All language subtitles for Biggest HOPPITY HOOPER Compilation #1 - Jay Ward series

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thank you

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thank you

quiet isn't it it should be for this is

the peaceful little village of foggy bog

Wisconsin where the even tenor of life

is uninterrupted by the noise and clamor

of the workday world where calm and

serenity rain unchallenged in this

in the cool vastness of the

of the deep forest Glades that's that's

it

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holding me back when it's time to turn

the fire huge yeah it's not on the map

Professor I've called him off my bird

brain buddy it's just a state of mind

well let's not cause any state lines

Professor that's real trouble that's a

federal offensive pull onto that side

road so much left right right left

and the strange conveyance photo will

stop before a neat little home by the

side of the street I wonder who resides

in this great Quonset there is his name

in the Box what is it

it's male U.S mail thank you

let me see that well the name is hoopa

Hoppity Hoopa

's ear professional put the back

to the house Somerset and then join me

on the front porch down the porch of

course all Rick we're going to pay a

social call on this Hoopa champ in a

twinkling film I had hidden the truck

and the two Rascals stood at the front

door

this is I a Harper day your long lost

Uncle my long lost what company

property my little nephew at last we

meet again again I never saw you before

in my life I thought landed why I have

no new since you were this huh that's

the higher I am now oh Fillmore he

doesn't remember me I've been away too

long you've been in the Sun so long well

come on in whoever you are are still the

same little gentleman isn't he Carlisle

hey who's he oh I almost forgot how

pretty this is your cousin a cousin that

tell more Fillmore

my cousin

who said it first at first oh a picture

of your dear dear Mother that's

whistler's mother well any friend of

yours be boys that's my mother of course

he did you sure don't look alike well

she took off to father's side of the

family

hey Hoppity you in there sure shelf what

is it we're chasing some phony snake oil

Peddler in his sidekick phony I'll have

his badge for that you seen any

strangers in these parts strangers

results now no nobody's here but some

lovers of mine Sheriff okay see you

later Happiny

oh man yeah that was close Bentley what

I said we were very close

Waldo Waldo wigglesworld how long you

think it'll be in town uh matter of fact

dear boy I'm already on my way business

unit what kind of business yeah we're

headless couch jump on please I prefer

to think of outside as roving retailers

observe our portable Emporium everything

for everybody from pots and pans to

rubber bands from Needles and Pins to

mandolins and featuring

wizard was Indian guide Alexia for young

adult also middle a they're good for

chills females balls and broken legs

makes a brilliant hand cream also waxes

flaws Shiny Bright gee what's in an

uncle Waldo they're living me boy I mean

in the medicine oh that's what are the

precious herbs Milad special compounds

of roots box and berries I filled the

bottles with water like you told me also

yes oh where'd you get the water yeah

from that little bubbling

bad just look what happens when I twist

them over this rock again that's

positively Supernatural it's uncanner

and spooky too well what in the world is

the terrible secret of ring-a-ding

spring be back next time to meet Hoppity

Hooper starring in

the things in the spring

thank you

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last time you remember Hoppity Hooper

met those two Rascals Professor Waldo

Wigglesworth and Fillmore the bear they

were roving retailers of a remedy called

Indian guide Elixir good for man or

beast but when the mayor filled the

Elixir bottles with water Hoppity was

horrified but that's water from ring of

English

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sounds funny to me too but nobody can

drink that water and pray tell why not

well look what happens when I pour some

over this rock they're Jets wet no no

watch

sure enough as they watch The Rock

underwent a curious transformation

Waldo it's growing hair hair yes hair or

in a few seconds the rocket sprouted a

cookie duster mustache and the small Van

Dyke then they grew into a huge

handlebar mustache and a full set of

sideburns and Dad Bradley it's fantastic

now can you see what would happen if you

drank it yeah yeah I have a fertilized

hey what's the matter with your Gram

turn up something strange was happening

to Waldo

now that distance is just an idea

foreign

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enough

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and sure enough in the next few days the

country was bombarded with news about

half of these Discoverer

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and the whole world immediately took cue

ball to its hall or rather to its head

now you can beat older than she is

hey kids would you like to own a Jamie

on Chief dial back

same Mexican hairless man cue ball

I was a 97 pound weakling then I use cue

balls now I'm a hundred pound weakling I

got a three pound mustache

ladies here's a new glamor tip just

sprinkle a little cue ball on your

ordinary class coat voila instant mink

cubald was a boon till Subway scribblers

too or no longer did they have to draw

mustaches on pretty girls just a dab of

cue ball did the trick in 3DS too

of course there was some resentment when

a case

sell a truck and spilled all over a city

street but the quick wizard Waldo was

equal to the occasion good people we

will simply change the name of the

street from Baldwin Boulevard to long

hair Lane

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gee well though everybody likes us

no Hoppity not everyone

or here in his palatial homes Cyrus

flugelhorn

the famous millionaire look at that it's

awful Universal to pay down pedaling

down United scalp right down what

happened Mr flue milhorn cue ball that's

what happened you want I should get rid

of them cue ball guys Mr fluegelhorn yes

wind rep and get rid of them permanently

right lost and uh Windrift Air Force

cheaply too

and the Sinister windrips slivered out

into the night well it looks as if our

three friends have picked up an enemy

and a powerful one at that don't miss

next time happily Hooper starring in

dress to kill

R3 is a shroud

foreign

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well Hoppity Hopper's life hasn't been

the same since Professor Waldo invented

cue bald the miracle hair restorer give

me a bottle here I'll take one could

give me four of them I want the large

economy size look at that crowd of

suckers uh customers are as good their

stuff is salad like hot cakes still well

sure whoever ate a growing hair with hot

cakes Little Wonder cue ball was so

successful for it actually did

everything it was supposed to do it hard

only grew hair on heads but everywhere

else people use cue ball to repair shag

rugs they used it to turn t-shirts into

Angora sweaters one famous movie star

even poured gallons of it on the ground

in front of her home yes now I've got

the only blonde lawn in Beverly Hills a

what is your garden I think of that oh

what Gardener I use a hairdresser tell

me Miss lavoom do you want your lawn

parted on the side or with bangs hey

Waldo that's the rest of these bags but

I'm sorry folks that's all for today

we better get back to ring it in Spring

and fill up some more bottles on the

wall though no Hoppity first let me

wallow about it all his scraggs scratch

mulama boy Jesus happy cabbage he means

money property oh well I'm glad you're

so happy Uncle well there's only one

little drawback really what's that we

made it honestly what's wrong with that

it's a new experience for me so when

you've been a snake oil Peddler making

an honest dollar seems like cheating

little did our friends know that they

had made a bitter enemy Cyrus flugelhorn

the notorious millionaire Miser whose

investments in wigs toupees and scalp

wax were now practically worthless

you're my broker credsley watch the

Outlook Mr flugelhorn if it's hair today

you're gone tomorrow trap and double

drat lucky for me I sent windrip to pay

those up starts a little visit not

one-way windrip why he's a thug mean

depraved Works cheap too he'll pulverize

those idiots put a man in your position

can't do a thing like that I know that's

why

and at that very moment the Sinister

windrip was lurking outside Professor

Waldo's Caravan knocking over Eastern

Patsy's ought to be a lead pipe cinch

and I got just a lead pipe to do it

skulking to the door of the trailer

windrip prepared to do his dastardly

deed

somebody's at the door Uncle Waldo 83

84. see what it is Beauregard and my

name is Fillmore uh well both of you Goa

89 90. unfortunately for windrip he

hadn't figured on the hardness of

Fillmore's head

okay nope nobody there will go but I'm

sure I heard a knock

there it is again all right I'll see who

it is

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he's right harpity there's nobody there

and what's more he left his hat let me

see that her ah it's according to the

way I figure it the man who owns his

heart is six feet tall with a broken

nose and a mean disposition you found

out all right from his hair no as a

matter of fact he's standing right

behind you yes all right you guys line

up against a trailer

let's back around

and I'm bound to get one of you the door

run fellas no what's happened Steve wow

hot like this

warranty stand still you little creek

well obviously figured on our heroes

agility in a few seconds his gun was

empty and Hoppity was unscathed I had a

line to say here but it was censored

they cheat I was Keen they don't call me

happening for nothing you know you mean

you're charged for it well it would seem

that our troubles are over Jasper hey

you said it Waldo nothing to worry bumps

on you forgot to set the break you idle

paid you numbskull and you drove it Liz

well accidents will happen yes and it

looks as if one's about to happen to

Hoppity for he's trapped in the back of

a driverless truck careening downhill to

Hairpin corner

it makes you feel warm all over doesn't

it don't fail to see our next episode

how to straighten a hair pit

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thank you

when last we saw Hoppity he was in a bit

of a decline and going downhill fast you

said it trapped in the back of Waldo

Wigglesworth snake oil van he was

approaching hairpin corner at tremendous

speed that's right it looks as if

Hoppity is doomed can't you say anything

Pleasant uh well it's a nice day for it

thanks then suddenly the truck came up

behind another car on the road ahead a

car driven by none other than one-way

windrip the meanie who had started the

whole thing on seeing the truck approach

Windrift swore a mighty oath oh fudge

too late the next thing when drip knew

he was a reluctant truck driver quickly

he applied the brakes the truck slid

sideways to the very edge of the cliff

and stopped just in time

boy that was close mister and oh it's

you you bet it's me Lippy and we got a

little unfinished business to attend to

and windrip started out of the cab to

attack our hero unfortunately he forgot

how close he was to the edge

but now I remember

but you're safe yeah but I wonder why

that fellow was out to get us yeah

probably after our money Hoppity but

that's wrong is it Harper him a boy as

you grow older you will learn that as

soon as you have any money at all

somebody's always going to try to take

it away from you and you know what we

call that stealing no income tax

well next morning a dispirited windrip

was being dressed down by that mean

Miser Cyrus flugelhorn and you call

yourself a thug letting yourself be

outwitted by a frog he got to jump on me

come found it windrip I want to see

results such as three heads on a platter

might be nice I'll get going and again

windrips slithered off this time to

intercept our friends at the source of

cue bald hair restorer ring a ding

spring

oh Rick you don't have to fill the

bottle so full scample levels

that's water and there's plenty of it

but Hoppity that'd mean giving the

suckers an even break well what's wrong

with that no

I suppose but it just goes again

it's a windrip rolled a strange looking

object into Fillmore's view hey Waldo I

found a pineapple is it right I think so

it's ticking chicken Pembroke that's a

live grenade

hey buddy

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hoppity's quick action saved his friends

but ruined the spring for all the water

was blown straight up into the air

property there's a fortune up there

we've got to catch it but Waldo was too

late and the miraculous hair growing

water fell untouched to the ground

oh I wouldn't say that so a short time

later in the fluegelhorn Mansion uh Mr

flugelhorn he stacked you windrip good

Heavens windrip what happened to you I

got the large economy-sized treatment

with Cue balls you must have used up all

the cue balls in the world all except

this bottle Mr flugelhorn

horn began to chase his Harry Potter in

crime down the street suddenly

that's where you're going Young fella

what did you say Dad blamed kids got no

respect for your elders kids and Cyrus

flugelhorn looked at his reflection in a

nearby store window if I get free I do

look like a young sprout

does your mother know

s well that was the beginning of a new

life for Cyrus flugelhorn he became a

bone he won't a big spender a sparkling

wit Jesus

well all is well and as well okay don't

you have one too many wells in there

what the heck well I thought we might go

into business in a small way with just a

p and three Walnut shells now you just

keep your eye on the little thing young

man

well our friends are off on a brand new

story be sure you see the beginning of

it next time in The Adventures of

Hoppity Hooper

thank you

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I don't know

foreign

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opens today on the outskirts of Boggy

bog Wisconsin where as usual our heroes

are in dire Financial Straits I'm so

broke what's for supper Fillmore yeah we

doubt the eating Bean World though do

you mean beans vlogmas no I mean Bean we

got just one left gee what are we gonna

do with one thing we share and share a

light property cut it three ways Spencer

okay Fillmore I'll take the big third

okay

that's the first time I ever had a

dinner disappear through a crack in the

floor well I guess that doesn't Rock a

wall though somebody's gonna have to go

out and find it don't see it happening

that's what I'm eating but you're not

eating and neither is anybody else one

of us has to get a job and go to work oh

what happened to him yeah he always

comes all over queasy when he is that

word happening where am I what word

which

nevertheless the next morning our

friends were lined up inside the foggy

bog employment center all right what do

you do mostly I Hyundai croak you're a

beetle no I'm a Frog I have my own

television program how are the ratings

here's the last ones

hmm you don't need a job you need a

transfusion what about you what was your

last job making sockets for buggy whips

but nobody's used buggy whips for 40

years true I was the first victim of

automation but can't you do anything

else well I'm a qualified derigible

Captain sorry how about you yeah I can't

do nothing I'm just a loyal trustworthy

and not too bright you're also hired see

the man over there

and in five minutes Fillmore had an

honest to Elizabeth's job gee what a

team uniform what do you do Fillmore I

got the statue in the park gee that's an

important job it was it was well that

statue in the park was foggy bogg's only

claim to fame it was a monument to

Colonel Oswald clabber founder of

Wisconsin's cheese industry and it was

the only statue in the world made

entirely from Limburger cheese it was

famous throughout Wisconsin when the

wind is right it makes a pretty strong

impression on Minnesota North Dakota too

folks came from miles to see this cheesy

work of art always standing carefully to

Windward of it go this way folks did the

wind today is from the Northwest how

come you carry an oxygen mask Fillmore

there's some time to win shifts

suddenlike well I shall think a 50-foot

statue made of Limburger cheese had

enough protection without a guard okay

that's really well though my main job is

to catch the little birds that fly over

it by mistake

well since Fillmore has a responsible

position with the government I can

return to my research research yes into

the laws of probability

guess the number of pinto beans in this

mason jar and we're my prize what's

a passenger full of pinto beans

during the fall going Airy persiflowers

Fillmore had been statue watching

unaware that a couple of sinister types

were observing his every move hey

there's a guard on duty that worries you

that worries me look at him Closter

yeah right there's nothing to worry

about

I say my good man

oh I say my bear man do you have the

time I got all the rich I mean what time

is it I don't have a what I know but how

about running down and checking the

clock on the city hall hey good idea

thanks a mill say this to the public is

our second model what's your first model

if the wind shift holds your breath

well he's well he's on let's get to Mike

and donning some efficient gas masks the

two mysterious strangers hold out some

heavy equipment and began lifting the

statue of Oswald clever

well what's all this about we'll find

out in our next episode out on a limb

burger or Cheez-It the cops

well as you remember in our last episode

Fillmore the bear actually got a job and

went to work

Waldo date only part-time work I don't

know what it is about that word Fillmore

Fillmore's job was to guard the 100-foot

statue of Colonel Oswald clever in the

foggy bog public park it was a job not

without its dangers for that was the

only statue in the world made of

Limburger cheese yeah it's perfectly

safe but that I inhale but wouldn't you

know it on Fillmore's first date work

somebody asked him a favor would you

mind running down to the city hall and

seeing what time it is still why don't

you look at your watch the lights bad

here yeah that's figures

and what a terrible way to die okay

let's see there's a big hand is on Full

and the little hand is on

Fillmore to the park but hoppity's

advice was a little late or when they

returned to the park

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yeah I got better things to do than

standing around looking at nothing I'm a

statue God yeah I'm not nothing is a

statue you are supposed to be Garden Oh

somebody swiped our statue of those whoa

clamber yeah who could have did it I

don't know but I know who's gonna get

blamed for it oh they wouldn't blame me

for that oh yes they would oh no they

wouldn't oh yes we won

just give me a chance to put on my

thinking cap they looked just like his

regular fedora

Mr Mayor will you agree not to prosecute

film or if he makes restitution they'll

make it I can't even pronounce it he

means you'll get the statue back I will

there's what is more for a small reward

I will personally guarantee to apprehend

the miscreants yes and we'll catch the

guys that done it too very well

Wigglesworth we will give you one week

if the statue isn't back and the thieves

aren't in jail you will be never fear

let's take it on the heel and tell Dad

how are we going to catch them Crooks

who's gonna catch any trucks are just

stalling for time we're gonna take a

little vacation get it

Uncle Waldo don't stop looking at me

with those honest trusting blue eyes

all right all right we'll catch them

we'll catch them

that was wonderful the way you've done

that

now obviously now this is the work of a

gang yeah one man couldn't lift two tons

of them burger cheese yeah he got to be

stronger than the cheese I wonder if the

same gang has stolen anything else funny

Hoppity should say that for at that

moment in Paris France and from here my

demon is here we are the Magnificent

view of that famous Parisian Landmark

the Eiffel Tower voila what Loyola does

nothing

we've been robbed and in London England

look at this carradas what is it prime

minister here's a picture I had taken

outside of parliament last year here's

one I had taken the other day notice

anything different hmm you've put on a

bit of weight prime minister

the clock tower is missing Big Ben has

been stolen Big Ben an English landmark

that's terrible awful National Calamity

yes

put on weight do you think well again

all of these robberies of famous

monuments and landmarks be part of the

same great plot if not why would we

bother to mention them hmm and what will

our friends do about it yeah what

nothing right now how come Uncle Waldo

the episode is over oh be sure to see

our next one a corner in steel or the

big rubber band

well our friends have got themselves

involved in a worldwide treasure hunt

not only did somebody steal the statue

of Oswalt Clapper that was made out of

Limburger cheese from Foggy bog's public

park but other Scoundrels had made up

with a host of other national monuments

including the Eiffel Tower in Paris and

Big Ben in London

whatever shall we do without Big Ben to

chime the hours we shall muddle through

Carothers bong bong bong bong bong bong

bong bong I say that it's four o'clock

oh good show sir but that wasn't all for

back in the United States now there's

something you don't see every day

Chancey what's that Edgar the Washington

Monument lots of people see the

Washington Monument every day Edgar in

Pittsburgh

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probably we're going to need help to

find our statue I suggest we call

Washington George Steiner or Booker T DC

but our friends weren't the only ones

with that idea they're leaning the Tower

of peace is gone maybe it's an inside

job

attendee some low camel has stolen the

strength of Egypt we must find Big Ben

our Eiffel Tower our statue made of

Limburger cheese ours being sort of ours

flashed in this drastic emergency the

armed morsels have been called out to

guard all the remaining national

landmarks the Brandenburg gate the

pyramids the Acropolis the Brooklyn

brick uh-oh if somebody already steal

the Brooklyn Bridge of course nah it was

so unsolid I did Boris badenov you're on

the wrong program if there's a chance to

make a distance

who cares

alcoholic with all those things stolen

how are we gonna treat the itty bitty

thing like a 100 foot statue of

Limburger cheese we'll just have to keep

our eyes and ears open yeah how about I

know this hey that's it oh

and our friends were soon following a

team of specially trained Wisconsin

cheese hounds through the trackless

wastes of Kenosha clear to the far

Uncharted reaches of Kalamazoo

I think we're getting close up a while

though

yes the Keynotes towns had toppled over

just in front of a gate in a high wall

if you don't mind the situation may

require some finesse

the poor wall though that he's got lots

to finesse with a glass jaw we gotta

find out what's on the other side of

that wall now we will Hoppity don't push

that

battery off with

it assist me

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well I guess it's up to me

miss me

oh you got me

but half of these hot foot was a boon in

Disguise well the more he hopped up and

down the higher he got till finally hey

I can see over the wall hey what's there

herpity

wow

everything apathy was right for there

gathered together in one place where all

of the stolen national monuments

including the Limburger statue of

Colonel clever

but while Hoppity was looking at all of

that somebody was looking at all him

who is this strange old man and what is

that Sinister looking Gadget he's aiming

at our hero

and if you aren't worried about these

problems don't you think the statue of

Oswald Clover has been standing in the

heat a little long

watch for our next episode A Place in

the Sun or that's clever all over

Laura's bad enough appeared on this

program courtesy of rat fig Productions

the found hooray they're found all

heroes bless them finally found all the

missing national monuments even the

limberger statue of Colonel Oswald

clever hidden on a vast estate in the

untract Wilds of Kalamazoo they were

spotted by Kenai Hoppity Hooper

unfortunately he was not only the

spotter but the spotty

vacuum cleaner

bushes garden furniture and eventually

Hooper himself

did you see that I wished I hadn't uh

something just reached out and got our

little pal we've got to get through that

wall come on

CE wall under the breeze their friends

once more or closed the water

I know you're in there somewhere what

happened I just used my super duper

scooper on you hey are you the one who's

behind stealing Hall a national

monuments all over the world

that's right Sunny Cyrus flubelhorn At

Your Service not Cyrus

oh you guessed but you're rich how come

you stole all those things cause nobody

would sell them to me and I wanted to

see them well cry eye why didn't you

just go see him cause I can't travel I

get seasick why not fly I get plain sick

train I get sick on roller skates I even

get sick talking about traveling stand

back there lay on McDonald's Fillmore

there you are over there all right get

out of here you creep Fillmore pick up

that fellow and hit that other fella

with him okay Waldo now you stand away

prohibited or I shall show you what

stuff we Wiggles wolves are made of

well what are you made of a bride you're

grown and a tank of air listen fellas Mr

flockelhorn here has a problem yeah he's

got a problem if we don't get our

Limburger statue back to foggy bug then

we'll spend the next four episodes in

the house go oh well go ahead and take

it I've seen it already anyway besides I

need the room how come see they're

moving in the George Washington Bridge

you already have the Brooklyn Bridge yes

and I didn't want to break up a set well

to make a long story interminable Our

Heroes crated up their limberger statue

of Colonel clatter and returned it to

foggy ball

statue was unveated yeah look at that

it's Mr flugelhorn he's out like a light

the hamburger must have been too much

for him get him into the fresh air where

where am I okay you'll be foggy bug

Wisconsin you mean I I traveled all the

way here yep sniff on that cheese

knocked out and hear you

sound yes you won't have to swipe

anymore tourist attractions yeah you

could go feed him instead just in time

too I have some fellas out west stealing

Mount Whitney okay boys put it back

thank you

from that time on Cyrus fluegelhorn

became a world traveler one sniff of

Boggy boggling burger and he was ready

to be crated anywhere on to the Riviera

you know

Colonel Clapper was finally back in

place and it was all due to your hero

and mine Hoppity Hooper who said

his words

hey Uncle Waldo the floor is all covered

with sand yes Hoppity somebody broke my

hourglass semi guess it's the end of the

episode yeah how come

our time has run out

for more sorry Japes of the same vintage

be with us next time for more Adventures

of half a tea

Hooper

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thank you

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Waldo and Fillmore have been doing quite

well selling Wigglesworth Indian guide

Elixir guaranteed to grow hair on a

billiard ball that's him Clyde Professor

Waldo Wigglesworth he's the one who

ruled my business how's that boss he

grew hair on my billiard balls that's

how and now I have to take them to the

barber shop every day for a haircut

did you ever try to put a eight ball in

the side pocket that's been using greasy

kid stuff on its hair clam you know I

don't play pool come on man let's get

him I'll teach him to grow hair on

billiard balls uh oh fiddle mall like a

big Breeze we must gather our forces and

prepare to blow

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did you ever try to put all of the side

pockets using a ball with greasy kid

stuff on his hair

damn that was close but just then

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tomorrow I think we are finally safe

thanks to my wheelsworth Indian guide

Elixir yeah yeah g Professor the boy

that was a close one

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foreign

things to do film or you and that

brainless bugle are a couple of Looby

Naughty Dogs

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Out Just a minute Perfection and a brain

rattle brain feather brain getting brain

nuts okay now you've gone too far diving

all them other things but I ain't no nut

you are a nut Fillmore you're a filbert

Fillmore not you are a nut in Spade does

that touch it won't go to me and my

doogle are going and the good luck to

you and your hair brain skins

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would have been all right except for one

thing what's that Waldo I can't stand

them

meanwhile Gilmore decided to take an

eastbound Freight out of town but due to

a slight miscalculation in train

schedules he was on his way to the next

town on foot

Holly smokes it's defies little knowing

behind the next sign board were two

notorious gangsters named kostra and

Nostra now what is that Nostra

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and that ain't no bugle

that's a bugle all right sorry

he's just a guy we're looking for for an

escaper hey big hairy fella how'd you

like to join up with us yeah what do we

have to do all you gotta do is just blow

your bugle okay just blow my bugles

do I get a coffee break what Fillmore

didn't know was that the notorious

costra Nostra brothers were planning to

Spirit Away the son of multi-millionaire

falbus flytrap the insecticide King

whose motto are little dab will kill you

was known the world over

how they are planning to use Fillmore I

don't quite know I don't quite know

either well watch the next episode then

stupid okay okay uh yes ladies and

gentlemen do tune in to the next episode

the icebox keeper or Fillmore blows it

cool

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

thank you

in our last episode Waldo and Fillmore

had split up Waldo going his way and

Fillmore going his way but it so

happened that as Fillmore was leaving

town he ran into a pair of notorious

Crooks named kostra and nostrao nice us

say big hairy fella how would you like

to join up with us yeah what do we have

to do all you gotta do is blow your

bugle get rest music lovers what

Fillmore didn't know was that the costra

Nostra brothers were planning on

stealing the son of millionaire falbus

flytrap and holding him for ransom ah

pardon me if I seeming stupid but just

how are we gonna use a bugle blowing

bear in his Caper look everyday fly trap

takes the kid in his baby bugging into

the park right except when it rains ride

while a bugle blown bear is quite a

novelty I mean how many times you've

been in a park and seen a bugle blown

beer I mean it's downright uncommon but

he plays so downright bad don't matter

nobody's expecting Chopin out of a

stupid bear but I still don't see when

he starts blowing his stupid bugle all

the people in a stupid Park are gonna

flock around him father's flytrap Junior

will be left unguarded then we sneak him

and we NAB him meanwhile Waldo had a

change of heart and realized that he had

been harsh to Fillmore both he and

Hoppity set out to find him what made me

say the things I did happen how could I

do it it was probably anger at the spur

of the moment Howard was angered as

bugle you know what I called him I

called him a noodle

well that was rather strong we must find

him operating so that I can bear his

forgiveness it wasn't going to be as

easy as Waldo thought to track down

Fillmore because he hasn't reckoned on

such obstacles as Susan's swivel hips oh

my goodness oh my goodness what's the

matter Waldo gotta go back that's what's

going on but I thought you wanted to

find some more and apologize of course I

want to find Phil Martin apologize but

don't you see Stills and if she catches

me I'm a goner I'll be married so fast

it'll make your head spin well whoa

think of something use your brain

foreign

[Applause]

[Music]

keep him bundled up honey he's got

enough bad news going for him about

getting pneumonia oh yes now if you'll

excuse that campfire

rub his chest with camphorated oil I

just happened to have some here

oh

now big hairy fella you see by this map

here you want to stand at this here

rights now when I get sick and all you

start to blow your bugle did I stand to

dissect and blow my bugle and you blow

that there bugle like you never blown it

before so I stand on direct and I blow

that damn bugle like I've never bloated

are you sure this is gonna work imagine

my character permit you to rub this

child with temporary denial but it'll do

him a world again

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all right now everybody synchronized

their watches okay but I ain't got no

watch don't you worry about a watch just

blow your bugle do all right

[Music]

not now I'll tell you when all right man

let's go

baby and at that very moment in the

court with a diabolical plan of the

coaster Nostra Brothers Farmers fly trap

left for the park was powerless fly trap

Junior

my boy will the costra Nostra Brothers

get away with their scheme will Waldo

and Susan save Hoppity before the light

changes see our next episode a lock in

the park or will the real powerless Fly

Trap please stand up

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

in our last episode The Notorious

coaster mostra Brothers had decided to

use Fillmore in their diabolical plot to

steal the faubus flytrap baby

all right everybody synchronized their

watches I ain't got no watch don't worry

about the watch just blow your bugles

all right

not now I'll tell you when all right man

let's go

and at that very moment as he did every

day falba's flytrap left for the park

with farber's flytrap Jr meanwhile Waldo

and Hoppity in order to escape from

Susan's swivel hips had disguised

themselves however the baby got away

from them and

[Music]

my goodness what in the world is that by

George it's a bugle playing bear

okay Now's the Time let's go now on a

camper like this Split Second timing is

everything

I hate Village electric gonna stay and

listen to my Encore look Fillmore it's

split time why don't you get lost and

now just a minute are you guys trying to

get rid of me yeah sweetie all we want

you to do is blow door right if we're a

minute there I thought you were trying

to get rid of me

when you get rid of that creep The Creep

said creep

what I said was bleep I like the way you

make that bleep with your bugle yeah

well what's that in the blanket well as

a matter of fact nothing yeah cause

strong always carries that blanket ever

since childhood you see it's very

insecure yeah it's a substitute for when

I used to suck my thumb see okay there's

something moving around in that blanket

he fell more see

you almost blew a whole kidnap and deal

with your stupid dance

[Music]

to no good and here all the time I

thought you liked my bugle playing all

right everybody back up against that

fence hurry up Put Your Hands Up not you

stupid you're one of us well that's

right I'm one of them a Ross uh get

those hands up oh shut up and see a

farmer's flytrap Junior's all right he's

all right but man he sure is ugly this

is about the ugliest baby I've ever seen

look we didn't kidnap until and a beauty

contest bring them over here

oh coaster you want to know why the

farmer's flytrap baby is so ugly you

want to know that huh yeah I'd like to

know that nostrum because what you

swiped is not the farbest fly trap baby

what you swiped as a big frog impossible

what would a frog be doing in a baby

carriage how to whine all I know is

super pretty

oh that figures these two know each

other why not a bugle blown bear and a

Frog dressed up like a baby get over

against that fence frog and not another

Croak on you meanwhile Waldo and Susan

finally arrived at the park oh thank

goodness is safe after a Halloween

experience like that it's a wonder his

okay

I can't

well his hair may not have turned gray

but he certainly does look different he

looks different because this baby is not

property Hoover what happened to your

voice dear okay now let me explain

seriously Waldo

what are we gonna do with him boss get

rid of them

because I got a feeling this Frog as a

big mouth oh my goodness oh my goodness

look at that Susan Hoppity and Fillmore

in real trouble well don't just stand

there go and save him I cannot go and

save them Susan why not Waldo because

you are standing on my skirt will Susan

and Waldo arrive in time tune in to our

next episode off of the Hooper's blooper

or coaster Nostra does the Bossa Nova

thank you

[Music]

foreign

as you will remember in our last episode

Waldo and Hoppity disguised themselves

to elude Susan swivelits and due to a

mix-up in the park the costra Nostra

Brothers kidnapped Hoppity instead of

falbus flytrap Jr

gone straight you want to know why the

falbus flytrap baby is so ugly you want

to know that huh yeah I'd like to know

that nostrom because what you kidnapped

is not the farthest fly trap baby what

you kidnapped is a big frog

of course at a time like this you'd

expect Fillmore to come to the rescue

unfortunately he was already being held

at Bay they also held up against this

fence oh what are they gonna do with a

boss get rid of

all we're gonna do cause I got a feeling

this frog has a big mouth what Nostra

did not know was that at that moment

Waldo had a sudden thought Susan we must

save operative

how are we going to get rid of them no

straw we'll make it look like an

accident

well

oh

that was pretty slick Nostra we sure got

rid of them now let's get out of here

now I want to wait for the Zonk the Zonk

yeah the sunk when they hit the bottom

did you hear that Fillmore they're

waiting for us to go Zonk make a Zonk

for the people Fillmore yeah all right

uppity

[Music]

dead now we can leave that was a Zonk

well it'll have to do let's go all right

get those fans up uh oh it's defies hey

what do you take us for amateurs that's

nothing but a cane just a cane well

watch this

did you do that

all right get those hands up

there isn't even a trigger will you stop

playing with that stupid cane we are

trying to find hot pudding at Fillmore

that's odd I've had this game for 20

years I've never done that before no oh

quite right for idea but what have you

two done with Hoppity and friends were

never heard of them have you heard of

him costume

do you have to blow that confounded

bugle Filmer to see that I'm in the

midst of interrogating his Cutthroats

now where was I

I'm not going to tell you a gamefield

want to stop playing that stupid bill

Waldo Fillmore isn't here we are trying

to find Fillmore you mean I'm imagining

I'm hearing Fillmore play The Bureau no

it seems to be coming from over there oh

there you are Wilbur Falls yeah I'm

gonna grab my cave

now we're in a fine mess never fear

Susan swivel hip Throne let us down

there now let's Beat It Castro Castro

Castro

wow though this is terrible I told you

soon said he's our only hope ah Susan is

our only hope and you tied it to a tree

right Nostra what are we gonna do now at

a time like this a moment of great

stress it's time to use a little brain

power

foreign

[Music]

shoulders jump to the top of the cliff

releasing Susan both of them pulled the

others up and out of danger

two brothers

baby he's playing our song

[Music]

there are some things that are more than

a grown man can stand

don't fail to tune in next time for the

Further Adventures of Hoppity Hooper

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

foreign

let's look at our cast of characters

shall we first use hafity Hooper our

hero hero worshipers next in line is

Fillmore the strongest bear in captivity

to captivity Wisconsin that is

and last but not least is Waldo

Wigglesworth he too is famous true true

Waldo's well-known features looked down

from the walls of post offices and

police stations all over the country

that's him officer that's the one I'd

know that Foxy look anywhere after him

well Lance here we go again

weapon

[Applause]

[Music]

now it's an inflatable Waldo an

inflatable Waldo yeah a balloon shaped

just like waldoes will you stop

repeating the dialogue and pull the

lever go okay

toss it out

there he is standing by the side of the

road

careful guys he's tricky he looks dizzy

Captain he did it that for a strong

Breeze began to blow the Waldo balloon

along the road he's making a run for it

stop stop or I'll shoot

[Music]

I only tried to Wing him he got him on

the rise G I always heard Wigglesworth

was full of hot air but this is

ridiculous meanwhile our friends safe at

last had stopped to let their truck cool

off see Uncle Waldo why was that man so

mad at you just because I sold him a

thousand gallons of pure sparkling well

water what's wrong with that okay we're

supposed to be a oil well oh just a

slight misunderstanding Harper dip oh

how long must I be persecuted by the

millions of the law

you can't let them join them what was

that I said if you can't like them join

them so what does that mean I don't know

Fillmore it's just what the foul says

but of course Anthony that's the way to

keep on the right side of the law we'll

become detectives ourselves

exactly we'll be privatized I can't be a

private I will though how come guy got

two stripes I gotta be a Corporal I but

Waldo insisted and in just a few days

time their medicine show truck had been

turned into a traveling detective agency

uh the I spy detective agency Walter

wiggleswade Chief Snoop and here comes

our first client get ready Alfredo

welcome sir what can we do for you I

just lost my bowling ball can you find

it lost articles kindly step into our

Swami's parlor Swami yeah that's me

the Swami is in a trance I could tell

Swami do you see this gentleman's last

bowling ball yes yes that I Thief before

me now you know where is it right here

oh my Deborah that's remarkable yeah

this is for finding it so quickly oh

thank you and this is about taking it in

the first place

founded Beaufort I told you to pick up a

crystal ball the crystal balls are

harder to pick up walls though you mean

they're scarce no I mean you don't have

them little holes in them for your

fingers Hey look

but this customer's request wasn't going

to be as easy to fill as the first is

this the ice pie detective agent sir

that's your service sir I spy we never

sleep till we made doze off from time to

time but my name is badly bent with a

hyphen gee that's too bad and I want you

to find the lost Duchess of Dash it all

the Lost

Duchess seems a bit careless somehow but

at that moment the Sinister figure

outside love the large round object at

the window an object with a fuse

attached to it

a crystal ball or a bowling ball either

don't miss our next episode the lowdown

on the blow up or Hallelujah I'm a bum

thank you

[Music]

come on

well at property suggestion Waldo has

joined the forces of Law and Order by

organizing the I spy detective agency

and already they've got a big case

I want you chaps to find the lost

statues of Dash it Hall duchesses are

our specialty they are but at that

moment a mysterious figure tossed a

large bomb with a sputtering fuse right

at the window of the truck

no let's get out of here now now we

mustn't Panic let's remain calm now the

thing to do with bombs is to put them

into a bucket of water right right you

are old beans wait this one get a bucket

okay Waldo yeah let's see now where did

I put that bucket

thank you

is it in here there's no that's the

ironing board

we gotta put off the fuels put

your bucket it really isn't correct old

boy he's the bucket now fill it with

water and Walter you know we don't have

running water in the truck there's a

little stream just down the hill go

right you see Hoppity you've got a big

big become a bossy thing but that fuse

is getting Mighty short so here you are

Waldo wait a minute that fucker's empty

I wonder why I think this is why no

bottom oh my goodness now what isn't

that infuriating things like this never

happened to James Bond oh I've got an

idea okay yes yes why don't we just do

this

today that's a good idea let's do that

he's already done it Edward oh yeah now

why would anybody want to toss a bomb

into here well certainly help the plot

and besides that don't let who did it

well gentlemen you certainly have a

choice these criminals are all after the

missing Duchess they were just trying to

frighten you off the case okay they did

a pretty good job too come on Fillmore

be a man actually you know I'm more of a

bear all right now tell us about the

duchess how tall is she she's 12 feet

tall 12 feet tall gee that's twice as

tall as Fillmore and I'm big for my age

well that reminds me how old is she

120. well I say this she'll certainly

stand out in a crowd but while Waldo was

taking notes a short distance away a

mean-looking band of Cutthroats and

thugs were listening to the leader of

their gang lime juice Louie well it

seems that froggy type and his friends

are out to find the most touches all

those in favor of chastising him say I I

a post no

why do you vote no magazine or I can't I

don't know what uh chastise thing means

well Chastity means and this and this

now do you know what chastising means I

I I think I I guess a general idea

now let's see if I've got the picture

The Duchess is 12 feet tall 120 years

old and was last seen wearing a hoop

skirt and a powdered Wing what was she

just

she's on loan from Great Britain what is

simple happening we

started oh so our boy set out to find

the lost Duchess of dash of Halls first

they searched all the beauty parlors

they checked all the ladies Turkish

baths

they even kept track of all the bargains

no you know

ladies I was wearing it when I came in

well Mr badly bent we pride anyway gee

we should have been able to spot a 120

year old lady who's 12 feet tall okay

with a hoop skirt and a pouted wig and

don't forget the big gold frame what

gold frame a frame around the picture

wait a minute you mean the Lost Duchess

of Dash it Hall is a picture oh she

certainly is and there she goes now

Spirited Away by lime juice blue in this

game perhaps he's right we'll find out

next time in portrait of a thief or lime

juice Louie gets framed

[Music]

thank you

well in our last episode we finally met

the Lost Duchess of dash at Hall she was

indeed 12 feet tall 120 years old and

surrounded by a solid gold phrase for

the Lost Duchess was really an enormous

full-length oil painting worth a fortune

and right now she's in possession of

lime juice Lily Andy's bandico

Cutthroats diet sauce

that was lan juice Louie and his band of

cutthroat I heard the man but perhaps

the audience didn't well let's get after

him they charge

[Music]

hi Louie what's the idea driving right

by those guys now they're chasing us

correct they're chasing us right into a

trap uh what kind of trap boss observe

closely

go Frip flap a detour well we can't stop

now drive on Santa's love so my name is

yeah we'll see you later fellas oh I'm a

Fright Night Mugsy how come take a deco

at that oh of course our friends have

been decoyed into driving onto a set of

railroad tracks now let's say this

detour to take us by way of Mark chunk

and Kennebunkport okay chew a smooth

Road for a detour wall though

no

and Fillmore pushed the gas pedal to the

floorboard slowly the truck pulled ahead

of the speeding tray

there's something you don't see every

day Chancey what's that Edgar a truck on

a railroad track being chased by a train

oh I don't know Edgar happens all the

time on the Bullwinkle show

true

but just then

oh what is it film off I don't know

professor

and the Train's gaining on us well

there's only one thing to do I want to

jump for it and leave us for a face what

kind of a hero are you a smarter one you

see that switch up ahead there okay yeah

I'm gonna jump for it what have you

missed you'll just have to change the

name of this program to the Waldo

Wigglesworth show Dad good luck Hoppity

the Waldo Wiggles was show Hoppity

climbed out onto the running board but

crouched judged the distance and at

precisely the right instance

the train was switched onto another

track and roared out of sight while

Waldo's truck coasted safely to a stop

everybody okay happy Milad you've saved

Our Lives you're a hero give him a

Fanfare Beauregard

ah Shucks that was nothing there's only

one thing that puzzles me though so

what's that I wonder where that train is

going to wind up

anywhere right in the middle of another

program entirely

oh well as well I guess what do you mean

n you haven't found

this yet gee I almost forgot and here's

your chance gentlemen for here she comes

now yes far down the road lime juice

Louie's car was hurtling toward them

how pretty are you thinking what I think

you're thinking I think so no happy it's

too dangerous I forbid it I put my foot

down

what's that for okay you put your foot

down in the wrong place well what

dangerous scheme does our hero have in

mind we'll find out next time in what's

cooking or half of these plots and plan

thank you

[Music]

our boys are hot on the trail of the

Lost Duchess of dassett Hall of valuable

paintings stolen by lime juice Louie and

his gay now Louie's Car is approaching

an overpass on which our friends are

waiting no I won't let you do it

happening do I do what Waldo when that

car goes under the bridge I'm gonna

swing down and grab the painting but

that's dangerous so we'll save the

painting it's full honey because we're

out with those Crooks is out of the

question we'll get a reward let's go

so when Louie's Car went under the

bridge

hi what happened we've been on froggle

guess what you did it huffiter okay

fellas pull me up

oh the paint is too heavy we can't lift

your balls up okay drop it Hoppity no

sir now we've got it we're not called

let go of it maybe Mr badly Ben could

help us at first yo I'll go ask him oh

Mr badly bad I'll go

[Music]

Hillman

never mind meanwhile the gang had turned

their car around and were heading toward

our hero hi they ain't here true the

only person near the bridge was a sign

painter who was lettering a billboard

they must have snucked off on a side

road Louis well or with a Chase yachts

and all that rot This Is War company

like a charm quick into the truck

in a short time later our friends and to

dash it all ancestral home of the Earl

of cloves there you are sir the last

Duchess returns I see chaps that

Splendid now let me just get rid of that

Dreadful painting

you didn't want the picture of course

not little green one I wanted the frame

it's solid gold you know oh boy what

about the reward billions of goals tell

you what you can have the picture

thanks for nothing to eat exactly a

heavy Tipper is he well anyway we've got

this king bed picture boy chaps on from

the Manchester Guardian like to take

your picture for the Morning Edition why

certainly young man the name is

Wigglesworth w-i-g doesn't he sounds

weird to you okay yeah I think it's

really Alfred Hitchcock no but I've

heard that voice somewhere now I'd like

you to pose with your hands up in the

air please our hands in the air why this

is why

it's lime juice Louie yo what do you say

happy shall we jump him no I think we

ought to put our hands in the air yeah

he can't get all of us on top of his

right Fillmore put your hands up

well that takes care of lime juice Louie

okay it also takes care of the Lost

Duchess so what are we gonna do with a

painting with a big hole in it leave it

down for Waldo I guess look

yes Waldo was getting an idea and so now

if you happen to be in foggy bog

Wisconsin any Saturday afternoon drop by

the fairgrounds and you'll hear

foreign

folks three sponges for a dime dunk The

Duchess and half fries that's right this

way oh oh this is most humiliating

property you mean getting hit with

sponges Louie no working at an honest

job it just ain't my nature

and as the sun sinks slowly behind our

soggy scenery we take leave of our

friends once more with saddened hearts

and tear-filled eyes we wait a minute

we're coming back again with another

story sure we'll be back before you can

say toy boat three times real fast the

toy boat toy boat

well watch for the Further Adventures of

Hoppity Hooper uh toy boat toys

[Music]

foreign

no no no no no no no

[Music]

I don't know

[Music]

in the middle of Wisconsin You'll Always

Find calm and the greatest con man of

them all is Professor Waldo Wigglesworth

Beauregard where are you

now please Professor the name is

Fillmore of course it is a well apple

red how does our bank balance stand I

don't stand Professor it lies down flat

like that um well it would seem time to

begin another Wigglesworth Enterprise so

what's it gonna be this time quiet

Alfredo I think I hear it coming

that ain't an idea Waldo that's Hoppity

Hooper

[Music]

oh no no I don't interrupt you

've eaten an idea

what kind of pool a foot basket or base

baseball of course we use you will make

a lot of the baseball diamond

site okay stand back Hoppity he's at it

again

this time Uncle Waldo the Bacon's locked

spell diamond no my boy real diamonds

lying about on the ground yours for the

picking come out

hand me my pallets

oh no that's my soft palate give me my

hard Palace and within minutes Waldo had

painted a sign on the side of the truck

big diamond hunt the Cub one Cobble one

dollar admission keep all the diamonds

you find free of charge but nobody's

ever found a diamond here say not so

look this here is my very own Diamond

Stick pin those big things are diamonds

no they're glass the little one in the

middle is the diamond now I cover my

eyes I throw the stick pin over my

shoulder oh Mystic pin last shall I ever

find it there isn't that terrible see

I'm sorry walbo don't be sorry help me

look for it

okay no use wall though the grass is too

long well maybe I can help with that how

hot it is like this and quickly hopping

up and down on the grass with his big

froggy feet Hoppity pounded it flat as a

pancake and bears your diamonds yeah you

find it happening

same Master is there really diamonds on

this vacant lot well I just saw one just

a little while ago did anybody ever

really find a diamond here tell the

gentleman did you ever find a diamond

here well sure just about a minute ago

this is my dollar admission

that'll be another 50 Cent for what wear

and tear on the shovel all right where's

my dollar for admission

in less time than it takes to tell the

lot was full of Waldo's customers all

trying to find a diamond needless to say

they didn't have much luck

they think there's really diamonds there

are you sure there aren't properties

well no but I don't think neither do

they you couldn't get them to stop now

hey mister there's really no diamonds

here trying to get this spot for

yourself huh kid Beat It

so when night fell the vacant lot was

riddled with holes dug by the hopeful

Diamond Hunters see anytime you try to

get something for nothing you'll find

someone

something I wish I'd said that now how

do we sell these holes a do-it-yourself

oil wells maybe to help out individual

sized swimming pools not bad badly but

as Waldo spoke a strange set of metal

arms emerged from the hole he was

standing by

too late the weird metal claws seized

Waldo and he disappeared from sight

quick as a flash hoppity hop to the edge

of the hole

there's the he can't give you his hand

harpity

well why not I wonder we'll find out

next time in Sandy Claws strikes again

or how's that grab you

thank you

[Music]

thank you

last time you may recall Waldo

Wigglesworth had turned a vacant lot

into a do-it-yourself diamond mine and

when the day was over wound up as proud

possessor of 200 holes in the ground

maybe I could start a giant sized

miniature golf course but at that moment

a pair of wicked-looking claws came out

of one of the holes and whisked wall

Delight

Ed

he can't give you his hands off but he

he's not there it was true the hole was

empty but he just can't disappear like

that Fillmore dude it's not like him to

leave without saying goodbye we better

notify the place okay what's for he

didn't do nothing they'll help us find

him oh yeah and Fillmore and Hoppity

started back across the lot but as they

drew near the thrust oh come on Fillmore

I don't think I better how come on the

collar something has got me by the ankle

and I think I oh well now we'll never

know what Fillmore thought for when

Hoppity hopped to the hole it's empty

gee this is awful what am I gonna do

that question was easily answered for in

the next second

well boys and girls here we are left

with a vacant lot full of holes and no

more story unless of course but no that

couldn't happen could it I mean a pair

of claws just couldn't take us and did

where are we Uncle Waldo we're

underground that's for sure how'd we get

here okay those things pull this under

yes there they were the strange looking

metal claws and holding on to the other

end of them was an even stranger looking

creature for a dead free who are you

where are you just an ordinary mole

people

come this way Earth folks

hey he ran right into the water

he's got his eyes shot then as our

friends watched in amazement the odd

looking creature dug right into the side

of the tunnel wall and disappeared in a

few seconds follow me follow him they

did as the mole man dug a tunnel ahead

of him uh don't you mold people have

regular tunnels you can use sure but

this is a freeway

this one I'm taking a shortcut in the

next Moment The Mole Man broke through

into a large underground chamber full of

mole folk all moving about Disney

but they all keep bumping onto each

other Small Wonder they've all got their

eyes closed and that's why they got them

spring-shaped Tails yes it gives them a

little something to fall back on

make wayberry's Majesty King Bobby the

Third

reading search people well we're here oh

so you are we go Majesty would you mind

telling me why you put the snatcher on

me and my friends well it was all that

digging you were doing up there what

about it we got tired of ducking shovels

well we didn't know there was anybody

living down here yes and quite a spread

to it wait it's coming it's coming

no what is it Waldo glorioski this is an

idea this whole layout here what a

tourist attraction it would make yeah I

can see it all but a truly different

vacation go underground is it the molebo

Riviera spend delightful weeks close to

the soil see how the other half lives

get away from it all no telephones no

traffic problems no jet planes just rest

for roads you'll be people would really

like to spend time Underground to go on

out everybody does who relate to Hoppity

you put on purpose oh I'm afraid you

don't understand we like our privacy so

you see I can't let you go upstairs

anymore what because you'll tell

everybody that we are here wouldn't you

I wouldn't I would let's face it fellas

I'm a Big Blob of mouth so you'll just

have to stay right here

our friends are really in a hole did you

have to say that but we'll see if they

can make it to the top next time

it's six feet under or the mole Folks at

home

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foreign

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well Waldo wigglesworth's attempt to

start a do-it-yourself diamond mine came

to brief when all the digging Disturbed

a strange race of underground dwellers

called the mole people their response

was immediate

now our friends are held captive far

beneath the Earth by King globby the

beads growing mushrooms down here he's

out of his pointed head yeah what are

you gonna do Waldo I'm going right to

the top that's why but King Bobby is a

top Uncle Waldo not that kind of top

property I'm going to the top of this

room and dig my way up to the surface

give me a hand Apple stain yeah the name

is Fillmore Waldo this is now time to

quibble bend over Waldo climb it up onto

Fillmore's broad shoulders and with his

Cane began to dig furiously at the

ceiling but suddenly look the feelings

coming down

hey what happened I can't I say you dug

your way into somebody's bathroom I

should have known this place probably

has hundreds of levels to it

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but to calm yourself Madam this is as

much a shout to me as it is to you

nothing nothing your majesty this lady

just dropped in on us unexpectedly

that's all

you weren't trying to escape were you

off Escape we love it here it's cozy I'm

glad he keeps his eyes closer he'd know

what's going on unfortunately at that

moment King Clubby bumped into the

bathtub excuse me yeah but what this

snipped a bathtub we play hard but we

play clean besides we thought we'd

redecorate a little the bathtubs are

just the right size for growing

mushrooms you know this tub is from

g-level this is H level you tried to get

out through the ceiling didn't you you

can't blame a fellow for trying to rise

in the world can you yeah besides we

couldn't blank the stairs guys guys

excuse me take the Earth people to the

lowest level and keep them there she

Uncle wallowed them will never get out

we've got to make a run for it they all

got their eyes closed remember but we

can hear extremely well after them oh

there's only one thing to do now what's

that this

company began hopping rapidly from place

to place

but with her eyes closed tight and

confused by the sound of hopping and

popping the guards bumped hopelessly

into each other

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now let's get out of here

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they charge the flash our friends were

out of the room and running down an

underground passage pursued by King

globby and the guards after them

thank you

now which way do we got a considerable

Choice still sway to the underground

river

yeah this way to the Rock shower this

way of assault mine them sound exactly

sunshine today

in a hurry those spares look mighty

sharp who wants to wind up as an

underground shish kebab

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s

that that was a close one they almost

had us I think maybe they still do how's

that look at the control panel this

elevator only goes one way down

well it's either take the elevator down

or invite those guards to come in okay

this place is really too small for

entertaining let's go Hoppity they're

going down after them

so when our friends arrived on the next

level down and opened the door yike here

they come quick close it

then begin a frantic downward race

I think we must be gaining on them well

there's only one thing that I worry

about though what shirt I wonder what

happens when we hit bottom well oh but

he didn't have to wonder long but the

rest of us will have to wait till next

time

real Lowdown or Hoppity gets to the

bottom of things

thank you

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foreign

Folks at home our friends leaped into a

nearby elevator only to discover a

remarkable thing the salivator only goes

down yeah isn't that remarkable so down

they went pursued by the mole men down

down down

then suddenly the elevator crashed into

an enormous spring at the bottom of the

shaft and immediately shut up

yeah

oh po-dunk Frip frappe and other

expressions of Regal displeasure excuse

me excuse me

so what happened Hoppity didn't you hear

that big sprung Fillmore I thought that

was me no that was a big Sprite at the

bottom of the Elevator Shaft then you

mean yep that Springs bring us back to

the strong okay you're putting me on

right nope I'm putting you off right now

and Hoppity break the elevator car to a

stop on one of the upper levels of mole

City calm harm God let us not stay upon

the order of our going yeah even better

let's get out of here the boys Dash Down

on the underground tunnel but suddenly

sounds like somebody crying they're

crying out loud dude

somebody's in trouble yes it's US no

wait

sure is hey Google

is that you worse people yeah what

happened to you King gummy got mad at me

because you fellas got loose he put me

to work on this rock pile making little

ones on a big ones there okay we're

sorry that looks like hard work it is I

never seen such hard rocks yeah how

quickly you won't open your eyes true

they must be on this level somewhere

okay hurry up it's the king of them

fellas with the spears well it's been

nice chatting with you Global but I'm

afraid we can't leave Google like this

we can't we could try but it's our fault

he's in trouble oh very well oh Rick

grabbed the ball and chained they're

right Professor well Fillmore lifted the

heavy ball insane and the happy Mole Man

dashed out with our friends

not this way they've got this end of the

tunnel blocks yeah they've got this

game's blocked too well this is it I

want to say it's been swell working with

you fellas but just a minute you forget

I'm a bold people so you're going to

come out on us are you no I'm going to

dig out instead and Gobo did just that

he dug right through the side of the

passageway and with our friends close

behind him tunneled onward and upwards

ahead of their pursuers until they

reached the surface of the ground and

broke through

what are you stopping for oh the the sun

shied even with my eyes closed it's too

bright well here quick put on these dark

glasses

that's better a small say can't stand

Bright Lights it was true for when King

Lobby reached the surface after them oh

it's too bright too bright turn it off

yeah excuse me at the back back go back

and the mole boat fell back in confused

him okay in a whole poo

yes a hole would stay quickly Filled

from the bottom up well fellas I guess

we're safe a good guess they were what's

more in a few days they even persuaded

Gobo to open his eyes well one of them

anyway and he liked what he saw my

goodness everybody is a living God

beats the rock pile they go of oh oh yes

they were terribly hard what kind of

rocks were they well I think you Earth

people refer to them as diamonds Diamond

diamonds you mean that I ran away from a

room full of diamonds i i i i i i yeah

then your phony diamond mine was real

after all and so a short time later a

solitary figure was seen digging on a

vacant lot it must be around here

somewhere oh King Lobby where are you

there's nobody feels more foolish than a

fooler who gets full yeah isn't that the

living

foreign

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I don't know

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our story opens today in the little

kingdom of you betcha you betcha is a

picturesque country with small villages

tiny houses and an incy Wincy Royal

Palace matter of fact there's only one

great big thing in all of you betcha the

national debt so in the throne room of

his majesty King Pippin the green we

will now have the treasurer's report

quite simply your majesty our fiscal

resources and reserves have proved

inadequate for the necessary funding of

minimal expenditure what do you say what

do you say he says we're broke do you

think we're broke no I think we're

shattered we are as poorest Church mice

not be silly friendly for the last three

years the church might have been sending

us foreign aid well hey what do we

intend to do about it raise the taxes of

course they're too high already Majesty

nonsense a man who makes 100 a day is

already taxed 105 pizzas how does he pay

it he borrows it from where from the

Royal treasury this calls for drastic

measures let's go to war with lower

Palomino uh fire uh may I suggest making

war on a far richer Target what's that

now this is the American pocketbook why

not make some rich American a citizen of

you betcha make him a knight

give them a cap read

invite him over and when he gets here

with all his gold will we soak him after

which of course we all yell

that's mean that's marvelous you think

it'll work hasn't failed yet we'll do it

who do we pick it doesn't matter all

Americans are rich you're filthy to stop

that chilling and so Pippin the green

picked up a dart and talked to the map

of the United States it hit precisely on

a little spot called foggy bog Wisconsin

almost missed the map entirely and so

short time later a royal Courier arrived

in foggy about traveling in a special

compartment all right your bum come on

up out of from down in under there

opposite can you tell me who is the

leading citizen of foggy bog there is

any leading citizen they all lag badly

don't malign our little Community yes

foggy bog has one leading citizen World

traveler connoisseur Boulevard

and Champion hog caller who is this I

can assemble them all sir it is I Waldo

Wigglesworth the Waldo Wiggles world oh

then you're just the one I'm looking for

this letter is for you he doesn't have

my name on it uh just a minute

where do I show this to the fellas and

Waldo took the Royal Courier to his

truck

this is where you live uh just

temporarily my townhouse is having a new

gold roof put on it oh

hi Uncle Waldo okay what you got there

well though my nephew Hoppity hoopa and

my personal secretary Philpot bear a

Fillmore bear and I'm your what uh I

just got this special delivery letter

what's in it hey baby you've been

drifted with flat feet like this yeah

yeah you want to sue your artist for

non-support No this is a letter from you

betcha I didn't know I had any friends

who could write me from your bedroom I

didn't know you had any friends who

would write I didn't know you had any

friends I passed why don't you open a

letter Uncle Waldo you think we've built

up enough suspense yeah I'm full of

Goosebumps I'm moderately a god myself

okay here goes

oh oh great snake what is the train a

year you're putting this off now I'm in

headed to the castle I'm a knight okay

now you're putting this on almost even

died fellas looky here

yes the Wiley Waldo had fallen for the

bait hook line and stinker that Sinker

oh inner twice our friends have packed

up their veins and headed their truck

toward the Blue Horizon and Waldo's own

personal Castle oh if he but knew what

awaits him if he but knew the pair that

hangs over those crumbling walls if he

but new danger then why don't you tell

him what and give away the plots no

we'll have to wait till next time when

we see the part time here or night or a

day

well last time as you remember the

poverty-spicken kingdom of you betcha

had decided to import a rich American to

get their country out of heart through a

mischance they picked on Waldo

Wigglesworth for their victim I've heard

of The Ugly American but this is

ridiculous

in the Royal Palace of ubacher all was

in Readiness got the safe open yes sir

money bags at the radio all correct hmm

let's inspect the troops

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[Applause]

well I guess we're all ready and at that

moment Waldo's batted snake oil floods

rumbled into the courtyard

that's our Rich American probably an

eccentric millionaire sir they like to

appear seedy you know I think this one's

overdoing it a bit

after dinner that evening Waldo was the

subject of a touching ceremony I dubbed

this sir Waldo and confer upon thee this

genuine 300 room Castle DG that looks

like the Camelot Hilton rised servaldo g

king and now servaldo it's customary to

make some fitting gift to your newly

adopted country yes it's an old you

betching custom called feed the kitty I

didn't know we were going dutch empty

your pocket Simple Man and they did they

dropped into the treasure chest 14 cents

three pieces of bubble gum a stringless

yo-yo and a we try harder button

boys I think we hit a clinker we've been

out Flim Flam we just got three more

miles to feed and that little one is all

mouth but Majesty wait till they get to

the castle oh yes I'd forgotten well I

guess it's all right then

so next morning bright and early there

it is savaldo dank Moore Castle it sure

doesn't look like the picture no wonder

Uncle Waldo look at the date on that

picture

1347. yeah the neighborhood has run down

a bit but he tells everything a castle

should have it has a drawbridge

it had a drawbridge it has 300 rooms two

of them actually heated it has petrol

windows that one knows only a foot wide

it's a small picture it has 200 Acres

around it full of poison ivy and trash

dumps and of course it has a dragon well

goodbye and good luck

what was that last thing he said goodbye

and good luck no just before that he

said the castle had a dragon

well so it did and he was a beauty

let's get out of here

I hauled it there mileage you're the

lord of the castle now I was I resigned

no can't do mileage you gotta stay and

carry out your nightly duties such as

such as fighting the dragon who says

that's ridiculous they can't make you do

that any Knight who doesn't fight the

dragon shall be beheaded and so shall

all his friends yes fight is the world

though doesn't anybody else do anything

around here I do I'm the headsman when

do I have to fight the dragon round one

starts at 3 15. what time is round two I

don't know nobody's ever gotten to round

two 3 15 that's just 10 minutes from now

so in 10 minutes Waldo was buckled into

every suit of armor and given a huge

sword because I can't even walk in this

thing this is the horse the horse my

kingdom for a Halls like the says sorry

mileage we've got no so in

Louisville fiery Steed Waldo was mounted

on a rickety bicycle and started

a sooner had he starts started then he

hit a bump

fell over his face almost

and the helpless Waldo hurdle down to a

certain doom and destruction against a

merciless enemy oh what will happen next

I'll be Slaughter it you're not scared

what else is Waldo right for the first

and last time we'll find out when we

three

where's Waldo or a knight to remember

well Waldo was delighted to inherit a

castle in you betcha but he didn't much

care for the things that went with it

like a courtyard full of crabgrass a

moat full of algae and a backyard full

of the biggest dragon you ever saw

what was worse Waldo found out he had to

fight the Fearsome Beast how can we help

him some more okay we could go back

three episodes before all this started

surprisingly enough there were some

people who seemed to enjoy the prospect

of this fearful encounter the serfs and

peasants from the surrounding

Countryside all right

last three rounds the dragon briefed

fourth a jet of flames

Justice Waldo through a stroke of

Oklahoma's bicycle your call is a stroke

of luck in a bound the dragon was on him

raising Waldo high in the air the dragon

dashed him to the rocky ground

who will bet that smarts

but wouldn't you know it our hero

Hoppity Hooper Fearless frog leaped

right in between the dragon and his prey

stop that you monster what do you think

you're doing what do I think I'm doing I

I think I'm dashing this Knight to the

rocky ground what

can Dragon oh boy that's pretty funny

coming from a bear and a Frog that's my

uncle Warrior dashing to the rocky

ground to you he 'll he Uncle Waldo

hey why do you keep dashing him to the

rocky groaned I have to I don't have a

can opener nights are a lot of trouble

to open you know but once you do

um delicious you eat nights day and

doesn't matter I'm always hungry

why me I'm tough and stringy all right

you'll make a good appetizer then I'll

have the main core I know

why don't you eat something else Dragon

what else is there tell me nothing grows

around here but thistle weed or Poison

Ivy and crabgrass they don't like salads

huh oh no it gives me the heartburn

if we can get you some other food will

you let us go something tastier than Fox

Tibbetts and bear steak much tastier

yeah I don't know Albany bear steaks is

pretty tasty Fillmore please okay you're

on I look like a dragon is thrown the

fire right on a rocky ground he's

throwing it

you better not be pulling my scaly leg

Boogie frantically our hero

hero we need skin team dozen eggs

all right girls Bear Down

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all right it's way past my dinner time

happy how about I should just have a

little snack that tied me over huh

what's that just a little peasant under

glass

side joke

oh

fortunately the oven timer went off just

then

and Hoppity produced an enormous

magnificent upside down chocolate pecan

cheesecake

he's getting soft

[Music]

absolutely scrumptious

sure beads can Waldo doesn't it

well it looks as if our heroes were out

of danger why that was hard work but it

was worth it

but just then the dragon made a

frightening remark you know it's a funny

thing about upside down chocolate pecan

cheesecake Allah Hooper a half hour

after you eat it you're hungry again

and he casually reached out and picked

up what happened

yeah that's more like it we've got to

save him I don't know how to make upside

down chocolate pecan cheesecake that's

all right fellas I'll just have a little

Hooper Allah

don't miss our next meal era episode

entitled The Inside Story or Elementary

my dear Hoppity

well last time it seemed that Hoppity

was going to wind up as a dragon's

dessert

we've got to save him fans dog yeah he's

our body our pal the style of the show

and besides the owes me 38 cents

as you hit the dragon high and I'll hit

him low

[Music]

what happens dude we forgot about the

middle

no way Funston feel more if we can't

beat the dragon by brute strength yeah

we gotta beat him by brute brains right

[Music]

and little Captain

a mother's license come back here

he's got it I've got it

now

don't you want to be affluent and

financially independent not particularly

what does it mean don't you want to be

rich and famous and have your picture on

all the magazine covers is better home

to dragons maybe who can read Uncle

Willow he's putting mustard on me put it

this way how would you like to eat

regularly for the rest of your life

without all this running around eat

regularly take every hour on the hour

you interest me strangely stranger how

look at that

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listen I can't eat safes and peasants

all the time do you ever try to clean

one of them no no they're natural manual

they're your public my widgets what

you're the only dragon in the Kingdom

right yeah the others all died of the

heartburn

10 people come from Miles about to watch

your battle with knights of the Rome

right excitingly but but why do it for

freezies why not charge admission You

Mean Time pro sure you and Uncle Walla

could stage a contest here every

Saturday afternoon the public

I'll have yoga for lunch right I said

stage of Fight You Can't devour your

opponent why not you wouldn't want to

break up the ACT would you what an old

Trooper like me never it worked Uncle

Waldo always does Harper deer everybody

wants to be in Show Business

well it turned out just fine the boys

built a grandstand and Hoppity sold

tickets

the boat starts in just a minute

that was the White Knight hey we ran out

of white paint next week you're gonna

beat a yellow Knight for that I won't

need a costume

both contestants were crowd Pleasers

and fight

I do I die now that's a joke oh oh

I die hurray so the potent poignant

quite all crowds my parents

still what in the world is that he

thinks he's Hamlet well he's half right

so tell him with the occurrence Moore

and Luts which have solicited the rest

and Thailand

are you like that upstaged by an amateur

[Applause]

[Music]

the little kingdom of ubertia what about

it or remember this whole story started

because they were so poor oh well we're

very rich now how come King Stephen well

you see people came from all over the

kingdom to watch the dragon fights

naturally walking all that distance wore

out their shoes something tells I

shouldn't have asked so I set the whole

country to work making shoes I didn't

see it coming but I can't stop it soon

other people began to buy our sturdy

Footwear

and the kingdom of you betcha waxed hail

and prosper today everybody in the world

has heard of you that's your votes

and you bet your boots will be back

again soon with another of The

Adventures of Hoppity Hooper

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connection

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I don't know

foreign

[Music]

Bullwinkle fans once again you're tuned

into the wrong program for this is the

Hoppity Hooper show once again we find

our friends in serious trouble as they

uh uh funny you don't look as if you're

in serious trouble

we're learning very smoothly thank you

hey we got money

no problem

problems no hair brain schemes no

thieves blackguards or unspeakable Turks

to outwits not even a bill collector

sure makes a dull episode doesn't it but

uh of course our heroes can get into

trouble at the drop of a hat that's

ridiculous look I'll drop a hat and show

you

[Applause]

the wind's blowing it right out into the

middle of the road Bulldog but let's get

it before somebody runs over it no

sooner had they started across the

highway then

but the last hat I'll drop for you

Charlie and out of that strange looking

automobile step two of the richest men

in the world I told you Farkle this car

of yours is no good hit the least little

thing and it stops why don't you watch

where you're driving you stay out of

this young man my wind up fertile 500

here is the finest car I've ever

manufactured any idiot could drive it to

anywhere in the United States in three

days put your money where your circle is

circle I'll bet you a million dollars

that car can't drive to anywhere in the

United States in three days it's a bet

you pick the place all right I bet your

circle 500 can't make it to Hawaii in

three days Hawaii but Hawaii you said

anywhere in the United States and Hawaii

is in the United States are you going to

kick him out now not on your fat Bank

book all I have to do is find somebody

dumb enough to try it yeah pardon me for

interrupting but would you mind back in

this car off of us it's Kim just met

Bill's bottom yeah the name is Fillmore

how would you boys like a free vacation

to Hawaii free my favorite word you mean

you want us to drive this circle 500 to

Hawaii yes it's a deal what a pigeon we

have a South Seas vacation for nothing

this agreed the person was wound up our

heroes got in and with Fillmore at the

wheel they were off

foreign

you'll see is it possible hmm I better

make sure and make sure he did going to

the nearest phone booth he looked up the

number of an organization called rat

which stands for rotten assassins and

thugs an organization that will do

anything for money this is the head rat

speaking so you want us to stop three

idiots in a circle huh all right I'll

put a man from rat on a Case right away

in less than two hours later back at the

Circle yeah hey don't you think we want

to get some gas driving to Hawaii it's a

long trip is a good idea there's a gas

station just ahead and completely

forgetting that a wind-up Circle 500

runs on a stream they pulled it here a

man from rat was ready and waiting for

them are you the trade guys that are

driving to Hawaii by automobile yes

would you fill it up please I sure will

and sticking the hose in through the

window the man from rat poured gas into

the front seat

I wonder you know we were driving to

Hawaii well probably just a lucky guess

by then almost the entire cab of the car

was filled with explosive gasoline and

that'll be 365 bucks fella is that

enough gas to get us to Hawaii it's

enough to get you where you're going

well that's all right then here you are

my good man

it's still cheap

the property let's go

but is the focal 500 pulled out of the

gas station the man from rats stuck a

burning fuse into the keyhole on the

door which turned the car into a rolling

bomb

dude I sure get a boom out of driving

this special but bang Fillmore you're

gonna bang out of driving it cheers bang

for you boom to me bro what's it gonna

be bang bang we'll find out next time in

my old place or your gas is as good as

mine

you know only an idiot would really

enjoy driving that new car the wind-up

vehicle 500. okay boy I like driving

this car

see what I mean but by driving this car

to Hawaii we get a free vacation lovely

world free Elias unknown to our friends

trouble was just around the bend for an

evil organization known as rat is

conspiring to stop them stone cold dead

in the circle so when Fillmore pulled

into a gas station a man from rat was

waiting fill her up please anything you

say and pillow refugees then the villain

stuck a long fuse Through the Keyhole

and lit it when the car pulled away it

was a traveling bomb okay bomb a nut I

still like driving it shorter and

shorter burn the fuse then suddenly

when they pulled over to the curb and

opened the door the explosive high-test

gasoline poured out of the car down

through a strong drain and into the

sewers below the street well there it

goes and there goes the 300 bucks we

paid for it too dude hey what do you

suppose this thing is who knows throw it

away Fillmore you don't know where it's

been

is okay meantime back at the gas station

the man from rat was standing on a

manhole cover and when the fuse reached

the gasoline in the sewer

of course word of this quickly reached

rat headquarters

how many times I gotta tell you to knock

thank him away we gotta use Plan B

the chief rat sent for his two righteous

rat agents and gave them detailed

instructions blow them up crash them

smash them stomped them and killed them

dead on a stand

and for good measure take away their

bubble gum

all right find them loose

balls the wind-up Circle 500 is not the

fastest car in the world and in a brief

time the two rad agents passed our

friends as if they were standing still

then coming to a halt at a bend in the

road they said a nasty track you hide in

the bushes with the cannon when I make

him stop let them have it disguising

himself as a pretty girl the man from

rat poised himself by the side of the

road and stuck out a well-turned ankle

because well-turned ankles have been

stopping traffic for years however this

year

the dirty guys from rat roared ahead to

try again

while you fake the machine gun and hide

in the bushes I'll make them think they

got a blowout and when they stop I'll

pop them in the mainstream as our boys

approached the evil rat suddenly held up

aside

look bang oh okay we got a flat they die

better pull over

just trains going on here okay I'll stay

look there

oh oh it seems that the quick-witted men

from rat have hit upon a plan that's

absolutely foolproof a free lemonade

it's oh boy Brio was a gorgeous word Our

Heroes occupied in quenching their

thirst failed to notice the dirty work

going on behind them

where the two rats were planting

explosive landmines just ahead of both

their front wheels when anything touches

the properties babies blowy clerk here

they come yes here come our poor

unsuspecting friends back to the car

no no enough enough I cannot stand to

watch it

until next time anyway when we'll see

the American way to go or hooray for the

red white and Bluey

last time you'll remember those Rats

from rat had placed a couple of

landmines in front of the wind-up Circle

500. if anything touches the top of

these things Bluey work here they come

yes our heroes were returning from a

decoy refreshment stand where they had

gorged themselves on free lemonade

I do feel a trifle drawing like do you

drink the lemonade too fast well maybe

the first gallon but the next two

gallons I drank real slow oh boy puddled

by three gallons of strong lemonade

Fillmore got behind the wheel and

started off straight backward

oh

traveling backwards made little

difference to our friend and a short

time later they arrived at the edge of

the Pacific Ocean I forgot Hawaii's an

island how can we cross an ocean in an

automobile now you ask me hey why don't

we just take the highway what highway

there's no highway to Hawaii

Highway this way that's right frog fans

it was a phony freeway put up by more

dirty guys from rat and unknown to Our

Heroes it ended abruptly just a hit on

they sped heading for disaster okay

we're not hated With Disaster we're

going to Honolulu

my goodness okay the weather certainly

has turned nasty all of a sudden I'll

say it's raining cats and dogs those

aren't cats and dogs they're shocked

you're right we're sinking to the bottom

of the ocean oh damn it's not raining

thus inspired Fillmore calmly rolled

down his window yeah I just can't get

enough of that good Sea Air

getting any kind of air good or bad had

become a real problem

but that's not the half of it we're not

too far away a submarine from rats at

waiting quite ye swabs we're about to

get a transmission from the head right

at rat

Captain Nino I be here sir I got a job

for you there are three characters in

your area that you want the intercept

and Destroy understand ah Yi sir and how

will I recognize them they are the only

frog Fox and bear in your area that are

driving a wind-up fertile 500 across the

ocean to Hawaii

and what color be the fertile never mind

that get going

aye sir look out the window see if you

can see them

Captain I see a circle with a fox and a

bear and a frog in it what color be the

furcle well it's it's sort of fertile

colored huh that be them prepare to

launch a torpedo well how can this be

when last we saw our heroes they were

about to drown poverty I'm proud of you

if you hadn't turned on the air

conditioner to pump out the water and

bring in air we'd be a bunch of old

soaps by now but at that moment

we forgot to

her I just ran down

there

again at that moment the submarine from

rat fired the deadly torpedo and it

streaked directly toward them what

troubles coming bunches these days and

something else was streaking for them as

well oh no it's a giant squid

this particular giant squid was a bit

nearsighted and when it saw the torpedo

mistook it for a girl squid when the

squid tried to give the torpedo a big

hug

Furious said being jilted the squid was

now madder than ever and turned on the

stalled furcle meanwhile the submarine

realizing the torpedo had missed raced

for the purple to Ram it it add to that

the fact that the tides coming in okay

then I'd say it looks like we're gooners

that's goners but otherwise your rights

be absolutely sure to see our next

episode submarine sandwich it may be our

last one

well frog fans I ask you what could be

worse than being stuck on the bottom of

the ocean in a circle 500. having a

submarine out there trying to Ram us

that's worse and how would a giant squid

ready to attack us

and having the car weekend besides all

right already

Yes it looked like a race between the

submarine and the squid to see who would

get them first then the one the squid

wins why do you say that simple he's

already got us yes the great squid had

firmly attached himself to the hapless

Circle we're done for it but all was not

lost they still had a fighting chance

for as the squid struggled to get at him

his powerful tentacles were accidentally

turning the fertile's key hooray and

when the spring was wound tight enough

the car zoomed away just as the oncoming

submarine crashed

one but now our worries are over yeah

except for this part of the ocean it's

Dusty Dusty okay yeah look the ocean's

full of spider webs gone green that

isn't a spiderweb that's a fishnet but

it wasn't a fishnet either it was a

ratnet our friends were caught all to

the surface and dumped on the deck of a

trawler just rolling with Agents from

rat oh

more

so with the agents from right on their

heels Fillmore drove the personal 500 as

it had never been driven before they

roared up the main Deck Down the after

deck after the four day up the down day

until finally

there's no way out okay there must be

some twist we haven't tried hellmore

that's it will twist oh oh but he did

there's no time for dancing I'll go how

many twists can we give the key in our

car it says do not turn more than 10

times well we're gonna wind it up a

thousand times give me a hand Fillmore

and Fillmore and Hoppity began to turn

the big key while Walder discouraged

some of their assailants with a handy

belaying pin they're gaining on me how

are you fellas doing all seven

well here we are now what now we're

gonna strip the gears another all

aligned at once hang on and as the dirty

guys from rat climate over the car

poppity Ram the gear shift the wrong way

suddenly released the key of the wind up

500 spotted Furious knocking villains

over like Temple and more importantly it

acted like a helicopter blade lifting

the car high in the air company you've

done it again and I've lost my eyes to

save me they wouldn't dare that's Hawaii

right down there yes the focal 500

settled toward the island paradise and

hit the water just a short distance from

the shore where a huge crowd awaited

them including Mr Farkle himself drive

right on up boys oh we can't Mr firkle

we strip the gears our Farkle will never

move again okay but we're only six feet

from Shore no use Fillmore it might as

well be six miles you lose Circle hey up

hey no look no only five feet from Shore

hey you mean Hawaii is creeping up on us

no huh I mean the tide is going out yes

it just so happens that the tide in

Hawaii drops seven feet every eight

hours and in a short while our heroes

were high and dry you know though my

name is still more that's Hoppity and we

did it we traveled to Hawaii by car

my boy I'm proud of you congratulations

but now we're stuck here in Hawaii with

no way to get home Fillmore old friend

there is always a way to get home you

just leave that to Old Uncle Waldo

hmm and less than two hours later our

little pals were definitely on their way

home but while the witch hiking across

the ocean will take a year nonsense it's

from more than say 12 months besides

who's in a hurry yes for another

gripping Saga of love romance and

Adventure join us 12 months from now of

course if you're in a hurry tune in next

time as usual for more Adventures of

opporty Hooper

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thank you

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there was once a happy happy country

called monomania

monomania was ruled by a laughing

fair-haired boy named Teddy the 10th

Teddy was a happy prince

[Laughter]

what's so cotton picking fun of your

highness well nothing really but I'm a

happy prince and happy princess have to

laugh all the time it goes with the

territory

since his uncle was a nice enough fellow

but hearing the prince last night and

day was just too much for him if I hear

one more giggle I'll flip my wig

one night the princess Uncle paid a

secret visit to an evil magician what

are you got in the way of a cheap spell

uh how about cat cat listen flannel mod

I want you to cast a spell on life you

mean His Highness that's the one now

here's what I want and by George he got

it

for the next morning when the prince

awoke he was in a damp dungeon cell deep

in the castle and what's more he wasn't

a fair-haired boy anymore great gods of

Goo I've turned green yes the wicked

magician had turned him into a frog well

the prince no longer laughs all day

what's to laugh and there he stays to

this very day living Unhappily Ever

After isn't that a sad story Finn's dog

dude it takes me right here in a brisket

World though how did you like it

where are you boy well let's get started

oh this is starting for where more money

of course we gotta rescue that Frog

Prince

that was just a story a fairy tale you

ever been to Mama Mania well no then you

don't know for sure I'm gonna find out

us frogs have gotta stick together

happily isn't even a real frog even

Temple members are covered by the union

rules okay what union rules the ibf TSM

the IB the International Brotherhood of

frogs told salamanders and notes okay

newts that you mean like in this good

news tonight so more and no notes as

good notes my face is ridiculous

happening you can't go hopping around

the world in a wild goose chase that's

true it's a wild frog cheese I'll miss

you Uncle Waldo you too Fillmore bye

nothing could get me out of this trailer

who isn't filmora it's a policeman

Harmony wait for Uncle Waldo okay me too

and so all three Heroes United in a

common effort made their way uphill and

down day through thick

and too thin

over the river

and through the woods

until finally

okay grandmother's house

go home that sign says welcome to

monomania you believe everything you

read better let me do the talking heart

with him I can't from the birds off the

trees uh

[Music]

there they are now no more we gonna let

him get away with that okay well it's

his country Hoppity but we have

passports

a correction we had passports gee what

kind of a teeny hero are you dude

actually I'm more of a TV musician

[Music]

dead by Bilco that he wrote my field

goal

well that's better they sure raised they

bit my bugle back into shape

well pick up Uncle wallo and let's go

yeah don't win go back where we came

from it may be a little late for that

yes at that moment the squad of Troopers

raised their rifles and pointed them

straight at our friends will our story

in so quickly and if so what do we do

for three more episodes fake it fake it

our next chapter if we have one will be

called let sleeping pills lie or Hoppity

takes a pout

well last time we heard all about Prince

Teddy of monomania who was turned into a

frog and imprisoned by his Wicked Uncle

Lupo a treacherous slimy double-dealing

old scalawag old our hero Hoppity

started out to rescue him as a frog he's

a member in good standing of the

International Brotherhood of frogs told

salamanders and notes right Incorporated

thank you Local 27 yes and now harpity

and his friends have run into a little

difficulty at the monomanian border a

little difficulty I'd hate to see what

you call real trouble what will we do

quickfilborg sound the charge either

charge

what do you always do more blows the

child I put my fingers in my ears

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now let's get out of here in the Trice

all friends were safe behind a nearby

Hill well I hope you've learned

something happened

Fillmore take music lessons bro wait you

don't mean that you're going back

there's a fellow frog in trouble I just

gotta yeah but they won't fall for the

same trick twice listen I have an idea

in the short time later the century at

the border was surprised to see a small

gypsy

approach his post

who goes

King of the gypsies you don't know me

but I can't place the earrings would

they allow me this is Stephanie the

leader of My Gypsy Orchestra and this is

happier scare my little gypsy dancer you

sure that gypsies but yes you want to

see us sing and dance I remember one I'm

a two one

oh

[Music]

it's gypsy music I thought all gypsies

played the violin no no no that was just

the amp gypsies this is the no sound

it's called the Romani Reef or hotcha

hacha Hachi dance my little Woodland and

our friends danced and played right past

the centuries box

foreign

[Music]

unfortunately hoppity's hopping was hard

on his costume and oh

hey run for it

you see what I see Chancey Edgar it's

the Frog Prince he's escaping after him

and so when our friends ran past the

dark alley

noise behind us why now that's what I

thought we've lost time

but I tell you I'm not the prince sure

sure my name is Hoppity Hooper wrong

Your Name Is Mud

I think so now this is too much uncleupo

promised me a duplex sell all myself and

say wear them in the swamp it's a frog

likewise welcome brother I'm here from

the ibft SM I don't want any you don't

understand I've come to get you out of

here how nice and I'll do it too as soon

as I figure out one thing what how do I

get off myself while upstairs in the

throne room

at last my plan has succeeded what plan

Almighty one the king of pugnation has

agreed for his daughter to marry Prince

teddy as soon as their hits I can take

over boat kingdoms aren't you forgetting

the prince looks like a frog you're the

magician that's your little problem

supposing I can't turn him back again

that'll be your big problem go get him

gee supposing the magician gets the

wrong frog and tries to turn Hoppity

into a handsome prince and please if you

want to give away the whole whole plot

oh

well we'll see if I'm right next time in

Father of the frog or wedding bills are

breaking up that old dad of mine

you know it's a lot of bother being a

prince these days but one thing those

crowns are heavy

and being a happy prince is especially

bothersome you have to laugh all day

this is very tiring

my stomach hurts

and besides other people can't stand it

for long especially Wicked out now you

take Prince Teddy of molomania okay

his Wicked uncle had turned him into a

frog and put him into a dungeon cell

laughed that off Charlie ho ho but the

prince soon had an unexpected visitor

who are you Hoppity Hooper I came here

to rescue you you're not starting out

very well or don't worry I have friends

on the outside

this is the place Fillmore the hell you

know Waldo don't you ever pay attention

to the first part of the episode oh

sorry now give me a hand up okay

thank you

meanwhile the wicked uncle had arranged

a marriage between Prince Teddy and the

princess of neighboring pugnacia now

Shawna stairs spliced I'm taking over

both countries say you think she'll

marry a prince who looks like a frog

according to this book princesses are

always doing stuff like that there now

go get the prince

hello film Hall you distract the

center's attention and I'll sneak past

him okay I'll play my Duco Adam Mr

Century you want to hear the covers of

sugar Blues

thank you

well we can't get past the century we'll

go over the wall David will go ready

well we can't go over the wall we'll go

through it give her the old College try

Fillmore yeah I never went to college

you give it the old pf-84 try then okay

[Applause]

oh boy what are you trying to do anyway

if you must know we're trying to get

into the castle why didn't you say Sir

come on

did get into the castle simply by buying

a ticket for the guys at tour

left Castle dungeon built in 1420

somehow I feel that we're cheating film

no don't feel bad Waldo I didn't say I

felt bad at that moment Waldo's eyes

fell on a small green figure being

escorted across the courtyard little did

he know it was Teddy the Frog Prince he

thought it was probably grabbing fans

off and Fillmore C he's the unsuspecting

Prince and dashed out the main gate of

the castle

come back you haven't seen the main

Ballroom yeah yeah well princess Here

Comes Your bridegroom

sire

kind of old isn't he Your Grace someone

has made off with the Frog Prince no

kidding then who's dad looking out the

dungeon window

I haven't been well lately go get him

actually as we know that's not the Frog

Prince at all but our hero harpity

Hooper I don't know how you did it but

don't two is again huh

huh come on I'm not going anywhere but

you're going to get married

oh yes you are Teddy your voice is

changing

your voice is

still don't sound like happy Hoover

Small Wonder I'm not happy Hooper I'm

the Frog Prince

well I imagine right now he's putting

all his wedding costumes his wedding

costume yes this is one of those

unbelievable stories about mistaken

identity well we've regarded your chew

back to the castle and swap you for

hobby yeah big boy he's a child

bridegroom there's only one thing wrong

with that idea what I don't want to go

and as the minutes tick away Hoppity

comes closer and closer to being married

to the princes of pugnacia don't fail to

fall I'd rather be dead than wed

well it looks like Wedding Bells for

Hoppity hoopers

he's been mistaken for Teddy the Frog

Prince and is about to be spliced with

the princess of pugnacia

you see it's all part of my Wicked

scheme to seize control of both

countries

and I have dirty rat you can't do this

to me I'm just an American Taurus don't

be silly you're green most American

tourists are green the sense of humor

you'll make a wonderful husband

meanwhile the real Prince was very

reluctant to go back to the castle have

you seen the princess I'm supposed to

marry

joke with Europe Prince at heart I'm a

Frog that's because you don't know what

it's like to be a frog I'd like to try

it's a deal

are you sure this is how frogs live

still stays right here that frogs love

with cold warpy places

and they move by hopping from lily pad

to Lily Pad want to give it a try very

well

you know that's harder than it looks

okay and now for your evening meal I'll

have a jumbo burger medium well at the

chocolate more ah it says here frogs

love to eat gnats mosquitoes and other

insects insects

uh you don't want to be a frog anymore

Teddy just call me Your Highness

and Teddy and our friends started back

to

it but he was finally dressed in his

wedding suit every inch of frog prince

I'm a plain cartoon type frog oh come

off it Tibby cartoon type frogs are cute

little creatures exactly

[Music]

well we're all set what's the pony frog

doing up there all right terrible news

your wickedness he isn't the real phony

he's a phony phony

you must have goofed when you cast a

spell on them well there's only one

thing to do you mean the trapdoor yeah

frog stand over there you you you mean

here here yeah okay pull the switch

[Applause]

there's nothing I hate more than a no

Talent wizard come on the princess is

waiting but he's right I'm not a frog

prince I'm just a frog I know that you

know that but she doesn't know that

and if you want to stay off tomorrow's

menu you won't say a void

so a few minutes later a terrified

Hoppity stood alongside his bride to be

will you take this frog to be your

husband

what's wrong

sure enough there were now two frogs on

the scene it's Prince Teddy and Waldron

[Music]

is your wickedness what are your orders

read that obey Prince steady and let the

other frog and his friends go this

announcement brought to you by the

committee of Happy Endings for Hoppity

Hooper three cheers

Frog Prince I'll buy that

[Applause]

and a tiger

I'm afraid she's right Teddy you have to

marry her I knew there was a catch in it

there's your face happy ending I've seen

with that small print and so they were

married

nothing happened when the bride kissed

the groom

Tada hey he's a handsome prince again so

I am

and I suppose you're gonna be a happy

prince again and laugh like an idiot all

day long no you forget Uncle I'm married

now I'll never laugh again come along

dear

well I guess there's nothing more to say

except

be with us next time for the Further

Adventures of how

I hope her this announcement brought to

you by the committee for ending Hoppity

Hooper episodes

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thank you

[Music]

thank you

okay

[Music]

it had been a few weeks since Hoppity

Hooper Fillmore the bear or even

Professor Waldo Wigglesworth had come up

with an ingenious scheme to make money

perhaps I'm losing my grip fellas

happening we're down to our list sent

our last cent see you'll be holding out

on me film star hand over that pennies

the name is Fillmore what do you want

penny for I'm going to put it to good

use are you going to open a checking

account no I'm going to weigh myself

all right so I'm gonna cut down on

starches I'll be easy why because we

don't have any money to buy starts as

well wait wait

[Music]

I can see it now there we go which says

163 pounds no do you know why people put

money into these scales to see how much

they like okay so they can cut down on

their starches no it's to get these

little cards that tell them they're

fortunes people will pay any kind of

money to look into the future why this

deal must be full of money yes that's

what we'll do the Buster scale

I'm about to become a seal

I'm going to deal in a metaphysics

mediumistics

spiritism occultism divination

theosophism

[Music]

[Music]

so Waldo set up in business as a fortune

teller a happening I need your help sure

you get under this table and while I

give you the cue you rap three times

like this

you sure this wasn't cheating uncle

wallo

it's your own uncle

well

we're not settled now you fans dog you

put on this sheet and when I say will

the spirit guide materialize I want you

to walk through this door okay Waldo

right this way gaze into the future

answer all your vital questions who will

be the next wrestling champ is

Amalgamated yo-yo going up or down will

it rain tomorrow ask the spirits they

know all hurry hurry hurry

all right now fingers on the table

spirits of the future

if you hear us rap three times

here I can't give a rip all I can do is

that's a wrap sound it to me like a

croak but perhaps the spirit has a cold

you faker you planted a frog under the

table

amazing he must have been placed there

by the spirit guide mojombo

yes oh great more jumbo spirited guide

will you please materialize

[Music]

that's very good Fillmore that just

looks like a big bear with a sheet over

to me it's a nonsense if it's a real

ghost let's say you walk through it walk

through it oh why should I go on your

phony well if you insist get ready to

run fill more than natives are getting

wrestlers but when Waldo throws the

mysterious figure

oh my goodness I did walk through him

don't

a real life

[Music]

has Fillmore really turned ghost be sure

to see our next episode spook Waters or

let's join the ghost guard

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

in our last episode Waldo went into the

ghost making business he disguised

Fillmore by putting a large sheet over

him but then a strange thing happened oh

great more jumble spirit guide will you

please materialize

foreign

[Music]

get ready to run Fillmore the natives

are getting restless

oh my goodness I did walk through him

[Applause]

there he was a couple of minutes ago

firm substantial and now he's nothing

more than the electroplasm look

oh sorry old man

nice spill more then you're alive then

who is this ah it's a ghost I know that

but but who is here goes down or the

ghost of who that's whom well I could be

in Napoleon but then again I could be

maybe a Washington

Bullwinkle Caesar Frankenstein

[Music]

oh you humans are all alike no

imagination or maybe you could just go

back to where it came from but I like it

here you're not suggesting you don't

approve of my company or you

misunderstood how pretty Mr ghost we

want you here

all right then feeling unwanted just

makes me Furious oh I just want to be

loved you're loved you're loved

so it seems that our friends were stuck

with a ghost we've got to get rid of

this ghost film or it's just a natural a

grown Fox going around town with a ghost

still a natural heck it's creepy you

called safe isn't it a friend of yours

over there

yeah I don't see him chasing us

[Music]

At Last I think we've given him a slip

blue

[Music]

probably do something we're trying to

get away from that ghost

gee that was fun now I'll tell you what

I'll be it and you chase me

can't catch me

God okay yeah but I think he's coming

back when he finds out we ain't gonna

chase him tell them all we've got to

think of something to get rid of him

got it but we don't know how to get rid

of these ghosts right and where do

people go when they don't know how to

get rid of ghosts so The Wizard of Oz

now the library

ah here it is in a translation from the

Transylvanian it says take a cane twirl

it three times over your head and

pointed at the ghost then say in a loud

clear voice go away ghost we don't want

you here don't bother to pack just

disappear does that make sense don't

know why I didn't think of it so Waldo

tried out the spell on their unwelcome

visitor go away ghosts we don't want you

here don't bother to pack just disappear

[Music]

okay the book didn't work well though he

must have lost something in translation

goodness now Waldo Hoppity and Fillmore

have two ghosts on their hands if Waldo

keeps this up there could be an epidemic

tune in to our next episode a haunting

we will go

clear

[Music]

oh

[Music]

lifetime you remember our friends were

using a spell to try to get rid of a

bothersome ghost

Waldo waved a cane over his head three

times and said go away ghost we don't

want you here don't bother to pack just

disappear

the book didn't work well though it must

have lost something in Translation it

certainly had for now instead of having

one ghost our friends had two named

Wilbur and Claire a sort of his and hers

I think you better put that book away no

we're liable to have an epidemic no wait

Charlie's not lost we still have

Professor Walder Wigglesworth motto to

fall back on what model if you can't let

them join them we're gonna join the

ghost that means we'd have to I'm not

exactly drawing them use them as more

what I had in mind if you can't beat

them use them is my motto but how well

now let's see there must be some way to

take advantage of a couple of ghosts

yeah maybe we could use them to hurt

people with you know we could I got it

we can rent them out to haunt people

when okay Waldo that's what I said I

don't know why I didn't think of it

before it's natural everybody has

someone they'd like to hold do you think

ten dollars an hour is too much

so Waldo went into the haunting business

and took a small ad in the Wisconsin

Gazette ghosts for hire male and female

347 years experience in haunting

spooking and devilment contact Professor

Waldo Wigglesworth box 21 foggy bog

Wisconsin

overnight Waldo wigglesworth's haunting

business was a success

it was true it seems everyone did have

someone they wanted to haunt some people

haunted their bosses

Mr Pearson I've been with this company

for 25 years and I think it's about time

I had a raise a raise Over My Dead Body

I'll give you a raise

third would a hundred a week be suitable

Memorial

thank you Mr Pearson

you certainly did the right thing there

Mr Pearson

Miss Benson I want you to give everyone

in the plant a ten dollar raise and

please bring in some bicarbonate of soda

I'm going to have to cut out these two

hour lunches others haunted their

mothers-in-law

I say don't sit in that chair you know

that's mother's favorite chair

[Music]

hello baby

go

go with me Wilbur and Clan will make

millions millions as Waldo continued

talking he did not notice his old

girlfriend Susan swivel hips and to

complicate matters Wilbur at that

instant disappeared leaving Claire who

had changed into a dazzling female

hanging on Waldo's arm

Waldo Wigglesworth who is that woman

well Oh you mean slab of a seriously I'd

like you to meet will break Wilma where

are you Claire where did Wilbur go

a Claire

I'm waiting Waldo where'd you see Susan

about Wilbur and Claire are ghosts or

Wilbur just disappeared and Claire

changed herself into the ravishing

creature you see here you must be out of

your guard to expect me to believe a

story like that

did you get the license number of that

truck that hit me

a pardon me young lady but is that old

man bothering you you can say that again

you should know better than to try to

attach the young lady a man of your

years come along Miss

oh you poor poor man what it's all your

fault appearing and disappearing and now

Susans got off with Wilbur and won't

speak to me well just look at it this

way you've lost a girl friend but you've

gained the ghost friend

well Waldo may have gained a ghost

friend but what about Susan swivel hips

tune in to our next episode who's

haunting who or which wits

[Music]

[Music]

foreign

swivelhips chanced upon Waldo and Claire

the ghost walking down the street and

became extremely jealous

did you get the license number of that

truck

pardon me young ladies

but is this old man bothering you you

can say that again you should know

better than to try to accost a young

lady a man of your years come along

there

oh you poor poor man but it's all your

fault now Susan's got off with Wilbur

and won't speak to me well look at it

this way you've lost the Goyle friend

but you've gained a ghost friend and I

don't want a ghost friend I want Susan

well if that's the way you feel about it

and then Susan left with Wilbur it's

maddening Hoppity losing your girlfriend

whenever

what a fight can't you think of some way

to get her back you're right Hoppity

it's time to sit down and give this

predicament some thoughts

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I wore her back no ghost can match the

Wigglesworth charge

for you my love for me all for you

for you darling for me all for you

how's it going Uncle Waldo wonderful I

played her with flowers and jewels and

now I'm going to take her to the dance

contest the professor I didn't know you

knew how to dance know how to dance I'm

an expert in terms

shag Lambeth walk the Big Apple you name

it I'll dance it those dancers roll out

of date Uncle wall down Lauren says no

classic dance ever goes out of date I

might even throw in a little bit

sure enough next morning Waldo had a

trophy you and Susa won the dance

concert

well not exactly Wilbur and Susan one

night but I won the square of the Year

award

it's no use happening I know when I'm

beaten Wilbur I hope you and Susan will

be very happy together you hope who will

be happy together Susan and Wilma

they're going to get married

I don't see that there's any laughing

matter this is going to be the shortest

marriage in history I don't understand

well we ghosts only have the summer

amongst you humans and then we go back

to what we were yeah what's that TV

ghost TV ghost you know when your

television isn't working right just be a

kind of ghostly image okay that's you

that's a big mouth but some of us over a

week ago and you're still here well

that's because we weren't given that

calling you're calling yeah that's the

first sound of a bugle push there we go

just an Impulse going to town to towns

homes all over the country okay I always

wondered how that television Works do

you mean if silver blew his bugle that

you and Wilma would go back inside the

television sets for good yeah you see

during summer reruns we are given the

opportunity to go out among you humans

no more blow your bugle as you never

blow it before

what's the matter film or blow their

thing I don't know Professor I just

don't seem to be in the mood dumb phones

you'll feel more you're always blowing

that infernal bugle but it's not wanted

and now when it's a matter of life and

death Professor I am an artist that we

artists have to have inspiration deal

blow my thing or I'll bring you what do

you think of that it's very inspiring

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laughs

well here we go kid back to the land of

situation comedy into all the news it's

hit to see doctor lawyer private eye

package shows it's fun to spies ratings

fill up ratings go down the TV Ghosts

are always around this program was

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thank you

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