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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,478 Well, that's all, Gibraltar. 2 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,884 You keep on eating between meals 3 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,040 and you'll ruin your figure. 4 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,733 And, uh 5 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,027 if you keep on fooling around that gorilla 6 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,403 he'll ruin your figure. Hm. 7 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,781 He's a snob. 8 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,075 Come on. 9 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,202 Really, Jeff, even though Gibraltar likes you 10 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,222 I wish you wouldn't take so many chances with him. 11 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,391 Oh, Julie, if I thought that would make you worry about me 12 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,334 I'd move right into the cage. 13 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,044 It might seem a little cramped 14 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,920 after that house of yours in Newport. 15 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,757 Newport? Where have I heard that before? 16 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,968 Oh, I remember. That's something in my dim, dark past. 17 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,013 - Are you sure it's past? - Positive. 18 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,723 You like running a circus, don't you? 19 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,184 I like everything about it. But everything. 20 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,479 Mm-hmm, that's what you say now, but the smell of sawdust 21 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,689 can get awfully monotonous after a while. 22 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,025 Young lady, that's no way to talk to your boss. 23 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,027 And now The Wilson Wonder Circus 24 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,780 presents a sensationally new modern feature 25 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:37,991 that outstanding star, that exciting personality. 26 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,243 Ms. Julie Randall! 27 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,579 There's my cue. 28 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,704 Point killer. 29 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:53,882 ♪ Step up and take a bow ♪ 30 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:58,136 ♪ Don't be modest don't be shy ♪ 31 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:03,058 ♪ Show that thoroughbred look in your eye ♪ 32 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:07,396 ♪ Step up with grace and pride ♪ 33 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:11,358 ♪ Take that oompah oompah oompah-pah ♪ 34 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:16,113 ♪ In your stride ♪ 35 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:20,826 ♪ Each heart begins to beat in rhyme ♪ 36 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:25,205 ♪ Oompah-pah oomph in three-quarter time ♪ 37 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,917 ♪ Maidens swoon and ladies pine ♪ 38 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,669 Wonderful, isn't she? 39 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,713 Yeah, she's alright. 40 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,674 But whoever heard of anyone singing with a horse act? 41 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,427 Well, the audience likes it. 42 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,514 ♪ Be gallant ♪ 43 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,644 ♪ Take a bow ♪♪ 44 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,317 At this time, presenting that muscular marvel 45 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,319 the strongest man in the world 46 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,405 Goliath The Mighty! 47 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,813 And now the mighty Goliath 48 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,399 will catch three one-hundred-pound balls 49 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,692 shot from cannon. 50 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,148 I'll fix you! 51 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,365 Mr. Carter. Where is Mr. Carter? Mr. Carter. 52 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,450 Hello, Joe. What's new? Don't tell me now. 53 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,494 I got no time. I gotta find Mr. Carter. 54 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,222 Hello, Nick. How's the wife? Tell me later. 55 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,846 I'm in a hurry. I gotta find Mr. Carter. 56 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,436 - Hello, Sam. And that's all. - Hello. 57 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,504 You see, Jeff, I'm in kind of a jam. 58 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,215 - Hey, Mr. Carter. - Just a minute, Tony. 59 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,552 Something's come up. I've gotta have the 10,000 I loaned you. 60 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,197 But it isn't due until Saturday night. 61 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,472 That's right, Jeff, but unless you have it for me 62 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,433 I'm afraid I'll have to take the circus over to raise the money. 63 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,977 I'm in an awful spot. 64 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,496 Well, that won't be necessary, John. 65 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,956 I'll have your money for you tonight. 66 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,731 - You'll what? - 'Hey, Mr. Carter.' 67 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,149 Shut up. I'm talking. 68 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,068 - Did you say tonight? - Yes. 69 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,445 With today's receipts, I'll have enough to pay you off. 70 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:06,116 I'll give you your money, on the circus train, tonight. 71 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,910 Hm. That's fine. 72 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,912 - Uh, if you please, Mr. Carter. - What is it? 73 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,831 Can I have a month off next August? 74 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,416 - What for? - Well, you see.. 75 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,960 I just got word from my lawyer. He got me a divorce. 76 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,962 And one month every year I win the custody 77 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,131 of my wife's parents. 78 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,550 Take it up with Mr. Wilson. 79 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,721 - Mm. - What's the matter, boss? 80 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,431 That Carter, he making trouble for you? 81 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,057 Well, he's doing the best he can. 82 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,601 But don't you worry about it, Tony. 83 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,935 Uh, you know what I say? 84 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,395 Whenever you got business trouble 85 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,063 the best thing to do is get a lawyer. 86 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,191 Then you got more trouble, but at least you have a lawyer. 87 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,485 - Thanks, Tony. - You can count on me, boss. 88 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,988 I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half. 89 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,117 That poor Jeff. 90 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,077 He's in plenty trouble. 91 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,250 Trouble. Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.. 92 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,501 Trouble. 93 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,256 This will bring him pretty quick. 94 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,591 - It's a straight wire? - Hey. 95 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,010 - I think I bent it a little. - Hm. 96 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,019 Let's see now. 97 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,647 Hey, what's the idea, reading my telegram? 98 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,774 Well, I've gotta count the words, don't I? 99 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,943 Alright. Go. 100 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,569 Ten words, fifty-five cents. 101 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,238 Fifty-five cent? Hey, you got something a little cheaper? 102 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,075 Well, we've got regular form telegrams for congratulations. 103 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,785 - That's 25 cents. - Well, that's fine. 104 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,412 Send him "Congratulations. Just got a big case." 105 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,582 Sorry. Congratulatory messages apply only to special occasions. 106 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,001 - Huh? - For example.. 107 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,921 Suppose somebody gets married. That's a quarter. 108 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,506 - It ain't worth it. - No. 109 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,467 I mean, suppose your sister had a baby. 110 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,762 - You'd send her a telegram. - What for? She'd know it. 111 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,723 Come on, please take my telegram. Here's two bits. 112 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,544 That's right, Antonio. Don't let anybody on except the crew. 113 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,355 I've got a lot of money on the train tonight. 114 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,715 - So we gotta be careful. - I watch like a hawk, boss. 115 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,110 Remember, nobody gets on the train unless he's got a badge. 116 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:32,470 You bet. Nobody gets on to the train unless they got the badge. 117 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:35,515 Hey, Ms. Julie, she's in there. Ha-ha.. 118 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,183 Tony, you're a very valuable man. 119 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,308 Hm. 120 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,066 Hello, Julie. 121 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,068 Coffee and doughnuts. A la carte. 122 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,713 Jeff, I'm terribly sorry to read that... 123 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,089 'What kind of doughnuts do you want?' 124 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,322 The best. 125 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,907 Oh, you seem pretty chipper 126 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,952 for a boy that's just kissed a fortune goodbye. 127 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,662 Julie, it's been a tough struggle 128 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,507 but the circus is finally showing a profit. 129 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,708 And tonight I'm paying Carter the money I owe him. 130 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,960 Jeff, why, that's wonderful! 131 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,880 Now the show will be all yours again, free and clear. 132 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,274 You turned me down before because you said 133 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,175 I had enough obligations without a wife. 134 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,444 Now the only thing standing in the way 135 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,886 of our getting married is you. 136 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,851 I don't know why I let you keep on stalling me. 137 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,307 I must be crazy. I ought to see a doctor. 138 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,725 Hey, get me a doctor. 139 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,602 What's the matter? You ain't tasted it yet. 140 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,025 Jeff Wilson, any young man as stubborn as you are 141 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,401 should be taught a lesson. 142 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,779 And I guess it's up to me to do the teaching. 143 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,907 When are we getting married? 144 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,326 When? Was I hearing things, Julie? 145 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,762 Did you really mean what you said? 146 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,953 Every word of it, darling. 147 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,413 Oh, we'll be married tonight. 148 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,707 Oh, no, we can't tonight. There isn't time. 149 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,113 Well, well, we'll be married tomorrow. Do you hear, Julie? 150 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,961 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow. 151 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:55,386 ♪ Two blind loves two blind loves ♪ 152 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,723 ♪ Do we know what we're doing? ♪ 153 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,476 ♪ Two blind loves ♪ 154 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:07,565 ♪ Don't know what month it is or the time of day ♪ 155 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:13,696 ♪ Don't know if we're in Brooklyn or in Mandalay ♪ 156 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:19,869 ♪ I only know the sun started to shine ♪ 157 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,997 ♪ The day that I looked into your eyes ♪ 158 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:27,418 ♪ And you looked into mine ♪ 159 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,505 ♪ Two blind loves ♪ 160 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,842 ♪ Babes in the wood ♪ 161 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,928 ♪ We've got it oh so bad ♪ 162 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,014 ♪ But isn't it good? ♪ 163 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,226 ♪ We're on a bumpy road it's true ♪ 164 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,521 ♪ But heaven is in view ♪ 165 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,816 ♪ For two ♪ 166 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:53,820 ♪ Blind loves ♪ 167 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:09,794 ♪ Two blind loves two blind loves ♪ 168 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,131 ♪ Do we know what we're doing? ♪ 169 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,134 ♪ Two blind loves ♪ 170 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,012 ♪ Don't know from appetite ♪ 171 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,848 ♪ Don't know fish from steak ♪ 172 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:28,605 ♪ Don't know if it's a doughnut or a wedding cake ♪ 173 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:34,986 ♪ I only know the sun started to shine ♪ 174 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,114 ♪ The day that I looked into your eyes ♪ 175 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:43,119 ♪ And you looked into mine ♪ 176 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,372 ♪ Two blind loves ♪ 177 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,792 ♪ Babes in the wood ♪ 178 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:53,713 ♪ We've got it oh so bad ♪ 179 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:58,092 ♪ But isn't it good? ♪ 180 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,930 ♪ We're on a bumpy road it's true ♪ 181 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,558 ♪ But heaven is in view ♪ 182 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,062 ♪ For two ♪ 183 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:14,692 ♪ Blind loves ♪♪ 184 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,075 Hey, where's your badge? 185 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,828 Okay, professor, where's your.. Oh, Ms. Julie, it's you. Huh? 186 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,640 Alright to get on the train? I got a badge. 187 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,290 Oh, sure, Jeff. Okay. 188 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,838 Hey, mister, 18.75. 189 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,882 1875. That's what I thought. 190 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,218 The 1940 models run much smoother. 191 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,572 I know you'll think I'm on a scavenger hunt 192 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,431 but I'm looking for Antonio Ferrelli. 193 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,351 Mr. Loophole, I'm sure glad to see you. Ha-ha.. 194 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,895 Well, Tony, you old war-horse. Ha-ha. 195 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,940 I haven't seen you since I stopped taking Scott's Emulsion. 196 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,793 You know, I was afraid you wasn't going to get here 197 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,652 in time. There, see? 198 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,529 Another minute, and you'd miss the train. 199 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,073 But now that you're here, everything is gonna be alright. 200 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,868 Hey, this is a big case. You gonna make lots of money. Ha-ha. 201 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,846 - This is your lucky day, boy. - I'll say it is. 202 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,765 I don't know what the trouble is, but I'll straighten it out 203 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,166 in no time. Well, see you inside. 204 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,604 Would you mind holding that train still? 205 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,356 - While I try to mount it. - I'm sorry, boss. 206 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,924 Nobody gets on the train unless they got the badge. 207 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,259 - Badge? - The badge, yeah. 208 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,510 Oh? Oh, badge! 209 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,595 Oh, you mean my Lone Ranger badge. 210 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,348 Sorry, they took it back. I stopped eating the cereal. 211 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,562 Now let me see your badge. 212 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,188 Well, I, I just haven't. 213 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,898 - You no got the badge? - Shh. Quiet. 214 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,609 The engineer may be eavesdropping. 215 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,404 Well, the circus is certainly lucky to have you for a watchdog 216 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,531 you old badger, you. 217 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,075 Hey, where are you going? 218 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,494 I'm going to the laundry and get ironed out. 219 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,330 I'm rough-dry now. 220 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:54,250 Hey, hey, come here. I got an idea. 221 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,793 You know my boss Jeff Wilson? 222 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,754 He owns the circus. He might give you a badge. 223 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,839 Say, that's fast thinking. I'll see Mr. Wilson. 224 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,175 He'll give me a badge and I'll get on the train. Fine. 225 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,261 - Now where is Mr. Wilson? - He's on the train. 226 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,971 On the train? You know.. 227 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,223 It was awfully nice of you floating this case my way. 228 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,558 Ha! It's nothing. 229 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,036 You know, if you hadn't sent for me 230 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,562 I'd probably be home now in a nice warm bedroom 231 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,148 in a comfortable bed, with a hot toddy. 232 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,442 - Huh? That's too bad. - That's a drink. 233 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,128 You know, if it was up to me, I'd let you 234 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,403 on the train like that. 235 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,073 - Oh? - Yeah, but it's not up to me. 236 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,824 No, but it's up to my ankles. 237 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,910 Hey, tadpole, you better get out of the water. 238 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,245 - You're going to get wet. - Oh, nonsense. 239 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,289 If I was any drier, I'd drown. 240 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,541 You better get out of the dampness, my friend. 241 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,585 - Friend? - Sure, you're my friend. 242 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,003 My very best friend. 243 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,396 Hey, Punchy, where's your badge? 244 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,481 Okay. 245 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,566 Hey, Celia, where's your badge? 246 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,570 Okay. 247 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,453 I know what you think. Even the seal has got the badge. 248 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,872 And just think, because orders is orders 249 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,209 I can't let my best friend on the train. 250 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,378 Alright, I take a chance. 251 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:24,132 I don't care if I lose my job. I'm gonna give you a badge. 252 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,175 I'm gonna give you my badge. 253 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,886 But promise you no tell. You swear? 254 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,223 They'll never get anything out of me unless they use a pump. 255 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,392 Last chance. All aboard! 256 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,144 Aren't you gonna wait for Noah? 257 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,313 Right this way. Just a minute, brother. 258 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,774 - Have you got a badge? - Of course. Naturally. 259 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,485 Don't you know, no one gets on the train unless he has a badge? 260 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,572 - Ha-ha! - Hey, what are you, a wise guy? 261 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,949 That's last year's badge. Get away! 262 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,758 "Quiet is requested for the benefit of those 263 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:08,884 who have retired." 264 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,282 Excuse me a minute, will you, Julie? 265 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,759 I've got some business to attend to. 266 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,410 I'll be back in a minute. 267 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,999 You thought you had him up against a wall, didn't you? 268 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,084 If he pays you off tonight, you're through. 269 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,504 Yeah? Well, he hasn't paid me off yet. 270 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,090 Professor. Professor. 271 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,593 Let's go. 272 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,657 Hey, this Loophole, he's a smart lawyer. 273 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,660 Maybe he figure a way out how to fire the strongman. 274 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,953 Then you be the strongman, eh? 275 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,625 Yeah. That's fine. 276 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,294 Ah, sure, that's fine. 277 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,879 Hey, lawyer, you dressed yet? 278 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,298 Well, after a fashion. And a pretty old fashion. 279 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,783 And I wish I had an old-fashioned. 280 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,177 Hey, told you I'd give you some nice clothes, huh? 281 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,902 Takes a magician to get under this coat. 282 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,390 Yeah, that's who I took it from, a magician. 283 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,618 Well, let's not split hairs. I'm sick of the whole thing. 284 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,894 - And I'm going home. - Hey, this is a big case. 285 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,605 This is a big circus. You gonna get a big fee. 286 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,315 - Fee? - Sure! Tony. 287 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,025 You're not only thoroughly detestable. 288 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,235 - But you're cute. - Ha-ha. 289 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,444 Then we're friends again? 290 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,779 Well, after an old fashioned. 291 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,447 Yeah, I'd like you to meet the boss. 292 00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,824 Well, well, Mr. Wilson 293 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,259 mighty glad to make your acquaintance. 294 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,868 Always wanted to meet you, sir. 295 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,079 Think you're the greatest circus owner 296 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,622 since PT Barnum. 297 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,958 Isn't it a pity we never met before? 298 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,168 Hey, Loophole, that's not the boss. 299 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,795 'He isn't?' - No! 300 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,640 Well, he should be. He's the executive type. 301 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,151 I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head 302 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,636 and not in mine. Now, where is the boss? 303 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,780 Hey, Punchy, what are you doing? 304 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,013 Hey, what are you doing there? 305 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,408 Say, either my coat is inhabited 306 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,558 or I'm inhibited. 307 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,644 - There he goes. - Eh, don't worry. 308 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,396 He'll come back. He's a homing pigeon. 309 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,398 Fine. I'll keep a light burning in my pocket. 310 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,363 - Oh, where's the boss? - Come on, we find him. 311 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,576 Folks, I want you to meet my pal, my best friend! 312 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,911 - What's your name again? - Loophole. 313 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,663 - Glad to know you. - It's your pleasure. 314 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,790 Ah, this meeting brings back memories. 315 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,334 Childhood days, lemonade, romance! 316 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,005 My life was wrapped around a circus. Her name was Lydia. 317 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,965 I met her at the World's Fair in 1900 318 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,717 marked down from 19.40. 319 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,761 Ah, Lydia. 320 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:07,016 ♪ She was the most glorious creature ♪ 321 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:11,353 ♪ Under the sun ♪ 322 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:15,191 ♪ Thais, Du Barry, Garbo ♪ 323 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,738 ♪ Rolled into one ♪ 324 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,116 ♪ Oh ♪ 325 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,578 ♪ Lydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia? ♪ 326 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,664 ♪ Lydia the tattooed lady ♪ 327 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,126 ♪ She has eyes that folks adore so ♪ 328 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,046 ♪ And a torso even more so ♪ 329 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,007 ♪ Lydia oh Lydia that encyclopedia ♪ 330 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,843 ♪ Oh Lydia the queen of tattoo ♪ 331 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,388 ♪ On her back is the Battle of Waterloo ♪ 332 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,433 ♪ Beside it The Wreck of the Hesperus too ♪ 333 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,478 ♪ And proudly above waves the red white and blue ♪ 334 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,689 ♪ You can learn a lot from Lydia ♪ 335 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,734 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 336 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,112 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 337 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,491 ♪ When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world ♪ 338 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:08,577 ♪ If you step up and tell her where ♪ 339 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,580 ♪ For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree ♪ 340 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,708 ♪ Or Washington crossing the Delaware ♪ 341 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,753 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 342 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,589 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 343 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:24,218 ♪ Oh Lydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia? ♪ 344 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,555 ♪ Oh Lydia ♪♪ Lydia the tattooed lady ♪ 345 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,766 ♪ When her muscles start relaxing ♪ 346 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,769 ♪ Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson ♪ 347 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,522 ♪ Lydia oh Lydia that encyclopedia ♪ 348 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:39,692 ♪ Oh Lydia the queen of them all ♪ 349 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:43,028 ♪ For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz ♪ 350 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:46,156 ♪ With a view of Niagara that nobody has ♪ 351 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,159 ♪ And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz ♪ 352 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:52,121 ♪ You can learn a lot from Lydia ♪ 353 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:55,291 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 354 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,419 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 355 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,463 ♪ Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso ♪ 356 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,550 ♪ Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso ♪ 357 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,928 ♪ Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon ♪ 358 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,056 ♪ Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on ♪ 359 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,351 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 360 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,104 ♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪ 361 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,524 ♪ Here is Grover Whelan unveiling the Trylon ♪ 362 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,652 ♪ Over on the West Coast we have Treasure Island ♪ 363 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,947 ♪ Here's Nijinsky a-doing the rumba ♪ 364 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,409 ♪ Here's her Social Security Number ♪ 365 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:40,210 ♪ Oh Lydia oh Lydia that encyclopedia ♪ 366 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,297 ♪ Oh Lydia the champ of them all ♪ 367 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,592 ♪ She once swept an admiral clear off his feet ♪ 368 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,887 ♪ The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat ♪ 369 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,890 ♪ And now the old boy's in command of the fleet ♪ 370 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,893 ♪ For he went and married Lydia ♪ 371 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,436 ♪ I said Lydia ♪ 372 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,104 ♪ He said Lydia ♪ 373 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,731 ♪ I said Lydia ♪ 374 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,399 ♪ We said Lydia la-la ♪♪ 375 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,639 You make a pretty good banker, Gibraltar. 376 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,219 Jeff's in the next car with the gorilla. 377 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,203 They should be very happy together. 378 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,372 Hey, Jeff, are you here? 379 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,977 - Hey, boss, what's the matter? - Huh? 380 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,922 - What happened here? - Here, lift him up here. 381 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,770 Here, take the other side. I'll take this side. 382 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,170 Come on, lift. Come on. 383 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:08,132 Put him down here on the trunk, huh? That's it. 384 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:11,885 - Hey, somebody hit him. - I'm alright. Who's this? 385 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,846 I've got an alibi! I-I wasn't here. 386 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,490 Hey, it's a lucky thing you were hit tonight. 387 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,975 - He's a lawyer. - Feeling better, Mr. Wilson? 388 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,309 - It's gone! - What? 389 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,894 It's been stolen, my $10,000! 390 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,522 Ten-thousand dollars? That man's hurt bad. 391 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,441 Sta-stand back and give him air. 392 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:26,859 'You lose $10,000?' 393 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,527 He didn't lose it. It was stolen. 394 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,171 I gotta get that money back, and quick! 395 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,198 Hey, never mind the $10,000. You go to bed. 396 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,260 He's right for once. Come on, let me help you, huh? 397 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,512 'Here, come on. I'll take you through here, huh?' 398 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:41,540 Go ahead, Jeff. We stay here. We'll find the money. 399 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:44,585 Hey, Punchy, we gotta find Jeff's money. 400 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:48,422 Look, we do like detectives. We re-destruct the crime. 401 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,466 Alright, now pay attention. 402 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,968 I'm Jeff. You're the crook. 403 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,221 No, it's just acting. You know what I mean, acting? 404 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:59,183 Yeah? Hey, what do you call.. 405 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,268 What do you call.. Hey, Punchy, look out! 406 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,771 Punchy, that's no acting. 407 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,773 Hey, ah, you're crazy. 408 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:09,485 We act out the case like they do in the police station. 409 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,571 Now.. You've been in the police station? 410 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,324 "Wanted. Fifty cents reward for jaywalking." 411 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,535 Fifty cents. See, crime doesn't pay. 412 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:22,581 Alright, now, look, Punchy, I come in, you follow me. 413 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,876 I don't know you're there. 414 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,337 Now I take out my money. 415 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:31,006 I count it. What happens? 416 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,050 Punchy, what's the matter for you? 417 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:37,846 Alright, we change it. This time you're Jeff, I'm the crook. 418 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,308 That's right, this time I'm the crook. 419 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,104 Punchy, I.. I better break this case before you break my head. 420 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:47,356 Alright, I solve this case myself. 421 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,733 Now you stand there. You watch me. 422 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:53,946 I'm Jeff. I take out my money. I count it. 423 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,031 Now what happen? 424 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,534 Oh! Ah.. Hey. 425 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:01,161 Now you've got nothing to worry about, Mr. Wilson. 426 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,831 With the thief on the train and the legal eagle on the case 427 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,250 the money is practically in your pocket. 428 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,919 Just, uh, keep an eye on your pocket. 429 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,714 - Uh.. - Oh, oh, oh.. 430 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,341 - No, you don't. - Oh, but I've got... 431 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,677 Oh, no, there's no use talking, Jeff. 432 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,929 Money or no money, you're not going to get up. 433 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,974 But you don't understand, if that thief gets away 434 00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:23,350 with that $10,000, I lose everything. 435 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,686 Sorry, but there's nothing you can do about it now. 436 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,020 You've gotta get some sleep. 437 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,873 And in the morning you'll feel a lot better. 438 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,858 Yes, and a lot poorer. 439 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,818 Does it matter? 440 00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:35,320 - Did you get anything? - Yes. A bump on the head. 441 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,197 - How can you tell? - Hey. 442 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,741 You know what I think, the guy who hit Jeff on the head 443 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,493 and knocked him out didn't like him. 444 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,328 Don't let it jump to concussions. 445 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,598 Does anybody around here look suspicious aside from you? 446 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,917 Yes, Mr. Carter, the manager. He's been making trouble. 447 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,042 - Carter, eh? - Yeah. 448 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,336 But he no steal the money. 449 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,921 He's too smart for that. 450 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,673 You know who I think steal the money? 451 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,800 His friend Goliath. He's dumb. 452 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,468 Well, the legal eagle is on his track. 453 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,638 And if he's guilty, he'll have to prove it. Patois. 454 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,063 Hey. You said you was on Goliath's track. 455 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,900 Well, this is a detour. I'll grill her until she's well done. 456 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,819 She must know something, even if it isn't about the case. 457 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,988 Mm. 458 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,073 She's innocent. Now then, where's Goliath? 459 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,201 - In the next car. - Where is he? 460 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,495 Here it is. But I think I oughta tell you... 461 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,207 You'll tell me nothing. It's my job to get the facts. 462 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,459 This fellow will face the shrewd, relentless grilling 463 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:33,795 of the juggernaut of justice, the Casanova of the courthouse 464 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,505 the black stone of the barroom. 465 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:39,176 Now watch the eagle swoop down. 466 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,612 'Who's there?' - You'll find out. 467 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,095 My fine-feathered felon. 468 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,972 - Hors d'oeuvres. - Goliath? 469 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,515 I'll get to the bottom of this. 470 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,351 - Well? - Wrong room. 471 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,603 - I'm Goliath. Who are you? - Oh, uh, me? 472 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,855 Oh, just a little nobody who wears glasses. 473 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,523 I-I-I can hardly see a lick. 474 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,484 - Who is this guy? - That's Mr. Loophole. 475 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,611 - He's a lawyer. - A lawyer. Isn't that silly? 476 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,613 I-I-I've been disbarred for years. 477 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,615 I can show you my canceled diploma. 478 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,077 Smart guy, hm? 479 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,829 How would you like I should break you in two? 480 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,749 Uh, could I, uh, file separate income taxes? 481 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,876 - Just what do you want? - Well, uh.. 482 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,687 Frankly, Mr. Goliath, when I see a wrong done 483 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,256 I can't rest until it's righted. That's all. And, uh.. So.. 484 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:21,385 Well, I brought Tony here to, to, to apologize, that's what. 485 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,845 Tony, I want you to tell this, this lovable chap 486 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,514 that you're sorry. 487 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,058 Alright, Mr. Goliath, I'm sorry you knocked out Jeff Wilson 488 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,893 and stole his money. 489 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,861 Phew! 490 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,741 This coat is haunted. 491 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,369 Hey, maybe I'm Captain Flag. 492 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,959 He's as innocent as a newborn babe. And much bigger. 493 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,920 Well, that settles it. Now we gotta look for a new suspect. 494 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,298 - Yes, and a new lawyer. - Hey, you're not gonna quit. 495 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:00,674 - As of now. - Yeah, but.. 496 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,402 This guy Goliath, don't be afraid of him. 497 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,678 - He's muscle-bound. - Yes, and I'm homeward-bound. 498 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,805 How are we going to get back Jeff's $10,000? 499 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,433 It's very easy. Offer a reward of 15,000. 500 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,269 Wise guy. 501 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,738 'Hello!' - Oh! 502 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,614 Oh. Did I frighten you, Mr. Loophole? 503 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,992 No. Nothing ever frightens me. 504 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,997 I used to take rumba lessons by mail. 505 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,808 Every time I hear the whistle, I think it's the postman 506 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,292 with another lesson. Heh-heh. 507 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,752 Jeff has finally fallen asleep. 508 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,879 So I came looking for you. Has anything developed? 509 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,214 No, everything's under control, except my pulse. 510 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,740 You'll never know how grateful Jeff is for what you're doing. 511 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,802 Oh, it's nothing at all. 512 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,763 You know, if you can straighten this out 513 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,932 it will mean a great deal to, well, to both of us. 514 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,517 Both of you? 515 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:56,730 Oh, I get it. You and Jeff, Jeff and you. 516 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,691 Ha, young love. A maid in distress. 517 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:03,111 Fear not, my lady, a Loophole never deserts a sinking ship. 518 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,572 - Even if it's a train. - Thank you. 519 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,699 I'll have this case straightened out before sunrise 520 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:11,161 before the rooster crows, before this flower fades. 521 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,579 Here, my lady. 522 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,501 If we only had the clue. 523 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,171 I don't need the lawyer. All we need is a clue. 524 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,590 What's the matter? No, I no smoke this brand. 525 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,717 I gotta find the clue. 526 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,261 What do you got? 527 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,348 I know. You smoke the cigar, you knock yourself out. 528 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,101 But that's no good. I gotta find the clue. 529 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,144 Where I find the clue, huh? 530 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:44,986 Gibraltar? Hey, you crazy! Gibraltar no smoke cigars. 531 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:47,489 I gotta find the clue. Now, where I find.. 532 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,619 There's a head I'd like to have over my fireplace. 533 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:55,831 I got it! 534 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,041 A fractured skull, I trust. 535 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,085 - No, a clue! - A clue? 536 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,753 Yeah, Punchy find this cigar 537 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,147 right where Jeff was knocked out. 538 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,214 Great. Now, then.. 539 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:07,008 Who on this train smokes cigars? 540 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,010 - Or heavy underwear? - I know. 541 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,012 - The strongman, the Goliath. - Oh, nonsense. 542 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,218 It wouldn't be him. His, his public wouldn't like it. 543 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,517 Well, we got to think of somebody else. 544 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,769 Wait, I got it this time! The midget! 545 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,730 - A midget? A small midget? - Yeah. The small midget. 546 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,277 - That's our man. - You sure? 547 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,463 Can you prove that he's the one that smoke the cigar? 548 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,406 We'll compare smells, and if they're alike 549 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,907 this is the rope that'll hang him. 550 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,868 - Adieu! - Adieu! 551 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,705 Now, Punchy, you stay outside. 552 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,832 Let Loophole do the talking, and you keep quiet. 553 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,626 - See that you remember that. - Shh! 554 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,712 All we got for a clue is this cigar butt. 555 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:46,173 So I'll trap him into offering us one of his cigars. 556 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,008 Now if his cigar matches this one.. 557 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,819 - He's unquestionably guilty. - That's right. 558 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:51,112 Now, we mustn't let on what we're after. 559 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,280 Alright, I won't say anything. 560 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,805 I know that, but don't talk either. 561 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,891 - Shut up. - Shut up. 562 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,771 - What do you want? - Oh, sure. 563 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,899 We come in if you insist. 564 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,710 - Is this a friend of yours? - I should say not. 565 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,694 He's a lawyer. 566 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,946 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Why.. 567 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,711 Why? Do you wanna make anything out of it? 568 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,117 Try to bully me, I'll lick you the best day you ever had. 569 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,620 - What brings you here? - Oh, nothing important. 570 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,122 We just wanna trap you into a confession. 571 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,790 Confession? 572 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,627 Nice work, Einstein. That's what I call using strategy. 573 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,045 I know my stuff, huh? 574 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,506 It's, uh, kind of late to be visiting, isn't it? 575 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,758 Well, we just happened to be passing your house 576 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:32,802 and we saw a firefly burning in your window. 577 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,304 Did you lose this? 578 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,973 Why, no, I didn't lose it. 579 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,100 - Where did you find it? - Never mind that. 580 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,769 - Are these your teeth prints? - No. 581 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,687 Well, Tony, I guess we're licked. 582 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,314 I guess so, boss. 583 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:47,776 The man is undoubtedly innocent. Well, no hard feelings. 584 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,736 Oh, none at all. Let's shake on it. 585 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,074 By the way, uh, I'm all out of smokes. 586 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,117 Do you happen to have a spare cigar on you? 587 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:59,496 Here! I got one. 588 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,332 I got one for you, too, and for myself. 589 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,167 Thanks. Uh, let me get you a light. 590 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,586 Why don't you trade your head in on a bowling ball? 591 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,566 Don't you realize that I'm trying to get incriminating 592 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,509 evidence? Now let's smoke these up quickly. 593 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:13,986 And then I'll ask him for one of his cigars. 594 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,387 - Well.. - Here we are, boys. 595 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,978 No, thanks. Bad luck. Three, I'm a midget. 596 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,438 Ah, that's a superstish. 597 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,898 Has anybody got a match? 598 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,407 I asked for a match, not a forest fire. 599 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,367 Hey, what's going on here, anyway? 600 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:43,140 Oh, uh, by the way, uh, do you happen 601 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,666 to have a spare cigar on you? 602 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:48,044 Hey, I think I got one. Here. 603 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,379 You're a big help, you are. 604 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:54,551 I'll clean up this case if you'll keep quiet. 605 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,429 Last time I saw that match, there was apples growing on it. 606 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,431 Oh, you got the apples, too, huh? 607 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,769 Hey, you no hitting Jeff on the head and stealing his money. 608 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:07,188 That ain't playing ball. 609 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,916 I'll bet your father spent the first year 610 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,376 of your life throwing rocks at the stork. 611 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,152 - Yeah. - I know how to get rid of you. 612 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,737 Smoke one of your own cigars. 613 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,780 Hey. I don't think I got anymore. 614 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:17,782 Good. What a break. Now I'll make him confess. 615 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:18,907 Ah. 616 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,912 Oh, by the way, uh 617 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,789 do you happen to have a spare cigar on you? 618 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:29,002 Hey, wait a minute. I find one. 619 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,546 It's the last one I got, but you can have it. 620 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,649 Oh, I couldn't think of it. I couldn't think of taking... 621 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:37,135 - Oh, go ahead, it's alright. - Your last cigar. No, I.. 622 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:41,640 Well, I've carried many a torch, but never on such a large scale. 623 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,933 Do you realize, if Jeff had been hit a little harder 624 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,728 the charge would have been murder? Pronounced murder? 625 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,774 Yes, murder. 626 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,376 How would you like to go to Sing Sing 627 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,860 and get the high chair? 628 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,237 You better not lay a hand on me. You ain't the law. 629 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,282 You're right. We haven't got anything on, anything on you. 630 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,077 Okay, anyone can make a mistake. No hard feelings. 631 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,371 - No, no, not at all. - Let's shake on it. 632 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:08,166 Oh, uh, let's smoke on it, huh? 633 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:12,671 Oh, heck, I, uh, I seem to be all out of cigars. 634 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:15,423 You don't happen to have a spare cheroot on you, do you? 635 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,300 Hey, I find one more. 636 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:21,346 Are you lucky! I thought this cigar was in my other suit. 637 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,698 I wish you were in your other suit 638 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,242 and your other suit was being pressed. 639 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,726 - No, mangled. - I just remember. 640 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,603 This is my other suit. 641 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:32,190 Hey, you know these cigars are imported? They're hard to get. 642 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:33,858 I haven't had any trouble getting 'em 643 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:37,195 not with that plantation under your vest. 644 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,823 Hey, boss, you're not getting any evidence. 645 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,741 No, but I'm getting tobacco heart. 646 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,506 You better tell the truth, half the truth 647 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:44,953 and nothing but the truth! 648 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,769 I told you to eat corn flakes for breakfast 649 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:53,712 not the goldenrod. Hey.. 650 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,672 What, are you guys trying to wreck my house? 651 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,799 Wait till the finance company sees this furniture. 652 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,217 Are you gonna get it. 653 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,778 You fellows got no right coming here 654 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,803 raising such a rumpus. 655 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,847 I don't raise no rumpus. 656 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,515 - I'm gonna sue you! - Say.. 657 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,352 If you need a good lawyer, I'm your man. Cheever Loophole. 658 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,354 Hold it! Hold it! 659 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,608 Ah.. 660 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,820 - Ah.. - Oh, it's alright. 661 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,824 I stand in the rain and he sneezes. 662 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,877 They can't be mine. 663 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,629 No, that's definite. They're not mine. 664 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,255 - Go away. - What? 665 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:20,500 Go out from under your life? 666 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,425 Get away. 667 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,803 Playing piggyback at my age. 668 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,906 You're the prettiest millstone I ever had around my neck. 669 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:27,930 You fool. 670 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,474 We'll be very happy together 671 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:30,599 if my back holds out. 672 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:31,976 Put me down. 673 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,103 Hey, Mr. Loophole, have you met Peerless Pauline? 674 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,648 - No. Why, how do you do? Oh.. - Put me down, you fool. 675 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:40,235 - Well, reluctantly. - Alright, let her go. 676 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,280 Careful, man, you're talking of the woman I love. 677 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,823 Yeah, well, Carter loves her, too. She's his girl. 678 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,616 Hey, I just thought of something. 679 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,118 Maybe Carter knows something about the stolen money. 680 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,121 And if Pauline's his girl, maybe she knows something, too. 681 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,457 Well, if she doesn't, it'll be fun teaching her. 682 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,334 Legal eagle. 683 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,257 Ah, ah.. 684 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,883 Here it is, babe 685 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,426 the whole ten grand. 686 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,973 Why don't you quit that while I'm talking to you? 687 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:13,518 I got to break in these new shoes. I nearly fell today. 688 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:15,812 Well, break 'em in some other time. 689 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,217 Anyhow, take care of this money. 690 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,898 I think that lawyer suspects me 691 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,608 and I don't wanna have it on me. 692 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:25,572 Pauline! Yoo-hoo! 693 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,739 'Pauline!' - There he is. 694 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,116 I bet he's up to something. 695 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,577 Go on, get out of here. I'll handle him. 696 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,121 Well, be careful. And find out if he knows anything. 697 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,206 It's me. Or it's I. 698 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,691 Well, at any rate, it's one of us. 699 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,793 'Come in.' - Pauline! 700 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:42,672 - Are you home? Are you home? - 'What d'you, what d'you want?' 701 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,441 If this is a spirit reading, I'd like something good 702 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:46,050 in the fourth at Belmont. 703 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,428 - Hello, brown eyes. - Hello, brown.. 704 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:53,308 Say, you're up early today, aren't you, huh? 705 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,101 You're like a beautiful chandelier. 706 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,103 I'd like to be around when you get lit up. 707 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,356 - What brings you here? - Oh, uh, lots of reasons. 708 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,525 Ten-thousand reasons. 709 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,569 - What are you doing? - Oh, don't mind me. 710 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,946 Uh, I'm just a talent scout for Alcatraz. 711 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,830 Let me phrase it more delicately. 712 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,683 Where were you when Jeff got bopped on the conk 713 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,542 and clipped for his roll, babe? 714 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,045 Why, Mr. Loophole, surely you don't think that I... 715 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:25,131 Egad, no, anyone who looks at you can see that 716 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:29,135 you're not, uh, hiding anything. 717 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,387 - You're a lawyer, aren't you? - Uh-huh. 718 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,097 They tell me you're a great lawyer. 719 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:34,849 Who does? Not my clients. 720 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,854 Certainly not the ones that were hung last week. 721 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,273 - Have you solved your case? - What case? 722 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,776 Why, whatever case you're working on. 723 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:47,320 Oh, let's not sit here and talk about little me. 724 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,613 Let's talk about little you. 725 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:49,781 Have you deposited $10,000 726 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:50,906 in the bank lately? 727 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,367 Why, whatever made you say that? 728 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,285 Well, you know what the French say, uh. 729 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,788 "Cherchez la femme." Find the footprints. 730 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,251 - Peanut brittle? - No, thanks. 731 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,004 Well, there's no point in my staying here. 732 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,714 Oh, don't go, please. 733 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:09,258 Perhaps you'll think I'm forward 734 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,636 but last night when I first saw you.. 735 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:13,262 And slammed the door on my face. 736 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,806 I realized that you're the man 737 00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:16,599 I've been dreaming of. 738 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,267 What do you eat before you go to bed? 739 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,770 I've waited so long to find someone like you. 740 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,356 Oh, someone like me? I'm not good enough for you, huh? 741 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,692 Oh, don't say that. I'm not good enough. 742 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,193 - Well, you oughta know. - Oh. 743 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,195 - But I-I really have to go. - Oh, don't go. 744 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,640 - Uh, no, I-I... - Oh, no, please. 745 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,615 - I can't stay r... - Oh, no, stay for a... 746 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,093 - I'd love to stay, but... - Oh, yes. 747 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,535 Please. Really, stay. 748 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,829 Your father wasn't by any chance an octopus, was he? 749 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:40,123 - Oh, no. - No, I-I really have to go. 750 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:43,001 - Oh, don't go, please. Oh.. - I, I'll be right back. 751 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,089 I'm back. 752 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,637 'So sorry you have to go.' 753 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,990 The thing I like about you is that 754 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,515 money doesn't go to your head. 755 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,517 I hope you solve the case you're working on. 756 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,768 Well, it's out of my hands. 757 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,329 This has been a private investigation 758 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:05,023 but right now I could use the long arm of the law. 759 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:07,358 Law? 760 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,819 Oh, but you don't have to go right now, do you? 761 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,296 Well, there's nothing to keep me here 762 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,197 that I can see from this angle. 763 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,242 But we.. Why, we hardly know each other. 764 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,454 I can be very entertaining if I want to be. 765 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,927 There must be some way of getting the money 766 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,334 without getting in trouble with the Hays Office. 767 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,628 Will you, uh, walk on your hands? 768 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:30,673 - Silly boy, of course not. - Alright, forget about it. 769 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:33,384 Will you, uh, will you walk on the ceiling? 770 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,629 And when I'm on the ceiling, you'll run out and call.. 771 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,305 You'll run away. 772 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,033 Oh, that's the farthest thought from my mind. 773 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,850 So, so help me, the law of gravity. 774 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:43,478 Alright, I'll walk on the ceiling if you will, too. 775 00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:46,606 Oh, no, no. No, thanks. I'll, uh, I'll sit this one out. 776 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:49,817 I'm just an old groundhog. 777 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,986 I shouldn't even be out until February. 778 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,529 But it's so easy. 779 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,656 The bottom of the shoe creates a suction 780 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:57,200 that holds you up on the ceiling. 781 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:58,951 No, no, I'd rather not. 782 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,828 I have an agreement with the houseflies. 783 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:04,123 The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling. 784 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,042 Oh, you'll love it. 785 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,129 - Come on, Cheever. - Are you.. 786 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,815 Are you sure you're, we're not being too hasty? 787 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,674 After all, I am just a boy. 788 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,718 You're-you're a trouper, an aerial star. 789 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:20,473 Yeah. Oh, you could be, too. You're tall, you're strong. 790 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,142 You're nearsighted. 791 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,311 - Hurry, Cheever. - You're not fooling now? 792 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,355 You will walk on the ceiling? 793 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,774 With you. Only with you. 794 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:32,151 Don't look now. No peeky-weeky. 795 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:37,115 I'll bet you're laughing at me inside. 796 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,370 And to think I might have roamed the whole world over 797 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:44,914 and never found you. 798 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,791 'Ready, darling?' 799 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,418 I know I'm gonna hate myself for this in the morning. 800 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,462 'Why, you look like a million.' 801 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,881 I'll settle for 10,000. 802 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:57,260 'Uh, suppose you go first.' - Why? 803 00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:59,846 Well, in case you fall, I'll be here to pick it up. 804 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,223 Oh, no. Let's go up together. 805 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,683 Well, if that's your best offer. 806 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,160 But I'm not making a nickel on it. 807 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,395 Once you do this, you'll never forget it. 808 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,956 You know, the last time I stood on a ceiling 809 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:09,980 was at a lodge meeting. 810 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,358 The chairman had the floor. 811 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,068 How am I doing here? 812 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,987 Careful, Cheever, careful. 813 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,655 Well, uh.. 814 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,327 You don't wanna reach over and hold this thing, uh? 815 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,290 Uh.. Ha-ha. 816 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:30,710 Come on now, lift your body and clamp your foot on the ceiling. 817 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,847 Very good morning to you, Mrs. Murphy. 818 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,934 - Help! Help! - There. I knew you'd like it. 819 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,229 Say, I like this, I never thought 820 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,634 we'd be hanging around together. 821 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:56,819 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this. Shake. 822 00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,697 I see. 823 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,956 Ah, Pauline, let's never lose this thrilling moment. 824 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,751 Think of it, you and I, heels over head in love. 825 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,419 - Do you rumba? - No. 826 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,171 Oh, come on. Let's dance. 827 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:17,173 Ah-ha! Pennies from heaven. 828 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,426 Hey, Pauline, help me down. 829 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,178 Pauline, let me have that wallet! Pau.. 830 00:45:22,295 --> 00:45:25,632 P-Pauline, I'm stuck up! Well, l-let-let me, let me down! 831 00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:27,405 'Pauline, how do I get down out of here?' 832 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:31,103 Pauline, quick, quick! Help, help, Pauline! Help! 833 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:34,815 Get me down, Pauline! Pauline! Paul-Pauline. 834 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:37,860 Help me down! Get me off the ceiling. 835 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,946 Help. Help. Help. I'm stuck up.. 836 00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,867 'Julie?' - 'Come in.' 837 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:50,206 - Hi there, Mr. Wilson. - Telegram for you. 838 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:52,541 Oh, thanks. Excuse me. 839 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,424 It's nothing important. 840 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,886 Julie, why don't you take that job? 841 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,013 Job? What job? 842 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:09,225 With the Miracle Shows. I heard they made you an offer. 843 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:12,061 That. I'm turning that down. 844 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,521 Maybe you better take it. 845 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,040 It looks as if The Wilson Wonder Circus 846 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:17,191 is gonna have to do without Wilson. 847 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,944 I, uh, I might not be the best boss in the world 848 00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,446 but I don't think you'll like working for Carter. 849 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:25,116 Well, I don't intend to work for Carter. 850 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,410 I'm leaving when you leave. 851 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,120 But where will you go to? 852 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:31,455 Well, where you go. 853 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,709 - Don't you want me to, Jeff? - Oh, sure, I.. 854 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,421 Look, Julie.. 855 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,631 Um, this isn't easy for me. 856 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,093 But.. Well.. 857 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,637 I've made plenty of mistakes, I guess 858 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,889 but I don't wanna make another. 859 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:51,642 You once said that, uh, we belong to different worlds. 860 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:54,645 Well, you're right. You're a success. 861 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:57,773 When I leave here, I, I won't even have a job. 862 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:01,360 Oh. Things will work out for you. I know they will. 863 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,821 Well, until they do, until I can pay the bills 864 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,615 I'm not gonna drag you to any preacher. 865 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:11,495 Well, you're pretty heavy, but suppose I drag you? 866 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,498 Well, Jeff? 867 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,585 I don't think I'd enjoy life as Mr. Julie Randall. 868 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:20,087 You better wire Miracle Shows you're gonna take that job. 869 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:24,383 Why, I guess Emily Post was right. 870 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,930 A girl should never propose to a man. 871 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:35,728 You're some lawyer. You come here to help Jeff and Julie. 872 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,730 And what happened? Huh? What happened? 873 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,900 Come, come, you know as well as I do. And you know better. 874 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:43,235 - We've got to think. - Oh, we tried that. 875 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:47,656 Well, let's review the case. One Jeff Wilson owes $10,000. 876 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,367 Or let's put it another way. 877 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:52,119 Ten-thousand dollars is owed by one Jeff Wilson. 878 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,622 It's a clear case of Jeff Wilson owing $10,000. 879 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,916 - Yeah, which he ain't got. - Brilliant deduction. 880 00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:08,469 If only that Mrs. Dukesbury would help him out. 881 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,846 - Mrs. Dukesbury? - Yeah. She's Jeff's aunt. 882 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:13,682 The rich Mrs. Dukesbury? Page one of the "Social Register?" 883 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,976 The Newport branch of the United States Mint? 884 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,853 - That money is Jeff's aunt? - Uh-huh. 885 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,456 I usually say aunt, but I'm showing off 886 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,523 on account of the monkeys. 887 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:21,728 Yeah, but she wouldn't lend 888 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:22,900 Jeff the money. 889 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:25,152 Hey, wait, I got an idea. 890 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:27,397 You go to Newport and ask Mr. Dukesbury for the money. 891 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:28,864 - Oh, fine. - I mean.. 892 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:30,634 If Mr. Dukesbury is alive, you could ask him. 893 00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,159 - But he's dead. - He's dead, eh? 894 00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,786 Then why don't you ask him? 895 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,290 Mrs. Dukesbury, America's wealthiest widow 896 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,959 and yours truly who could certainly 897 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,752 use the money for Jeff. 898 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,630 Don't tell this to Jeff, but his troubles are over. 899 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,048 Goodbye, Mr. Chimps. 900 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:52,138 Ah, let him go. We solve this case myself. 901 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,515 Punchy, I'm going to my tent where I can think. 902 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,559 You come over later and wake me up. 903 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:49,570 Well, shut my mouth and freeze my face! 904 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:52,198 That man don't belong to no human race. 905 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,950 Got a hoca-hoca-pocus and a fiddle-dee-dee 906 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:57,745 that can charm a lion or a chimpanzee. 907 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,212 Well, button my lip and send me quick! 908 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,589 That man's got a voodoo in that stick. 909 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:11,509 When he voodoo raki-sakis, he can hypnotize an elf. 910 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:14,428 That man must be Swingali hisself! 911 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:32,112 ♪ Zoom zoom go the cymbals and boom boom go the drums ♪ 912 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:36,200 ♪ There's dancing feet all over the street when that man comes ♪ 913 00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:40,287 ♪ The kids from the alley they rally round Swingali ♪ 914 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,207 ♪ He waves that Toscaninian hand ♪ 915 00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:48,003 ♪ And zoom zoom go the cymbals and soon Swingali sways ♪ 916 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:52,174 ♪ The basses thump to thousands of trumpets sounding their As ♪ 917 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:56,136 ♪ Mr. Swingali tell me is he man or maestro? ♪ 918 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:58,931 ♪ Zoom zoom goes your heart when he's in command ♪ 919 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,725 ♪ Give that man a hand ♪♪ That man ♪ 920 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:06,188 ♪ When he gives the downbeat they swing us soft and low ♪ 921 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:17,241 ♪ Play something for me play it loud and corny ♪ 922 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,804 ♪ Oh glory hallelujah ♪ 923 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,098 ♪ Rhythm races through ya ♪ 924 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,852 ♪ When he rolls his evil eye he can boogie-boo ya ♪ 925 00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:47,038 ♪ Ah boogie-boo boogie-boo boogie-boogie boogie-boo ♪ 926 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,231 ♪ Boogie-boo boogie-boo boogie-boogie boogie-boo ♪ 927 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,293 ♪ Boogie-boo boogie-boo boogie-boogie boogie-boo ♪ 928 00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:54,278 ♪ Boogie-boo boogie-boo boogie-boogie boogie-boo boog ♪♪ 929 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,590 ♪ Louder now yeah louder now yeah ♪ 930 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,301 ♪ Louder now yeah ♪ 931 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:21,096 ♪ Why be melancholy when we got Swingali? ♪ 932 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:31,273 ♪ Hey ♪ 933 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,317 ♪ Look me in the eye ♪ 934 00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,319 ♪ Concentrate ♪ 935 00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,446 ♪ Relax ♪ 936 00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:39,448 ♪ Swing-a-ding ♪ 937 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:44,536 ♪ Make it rise up to the skies and hypnotize the moon ♪ 938 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:49,458 ♪ Make it a blue ♪ 939 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:52,336 ♪ Moon ♪ 940 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:57,549 ♪ Make it a blue ♪ 941 00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:03,305 ♪ Moon ♪ 942 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,042 ♪ Swing low ♪ 943 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:37,005 ♪ Sweet chariot ♪♪ 944 00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:05,946 Hello, Teresa. Uh, this is Suzanna. Suzanna Dukesbury. 945 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:09,491 You are coming tomorrow night, aren't you? Splendid. 946 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:12,411 Oh, yes. Just as the invitation read. 947 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:15,038 I'm bringing Jardinet and his famous symphony orchestra 948 00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:17,624 all the way from Paris, just to play for us. 949 00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:20,794 And I've invited only the 400 of Newport. 950 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,921 No outsiders. 951 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,555 Here, what is this? 952 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,390 It's English tweed. Wears like iron. 953 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,976 Now, then, uh, where's old lady Dukesbury's room? 954 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:37,394 I beg your pardon. 955 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,205 Mrs. Dukesbury cannot be disturbed by anyone. 956 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,665 Fine. I don't wanna be disturbed, either. 957 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,441 You can't go up there. Who-who are you? 958 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:44,902 - Who am I? Mr. Dukesbury. - Mr. Dukesbury? 959 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:47,237 But I understood Mr. Dukesbury passed away. 960 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:49,031 Oh, just a typographical error. 961 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,616 Passed out. What a brawl that was. 962 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:53,118 Well, here I am, after the brawl is over. 963 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:55,203 Well, I'll inform Mrs. Dukesbury that you're here. 964 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,390 Never mind. I'll tell her myself. What's her room number? 965 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,208 Never mind. I'll find it. I've been in bigger hotels than this. 966 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:02,961 And with better-looking clerks. 967 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,381 Mrs. Dukesbury, yoo-hoo! 968 00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:08,300 What in the world? 969 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,178 Well, what is the meaning of this? 970 00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,513 Keep your sheet on. I'm looking for old lady Dukesbury. 971 00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:16,099 - I am Mrs. Dukesbury. - Snookums! 972 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:19,645 Oh! Gracious! I don't know you. 973 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,521 You mean you've, you've forgotten? 974 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,523 - Well, I.. Uh.. - I know. You have forgotten. 975 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,067 Those June nights on the Riviera 976 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:27,194 when we sat underneath the shimmering skies 977 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,071 moonlight-bathing in the Mediterranean. 978 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:30,989 We were young, gay, reckless. 979 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:34,451 The night I drank champagne from your slipper. Two quarts. 980 00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,912 It would have held more, but you were wearing innersoles. 981 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,497 Oh, Hildegard. 982 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,874 - My name is Suzanna. - Let's not quibble. 983 00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:44,252 It's enough that you've killed something fine and beautiful. 984 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:46,588 Oh, Suzanna. Oh, Suzanna. 985 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:49,716 ♪ Oh won't you fly with me? For I need $10,000 ♪ 986 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,802 ♪ 'Cause the sheriff's after me ♪♪ 987 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:54,554 Get out of this room, or I'll scream for the servants! 988 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,809 Let the servants know. Let the whole world know about us. 989 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,310 You must leave my room. 990 00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:02,646 We must have regard for certain conventions. 991 00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:05,148 One guy isn't enough. She's gotta have a convention. 992 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:08,443 Oh, Suzanna, Suzanna, at last we're alone. 993 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:11,363 Couldn't the two of us be, oh, how shall I say it 994 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:15,742 a, a man and a, and a woman? There, I said it. 995 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:19,079 Oh, Suzanna, if you only knew how much I need you. 996 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,623 Not because you have millions. I don't need millions. 997 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:23,834 I'll tell you how much I need. Have you got a pencil? 998 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:26,044 I left my typewriter in my other pants. 999 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,630 Shh, shh. That's Whitcomb. What'll I do? 1000 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,799 - I'll cool him off. - No, no, you mustn't. 1001 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:33,760 Oh, this is so embarrassing. Oh, dear. 1002 00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:38,223 What, succotash? What's eating you? 1003 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:40,684 I beg your pardon, sir, but Monsieur La Fontaine 1004 00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:42,602 of the concert bureau has phoned to say 1005 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:44,128 that all arrangements are complete. 1006 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,023 The maestro will be here on time. 1007 00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:49,735 That's fine. Here's a dime. Get yourself a clean shirt. 1008 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,254 He's gonna get himself a clean shirt. 1009 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,988 - This is an outrage! - I'll say it is. 1010 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,532 That Whitcomb is a fine butler, I phoned you five hours ago 1011 00:58:55,657 --> 00:58:57,075 and he gives you the message now. 1012 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,286 Why, you're-you're not Monsieur La Fontaine? 1013 00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:00,930 What do you mean I'm not Monsieur La Fontaine? 1014 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:02,056 Do I go around saying you're 1015 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,290 not Monsieur La Fontaine? 1016 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:04,499 Oh. 1017 00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,501 It must be wonderful to be associated 1018 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,336 with such a great artist as Jardinet. 1019 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,255 Oh, it is a pushover. 1020 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,716 - Did you say Jardinet? - Why, of course. 1021 00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:15,161 Now, be sure, when the Normandie docks tomorrow in New York 1022 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:18,305 the Jardinet and his entire orchestra come directly here. 1023 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:20,182 This bedroom will be awfully crowded. 1024 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:22,642 Say, uh, Suzie, hiring a world-famous guy 1025 00:59:22,768 --> 00:59:25,395 like, uh, what's-his-name, that will run into money. 1026 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,064 I realize that, I didn't expect him 1027 00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,607 to play at my party for nothing. 1028 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,734 You'll get your check tomorrow night as we agreed. 1029 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:32,360 Now tell me, Mrs. Dukesbury 1030 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,321 suppose through some strange quirk of fate 1031 00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:36,531 that, uh, Jardinet couldn't get here 1032 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:38,843 would you be interested in any other form of entertainment? 1033 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:42,079 Say, some novel surprises wrapped in sawdust? 1034 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,499 Why, it's unthinkable! Jardinet must get here. 1035 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:49,503 After all, $7500 for one night's entertainment is a lot of money. 1036 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,547 Mm, $7500 is a pretty penny 1037 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:55,008 but, uh, my client needs $10,000 1038 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:57,803 for reasons that should be pretty obvious by now. 1039 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,889 Suzanna, I, uh, I hate to bring up 1040 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,016 money matters in a bedroom, but, uh.. 1041 01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:04,935 - But what? - Well, uh.. 1042 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,812 Just write me out a check for $10,000 1043 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:09,189 and everybody will be happy, including the gorilla. 1044 01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,690 And I do mean you. 1045 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:13,110 But we agreed on $7500. 1046 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:16,035 Oh. Ah, but you do not know about the rate of exchange. 1047 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,823 You see, in la belle France 1048 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:21,952 $7500 is over 150,000 francs 1049 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:25,288 while in this country, $7500 1050 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,750 is, uh, well, it's $7500. 1051 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,544 - Ha-ha.. - That is, uh, fluctuation. 1052 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:32,295 Very well. 1053 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,005 Anything to make the party a success. 1054 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,799 Ah, this will be the most successful 1055 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:37,717 surprise party you have ever given. 1056 01:00:37,843 --> 01:00:40,679 - But it's not a surprise party. - What will you bet? 1057 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:55,777 Well, by this time tomorrow you'll be in Chicago. 1058 01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:59,072 Then what? 1059 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,199 It's really a swell break for you, Julie. 1060 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,577 The Miracle Shows have a fine outfit. 1061 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,036 - Yup. - Well.. 1062 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,705 They're gonna be crazy about you. 1063 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,999 Yup. 1064 01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:11,168 What are you gonna do, Jeff? 1065 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,837 Oh, I'll have plenty to do. 1066 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:15,589 Six days a week I'll think about you 1067 01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:18,967 and on Sunday I'll look for a job. 1068 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:21,469 Fine chance you'll have of finding a job on Sunday. 1069 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:24,014 That's just the point. No job on Sunday. 1070 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,850 So I'll have six more days to think about you. 1071 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:31,688 And Sunday comes around, no job, I'll have six more days. 1072 01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:44,951 ♪ Do we know what we're doing? ♪ 1073 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:47,662 ♪ Two blind loves ♪ 1074 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:51,333 ♪ Don't know what month it is ♪ 1075 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:54,377 ♪ Or the time of day ♪ 1076 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:58,173 ♪ Don't know if we're in Brooklyn ♪ 1077 01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,884 ♪ Or in Mandalay ♪ 1078 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:07,682 ♪ I only know the sun started to shine ♪ 1079 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:11,561 ♪ The day that I looked into your eyes ♪ 1080 01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:16,274 ♪ And you looked into mine ♪ 1081 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:19,694 ♪ Two blind loves ♪ 1082 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,739 ♪ Babes in the wood ♪ 1083 01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:26,159 ♪ We've got it oh so bad ♪ 1084 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:28,828 ♪ But isn't it good? ♪ 1085 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:32,832 ♪ We're on a bumpy road it's true ♪ 1086 01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:36,795 ♪ But heaven is in view ♪ 1087 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:41,132 ♪ For two ♪ 1088 01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:46,346 ♪ Blind loves ♪♪ 1089 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:05,782 Hey, Punchy? Are you sleeping? 1090 01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:08,535 With all this trouble 1091 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,912 with Jeff gonna lose the circus tomorrow night 1092 01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,831 how can you fall asleep? 1093 01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:20,547 Oh, you count sheep, huh? 1094 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:23,216 How many sheep you have to count before you fall asleep? 1095 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:26,219 One? 1096 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:29,306 Ah, you're an inso-maniac. 1097 01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:31,766 You know, Punchy, we look every place for the money 1098 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,519 but there's one place we don't look. That's Goliath's room. 1099 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:37,105 Yeah. Hey, wait. 1100 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,190 You run away, too, uh, like the lawyer? 1101 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:41,192 You're a coward. 1102 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:44,070 No, no, no, no, you're not a regular coward. 1103 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:47,449 You are.. You're a brave coward. 1104 01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:49,659 Hey, Punchy, Punchy. 1105 01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:51,870 Tell me, how does Goliath sleep? 1106 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:54,331 Oh, with his eyes closed? Yeah? That's news. 1107 01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:58,376 Hey, what I mean is, does he sleep good? 1108 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:05,133 Oh, like a top, ah? I gets wise. 1109 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:08,094 That's fine. Now look, we got work to do. 1110 01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,721 Get your clothes. Come on. 1111 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:15,727 Now, this is Goliath's room. Keep quiet. Shh. 1112 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,529 Yeah. 1113 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:29,366 Hey. He's asleep like a baby. 1114 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:34,287 Oh, no, no. Shh! 1115 01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,916 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1116 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,795 ♪ When the wind blows the cradle she rock ♪ 1117 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:46,466 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1118 01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:47,967 Now we gotta look for the money. 1119 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:49,719 I think it's better we work in the dark. 1120 01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:53,973 Hey. Shh, shh. 1121 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,101 - Shh, shh. - We gotta work fast. 1122 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,520 I look over there. You look over there. 1123 01:04:58,645 --> 01:05:01,314 If anything happens, we meet right here. 1124 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,567 That's fine. Go ahead. 1125 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:08,863 Shh! 1126 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:12,826 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1127 01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,286 ♪ When the wind blows the cradle ♪♪ 1128 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:18,081 Quick, hide! 1129 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,840 We gotta find the money in a hurry. 1130 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:11,384 Maybe he's sleeping on it. Quiet. 1131 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,219 Under the pillow. 1132 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,639 ♪ If the bough breaks ♪ 1133 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,600 ♪ The baby should fall ♪ 1134 01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:22,145 ♪ We collect insurance money and all ♪ 1135 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:25,607 ♪ Rock rock rock rock ♪♪ 1136 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:31,070 What? Oh. 1137 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,409 Alright, alright, alright, I look in the pillow. 1138 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,703 You look under the blanket. Go on. 1139 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:14,656 You no find it? It's not in here either. 1140 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,637 Hey, Santy Claus, it looks like a white Christmas. 1141 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,066 If he wakes up, I pity us. 1142 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:53,194 Here, hold that. Hold it. I got an idea. 1143 01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:56,906 This will make Goliath sleep. 1144 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,801 Punchy! What you do? What you do? 1145 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:19,095 Wake up! Wake up! Wa.. 1146 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:21,306 Rockabye, baby. Wake up, Punchy. 1147 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,766 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1148 01:08:23,891 --> 01:08:25,935 ♪ Rockabye rock a bye baby ♪ 1149 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:29,022 ♪ Rockabye baby rock a bye baby ♪ 1150 01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:33,151 Punchy, wake up. Punchy, Punchy. Wake up. Punchy, wake up. 1151 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:36,237 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1152 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:39,532 ♪ When the wind blows the cradle she rock ♪ 1153 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:41,701 ♪ Rockabye baby cradle ♪♪ 1154 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:47,832 See? I sing a lullaby, and you wake up. That's fine. 1155 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:50,835 Hey, maybe the money's in the mattress. 1156 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,047 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1157 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:57,383 ♪ When the wind blows the cradle she rock ♪ 1158 01:08:57,508 --> 01:09:00,178 ♪ If the bough breaks the baby should fall ♪ 1159 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:03,514 ♪ And down will come baby cradle and all ♪ 1160 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,183 ♪ Rockabye baby ♪ 1161 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:06,410 Hey, Punchy, what are you doing there? 1162 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:07,644 ♪ Rockabye baby ♪ 1163 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:08,769 Punchy, get down. 1164 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,063 ♪ Rockabye baby ♪ 1165 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:12,065 Punchy. Hey, Punchy. 1166 01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:21,281 Uh.. 1167 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:34,379 Uh.. 1168 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:54,482 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 1169 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,485 ♪ When the wind blows the cradle she rock.. ♪♪ 1170 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,779 - Uh, uh, porter! - Yes? 1171 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,573 Porter! Help! Help! 1172 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:06,869 - Porter! - Hey, Punchy! Punchy, come on! 1173 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:09,414 Punchy! Punchy! Punchy! 1174 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,541 Let's get out of here. Come on, Punchy. 1175 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,209 Hey, Punchy! Punchy! 1176 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,587 Yeah. So long. 1177 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:25,722 Is there a Jeff Wilson on the train? 1178 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,098 Why, I'm Jeff Wilson. Why? 1179 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,808 Yeah, well, long-distance's been 1180 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:31,185 trying to get you all along the line. 1181 01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:32,562 - Long-distance? - Yeah. 1182 01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:33,938 I'll be back in a minute. 1183 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:40,445 You can use this telephone, young man. 1184 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:41,779 Ask for the Newport operator. 1185 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:43,531 - Newport? - 'Yeah.' 1186 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:48,244 Hello, Jeffrey. This is the legal eagle. 1187 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,706 I'm calling from Dukesbury Manor. 1188 01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:54,834 Never mind what I'm doing here. I've got a great scheme. 1189 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,085 Now listen. 1190 01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:58,546 No! 1191 01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:01,716 - How much? - Ten thousand. 1192 01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:04,051 She thinks she's getting Jardinet and his orchestra. 1193 01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:07,513 But I have a sneaking suspicion Jardinet's not going to show up. 1194 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,182 Oh, if we can only get away with it. 1195 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:12,852 Certainly. You play the circus right on your aunt's front lawn. 1196 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:15,396 Be very quiet while you're setting the tents up. 1197 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,398 And keep the elephants out of the flowerbed. 1198 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:19,877 Okay, you take care of that end, and I'll have the circus there 1199 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:22,153 by tomorrow night if it's the last thing I do. 1200 01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:24,614 Oh, boy! 1201 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,408 Operator. 1202 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:30,620 Operator, get me the steamship Normandie. 1203 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,747 Where is it? It's in the water. 1204 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,459 Why, I can't believe it! 1205 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,544 But I tell you, the man's name is not Jardinet. 1206 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,755 His real name is DT O'Connor. 1207 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:44,926 Ah, there must be some mistake. Are you sure? 1208 01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:46,820 I'm positive. It's the biggest dope ring in years. 1209 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,471 And Jardinet is the head dope. 1210 01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:50,949 I'll keep him in the brig until I can dig up some more dope. 1211 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,976 This is operator 77 B signing off. That is all. 1212 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:13,996 Oh. It's always those three top buttons. 1213 01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:15,682 Don't worry, I'll make it, I used to be a riveter 1214 01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:17,458 on the Golden Gate Bridge. 1215 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,796 - There you are. - Oh. Thank you. 1216 01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:23,297 Now then, tell me 1217 01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:26,300 how do you like the bandstand? 1218 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:28,386 I had it built especially for Jardinet. 1219 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,638 - Do you think he'll like it? - If he ever sees it. 1220 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:34,809 - Yes, Whitcomb? - Pardon me, madam. 1221 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,411 But here are the seating arrangements 1222 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:38,396 for your final approval. 1223 01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:42,733 Oh, no, Whitcomb, Judge Chanock will sit on my left hand 1224 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,820 and you will sit on my right hand. 1225 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:47,697 How will you eat? Through a tube? 1226 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:52,660 '...376, 377, 378, 379, 380, 381' 1227 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:57,707 '382, 383, 384, 385, 386, 387' 1228 01:12:57,832 --> 01:13:00,710 388, 389, 390 1229 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:05,381 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97 1230 01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:08,634 398, 399, 400. 1231 01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:12,471 They all showed up. Looks like no second helpings. 1232 01:13:14,765 --> 01:13:16,767 Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf 1233 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,687 of our gracious, charming and lovely hostess 1234 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:23,524 I say to you, good evening, friends! 1235 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:26,444 And now let's lap up the vittles. 1236 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,237 Monsieur, control yourself. C.. 1237 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,427 Tony, find Mr. Loophole. Tell him we'll be ready. 1238 01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:34,636 - In five minutes. - Sure, Jeff. 1239 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,162 Five minutes. Five minutes. 1240 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,079 Monsieur La Fontaine? 1241 01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:38,956 What is it, my little smorgasbord? 1242 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:41,167 It's five minutes of 10:00, and they're not here yet. 1243 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:43,628 Well, it takes time. You know how elephants are. 1244 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:44,879 Elephants? 1245 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,422 Who said anything about elephants? 1246 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,633 Give me that. You've had quite enough of this. 1247 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,009 - Oh. - Quite enough. 1248 01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,594 Elephants, at your age. 1249 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:57,058 And, uh, since Mrs. Dukesbury and her checkbook 1250 01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:59,936 are entirely responsible for this magnificent shindig 1251 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,896 I suggest we give the kid a great big hand. 1252 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,236 I, uh, I'm sure Marie Antoinette 1253 01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,781 would like to say a few boring words. 1254 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,661 - Oh. Oh, dear... - Can I quote you on that? 1255 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,621 Ah. Uh, ahem. 1256 01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:20,891 Relax. Your entertainment is practically ready. Now go on. 1257 01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:23,376 - Get in there and fight. - Oh. Oh. 1258 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,798 Oh, dear. 1259 01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:30,591 You should cut out starches. 1260 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:34,804 Please hurry. 1261 01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,764 Psst! 1262 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:38,474 Psst! 1263 01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,645 Say, have you got a slow leak? 1264 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:46,607 Now, if no one cares for more coffee, we'll all be going. 1265 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:49,639 I'll have another cup of coffee. 1266 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:54,198 Don't leave me, Suzanna. Can't you see that I love you? 1267 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:57,368 There, you dragged it out of me. I love you, all of you. 1268 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,829 - Oh. - I love you feverishly. 1269 01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:01,314 Have you got a thermometer on you? 1270 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:07,378 Uh, not here, monsieur. Not here. 1271 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:10,339 Oh, I can't help it. It's just the animal in me. 1272 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:19,015 You get it? No, I don't care what you do. 1273 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:22,476 As long as the show don't go on. Now get going. Come on. 1274 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:30,276 So Carter has friends! You better beat it! 1275 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:31,777 Says you! 1276 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,542 - Uh, oh! - Thanks, Punchy. Just in time. 1277 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,003 Hey, stop that! Stop that! S.. 1278 01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:51,255 Help! Help! Police! Punchy! 1279 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:55,176 'Hey, stop that! Stop that! Help! Police! Punchy!' 1280 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:56,927 Help! Help! Punchy! 1281 01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:59,472 - Get.. Punchy! - Oh! 1282 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:03,434 Get him, Punchy. Attaboy. 1283 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:14,487 Hey, I bet Carter's behind this. Let's find him. Go on. 1284 01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:41,180 So, it's you. 1285 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:43,723 I fix you. 1286 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:54,276 Haven't you had enough coffee? My guests are waiting. 1287 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:55,986 Yes, I, I think I've had enough. 1288 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:58,405 Psst. Two minutes. 1289 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:01,492 Very well, then, we'll all be going. 1290 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,678 I think I'll have another cup of coffee. It's awfully good. 1291 01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,079 - Isn't it? - Oh.. 1292 01:17:06,997 --> 01:17:09,375 Now don't worry, the entertainment is right on tap. 1293 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:12,044 Are you sure? Where is Jardinet? 1294 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,523 Oh, I knew there was something I wanted to tell ya. 1295 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:15,965 - He isn't coming. - What? 1296 01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:20,553 I am Jardinet! 1297 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,638 Oh, Jardinet, oh! 1298 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:24,973 'Oh!' 1299 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:31,564 I cross the ocean. I am called a dope ring. 1300 01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:35,484 I race on a train. When I get here, what do I find? 1301 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:37,236 Animals. Animals! 1302 01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:39,321 - Animals? - Animals? 1303 01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:42,366 Mrs. Dukesbury's friends are my friends. I'll take care of him. 1304 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,091 Monsieur La Fontaine, please be careful. 1305 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,078 Animals, indeed! 1306 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:48,581 This is the most incredible thing that has ever happened. 1307 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:52,042 You're all upset. Why don't you go back to Paris and lie down? 1308 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:55,045 Jardinet's symphony never has been so humiliated. 1309 01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:58,048 - I have a notion not to play. - That's an excellent notion. 1310 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,260 Come on. I'll put you on the bus. 1311 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,846 But I have given my word. I will play. 1312 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,973 - Yes, I will play. - Of course you'll play. 1313 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,142 But you'll play on the bandstand down on the water. 1314 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,519 - On the water? But my audience. - Don't worry. 1315 01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:12,897 You start playing, they'll come down in spite of it. 1316 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:17,234 - Mrs. Dukesbury's idea. - Crazy Americans! 1317 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:18,777 - We're ready, boss. - Fine, uh.. 1318 01:18:18,903 --> 01:18:20,783 Take this bearded symphony down to the bandstand 1319 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,698 and see that he gets a good sendoff. 1320 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:23,991 Okay, boss. 1321 01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:31,123 Now I know you'll all be thrilled! 1322 01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:33,209 Jardinet's opening number 1323 01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:36,503 will be Beethoven's somber and spiritual first movement 1324 01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:40,424 of his second concerto, album three, opus four... 1325 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:41,909 And number five on the hit parade. 1326 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:46,555 Oh, my goodness. What's going on? 1327 01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:53,979 Open it. 1328 01:19:01,946 --> 01:19:02,946 Hey, she's alright. 1329 01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,865 It's just the excitement. 1330 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,785 Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks, the fastest feet get the best seat. 1331 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,287 'Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, folks. Hurry, hurry.' 1332 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:12,039 See that man-eating elephant. 1333 01:19:13,457 --> 01:19:14,684 'Hurry, hurry, see, the cannon' 1334 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,126 'that shoots a human being.' 1335 01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:23,008 - Now? - Now! 1336 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:56,875 You monster! You're responsible for this disgrace. 1337 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:58,711 That's gratitude for ya, most men 1338 01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:00,480 get their sweethearts one ring for an engagement. 1339 01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:02,298 - I got you three rings. - A circus. 1340 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,341 I'll be a laughingstock. 1341 01:20:04,466 --> 01:20:06,427 I see it all now. 1342 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,054 My nephew did this to humiliate me. 1343 01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:11,283 You mean, he did you a favor, I was afraid Jardinet wouldn't 1344 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:13,517 get here, so I wired Jeff to come and help us out. 1345 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,353 And there he is. Doing rather well, don't you think? 1346 01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:21,108 ♪ Step up and take a bow ♪ 1347 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:24,820 ♪ Don't be modest don't be shy ♪ 1348 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:28,907 ♪ Show that thoroughbred look in your eye ♪ 1349 01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:32,953 ♪ Step up with grace and pride ♪ 1350 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:36,832 ♪ Take that oompah oompah oompah-pah ♪ 1351 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:40,586 ♪ In your stride ♪ 1352 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:44,882 ♪ My heart began to beat in rhyme ♪ 1353 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:48,385 ♪ Oompah-pah oomph in three-quarter time ♪ 1354 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:52,389 ♪ You charmed me like that Lorelei ♪ 1355 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:57,394 ♪ When you waltzed by ♪ 1356 01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:01,065 ♪ You took my heart ♪ 1357 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:07,529 ♪ And now here's to love ♪ 1358 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:12,201 ♪ Take a bow ♪♪ 1359 01:21:18,999 --> 01:21:20,084 Oh, Jeffie! 1360 01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:25,523 They liked that dinner you gave 'em. They'll eat this up. 1361 01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:28,342 - Sawdust and all. - But how about Jardinet? 1362 01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:29,927 Probably on his way back to Paris. 1363 01:21:57,955 --> 01:22:02,751 Mrs. Dukesbury! Mrs. Dukesbury! 1364 01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:08,882 Mrs. Dukesbury, speech, speech! 1365 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,011 See? You're a sensation. 1366 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,891 Well, I guess you're licked. 1367 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:20,894 Yeah. They don't pay off until this show is over. 1368 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:22,354 And this show ain't over yet. 1369 01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:23,647 Oh. 1370 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,524 And, uh, now, kiddies 1371 01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:26,984 if you'll all pull up your chairs 1372 01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:29,570 Suzie would like to mumble a little double talk in Esperanto. 1373 01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:31,613 - Oh.. - Here you are, sugar. 1374 01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:35,617 My dear, dear friends, I'm thrilled to.. 1375 01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:38,036 - He, he might kill somebody. - That's his business. 1376 01:22:38,162 --> 01:22:40,622 - I'm stopping the show. - I don't want no part of this. 1377 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:56,263 Get me out of this cannon! Get me out of this cannon! 1378 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:05,898 Keep calm, folks. It's all part of the show.. 1379 01:23:06,023 --> 01:23:09,234 Get me out of this cannon! Get me out of this cannon! 1380 01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:11,695 Please, get me out of this cannon! 1381 01:23:51,735 --> 01:23:53,987 We're offering a five-dollar prize, folks 1382 01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:55,864 for anyone who can pick out the ape. 1383 01:23:58,575 --> 01:24:00,577 'Change your partners.' 1384 01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:06,667 Help! Help! He's got me! He's got me! 1385 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:09,229 'I hope he's got two pair of pants with that suit.' 1386 01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:15,300 Let me up there, you fool! Let me up! 1387 01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:21,890 Somebody do something! 1388 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:25,602 - Somebody do something! - 'There they go!' 1389 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:27,580 It's a great race, folks, as they go into the back stretch. 1390 01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,244 Gibraltar's leading, but Carter and Punchy 1391 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:31,692 are hanging on. Will Gibraltar make it? 1392 01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:33,545 'Now they're coming into the home stretch, Gibraltar still' 1393 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:34,903 'leading, Carter second by' 1394 01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,905 'a trapeze. Punchy's third by a heel.' 1395 01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:39,408 Get me out of this cannon! Get me out of this... 1396 01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:42,119 Don't worry, Mrs. Gooseberry. I'll save you. 1397 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:44,246 'It looks like a driving finish.' 1398 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:46,582 'And there goes Seabiscuit.' 1399 01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:49,418 Y-ya-hoo! Oh, oh, my goodness! 1400 01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:51,086 Oh, my goodness. Help me! 1401 01:24:51,211 --> 01:24:52,546 I'm sorry, Mrs. Dukesbury. 1402 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,006 I didn't know it was loaded. 1403 01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,758 Oh! Oh! 1404 01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:02,556 Here I come, Mrs. Gooseberry. 1405 01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:05,058 I save you again. 1406 01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,810 'Swing your lady.' 1407 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,175 Get ready now, Mrs. Gooseberry. 1408 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,772 When I grab your ankles, you let go. 1409 01:25:10,897 --> 01:25:12,691 Let go. Let go, I say. 1410 01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:15,235 Let go! Let go! Do you hear me? 1411 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,280 Bring in the cage! Help me with the net. Come on! 1412 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:23,452 Oh-oh! There goes my dress! Let go! 1413 01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,495 Oh, Mrs. Dukesbury. 1414 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,956 Is there an insurance agent in the house? 1415 01:25:28,081 --> 01:25:31,043 Help! Help! Somebody save me! 1416 01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:41,428 - Grr.. - Help! Help! 1417 01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:44,264 Calling Tarzan! 1418 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:46,308 Calling Tarzan. 1419 01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:52,689 Jump! It's alright. Come on, jump. 1420 01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:56,151 Oh. Do you think that they could hold me? Oh, dear. 1421 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:58,987 Oh! Oh, here I go! 1422 01:26:00,197 --> 01:26:01,782 Well, here goes! 1423 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,202 Call him off! Get him away! 1424 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:09,247 - Oh! - Oh! 1425 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:12,626 Look, the money! 1426 01:26:14,044 --> 01:26:15,087 Is it all there? 109581