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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh♪
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♪ Oh my god,
don't know what's up♪
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♪ But then it hits me
every time♪
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♪ Feelin' busy suddenly
from the minute you walk by♪
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♪ At the sight of you
the world seems to♪
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♪ Turn into a blur♪
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♪ How did my fantasy
become so real♪
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♪ Am I a fool for
feeling what I feel♪
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'Sup, Swifty?
Sorry I missed ya.
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Gettin' my blend on.
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Gabby, I have grave news.
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I don't know how
to tell you this...
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There's been an incident.
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In the vault.
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The... vault?
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I'm sorry.
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- What happened?
- Listen to me.
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Try to keep
a clear head.
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Are those my sneakers
in there? Huh?
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Are those my
sneakers in there?!
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Murdered! My shoes
have been murdered!
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No!
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♪ Oh, yeah♪
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind♪
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing♪
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♪ When we don't fit in♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing♪
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Those shoes meant
everything to me.
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I bought them when I was eight.
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The store didn't
have them in kids,
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so I got an adult size
to wear
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at my wedding,
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or graduation,
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or just when I
needed to flex
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on somebody
really hard.
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Permission to speak?
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Denied.
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They were my hope, my future.
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The closest thing I have--
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had...
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to a child of my own.
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The worst part of it all?
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Never even got a chance
to put them on.
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I think I speak for
everyone when I say
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I am so sorry
for your loss.
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I just wish I'd gotten
the chance to meet them.
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Nay, the honor.
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- I'm sorry.
- Sorry for your loss.
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Condolences.
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Apologies can wait.
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Because despite being
in a super-secure alien vault,
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someone murdered my shoes.
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I wanna know who.
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Wait, you don't think it
was one of us, do you?
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You're the only ones with
access to the comms room.
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- Why shouldn't I?
- Oh well now I'm ticked off!
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A preposterous idea!
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Gabby, you know
I'd never betray you.
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Everyone else
in this room
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in a heartbeat.
But not you.
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Well, somebody's to blame!
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I don't have
to take this!
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My butt is
late for a very
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important meeting
with the toilet.
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- I'm outta here.
- I, too, am outta here.
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If you're really innocent,
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wouldn't you
wanna stick around
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and help your friend
get to the bottom of this?
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Oh, that is it.
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I'm staying!
And because I want to,
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not because of that
thing you just said.
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Ditto to that.
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Hmpf!
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Good.
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Now, the vault records show
it was last opened at 10 A.M.
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This must've been when
the crime was committed.
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Let's start with the evidence
I found at the scene.
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This!
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What is it?
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I think... if I squint
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I can...
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nope. Lost it.
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It's an invisible clue.
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Are you actually
holding something
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or is this like
a weird prank?
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- Strange time for
a prank, Gabby.
- Yeah.
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It's a fingernail.
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And it can only belong to
the most nervous nail-biter
I know.
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Wesley.
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Care to explain why
your fingernail was
in the comms room?
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And where exactly you were
at 10 A.M. this morning?
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It's not what it looks like!
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I was in the comms room.
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But I did not lay
a finger on those shoes.
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Let me tell you
the whole story.
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It all began in 2006,
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when I was born.
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- Small body. Huge head.
Too far back, Wes.
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- Let's stick to today.
- Got it.
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A glorious sunrise awoke me
from my slumbers around
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6:15 this morning.
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Man, my bladder was
about to pop off--
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Wes? Could you cut
to the chase, please?
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I basically spent
the morning performing
my duties as
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Senior Executive Liaison
around the house.
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I crushed it.
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First I did a manual update
of the comms room software.
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Coding a local firewall
to a Gor-Monite VPN
may be tough for some,
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but not for
old Code-Man, here.
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You've done it again, Code-Man.
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Next, I prepped Swift's lunch.
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My signature sushi roll.
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The freshest fish.
Perfect jasmine rice.
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Hours of very expensive
online sushi tutorials.
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You've done it again, Roll-Man.
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Then it was on to
some heavy lifting.
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I just felt the couch was
slightly out of position
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for the whole
living room vibe,
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so I moved it with
my ox-like strength.
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You've done it again, Ox-Man.
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Just feels better, right?
You can thank the Ox-Man.
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Uh-huh.
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If all that's true, why were
you nervous-biting your nails?
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I can't say.
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Can't or won't?
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Both, I think?
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What are you hiding?
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Tell me, Ox-Man!
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Uhh...
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Wes lost a Blurble!
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- Gasp!
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I know because I was with him.
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Is that so?
Enlighten us.
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Everything he said is true.
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It just went a
little differently.
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As Junior Executive Liaison,
I was helping Wes with his...
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duties.
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Did I move it?
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I think it moved.
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Later on, I'd just finished
dusting the bookshelf when...
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I've lost Jeremy Jr.!
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I was cleaning out
his crate and
he ran away!
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Help me find it
and I will
promote you to
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Co-Executive
Senior Liaison!
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No, I'll demote myself.
You'll be the boss!
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I trusted you!
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Somebody hold me back.
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Nobody here wants
to protect you, bro.
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Okay. So maybe I didn't
"crush it", exactly.
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While Wes melted down
on the couch,
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I sniffed around for
the missing Blurble.
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Gotcha!
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I convinced the Blurble
to come out by challenging it
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to a game of chess.
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If I won, the Blurble
went back in its crate.
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But if I lost,
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I went in.
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I began with the Knight.
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Only for the Blurble to match
wits with the Queen's Pawn.
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Ah, chess.
A game of strategy, sure,
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-but also--
Enough chess talk!
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So, obviously you won...
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Actually, no.
I'm as shocked
as you are.
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I couldn't have murdered
your shoes because
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I was locked in
the Blurble crate.
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And I couldn't have
either because I was
panic-crying on the couch.
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Feel how wet this is!
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Yep, those are
Wes tears, all right.
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Okay, maybe you two
weren't in the comms room
at the time of the crime.
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But you know who
probably was?
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The Orb!
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And The Orb records everything.
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Why didn't I think
of this earlier?
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Yo, rise and shine--
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Gasp!
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Murder most foul!
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The plot... thickens.
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With The Orb dead now, too,
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there's only one
logical conclusion...
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That we should take
a bathroom break.
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I really have to go!
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No! That The Orb knew
who murdered my shoes.
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And that person murdered
The Orb so it couldn't tell.
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We're on the trail
of a real sicko.
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Perhaps, we should
consider slowing down
and not rush in to--
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And she's rushing off.
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As a bona fide computer coder,
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or if you will, Code-Man,
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I'm pretty sure
that's not gonna--
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Julius?
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There you have it.
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Julius, the waiter man
from Luchachos
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with the godly biceps,
did it.
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Why would he
murder my shoes?
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Because he clearly
hates shoes
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and also you
never tip.
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No offense, but I'm
Team Julius on this one.
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Huh.
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I guess this means
"case closed."
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Except it's case "wide open"!
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Gasp!
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I was at Luchachos
this morning.
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And Julius just happened
to be my server.
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I know for a fact Julius
was working a double shift.
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Also let's not forget it
couldn't possibly be him
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because he doesn't
even know about aliens.
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The Julius in the video
must be someone posing as him.
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You two are shape-shifters.
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Allegedly.
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I want my lawyer.
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And neither of you seem
surprised to see someone
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with no knowledge of aliens
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in the alien comms room.
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I was totes surprised.
Too surprised to speak. Geez.
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One of you needs to talk. Now.
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I couldn't have
shape-shifted
into Julius!
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Why not?
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Because I had already
shape-shifted into...
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Jeremy Jr.
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Gasp!
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I had just invented possibly
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the greatest invention
ever invented.
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Imagine a game where
two people chase each other
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and when one person
touches the other person,
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the other person becomes
the one that needs to
chase the first person.
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"Chasey Touch."
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That game already exists.
It's called "Tag."
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Anyways...
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I was super annoyed
that Wes and Olivia
didn't want to play with me,
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because they were busy
with their dumb Liaison duties,
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so I morphed into the Blurble
so they'd have to.
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After making them chase me,
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I agreed to play
horse checkers,
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another game I invented.
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After winning, I celebrated by
victory-punching the walls.
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Something we can all
agree is very much
my type of thing to do.
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Yep.
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That's fresh damage, all right.
255
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,263
I can confirm I heard
Jeremy punching
256
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,525
when I was
in the crate.
257
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,962
Ugh, losing to you
258
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,572
is so much worse
than the Blurble.
259
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:11,834
I heard the
punching too.
260
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,749
He couldn't have
destroyed the shoes.
261
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,750
See, Gabby?
262
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,317
My hands are clean.
263
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,276
Well... not literally.
264
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,496
Who washes their
hands every day?
265
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:25,979
Okay, well, Jeremy might
have a likely alibi,
266
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,939
but there still remains
one other noted shape-shifter...
267
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:33,203
Mr. Shady Shape-shifty Swifty.
268
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:35,902
We all say that.
269
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,166
Wanna tell me what
you were doing before
you called me this morning?
270
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,864
Well, if you must know,
271
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,345
I was unwinding from
a long week of work,
272
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,390
the only way I know how...
273
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,743
by recording my
own sound effects
274
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,006
for my favorite movies.
275
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:12,286
However, I kept
being interrupted...
276
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,638
I should've gone
queen-side bishop to C4!
277
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,601
So I went to the comms room
for some peace and quiet.
278
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:28,476
That's when I found your shoes.
279
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,961
You record your
own sound effects?
280
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,049
With vegetables?
281
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,138
I just feel more
invested in a film
282
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,748
when I put my
stamp on it.
283
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,098
Okay, at the time of the crime,
284
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,665
Swift was recording,
285
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,449
Wes was panic crying,
286
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,017
Liv was in the crate,
and Jeremy was wall-punching.
287
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,325
If it wasn't one of you,
who else is there?
288
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,456
Let's run through
everything again.
289
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,936
For sure,
can't wait
to do that,
290
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,417
but can I please use
the bathroom first?
291
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,420
I've literally been holding
it since the sunrise.
292
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,812
Make it quick.
293
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,205
From the top, people.
294
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,032
Chop. Chop.
295
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,388
Why can I never remember where
the bathroom is in this place?
296
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,088
An unexplained thud?
297
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,828
That's weird.
298
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,102
How's the pee break, pal?
You coming?
299
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,366
Be right there, Gabby Duran.
300
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,547
Okay, so we still don't know
who might have posed as Julius
301
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,071
or committed the crime. Gah.
302
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,856
It's like the true culprit
is right under my nose.
303
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,946
Oh, Wes, you're back.
304
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:51,951
Oh, yeah.
And it is good to be back.
305
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,780
Hey, here's an idea.
306
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:59,001
What if we close our eyes
307
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:03,527
and imagine whatever
it is that's going on?
308
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:07,053
Actually, that's a good idea.
309
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,881
Everybody close your eyes
and think through everything.
310
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,406
See if there are any
details you might've missed.
311
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,931
Wes - crying...
312
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,542
Liv - crate... Jeremy - walls.
313
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,329
Swift... weird person.
314
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,634
Okay, now.
315
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,984
- Hey!
316
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,989
He is not me!
He tied me up in the closet.
317
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,295
I am too
the real him.
318
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,905
He's lying.
319
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,995
I don't like
the look
of this one.
320
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,213
Oh, come on!
321
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,954
If you really are
who you say you are...
322
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,348
what's your name?
323
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,351
Um...
324
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,572
- Bread?
- Get him!
325
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,493
He ran in here. Spread out!
326
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,976
He's a shape-shifter.
He could be anywhere.
327
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,892
He's nowhere to be found!
328
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:06,982
Huh?
329
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:11,987
Ouch!
330
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,476
Glor-Bron?!
331
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:23,955
Finally caught me.
332
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:25,914
Dang it!
333
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,481
Dang it all to
planet Hecktron!
334
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:31,963
Ooh! It's so obvious!
We must execute him at once!
335
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,403
Explain yourself.
336
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,884
It all began
three months ago,
337
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,452
when I was fired
by Supreme Leader
338
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,237
for being
"an awful worker"
339
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,456
with a "terrible attitude"
340
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,068
that "stole millions
from the Treasury."
341
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,070
Big whoop, right?
342
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,508
Anyway, humiliated
on Gor-Monia,
343
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,597
I decided to
hide out on Earth.
344
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,475
I hid in secret,
345
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,522
using the power of stealth
and shape-shifting.
346
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,003
Ooh! Free lamp!
347
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,919
Ha ha! I'm taking this!
348
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,748
Wee! Ha ha ha!
349
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,926
I scrounged for food
wherever I could.
350
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,982
So you're the one
that stole my nap-quito!
351
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,331
Execute him at once!
352
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,028
Wheel in the guillotine!
353
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,075
Eventually the food
grew scarce.
354
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:41,859
Desperate,
355
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,079
I decided
to shapeshift into a rat
356
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,822
in order to infiltrate
the rat kingdom
living below the house,
357
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,084
gain their trust,
358
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,087
and then devour
them one-by-one.
359
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,873
But alas,
360
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,005
I fell in love.
361
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,053
Anyways, long story short,
I'm still very hungry...
362
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,708
and heartbroken.
363
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,104
I'll never quit you,
Jenny Pinktail.
364
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,628
Why didn't you just
try the fridge?
365
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,761
I couldn't get the
stupid door open.
366
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,371
It's a pull door, not a push.
367
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,200
Aw, dang it!
Dang it all to Hecktron!
368
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,028
That's why I had
everyone close their eyes.
369
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,552
So I could escape
and pry the door open.
370
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,119
I - I don't understand.
371
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,990
So why'd you murder my shoes?
372
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,690
Murder? Shoes?
373
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,214
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
374
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,217
- Oh, come on!
He's clearly lying!
- Am not.
375
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:36,958
Yeah, and he tied me up!
376
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,090
And he stole
my taquito.
377
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,702
This guy's
a shoe hater,
I can tell.
378
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,052
Sir, I am a good many things,
379
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,576
but murderer, I am not--
380
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:48,883
Ew. Ugh.
381
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,189
Uck.
382
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,757
Whew. Is it just me
or is it dusty in here?
383
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,935
It can't be.
384
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,941
I hate to agree with Jeremy,
385
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,509
but Glor-Bron's
clearly your man.
386
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,468
Despicable.
387
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,996
Sure. Maybe you're all right
388
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,998
and Glor-Bron did
murder my shoes.
389
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,043
I mean, after all,
390
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,872
he is a low-life outcast
with no eye for foot fashion.
391
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,613
Have you been
talking to the rats?
392
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:27,922
And you all had excellent,
airtight alibis.
393
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,967
That we do. Indeed.
394
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,926
Which means it couldn't
have been any of you.
395
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,144
That's what we're saying.
396
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,670
Except, it wasn't any of you...
397
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,107
it was all of you!
398
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,152
- Gasp!
399
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,506
Dust. Olivia claimed to have
finished dusting the bookshelves
400
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,247
when Wes lost the Blurble.
401
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,293
But Liv, you're way too much of
a perfectionist to leave behind
402
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,382
even the tiniest speck.
403
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,732
Which means your story
about dusting must be fake.
404
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,995
Which means Wes' story is fake,
405
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:01,129
which means Jeremy
and Swift's stories are,
406
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,565
you guessed it,
407
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,263
fake as well.
408
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,135
And the only possible
explanation is you were
409
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,267
all in on it together.
410
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:12,923
Why?
411
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,148
I suppose I should explain.
412
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:21,845
Yeah.
413
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:26,241
You see, I really was recording
my sound effects this morning.
414
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,985
I needed some
heavy-duty collision
415
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,728
and the walls in Jeremy's
room are pitch perfect.
416
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,079
And next, it was
the chase scene.
417
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:42,170
Unsatisfied with
the footfall of gourds,
418
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:45,129
I developed a habit of using
419
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,741
your shoes to
record chase scenes.
420
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:56,140
They have a warmth of tone that
no other shoe could replicate.
421
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,317
Utter perfection.
422
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:11,765
That's when I saw
a mark on the shoes.
423
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,029
I must have scuffed
them somehow.
424
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:19,555
Panicked that I had sullied
your precious sneaks,
425
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,167
I called in Jeremy
for a little help.
426
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:29,130
But Jeremy's filthy hands
only made the situation worse.
427
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,134
So I summoned my
Senior Executive Liaison.
428
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:39,923
When that backfired enormously,
429
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:43,666
we had one last option.
430
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:48,192
Olivia. "The smart one."
431
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:05,427
We all agreed you'd
be so angry with us
432
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:08,691
for destroying your shoes,
you'd never talk to us again.
433
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:13,435
So, there was only
one reasonable option.
434
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,918
Make the scene look
like a grisly murder
435
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:19,963
to throw you off our scent.
436
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:23,924
No!
437
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,885
That way our friendship,
438
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:31,148
rooted in trust and honesty,
439
00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:32,236
could continue.
440
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:37,111
Hm. I'm hearing
the irony now as I say it.
441
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,461
Thrilled to be off the hook.
442
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:43,247
I'm gonna go ahead and get
back to hiding and scrounging.
443
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:44,814
This was fun!
444
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:50,080
Wait, what about Julius?
445
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:53,475
Yeah. Sometimes I morph into
Big J to play restaurant.
446
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:54,955
It's quite fun.
447
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:57,174
I actually morph into Randy,
448
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,263
Luchachos' lesser-known
short order cook.
449
00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,833
Throw pillow was wet with
my very real tears, though.
450
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:06,140
I was so upset about
slaying your shoes,
451
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,533
I just couldn't hold it back.
452
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:10,884
I am so sorry.
453
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,668
We're all sorry, Gabby.
454
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,323
Incredibly sorrowful.
455
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,325
I'm only sorry
that we got caught.
456
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:23,418
And I guess I'm sorry that we
brutally murdered your shoes.
457
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,117
It's okay.
458
00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:30,120
I guess I'll just have to rely
on my back-up pair now.
459
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,997
You have a back-up pair?
460
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:46,572
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and The Unsittables"...
461
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,878
You don't plan on staying up
all night worrying about
462
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,533
that ferret that's been eating
your zucchini garden, right?
463
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,492
Tonight, we're
catching that creep.
464
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,058
Ow! Ow!
465
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,931
Mr. Boyle's project!
466
00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,541
Okay, so we only
have eight hours
467
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,891
to turn in Boyle's big
end-of-the-year project,
468
00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:03,763
or we're going to summer school.
469
00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,373
No!
470
00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,811
You and that weird
disc in your hand
471
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:09,943
are coming with us!
472
00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:11,466
We're coming for you, Bertha!
473
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,250
I don't think we're
getting our project back.
474
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,280
Gorgeous.
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