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I can't wait for
Heritage Night tomorrow.
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Every cultural club
getting together
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to celebrate
the beauty of diversity?
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- What could be better than that?
- I'll tell you what's better.
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All those sweet, sweet, sweet
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free samples.
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I believe you mean
carefully crafted exhibits
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of traditional cultural cuisine.
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Call it what you want.
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I'm lining my backpack
with plastic
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and filling it
with free food.
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What's that sick heavenly music?
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Whoa...
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Students of
Havensburg Junior High,
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I, Santi Garcia,
president of the Latino Club,
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invite you all to come
check out our room
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tomorrow during Heritage Night.
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There'll be empanadas,
papelón con limón, and salsa.
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And, no, I'm not talking
about the dipping kind.
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- Who are they?
- They're the Latino club.
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- I thought clubs
weren't your thing
- That's not a club, Wes.
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That's la cultura.
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My cultura.
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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So, you're doing
the Latino Club?
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Those are my people, Wes!
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
I love Havensburg,
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but it doesn't exactly have the
Latino population Miami does.
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Plus, I told my mom I'd get
more into my family's culture,
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so this is perfect.
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What's that awful smell?
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That's the smell of six months
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of commitment in candle form.
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- It's me and Sky's
anniversary today.
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She's always wanted to
visit New York City,
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so I put the whole city
inside the candle for her.
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You can smell everything,
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from subway rats
to the pizza rats!
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- She's gonna love it. You know,
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they say the nose is
the heart of the face.
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Well, it's definitely a gift.
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I just hope she
doesn't feel too bad
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when her gift isn't
nearly this cool.
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Gotta go. Good luck
with your stink candle!
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It's a love candle!
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Que tal?
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I saw y'all earlier,
and wow.
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I immediately was like,
where can a girl sign up?
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You think just
'cause you're Latina,
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it means you can
join the Latino Club?
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- Of course it does!
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Allies welcome, too.
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LOL, you got me.
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Just meet us at the Spanish
classroom, room 107,
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- after school.
Okay? See you there.
- Bye.
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Ugh! How am I still
smelling that candle?
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She transported us all
the way to the Red Planet
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for a Martian sunset.
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For years, man has
dreamed about seeing
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a sunset from space.
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It was unlike anything
I had ever seen.
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Hold up, hold up.
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She got you a Martian sunset,
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and you got her a chunky
heap of fart wax?
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- You beefed it, bro!
- I know I beefed it!
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It was so lame
compared to her gift.
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So, I bought myself some time
and told Sky "her real gift"
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would be delivered to her house
by the stroke of midnight.
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Ooh, midnight!
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I know! It sounds cool, right?
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Oh...
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I hear you're having...
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Love issues.
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Well, fret no longer.
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You came to the right guy-- Ah!
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Oh. Ever get scared
of your own thumbs?
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Anyways, what were
we talking about?
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You think you
can help me find
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the perfect gift
for my girlfriend?
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I know so!
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Go ahead. Flip through.
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Alien flowers?!
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- That's the one.
- The Solis Petalis.
Great choice,
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but I just sold the last one.
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Oh. Uh...
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- What about this one?
- Order's backed up.
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- This one?
- Extinct.
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Here.
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No... No... No...
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Ah-ha!
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This one is the one you want!
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Your girl will love it
or your money back,
not-so-guaranteed.
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I'll take it!
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Mi gente, meet Gabby Duran.
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Hola, Gabby.
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Every one of our members
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has gone through
"The Seat of 1,000 Questions."
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- It's just a quick way
for us to get to know you.
- Sounds good.
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Hi, everyone.
I'm Gabby Duran,
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uh, second generation
Venezuelan,
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born in Miami, Florida.
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Venezuela! What part
is your family from?
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Uh, the part with the...
the trees and the rivers?
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I-I think it starts with a C...
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There's a bunch that
start with a C.
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Cabimas, Caracas,
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Carupano.
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Beautiful rivers and trees?
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Oh, you must mean Canaima!
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Yep! Th-that sounds
about right.
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I love your style.
Your whole fit
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is giving me Rabid Rabbit vibes.
You listen to him, right?
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Rabid... Rabbit!
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Yes...
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- Gotta love him.
- What's your favorite song?
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Well, you know...
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The-the one with
the very fast beat
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where they're, like,
really rabid.
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Oh, I don't think
I know that one.
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He's more known for his
catchy steady-beats.
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Oh, you must mean
the funky carioca one
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where he collabs
with Rato Louco.
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A Brazilian artist from my
family's hometown in Sao Paulo.
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Come to think of it,
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they're just a pair of
rodents with anger issues.
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Have you watched
"Desobedientes"?
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Do you follow
Atlético Nacional?
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-Hablas español en casa?
What do you like more,
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chicharones or papitas de limon?
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Is chancla a trigger
word for you?
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Have you seen Rosie Risas's
latest sketch?
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Do you have any experience
as a harp caddy?
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Uh, no?
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Ah, que bom.
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- And... boom!
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You are in our group chat.
Mi gente,
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let's give Gabby
a big round of applause.
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Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I almost forgot.
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She still hasn't answered
the most important question.
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Gaby Duran,
what's your favorite food?
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That's easy.
I love to make arepas.
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Oh yeah? What kind?
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I don't mean to brag,
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but peanut butter
and jelly arepas
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are kind of a Gabby D specialty.
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What's so funny?
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Arepas... with
peanut butter and jelly?
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You are such a gringa.
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Gringa, gringa, gringa...
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They called me a gringa.
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Can you believe that?
That basically means
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they don't think I'm Latina
enough to be there.
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Cool, cool. So,
are you gonna order or...
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Oh, I'm gonna order, alright.
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I'm gonna order up
a whole heap of change.
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I can't have the only
other Latino kids in school
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thinking I'm a gringa.
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What does that say about me?
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I don't know. That maybe
you should order something?
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No.
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There's only one
thing left to do.
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I'm gonna do a deep dive
on all those kids
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and make their interests
my interests.
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Then, I'm gonna march
back into that club
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and show them I'm the most
authentic Latina
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they've ever met
in their lives.
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Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
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Maybe just a drink?
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You're killing me here.
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Dumb yo-yo.
Get back up here right now
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or else I'm feeding
you to the Orb.
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Do you think
she got the package?
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You don't think Blurt
ripped me off, do you?
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Hey, you put some
respect on his name.
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That man's a saint.
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But honestly, yeah, probably.
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Ripping people off
is sort of his thing.
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Like this busted $12,000 yo-yo!
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- Forget it.
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Just gonna call her and ask.
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-[ringing, beep]
- Hi, Wes!
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Did you get the package
I sent you?
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I did.
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And I need to break up
with you. 'Kay, bye!
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I'm sorry about the plant!
Blurt said you'd love it...
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Wes, meet my new boyfriend,
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Planty.
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You're dating my gift?
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Wha...
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Mauricio, Alexander,
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Sady, and Valentina.
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Yep, that's everyone.
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Now, let's do some research.
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- Rabid Rabbit.
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Reggaeton artists
from Puerto Rico.
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- Let's see what all
the hype's about.
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Gloria likes chips,
the spicy and tangy kind.
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- Mm!
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Seems like my kind of gal.
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Alright. Fernando likes
the TV show "Desobedientes."
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Benny likes to bust down
dancing bachata.
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And Valentina likes
Peruvian-born comedian
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Rosie Risas.
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Alright, Rosie Risas,
what you got?
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-
And I said,
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-"sorry. Mami said no!"
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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No, I'll tell her!
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Hey, Abuela, before you go,
I have a quick question.
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Where's our family
from in Venezuela?
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Caracas!
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I knew it started with a C!
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What was it like?
Do you miss it?
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I mean, even though
his name is Rabid Rabbit,
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he's such a kind-hearted soul.
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"Saludos a tu Abuela,"
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really shows us
he's a vulnerable king.
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Wow, Gabby, you're like
a Rabid Rabbit expert.
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No, I'm just a very dedicated,
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long-time fan.
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Anyway, I was thinking
of going to the concert,
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but I don't think
I'm gonna go anymore.
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- What?
- Why not?
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Because Mami said no!
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That is so accurate!
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You appear to be dealing with
the Lovazalia Principica,
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also known as the Love Plant.
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Anyone who smells its
pheromones falls madly,
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and obsessively,
in love with it.
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I knew Sky would
never dump me for a plant.
252
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,566
No matter how cool it
looks in a black hat
253
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,437
and leaf piercings.
254
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,135
But not to worry, young Wes.
255
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,919
I will fix this
256
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,617
because your relationship
with my daughter
257
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,794
means everything to me.
258
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:18,101
Totally. Yeah...
259
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,583
It-it's best you stay behind.
260
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,585
Things can get ugly
when you try to pry
261
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,500
one of these plant's
victims away from it.
262
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,069
Luckily, I am a level-five
touch telepath.
263
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,723
My mind is
an impenetrable fortress.
264
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,831
I smelled it,
I'm in love with it,
265
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,920
and I regret nothing!
266
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,933
Step right up and get these
arepas while they're hot.
267
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,674
It's my Abuelita's famous
Reina Pepiada recipe.
268
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,589
Totally authentic.
269
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,026
These are incredible!
270
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,115
Take two, take three,
271
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,857
- take 'em all!
272
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,033
Never stop, Santi. Pluck on!
273
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,213
Here you go, and there's
more where that came from.
274
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,129
Hey, Gabby, can I get
the recipe for these?
275
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:32,001
- Me, too.
How about
I send it to everybody?
276
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:35,091
No hands, no problem.
277
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,833
-Hola, phone!
Hola.
278
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,967
Envía las notas de la receta
al chat del Club Latino.
279
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,927
Listo, enviando todas sus notas
al chat del Club Latino...
280
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,120
What? Y'all don't like cilantro?
281
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:07,515
"Valentina likes
Peruvian stand-up
comedian Rosie Risas..."
282
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,084
"Gloria plays travel soccer"?
283
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:15,131
"Fernando likes the TV
show 'Desobedientes.'"
284
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,090
"Jace is nothing
but a harp caddy"?
285
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,222
Gabby, how could you?
286
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,571
I'm a harp handler.
287
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,183
"Maria Sofia has
a second middle name.
288
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,360
Eduardo took a trip to
Panama last spring break"?
289
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,057
Okay, that's enough.
290
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,146
"Mami said no,"
am I right?
291
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,061
"Sady's mom is from Honduras,
292
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,976
and Benny likes
to dance bachata"?
293
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,369
Gabby, what is all this?
294
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,501
I was just doing research.
295
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,113
My phone must've sent
my notes by mistake.
296
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,071
Maybe stop reading that.
297
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,117
It kinda seems like
you're stalking all of us.
298
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,161
Just stop!
299
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,123
Ah, my beautiful
harp-playing hands!
300
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,734
- His beautiful
harp-playing hands!
301
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,742
Anyone want more arepas?
302
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,135
Grill's still hot.
303
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,058
Swiss cheese,
schnitzels, and samosas?
304
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,842
I love Heritage Night.
305
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,453
I'm headed back for thirds.
Wanna tag along?
306
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,021
I'm okay. Thanks.
307
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,762
Your loss. More for Howard.
308
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,069
- Gabby!
309
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,202
Sorry I'm late, mija.
Alright,
310
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,074
let's go to the Latino room.
I can't wait to meet
311
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:31,033
- your friends.
- Mom, I kinda just
wanna go home.
312
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,296
What? Why?
313
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,124
Long story.
314
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,734
Let's just say a lot
of bad stuff happened
315
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,563
because I'm not Latina enough
for the Latino Club.
316
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,044
Ay, mi vida.
317
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,046
I know that feeling
all too well.
318
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,007
Growing up in Miami,
my parents wanted me
319
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,617
to assimilate to
the American culture,
320
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,140
so we only spoke
English at home.
321
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,143
But then, a group of
kids in the neighborhood
322
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,058
started saying
I wasn't a "real Latina"
323
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,451
because I didn't speak Spanish.
324
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,931
So, I went out of my way
325
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:03,109
to prove them wrong by learning
the language. And guess what?
326
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,719
They stopped bothering you?
327
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,242
Nope.
328
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,939
Then they started
saying I was a gringa
329
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,419
because of my green eyes.
330
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,291
The point is
331
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,032
you can't let other people
332
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,034
dictate your identity.
333
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,209
You are Latina.
334
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,080
You love to dance salsa,
335
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,864
and you love to cook
just like Abuela.
336
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,346
Yeah, arepas with
peanut butter and jelly.
337
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,174
So, you make arepas with
peanut butter and jelly.
338
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,915
Who cares?
339
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,570
There's no one way to be Latinx,
340
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,962
or to be anything.
341
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,226
There's just you being you.
342
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,706
And what you are is Venezuelan
343
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,188
and American and totally unique.
344
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,062
- Thanks, Mom.
345
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,064
No problem.
346
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,457
Now, how about you
get back in there?
347
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,987
This is ridiculous!
348
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,120
Can't you see this is
just a floral ruse?
349
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,775
Jealousy is not a good
color on you, Wesley.
350
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,994
But, you know what is? Blue.
351
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,779
You should wear it more!
352
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:05,954
Thank you?
353
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,739
My masterpiece
is complete.
354
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,351
Mine, too.
355
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,096
Planty's gonna love mine more
because it loves me more.
356
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,011
Negatory, dude!
Loves me more!
357
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,970
Okay, enough is enough!
358
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,019
Time for Plan Tackle.
359
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,124
Although forced we
were to tie you up,
360
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,821
it would have been rude for us
361
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,518
to not have you stay over
for dinner.
362
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,088
And just bad form
in front of Planty.
363
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,916
Totally.
364
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,875
Planty's a lover, not a fighter.
365
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,620
Wait.
366
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,015
Planty wants to
tell us something!
367
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,799
Wha...
368
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,501
Great news.
369
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,504
Planty has invited you to
join the love triangle.
370
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,898
Technically, if I joined,
it would become a love square,
371
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,509
and...
372
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,424
that just doesn't
sound very enticing.
373
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,470
This is the honor
of your life!
374
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,778
I will kill you if Planty
likes you more than me.
375
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,874
- Smell the love, Wesley.
376
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,096
Wait!
377
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,144
We should make
this moment special.
378
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,976
It's not every day a boy joins
his first plant... love... cult.
379
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,981
We should set the mood
by lighting a candle.
380
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,939
Look! There's one
right over there!
381
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,555
This heinous party
crasher is correct.
382
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,166
A mood must be set!
383
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,735
Great idea, Wes. I knew
you would come around.
384
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,998
We're gonna have such
a happy love dictatorship
385
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,173
under Planty's rule!
386
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,019
What's going on?
387
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,327
- Wes?
388
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,764
Why are you
all tied up?
389
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,507
Thank you,
chunky heap of fart wax.
390
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,077
First of all, I want
to apologize to Santi
391
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,342
for burning his beautiful
harp-playing hands.
392
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,909
You're just lucky
they're still beautiful.
393
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:03,392
Also, sorry for pretending
to be something I'm not.
394
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,699
I just felt insecure
because you all seemed
395
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,831
so much more in touch
with your culture than me.
396
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,746
But, the truth is
397
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,140
there's no right way
to embrace your culture.
398
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,795
I can put a Gabby
remix on a classic
399
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:17,406
with my PB&J arepas,
and Santi
400
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,496
can play beautiful joropo
on a South American harp.
401
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,671
That doesn't make either of us
402
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,064
any more or less
Latino than the other.
403
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,675
We all get to do
this our own way.
404
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,025
And honestly,
405
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,462
creeping on you guys
put me in touch
406
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:32,116
with a lot of stuff
I really did enjoy.
407
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,902
So, if you're cool with it,
408
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,252
I'd love to still be
a member of the club.
409
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,040
Of course.
410
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,216
On one condition.
411
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,657
You make us some of
those PB&J arepas?
412
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:02,669
I'm sorry for giving
you such an insane gift.
413
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:05,498
It's just after that
awesome Martian sunset,
414
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,543
the candle I got you just...
415
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,589
it felt so
dumb and lame.
416
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:12,983
Wes, I love the candle
you got me.
417
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:14,898
I mean, you could smell
everything from the subway rats
418
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:15,943
to the pizza rats!
419
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,337
That's what I said!
420
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,036
I know how much thought
you put into that candle,
421
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,081
and that means the world to me.
422
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,394
Well, I should probably
get rid of the plant.
423
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,616
It said yes!
424
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,668
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
425
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:47,366
I got a boyfriend!
426
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,671
Something's
up with this guy.
427
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:52,283
Okay, Doug, what are you hiding?
428
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:53,981
Hey!
429
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,643
That's... a whole lotta Doug.
430
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:33,977
Gorgeous.
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