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chiggity-check.
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chiggity-check.
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Last babysitting assignment
chiggity-check.
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Entire to-do list,
almost complete.
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Now just one last
check-in with Swift,
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and then it's sweet,
sweet, sweet
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Gabby D personal
chill time.
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Gabby! Thank goodness
you're here.
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We have an emergency
on our hands.
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What's going on?
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Ziggy is coming!
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Oh, no!
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Wait, what?
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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There we go. Airtight.
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I don't get it. Who's Ziggy?
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Jeremy's best friend
from Gor-Monia.
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Now, Ziggy coming here
is the worst thing
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that could possibly happen.
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But isn't it good for Jeremy
to spend time with his friends?
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Yeah, Principal, isn't it good
for us to spend time together?
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Every time Jeremy
and Ziggy get together,
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they cause what is known
on Gor-Monia as extreme ruckus.
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Okay, so they're rowdy?
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No, Gabby,
they're extremely rowdy.
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I've had no less than eight
near-death experiences
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in their presence already.
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That has to be
an exaggeration.
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Oh, no.
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Ziggy and I get
into it, Gabby.
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Real into it.
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You feeling ready, old-timer?
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He's been eating
steak dinners all day
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just to have enough energy.
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Please, Gabby, stay here
and help me weather the storm.
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Yeah, no can do, Swifty,
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this just happens to be
my "Gabby D Stay Fresh,
Re-Fresh Weekend."
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Stay fresh.
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You think it's easy being
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this fly all the time?
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It's not. I basically
run a marathon of dopeness
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from when I wake up,
till when I go to sleep.
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So once a year, I embark
on the ultimate 48 hours
of self-care
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in order to...
recharge my soul.
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First, I nest up
in the most comfy chair
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you can possibly imagine,
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which I keep in the basement
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for just this occasion.
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In one hand, cereal in a cup,
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because a bowl
can't get that perfect
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milk-to-flake ratio, you know?
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In the other hand,
my phone,
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so I can spend the entire
48 hours non-stop scrolling,
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looking at food,
shoes, food on shoes,
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shoes on food,
all my favorite things.
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And layered over all that
like a warm chocolate ganache,
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a British baking show on TV,
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slowly kneading
and brulee-ing
my troubles away.
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Gabby!
Yes, sir,
it's going to be quite--
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Gabby!
I beg you to reconsider.
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You don't want my near-death
on your hands, do you?
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I'd really like
to stay and help,
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but absolutely nothing
is going to get in the way
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of my "Gabby D Stay Fresh,
Re-Fresh Weekend."
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Mm, so energizing.
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What up, dud-butts?
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Whoo! You miss me?
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- Ziggy!
Ah.
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Guess what?
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This planet has so many
different types of fire.
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Oh, yeah, it does!
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What's up
with your butler?
- It begins.
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It was me against the beast.
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I could hear it taunting me.
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But defeat was not
an option.
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So I dug deep.
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I rolled up my sleeves and I
made darn sure that monster
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never made another
peep ever again.
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So you fixed
a squeaky chair?
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No, I saved
a squeaky chair.
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All in a day's work when
you're Senior Executive Liaison
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to Intergalactic Affairs.
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No offense, but...
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it sounds like you just
do all the dirty work
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that the aliens around town
don't want to do themselves.
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What? No.
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I'm the glue that holds
this whole operation together.
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However, I currently
have a lot on my plate
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so I'm looking for a little help
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with all the various jobs
I have around town.
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So what do you say?
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You want to be
Junior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs?
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You get to handle a lot of alien
goo if that sweetens the deal.
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And why would that
sweeten the deal?
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I don't know, I...
took you for a goo-head.
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Well, I have nothing
better to do, so...
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- sure?
- Yes!
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Oh, I hope you're prepared
for the most exciting day
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of your life.
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I'll get the paperwork ready.
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Yay.
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Mom's working all weekend,
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Olivia's doing...
whatever she's doing.
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Looks like it's time for
a little sit, snack, and scroll.
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You should see the look
on your dumb, scared face.
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Ha! Classic.
You scream like an idiot.
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So, I take it you're Ziggy?
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Yeah... Principal
kicked us out.
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But don't worry, we're going
to stay with you now.
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So, uh, what's up
with this Earth fire
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I keep hearing
so much about, huh?
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What do you mean,
Swift kicked you out?
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He could not handle the ruckus.
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He crumbled faster
than a Vataxi'an cracker.
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It was funny how sad it was.
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But also sad how funny it was.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but you can't stay here.
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I sort of have plans.
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-"Gabby D's Stay Fresh--"
Stay Fresh.
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We understand that.
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But we also understand
Principal gave us
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this note to give to you.
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"Dearest Gabby,
I just can't do it.
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"You have to.
Sincerely, your friend--
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No, your boss,
Principal Principal Swift."
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Oh, come on!
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Don't worry. You won't
even know we're here.
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Somebody put a bunch of glass
in your weird household.
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Don't worry, I broke it.
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So, as you can see,
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we've had a bit
of ruckus in here.
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Hmm, uh-huh.
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Ick! Not good.
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Ooh, yeah. Big time.
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Well, don't worry,
it's nothing we can't handle.
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We?
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Uh, hi?
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Well, how long have
you been there?
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The whole time.
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I'm Junior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs.
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Well, get bigger
so I can see you.
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I'll leave you
to it then. Godspeed.
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Wow, that is
some stubborn jelly.
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Also, not sure
that's jelly.
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Ew.
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Gotta say, this really
feels like dirty work to me.
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Are you sure you're
the glue that holds
this operation together?
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Absolutely.
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Hey, do you think
you could grab me some
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Pra'axian stain remover
from upstairs?
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This maybe-jelly
is not messing around.
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Yeah, sure thing.
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Who am I kidding?
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I'm not the glue.
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I'm just the guy
that cleans up the glue
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after whatever it is
the real glue guy does with it.
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Hello?
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Senior Executive
Liaison to Intergalactic
Affairs?
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Uh... yeah?
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Salutations, Earthling.
We are the Deletion.
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We traverse the galaxy
looking for planets to delete.
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- Uh--
No questions!
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Interplanetary Treaty
- Article 3
- TJ7.F.9 dictates
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that every planet should
be given a chance to
defend themselves.
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- But--
No questions!
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As Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs,
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you speak for
all Earth's people.
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You must explain
why your planet should
not be deleted.
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I--
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You have two hours
to prepare your case!
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Oh, okay.
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You ate more of that
maybe-jelly, didn't you?
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Okay, here we go.
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Jeremy and Ziggy
are eating lunch.
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Time to kick back and--
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- Ham catch!
- Oh, hey!
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Oh, oh! This is fun!
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Ham-Ball is pretty much
the most popular Earth sport
you're gonna find.
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You know so much
about this planet.
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I value you, bro.
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Change of location,
but I can still do this.
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Okay, here we go.
Stay Fresh. Refresh.
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- Stay fresh, refresh!
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Stay fresh, refresh!
Hey, hey!
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I thought I said
to go play outside!
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Yeah!
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- Okay, this is still relaxing.
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Right? Right.
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Doorhunters!
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I work hard all year round,
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and all I ask in return
is one weekend to myself,
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just a little time to refresh
so I can stay fresh.
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And no offense, you're tearing
my soul apart right now.
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So, I'm begging you, please,
from the bottom of my heart,
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just give me a little space.
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We understand.
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You do?
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You hate friends
and friendship.
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What?
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What is it about
the laughter of children
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that makes your skin crawl,
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you bitter, old, alone woman?
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Okay, that's harsh.
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You've changed, Abby.
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You've really changed.
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You don't even know me.
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No, Abby. You don't
even know yourself.
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Don't worry.
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We won't be
bothering you anymore.
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What?
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So they said you had
two hours to save the planet?
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Yes, that is correct.
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And they went to you
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because you're Senior
Executive Liaison to
Intergalactic Affairs?
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Also correct, yes.
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You know, you don't
have to make stuff up
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in order for people
to think you're important.
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Mm.
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But I'm not making it up.
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Wesley, everyone
values you very much.
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And it is because
you are so highly valued
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that I need you
to unclog my toilet.
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Right away, please.
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Fine. I'll just have
to handle it myself.
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Right after I unclog
that toilet.
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Thank you.
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Can't believe
those two tried to make me
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feel bad about my
"Gabby D Stay Fresh,
Re-Fresh Weekend."
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I deserve this.
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Nope. Not gonna answer that.
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- I guess he--
252
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,251
Jeremy, what's up?
253
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,731
You need to get
here right now!
254
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,257
Okay, so what's the big--
255
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,044
So I kind of blew up.
256
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:23,096
Um, explain now.
257
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,315
Well, after you
screamed at us
for 45 minutes
258
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,708
and told us
to leave your house--
259
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,840
- Not what happened.
- We had nowhere else to go.
260
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,930
So we came here to Blurt's.
261
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,106
How's it going?
Check it out.
262
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,064
We got sushi now. Huh?
263
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,110
- Hot and fresh.
264
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,983
Okay, can we get
to the exploding part, please?
265
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,333
Well, this Blorg over here
had some root beer on his shelf,
266
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,770
so I dared Jeremy to
chug the whole thing.
267
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:46,989
Yeah.
268
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,035
You know root beer
makes you blow up.
269
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:52,125
Ziggy and I never
back down from a dare.
270
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,127
You owe me a hug.
271
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,478
Well, where's
the rest of him?
272
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,653
He has it.
273
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,611
Sorry. Store policy.
274
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,570
Anything that explodes
on the premises
275
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,093
becomes property of Blurt's.
276
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,836
You want to get
your friend back,
277
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,185
going to
cost a pretty penny.
278
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,709
85,000 dollars.
279
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,016
What? No, no, no.
280
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,931
You can't do that.
He's like royalty.
281
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,978
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
85 million dollars!
282
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,936
Mm.
283
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,199
Okay. Okay, you can do this.
284
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,548
You still have like...
285
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,639
two more minutes.
286
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:34,341
Okay, so why should those weird
alien guys not destroy Earth?
287
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:43,132
Oh, I can't do this!
288
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,657
I'm a failure.
289
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,060
No.
290
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:03,109
No, you're Senior
Executive Liaison to
Intergalactic Affairs.
291
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,416
You're the glue.
292
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:10,768
Your time is up,
Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs.
293
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:14,598
Inform us why your planet
should not be deleted!
294
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,124
You want to know why you
shouldn't destroy Earth?
295
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,040
I'll tell you why.
296
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:25,696
Majestic mountain tops,
shining seas dazzling
in the sun.
297
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:30,875
Baby otters, baby crocodiles,
baby armadillos.
298
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:35,793
Burgers where both buns
are grilled cheese sandwiches.
299
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,100
And for 10 seasons they do this,
300
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,884
"will they, won't they?"
thing with Ross and Rachel.
301
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,973
But you know what? It works.
302
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,065
You ever done
a thousand-piece
jigsaw puzzle?
303
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,850
That feeling when you click
in the last piece.
304
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,983
We've got a canyon so grand.
305
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:57,076
Oh.
306
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,468
It's the thumb.
307
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,125
But what really makes
Earth special are the people.
308
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,302
The friends, the family.
309
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,088
And that's worth saving.
310
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,134
Thank you.
311
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:16,095
Request denied!
Activate the laser canons!
312
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,140
- What?
313
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,099
Did you not hear
a word I just said?
314
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:25,365
- Planet deletion in five,
four, three, two--
315
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:29,543
- Wait, stop everything!
316
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,024
My chair is squeaky.
317
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,813
I cannot concentrate
until this nuisance is deleted.
318
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,945
I always carry a little
extra chair grease on me
319
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,730
just in case of emergency.
320
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,123
Let me just-- Yeah.
321
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,096
Now try it.
322
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,362
The squeak has been deleted!
323
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,452
You have saved my chair.
324
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:14,849
Congratulations,
Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs.
325
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,373
You have proven
your people's worth.
326
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,984
Your planet will be spared.
327
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,377
Wait, for real?
328
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,596
- Just be--
Be gone!
329
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,514
Whoa.
330
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,127
Come on, Blurt,
this is really starting
331
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,998
to cut into
my relaxation time, man.
332
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:37,393
I'm sorry, but this canister
of goo is property of the store
333
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,656
and there's absolutely nothing
that anyone could do
334
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,354
to convince me otherwise.
Nothing.
335
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,094
If you're not going
to buy anything,
336
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,314
I will politely ask you
to continue hanging out here
337
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,186
until you feel like
buying something.
338
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,232
Sorry, Gabby.
339
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,539
Guess we ruckus-ed
a little too hard.
340
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,715
Hey, do you mind?
341
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:58,240
I'm trying to enjoy
a little re-fresh weekend here.
342
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,763
Stay fresh.
343
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,205
You know what?
Don't be sorry.
344
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,077
You're kids and kids get nuts
345
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,080
and best friends get nuts.
346
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,213
It'd be sad if you didn't.
347
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,997
So you know what I think?
348
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,999
That you really messed this up
and this is all your fault.
349
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:22,090
No. Ziggy, Jeremy's head,
350
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,789
I think it's time
to bring the ruckus.
351
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,095
The what-kus?
352
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,190
Ah!
353
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,586
Doorhunters!
354
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,025
Gah, my pants!
355
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,896
These are 75% rayon!
356
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,898
Whoo! Are you ready
to bowl, baby?
357
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,553
You know it! Whoo-hoo!
358
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,816
Whoo! Go!
359
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:57,560
- Go!
360
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,085
All right, all right,
all right! Fine!
361
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:05,002
Take it. Take anything you want,
just get the ruckus out of here.
362
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,749
A pleasure doing
business with you.
363
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,013
So, after much thought,
364
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:19,800
I've decided that the life
of Executive Liaison to
Intergalactic Affairs
365
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,671
just isn't for me.
366
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:24,805
It's okay, kid.
367
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:28,417
This job,
it's serious business
368
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:31,072
and not everyone's
cut out for it.
369
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:35,468
Wesley, the toilet!
370
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:38,297
Right away! Sorry, kid.
371
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,821
I've got a job to do.
372
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:50,874
Where is the
Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs?
373
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:51,962
You mean Wesley?
374
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,486
No questions!
375
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,315
He just saved your planet
from complete annihilation.
376
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,971
Also, he forgot
his chair grease.
377
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:12,156
He is Earth's greatest hero!
378
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:14,898
Whoa.
379
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,511
I got to fill out
that paperwork.
380
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,731
Man, I am tired.
381
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,386
Being just a head and then
having that head smashed
382
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,214
into a bunch of stuff
really takes it out of you.
383
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,825
This feels nice, though.
384
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,480
Hey, sometimes all you need
385
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:33,700
is a little
Stay Fresh, Re-Fresh.
386
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,658
Stay fresh.
387
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:39,401
And sorry again if me
and Ziggy ruined your weekend.
388
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:41,838
Don't sweat it.
389
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:46,103
I guess some people
are just born to ruckus.
390
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:51,413
Hey, where is Ziggy?
391
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:54,460
Uh, guys, I exploded.
392
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,898
Now you owe me a hug.
393
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,467
Oh, come on!
394
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:07,211
Next time on "Gabby Duran
& the Unsittables"...
395
00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:10,911
- Sup, Swifty?
Gabby,
I have grave news.
396
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,131
Are those my sneakers in there?
397
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,396
No! No!
398
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:22,357
Someone murdered my shoes.
I want to know who.
399
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,751
You don't think
it was one of us, do you?
400
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:28,015
The plot thickens.
401
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,916
Gorgeous.
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