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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:08,182 Mimi, don't tell me you're at La Cubana without me! 2 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,140 I would literally never. 3 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:13,839 Mmm... 4 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,406 -So good. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,061 You know, I think I might miss Miami food 6 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,367 more than I miss you. 7 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,324 Hold on... 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,022 ...your hair looks different. 9 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,458 Oh, thank you for noticing. 10 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,025 I moved my ombre up by two centimeters, 11 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,940 and I am literally a different person. 12 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,116 In... love. 13 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,728 So... are you, like, so excited 14 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:33,946 for your special day next week? 15 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:37,863 Uh, I believe you mean our special day! 16 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,952 -Birthday twins! -Birthday twins! 17 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,782 Aww, I'm so sad we won't be together this year. 18 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,394 I know! I miss you! 19 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:47,830 I miss you more! 20 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:52,095 Anyway, try not to be too sad on your birthday without me! 21 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:53,923 Bye! 22 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:57,796 I won't be. 23 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:04,064 Who's ready for Gabby D's first solo Birthday Blood Bash? 24 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:11,897 Mmm. 25 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:13,638 Perfect. 26 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,645 ♪ Oh, yeah 27 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,649 ♪ I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ♪ 28 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:26,869 ♪ Fit in like summer and an icicle ♪ 29 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:29,089 ♪ Don't fight it, just be an original ♪ 30 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,481 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 31 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,440 ♪ I roller skate outside the lines ♪ 32 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,920 ♪ When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ♪ 33 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,314 ♪ It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ♪ 34 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:38,924 ♪ One of a, one of a kind 35 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,318 ♪ So anytime I feel some type of way ♪ 36 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:45,017 ♪ Don't understand the human race ♪ 37 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,411 ♪ So what, so what, so what 38 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,413 ♪ I do my thing, I do my thing ♪ 39 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,589 ♪ You do your thing, you do your thing ♪ 40 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,156 ♪ When we don't fit in 41 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,724 ♪ We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ♪ 42 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,856 ♪ I do my thing, I do my thing ♪ 43 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,728 ♪ I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ♪ 44 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:02,078 ♪ Don't try to fit in, don't try to fit in ♪ 45 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,820 ♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing 46 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:09,868 Our tragedy begins on my seventh birthday-- 47 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,306 Is this story gonna be too sad for me? 48 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,959 One-hundred percent. 49 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:16,005 My best friend Mimi and I had the same birthday. 50 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,876 Our moms planned separate parties 51 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,791 on the same day... 52 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,622 ...and no one showed up to either. 53 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,365 Our friends said they didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, 54 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:31,368 so... they skipped both. 55 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:33,979 Oh. 56 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,285 It gets worse. 57 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,680 The next year, our parents throw us a joint party 58 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:39,898 so it doesn't happen again. 59 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,118 It quickly becomes a tradition, 60 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,946 and before long, 61 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,992 I'm sharing a birthday party every year with my best friend! 62 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,344 Wait... 63 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,346 ...that's not so bad. 64 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,565 Sharing a birthday party with your best friend 65 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,001 actually sounds pretty awesome. 66 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:56,872 It's not. 67 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,527 Birthdays are the one time a year 68 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,659 when it's okay to make things all about yourself, 69 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:04,575 and I've never gotten to have that. 70 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:05,924 Not to mention the fact that Mimi is 71 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,970 a huge birthday one-upper. 72 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,581 Like on our eighth birthday 73 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,279 when I came up with a sick birthday dance. 74 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,024 But Mimi just had to one-up me. 75 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:26,815 Why didn't you just ask her to tone it down? 76 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,601 Oh, Wes. Wes, Wes, Wes, Wes. 77 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,168 Mimi and I don't do drama. 78 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,344 We're the No-Drama Mamas. 79 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,085 The "No-Drama Mamas?" 80 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,827 Seven years of friendship and not one argument. 81 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,742 ♪ No-Drama Mamas 82 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:44,572 So you one-up each other, but you... don't have drama? 83 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:45,921 Exactly. 84 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,706 Female friendships are confusing. 85 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,056 Well, thankfully you don't need to worry about it 86 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,884 because this year Mimi is in Miami, 87 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,930 and I get to have my first ever epic 88 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,933 solo Gabby D Birthday Blood Bash. 89 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:05,767 So... Gabby's having a birthday party. 90 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,160 "R.S.V.P. 91 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:12,164 or never show your face to my face... ever again." 92 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,733 What does RSVP mean? 93 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:17,474 No clue. 94 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,564 But if we want to go to Gabby's party, 95 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,305 it appears we have to do it. 96 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,264 This sounds like a lot of work. 97 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,961 Do we really wanna be a part of Gabby's birthday? 98 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,616 Well, uh, according to the invitation, 99 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:31,575 there will be tiny food with toothpicks there. 100 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:35,144 Orb! Clear my afternoon! 101 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:38,930 And no distracting phone calls! 102 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:42,673 We need to figure out what RSVP means. 103 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:51,073 It stands for "repondez, s'il vous plait" 104 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,162 she just wants to know if you can come. 105 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,556 Not that anyone asked. 106 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:57,732 I spent two hundred dollars 107 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,951 on Blooderella-themed decorations. 108 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,737 I gave up my Saturday to build a perfect pinata. 109 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,347 I special ordered a cake. 110 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,001 I canceled that cake 111 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,350 and special ordered a better one. 112 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:10,745 We have gone all out for Gabby this year. 113 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,182 All... out. 114 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:16,838 are we going to get a thank you? 115 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,753 That's a tough call. 116 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,364 Gabby is very self-obsessed on her birthday. 117 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:22,887 She is. 118 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,541 But we did go all out. 119 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,630 We did go all out. 120 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,372 You know what? 121 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,940 This is gonna be the year. 122 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:32,984 I can feel it. 123 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,861 Great decorations. Who did all this? 124 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:40,949 Who cares? 125 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,778 This will be the best party ever. 126 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,823 Just picture it. 127 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,174 First, to set the tone, 128 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,176 I'm gonna straight up maul a pinata 129 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,918 to the deafening cheers of all my closest friends! 130 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,139 Yes, girl! Maul that! 131 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,751 Next, I'm gonna put on the special birthday playlist 132 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,144 I've been curating all year! 133 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,538 Yes, girl! Mix it! 134 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,063 And then, for the grand finale, 135 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,673 I'm gonna chop into a three-tiered, 136 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,109 Blooderella-themed birthday cake, 137 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,460 rigged to explode with what can only be called 138 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,810 an unnecessary amount of fake blood. 139 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,601 That does seem unnecessary. 140 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:29,432 Right? This will be the best solo birthday ever. 141 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,956 Finally, for the first time, it's all gonna be about-- 142 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,004 Ooh. Early arrival. 143 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,962 Let's get this party started. 144 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,445 ♪ Happy birthday to Gabby D 145 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,926 ♪ Happy birthday to-- 146 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,449 Mimi! 147 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,494 I'm here! 148 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,060 You don't have to be sad anymore! 149 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,322 Yay! 150 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,414 Yayyy! 151 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,811 You're here. 152 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,509 I got you a little present! 153 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:06,861 Oh. 154 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,472 Wow, that's big. 155 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,432 I didn't get you anything 156 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,435 because I didn't know you were coming. 157 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,480 But really, why are you here? 158 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,395 I invited her! 159 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,918 I figured, what better gift 160 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:23,007 than flying up your best friend from Miami 161 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,706 so you two could continue your birthday tradition? 162 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:29,187 Wow, Mom. That sounds pretty expensive. 163 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:30,928 Oh, it was. 164 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,888 But I'm sure Gabby is very grateful. 165 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,372 But what about your friends and family? 166 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,331 Oh, they understand! 167 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,594 Especially when I told them how sad you were 168 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:45,813 to have our birthday without me! 169 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:49,904 Yes! Right! Our birthday! 170 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,950 I just feel bad 'cause you're in travel clothes 171 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,952 and I have this super dope outfit on 172 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,085 and I'm definitely gonna outshine you. 173 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,609 Oh, this is just my travel fit! 174 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,052 Uh... right. Perfect. 175 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,533 You look... so good. 176 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,753 Oh! And I got this for our cake! 177 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:17,975 It's me. 178 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,469 Alright, we've narrowed it down 179 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,819 to the most logical possibilities. 180 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:38,518 It has to be one of these. 181 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:42,130 But how do we know which one is the real RSVP? 182 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,435 I don't wanna look dumb in front of all 183 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,915 the tiny food with toothpicks. 184 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:45,873 Well, Jeremy, 185 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,571 there's only one way to find out. 186 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:52,270 We have to do them all. 187 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,228 Orb! 188 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:56,100 What time does the party start? 189 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,754 In approximately one minute. 190 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:00,844 When does it end? 191 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,020 In approximately two hours. 192 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,068 That means we've got an hour and fifty minutes. 193 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,722 No one needs more than ten minutes 194 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,027 of a party, anyway. 195 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:15,903 Look at her. 196 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,383 Look at that monster. 197 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:24,346 She's a monster, but... she's your best friend? 198 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,479 I love her. She is my rock. 199 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,003 But on our birthday, 200 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,745 she is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 201 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,878 Then why don't you just talk to her about it? 202 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,186 Wes, how many times can I explain? 203 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,928 We are No-Drama Mamas. 204 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,495 Now, repeat it back to me so I know you understand. 205 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:46,150 You are No-Drama Mamas. 206 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,282 Good. 207 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,588 Now if you'll excuse me, 208 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,154 I'm going to go undermine her every move 209 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,374 and one up her one-up harder! 210 00:09:58,641 --> 00:09:59,816 Let the games begin! 211 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:05,082 That sounds like drama... mama. 212 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,478 Okay, everybody! Who's ready to watch me take out 213 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:12,699 a lot of aggression on this pinata? 214 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,964 I'm definitely gonna get a thank you for that pinata. 215 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,315 Here we go, baby. 216 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:23,013 One clean hit. 217 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,450 Ahhh! 218 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:36,897 Go, Gabby! 219 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,685 Can I give it a try? 220 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,081 Oh no, it's fine. I don't need that. 221 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,867 Whoa! 222 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,870 She's gonna do it with her mind! 223 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:02,052 Yahhh! 224 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,329 Yeah! 225 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,463 Okay, everybody! 226 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,073 Moving on to the next phase 227 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,901 of my party! 228 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,598 Our party! 229 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,515 That pinata's defective. 230 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,219 RSVP. 231 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,917 Rupture Swift's Volcanic Pimple. 232 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,748 -Oww! 233 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,926 You are disgusting. 234 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,102 Ridicule Someone Very Precious! 235 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,323 You rot in your own filth for hours. 236 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,634 Ride Super Vain Pony! 237 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,853 Ha ha! 238 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,074 ♪ Et in hora♪ 239 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:11,600 ♪ Mortis nostrae♪ 240 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,515 Bring it home for me, Jeremy! 241 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,213 Record Song Vocals Professionally! 242 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,700 ♪ Ave♪ 243 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:30,445 ♪ Maria♪ 244 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,755 And that is all of them. 245 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,278 Yes! 246 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:42,152 the perfect birthday playlist! 247 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,895 He's here. 248 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,636 DJ Candy Bean! 249 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,812 All the way from Miami! 250 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,728 What's up, my beanies! 251 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,820 Everybody say Happy Birthday to Mimi! 252 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,474 Oh, and Gabby. 253 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,956 Woo-hoo! 254 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,745 Oh my gosh, guys! Stop! 255 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,138 I can't dance right now! 256 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,793 That would be so extra of me! 257 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:14,750 Stop begging! 258 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,100 Nobody begged you, Gabby. 259 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:18,928 Fine, I'll do it! 260 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,496 Yeah, Gabby. Woo! 261 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,858 Kinda seems like Gabby stole 262 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,817 your spotlight a little bit there, huh? 263 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:41,081 Do you think maybe you two should... talk about it? 264 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:45,172 Talk about what? I love Gabby's dancing. 265 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,565 Also, who are you? 266 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,926 ♪ Happy Birthday to you 267 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,190 -♪ Happy Birthday, Dear Mimi -♪ Happy Birthday, Dear Gabby 268 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,019 ♪ Happy Birthday to you 269 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,198 You guys! You shouldn't have! 270 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,503 They didn't. 271 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,466 Who wants to cut the first slice? 272 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,827 No! 273 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,961 This was supposed to be my party! 274 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,138 And this day was supposed to be all about me! 275 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,140 Gabby, what is going on? 276 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,969 And this cake was supposed to be mine! 277 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,457 She's ruining Mimi's party! 278 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,939 Fine, Gabby! I'll leave you alone! 279 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,376 But I'm taking our cake with me! 280 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,856 Oh no, you don't! 281 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,945 No one steals my cake, 282 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,294 thank you very much! 283 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,952 -I know I should be more concerned 284 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,954 about what's going on between those two, 285 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,608 but... do you think that counts as a thank you? 286 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,741 I think we both know that it doesn't. 287 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,097 Oh, Gabby! 288 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,927 We ruptured, ridiculed, and recorded. 289 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,668 Admittedly, the pony was more conceited than vain, 290 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,757 but hopefully it still counts 291 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,716 as RSVP! 292 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,196 No time! Can't talk! 293 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,937 I've got a cake to catch! 294 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,678 Also, you did not RSVP! 295 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,991 I am gonna ruin you, Mimi! 296 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,862 I am gonna ruin you so hard! 297 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,345 Mimi! Get back here! 298 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,782 No! I'm going back to Miami! 299 00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,959 Will you please just stop? 300 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,526 What? 301 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,180 You want to say you're sorry? 302 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,314 No! I want my cake back! 303 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,929 I just don't understand. 304 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,106 We did all the RSVPs that made sense. 305 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,847 The worst part is, they've got tiny food 306 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,414 with toothpicks in there. 307 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,242 No, they don't. 308 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,027 I lied about that to get you to come. 309 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,814 And what are you doing out here, Howard? 310 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,295 I just needed some air. 311 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,037 I just realized something very profound. 312 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,868 Whoa, there are two B's in Gabby. 313 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,958 I've been saying it with one this whole time. 314 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,134 Do shut up for a moment. 315 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,833 Realize Something Very Profound! 316 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:49,747 That's it. 317 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,402 That's how you RSVP! 318 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,491 And we just did that! Just now! 319 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,972 By realizing what RSVP was, 320 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,061 we realized something very profound! 321 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,455 Gabby's party, here we come! 322 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,413 I'm gonna make a huge scene! 323 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,893 Ha ha! Yes. 324 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,732 Is it just me or was it sort of dead in there? 325 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,429 Incredibly dead. 326 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,084 So back home, then? 327 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,396 Stop being a baby and give me the cake! 328 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,745 No way! 329 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,008 This cake is half mine by right of birthday twins! 330 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,937 Phew, I thought it might've-- 331 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,775 Ugh! 332 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:19,707 Mimi... 333 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,885 ...I know we don't do drama, 334 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,017 but... can I be honest with you? 335 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,108 Oh no. Honesty... 336 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,588 I know. It's scary. 337 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,377 I love you, 338 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,205 and I love being friends with you, 339 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,382 but I hate sharing a birthday with you. 340 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:44,775 Gabby! 341 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,605 I feel the exact same way! 342 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:50,738 No way! 343 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,568 Wait... 344 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:55,960 ...why do you not wanna share 345 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,005 a birthday with me? 346 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,963 'Cause you're a one-upper! 347 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,314 I'm the one-upper? You're the one-upper! 348 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,924 You always one-up my up! 349 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,012 Hold on! 350 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,014 You're saying that I, Gabby Duran, 351 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,364 the most chill, low-key, down-to-Earth girl 352 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,452 in the world, 353 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,627 am a one-upper? 354 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:15,676 You're right. 355 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,026 I'm sorry. 356 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,071 I am too. 357 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,119 I guess we should have just been honest with each other. 358 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,470 Maybe having drama... 359 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,298 Makes us better mamas! 360 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,866 I love you so much. 361 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,476 I love you more. 362 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,916 So the beauty is in the chaos. 363 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,182 I understand female friendships now. 364 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,491 But seriously, never show your face at my birthday again. 365 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,233 Gabby, if you step foot in Miami this time next year, 366 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,496 I will chop your hair off at the ombre 367 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,237 so you'll have an approximate five-inch bob. 368 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:57,805 Never mind. 369 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,154 Lost it. 370 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,943 Thank you for bringing all of Miami to me! 371 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,425 Though, it's really weird the t-shirt company forgot 372 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,470 the A in Miami. 373 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:12,689 Hmmm. 374 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,822 "I love Mimi." 375 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:15,823 Weird! 376 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,482 What? 377 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,224 I just remembered something I need to do. 378 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,489 I know things got a little crazy today, 379 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,448 but it really was the perfect day. 380 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,971 The fact that you guys put so much time 381 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,757 into my birthday means the world to me. 382 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,238 So... thank you. 383 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,640 Next time on 384 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,468 Gabby Duran and the Unsittables... 385 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,861 We got a situation on our hands. 386 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,602 The Congressional Fitness Test? 387 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,168 They added a mile run this year. 388 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,300 A mile. Run. 389 00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,649 I'm getting out of this test. 390 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,303 Gabby! You made it! 391 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,913 I decided to have Fritz build 392 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,611 a Gabby Bot to run the mile for me. 393 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,439 -Stop that! -Gabby Bot's gone rogue! 394 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,138 You hear that, you rowdy bogans! 395 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,313 -Gabby Bot, 396 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,880 it's gonna kill Swift! 397 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,316 You messed with the wrong sheila! 398 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,970 Ohh! 27458