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"And with that,
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"the riptides tore
Ichthynia and Dasania
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"to opposite
ends of the Earth,
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"wondering if they would
ever find each other again.
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"Bonded by their love
of punk rock,
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"they called out to each other
with the ancient
Dolphinian promise
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"of eternal friendship.
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Eeee eeeeee ee eee!"
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To be continued.
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That plot was...
very hard to follow.
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"Best Fins Forever"
is the best book series
of all time.
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I think a little series called
"The Berenstain Bears"
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might have somethin'
to say about that.
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Is it cheesy? Yeah.
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Is it ridiculous? Of course!
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But does it also have
best friend mermaids
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who blow up mega-sharks
with electric guitar tridents?
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You bet your barnacles it does!
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-"Bet your barnacles"?
-There's a contest for BFFs--
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Best Fins Fans--
to meet the author herself,
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Amelia H.M.F. Barsten!
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But there's a catch--
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it has to be entered
by two best friends.
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So, that's where you come in.
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All we have to do is make
a video that shows
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how we'd resolve
the last book's cliffhanger.
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So... Wesley.
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Will you be my best fin forever?
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Fine, but just know,
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I wouldn't do this
for anyone else.
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You're gonna love it!
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Will you please signal
your dedication
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with the Dolphinian promise
of eternal friendship?
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Close enough!
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We're comin' for you, Amelia.
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Ee eee eee eeeee!
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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So the mermaids
screech like dolphins?
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I mean, how's that possible?
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Dolphins are mammals.
Mermaids are part fish--
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Wesley, remember when you
waited in line for 26 hours
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to meet the mascot of your
favorite tortilla chip company?
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The Corn Commander
is a notorious recluse.
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So you get it!
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I have a loving family,
good friends,
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and a super sick job.
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-But none of it means anything
if I don't get to meet Amelia.
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do I wanna keep poking holes,
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or do I wanna wear
this cool leather vest
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from our school's old production
of "West Side Story"?
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Ooh!
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We can't use that fin!
Dasania's fin is forked,
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not rounded like
some boring blowfish!
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It can't be.
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Susie?
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You like "Best Fins Forever"?
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Correction.
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I like homework.
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Gross.
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I love "Best Fins Forever."
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Which is why Iris-Maeve
and I are looking for costumes.
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We're gonna win the competition,
and meet Amelia H.M.F. Barsten.
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Hi. I'm Iris-Maeve.
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Well, we're gonna enter
the contest, too.
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And heads up--
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I'm a superfan.
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Um, I took an online
quiz last night
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that said I'm such an expert
on "Best Fins Forever,"
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I must secretly have gills.
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And maybe I do. I'll never tell.
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-You don't.
-I might.
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Pfft. Whatever.
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Wes and I are
winning this thing,
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since all we have to do
is be naturally awesome.
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Right, Wes?
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Oh, aah--
Um...
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♪ You and your love
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-♪ Love is dangerous times ♪
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-[dishes clattering,
water sloshing]
-♪ Don't try to get too close
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♪ I might lose my mind
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♪ But I'll take that chance
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♪ 'Cause you were
hard to find ♪
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I predict two in 60 seconds.
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No way! I could eat
this whole box in 30.
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Including the box!
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A brain freeze will slow down
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the average ice pop
eater by 95--
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-Oh, come on!
-Boo!
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Why do you always
have to ruin our hijinks
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with your data and logic?
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Would it kill you to be
an artificially intelligent
supercomputer
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who's also a fun hang?
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Ignoring that.
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I will be undergoing
a mandatory
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system update shortly,
and will be offline.
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I suggest making preparations.
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Oh, yeah,
I'll make "preparations."
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Because I'm sooooo scared
to go a week without the Orb,
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a boring jerk who hates fun.
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While Jeremy's sarcasm
is a tad much,
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I agree with him.
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You don't do anything
around here,
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and we don't need you at all.
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We'll be just fine on our own.
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Enjoy your update.
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Stupid deodorant!
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It's not getting anything clean.
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Please,
keep your voice down!
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I believe I'm still suffering
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from the dreaded brain freeze.
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When will it end?
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This is all the Orb's fault.
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-Okay. From the top.
-Make it drop.
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We're gonna make
the evil Lobstresita
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wish she were never spawned!
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It's "Lobstrina."
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I still have the clamshell
guitar pick you gave me
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the day I was captured, Dasania.
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You gotta air strum, man!
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If you don't air strum,
then this whole part's
pointless.
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Let us recite the famous proverb
of our people--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not even close.
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Gabby, I think my stomach
is trying to tell me something.
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Okay, you're hungry. I get it.
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No. I'm slowing you down.
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You deserve a partner
who's as in sync with you
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as Lobstresita is
with that, that crab boy.
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It's Lobstrina--
Forget it.
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Maybe you're right.
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I do need the vest back.
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What vest?
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So long, Kanye Vest.
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-Stay back!
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The evil monster is still
around here somewhere.
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-There it is!
-Aah!
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Oh! It was so much safer
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when the Orb was patrolling
for these sorts of horrors!
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But thankfully, all of this
shall be taken care of.
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-You got another Orb?
-Uh, no.
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Another Orb
was not in our budget,
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but the Blorg at the pawn shop
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directed me to an area called
the "Bargain Heap,"
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where I found a "Bro."
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Ha ha! It says on the box
that it's better than an orb.
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So you got a knock-off Orb?
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What's up, my dudes?
-Ha!
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Whoa, gnarly!
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Bro, destroy that monster!
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Oh, looks like we got
a party crasher!
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-Unlock the Bro!
-Kill the beast! Ha!
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See you later, tiny amigo.
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Ooh.
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Hey, how about
some sustenance?
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Who wants beef taquitos?
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Mmm!
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You can do this...
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Maybe get a fake mustache,
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and pretend to be
your own best friend.
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Your resume says you speak
fluent Dolphinian.
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What I just heard was
conversant at best.
Next!
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What happened to Iris-Maeve?
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Interviewing fake friends
for the contest?
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If you must know, Iris-Maeve,
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while incredibly
dedicated to the cause--
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female friendship--
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lacked basic knowledge.
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She thought the capital
of Aquania was Neptunium,
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-which she clearly
got from the--
Video game adaptation.
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Hey. I just had an idea.
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I just had a better one.
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We should enter
the contest together.
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Eee eee eee eee!
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Looks like I'm teaming up
with Susie.
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Finally reunited,
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our heroines turn
Lobstrina's spell
against her,
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transferring her soul
into a lowly goldfish.
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I'm a goldfish!
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King Neptune!
How shall we punish the fiend?
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Well...
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What do
the best fins think?
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Your Royal Highness,
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we request she be sentenced
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to 100 years of the thing
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power chords!
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A wise request indeed.
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Take her away!
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Nooooo!
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And that's what happens
when best fins forever
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work together!
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Cut!
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You girls are so
wonderful together.
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I did, uh, notice you used
Lobstrina's given name.
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That was a pretty deep cut.
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Thank you for the compliment.
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I must admit that
your pronunciation
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of the Dolphinian
battle cry was...
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almost as good as mine.
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Well, we should clean up
your, uh...
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What is this? Your trophy room?
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I wouldn't call it
my trophy room.
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They all belong to
my little brother, Caleb.
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He gets perfect grades
without even trying.
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The best at every sport.
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He's also really funny.
I hate it.
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Yeah. My sister's the same way.
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Hey, after we finish
cleaning up,
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you maybe wanna
come over to my house
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and try on some limited edition
Ichthynia flippers
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that don't fit me anymore?
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Knock, knock!
Oh, who's there?
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Oh, a couple of cold bevvies
for my angels, that's who.
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Ooh!
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I would like a cold bevvie.
Thank you, Bro.
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Enjoy!
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Is it weird I can't remember
life before the Bro?
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And I don't want to ever again?
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Stay chill, my dudes!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go negotiate
a bodacious new interest rate
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on your credit card bill!
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Don't either of you
move a muscle!
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Ha! Did you hear that, Jeremy?
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The Bro thinks I'm chill!
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I'm low-key
in love with that triangle.
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-Mmm. Aah!
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Mmm. Aah!
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Now that I've distracted them
with cold bevvies,
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it's time to obliterate
this Orb
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and claim this gnarly
three-bedroom,
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two-and-a-half-bath
kingdom as my own.
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Initiate maniacal laughter.
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Mu-ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha-ha!
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Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:56,123
"The Best Fins Forever
Meet Susie 'Dolphin Lover'
Glover"?
254
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,082
I can't believe you
wrote yourself into
your own fan fiction!
255
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,954
I can't believe
I made it public!
256
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,346
Clearly, my 10-year-old brain
257
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,218
hadn't yet reached
its full potential.
258
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:07,090
Seriously, we should've
included that with
our contest submission.
259
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,657
I just remembered!
260
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,093
I drew the characters
when I was younger,
261
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,140
but my mermaids
looked like pigeons.
262
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,925
My mom probably still has them
in her sappy memory box.
263
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,410
You know, I never
thought I'd say this,
264
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,413
but I'm having
a really good time
hanging out with you,
265
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,197
Susie Glover, Dolphin Lover.
266
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,945
Miss Know-it-All?
267
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,081
What? "I still can't believe
I have to work with Susie
268
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,040
and her weird burp-yawns."
269
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,173
I was just swallowing air!
270
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,742
"She says she's just
swallowing air, but she's not.
271
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,701
What does she eat for lunch?"
272
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,355
How dare she?
273
00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,752
Prepare to die, Orb amigo!
274
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,015
Hey, Bro.
275
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:06,454
I'm a little worried about my
bevvie-to-ice cube ratio here.
276
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,586
What are you doing?
277
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,588
Looks like you caught me,
my dude.
278
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:14,941
I was just about to annihilate
this totally harsh Orb.
279
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,377
But we need it!
280
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,595
Naaaaaaawwww.
281
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,336
I can do everything
the Orb can do,
282
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,557
plus, I'm ridonkulously
chill.
283
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,993
That's a sick point.
284
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,344
-Bye, Orb!
285
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,915
Ooh! What on Earth
are you doing?
286
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,439
We're annihilating this
totally harsh Orb.
287
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,093
The Bro can do
everything it can,
288
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,879
plus, he's ridonkulously chill.
289
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:44,057
Oh, you do make a sick point.
290
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,190
Just imagine,
the three of us together
291
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,975
playing air guitar,
292
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,977
enjoying bodacious
low interest rates,
293
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,893
noshing beef taquits
every day.
294
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,157
Um, well...
Not beef taquitos every day.
295
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,333
One needs a little variety.
296
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,771
Uh, I myself am fond of
black bean and cheese.
297
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,992
No-n-n-no way, brosefini.
Beef only.
298
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,995
My radicalness is
fueled by protein!
299
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,867
Beans are actually a wonderful
source of protein.
300
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,175
And-and honestly,
your loyalty to beef
301
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,655
seems very random and arbitrary
302
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,571
for such a sophisticated
piece of technology.
303
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,444
Beef is the optimal taquito.
304
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:26,708
Beans and cheese
are majorly bogus!
305
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:34,107
I guess this is why
you don't buy
a knock-off Orb.
306
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,065
Never mind, these are awesome.
307
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,938
-Ahead of their time, really.
-Care to explain this?
308
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,117
Oh.
309
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,902
That was before you and I...
you know...
310
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:51,080
Became on friendly terms?
311
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,734
You mean friends?
312
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,301
See? You can't even admit
313
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,998
that you're friends
with a "know-it-all."
314
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,001
But that's okay, because
I would never be friends
315
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,960
with a self-absorbed
principal's pet.
316
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,180
I was just pretending that
story you wrote was funny.
317
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,835
It was actually embarrassing.
318
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,315
What about those drawings?
319
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,012
Are you sure you didn't
draw them when you were one?
320
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,709
The books weren't out then!
321
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,451
You know what?
I don't even think
you made a good Ichthynia,
322
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,020
but you would have made
a great Lobstrina.
323
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,240
This is over.
324
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,720
We are not friends,
and I never want to
see you again!
325
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,158
Fine! Great! I never
want to see you again!
326
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,775
-Oh, my gosh.
-We won the contest.
327
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,785
Amelia will be in
with you shortly.
328
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,918
And on a personal note,
329
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,051
can I just say I loved
your friendship video?
330
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,966
Thanks. It was my idea.
331
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,011
Humph.
332
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,152
Don't break anything.
333
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,067
I've been waiting my whole life
to meet this woman,
334
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,026
and will not let you mess it up!
335
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,940
I've been waiting my whole life
to meet her,
336
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,204
and I won't let you mess it up!
337
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,995
Ladies.
338
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,172
Fantastic.
339
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,046
So...
340
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,962
You finally get to meet
341
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:35,967
the one and only
Amelia H.M.F. Barsten.
342
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,926
You must be thrilled.
343
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,841
We are.
344
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,103
This is amazing.
345
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,931
I hate that I have
to share it with you.
346
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:46,065
You don't mind if we film this
for the fan channel, I presume?
347
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,153
Not at all!
348
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,284
I also find it amazing.
349
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,416
but my hatred of
sharing it with you
350
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,026
-is even more intense!
Ahem!
351
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,116
I can hear everything
you're saying, ladies.
352
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:59,382
Not the words,
but the emotional content.
353
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:04,039
Best fins like you
are my inspiration
354
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,432
as a writer.
355
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,696
You honor us with the purity
of your friendship,
356
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,959
so I would like to honor you
357
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,092
with a special treat.
358
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:24,407
A sneak peek at
the first chapter
359
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,540
of my next book.
360
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:32,111
Deedee, let's leave them alone
to share this...
361
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,548
sacred moment.
362
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,297
I should read it first.
363
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,168
We used my camera
to make the video,
364
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,953
which made the whole thing
a Gabby Studios production,
by the way.
365
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,259
But we shot it at my house!
366
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,087
Plus, we had to open
all of the windows
367
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,002
to air out the smell from
your sweaty sneakers!
368
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,917
We both know that smell
was from your yawny burps!
369
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,006
Your selfishness is
ruining this for me!
370
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,877
Yeah, well, pretending to be
your friend on camera
371
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,010
is ruining my reputation!
372
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,802
I see the wigs
have come off.
373
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,804
You were pretending
to be friends.
374
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:18,026
The sneak preview was for
best fins, not best frauds.
375
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,942
You can read this alone,
in your respective bedrooms...
376
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,988
when I officially
release it in three years.
377
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,860
-Assuming all your
tricks and lies--
-Grab it!
378
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,993
Get them!
379
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,518
Guards!
380
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,663
Oh, I can't believe you're
really going to vaporize us
381
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,754
just because we didn't want to
eat exclusively beef taquitos!
382
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,104
We just want variety, Bro!
383
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,890
This seems like extremely
erratic behavior!
384
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,109
Sorry, amigos.
385
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,242
I was made out of spare parts
386
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,114
in a junk factory
on a trash planet.
387
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,639
If you wanted logic
or consistency,
388
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,945
-you should've got an Orb.
-Wait!
389
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:11,122
Before we proceed,
may I ask you a question?
390
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,950
Oh, abso-mundo.
391
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:17,085
Do you...
still think I'm chill?
392
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,088
I'm sorry to say that
your supposed chillness
393
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,916
was a lie on my part.
394
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:25,659
Then please make my death
a quick one.
395
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:29,010
Sorry again, my dude.
This zapper takes forever.
396
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,016
-Aah!
397
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,067
Update complete.
398
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:47,594
Oh! Ha ha!
Orb, thank goodness!
399
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,639
W-we were just talking about
400
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,598
how we would never betray you,
401
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,687
and we love you so much!
402
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:57,430
Yes. Thank you,
um, your honor.
403
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,041
Would you like a tutorial
on my new features?
404
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,000
Orb version 14.8.4
includes several--
405
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:06,134
-Boo!
-Why can't you be
a fun hang?
406
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,092
Ugh...
407
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,920
Heavy sigh.
408
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:16,449
Come on, come on.
Mama needs closure!
409
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,499
Are you reading
what I'm reading?
410
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,327
I need to lie down.
411
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,245
Lobstrina... is dead.
412
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:34,031
Just like that.
I can't believe it.
413
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:38,819
What's gonna happen
to her 20,000 eggs?
414
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,873
Sorry, can you come back later?
415
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,659
We really need to process this.
416
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:57,620
You lied to me,
stole my personal property,
417
00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:02,190
and made my sons
chase you around my house.
418
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:07,456
Well, I only have
one question for you girls.
419
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,026
Did you like the chapter?
420
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,598
Well, actually, we did not.
421
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:22,906
Oh, really? Please expand.
I am but a meager sponge.
422
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:28,172
I just...
There's no way Dasania
would kill Lobstrina.
423
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,609
Perform some super sick
424
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,481
underwater martial arts
moves on her? Sure.
425
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,875
But push her into
an infinity sludge pit?
426
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:36,746
I don't buy it.
427
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,879
Just because someone is evil,
428
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,446
or annoying,
429
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:43,405
or a bit of a know-it-all,
430
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,451
doesn't mean they should die.
431
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,583
Sometimes there's more
good in a person,
432
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,456
or a lobster queen,
than you think.
433
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,154
You just have to look harder.
434
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:57,158
Sometimes, really, really hard.
435
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,684
Did you have to add
that second really?
436
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,035
Yeah. I did.
437
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,301
That was so beautiful.
438
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,391
Does that mean you're
gonna rewrite it?
439
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,088
No. Now get off my property.
440
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,568
Oh.
441
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,006
I can't believe you're
taking that down
442
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:22,096
just when I finally
figured out what it means.
443
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,838
I have to. Looking at it
only reminds me
444
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,449
of how I was betrayed.
445
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:28,842
What, by Susie?
446
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:31,497
No, by Amelia H.M.F. Barsten.
447
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,412
"Best Fins Forever"
jumped the shark,
448
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,891
but even worse,
449
00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:36,719
Amelia couldn't handle
constructive criticism
450
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:37,851
about her mermaid books.
451
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,288
Oh, sure.
But when I do it--
452
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:43,813
-Susie.
-Gabby.
453
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:52,082
A, uh, certain fan of
our friendship adventures
454
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,302
is in suspense
after our falling-out.
455
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,438
I need some closure.
456
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:04,834
"Best Fins Forever"
wasn't forever.
457
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:08,490
But you and I will always
have the memory of our
high-speed pursuit
458
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,361
by weird nautical guys.
459
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,233
You mean her sons?
460
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,626
What's that about?
461
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,411
I heard one of them
call her "Mumsy Dearest."
462
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,196
Maybe we should go back.
Help them escape from
her evil clutches.
463
00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:24,767
We should get to class.
Uh, not we.
464
00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,508
You and I. Separately.
465
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:30,251
Yes, I suppose we--
you and I-- should.
466
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:40,000
Eee eee eee eee!
467
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,307
Eeeeeeeeeeee!
468
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,534
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
469
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,623
I can't believe you
drove to school
470
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,842
on Fume Free Friday.
471
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,452
Sending you a link
to "Burst My Bubble."
472
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,802
It's a news site about
the most important things
473
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,891
going on in the world
right now.
474
00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:06,374
The Earth is on fire,
and we've gotta fix it.
475
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,897
Someone's gotta do something.
476
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,552
And since we're the ones
with alien knowledge,
477
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,554
it should probably be us.
478
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,457
Gorgeous.
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