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- Understood. Yes.
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Thank you for your time.
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I apologize. I--
I won't call again.
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Well, mom's boss seems
pretty sure she didn't
get a promotion,
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so we can cross that one
off the list of reasons
why she's so happy.
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We're not being crazy, are we?
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Do you remember this morning?
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♪ I'm in a good mood
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♪ Estoy feliz
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♪ Estoy feliz ♪
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♪ Dina, estoy feliz
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You're right.
She's way too happy.
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Something's up.
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Well, according
to the board,
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the only possible
explanations left are...
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that she has a boyfriend,
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or that weird friend
from college is coming
for a visit.
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"Definitely not visiting.
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"Can't get into it right now,
but my life is a wreck.
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Sincerely, Fun Carol."
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- You don't think--
- I got a boyfriend!
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♪ Oh, yeah♪
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind♪
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing♪
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♪ When we don't fit in♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing♪
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It's almost six!
Doug's gonna be here soon.
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I'm so excited for you
both to meet him!
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Us, too! So excited!
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Okay,
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Mom's gone on plenty of dates
since the divorce,
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- and that's fine with us.
- Totally fine.
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She's a strong,
independent woman.
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She can do what she wants.
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Exactly. However,
she's also a queen.
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Stone-cold queen, period.
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And as a queen,
she deserves nothing
but the best.
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Remember the last guy she dated,
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Cockatiel Luke?
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He was not the best.
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No, he wasn't.
And it's gonna be up to us
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to help Mom realize
that this new "Doug" guy
isn't the best, either.
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- Now, you ready?
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He's here!
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Let's do this.
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I'm serious!
I spent the rest of my trip
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cleaning honey out of spots
I didn't even know I had!
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Is it just me, or does Doug
kinda seem like the best?
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We'll see.
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So, Doug.
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Have you ever had
this kind of food before?
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Or would you say being
culturally adventurous
with cuisine
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is not really your thing?
Hmm?
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Are you kidding?
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Homemade cachapas
and hallacas?
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With tres leches cake
for dessert?
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I love Venezuelan cuisine.
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I mean, look at this
amazing spread!
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I can't believe
you made all this.
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I mean, I should be
cooking for you!
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I don't know if you girls
know this or not.
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But your mom's a queen.
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Aw...
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You don't have to tell us
she's a queen.
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- We know she's a queen.
- Mm-hmm.
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So how about pets?
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Got any, uh, weird pets?
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Snakes? A lizard you
let sleep in the bed?
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Yeah Doug, tell us about
your bed lizard.
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Does it have a creepy
little lizard pillow?
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Uh... no.
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So, you hate animals.
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- Doug, please ignore them.
- It's fine. It's fine.
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I volunteer at a farm animal
rescue every Sunday.
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You haven't lived until
you've hugged a cow.
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Aw!
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What?
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It's undeniably precious.
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- This is Jeremy.
- And that's Wes.
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And together, we can...
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"Tame the Wild!"
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Camp stuff.
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Rope stuff!
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Did someone say fire stuff?
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Jeremy :
And for survival purposes,
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drinking our own pee!
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That is not safe!
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It's not really pee.
I'm just saying that.
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And that's how we'll...
"Tame the Wild!"
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Honestly, I have no notes.
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"Tame the Wild!" is definitely
gonna pick us to be contestants.
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Survival-based reality
television, here we come!
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Now let's upload our audition
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before Jeremy, Jr. asks
to be a part of the team.
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What was that?
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- It says I got Swift's
password wrong.
- Hmm?
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JeremyRocks123.
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JeremyRules123?
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Oh, right! Lowercase J.
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No, no, no, no! Oh!
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Uh, buddy?
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What just happened?
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We're locked in
for the next 48 hours.
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From a password fail?
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I don't get this Doug person.
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- What are we not seeing here?
- Is it possible
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that there might be
someone out there
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who actually is good enough
to date Mom?
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Uh-uh. This has happened before.
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She gets her hopes up,
and ends up crushed.
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Something's up with this guy.
I can feel it.
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Well, he likes luchacos.
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Hey! Doug!
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That was rude.
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He acted like he didn't
even know us.
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Also, I thought he and Mom
were on a date right now.
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- Let me call her.
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- Hi, girls. Everything okay?
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We're fine.
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- We just wondered why--
- Hey, girls!
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I just wanted to say
it was great to meet you
yesterday.
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18 mondo burritos
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for Doug?
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Ooh! Burritos!
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Yes!
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Good to talk to you, Doug.
We gotta go.
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Maybe they're twins?
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Twins with the same name?
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I don't buy it.
We're following him.
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Okay, Doug.
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What are you hiding?
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Oh...
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yeah...
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Hey! What are you
doing out here?!
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- Whoa!
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What's all the screaming for?
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- What?
- Huh?
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Thems two was peekin' on us!
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That's a whole lot of Doug.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You're aliens,
and you're dating our mom?
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Nope. Wrong!
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Doug Prime is dating your mom.
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Doug comes from the planet
Dougulon XII.
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Which is so rad.
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He wanted to take
a vacation here,
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but Dougulon XII is like,
super far away.
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So to keep himself
company on his trip,
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he made a few clones of himself!
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But it turns out Doug's
cloning technology wasn't
entirely up to date,
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so we all came out
a little different.
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I'm angry!
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Ugh! I hate this wall!
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- Ugh!
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I'm expecting.
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Ew.
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I think it's a Doug.
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And I'm best friend material.
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That's Creepy Doug.
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He's not best friend material.
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So... you're all clones?
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Ah, ah, atchoo!
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Okay. You're all clones.
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But why is Doug Prime
dating our mom?
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Because apparently
she's a queen!
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We just wanna go home.
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But Doug Prime
doesn't wanna leave,
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because he likes
your mom so much.
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One moment while
I sidebar with my sister.
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Honestly, this is the best thing
we could have hoped for.
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We obviously can't have
Mom dating an alien.
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- So we can break them up.
- So we have to break them up.
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We have to break them up.
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Aah!
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Okay, then.
We work together.
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You Dougs talk to Doug Prime.
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We'll handle our mom.
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Aah!
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Help! Swift! Let us out!
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What's he even doing?
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-♪ Bath time's the best time
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♪ Gonna bathe myself
a long time ♪
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♪ I'm a pruny little
bath boy... ♪
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Well, I guess there's only
one thing we can do now.
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Get weird and cry together?
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No.
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We use our survival skills
to get through this!
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Don't you see?
This is the "Tame the Wild!"
gods testing us!
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To prove that any
survival-based reality show
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would be lucky to
have us as contestants.
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You beautiful, brilliant man.
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You're right.
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But if we're going to do this,
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we have to trust
each other completely.
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Work seamlessly together,
as a team.
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A two-headed survival dragon,
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united hand-in-hand,
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so there's no telling
where you end and I--
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It's my canteen, and I want it!
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You touch it and you'll get
a face full of spear!
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Look, there's no
easy way to say this,
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so, we'll just have to say it.
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Doug is no good for you.
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- What? You don't like Doug?
- Nope.
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- But he's so--
- Nope.
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he's too nice.
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And what about
the thumb dilemma?
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- Thumb dilemma?
- His thumbs look like big toes.
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We just think it'd be
easier on everyone
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if you just let
this one go now,
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before anyone gets hurt.
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I think I see what's going on.
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Girls, I know it
must be hard for you,
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me having a new boyfriend.
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But nothing is going
to change between us.
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I'm always gonna love you two,
no matter who I'm dating.
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- But--
- But...
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Doug is great.
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Just give him a chance,
and you'll see that, too.
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Just try to sneak up
on me now, Wes.
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If that is your real name.
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Jeremy! We need to talk!
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Temporary truce!
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This better not be a trick.
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I know our people
are at war, but...
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Do you have any food?
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I'm starving.
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We've been down here
for over a day
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and I ate all my rations
hours ago so you couldn't
steal them.
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I'm pretty hungry, too.
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After you threw your boot at me,
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I pretended the shoelaces
were noodles and ate them.
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But I knew they weren't noodles.
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So what can we eat?
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There has to be something.
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Don't think less of me,
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- but--
- We need to catch
and eat Jeremy, Jr.
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Hey, Jeremy Jr.
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Don't mind us.
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We're not gonna eat you.
We're just gonna pet you. Ha.
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Did you know it could do that?
257
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:14,174
Probably. But I know
a lot of things that
I immediately forget.
258
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,918
We struck out with our mom.
Ugh.
259
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,181
She's Doug-blind.
How'd it go on your end?
260
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,835
Did you convince Doug
they need to break up?
261
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,578
Uh... not exactly.
262
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,422
I did not see that coming.
263
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,343
What happened?
264
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,693
We told Doug to
break up with Dina,
265
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,174
but he kept giving us good
reasons why they shouldn't.
266
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:03,179
Yeah, the way he described
his time with her was
just so magical.
267
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,790
We all wanted Dinas of our own!
268
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,141
- Aah!
Hit that wall!
269
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,408
This is crazy!
270
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,497
You can't just go around
making copies of people!
271
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,065
- But we like it!
- It's the best.
272
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,981
Thems two is peekin' on us.
273
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,375
Where's Doug Prime?
I need to talk to him.
274
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,161
Doug didn't want us
to clone Dina.
275
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,466
So we tied him up.
276
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:40,216
Hey, girls.
I'm sorry about all this.
277
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:43,045
This is not how I wanted
you to meet my family.
278
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,091
Yeah, Doug, this isn't
exactly going as planned
279
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,962
- for any of us right now.
280
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,406
It's our mom! Our real mom!
281
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,191
Hide!
282
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,062
You! Answer the door.
283
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,285
Ooh!
284
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,599
Come here!
285
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,344
Dina! What a pleasant surprise!
286
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,478
Hello, Doug. Um, can we talk?
287
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,696
Uh...
288
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:31,311
Sure! Uh, let's talk.
289
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,269
Maybe we walk, too.
290
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,792
A nice walk and talk?
291
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,144
No. I'd rather do this now.
292
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,799
Uh, okay...
293
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,064
Doug...
294
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,590
I think we need to break up.
295
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,294
Well, buddy, this is it.
296
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,384
- I guess we stink at surviving.
297
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,257
You ready to just give up
and become Blurble food?
298
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,391
Wait. That's it! Give up.
299
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,090
Remember on "Tame the Wild!"
episode 312
300
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,180
when that Kodiak bear
was about to attack
Yukon Mike Gables?
301
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,139
- He played dead until
the bear went away.
- Yeah!
302
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,141
We need to play dead.
303
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,668
Oh, no!
304
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,847
We're... dying...
305
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,478
It's working.
306
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,220
Aah!
307
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:57,092
- Jeremy!
308
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,095
This is terrible!
Even its tongue hurts!
309
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,229
- Jeremy!
"Tame the Wild!"
lied to us.
310
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,103
I'm sorry, Doug.
311
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,150
My daughters are very
important to me,
312
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,456
and it's clear
they just aren't ready
313
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,632
for me to get serious
with anyone.
314
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,461
Oh... Right.
315
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,551
I thought they just
needed time to adjust,
316
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,989
but... I think maybe
I was just being selfish,
317
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:29,080
because I really,
really like you.
318
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:34,216
But the timing just isn't right.
319
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,220
I get it.
320
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,353
I'm not gonna say
I'm not disappointed,
321
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:44,226
but you have to think
about your family.
322
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,273
Thank you for understanding.
323
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,190
Goodbye, Doug.
324
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,290
It's not fair!
325
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,684
- Makes me--
- So mad!
326
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,216
Wow, Doug.
327
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,001
I didn't realize you were
so into our mom.
328
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,133
She's a queen.
329
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,234
Doug, it's possible
330
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,193
we were wrong to break you
and our Mom up.
331
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,369
It's clear she really likes you.
332
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:44,765
And, as much as I hate
to admit it, so do I.
333
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,551
- Me, too.
- Really?
334
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,554
But, if we help get
you back together,
335
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:54,731
do you promise to never
tell our mom you're an alien?
336
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,081
Or, you know...
337
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,518
Take your fake ears off
in front of her?
338
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,737
I hate these head flaps,
339
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,870
but I'd do anything
to be with her.
340
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,219
Okay, then.
341
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,830
Looks like we've got
a relationship to save.
342
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,015
Jer-Bear?
343
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,191
- Ugh...
344
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,151
Oh!
345
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,986
Lockdown disengaged.
346
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:37,426
Well, I've completed
my two-day scrub down,
347
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,428
and I have got to say that--
348
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:48,959
You two have been watching
"Tame the Wild!" again,
haven't you?
349
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,572
I am adjusting those
parental controls!
350
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,837
Ooh! Oh...
351
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,149
Have they been terrorizing you?
352
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:08,152
Uh-huh!
353
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,339
Girls! Are you okay?
What happened?
354
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:23,080
We're fine. We just...
had to get you here.
355
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:27,041
"We need your help.
There's so much blood."
356
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,521
Then the skull emoji.
357
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:31,219
- Mmm?
- Ugh!
358
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,829
All right. Fine.
359
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:36,398
I'm here. What's so important?
360
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,490
Wait! Where are you going?
361
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,063
- Hi.
- Doug?
362
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:50,673
Mom?
363
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:53,328
Liv and I were wrong to get
in the way of your happiness.
364
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,156
The truth is,
365
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,071
we just didn't want you
to get hurt.
366
00:22:57,114 --> 00:23:00,509
But you kinda ended up
getting hurt, anyway.
367
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:03,686
We shouldn't have tried
to break you and Doug up.
368
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,819
Wait, how did you know
we broke up?
369
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,299
Let's not focus on that,
370
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:11,128
and start focusing on
giving Doug another chance.
371
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:16,438
Well, if you're willing
to give it another shot,
372
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,093
then I am, too.
373
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:25,229
- We'll give you some time
to get reacquainted.
- Mmm.
374
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:33,107
Mmm! So good.
375
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:36,153
This is definitely what
I'm gonna miss most about Earth.
376
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:39,156
Thank you both so much
for all your help!
377
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,680
We appreciate it!
378
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,029
So much!
379
00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:43,639
Don't mention it.
380
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:46,294
Are you sure you're all
gonna be okay without Doug?
381
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:49,166
Now that we have our Dinas,
we'll be fine.
382
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:54,215
Well, we'll be seeing ya.
383
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:57,218
- Tell Doug to keep
his head flaps on.
384
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,876
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
385
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:08,795
Are we 100% sure
it was a good idea to send
386
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:11,450
a bunch of Mom clones
out into space?
387
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,191
We sure aren't, Liv.
388
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,672
We sure aren't.
389
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,242
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
390
00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:23,462
We're gonna nail
Halloween this year.
391
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,335
- The fright master's back!
392
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:31,774
He pinpoints your fears,
so he can craft
a specific terror
393
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,428
-just for you!
394
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:37,388
A Vexatonian?
They ate all those humans!
395
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:41,044
- I'm too fly to die!
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