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Wes, what do you think,
this one... or this one?
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- That--
- And choose carefully.
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I want my new profile pic
to say I'm confident and strong,
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but also sensitive and sweet,
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but also serious
and intellectual.
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- And--
- This one.
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The other one it is.
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Why do you even ask?
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"Can't wait to see everyone
at my party on Friday.
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Let's get our chip on."
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Wait.
Why didn't I know Chaz was
having a party on Friday?
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I don't know.
Maybe...
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you weren't invited?
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- Hey, Chaz, what's up?
- Oh, hey, Gabby. I was--
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Cool. Why wasn't I
invited to your party?
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Oh, uh, my party.
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Yeah, well, it's less of
a party and more of
a low-key hang situation.
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Fantastic. I'm low-key.
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I hang. I'll be there.
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Well, the thing is, Gabby,
you actually weren't invited
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because sometimes you can
be a little... extra.
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Me?
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Gabby Duran can be extra?
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Yeah, exactly.
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I just want to have
a small get-together
with a few friends,
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and eat a lot of chips.
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I really don't
want it to turn into
a whole big thing.
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Sorry.
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Wes, what's this feeling?
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You got the fear, Gabby.
The fear of missing out.
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♪ Oh, yeah♪
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind♪
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing♪
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♪ When we don't fit in♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing♪
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You know what?
Who cares that Chaz didn't
invite me to his party.
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Joke's on him,
'cause my Friday night
is already jam-packed.
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Can't wait for
Friday night misadventures
con mi amigo, Wes.
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Actually, I have plans
to go to Chaz's party.
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What?
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
you weren't invited.
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Sky's out of town on this
comet cruise with her other dad
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and I can't stop thinking
about how much I miss her.
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- I need this party, Gabby.
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It's the only thing
that'll distract me.
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Cool. So everyone's
booked but me.
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Oh, Gabby, you don't have
any plans Friday night, do you?
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That's a mean dig, man.
A real mean dig.
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So you'll be babysitting Demi.
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- Now she's highly advanced.
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But very immature
and quite impulsive.
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So you cannot, for
one moment, allow yourself
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- to get distracted.
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Ugh, people are already posting
about Chaz's stupid party.
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Gaby, are you listening to me?
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I go in and out.
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Look, Swifty, don't worry.
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I can totally handle Remi.
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Demi!
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Yeah, her too.
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Hello! Demi?
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Trespasser alert!
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Prepare to die!
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-Vaporizing intruder...
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-in five, four, three, two--
- No, no, no, no.
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I'm here to babysit Demi.
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-Ha! Gotcha!
- Huh?
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You should have
seen your face.
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Who or what are you?
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I'm Demi, an
artificial intelligence
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designed to maintain
and operate this
alien residence.
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I'm the house.
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Great. I'm babysitting a house.
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Jeremy, after
talking to Gabby
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about her lack
of Friday night plans,
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I realized--
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How sad and pathetic she is?
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I realized we never have
Friday night plans.
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Speak for yourself.
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Last Friday,
I did lots of things.
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You ate a sandwich
and fell asleep.
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Those are both things.
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Jeremy, humans
take Friday night plans
very seriously.
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Now, if we want
to keep blending in,
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we have to start
getting out there.
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Okay, fine.
I'll go make some calls.
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Oh, yes, mm-hmm.
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Jimbuk, you lovable
purple idiot! Talk to me.
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I'll make some calls too.
I have friends also!
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Oh.
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I can't believe
Swift didn't tell me
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I'd be watching a house.
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As if my Friday
wasn't boring enough.
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Um, boring? No way.
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I'm an extra-terrestrial
smart house.
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-I can do like
literally anything.
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Ask me for something.
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I guess I could go for a snack?
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Then step over to
the food constructor.
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Uhh... taquitos?
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Hm, pretty cool.
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Why does your phone
keep going off?
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- It's pretty distracting.
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Oh, is it some kind of a
secret babysitting mission?
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No, nothing that cool.
They're just notifications.
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Stupid people keep
posting stupid pictures
at Chaz's stupid party.
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Sounds stupid.
Let's see it.
Initiating projection.
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Gabby, this party
doesn't look--
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Stupid. I know!
It looks awesome.
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Everyone but me is having
an awesome Friday night
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and I'm missing out
on literally all of it.
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What are you talking about?
They're just eating chips.
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We can do way more
stuff than that.
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You know what? You're right.
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This house is so much
better than anything
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going on at Chaz's party.
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Why don't we show them
what they're missing out on?
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So many likes already.
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Man, I bet they all
wish they were here.
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Well, you're not going
to wish that for long.
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What? Why?
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'Cause I invited them over.
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You did what? How am I going
to explain to a bunch of humans
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- that this is
an alien house?
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It's okay. It's fine.
I just won't let them--
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Hey-o! Hm.
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Hey, Gabby, we saw
your posts and decided
to bail on Chaz's party
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to hang with you instead.
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Nacho fountain, here I come!
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I let them in.
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Yes, I see that.
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Righteous queso!
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-This is not good.
- I know.
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I can't join the party
if I'm stuck in the wall
like this.
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Wait, what?
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There we go, much better.
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Gabby, there you are.
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This is not good.
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- I know. I--
- I texted Sky
a hilarious joke
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like 20 minutes ago
and haven't heard back.
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That's way too long, right?
Maybe she didn't get it.
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Sometimes jokes
are funnier when explained.
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That's what my dad says.
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Hi, I'm Demi,
an alien smart house
via hologram.
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- What up?
- Nice to meet you.
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What's the longest
you've ever taken
to respond to a text?
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Okay, we have to
shut this thing down.
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- I have got to post this.
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Or... we keep it going
and show everyone here
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the time of their lives!
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- Yes.
- Once people hear
how epic it is
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hanging with Gabby D,
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I'll never not be invited
to another party again.
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What do you think?
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I hate it.
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JK, I love it.
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And don't worry,
I'll keep things
totally terrestrial.
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Hm?
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I'm just gonna text
her the joke again.
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She probably didn't see it.
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Excuse me!
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You all have to go...
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...online and document
this night with as many
posts as possible!
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Let's get feral! Whoo!
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Yeah!
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So I says to the guy,
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does a Plutonian eat
slughorns for breakfast?
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Great joke, Blurt.
Classic comedy!
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Oh, it's good to laugh.
And healthy, too.
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You know, Blurt,
we almost made plans
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to hang out
with Sky's Dad tonight.
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- Oh.
- But I am so glad
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we ditched him at
the last second
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to hang out with you instead.
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That sicko wanted us
to do puzzles with him.
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Can you believe that?
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I can't and I won't.
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And thanks again
for buying us dinner.
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The Luchachos
Fiesta of Flavors
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is honestly
my favorite food group.
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Hey, good food is nothing
without good company.
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What do you say
we keep this party going?
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I just got a new shipment
of postage stamps at the shop.
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00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,678
Wait. Were they
pre-licked or not?
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Not.
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Then what are we waiting for?
Let's get to licking.
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Yes! Let the Friday night
friendfest rage on, my brothers!
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Friday night friendfest.
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Oh, please still let me come.
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Why is everything
covered in plastic?
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Sorry about this, pals.
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00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,981
Oh, Blurt, what is going on?
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00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:22,203
Is this some sort of
friendly prank between buds?
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00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:26,076
I do love a good prank,
but this is not one.
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00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,994
Although I can find you
a whoopee cushion,
if you'd like.
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Obviously yes, but why
are in we laser shackles?
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Here's the thing.
I'm in terrible,
terrible debt.
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I got scammed by
my brother, Glurt.
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It turns out
he's not my brother.
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That was the scam.
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00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,795
Anyhoo, I need money
and I need it now.
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00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,448
But what does that
have to do with us?
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00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,016
Uncle-nephew
Gor-Monite combos
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are a rare delicacy
on some planets.
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People will pay a lot
of money to gobble you up.
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Gross, no offense.
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00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,854
Looks like I
already got some
interested buyers.
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I knew we shouldn't
have trusted a Blorg
with a beard.
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00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,729
Blurt, please,
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you have to let us go
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or people will notice
we're missing.
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Please, we both know you
haven't had Friday night plans
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in, like, ever.
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No one will miss you.
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It hurts 'cause it's true.
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Okay, mi gente,
there you have it.
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The greatest party of all time
is only just getting started.
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Bet you wish
you were here.
Gabby out.
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00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,498
Okay, Demi, time to
turn it up a notch.
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Crazy food combos courtesy
of the food constructor!
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French Fry Pizza!
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An immersive
aquarium experience.
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00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,597
Whoa, that was immersive.
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00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,339
And finally,
a hologram celebrity.
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DJ Candy Bean, baby!
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00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,952
A hologram DJ Candy Bean?
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00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,562
Is this real life?
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Hey, Gabs, great party.
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Oh, what's going on with me?
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- I didn't say any--
- Not too much.
246
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,833
I mean, I've texted
Sky 71 times
247
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:14,968
and she still hasn't
texted me back, but I'm cool.
248
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:18,058
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
249
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,103
Okay, spoiler alert,
I am not cool.
250
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,018
She's breaking up
with me, Gabby.
251
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,413
My stupid phone knows it.
Stop judging me, phone!
252
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,459
Okay buddy, why don't
you take a breather
253
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,506
and go enjoy a donut burger
from the food constructor.
254
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:37,077
What up, fam?
Come on in.
255
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,384
Looks like the coolest place
to be on a Friday night
256
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,430
is with Gabby D.
257
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,388
I never want this party to end.
258
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,829
Hey babe,
the party has to end.
259
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,137
As I suspected,
you two proved to be
260
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,575
quite the hot commodity
for our blob-eating
aliens out there.
261
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:01,014
How do you sleep at night,
you Blorg-scum?
262
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:04,887
I fold my whole body into
a medium-sized cardboard box.
263
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,108
It's oddly comforting
to be so compact.
264
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:14,157
Anyhoo, I got a lot
of good bids, but
I turned them all down.
265
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:18,161
Because you've reconsidered
and decided to release us?
266
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,120
Oh no, that's way off.
267
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:23,210
Actually, I turned them
all down because I got a bid
268
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,647
that was higher
than all the rest.
269
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:29,564
I see now that my phrasing
was very misleading. My "B."
270
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,523
- So you're still going
to sell us as alien food
271
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,308
without any reservation?
272
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,702
Correctamundo! I like you guys,
but I need the money. So sue me.
273
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,400
See you in court!
274
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,967
Welp, I'm going to skedaddle.
275
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,751
I'm letting the guy
who bought you
276
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,100
have the run of the place.
277
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,928
By the way, he sounds
like a real sicko.
278
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,496
So long, gents.
279
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:52,021
Oh, oh, Blurt! Don't do this!
280
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,067
I'm keeping
your whoopee cushion!
281
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:02,292
It can't be.
I thought
we ghosted you.
282
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,779
Greetings.
283
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,564
My systems are solar-powered
284
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:16,611
and all your totes amazing
party demands have depleted
my power cells.
285
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,960
You feel me?
286
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,007
What I'm feeling,
Demi, is betrayed,
287
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,097
and hurt and honestly,
288
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,663
a little betrayed.
289
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,317
Yeah, you said that.
290
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,366
Okay, Chaz left his own
party to come here
291
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:36,326
which means we have something
very special on our hands
292
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,762
and we have to keep it going.
293
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,069
So please, just do
whatever it takes.
294
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,070
I know what to do.
295
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,858
Yeah, yeah!
296
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,338
Oh, hey, Gabby.
297
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,340
I ended my party early
since half the people
298
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,907
came here anyway.
299
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,735
Plus, I wanted to see
what all the fuss is about.
300
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,432
You wouldn't happen
to have any--
301
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,607
Chips!
302
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,048
Now, is that extra?
303
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,398
I mean, yeah, obviously.
304
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,100
Don't worry!
It's just the music.
305
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,494
Gotta love
that bumping bass.
306
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,454
Huh?
307
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,110
- Oh!
308
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,285
Hey, Gabby.
309
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,722
Demi, why is the house shaking?
310
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,333
Oh, that.
311
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,684
Let's just say I figured out
our little power problem.
312
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,513
- Please expand.
- It's super simple.
313
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:36,169
I blasted the house
into space. You're welcome.
314
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,411
Gabby, I figured out why
Sky hasn't texted me back!
315
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:05,981
She doesn't hate me.
She's obviously in danger.
316
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,722
Uh-huh.
317
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,638
It's so clear to me.
How can you text your
hilarious boyfriend back
318
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,162
when you've been taken hostage?
319
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,946
The answer is you can't, Gabby.
320
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,514
- Uh-huh.
- Now, in terms of
who kidnapped her,
321
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,168
the possibilities are endless.
322
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,737
I mean, it could be space
pirates or a very motivated
323
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,826
quasi-dimensional
energy creature!
324
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,567
Wes, stop.
325
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,744
We have bigger problems
than hypothetical
energy creatures.
326
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,094
We're in space.
327
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,185
Why are we in space?
328
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,754
Great question.
Demi, why are we in space?
329
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,887
I needed more solar power,
330
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,194
so I launched us to
the sun to get more.
331
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,327
Like I said,
super simple.
332
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:51,331
That's crazy.
You said you'd keep things
totally terrestrial.
333
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,160
Relax. I stabilized the gravity.
334
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,335
Nobody's gonna feel a thing.
335
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,859
I'm a smart house,
Gabby, not a dumb house.
336
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,557
Well, I think they're all going
to notice when they try to leave
337
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,125
and are sucked into outer space.
338
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,693
Oh, yeah. I didn't
think about that.
339
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,783
You need to get us
back to Earth ASAP.
340
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,525
Sure. I'll chart
our return. No problemo.
341
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,355
LOL Gabby,
we have problemo.
342
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:19,141
I began our descent,
but my navigation systems
aren't working.
343
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:23,667
Turns out all the cell phone
activity in the house
is interfering.
344
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,107
So funny story,
we're free-falling.
345
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,763
Oh.
346
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,940
But the good news is
we're falling towards
Earth, as requested.
347
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,508
I can't believe it!
348
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,815
You're the one who paid
a huge amount of money
349
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,123
to chow down
on our blobby flesh?
350
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,429
Yes, it's me.
351
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,780
But first I must
add best flavor...
352
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,523
for best taste.
353
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:57,048
Ah!
354
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,141
Principal, let me handle this.
355
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,143
I know just what
to say to save us.
356
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:10,236
Eat him, not me!
I eat literal garbage so
I definitely taste gross!
357
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,196
Jeremy, you
duplicitous trash boy.
358
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:18,983
How could you? Eat him!
His youthful flesh is
soft and supple.
359
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,682
Mine is leathery and old.
360
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,074
Perfect.
361
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,913
Ha, ha! I psyched
you out, suckers.
362
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,134
You should see your
facial expressions. So dumb.
363
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,484
- You're dumb!
- What?
364
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,138
- Oh.
365
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,272
I would never consume you.
366
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:50,319
Just lonely after being ghosted
and wanted comfort food.
367
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,975
So while searching interwebs
for my sad pizza,
368
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,977
I discovered Blurt's site.
369
00:19:56,020 --> 00:20:00,111
So you purchased us
just to hang?
370
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,071
Everyone knows how important
Friday night plans are.
371
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,943
Then why did you make us
think you're going to eat us?
372
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,206
Because fun.
373
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:12,167
That is... baller.
374
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,953
Indeed, a truly baller move
375
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:20,654
and we're sorry we ghosted you,
Mr. Sky's Dad.
376
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:24,005
But now that we're here,
there's no one else
377
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,487
we'd rather have a Friday
night friendfest with.
378
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,360
This is most fun
night of my life.
379
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,238
Is being eaten
still an option?
380
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,329
What do you mean
the cell phone activity
381
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,200
is shorting out
your navigation systems?
382
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,030
Thought you were supposed to be
a super advanced alien A.I.
383
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:52,903
I'm Beta version. If you want
to land safely back on Earth,
384
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,603
you need to power down
every cellular device
in the house.
385
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,519
Okay, got it. No phones.
386
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:04,611
Hey, party people!
387
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,135
We're just having some
technical difficulties,
388
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:11,661
so I'm going to need everyone
to turn off their phones. Hm?
389
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,923
No.
390
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:20,235
Yup, I saw that coming.
391
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,411
This is all my fault.
392
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,021
- No, it's not.
- Totally.
393
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,415
None of this would have happened
if I didn't care so much about
394
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,548
not being invited to one party.
395
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:31,725
Maybe I don't need
to be invited to everything.
396
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,857
Maybe that's fine.
397
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:37,600
Maybe my self-worth
shouldn't be dictated by--
398
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,429
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.
Love where you're
going with this.
399
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:43,998
But house plummeting,
fiery Earth crash?
400
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,567
T-minus five minutes
until we hit the ground.
401
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,961
Okay. If these bozos won't
turn off their phones willingly,
402
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,876
we'll take matters
into our own hands.
403
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:57,533
What do you say, Wes?
Ready to get a little extra?
404
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,057
T-minus three minutes.
405
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,933
T-minus two minutes.
406
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:13,027
T-minus 30 seconds
until we crash.
407
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,029
And there's still
one phone on.
408
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:18,032
Eek, am I right? 25, 24--
409
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,382
Chaz, you need to
shut off your phone!
410
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,080
Sorry, Gabby.
I'm knee deep
in a pretty tasty
411
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:24,168
photo shoot right now.
412
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,527
Ah! Sharp chip.
413
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,834
So extra!
414
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:40,184
Sorry, I'll get
you a new one.
415
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:46,539
My navigation systems
are back up.
Let's land this thing.
416
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,896
Okay, party's over!
Time to go home.
417
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:02,468
We did it!
But mostly I did it.
418
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,165
Great landing, ding-dong.
419
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,256
Gabby, if you don't give
our phones back,
420
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,692
we're calling the cops.
421
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,172
Fair enough.
422
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:16,830
So I'm never getting invited
to a party again, right?
423
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:19,006
Oh, no, definitely not.
424
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,620
So, same thing next Friday?
425
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,668
Yeah, I think I'm going to have
a quiet night at home next week.
426
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,060
Thanks.
427
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,981
Sky just texted me.
428
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,461
She said she's been
trying to text you
429
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,158
and you haven't responded.
430
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,337
My phone was on airplane mode.
431
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,037
- She did text me.
432
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:57,174
Wait. Oh, no. Oh, no.
433
00:23:57,218 --> 00:24:00,090
This means she's about to see
the insane thread of texts
I sent her.
434
00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:04,617
Green bean,
burn your phone.
435
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,272
Next time on "Gabby Duran
& The Unsittables"...
436
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,580
You and I need to get
ourselves some grandparents.
437
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,408
I want mine so wrinkly.
438
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:17,064
Grandma Ruth is all about
mind-numbing dangerous fun.
439
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,283
- Grandma!
- Girls, watch out.
440
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,111
- My body just isn't
what it used to be.
441
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,417
Ah!
442
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,115
But your grandmother
has lost her warrior spirit.
443
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,117
You should
give her Gwargwar ale.
444
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:31,339
Hey there, Grandma.
445
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:34,168
You live in my house now!
446
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,258
♪
447
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,503
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