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:25,256
Well, I know we said no
"cutesy connections" tonight,
but can I--
399
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,565
Ahhh!
400
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,611
Oh, Georgie, Georgie-- Oop.
401
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:35,266
Okay, Mr. Boyle,
first and foremost,
we wanted to apologize.
402
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,659
Sincerest apologies.
403
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,095
We literally made the best
404
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:41,011
Industrial Revolution
slide show of all time!
405
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,144
The font choice alone
would have impressed you!
406
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,668
But in a completely
wild turn of events,
407
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:46,974
that project
was taken from us,
408
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,541
like, two hours ago, and--
409
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,194
Stop, stop, stop.
410
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:54,198
Look, if this is about you two
turning in a different project
411
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:57,027
than the one I received
in my inbox this morning,
412
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,725
the answer is no.
413
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:03,120
I will be grading you
on the file I received
ten minutes ago.
414
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,518
Now, if you
don't mind giving me
the last few minutes
415
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:13,435
of personal freedom I have
before I am forced to teach
416
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,872
unappreciative "tweeny-boppers"
417
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,397
for the next
eight hours of my day.
418
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,009
Go on now.
419
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:24,968
Go!
420
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,060
We didn't turn in any file.
421
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,845
What is Mr. Boyle
talking about?
422
00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,673
I have no idea.
423
00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,110
Maybe this is all some
sort of crazy hallucination
424
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,720
because we haven't slept?
425
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,418
What is even happening?
426
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,116
Guess you'll never
really know, huh?
427
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,857
Blurt, what are
you doing here?
428
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,903
Or maybe you two crazy kids
gave this cold-hearted Blorg
429
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:50,037
the courage to escape
violent intergalactic
debtor's prison
430
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,605
because you reminded him
of a long-forgotten love
with a robot
431
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:54,171
capable of making frittatas.
432
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,956
Wait, what?
433
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,262
It inspired me.
434
00:23:58,654 --> 00:23:59,438
You...
435
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:01,178
inspire me.
436
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:11,362
Never stop being you, okay?
437
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,626
The both of ya.
438
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:29,032
Wait. So Blurt got kidnapped,
439
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:32,122
escaped, flew back
from outer space,
440
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,647
fixed Bertha, and turned
our project in to Mr. Boyle
441
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,170
moments before it was due?
442
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,477
How is that possible?
443
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:42,785
Magic, baby. Magic.
444
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,796
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and The Unsittables"...
445
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,624
I want to go to human school.
446
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,365
My answer is no.
447
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,845
We've been dating
for a while now
448
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:00,455
and I think
it's time we kissed.
449
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,587
Each other?
450
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,414
There's a new
student starting today
451
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,765
and I would like for
you to show him around.
452
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:07,767
- Leo.
- I'm Gabby.
453
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,116
Will you go to
Star Night with me?
454
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,117
Yes!
455
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,684
That sounds great.
456
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,207
Gabby Duran,
457
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,731
you cannot go to
Star Night with that boy.
458
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,546
Gorgeous.
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