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GOAT of the Month?
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Man, I love a good zine.
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"Every month, we,
the secret GOAT committee,
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"will select
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"one crazy,
exceptional student
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"and dub them
the Greatest Of All Time...
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"Of The Month.
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"This month's GOAT is...
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Chaz for being
the first guy in our class
to grow a mustache."
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Oh... yeah...
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The Greatest Of All Time
Of The Month.
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It's the title you and me
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were born for.
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There's no way
we don't win this!
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This is ridiculous!
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There are not this
many kids at our school
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more crazy exceptional
than us, Wes!
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It's unfair is what it is!
I mean,
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Trevor got the GOAT last month
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for crab-walking
everywhere he goes.
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Crab walk, baby!
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You can stop it now, Trevor!
You already won!
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We gotta do
something, Wes.
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-Something big.
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-Wes.
-Susie.
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-Gabby.
-Susie...
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I'm hosting
an open mic fundraiser
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to support my honor
society service project.
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"Open Mics
for Broken Bikes"?
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You can sing, dance...
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wear a lot of tie-dye. Whatever.
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And who knows?
Maybe someone from
the GOAT committee
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will be there,
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since you seem to care
so much about that.
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-Are you thinking what I'm--
-You know it, Wes!
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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Once we crush that open mic
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with a bruising,
but redemptive duet,
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everyone's finally gonna
see how awesome we are,
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and it'll be boom!
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-Instant GOAT.
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What are you doing?
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My body is my instrument, Gabby.
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I have to warm it up.
I suggest you do the same.
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Hm.
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And I've already got
the perfect song picked out.
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-"Side By Side" by
the Parker Brothers.
-Huh.
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All about friendship
and in the perfect range
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for two great voices. Okay.
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Let's do this. Oh.
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Ah.
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Chatty Chester
chewed a chunk of...
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♪ Cheese...
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[cracking, terrible singing]:
Chatty Chester
chewed a chunk of...
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♪ Cheese...
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Um, what were those...
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mouth noises that just happened?
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What do you mean?
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I thought you said you had
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a great singing voice.
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I do.
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Oh!
I get it. It's because
I'm tone deaf, right?
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Lemme ask you this.
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What makes a great singer?
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Perfect pitch,
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or perfect passion?
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Why don't we just get into it?
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Oh, first.
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I could use a little agua to
lube up the old pipe-aroonies.
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-May I?
-Actually, I--
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Ah...
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I'll just...
not drink that now.
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When life...
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♪ Is so hard...
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And you...
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♪ You need a friend...
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Jeremy, we need to talk
about your blobbing out.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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You have been slain!
-Ah!
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Why is our internet so bad?!
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--5
-G my butt!
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Dah! Get back in the bread!
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And that was just today!
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Quite frankly,
it's unbecoming.
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You are the future
leader of a planet!
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You cannot be blobbing out
all over the place.
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You need to be composed.
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Dignified.
You know, like me.
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What are you talking about?
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You're not composed
or dignified.
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I am, too.
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But we're not talking about me.
We're talking about you.
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Clearly,
you need to learn
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to center yourself.
So, from now on,
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you'll be spending
an hour each morning
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listening to some
calming audio files
I found on the internet.
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I am calm! I am a tree!
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My thoughts are like clouds!
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-Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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I'm sorry, but you have to.
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Says who?
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Says me.
Now, you can get all worked up
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and blob yourself out about it,
or you can be like me.
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Mr. Cool.
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That's a-a nickname I was given.
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You gave that
nickname to yourself.
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Did I?
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I did.
Regardless,
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-you should still
be more like me.
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Mr. Cool.
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This is a disaster!
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Wes's voice is a dumpster fire!
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We'll be booed offstage
and humiliated
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in front of everybody!
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I'm Gabby, by the way,
your new babysitter.
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And I am Astra,
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the baby to which you sit.
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Gabby,
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if I may ponder.
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Why don't you just
drop out of the show?
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Stone of Saturn.
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Because Wes is really excited
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-and I don't wanna
break his delicate...
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child-like heart.
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Then it seems your
destiny is sealed.
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Gas of Jupiter.
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Whatcha mixing there?
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A potion that'll
solve all my problems
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and help me become
next month's GOAT?
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Seriously, do you have that?
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And a bunch of
mini-marshmallows.
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This is my night-night milk.
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It helps me go night-night.
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But I could turn you into a goat
if that's what you'd like.
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I have potions for
just about everything.
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Any chance you
have something here
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that could make Wes
a better singer?
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I just wish he had
a voice like mine.
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In order to make this potion,
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I will need a sample
of your friend's DNA.
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Will backwash do?
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There's a lot of it.
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Not only will it do,
but it is done.
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GOAT Of The Month,
here I come.
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-Night-night milk?
-Sure, why not?
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Here's to giving my best friend
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an alien potion to turn his
terrible voice into gold.
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This night-night
milk is delicious.
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How long does it take to...
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Targolian throat spray?
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Yep.
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An alien client of
mine gave it to me.
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Said it's really supposed
to relax the vocal cords.
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And you know
what they say.
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A relaxed voice
is a melodic voice.
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They do say that.
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Although, I gotta say,
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my V-cords have been
feeling pretty loose lately,
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-so...
-Just use it.
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Okay...
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Wow.
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That really does
relax the vocal cords.
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I feel like a better
singer already.
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Mm.
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You want some?
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Oh. No!
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That's really more
of a... you thing.
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Come on, Gabby.
You know what they say.
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A relaxed voice
is a melodic voice.
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They do say that.
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Eh, why not.
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Can't ever have too much
of a good thing, right?
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See you at rehearsal!
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Hours of work,
but it was worth it.
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I can see why humans enjoy
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building these
tiny boats for rats.
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Principal! I need you!
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-Yes, Jeremy? What is it?
Hey,
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-buddy!
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Glor-Bron.
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What's he doing here?
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Well, Jer-bear told me
you wanted to apologize
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for all the ways you've
wronged me in the past,
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and I thought to myself,
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uh, about dang time!
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So I hopped on the first
spaceship out, and here I am!
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Me?
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Apologize to you?
You're the one
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who took my fancy
drinking stick and...
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Uh, I mean, uh,
this is totally fine.
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My sworn nemesis being in
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my home sanctuary
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doesn't infuriate me at all.
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I am so chill right now.
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I'm gonna make you blob out.
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Never.
Hey!
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-Is that a tiny ship?
-No, don't--
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Oopsies!
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-Lemme just-- Nope.
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Yikes.
Ooh,
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my carefully crafted,
hand-made rat boat.
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Okay, that's my bad.
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But honestly, Swift.
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If you didn't want it destroyed,
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you shouldn't have
made it so small.
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So...
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You wanted to apologize to me?
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Gabby! I saw the biggest
leaf on my way here!
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Great story, bud,
but let's get to rehearsing.
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I wanna hear you sing!
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As if it were the first time.
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Okay...
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And a-one,
and a-two, and a...
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When life...
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♪ Is so hard...
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Wait. Sing again.
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When life...
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♪ Is so hard...
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Now you sing.
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When life...
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♪ Is so hard
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-You have my singing voice!
-You have my singing voice!
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And... I...
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am...
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sorry.
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Good. That's over with,
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so I suppose you'll be going.
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Are you kidding me?
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Now that you two've
cleared the air,
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you should hang out all night
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and get to know
each other better.
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Oh, that's...
not necessary.
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Of course it is!
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It's like who is this blob
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I've spent my whole life
hating, you know?
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I wanna peel
back the layers.
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You and me are gonna be
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-best friends!
-Ow!
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Isn't that great, Principal?
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Glor-Bron's going to stay.
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And you're going
to be best friends.
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You see, the key to
a good soup is to eat it
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as slowly as possible.
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00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:29,156
That is like music to my ears.
264
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,205
Will you excuse me?
265
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,950
You were right, Glor-Bron.
266
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,866
You can climb me like a tree.
267
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,912
Pardon me for a second.
268
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,659
-What does this one do?
What's this one do?
269
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,226
-What's this one do?
270
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,013
What does
this one do?
271
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:02,537
Boop!
272
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,672
Yes! I get it!
273
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,892
-My nose was the button!
-Yeah!
274
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,590
BRB!
275
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,905
-What gives, Principal...
276
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,000
Ah! Ah!
277
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,784
Rah...
278
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,177
Jeremy!
279
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,876
No, th-this isn't
what it looks like.
280
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,573
I'm... I'm...
281
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,228
Oh, fine.
282
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,882
You caught me.
283
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,275
This is my Stomp Room.
284
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,842
Your what now?
285
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,104
My Stomp Room!
286
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,063
Where I go to curtail my rage,
287
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,542
so I don't blob out
all the time.
288
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,937
I knew you weren't Mr. Cool!
289
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,504
You're no better
than me at all!
290
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,115
You're just
a stinking hypocrite!
291
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,030
Well, at least
I have the decency
292
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,553
to expel my
rage in private
293
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,338
instead of
blobbing out
294
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,861
for all to see, like some
295
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,602
uncivilized barbarian!
296
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,043
Guys?
297
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:19,962
Uh, Glor-Bron!
298
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,877
W... we can explain.
299
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,053
No need to explain, my brother.
300
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,533
I know what's going on here.
301
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,930
You two have some serious
blobbing out issues.
302
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,323
And once upon a time,
303
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,413
your old pal Glorby did, too.
304
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,026
But, I was able to get past
305
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,854
my yellies and screamies,
and with my help,
306
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,552
you will, too.
307
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,988
No thanks.
We're good.
308
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,033
Oh.
309
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,036
Perhaps I didn't
make myself clear.
310
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,083
I'm not leaving
311
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,259
until I heal you.
312
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,221
-Boop!
313
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,615
[Gabby's voice, vocalizing]:
Ah...
314
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:10,230
[Wes' voice, cracking]:
Ah...
315
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,755
So, as you can see,
316
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,844
we've swapped
singing voices.
317
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,499
And like I explained to Wes
on our way over here,
318
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,328
that can only mean that
potion you made to help us
319
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,634
"relax our vocal cords"
320
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,332
went awry.
321
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,768
Gabby,
322
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,726
your words stray
so far from the truth.
323
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,078
-Allow me to guide them back.
-Nah, I'll pass.
324
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,862
What Gabby actually asked for
325
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,996
was a potion to give you
a singing voice as good as hers.
326
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,999
Therefore, the potion
gave you Gabby's voice.
327
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,568
And since nothing exists in
the universe without balance,
328
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,615
it gave Gabby your
voice in exchange.
329
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,487
-Why would you do that, Gabby?
330
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,881
Why does anyone do anything?
331
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,970
Gabby did this because
she thought your voice was
332
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,059
a dumpster fire that
would humiliate her
333
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,888
-in front of everyone.
-You're really not helping.
334
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,194
I can't believe
335
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,805
you did something so
extreme behind my back?
336
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,067
Are you that
embarrassed of me?
337
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,070
Not you!
Your terrible singing voice!
338
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,898
Wait, that came out wrong.
339
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,074
Look, I just wanted
to be the GOAT--
340
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,162
You know what, Gabby?
341
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:16,078
You can be the GOAT
on your own. I quit.
342
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,994
Wes, wait!
343
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,171
You don't deserve...
344
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,739
♪ My...
345
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,002
♪ Enthu...
346
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,049
♪ ...siasm!
347
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,444
His voice...
348
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,665
It's beautiful.
349
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,017
Thank you.
350
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,849
I feel so bad for hurting Wes.
351
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:52,071
You know, we are all
on our own journeys.
352
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,551
Your journey just happened
to make your best friend
353
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,032
feel like a worthless
piece of Snarlax dung.
354
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,643
But that's your journey.
355
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:03,125
-I just wanted my journey
to lead to GOAT-dom.
-Gabby,
356
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,997
why do you desire to be
this GOAT so badly?
357
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,262
I don't know. It's like...
358
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,046
I have this awesome job,
359
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,135
and I do all this cool
stuff babysitting aliens,
360
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,745
but no one ever knows
361
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,530
about any of it.
362
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:20,360
I guess it just
would've felt nice to get
acknowledged for once.
363
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,929
And if that comes at
the expense of your relationship
364
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,105
with Wesley?
365
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,628
Is it worth it then?
366
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,111
You're right.
367
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,114
I gotta go fix this.
368
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,071
Wait.
369
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,118
Don't you want a potion
to swap your voices back?
370
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,077
Not yet.
371
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,514
I have something to do first.
372
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,867
Aw man!
373
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,913
My parents are gonna kill me!
374
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,961
But such is our journey.
375
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,661
And so I say to thee,
376
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,751
"There is freedom in the hoop."
377
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,196
Thank you, Howard, for that
display of slam dunk poetry.
378
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,200
Which, somehow,
counts as a talent.
379
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,855
Open Mics for Broken Bikes
is going to take
380
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,683
a five-minute break,
and we'll be right back.
381
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,170
You getting up there tonight?
382
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,782
I thought I was,
but that was just a dream.
383
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,567
The naive dream of
384
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,743
a golden-voiced naive dreamer.
385
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,963
Cool, cool.
386
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,314
Hey, y'all.
387
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,233
I was supposed to be
up here with my friend Wes
388
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,801
tonight, but I...
389
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,891
acted like a jerk.
390
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,675
So, now I'd like to dedicate
391
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,764
this song to him as an apology.
392
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,114
Wes?
393
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,116
You're the best friend
I've ever had,
394
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,424
and absolutely nothing
about you could embarrass me.
395
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,965
When life...
396
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:31,186
♪ Is so hard...
397
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,840
♪ And you
398
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,495
♪ You need a friend
399
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,282
-Wow. Her voice is terrible.
400
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,198
♪ Right beside you
401
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,681
♪ Someone to carry you home
402
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,642
She's dying up there.
403
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,079
For me.
404
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,995
I gotta do something.
405
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,216
-[Gabby's voice, singing]:
You and I, right from...
406
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,567
♪ The start
407
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,003
♪ Nothing here
408
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,136
♪ Can tear us apart
409
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,747
An angel sings for us tonight.
410
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,622
♪ 'Cause I got you,
and you got me ♪
411
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:20,366
♪ We're side by side...
412
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,979
♪ I can always count on you
413
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:29,636
♪ You can always
pull me through ♪
414
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,379
♪ You're my someone
415
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,511
♪ My always
416
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,383
♪ You're my friend for life
417
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:40,516
♪ I can always
count on you to be ♪
418
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,128
♪ By my si...
419
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,956
♪ ...ide!
420
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:49,308
♪ Right by my side
421
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,615
♪ Right by my side ♪
422
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,314
♪ Right by my side
423
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:59,056
♪ Right by my side! ♪
424
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,636
Well,
425
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,856
here we are, friends.
426
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:19,947
After 20 straight hours
of hard emotional labor,
427
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:23,690
10 consecutive sessions
of eye-gazing meditation,
428
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,909
and one lively
song-and-dance number
429
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,824
performed by yours truly...
430
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,217
♪ Bye-bye, rage ♪
431
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,788
♪ You're not welcome
here no more! ♪
432
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,706
We're all done.
433
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:41,534
How do you feel?
434
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,885
I feel so healed!
435
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,670
-I've been broken open!
436
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:51,282
Broken open a-and pieced
back together whole!
437
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,810
Well...
438
00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,770
My brilliant guidance
saved two more souls.
439
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:03,338
Man.
440
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,514
I am a gift.
441
00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:10,258
Farewell, my friends.
Stay strong...
442
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,608
Stay evolved.
443
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:23,184
-I can't believe
444
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:26,230
the most obnoxious
being in the galaxy
445
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:29,277
actually proved to
have an impact on us.
446
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,235
Wait.
447
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,760
That blob rag helped us?
448
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,458
That really ticks me off!
449
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,155
Me as well, Jeremy!
450
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,854
Consider me fully ticked!
451
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,081
I'm really sorry I went
behind your back like that.
452
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:54,128
I got so worked up about
this whole GOAT thing,
453
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:57,044
I lost sight of what really
matters-- our friendship.
454
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,176
Thanks. And honestly,
455
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:02,266
taking your pipes for a spin
has been pretty dope.
456
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:06,053
I felt like I was
flying out there, Gabby.
457
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,925
You were, bud. You were.
458
00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:11,972
And you know?
After experiencing it myself,
459
00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:13,974
your voice is actually--
460
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,062
Terrible?
461
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,673
Yeah. I couldn't
land that plane.
462
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,067
-Yep.
-One thing's for sure.
463
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,896
I'm definitely over
this GOAT thing.
464
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,854
You and me both, sister.
465
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,729
-Oh, come on!
466
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:31,557
Howard for his
slam dunk poetry?
467
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,994
Thank you, my muse.
468
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:36,126
We earned this.
469
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,830
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
470
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,746
It's me and Sky's
anniversary today.
471
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:50,097
-I need to break up
with you. 'Kay, bye!
472
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,665
Whoa. Who are they?
473
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,275
They're the Latino Club.
474
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,495
-Where can a girl sign up?
-What's your favorite food?
475
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,366
Peanut butter and jelly arepas
476
00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:01,151
are kind of
a Gabby D. specialty.
477
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,546
You are such a gringa.
478
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,113
Can you believe that?
479
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,331
That basically means
they don't think
480
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,029
I'm Latina enough to be there.
481
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:39,625
Gorgeous.
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