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And so, if we've got
a binomial with two terms,
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we use the FOIL method
to simplify the equation.
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Gabby Duran!
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Care to explain why
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you're a full 20 minutes
late this morning?
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Funny story actually.
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I was hurrying
to get ready for school,
when my phone rang.
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It was the mayor,
and she wanted me to--
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Let's not do this.
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Do you at least have
yesterday's assignment?
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I think we both
know that I don't.
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Not the best time, I know,
but I really should take this.
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Just... go to
the principal's office.
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Already on the way!
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Gabby.
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Principal.
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Shall we jam?
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Let's jam.
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Mm! What about this?
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The cafeteria
does Taco Tuesdays
on Wednesdays.
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-And what do we do on Tuesday?
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Also Taco Tuesday!
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Ah! I'll tell the lunch staff
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to double our queso fresco
budget.
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Well, I should jet.
Thanks for the jam session.
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Anytime.
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Why did you come in here again?
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Can't remember!
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I'm sure it wasn't
important though.
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Later, Jam-broni!
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Later, Jam-broni! Ah...
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Mm...
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It's good being friends
with the principal.
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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Wes, we've got
a situation on our hands.
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The Congressional Fitness Test?
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What's the big deal?
We do it every year.
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That's the big deal, Wes!
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They added a mile run this year.
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A mile... run!
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You're gonna have to
spell it out for me.
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Sweating, cramping,
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getting somewhere
unnaturally quickly.
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It goes against
everything I stand for.
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-You know who likes
running? Freaks!
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-That's who.
Uh-oh!
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You guys see this?!
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Someone's gonna
get his run on! Oh!
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I should whip up some of
my homemade energy drink!
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See?
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I'm getting out of this test.
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Well, good luck.
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Personally, I'm looking
forward to the CFT.
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It allows me to showcase my
one truly elite athletic skill.
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The sit-and-reach.
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The sit-and-reach?
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King of the Exercises?!
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You sit down and reach
as far forward as you can.
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And you're good at this?
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No.
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I'm great.
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The sitting,
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the reaching, it hits
all my strong points!
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And this year, I'm gonna...
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And you're not listening
to a word I'm saying
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'cause you're just
coming up with ways
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to get out of this run,
aren't you?
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Yeah! I bet Swifty would
let me outta the test.
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Good idea, Wes.
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Some days,
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I'm not sure what I'm getting
out of this relationship.
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Absolutely not.
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Wait, for real?
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Why not?
It's just a dumb test.
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It is not some
"dumb test," Gabby.
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It is the Congressional
Fitness Test!
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-How else could we
quantify your capacity
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for push-ups, pull-ups,
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and the King of Exercises,
the sit-and-reach?
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Come on, Swifty.
We're Jam-bronies!
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I am your Jam-broni, yes,
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but I am also
principal of this school.
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And as principal,
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I need to ensure that
every student complies
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with the statewide
fitness standards.
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Including you.
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By making me run around
in a giant pointless circle?
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I'm sorry, Gabby,
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but I have to put my foot down.
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You are taking this test.
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You're dirty, you're loud,
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you smell like an old tent,
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and I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I need your help.
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I'm listening.
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The Greater Havensburg-Area
Geography Bee is coming up,
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and there are certain
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members of my family that are...
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invested in me winning it.
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Winning my county Geo Bee was
the proudest moment of my life.
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The other kids called me
Queen Bee, and when you win,
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that's what I'm gonna
call you.
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We're gonna be a pair
of Queen Bees! Yes.
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So, win the dumb geography bee.
What's the big deal?
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The big deal is I have
crippling stage fright!
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It's haunted me my entire life.
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But you seem to have
no problem looking like
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a complete fool in front
of just about anybody.
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I don't know who this
"Just About Anybody" is,
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but he's really
starting to tick me off.
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See? Exactly!
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Teach me your wisdom.
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I don't know.
What's in it for me?
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The grand prize includes
a gift certificate to Tropics,
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that island-themed
restaurant downtown.
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-Help me, and I'll spl--
-I'm in.
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-Just picture it.
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-Me, relaxing in the
sandy booths of Tropics...
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-taking a drink from
the shell of one fruit...
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holding the juice of
a different fruit...
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Hey!
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We don't have time for
your weird fruit fantasies.
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You're right.
Let's cure that stage fright.
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Gabby Duran-- is here by--
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excused from the--
Congressional--
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Fitness Test! Please--
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do not-- follow up.
Yours truly,
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Principal--
Principal? Swift.
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Mr. Bevelaqua,
your gym teacher,
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brought it to my attention.
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He assumed that
I had hit my head
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in some sort of
boating accident.
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That took me so long
to cut together!
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This isn't a joke, Gabby.
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I gave you direct instruction,
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and you deliberately
ignored my authority.
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It's... inexcusable.
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I'm going to give you
one more chance.
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Take the test,
and all will be forgiven.
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Absolutely not.
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Then, the Jam-bronies
are no more!
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You have broken
the Circle of Crust!
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Fine.
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But I want my
huckleberry jams back!
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Oh... Some of those were mine!
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And then he says
I have to take the test.
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Can you believe that?
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You think you're
friends with someone,
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and then they go
and make you run a mile.
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I'd never make you run a mile.
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See? And that's
why we get along.
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-Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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-Sorry! Sorry!
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-Still a work in progress.
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So, uh, what are
you gonna do?
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Oh, don't worry about me.
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If there's one thing
Gabby Duran knows how to do,
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it's getting out of
taking a test.
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Thankfully, my gym teacher
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isn't the sharpest kickball
in the bag.
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Fooling him will be no problem.
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Attention, students!
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I will be personally
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filling in as your gym teacher
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to ensure that every student
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is prepared for tomorrow's
Congressional Fitness Test,
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regardless of whatever
clearly fake reasons
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they may have
for getting out of it.
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-Oh, come on!
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Let's begin with lunges.
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Shall we?
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The best way to cure
your stage fright
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is to just throw you
into the deep end.
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Interesting metaphor.
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So, you're saying I have
to face my fears head on.
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Force myself to confront
the stage fright.
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Uh, no. I'm saying I wanna
throw you into a pool,
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but whatever.
We can do your thing.
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Stand up there.
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Okay...
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If you can recall dumb map facts
in front of a holographic crowd,
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then you can do it
in front of real people.
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Name all the countries
in the range of
the Himalayan Mountains!
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-Nepal.
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You're bad at geography!
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Hey, people are mean.
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-Uh, China.
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Boo! I don't like your voice!
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Uh, Pakistan?
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Get off the stage, poser!
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Where was I? Uh...
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Brunei? Um, I mean Bhutan.
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How's my Queen Bee?
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Ah! I can't! I can't!
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Honestly, this is going
better than I expected.
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Hey, Wes! Excited to run?
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I only have eyes
for one exercise.
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The sit-and-reach.
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Oh, eye of the tiger.
Me, too.
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That's why I made
a big ol' batch
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of my homemade energy drink.
It's got, like,
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tons of electrolytes,
plus honey from bees
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-that I spent the whole
summer volunteering...
-Gabby!
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-...to repopulate.
-You made it!
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For sure. No doubt.
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I actually wondered
if you would try to pull
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some stunt to get outta this.
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You know, I'm proud of you.
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It takes a big person
to suck it up,
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-admit they were wrong,
and just--
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Uh... hello?
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Wessy boy!
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How are you doing this?
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I decided to have Fritz
build a Gabby-Bot
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to run the mile for me.
What do you think?
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It's so life-like.
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-Stop that.
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-I don't know. Maybe,
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I just wasn't meant
for the high-stakes world
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of competitive geography.
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Well, I'm not giving up.
If we don't figure this out,
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we'll never get
to eat at Tropics,
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and we'll be stuck at dumps like
this for the rest of our lives!
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You heard me! Dumps!
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Do not. Badmouth.
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The restaurant. You get me?
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Sorry, sir.
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Think, Olivia.
There's gotta be
some way to beat this.
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Well...
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there is this one thing.
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-When I was a kid, I--
-You're, like, 9.
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Yeah. And when I was 5,
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I had this character I would
do whenever I felt scared.
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-Barbara from Brisbane.
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How does that work?
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You know,
she's tougher than I am,
256
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,777
so she can be brave
when I'm not.
257
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,561
Also, she's Australian.
258
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,913
Wait.
259
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,392
Do you think Barbara
could help us
260
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,785
with my stage fight problem?
261
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,787
Only one way to know for sure.
262
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,223
You're right.
263
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:35,972
Ask me a geography question!
264
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,105
Uh, what's
the capital of Taiwan?
265
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,020
Taipei! You hear that,
266
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,761
you rowdy bogans?
267
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,111
-You're doing it!
-I'm doing it!
268
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,983
We'll never have to eat
at this dump again!
269
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,986
Okay.
Now you need to leave.
270
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,775
-You ready, Fritz?
271
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,689
-Let's do this!
-Let's do this.
272
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,044
-Reach...
273
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,701
Oh!
274
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,143
-Oh...
-Reach...
275
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:19,842
Oh.
276
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,672
Mm-hmm, ha, ha.
277
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,674
-Reach...
278
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,851
Good work, Wesley.
279
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,201
A new personal best!
280
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,855
Hm.
281
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,291
Till next year, old friend.
282
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:39,253
The next segment of
the test will be the mile!
283
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:42,560
Everyone,
to the starting mark,
please.
284
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,869
Gabby-Bot is working
perfectly, Fritz!
285
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,958
I'm just happy you're happy.
286
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,742
I am happy.
287
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:53,267
Hey. Make me dance.
288
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,964
No problemo!
289
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,709
-Look at him over there,
thinking he broke me.
290
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,450
Sorry, Swifty.
291
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,756
You can't break a Jam-broni.
292
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,369
Sorry, Gabby!
293
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,372
-Okay...
294
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,156
Weird reaction...
295
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,592
-Uh, Fritz?
296
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,290
-What's going on, buddy?
297
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,814
-That energy drink shorted
out the control board!
298
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,990
How many electrolytes
are in that stuff?!
299
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,650
-Oh, thank gosh.
It's rebooting.
300
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:31,218
On your marks, get set...
301
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,262
-go!
302
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,355
Rebooting. Accessing
previous command.
303
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,010
Break a Jam-broni.
304
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,927
Jam-broni acquired.
305
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,671
Oh, Gabby, you really--
306
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,204
Oh...
307
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,166
-I'm starting to think Gabby-Bot
308
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,994
-wasn't such a good idea.
309
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,345
Now, Gabby...
310
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,521
I know you didn't
want to run the mile,
311
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,350
but violence is not the answer.
312
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,005
-Oh no.
-Ah!
313
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,618
Ah!
314
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,795
Gabby-Bot!
It's gonna kill Swift!
315
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,363
Also,
316
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,627
how have you gotten
so freakishly strong?!
317
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,238
I'm coming!
318
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,458
Oh! Ah! Hammy!
319
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,243
No, hammy! Oh!
320
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,898
I sit-and-reached too far!
321
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,987
-Gabby-Bot's gone rogue!
322
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,946
It's stuck in a terminal
programming loop!
323
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,774
Well it's about to put Swift
in a terminal death loop!
324
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:50,993
How do we stop it?
325
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,255
Uh, uh, okay! Okay!
326
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,865
There's an electromagnetic
pulse device
327
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,389
that will shut down
Gabby-Bot's circuits!
328
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,738
It's in the box
under my desk!
329
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,527
It's just full of
pictures of me!
330
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,833
The other box!
331
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,012
Disk-looking thing
with a big button on it?
332
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,406
That's it! Get it here
as soon as you can!
333
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,802
Don't worry, Swift!
I'm coming!
334
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,545
I... really hate... running!
335
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,998
Ah...
336
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,915
Hey! Gabby-Bot!
337
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,743
-Huh?
338
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,225
Pick on... somebody...
your own size.
339
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,011
G-Gabby! Wh...
340
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,751
What is going on?!
341
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,058
Explain later. I ran here.
342
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,452
Over a mile. It was the worst.
343
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,021
-But... I brought this.
344
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,332
-Oh, come on!
345
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,337
Break Jam-broni.
346
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,471
No!
347
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,349
No!
348
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,752
I'm okay! I'm okay.
349
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,624
But, Gabby-Bot? Not so much.
350
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,022
I know it looks bad,
but you're...
351
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,155
you're gonna laugh.
352
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,511
Olivia Duran?
353
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,947
Step forward.
354
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,037
That's my daughter.
355
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,604
-Yes.
356
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,216
Have they started yet?
357
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,262
I think I'm more
nervous than she is.
358
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,919
Are you ready, Olivia?
359
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,752
It's Barbara from Brisbane.
360
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,103
Oh. Hm...
361
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:28,150
My information says
Olivia from Havensburg.
362
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,806
Hey! Enough yacking!
Bring on the geography!
363
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,200
Okay...
364
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,942
That's a tad aggressive.
365
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:42,164
Kinshasa is
the capital of which
366
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,210
-African nation?
367
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,168
That's cake!
368
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,909
The Republic of the Congo!
369
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,564
Sorry, dear.
370
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,609
The answer is
371
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,917
the Democratic
Republic of the Congo.
372
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,962
-You may sit down.
373
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,183
That ain't fair, mate!
You tricked me!
374
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,924
I'm sorry?
375
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,839
Um, those are the rules.
376
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:08,712
-Rules? In the Outback,
there are no rules!
377
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,801
-Please sit down.
-Back off!
378
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,020
Gimme another question,
379
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,543
or I'll tear your face
off your face!
380
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,068
Oh! Help!
381
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,331
This ain't over!
382
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,159
You messed with
the wrong Sheila!
383
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,079
I'm sorry, Mom.
384
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,038
I don't know
what came over me.
385
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,693
I know you wanted
to be Queen Bees together.
386
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,173
I hope you're not
too disappointed.
387
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,652
Are you kidding me?
388
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,872
I've never felt closer
to you in my life.
389
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,484
Have I ever told about
Masha from Moscow?
390
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,486
She's helped
me sometimes...
391
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,575
when I am feel overwhelmed.
392
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,926
Well, it seems like
everything worked out.
393
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,580
Now what do you
say we celebrate
394
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,929
with a nice
island-themed dinner?
395
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,199
So, this feels like it calls for
396
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,853
a little more than
my standard apology.
397
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:07,075
A killer android
who wanted to snap my spine?
398
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,469
Yes! I should say so!
399
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,906
I am sorry though.
400
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,387
Think I got so used
to us being friends
401
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,867
and doing whatever
I wanted that
402
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:20,044
I just couldn't handle it
when you put your foot down.
403
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,829
I guess I took the whole
Jam-bronies thing
404
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,570
a little too far.
405
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,921
It's okay, Gabby.
406
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:30,054
I realize the nature
of our relationship
407
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:33,493
can lead to some... confusion
408
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,016
regarding boundaries.
409
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,933
Although, you will have
to take a makeup test.
410
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,893
Of course. You know,
running all that way
411
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,330
from Fritz's lab to school
412
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,158
made me realize
running isn't that bad.
413
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,421
Really?
414
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,249
No! It's the worst!
415
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,992
But, sometimes you just gotta do
stuff you don't wanna do, right?
416
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,430
I'm glad to hear
you say that, Gabby.
417
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,084
Gabby! Is! A robot!
418
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,783
Be careful!
419
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,047
A little late, Wes.
We already took care of that.
420
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,223
Yes, get it together, Wesley.
421
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,965
Oh... Cool.
422
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,836
So, what do you say?
423
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,970
Shall we jam once more?
424
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,972
Let's do it, Jam-broni.
425
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,584
-Oh!
-Ah.
426
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,983
Next time on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
427
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:32,378
This is your first overnight
babysitting assignment.
428
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,597
You told your
dad I know about aliens.
Yes, Wesley.
429
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,946
What if your dad hates me?
430
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,253
Swifty, relax!
Everything's gonna be fine.
431
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,516
Wesley, relax!
It's just a dinner.
432
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,997
-What do you mean
you lost the house?!
-Ah!
433
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,960
This night is getting
really outta hand.
434
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:20,382
Gorgeous!
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