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Jeremy consumes flaming hot
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nacho cheese tortilla chips,
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reacting with his
molecular structure
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to transform him into
a flaming glob of destruction.
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What do you do?
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Easy. I neutralize
hot nacho with cool ranch,
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thereby restoring
the party chip equilibrium.
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I'm no chip scientist,
but that sounds
pretty right to me.
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Hm... And, in the event
of a power outage?
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We drain the Orb's
battery until it dies,
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-and then we light candles.
I don't like that plan.
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Swifty, relax.
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-I told you.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Oh Gabby,
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this is your first overnight
babysitting assignment.
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It's a huge step up
in responsibility,
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and I need to feel
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secure that nothing
is going to go wrong.
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And nothing will
go wrong! Now,
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get outta here
and go enjoy
the Uncle Conference.
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Which, I just wanna
double-check,
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-we're still sure is a thing?
-Oh, of course it's a thing.
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And I must admit,
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I am quite looking forward
to what I can only assume
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will be a-a wide array of
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uncle-centric workshops.
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Learning how to say things like,
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"Hey there, big guy,"
and give noogies,
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and that sort of thing.
Heh, not to mention
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the opportunity
to, uh, network with
other uncles.
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Very well, then.
I must be off.
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Jeremy, I shall
return to you
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a more admirable uncle.
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Better equipped
to help guide you
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through life's
horrific gauntlet.
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I can only hope
that in my absence,
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-you--
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Heeey!
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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So, I've been thinking
about it, and Swift is right.
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An overnight babysitting job
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is a huge step up
in responsibility.
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So, I say we play
it safe tonight.
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Stay in, watch a movie,
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in bed by 8:00. What do you say?
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No, seriously though.
Tonight is gonna be
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the most ridiculously epic night
of babysitting ever!
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Yeah it is! I'm wearing 10 pairs
of underwear just in case.
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-In case of what?
-You don't wanna know.
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Okay then... Let's run
through the itinerary.
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First up in our epic night,
we're gonna eat
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a boatload of Luchachos!
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-How much?
-A boatload!
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-What happens then?
-Then, we're gonna
mess with the Orb.
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Watch out, Orb!
We coming for ya!
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Please don't.
-Sorry, pal.
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Third, we use every
toy at our disposal
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to build a massive and
painstakingly detailed megacity.
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I love a megacity!
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Which we then
immediately destroy!
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Uh, Gabby? This is your part.
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We kinda have
a call-and-respond
thing going here.
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Whoa. Change of plans, bud.
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We're going to Fly Friday
'90s pop-up shop.
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"Buckets of bucket hats?
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The most oversized of
oversized overalls"?
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Come on! We gotta hurry.
These pop-up shops
are only around
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for a limited time before
they disappear forever.
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Not unlike the '90s themselves.
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But, what about the most
ridiculously epic
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night of babysitting ever?
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The Luchachos?
The megacity? The boatload?
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There'll be plenty of time
for all that stuff later!
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Now, let's go.
It's only open until 5:00.
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I'm not leaving.
I'm already in
my evening wear, Gabby,
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and once I emotionally
commit to a wardrobe,
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I find it very
difficult to change.
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Okay, okay. How about this?
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The shop's just down
the street. You stay here,
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I'll duck out real quick,
and be back before you know it.
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You're the babysitter.
You can't just leave me alone.
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-Buckets of bucket hats...
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I'll be back in 15 minutes.
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Twenty tops.
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You won't even know I'm gone!
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-Besides, the Orb can watch you.
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Not going to happen.
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See? You'll be fine!
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You told your dad I know
about aliens, right?
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-Yes, Wesley.
-And you told him
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I'm Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs?
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-I did.
-Okay.
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-He was not impressed.
-Oh...
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-Hey!
-It's gonna be awkward!
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And he's gonna judge me,
and honestly,
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that cheese I ate earlier is
really upsetting my stomach.
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Wesley, relax.
It's just a dinner.
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But what if your dad hates me?
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What if he hates my pants?
What if he hates my shirt?
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Oh! I told my mom
I don't have
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the right torso
for button-downs!
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Look at me.
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I like you,
so he'll like you.
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Come on.
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Let's do our calming exercise.
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What?
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Breathe in for four.
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Out for four.
No need to cause an uproar.
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In for three, out for three.
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My fears are tiny as a flea.
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In for two, out for two.
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I am calm, and so are you.
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Ready?
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Oh, and my dad's really
into his new wig,
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so make you sure
you compliment--
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Wesley.
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I am pleased you join us.
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Hoo! Look at this haul!
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And Jeremy said I shouldn't
leave him alone.
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Now then, time to get back to
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the most ridiculously
epic night of babysitting--
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So, I...
kinda lost the house.
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What do you mean
you lost the house?!
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After you left,
Jimbuk came over and bet me
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that I couldn't do
10 sit-ups in a row,
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and you know how
strong my core is,
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so I had to challenge him.
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I... choked under pressure.
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So, he just took
the house with him?!
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Don't be naive.
He shrunk it first,
then took it.
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He... shrunk... it?
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This is not good.
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Swifty! How are things?
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Gabby, I called
the house phone,
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and no one answered!
Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
Jeremy's fine.
The house is fine,
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and totally still here.
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We must've been having
so much normal fun,
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we couldn't hear the phone.
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Well, I was just
calling to check in,
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but it sounds like
everything's fine.
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Super fine!
Anyway, gotta go.
Enjoy the conference!
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This is not my fault!
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So the house wasn't taken while
you were out buying overalls?
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Let's just go find Jimbuk.
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I love your wig,
Mister... Sky's Dad.
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You can tell this is a wig?
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No! No, no!
I mean, if it were,
it'd be really nice,
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but it's totally
not, so...
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Is it warm in here,
or do I just
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wanna die a little
on the inside?
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Wes brought sparkling
cider with him.
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You have to try it.
It's so apply!
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You're gonna love it.
It's from my grandpa's
apple orchard.
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You gotta be careful with these.
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I once saw a rogue cider top
knock a guy out cold.
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-Luckily for us...
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-I'm a pro.
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I think it stopped.
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-Oh! Oh!
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Oh no! Oh, sorry!
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Oh! Ah.
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Oh...
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I'm so sorry about that!
Th-that was...
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-Ah!
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-Ow...
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Did your flatulence
just break my chair?
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Okay, we're here. So,
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-where's Jimbuk?
-I don't know.
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Speak of the Jimbuk...
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and he shall appear.
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Okay, knock it off,
and give us the house back.
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-Sorry, Abby.
-Gabby.
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Agree to disagree.
I won that house
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fair and square,
thanks to our mutual friend
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Jeremy's soft-as-butter core.
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Don't you ever talk
about my core like that!
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-Hold me back, Gabby.
-What do you want for it?
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I prepared a list of items
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that I am willing to trade for.
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A milkshake of lost souls...
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-Oh...
-the ashes of a phoenix
yet to rise...
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a Derek who looks like an Eric.
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Okay, enough of this!
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If you don't give us
the house right now--
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And the Jimbuk is gone!
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Oh!
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Nuh!
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Okay, so you may have
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ruined dinner before it started,
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but you can still finish strong.
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You can go out there
and show everyone
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that you cannot be rattled!
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You are a survivor!
You are unbreakable!
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See? Just avoided
a major disaster.
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Things are looking up already.
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-Oh...
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Why?! How?!
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Are you okay in there?
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Uh, I'm fine!
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Are you sure? Because...
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Help me before your dad...
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Oh no.
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Young male,
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you have soiled my kitchen with
your carbonated Earth drink,
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ravaged my chair
with your flatulence,
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and now you have
destroyed my toilet!
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Probably with some sort
of tomahawk dookie.
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You have brought so much
dishonor upon my house
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that I'm afraid I have
no other choice.
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Wesley,
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I challenge you
to a mind duel.
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This night's getting
really outta hand.
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Now then, where were we?
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I love you, Jimbuk.
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Of course you do, Abby.
And who could blame you?
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What are you-- Ah!
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Grab the house and run!
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I really don't think we
need to resort to violence.
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Jeremy, make her stop!
This wasn't part of the plan!
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-Ow!
-What are you talking
about? What... plan?
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He's lying!
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Explain yourself now.
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It was his idea
to shrink the house
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and make me steal it!
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Traitor! I told you
not to say anything!
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I'm just an innocent party!
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This was your idea?
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You gave the house to Jimbuk
and told him to shrink it?
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Yeah! 'Cause you ditched me!
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I stepped away for 20 minutes!
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00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,245
That might as well
be eight years
with my attention span.
251
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:35,031
Stop! Stop!
Everybody, just calm down!
252
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,904
-Now, before anyone
does anything rash,
253
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,907
I need to retrieve my figurines.
254
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,300
Whoa!
255
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,096
This wouldn't have happened
if you didn't ditch me.
256
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,055
No, this wouldn't have happened
if you didn't tell Jimbuk
257
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,927
to shrink the house
and bring it back
258
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,537
to his creepy bachelor pad.
259
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,887
Actually, I live
with my grandmother.
260
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,976
Oh, Swift's
gonna kill us!
261
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,805
How could you possibly
think this was a good idea?
262
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,546
This isn't my fault!
263
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,982
You only have time
for me when we're on
264
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,766
some crazy
alien adventure.
265
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,813
I thought that
if I made one up,
266
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,511
we could finally have some
quality time together.
267
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:23,732
Do you really think that?
268
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,778
I like hanging out
with you, Gabby,
269
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,129
but I just wish you
like hanging out with me
270
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,958
as much as you like
bucket hats.
271
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,091
Of course, I like
hanging out with you.
272
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,832
You're hilarious.
273
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,879
You don't care what
people think about you.
274
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,011
You're one of the coolest kids,
275
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,709
alien or human,
that I've ever met,
276
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,407
and if you don't know that,
277
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,627
then that's my fault.
And I'm sorry.
278
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,370
But, hey. I'm gonna
make this up to you.
279
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,025
-We can still have--
280
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,424
-Swifty!
-
Gabby, there has
281
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,861
-been a misunderstanding.
282
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,776
Turns out,
the Uncle Convention
283
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,909
is not for human uncles.
284
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,476
Rather,
UNCLE is an acronym for
285
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,872
the United Network of Cheetah
and Leopard Enthusiasts.
286
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,048
Hm. Who would've thought?
287
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,095
-Needless to say,
I am quite disappointed...
288
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,836
and will be
returning home early.
289
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,144
Well, you're
already there,
290
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,581
so you might as well stay!
291
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,584
You know what they say,
never turn down an opportunity
292
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,891
to learn about the big cats.
293
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,547
-Literally nobody has
ever said that, Gabby.
294
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,071
I shall return in
a couple of hours.
295
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,725
-Goodbye!
296
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,775
So, change of plans.
Swift is on his way home,
297
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,038
and we need to have that house
298
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,475
fixed and fully-sized
when he gets there.
299
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,565
-So, here's what we're gonna do.
300
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,394
First, we're gonna eat
a boatload of Luchachos!
301
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,831
Then, we're gonna rebuild
Swift's house like
302
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,486
it's a massive
and painstakingly
detailed megacity...
303
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,662
-Which we immediately destroy!
-Absolutely not.
304
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,012
But once the house is
fixed and normal-sized,
305
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,884
-we're gonna mess with the Orb!
-We're gonna mess with the Orb!
306
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,930
So, what do you say,
Jer-Bear?
You ready to have
307
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,933
the most ridiculously epic
night of babysitting ever?
308
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,021
Let's do it!
309
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,284
Yes! Let's all do it!
310
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,286
You're... not a part
of this, Jimbuk.
311
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,815
So, explain to me again
why I'm in a weird helmet
312
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,992
-getting ready to
fight your dad?
-I told you.
313
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,906
You broke the toilet,
you do the mind duel.
314
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,299
It's how our people work.
315
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,214
I'm still not following.
316
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,043
The rules of the mind duel
are simple.
317
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,220
Each competitor is to imagine
the most fearsome thing
318
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,483
they can think of,
and their thoughts
go to battle
319
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,051
on the astral plane.
Understand?
320
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,446
-I have a few questions...
-If you win,
321
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,969
you may continue to
court my daughter.
322
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,408
But if I win, I will extract
the bones from your body
323
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,977
and use them to repair
my porcelain throne.
324
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,980
-Is that negotiable?
-No.
325
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,635
Battle will commence
in three minutes.
326
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,988
I don't know
how this happened so fast!
327
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,034
One minute, I'm trying to
impress my girlfriend's dad,
328
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,079
and the next, I'm battling
him for my life?!
329
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,300
The mind duel is by far my
planet's safest form of battle.
330
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,042
You really have nothing
to worry about, Wesley.
331
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,740
You're not the one who may
or may not be turned into
a bone toilet!
332
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,397
I think... I need...
to do our breathing...
333
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,007
Help!
334
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,837
Breathe in for four,
out for four.
335
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,795
No need to cause an uproar.
336
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,971
In for three, out for three.
337
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,799
My fears are tiny as a flea.
338
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,106
In for two, out for two...
339
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,369
-I am calm, and so are you.
I am calm, and so am I.
340
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,417
What did you just say?
341
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,986
It is time, Wesley.
342
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,041
♪ One, two, three, go!
343
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,928
♪ Work it, work it, work it
344
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,930
♪ W-w-w-w-w-work it
345
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:29,499
♪ Work it, work work work
work work work work it ♪
346
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,892
♪ Work it, work it
347
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,634
♪ Work it, w-w-work it
348
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:36,027
♪ Work it, work work
349
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,480
Okay. Hit it.
350
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,141
Jimbuk said it
might take a while.
351
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,536
That's Swift!
Fix this! I'll stall.
352
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,714
Thank you.
353
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,633
Swifty! Welcome back!
354
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,983
Home! Which is here!
355
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,551
-Come on, come on!
356
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,684
Tell me all about your trip.
357
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,382
Ooh. Are those from
the cheetahs and leopards?
358
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,690
No, Gabby. There were
no actual cheetahs
359
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,562
or leopards there.
Their enthusiasts,
360
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,783
however, are a strange and...
361
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,828
intense people.
362
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,482
Now, if you'll excuse me,
363
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,223
-I just have to get
inside the house--
-Uh,
364
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,400
what is the difference between
a cheetah and a leopard?
365
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,575
Is it a...
366
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,274
species thing
or a semantics thing? I--
367
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,406
We will have plenty
of time to discuss
368
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,756
fauna tomorrow.
Right now,
369
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,019
-all I want to do
is relax and forget...
370
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:58,066
-everything that just
happened as it was...
371
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,417
very traumatic.
372
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,868
Home sweet home.
373
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,796
Go Wesley!
374
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,234
Wait. No. Go Dad!
375
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,237
I'm so conflicted...
376
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,734
Prepare yourself.
377
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,458
Choose your fighter, Wesley!
378
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,479
I chose an alien
telepath dad
379
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,308
because someone
like that could, say,
380
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,874
create an incredibly
realistic simulation
381
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:53,312
of a dinner going
terribly wrong,
382
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,009
when, in reality,
383
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,838
it was all in that
person's head.
384
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:07,021
How did you figure out
that this entire evening
385
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:09,850
has been a...
brain simulation?
386
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:13,462
Well, Sky's been
acting weird all night.
387
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,682
She hates my grandpa's
apple cider,
388
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:19,033
she always laughs at my
involuntary bodily functions,
389
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,644
and she got our
calming exercise wrong.
390
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,429
It didn't even rhyme!
391
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,649
It appears you know
my daughter very well.
392
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,957
You obviously care
about her a great deal.
393
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,916
I do, sir. Very much.
394
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,441
Please don't tell
Sky about this.
395
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:38,531
I promised her
I wouldn't do anything...
396
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:39,575
weird.
397
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,667
Whatever you say,
Mister... Sky's Dad.
398
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,377
Sir. Good to see you.
399
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,943
Wow.
400
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:02,076
That calming exercise
really worked.
401
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,645
Yeah. I guess it did.
402
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,739
Sorry again that
I bailed on you.
403
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:13,957
And just so you know,
404
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,133
I really do like
spending time with you.
405
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,614
Thanks, Gabby. Today
really did turn out to be
406
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,574
the most ridiculously epic
night of babysitting ever.
407
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,925
Please help me.
408
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,277
Fly swatter?
Or vacuum cleaner?
409
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,323
-Both.
Ah...
410
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,201
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
411
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,725
-You got another Orb?
What's up, my dudes?
412
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:46,163
"Best Fins Forever"
is the best
book series of all time.
413
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,949
There's a contest for BFFs,
Best Fins Fans,
414
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,385
to meet the author herself,
415
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,387
Amelia H.M.F. Barston.
416
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,085
Susie? You like
Best Fins Forever?
417
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:55,999
We're gonna win the competition.
418
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,740
Wes and I are winning this thing
419
00:23:57,784 --> 00:24:01,265
since all we have to do
is be naturally awesome.
420
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,737
Gorgeous!
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