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Babysitting aliens
can be pretty intense.
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Gwar-Gwar!
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Whether you're helping
a GwarGwarian
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prepare for her combat final...
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...washing Larqwan dust out
of your favorite windbreaker...
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...or singing an aquatic lullaby
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to a fish-boy who
can't fall asleep...
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It's a gig that pretty much
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keeps you busy 24-7.
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But it's all good.
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'Cause I'm Gabby Duran,
and I'm the...
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...best babysitter
in the galaxy.
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing
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Hey, Gabby.
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Jeez, Wes. You can't be
sneaking up on me like that.
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So, I notice your hair's
in a funny bun today,
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which means one of two things.
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You didn't get enough sleep,
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or you're trying
a new disheveled look.
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Fish Lou kept me up all night.
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Then I had to swing by
Fritz's before school.
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One of his androids went rogue,
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chugged a bottle of motor oil,
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and just started
punching everything.
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That's awesome.
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And honestly,
kind of terrifying.
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Hey, you still
coming over today?
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No can do, hombre.
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I got a Zagellian
to slime drain,
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then I gotta
feed the Vibrabird,
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before heading to
a new babysitting gig.
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Uh, Gabby,
that's not your locker.
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It's the one next to it.
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Oh. My bad.
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Next to it the other way.
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Pssssh, yeah, I knew that.
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I was just goofin' on ya.
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You're so goofed right now.
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Hey, Gabby.
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Have you ever
thought about, like,
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taking a break?
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From what?
School?
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Wait. Can I do that?
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No. From babysitting aliens.
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It's a lot.
And no offense, but,
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you seem kinda tired.
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Wes, have you ever
felt the total rush
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and insane sense of purpose
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that comes with being
the only human in
the entire galaxy
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chosen to babysit aliens?
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Come on.
You know the answer
to that question, Gabby.
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Why would you do me like that?
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Exactly! Not to mention,
it's the most fun
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and exhilarating thing ever.
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So, yeah, I may seem
kinda tired,
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but that doesn't mean
I'm gonna pull the
E-brake on the fun train.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go to class.
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Gabby, that's a--
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Trust me, a break
is the last thing I need.
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Janitor's closet.
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Goof. Just a goof.
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You should see the goof
on your face right now.
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-Thirty-four seconds.
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Best time to date,
Henrietta.
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Hey, little Duran.
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Where's the big one?
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She said she'd help me
with some stupid homework
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the Orb gave me.
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Gabby's helping you
with homework?
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What subject?
Social not studies?
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Ha ha.
Epic roast, Liv.
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Ew. Why is that bear so small?
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Uh, she's a gerbil, and
her name is Henrietta.
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She's perfect.
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I'm putting her through this
timed obstacle course
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for a project in
my science class.
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But it's homework stuff,
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so you probably
wouldn't understand.
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How dare you?
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And for the record,
your tiny bear looks slow.
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My Blurble could do
that thing way faster.
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Um, what on Earth
is a Blurble?
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This magnificent creature
right here is a Blurble.
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My Blurble.
His name is Jeremy,
and he's like a son to me.
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-Do something cool!
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It looks like a creepy
stress ball.
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Oh, it's a creepy stress ball.
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Of perfection!
And like I said,
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it'd beat that scuzzy
trash bear of yours
in a race any day.
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You can barge into my room.
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You can eat all of
my family's cheese--
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-How'd you know?
-You reek of sharp cheddar.
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But you can never
insult my gerbil.
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I challenge you to a race.
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My beautiful, flawless gerbil
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against your fuzzy blood clot.
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Jeremy's gonna dunk
your gerbil in a soap bucket
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and mop the floor with it.
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And after that, we're gonna
eat a bunch more of your cheese.
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It's gonna be a great time.
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Oh, no. It's gonna
be a bad time.
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'Cause Henrietta and I,
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we bad. We real bad.
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You're goin' down.
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So, this is the basement,
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which I've turned into
my own personal workshop.
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I'm an inventor,
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which means I make
all sorts of inventions.
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-Oh, watch your step.
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That's my Stomper Sucker
vacuum robot.
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It keeps the place clean.
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Wow. Looks like
it's doing a great job.
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Oh. Check it out.
I made this cool
portal blaster
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that zaps things into
other dimensions.
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Okay, that is dope.
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Some people,
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my parents,
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say my inventions
are too dangerous.
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But I say they're wicked cool.
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Yeah, that--
That's very cool.
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Check it out. I make,
like, three or four versions
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of all my inventions
before they are perfect.
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Mm.
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Uh, are you all right?
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You look sleepier than
a Sazmorian snoozographer
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before her morning cup
of Yargs Bile.
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Oh, you would
so get that joke
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if you were from my home planet.
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No, no. I'm fine.
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Just, just keep talking
about whatever you're...
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talking about.
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What'd I miss?
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Apparently, a lot.
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You're exhausted,
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to the point of making
intolerable mistakes.
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Clearly, I've overworked you
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with all of these
babysitting assignments.
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Oh, come on, Swift.
I--
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I don't want to hear it.
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You literally fell asleep
on the job.
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I thought that was just
a human figure of speech.
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Okay, fine.
What's my punishment?
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Are you gonna walk me
through all the times
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you thought tennis balls
were fruit?
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Gabby,
this is not a joke.
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You need a break.
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For your own good.
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I hereby suspend you
from babysitting aliens.
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What?
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Wes, Wes, Wes,
Wessy Boy!
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Julius, two horchatas,
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and put it on that guy's tab.
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So, I take it you did not get
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that much-needed rest
Swift ordered?
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Rest?
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-Rest is for the weak.
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Resting is what got me
in this babysitting ban
in the first place.
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I've been up, man.
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My eyes are open.
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Maybe for the first time ever.
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I'm... happy for you?
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First, I stayed up all night
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calling all my
babysitting clients
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to see if they needed some
sort of off-the-record sitter.
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But then all of them said that
they shouldn't be talking to me,
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because Swift said
I needed to take a break.
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-Can you believe that?
-Yes!
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I can and do believe it.
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But then I got to thinking,
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I shouldn't be calling
my babysitting clients.
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They are not the issue.
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Swift is the issue, man.
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So that's why I spent
the rest of my night
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devising my
"Break the Take
a Break Ban Plan."
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That's... got a nice ring to it.
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Right?
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Now, it involves both of us
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doing some pretty
out of character stuff,
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so, I'm gonna
need you to listen.
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First, we hide in Swift's bushes
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and wait for him to walk
to his car in the morning.
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Then, pop, pop, pop!
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We pop a bunch of balloons
in his face until he faints.
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Gabby!
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Then we take him to
the abandoned water plant
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behind the movie theater.
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We tie him up, and we do
what Swift hates most.
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We tickle him.
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Which is why I spent
the last part of my night
making these.
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Tickle gloves!
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We tickle him till he's forced
to let me babysit aliens again.
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So, what do you say,
Wessy Boy?
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You ready to sleep
in a bush, or what?
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Look, you know I'm always down
for crazy alien hijinks,
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but you need a break.
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What's with you guys wanting me
to take a break so bad?
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I'm Gabby D.
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Babysitting aliens
is my thang!
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Look, I'm trying to tell you
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what my gymnastics coach
told me my entire childhood.
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"You have zero balance."
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There are other
things in life besides
babysitting aliens.
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Okay, fine.
Even if I did take a break,
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what would I even do?
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First, get some sleep.
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-And then, I don't know,
maybe find a hobby?
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What'd you do in Miami
before you learned about aliens?
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I, uh, I did all sorts
of cool things.
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Like, um, I ate.
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I ate once.
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You ate once?
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Fine!
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I'll take a "break."
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I'll get some "balance."
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I'll do some of the things
I did in "Miami."
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I won't like it,
but I'll try!
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She's fine.
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Everything is fine.
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I think.
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Henrietta, the time has come.
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Tonight, we put Jeremy's
snobby alien ego to bed
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in a race for the ages.
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A race to determine
which species is superior.
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-Human--
-Or alien!
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No pressure,
Jeremy, but
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you could live
a million lifetimes,
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and this would be the most
important moment of all them.
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You are the poster child
of rodent greatness.
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You're racing for every gerbil
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who's ever doubted themselves.
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Every alien sitting on
their home planet,
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wondering which pet is
the true king of the cosmos.
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-Blurble?
-Or gerbil?
253
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,323
Let's train!
254
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,198
Not fast enough!
Again!
255
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,419
Racing burns a whole
lot of Blurble energy,
256
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,421
so you need to carbo-load.
257
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,510
♪ When it's time
to face the fire ♪
258
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:09,990
♪ We're walking on the wire
259
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,731
Now get munching!
260
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,829
Form is everything, Henrietta.
261
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,613
Engage your core!
262
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,876
-♪ 'Cause heroes never die
-See that?
263
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,966
That's what you need to do.
Be fast.
264
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,012
And also furious.
265
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,623
-♪ Heroes never die
-Rrrrrrr!
266
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,674
They don't stand a chance.
267
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,897
What'd you do when
you were in Miami?
268
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,334
I did a ton of things.
269
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,815
I did all the things.
270
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,819
Like... cooking!
271
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:58,908
Oh, yeah.
272
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,824
Chef Gabby's in the house!
273
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,741
Whippin' up dat
Pabellon criollo.
274
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,746
Uh-huh... almost.
275
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,748
Aah!
276
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,100
Ugh.
277
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,885
This is nowhere near as fun
as babysitting aliens.
278
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:30,331
Porch golf is pretty fun, but...
279
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,855
I'm still not getting
what I need.
280
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,685
Let's see what I've got
in my old Miami stuff.
281
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,823
Hey, my old mix CDs.
282
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,697
Gabby, did you make this and
just leave it on the counter,
283
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,091
because I'm sorry,
I could not help myself.
284
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,483
-Mm.
285
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,836
Aw! You pulling out
your old mix CDs?
286
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,838
Yeah, I totally
forgot about these.
287
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,841
You used to be obsessed
with making playlists.
288
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,408
When everyone else
was streaming music,
289
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,496
you'd just say...
290
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,891
Gabby D's all about
that '90s life!
291
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,374
"Get Hyped"?
292
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,550
I used to listen to this
before basketball games.
293
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,725
Oh, I remember this one.
294
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,510
This one had some
hot tracks in here.
295
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,685
Ooh, mama likey.
296
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,123
Yeah. Come on.
297
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,777
Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
298
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:46,798
Three... two... one.
299
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,107
Oh, man.
300
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,849
Sending chicken nuggys
to an alternate dimension?
301
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,330
Subbing in for Gabby
is the best!
302
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,161
You're on with Wes-con 5.
303
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:04,294
Hey, Wes. You wanna
get schooled on making
the perfect playlist?
304
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,039
If you think chicken nuggets
are fun,
305
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,781
wait till we get to pizza.
306
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,349
What's that in the background?
Are you babysitting without me?
307
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,873
Are you having fun?
Are you blasting frozen foods
308
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,048
into another dimension?
309
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,268
Yes! I mean, no.
310
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,139
-I shouldn't be talking to you.
311
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,188
Nah. I shouldn't go over there.
312
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,016
I'm supposed to stay right here.
313
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,496
Definitely not going.
314
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,413
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm going.
315
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,166
Prepare to lose.
316
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,430
Only thing I lose at is losing.
317
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,432
That doesn't make any sense.
318
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,694
All right, you two.
319
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,740
I want a good, clean race.
320
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,089
No cheating.
321
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,525
-No--
-Yeah, right.
322
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,962
I don't need to cheat.
323
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,226
Henrietta is what we
in racing circles call
324
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,357
"a thoroughbred."
325
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,403
They should call her
"raisin bread,"
326
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,753
because she's terrible
and nobody likes her.
327
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,016
Well, Jeremy's about to
eat Henrietta's dust.
328
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,193
Good! Blurbles love to eat dust.
329
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,760
It makes them even faster.
330
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,197
-Aah!
331
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:24,853
♪ I'm gonna hold you tight
332
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:28,770
♪ I don't care
how long it takes ♪
333
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,903
♪ I can still hear your voice
334
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:35,733
♪ Whispering I love you
335
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,911
♪ Oh baby tonight
336
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,478
Jeremy's so slow,
337
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:44,090
he tried to cross the street
and he got a parking ticket.
338
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,788
Henrietta's so slow,
I'm going to die
339
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:50,052
and already at my funeral
before she finishes the race.
340
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,836
Your pets are gone.
341
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,797
-Henrietta?
-Jeremy?
342
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,893
They ran away!
343
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,507
"Good job building the
obstacle course, Orb."
344
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,031
Said no one.
345
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,991
Wes thinks he can have
all the alien fun without me?
346
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,819
No way.
347
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:23,259
One interdimensional
deep dish, coming right up.
348
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,782
You ready?
349
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,349
Three...
350
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,698
Two...
351
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:31,398
-One!
-Gabby Duran's in the house!
352
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,012
Aah!
353
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,060
Oh, cruddle-sticks.
354
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595
Oh, cruddle-sticks
is right!
355
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,687
Oh, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby,
Gabby, Gabby.
356
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,864
I explicitly told you
to take a break!
357
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,649
How was I supposed to
not come over here
358
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:08,130
knowing they're blasting
chicken nuggets into
another dimension?
359
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,741
Ooh, yeah.
That does sound like fun.
360
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,571
This is Rooney's first version
of the portal blaster.
361
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:18,009
It needs two people peddling
to generate enough power
to bring them back.
362
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,229
So right now,
we need to hop on, and ride.
363
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,927
This isn't going to be easy.
364
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:27,236
Would you say that Wesley
is a good friend?
365
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,775
Faster, Gabby!
366
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,908
-Faster!
-I'm trying, Swift!
367
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,083
Well, try harder.
368
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,741
-I can't. I just can't.
369
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,526
I haven't slept in two days.
I'm exhausted.
370
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,094
Now is not the time
to dilly-dally around!
371
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,662
I need you to "get hyped,"
372
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,533
as the kids say nowadays.
373
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:10,801
You're right.
That's exactly
what I have to do.
374
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,762
Wh-- Wh--
Gabby, where are you going?
375
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,024
To get hyped!
376
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:19,984
Henrietta!
377
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,856
If you can hear me,
378
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,989
blow that tiny whistle
I made for you!
379
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:28,428
It's no use, Olivia.
We just gotta
face the facts.
380
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,691
Jeremy ran so fast
he's in another country by now,
381
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,737
and Henrietta probably fell in
a storm drain and drowned.
382
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,960
That's her!
My sweet Henrietta!
383
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,593
They're in love?
384
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,204
And getting married?
385
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,031
Without my blessing?
386
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,821
Ta-da!
-Ew. Gross.
387
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,039
What is that?
388
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,867
It's a Blurble wedding ritual.
389
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,957
Blurbles give a literal
piece of their hearts
to their soulmates
390
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:20,828
when getting married.
391
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,048
It's beautiful.
392
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,230
I guess we were so busy
being competitive,
393
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,407
we didn't see true love
forming right beneath
our noses.
394
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,930
Yeah.
395
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,541
Maybe it isn't about trying to
see whose pet is better,
396
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:42,241
but more about seeing how
we can all be better...
397
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,590
together?
398
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,204
And she's eating the heart.
399
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,382
I am moved and upset
all at once.
400
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,906
Baller.
401
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,388
Hey, Swifty!
402
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,609
All right.
It's time to get hyped.
403
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,400
It's go time.
404
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:38,079
Huh! What are you
listening to?
405
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,777
D-describe it to me.
406
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,518
Share the hype!
407
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:17,901
Oh, you're doing it!
You're really doing it, Gabby!
408
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:46,756
Wesley. Rooney.
Are you all right?
409
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,019
There were so many spiders.
410
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,934
They came for us at night.
411
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:55,199
I've seen things.
Horrible things.
412
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,985
-Aah!
-Uh, um...
413
00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:00,857
Yes, well...
That's all over now.
414
00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:03,425
You're both safe and sound.
415
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,906
All thanks to Gabby.
416
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,604
You did it, Gabby.
You really...
417
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,089
Aw!
418
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,495
Hey, Swift.
419
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,410
Oh, Gabby.
420
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,976
Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
421
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,892
I definitely wasn't staring
into the middle distance
422
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,417
wondering why you haven't
reached out to me in two days.
423
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,157
Sorry about that, bud.
424
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,856
You know, I decided to
listen to you and take
a little break.
425
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,466
-I needed it.
-Well,
426
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,687
come to think of it,
you do look decidedly
well-rested.
427
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:51,517
Thanks. You know,
as fun and awesome
as babysitting aliens is,
428
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,996
it's not everything.
429
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,737
I realize I have to
balance it out
430
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,523
with other non-alien
things I like doing.
431
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,612
Ooh. Speaking of which...
432
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,789
-I made you this.
433
00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,923
Oh!
434
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:10,492
Aah. Boop!
435
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,799
It's an apology playlist.
436
00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:15,410
Hope you like it.
Because with my track record,
437
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,064
you'll be listening to it a lot.
438
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,892
Thank you, Gabby.
439
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:21,808
This is...
Uh, I mean, it's very kind.
440
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,288
-May I?
-Yeah.
441
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:32,688
Oh. Oh, yeah.
442
00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,690
Oh, yes!
443
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,954
Yes, this is a spicy track!
444
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:40,174
Ha! Picante!
445
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,699
Swifty likey.
Swifty likey very muchy.
446
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:46,267
Ooh, wow!
The, the beat is...
447
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,530
Yeah. I mean it's,
it's, it's sensational.
448
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:52,795
Uh, I can't help but groove
to the beat!
449
00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:55,885
Okay, you do know
people can see you, right?
450
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:58,801
Let them watch.
This is track is en fuego!
451
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,937
You know, I'm,
I'm just gonna leave now.
452
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:08,419
You might want to
close those blinds.
453
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,947
♪ Slick Boy Swift
is in the building ♪
454
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,731
♪ Ow, ow
455
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,994
♪ Ow, ow,
huh, huh ♪
456
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:21,258
Next time
on "Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables"...
457
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:23,652
Are you guys a thing?
458
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,132
Nothing's going to change.
459
00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:25,959
I'm a cat.
460
00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:30,703
-Oh, no.
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